Official /turnleft/ Xfinity Drive for Safety 300 thread

Race starts at 1500 EST.

Kyle Bush is starting at pole position, and will be joined by his cup series buddies Paul "the tard" Menard, Clinton "Clit" Bowyer, Kyle "Kamikaze" Larson, Joey "The Douche" Logano, and Matt "Reddit" DiBenedetto, among others.

Derrick Cope occupies the official NASCAR senior citizen slot, brought to you by Viagra, and will be starting at P30, while Darrell "Bubba" Wallace jr. occupies the official NASCAR Dark horse slot, brought to you by Church's Chicken, again starting at P15.

Should be a decent race.

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Kyle Busch.

Shit's so easy.

I want to see that nigger sweep the entire weekend....just to bathe in all the tears and butthurt it would cause.

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rolling for runner up

I wonder if he'll fail post race tech inspection again and get another slap on the wrist.

MY HIP!

Can Kyle Busch manage to ruin any chase excitement two times in a row? Can Our Champion* do it?

>No caution for this
>NASCAR in charge or officiating consistency

KBWL

Here's a stream where you can watch it:

ustream.tv/channel/nascar49c

Wait, you CAN'T add fuel until the competition caution?

Why does NASCAR hate fun so much?

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why can't rick allen just say "and" normally or not at all?

>he thought the Competition Cawshuns were used to increase competition

It's just like they HATE fuel mileage finishes more than anything else in the world. It's weird. They're awesome.

>maplenigger's all hopped up on poutine
>can't stop shitposting

I'm not your buddy, pal!

Poole's closed

I ain't you pal, Bub!

I'll allow him to sweep Chicago if it means he won't win the cup championship.

Everyone in Xfinity is racing Kyle hard this year. They do not want him to win.

I do not understand how something can look so disgusting, yet taste so good.

>beetus
>caution for that

good race so far, eh, lads?

Do any of you guys in /turnleft/ threads actually live in Charlotte? I have a really promising lead on a job down there.

>bothering to take it to the pit stall
kek

nice series

Meh...it's been alright.

bored to death desu

Indeed. This.

But hey, WEC is on in just over a bong. At least theres something to look forward to

Praying for Suarez to make it into the TMNT logo in the infield ala Spongebob last year.

>restart under review
so I guess this is every weekend now like >de bris

>Trump Train
What did he mean by this?

>Trump Train

COLD AS WINTER IN THE DEAD OF JULY

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bubba no

Larson's high line meme is pretty damn fun to watch, i have to admit.

Oh baby

>KRYLE

MY FUCKING SIDES

FUCK KYLE BUSCH

>KRYLE

>Kryle

There is a God!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Kylel

Kyle spun on purpose to get a caution. He was out of it and fine but woulda had to limp to pit road under green. So he spun it.

Whoops...

Well now I'm interested.

>KYLEL

IF ONLY HE WOULD HAVE TAKEN OUT JONES

Praise Kek, fuck Kyle.

>posting a nazi frog

wow racism isn't cool bro

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Papyrus is Egytptian...oh wait

PRAISE KEK

Here
get more offended

fuck kyle larson

Bretty good at the end

WE
DID
IT
BOYS!

JGRwinslol

tomorrow too

Onto Indycar quals and WEC, lads. See you there.

>sadler about as competitive as he was with rcr a few years ago
>jgrwinslol
>still won't win the championship

never ever I guess

Gimmie will win tomorrow

Got pretty interesting there at the end.

Glad to see Jones won it, rather than Kryle.