/cfb/ - Don't Call it a Cumback Edition

i'm sorry your shit thread was shit other OP
>not putting the /cfb/ name so anons can find it in the catalog

certain as fuck

lol u mad, go enjoy your thread by yourself ahahahaha

Why do OPs decide to come up with some faggy pun or try and be clever when they title these threads. This is /cfb/, not reddit

Any acestreams for Florida - Louisville?

>new mexico hobos

>yfw Clemson actually puts 100 on the board and South Carolina St decides to disband their football program
Clemson confirmed for murderers.

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i hope they do
i can feel confident about my team again if they do

We were all posting in this cfb thread here then op of this thread with zero posts put a link there to here. Now a few people have posted here. What's going on?

Is this Petrino they're mentioning "motorcycle Bobby?" I missed where he left the SEC

Yep the same

>I mad a retarded thread for retards

Great, OP

>fucking up on the subject field
>expecting anons to find it in the catalog
now please kindly fuck off and never make a thread ever again

no one cares about your shit thread

Is Lamar Jackson /ourguy/?

Exciting as fuck every game balls to the wall

What's for breakfast bros

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>you'll never be a big time coach who takes a co-ed on a motorcycle and crashes and then has to do a press conference with a neck brace on and a scraped up face

Not sure how to feel

>18 points down at halftime
are we about to witness another habbening?

Peanut butter toast

no, he's dumb af literally room temperature iq

Breakfast? It's 13:27 m'man

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>FSU is ranked No 2
y tho

Waiting for home made chicken soup =D

It's 12:30 here but that looks beautiful right now.

so are Dalvin Cooks heisman hopes all but dead?

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>be me
>shitposting in four different college football threads
>can't stop getting dubs

>imbyling

So if Iowa bootyblasts NDSU will they start getting a little more respect?

>misses quads
too bad

where aren't you special

That would be me, sir.

>all this Thread

Nowhere. Thanks for the (you) thought

>tfw we'll never see a Con-Air tier Cage again

fugg i guess texass really is back

>implying

Other thread got the quads.

what can i trade in my nokia lumia for?

I'm not implying anything, I clearly said If. Lrn2read.

>all these white recievers
The New Age of football is upon us lads

LEL

welp, whoever that louisville memer is has officially wrapped up the heisman popularity contest
gg west coast whitey

wow u tight

>implying NDSU will ever lose

Houston vs Louisville in the Natty

>That would be me, sir.
Fug, would say "nice" but you have a trip on for some reason so you are a faggot

>gf is out of town
>get to watch football all day

who else is comfy here?

>Corso reacting to that Louisville catch

Anyone have a webm?

>8-3

They have before. Also Iowa is favored by double digits.

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>doubting the based bison
>ever
yeah no, thats like betting against Dantonio

/comfy/ af on the couch with doggo being a sleepy snake next to me

>tfw my packages I ordered came in the mail

>tacticool SA
kys tbqh

>Saturday delivery

And the September Heisman goes to Lamar Jackson.

Here to present is last year's September Heisman winner: Leonard Fournette.

The only good thing about the USPS is Saturday delivery

>tfw on protein-sparing modified fast
>can only drink clear liquor, no beer
>gonna get shithoused easily

I gotta be conscious at 7:30

>Kansass

no but here's a vine vine.co/v/51Lnnpi12U0

>2016
>losing to Rutgers

ISHYGDDT

>Louisville/Houston will have CFP implications.

Hilariously, I think Louisville can still get in with a loss if anyone other than an undefeated Texas wins the Big12 if Oklahoma loses to Ohio State.

>if

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wine glass turned me off

This Colgate-Yale game is quite comfy.

Yeah, I should have had burgertea instead.

annie a Qt

why?

Islamic?

Mormon?

just a faggot?

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i hope thats green tea and not earl grey

If Oklahoma wins the Big 12 and Houston wins out, by default Houston is in.

LSU should just commit sudoku

its cheap plastic. we had them at starbucks when i worked there

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Earl Grey only pairs well with Burger King.

>complaining about trips
>on Cred Forums
Come on, sir.

>tfw i've even gotten sunday delivery twice in the past month

>falling for the reverse
>B1G

usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/bigten/2016/09/17/penn-state-fans-cheer-joe-paterno-tribute/90580156/

Penn State fans are just the worst people.

I was implying a Houston win in my scenario. Houston will not make the CFP with a loss as its better to lose early.

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about to watch vandy take a knee

who else /garbagegame/ here

They're literally cult tier and live in their own little world

Joe Paterno did literally nothing wrong and had no knowledge of the issue. Even if he did it wasn't bad because he won natties. That's all that matters. Fuck those kids.

>Mark May picks Ohio State

Truly the end times

>Mark May picking Ohio State against Oklahoma
>Mark May saying positive things about Ohio State

What the fuck happened?

>Fuck those kids.
Someone already did.

finally a man with taste
are there any deals to get an android phone if i trade in my nokia lumia?
im not like making fun. serious inquiry

Kids deserve to be raped anyway.

>buckeyes are 18 - 0 on the road with urban meyer as head coach

BOYS

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

>people actually thought florida state was good just because they beat a shit ole miss team

Are w-we friends?

Clemson is beating SC State so bad they've shortened the quarters to 12 minutes

>i kek

>Implying Urban Meyer didn't set up a sting operation to get pictures of Mark May doing lines of coke off of a passed out Lou Holtz

I wouldn't care if you were making fun senpai.
>Nokia
50 cents.

>18-1

Do the FSU players just pass her around?

>not liking coke
>implying Lou wasn't the one doing the blow

>50 cents.
fuck it i can wait

FSU better lure Famous Jameis into the Locker Room with some Crab Legs again so he can give another speech.

>check Wisconsin score
What the fuck is happening. Don't tell me Nebraska is the best team in the West.

>Ohio
>Louisville
Excellent

>Jon Snow

FSU a shit

NORTH DAKOTA LAND DRAGONING

What are you drinking /cfb/?

>Get back to the game stream
>35-10 Louisville
Holy shit. Louisville #2 spot here we go.

And fumbling

>fucking /cfb/ this year

>Colombian Drug Frogs all day, all night

>mfw they still play Clemson and Houston

>lure Famous Jameis into the Locker Room with some Crab Legs again
Sounds about right.

I really wanna drink but I need to be alive for the tOSU game

see

>#2
It's not fucking highlander. You'll be fifth or sixth assuming no one else in the top five chokes.

>mfw louisville@houston is the only regular season 1vs2 match up

Get ready for a ndsu win

NDSU tied with Iowa, is it happening?

Drinking Calico Jack Cherry Rum and Coke Zero. Slumming it.

doesn't surprise me wisconsin's offense is non existent. might as well lose today to get used to the rape train they will endure the next 4 games

BISSSSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

smoke weeds eberyday

>Iowa

Did anyone honestly think Iowa was better than NDSU to begin with? Not sure it counts as a happening.

Yes, it's happening. Ndsu wins today

over under 1.5 cougs arrested this game?

Then I think about all the problems I have in my life and I don't like that

>UH vs Louie
I can't wait for my gf to throw bricks when UH gets btfo.

Based NDSU

Wasn't that how they got him to come to FSU?

They will get top 4 with first place votes guaranteed if they BTFO FSU.

NDSU would win the Big 10 if they were in it tbqh

Lighten up, ya cunt

>You only have to die once

That's why they can't join the big 12. That and being fcs and not fbs

No they won't. Not after Bama and tOSU both beat ranked opponents and Michigan and Clemson both with by 80.
They really would.

>That's why they can't join the big 12
That and because they are in the north and in Big 10 territory.

_ys

Oh my bad I thought you said Big 12 at first.

No NDSU would not win the BiG, too many good teams, but they would win the Big 12.

FUCK YOU KAAAYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>tOSU
>MICHIGAN
>INVALID

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>Losing an INT because it bounces off the crown of your helmet trying to bring it in

Heartbreaker.

Not really big 10 area. It's a haul from Madison to Fargo

>lolville

>florida state

>tfw still suck.

divisions are also based off of school research money and not football as well. there are 3 tiers and the power conferences are all tier 1 and tier 2 research money schools

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>akron scored 34 points against marshall in the 2nd quarter
how

Is lolville, dare we say

>Top 4

?

I-is Louisville elite?

I'm not sure, but it may be safe to say FSU is ded.

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NDSU can succeed against FBS teams as an FCS team because they only play one a year. Anyone can bring it for one huge game. If they had to play 9 P5 teams in 10 weeks, they would lose half of them.

>There are still doubters that Texas won't win the Bitch 12
It's written in the stars baby.

Holy shit this game.

Eh..Minnesota is up that way, but I agree they would fit better in the Big 12 since there is a serious lack of football teams that don't suck in that conference.

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Beating the #2 team in the country by 31 at the moment far outweighs blowing out unranked scrubs by 50

Yes, powerhouse such as but not limited to
Purdue
Minnesota
Illinois
Indiana
Rutgers
Maryland
Northwestern
and Penn State

>yfw the over/under line for Louisville vs Houston is going to be set at 150

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Doesn't matter if they do the whole conference is dogshit. It's AAC tier.

That's true, I forgot about Minnesota. It's a long way from Ames to Fargo as well

and shit app state is back in the game

>FSU

lol

115 will be the OU. Baylor/TCU during their peak memeing still had to grind out 140

MEME MAGIC ACTIVATED

so glad that's gonna be a thursday game

They would not beat Michigan, Michigan State, Ohio State, and possibly Wisconsin and Nebraska.

It really is

>1. Alabama
>2. Louisville
>3. Ohio State
>4. Houston

>Wisconsin

If this was the final four right now, who would win the chip?

alabama and ohio state lose tonight
1. louisville
2. houston
3. who
4. cares

Would you support the formation of an all Texas and Oklahoma conference?

You go ahead and think that but that's not how polls work in reality, only in your mind. You'll see for yourself on Tuesday.

Ask a card anything. Yes I'm drunk

Alabama sir

That

sounds fucking magical
I would sell my body for all three game tickets

it worked for ohio state

Houston. They BTFO Bama, then Herman and Kenny Guiton slay Ohio State in the Natty

Only if the winner of the conference gets shipped to Mexico permanently, that way we can slowly weed them out.

can u post dick

Yes

How is attending ball state working out for you?

If Ohio State beats a ranked opponent, and a team ahead of them loses, then they should move up to two. I would say it goes
>Bama
>Ohio State
>Louisville
>Houston

keny no

>Houston
>Louisville
>Bama
>North Dakota State

Is the ACC Atlantic the most stacked division in CFB this year?

That would only happen if Ohio State wins convincingly. If it's a close game, this Louisville performance is gonna REALLY stick with the voters.

No I'm in public

Ball state is a fun party school but if i went to school there I'd pelican dive off their bell towrr

When does Louisville sit Lamar Jackson?

SEC West would be next, but it's not close.

>thinking they'll let houston in the top four

Real rankings:

1.Bama
2. Ohio State
3. Michigan
4. Clemson
5. Louisville
6. Houston

>Wisconsin/Texas vaulting from unranked to 10/11 with close wins against LSU/Notre Dame.

Polls gave made retarded jumps before this season.

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The Coastal will also have three ranked teams next week in Miami, Pitt, and UNC :^)

>wisconsin only up 3 on GEORGIA FUCKING STATE

Not in the top five with half of them beating ranked teams and the other have BTFOing their opponents.

They don't.

WOOO TOUCHDOWN MIAMI THAT HOW YOU ANSWER

Clemson needs to go down after this. They've shown they struggle against believable teams and can only btfo literal whos.

Iowa in charge of run defense

>tfw app state fan

I HURT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

falk just threw into quintuple coverage

Need to look at some history, honey

>2010 BCS Ranking
>Boise State, #3
committee already said it's a possibly for a Go5 to make it in

>Tennessee given a game at home by App State
>Now being given a game at home by Ohio

You have 7.2 seconds to give a reason that Tennessee is ranked.

Hard mode: no >muh SEC

Remember when people thought Tennessee was good?

Jesus christ FSU

This is embarassing.

They have an alien at QB; the AP is trying to appeal to our extraterrestrial invaders.

>it just means more
This commercial can go to hell

muh >EEC doesn't belong to this season
it's all on Bama to lose it

>muh Tennessee overhype

money laundering

Because
>THEY'RE BACK GUYS

same reason why USC is always ranked preseason

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Remember when people thought FSU was good?

Rutgers scored 31 unanswered to go up by 10. Look at you Rutgers, you put out that kitchen grease fire.

Y'all will still win the Sunbelt. Definitely expected the Mountaineers to play better though. Maybe Tennessee really is just that shitty

You're completely fucking delusional if you think they're going to move Ohio State, Michigan, or Clemson back in order to put fucking Louisville number two.

>receeding hairline
not really looking forward to this, i've only felt confident in my appearance for a few months

>sec championships
ayy lamo

they shouldnt be. i stated this earlier

Not if Georgia Southern has anything to say lol.

GEORGIA STATE UPSET IS H-A-P-P-E-N-I-N-G

There's a difference between a receding hairline and not having your fucking eyebrows.

This Ohio defense came to PLAY holy shit.

Georgia southern in a game against Wisconsin

>tfw no big 10 network

That's Georgia STATE you silly bastard.

Yeah and probably thinking of the =wrong year also

and all I said is it would be a dream match up and that I would sell myself for sex for tickets

Not-championship-caliber teams are always easy to overhype in the offseason. Especially easy for storied teams like Tennessee, Notre Dame, and USC. It sells a lot better too.

>Confusing Georgia State and Southern
I'm not upset by it, but I know someone is

>tfw BTN2GO is a completely garbage app
The only thing ESPN does right is let me watch everything AND set score alerts

Southern is actually good though. This is State who are mediocre at best.

>Tenneshit losing to Ohio
>Wisconshit losing to Georgia State
Pick one

>no more jews on the sideline

oh my

How did FSU get ranked #2?

sec

tennessee losing
i can actually watch that game

Is Georgia State elite?

PISSCONSIN BTFO

Georgia State just took the lead,

pre season ranking, Old Plebs are plebian

GEORGIA STATE UPSET IS CERTAINLY H-A-P-P-E-N-I-N-G

>GSU 17 WISCONSIN 13

APOLOGIZE

Would Jameis have let this happen?

jesus FSU this is fucking embarassing and I'm a Clemson fan

They beat Georgia Southern in their house last year. They're not bad.

If Alabama and tOSU win, its

1. Alabama
2. tOSU
3. Louisville
4. Michigan

>TENNESSEE

ANOTHER KAAYA TD

>asscan'tsin
literally

I didn't say anything

>Louisville beats Houston and FSU
>Clemson beats FSU and Louisville
>both Clemson and Louisville make the CFP

>Want to watch the GAST happening
>BTN in my area is showing Penn State-Temple

I picked ya'll.

>BADgers
>camp randhole
>getting run on by jawja state
pick 3

THIS FUCKING DEFENSE

>that pick

>wiscantsin

I had to go to a non-HD BTN broadcast.

>Tune in to NDSU Iowa

>Woman play by play

why

s-s-sorry

>Oregon over Nebraska

You done goofed.

> They're not bad.
yes they are.

FUCK

>Iowa in charge of run defense.

Louisville is abusing FSU right now

I wish my name was Hornibrook

Pretty shit game for them to go to

I don't know but it's terrible

>tennessee close against ohio

when will the voters stop falling for the MUH SEC meme

>getting tackled and then injured by the fucking punter

Should FSU be relegated?

Should FSU plug Francois?

FSU has quit. It's embarrassing at this point

CU here: Buffs Bison Broship

Fuck these Hawkeye clowns.

Yes to the MWC

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>B1G

>Jackson gets picked
>The stadium doesn't quiet down at all

Louisville is gonna burn tonight, isn't it?

Pretty shit game to go to

Off to the sun belt with them

Jesus listening to this "woman" calling this game is worse than Joe Buck.

ND STATE

definitely, I think we'll be bringing back the police scanner threads

Gonna make it Wisconbros

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Not even the best football team in Colorado

Is Wisconsin seriously #9?

God I hate early season rankings.

Beat an overhyped LSU team and get overhyped yourself.

>Michigan State
>NDSU

Iowa showing that poor conditioning late in the 4th.

THE CITY OF IOWA

You forgot the "maybe consider colombian drug frogs" in your meme

LETS GET IT NDSU

FUCK IOWA

T. GRIZZFAG

BISON TD

I always hated how you could under throw the ball and get PI from the receiver stopping and the defender running into him while locating the ball.

absolute mad men

You guys have football? I thought you were just jerking off over petroleum formations all day.

still considering them

Just like Texas

So Cook's Heisman hopes are officially toast, right?

What's the list of ded hopefuls at this point?

>Cook
>Mayfield
>Fournette
>Watson on the bubble

I miss any?

HOLY SHIT MEMES

The best fans are the ones who support shitty teams who have never been good in their history and show no signs of getting any better.

Ex. App St and S Car St.

BASED NDSU

NDSU GOING FOR 2 AND THE LEAD

GET FUCKED IOWA

>App State
>Never been good
U wot m8?

Going for 2..... Gonna win this game

>App State
>never been good in their history

stick to your coloring books

Would you let Neil Patrick Harris flip your meat Cred Forums?

Yes and we jerk off to three things:

1) not being lifelong burger flippers since we aren't liberal arts hippies
2) petroleum formations
3) women from other colleges because the women here are uggo af

>Corso with the CIA stance on the FSU sidelines

any ace streams for espn's Goal Line?

>App St
>Going from FCS to a FBS bowl the quickiest in CFB history
>Shitty team not getting any better
kek

I warned you about picking FSU, bro

D2 success doesn't count, sorry.

>this fucking retard

>Comfy weather
>Gameday

Go Beavs!

>Friends

I'd put him on the grill instead.

Appy state is good year in and year out. What the fuck are you on about?

Tennessee letting Ohio back in the game.

Pretty sure the SC State fans still here are just trying to avoid going back to Orangeburg

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uhh you don't get to bring co-commentators

>I don't know anything about football

You could have just said that, user

tell me about lee
why does he wear the mascot

TENNESHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Neat. I studied sciences, but kinda wish I knew more about geology 2bh.

WAS GETTING BTFO PART OF YOUR PLAN?

>NDSU

what was that garbage play from ndsu

Oh, but it does and even the Frenchman is blowing you out

>those balls

to bad they missed the conversion

>that 2-pt play
MEMETASTIC

>female commentary
FUCK THIS

Tell me who the hell app state has beat to make them any good. Playing legit teams and getting blown out doesn't give me anything

That's damn impressive.

FSU honestly isn't even trying. Louisville is pretty decent, but they haven't done anything particularly incredible.

NOESSSSSSSSSSSS

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>passing on the goalline

>Turn on the NDSU game
>Beth fucking Mowins is commentating

GODDAMMIT JOEY JUST KILL THE BITCH ALREADY

sweet meme

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I can't decide what's more embarrassing, your lack of knowledge or just you in general.

Good answer

Are you implying she's a trap?

Would Carson Wentz have converted it?

Why didnt they run the ball? Iowa hasn't defended against the run yet

That would actually make her hot

LITERALLY MIKE VICK REBORN.

AHAHAHAHAHA

EAT SHIT FSU

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Jesus fucking christ Lamar Jackson

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JACKSON IS WINNING THE FUCKING HEISMAN

Naw

Geology is honestly for people who have no friends, wear plaid shirts, and wear socks with sandals.

Get fucked earth nerds.

>your ABSOLUTELY wright

What did they mean by this?

FSU needs to just kill themselves now

Listen here you rude person it was all Harris' fault and by extension whoever coaches our quarterbacks but Danny Boy will bring mediocrity back and that's good enough for our QB play

What would North Dakota State's record be against an FBS schedule?

>tfw 45-10

DA UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>tfw failed 2 point conversion

Iowa covered them too well, Wentz wouldn't have closed it.

Would you, Cred Forums?

>362 total yards 5 total TDs

Can he be stopped lads?

How do we stop him?

>psu keeps giving temple the ball in the redzone

>this nigga has 18 Total TDs in 3 fucking games

>mfw Lamar Jackson will be the next sophomore QB who lights up NCAAF a year before he's draft eligible before destroying his draft stock the next season

8-3

4-8 in a power 5 conference. 8-4 in a G5 conference.

2-10

>If this scoreline holds, FSU will suffer its worst loss under Fisher
>The previous worst loss was a 59-20 loss to Oregon in the Rose Bowl

How many of these guys is Fisher gonna literally run to death in practice this week?

App State will beat GSU tbqh.

Knowledge of fucking what exactly? The last 10 times they played a P5 team aside from Tennessee, they got btfo.

Sorry they were good in d2, join the north Dakota state club.

>Bison WILL score again

Cap it

All day.

Lamar Jackson won't work in the NFL.

Can she keep her fucking mouth shut? I hate her voice

u wot, they were ranked 30th out of all FCS+FBS schools last season

>Louisville/FSU
STOP THE MATCH THESE MEN HAVE FAMILIES

I would

All of them. Fisher is literally Saban tier with disciplining his athletes.

Dammit, Wisconsin

like anyone cares

I hope he beats the literal shit out of >our o-line and defense

I think he would be an even less durable rg3

meh im watching the worst bttf untill 3:30

>she will never call the play by play on your dick

>tfw her feminine penis rubs against your asshole

mmmm

Div 1 FCS titles don't mean shit cap'n.

I believe

my sides

>they've never been good in their history

You're currently the most retarded poster on Cred Forums, congrats. Go back to Cred Forums or funnyjunk.

So when did FSU give up?

How fucking far gone are you? Is there any amount of alcohol on this planet to soothe the burn?

kek

No, they don't. Nigger men always walk out on their kids.

Does limbo fisher get fired after this?

>and yet, none of them have ever met their Father

They stomp D2

I'm not the original poster

FSU should just pull Francios, this game is over and the only thing that can happen now is that he gets hurt.

wtf is there a fire drill at Appalachian State?

Not as a QB, but he'd make a great receiver. He's like a much better Denard Robinson.

still have webms from those threads

NDSU baby

...

STILL ALIVE

gg iowa

NDSU goes 6-0 against the Power 5.

Based NDSU

They should be AP ranked after this win

HAHAHAH IOWAAAAAAAAAAA

No. His seat isn't even warm.

They're connecting the gas line, though.

lets go meme fcs team

>cussing out your Heisman winning QB that also won you a Natty who then went #1 in the draft

FSU is done, all the players will be dead come Monday afternoon.

NDSU is tha complete opposite of a meme you cuck

Honestly I thought it was dude with a vocal tick or something, but nope, just Beth.

kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekek

Holy fuck Iowa is gonna lose.

Is Iowa's OC still Greg Davis?

>IOWA

LEL IOWA

>iowa

>cussing out your Heisman winning QB
The only reason Winston won the Heisman is so they didn't have to call Manziel the youngest Heisman winner any longer.

Though the best part of that game was the "No means no" chant.

NDSU is the definition of a DYNASTY

they're forever a meme to me

kek

>Iowa

>FSU interception

Lmao

>Iowa
>Big time opponent

Let's not get carried away here.

>leave at halftime to go grocery shopping
>come home and see FSU getting rectally ravaged with no sign of a second half meme comeback and NDSU about to pull upset

FIRST DOWN COME ON BASED BISONS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>FSPoo

>Beth will never call the plays about sitting on your face

NDSU is driving the field

URZENDOWSKI THE POLISH MAMBA

FCS GON TAKE IT

NDSU CANT STOP KILLING FBS SCHOOLS

NDSU would be ranked in the FBS casual scum.
They've produced like half a dozen draft picks in the last couple years including the gem of last year's draft

With this we should be able to officially wipe out the Oklahoma State game as the biggest choke of the season.

>iowa

wisconsin and nebraska will be carrying the west again this year

>Iowa's white cornerbacks
not even once

>mfw off the upright

Was Carson Wentz a system babby?

Okie State is 2-0 mate.

Yes

>I dunno

Iowa is officially the biggest joke in college football

That's a funny way of saying Minnesota

HERE WE GO LADS

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GIVE NDSU YOUR ENERGY

\o/

>the cardinals bootyblasting the semenholes this hard

>happily exhaling after canes blasting app state
>every time I check the fsu score it gets more lopsided

WTF happened to them

>"Why doesn't Iowa get on the phone and call some actual teams to play?"

Now you know, Cowherd.

They're 1-1, and their loss was to Central Fucking. Michigan.

Look at the UofL-FSU score

>B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G B1G

>IOWA

WITNESS ME

Is there going to be a stream of the Nebraska/Oregon game or should I actually venture outside and go to a sports bar?

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHABAHHAHA THE HAMLET OF IOWA CITY

>THE CITY OF IOWA

>casual faggots think this is an embarrassing loss

This will be NDSU's sixth straight win against the FBS.

>IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA IOWA

I BELIEVE IN MEME MAGIC

>iowa

>Louisville plays Marshall next week

holy fuck, good luck Marshall

>iowa
>iowa
>iowa
>iowa
>iowa

>IOWA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAGAG

>IOWA

>THE CORN STORAGE FASCILITY OF IOWA

>be Bart Houston
>defeat LSU in front of a national audience
>put up 54 pts on Akron a week later
>lose your starting job to a freshman week 3 in the first half

literally how?

>IOWA
>IOWHAT

will ndsu be the first team to win both playoffs in a single season

B1G EXPOSED

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

this is awesome. iowa fans have been whining about no one respecting their shit ass team for like a year now and the regular season win streak gets broken by a fucking FCS team

>iowa
lol

THEY SPOSE TO BE B1G

>COCKEYES

HORNS UP

HAWKEYES DOWN

>Iowa
>Hawkeyes
FBS BTFO

PSU's Barkley is elite

Need a webm of that Iowa guy drinking

>B1G

Why isn't the Big 12 recruiting NDSU

my butthole puckered so hard on that kick

beating Iowa State and Kansas State every year isn't that big an accomplishment desu

And you wanna know what we do to those five teams that lost?

We mock them too.

there should be some streams up by 3:20

EARNING THAT #7

Bama
2. The MICHIGAN UNIVERSITY
3. U of Houston
4. Clempson
5. Harvard
6. J'Ville State
7. North Dakota State
8. Northwest Missouri State
9. The Ohio State G5 stomping Buckeyes
10. The Florida State Univershitty (SOON TO BE OLE PISS AGAIN)

>FSU HAS NEVER GIVEN UP 60+

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish NDSU would schedule a team from the SEC to get fucking exposed

I hate those arrogant Fargo Faggots

LMAO Louisville SHITTING down FSU'S throat

>the big Ten

I would be embarrassed

>Losing to an unranked team

Wew

this isnt that big of an upset, NDSU is a top 25 team

>THESE FUCKING GAMES

When will FBS teams learn?

LOL... That dipshit is about to lose some serious money after this.

>efw he actually bet that Iowa would win 9 games this season

>YFW Michigan loses to Colorado now

>SEC
lmfao

wow u tight

enjoy rooting for a conference and getting rekt in the civil war hahahaha

>FSU
>Iowa
Based sport

>mfw Bamafag in Iowa

...

>game on free TV

Can Louisville drop 80?

You're drunk if you don't think Louisville isn't a top 5 school

They play in an aircraft hanger in North Dakota

>NDSU vs Alabama
>NDSU wins off last second FG
>Alabama burns eternally

Bison could legitimately compete with Bama. I won't say they could win, but they would certainly keep it close.

>Tune back to FSU-lolville for a minute
>#2 Free Shoes U losing by 53

wew

and people rather watch the nfl

is*

Sorry I'm also drunk

oh for fuck's sake. no, you couldn't.

They'll get up there, either ole piss or bama has to lose

>the city of this sentence

GET IN HERE FELLERS

oh my yes

bison by 1

>Iowa lost to an FCS team
>aOSU about to get BTFO by the Sooners
>MSU about to get booty blasted
>Michigan about to lose to Colorado on a hail Mary

Get hype lads

NDSU literally has 0 AP votes

>watching the nfl
people do this?

No, Bama crushes them. Absolutely buries them to the point that the FCC would have to get involved.

FUCKING DOUBLE DIGIT CURSE FUCKING HAWKEYES YOU HAD IT AND YOU PISSED IT AWAY GODDAMN FUCKING DEFENSE REEEEE

They don't have the facilities to be worth traveling to. It's a cold area with a dome and shit academics.

>NDSU vs Alabama
>NDSU dominates them start to finish
>Alabama drops football

>Mitch Leidner, Mason Rudolph, and CJ Beathard were all considered 2nd/3rd rounders coming into this season
>they all shit the bed early

No, but they would be competitive with LSU.

>Not watching NFL for the purity of the game and NCAA for the memes

North Dakota State would expose Alabama if they played each other

>Clemson goes up 59-0
>gets 12min quarters

>Louisville rapes FSU
>no shortened clock

I want to see that just because Saban would probably murder someone on camera

>Alabama drops football

They are #1 in the FCS, with a 5-peat in the FCS playoff (where there are 24 teams fighting for a trophy in the bracket as opposed to 4).

NDSU is dynasty in FCS.

this. the NFL has devolved to the point where I'd only watch my team then do something else the rest of the day or put the game on as background noise. and I say this as an FCSfag

I'm a Dolphins and Alabama fan so Sunday is heartbreaking garbage and Saturday is grat

How do they manage to be good?

will florida state be the first #2 to drop out of the rankings entirely the next week?

will they ever recover from this? will the university trustees close the entire athletic department out of sheer embarrassment? is bobby bowden rolling in his grave?

I unfortunately don't have a TV because I'm in the middle of moving and they're all boxed up, so it's either stream service or go down to a sports bar and watch it.

Shit academics means you can train your players year round without worrying about keeping them eligible because they can literally be brain dead and earn passing grades.
See Alabama.

Nothing else to do, but play football would be my guess. There's literally nothing out there..

anyone else have ESPN goal line?

watching it right now, it's like NFL Redzone but without Scott Handsome

Does Florida State fall out of the Top 25?

Watching Penn State/Temple. Penn State has a Pepe on one of their cards.

>wisconsin
kek it's going to be a long time until they win another game

michigan might still beat the spread. lol.