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on bundes after dark

Why can't you see it, when a thread is autosaged on Cred Forums? Generally speaking, moderator actions are far too opaque and undocumented on this site.

WTF they made him captain?

why do you retards even care about autosage? there is a fucking catalog and everyone is using it.

just make ONE thread, post until it gets deleted, then make another. That's the way Cred Forums used to work and how it's supposed to work.

fucking general and NEWTHREADHERE meta ruined Cred Forums

autosage isn't so bad tßh

Xhaka benched again

Fuck just woke up and lost half the game

they must have liked his work rate

>Darmstadt having to use a sub in the first half, because so many of their players are on a card already

At least Schusters Darmstadt tried to play football from time to time.

Seriously, they've actually gotten worse in terms of scuminess since he left.

Isn't Nadine Jansen or what ever this hi test beast's name is from leipzig?

People who take Cred Forums too seriously became the majority.

/bundes/ is so boring now. I only come here every every few matchdays for 2-3 posts, 2-3 years ago I made 30-50 posts a day in /bundes/ alone. People will blame the mods but what do they even do these days except for autosaging? Nothing.

>waking up at 8
lazy scum

>Bundesliga threads are currently being autosaged, no matter what kind of content is being posted in them
>Said autosaging is not clearly communicated. At least KC states that shit in bright red letters on top of the thread
>A board without bumping could work. But if only a specific kind of thread that doesn't even clearly violate a rule is autosaged as soon as it is created, it creates a needless nuisance for the people that frequent those threads.

HAHA INGOLCUNTS BTFO

don't be rude

It affects absolutely nothing but your autism. I can't even fathom why anyone would care.

singer, actress and entrepreneur Melanie Müller comes from Leipzig tho

they even named a street after her

>the tfw no edels stube

Yeah I know, at least woke up to good news, dortmund winning and Bayern getting struggling against >Ingolstadt

[Spoiler].eu[/Spoiler]

but its the weekend

>singer, actress and entrepreneur

more like
>attention whore, porn actress and Dschungel camp paricipant

You don't work on weekends? No wonder mexicans are getting in

Will Bayern score 2 more goals?

Thanks

no

i need to read the last chapter

Finally

Mickey who? RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS

Clever from Castro. Goat from Pulisic

>Those Xabi Alonso longshots
It's beautiful

yay webms!!!!

She's trash. I refuse to wank to this. Nadine is Queen of Cred Forums.

Guerreiro's been MotM again for me so far.

Also considering Darmstadt have subbed twice by the start of the second half, I wouldn't be surprised if they end up conceding more than once in the last ten minutes.

>Lelverkusen BTFO
THANK YOU BASED MEIER

thanks

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based af

Thank you based American meme man

USA
USA
USA
USA

>Mor

Burgers incoming!

wew

CROATIA
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great shot by guerreiro also, and skillful tap-in by ramos.
What a goat collaboration.

Who can realistically stop him?

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freddy adu

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No one desu

>Gomez

>red card
How many more goals are they going to concede?

>Henderson doesn't bend they said

sick off the ball skills, some english club should buy him already

was the assist form Schmelzer?

Dembele was a bit shaky in the first half, and Pulisic wasn't really particularly productive, but they've both shown up for the second half in a big way.

Cant watch, what did he do?

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liverpool tried

CHI

CHEEEECH

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Yeah.

missed two absolute sitters, literally from 2 metres out

Goalflood incoming desu

das rayciss

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Thanks.
Sounds like Gomez is back to usual business then

>pointing at the ball like he made contact with it

holy shit

chichad10s

Does that ever work? Has a referee ever gone 'Well if you say you touched the ball, I guess you weren't 5 seconds late'?

>be Ingolstadt
>Fighting for tooth and nail against Bayern
>Good chances, game still looks undecided
>Players starting to get exhausted
>Coach makes a change
>It's fucking Lukas Hinterseer

Why haven't the Ingolstadt players an hero'd already?

they don't have guns

I doubt it, maybe with refs in kids games and that is where players learn to do it instinctively

>HSV
WERE WERE YOU WHEN LEIPZIG BTFO'D THE STRONGEST TEAM IN BUNDES?

Pls post in the other thread where i made all my witty remarks

Thx

Darmstadt and Bremen most likely to get relegated?

I was posting on bundes

What is the anti-St. Pauli?

RBL RBL RBL RBL RBL RBL RBL RBL RBL RBL RBL RBL RBL RBL RBL RBL RBL RBL

Its still very comfy but during the week there is alot of offtopic posting which is fine for me desu.

Also sometimes matchday tourists come along and shitpost

RBL in Führung und das ist hochverdient!

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Bayern living dangerously

it's rigged, Adler was born and raised in Leipzig

>all dem empty seats in the allianz arena

kek

were they able to at least fill the telekom logo?

Would you?

Schalke
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>HIV
This year they are going down

That's a bold statement, considering Bremen and Darmstadt are still in 1. Bundes

this will never happen, stop hoping every year

I don't know

RBL in the UCL next year

Is she asphyxiating?

Sure

Would be nice to finally have them go down..

> they still haven't taken down that ridiculous clock

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Adler is german for eagle, clearly avian.
Red Bull gives you wings.
"""Fouled"""" player lifts off, as if he had wings.

If this shit isn't rigged, what is?

Glad to see HSV didn't fix their meme defense this year

MARCO FABIAN

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

HSV is such a pathetic club, goddamnit

wow mor is improving already

CASTROOOOOOOOOOO

>Lelverkusen trailing
>HSV getting BTFO
Top Kek

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>LELERKUSEN >LELERKUSEN >LELERKUSEN >LELERKUSEN >LELERKUSEN >LELERKUSEN >LELERKUSEN >LELERKUSEN >LELERKUSEN >LELERKUSEN >LELERKUSEN >LELERKUSEN >LELERKUSEN

very good castro

Mexico Day in Frankfurt

he looks pretty good
too bad the team is way too stacked for him to get much playing time

Makes sense

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>All these goals
Hoffenheim-WBurg still 0:0

It's like it's taken him a while to realise he's in a team with equally talented players, so he doesn't have to try and do everything by himself.

Goals 5 everyone

its a slaughter

BORUSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hoffenheim vs Wolfsurg is literally 'choking: the game'

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>BVB winning 5:0 against 10 men Darmstadt
>Sky commentator: "definitely a title contender!111!!"

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>SHITTERKUSEN

AHAHAHAHHA

>SHITARITO

>Lelverkusen
CHICANO BTFO

MOOOOOOOAR

>Cheech

everyone gets a goal

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This is mor first goal of w/dortmund right?

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>6:0, 6:0, das schafft nicht mal die Kerber
I actually lol'd

correct

all the lads

how

the first in an official game

Solid bants

i lov you

>the city of Hamburg
>the city of Darmstadt

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mexican chocking beans

I dont like this trend

the gap between top teams and the rest is getting way too big

Thanks

Bayern, Dortmund or Leipzig, who's gonna win the championship?

It an allegory for wages in Germany.

RBL have shown the gap can be bridged

maybe hamburg should try defending once

It looks like they have give up

I hope JUSTmund wins.

I fucking hate Buyern and Leipzig.

>neverkusen
HAHAHHAHAHA t. DANGER

funny how americans are going crazy on twitter over pulisic

it's just darmstadt lads

bayernwinslol

all they proved is money wins

by spending unlimited money

Money and a plan

rip

So much btfo today.

>Leganes 1-5 Barcelona
>Borussia 6-0 Darmstadt
>Man City 4-0 Bournemouth
>HSV 0-4 Leipzig
>Atletico 3-0 Sporting Gijon

who's BTFOing who in serbia?

partizan like always?

someone stop those kids in Leipzig and Dortmund

crvena zvezda and partizan murdering the opposition as per usual

Gladbach: Sommer, Korb, Christensen, Vestergaard, Jantschke, Kramer, Traoré, Johnson, Stindl, Hazard, Raffael

Bremen: Drobny - Gebre Selassie, Sané, Diagne, U. Garcia - Fritz, Bauer, Yatabaré, Junuzovic, Grillitsch, Gnabry

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One of the most boring and uninteresting matches this season, not gonna watch it

AC-Vestergaard central D#

>tfw just shaved my balls
feels smooth man

Why did he leave us? ;_;

>Werder Bremen
Why won't they sack Skripnik already?

theres nobody better who wants the job

>THE CITY OF BREMEN

It's literally like Bremen wants to lose!

just noticed there's german acestreams up

nice

Maybe the team is playing against the manager

why would they?

If Skripnik is gone maybe they will get a better coach. The team is sorta decent (if it wasn't for the long list of injured players, but we can't really blame that on bad luck since we've had that problem for years now and nothing changed).

nah, werder is just plain shit

Bremen should hire Morten Olsen

but it's also sorta shit

having more than one nigger defender in your backline is a 100% recipe for disaster

dat horse

and bremens backline is totally blacked at the moment

nigger on left, niggers in middle, nigger on right

bremen fan here,
i missed the first 40 minutes and i dont think i want to watch this game

its a shame that this club was ruined because all the former players circlejerked themselves into important positions instead of doing what would be best for the club

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>club

stopped reading there

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now bring it to double digits lads

I remember Bremen styling on teams when Diego played there not too long ago.
Now they are plain shit

this desu

just let it burn

2008?

LACHKICK

Don't know exactly. But they were easily top 3. I wonder where all that money has gone (Diego 30mil+ Özil 25 mil)

transfermarkt.de/sv-werder-bremen/alletransfers/verein/86

you can look here

Friendly reminder that Marcelinho (aka the greatest CAM to ever play in the Bundesliga) was worth 45 Million Euro at one point - back in 2005ish when that actually was a lot of money.

Just a quick Halftime fact

lads, i need some help at excel (i'm a total noob at it)

how do I paste a long as fuck text in one cell, without it destroying my layout?
so that it basically only shows the first few words in the cell?

pls help

repeating digits and werder will make a mad 4-4 comeback

This thread will be dead soon

but I wont open a new one

see you tomorrow

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plot twist: it's all own goals because the players are sick of skripnik and the end result is 8-0

way more likely tbqh

Webm of the red card reaction

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