What the fuck were they thinking?

The real question is... does he dab?

>buying a drunk nigga
Lmao

He actually finished it beforehand the madman

Kek. And look at Robben, cheeky as fuck

>literally the only player to do that

cec

I keep saying it, but the portuguese league is an awful indicator of quality.

3 okay teams, 17 terrible ones. Leads to even more misjudgements than the dutch leagues.

Don't buy the Jorge Mendes hype.

>dude a young nigger lmao, SIGN HIM

Ribery

>fucking children = ok
>beer = reeeeeeeeee fuck off absolutely haram

youtube.com/watch?v=2mVnKyu04ms

Guerreiro on the other hand is fucking amazing so far.

chief keef is shit, but still a better deal than pogba

I remember reading somewhere that he got to Bayern to install a prayer room in the AA. He wasn't even born Muslim, why is he so weird about it?

>my turd is less smelly than your's

Pic related, a REAL talent

The converts are always the worst.

Justifying being a pedo of course.

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/franck-ribery-karim-benzema-trial-1959500

The faith of the converted.

Who's this spic?

She was 17

The future GOAT la

youtube.com/watch?v=fDTmLqYGd3U

Fuckers in Munich telling me, always in the stadium Renato Sanches ain’t 18 years old, Renato Sanches ain’t worth 35M, they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Renato Sanches ain’t no hitta Renato Sanches ain’t this Renato Sanches a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Renato Sanches I’m fucking beating they ass!

Fuckers on Cred Forums telling me, always in Cred Forums "Renato Sanches ain’t bout this," "Renato Sanches ain’t bout that." My boy a world class midfielder on fucking Bayern Munich. They, they they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work. SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit. All ya motherfuckers talk about "Renato Sanches ain’t no future GOAT," "Renato Sanches ain’t this," "Renato Sanches 33 years old." SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all don’t live with that nigga. Y'all know that nigga got caught with TSUUUUUnaldo winning Euros and shit. Nigga been on the Portugal national team since fuckin', I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that. Them niggas savages out there. If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Renato Sanches, I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more. You know those niggas roll with Dirtmund and them.

Young Lahm on the beat.

How old is this young man again?

About 24, I reckon

>Young Lahm on the beat

topkek

When I was around it was Cred Forums that edited the images before they went to kikebook

Paulaner sucks

I'M JUST DOING MY DAB I CALL IT THE PIPE IT UP

How many matches did he play? Aren't you rushing things?

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fuckin with these 24yr old boys
you gon get fucked over
'raris and 'rovers
ayyyy

TRAP NIGGAS IN THE BOWL

He played on 3 matches, 151 minutes kek. But people are so dumb arround here that they expect 5 goals per game, immediately. It's the FM effect, where the player doesn't have to do anything with young prospects, you just throw him on the pitch and that's that.

>that they expect 5 goals per game, immediately
In his case it's just not being a liability, which he was against Schalke.

maybe you should watch him play rather than act like a retard. he's been shit all season losing possession stupidly and missing passes

>all these white bois discussing Love Sosa

this is the true heat...

youtube.com/watch?v=wLpCkuftmJM

baka

top lel

Did you watch him play?
Please do.

Beer doesn't even taste good tbqh. It's an inferior drink for plebs. Drink 190 proof alcohol or don't drink, fucking faggots.

don't you use your shapeshifting abilities if you drink

Lel

> Young Lahm on the beat
Gave about 100 keks

>muller
kek

what about Beer Sheva?

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Shitty kike team

Also they're called Be'er Sheva.

Fucking their fault for buying him.
He's not a good passer. He's got pace and strength carrying the ball forward and a decent shot. That's it.

it's not the fact that he doesn't score or assist, it's how lost he looks in that Bayern team, just out of his depth

It;s weird too because the woman he converted for is the one he cheats on with hookers. Though maybe it;s ok if the hookers are Muslim too?

>neuer full autismo again
lel

Robben still cheeky as poo.

I didnt know montana of 300 was portugese

>Vidal go off
AY. I'm up right when Vidal go off. BANG. I heard he play that box-to-box.

they got memed by benfica
LMAO

how'd Sosa get his beer refilled?

>I'll just pretend this Neuer cunt isn't right next me

>Young Lahm
>Young Chop
>Lahm Chop

it's like poetry. it rhymes.

>8234723472342333249 billions for the younger anderson

What happened?

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He lost the ball a few times too many.
Bayern fans are finally seeing the kind of football they have been crying out for when Guardiola was in charge.

Who has time for an apostrophe?

Its Beer Sheva

is this /bundes/?

so wacka flocka is shit?

youtu.be/e-Nkb19vEXE

He was one of the worst players in the portuguese league tho.

he's french

>35m for dreadlock Dembélé

>Dortmund literally signed a LB that is a better midfielder than Sanches for 12m

he got exposed vs france

he's good to shit on weak-mid tier team because he gets the ball and doesnt let it go
he fails passes all the time and has shit decision

Is he Waka Flocka or Chief Keef?

wait, are people really surprised that hes shit?
The only people that think hes even good are deluted benfica fans, He's one of the worst players that has ever played for our national team, he is pure shit.

>Neuer
>Robben
>Müller
>Alonso looking patrician as fuck
>Kimmich thinking 'remove kebab when?'

primeira liga memes the world once again

I GO HARD IN THE MOTHERFUCKING NT NIGGA
FLOP HARD IN BAYERN NIGGA
SAY IM 18 BUT IM LYIN' NIGGA

I WON'T DIE FOR THIS SHIT OR WHAT THE FUCK I SAY (PORTUGAALLL)
FRONT YARD BROAD DAY WITH DA FCB (ba ba ba ba ba ba bow)
SEE ROBBEN, THAT'S MY MOTHAFUCKIN NIGGA
I HANG IN BAVARIA WITH DEM CUT INSIDE KILLERS
RENATO FLOCKA FLAME ONE HOOD ASS NIGGA
AGING REAL SLOW BENDIN BIRTHDATES MY NIGGA

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kek

>AGING REAL SLOW BENDIN BIRTHDATES MY NIGGA
kek

fun fact, he is half dutch

it's the benfica propaganda machine

>w-we relevant too
Nobody cares lol

I remember when he got a cameo in one of the group stage games at the Euros and he looked shit yet all the buyern fans on twitter were splurging all over him

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unpopular fact: in the euros it was clear as day that carvalho was the trigger of renatos true power. without him, he sucked every time. it also wasn't a "le black community" thing since swapping carvalho with danilo proved damaging for renato. bayern should have bought carvalho.

10/10

What meme is going on in this thread? Are people quoting a particular song?