Starts at 10:30
>RUNNING ORDER
West Brom vs West Ham, Man City vs Bournemouth, Hull vs Arsenal, Everton vs Boro, Leicester vs Burnley, Chelsea vs Liverpool
Pundits are Shearer and Jenas.
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>RUNNING ORDER
West Brom vs West Ham, Man City vs Bournemouth, Hull vs Arsenal, Everton vs Boro, Leicester vs Burnley, Chelsea vs Liverpool
Pundits are Shearer and Jenas.
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> 3-0
> second last
glad I don't pay my TV license
bump for being a retard making this thread over 2 and half hours early
Anyone will stream it on acestream?
>WBA-West Ham 1st
why
muh goals
>glad I don't pay my TV license
You fookin wat m80
whoa s-sorry mate. I was only joking. I just wanted to look c-cool and edgy in front of my fellow 4channers
>whoa s-sorry mate. I was only joking. I just wanted to look c-cool and edgy in front of my fellow 4channers
Too late user we are triangulating your location as we speak. Hope you enjoy buggery because you're going to prison.
>'MUH ORDER' fags are the worse
literally kys
must have been some good games today
Slimani looks like a pretty good signing so far
Updated the ol' blog
Knew he was good from the last world cup and his performances with his club
This is how I've been spending my Saturday nights for years - watching Match of the Day and posting in this fucking thread.
Where did it all go so wrong?
Today was a poor day in hindsight, I’m on a high after my bail ended so I really fucked up my diet. Ate porridge, 2 bananas, some yogurt, a cookie, 5 fish fingers and LOT of chicken. Tomorrow will have to be a 500 calorie day. It’s still rather warm so I don’t feel it’s safe enough to start taking DNP.
Sisters and brother went out early in the day and didn’t return until late, friends and work, so I had the place to myself as even my mother kept busy with pursuits that took her out of the home. Didn’t have to talk much. Didn’t leave the house either, next time I need to is my driving lesson, which is sometime next week, can’t remember when.
Watched some more Duel Masters, the video quality is terrible but it’s still a funny little show, it had the humour of an abridged series before that was a thing, disappointing that the game eventually folded in the west, they had some nice card designs and lore. Watched a bit of Louie too, I don’t get the love for this show or this man, his humour seems too soft, weak and American.
I bought a 3DS case, £2, from China, it’s nothing special or necessary but I want to keep it in something more pleasant to look at than the flimsy sleeve it came in. Playing Dragon Quest 7, it’s slow and not fun but it’s the 6th DQ game I’ve played so I know it’ll get better, just frustrating that it takes over an hour before I can get into monster encounters.
Hitting rank 5 on Hearthstone is trivial for me now, just grinding wins with Rogue and Priest to get golden hero portraits.
Noticed a bit of hypo-pigmentation on my face, I generally like my face but it depresses me when I think about how long laser is going to take to clear my face, especially since it hasn’t made any progress in certain areas. After I’ve finished the course of sessions I’ve booked, I think I’ll go to a more expensive place that uses a superior laser.
Doing 25mg Cypro every other day now. The Bica order hasn’t come through yet.
same
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good blog entry luv
Kys
because a pulis team scoring 4 goals is a big deal
wat praat je stoer zemmer
kom vechten dan en roep je matties ik roep mijn matties
Mini-me durft niet 1 op 1, wat een verassing
That's fucking depressing.
>rolling a zoot for motd
>no work tomorrow
is there a more comfy feeling?
>be a midfielder
>literally only make 10 passes
kek .wilshere isn't shit because he's a permacrock, he's just a shitty permacrock.
he'll get called up to the next englel squad anyway unfortunately
...
>he'll get called up to the next englel squad anyway unfortunately
He plays for a tiny club now, user.
What you all drinking lads?
i really, really, really like this image
first night at uni and I can hear my flat talking about knocking on my door to see who I am. Can they just fuck off and leave me alone
I REALLY hate seeing niggers and other non-whites (except east Asians) use the fruits of white labour and enjoying a Western standard of living
>opened my window and smoked a fag
>"Martin Solveig & GTA - Intoxicated" blaring and normies screaming
the students are back arent they
Goals means higher up the order generally
Embarrassing m8, I'd kill myself if I was a social reject, what uni you at?
Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
Manchester Met
been off all week
scared to go bak desu
oh fugg me too. u wanna hang out?
today makes 2 years friendless, no internet buddies no one. it normally doesnt get to me as much but feel like shit today
Mate. Man Met is like prime student night life. the fuck you staying in for?
Lads, I got a tinder match 2 days ago, says she is free tonight for me to come round. She said she wants to fuck when I go round, and I'm so fucking nervous
I want to talk about match of the day can you pathetic cunts piss off to r9k
Is she fat or are you a good looking lid?
have a drink, only 1 though
and make sure you have a timestamped photo so not getting jumped
and record motd
Why the fuck do I want to go out with people that just drink until they are sick I have nothing in common with these people and they all enjoy nigger music
>today makes 2 years friendless,
Fuck off normie
Last time I had friends was 10+ years ago and even then they weren't great friends
kys
I fucking love uni lads, can't wait to go back for my final year so I can fuck some freshers slags again
>West Meme vs West Meme first
M8 FUCK IM AT MANCHESTER MET AND I WANNA HANG OUT PLS RESPOND
British men and women today danced in the street to show their support for the latest influx of migrants.
The event was attended by Sadiq Khan, the first Muslim to be elected mayor of the country's capital.
The message was loud and cloud: Refugees are welcome here.
then why the fuck did you go to Man Met? it's not a real Uni, it's a party Uni. Pretty sure the rocknight is on a Saturday at the student union.
These always go well, if you do meet up I want a detailed report in tomorrows motd thread
they were just intimidated by your height and the alpha presence it gave you senpai
I miss Hansen
>then why the fuck did you go to Man Met?
probably had shite grades
Im here now
we all do senpai. we all do
>implying youre not desperate enough to fuck that guy
>implying he wouldnt turn you down
Because I came here to learn and didn't want to get a job
>tfw fart upwards of 50 times a day
>every day they're rank as fuck and I have to clench it in until I'm alone and let out a huge ass flapper that stinks up the entire room
>fart in my sleep so loudly it wakes me up sometimes
...
i think you may need medical attention
>'fruits of white labour'
>taking ownership/pride in something you didn't do because the people who actually worked had the same skin colour as you.
I don't understand this. You didn't contribute anything to create the western standard of living. You deserve it as little as the non-whites do.
>wants to learn
>went to a uni that has a suffix to the location
What you're going to learn wont be of much use
Can I stick my tongue in your arse as you fart?
mate you're going to an expoly, you aren't going to learn shit lmao
...
Do the trannies in real life look half as good as the one in porn?
I really want to fuck one and then pretend like I was tricked.
So had a date with a girl, she wants to come over to my place and watch forrest gump after I told her about it. I don't get it why doesn't she just watch it by herself or on her own?
This
If it isn't a russell group uni then it's a very expensive drinking holiday
no, they all have beards and manly body shapes
>liverpool on last
every race or ethnic group works hard and contributes to society. we dont really get along. but we maintain the country just fine. which is good enough imo. we dont need to be friends. but so far things have worked out just fine. this thread is stupid. everyone contributes 100% more than OP wholl probably never do more than mop up dunkin donuts bathrooms and shout hate speech in his moms basement.
>always putting the results on literally minutes before motd starts
ahh yes, the news
>RG
>relevant for undergrads
forrest gump is boring as shit, nobody should watch it alone
It's a guy and him and his mates are laughing at you. My mates did this a few times in the pub for shits and giggles, watch the guy turn up and look for an imaginary woman.
>he doesn't know all the results
>he hasn't already seen all the goals
Fuck thats top lel
gonna try it out. might even send the guy to one of my mates houses and neither will know wtf is going on
At a party lads, sat on a couch talking to no one.
Seriously?
That sucks, no pun intended.
Give me 1 reason why I shouldn't use my entire savings to get an A7
>Later: The NFL Show
are you sure that's a party? looks like a gym with those cross trainers there
I made 53 pounds from camming tonight for 2 hours, and one guy paid me 27 of those pounds. I'm amazed at how generous some people are
senpai atleast rename it to DSC_004 or something
fucking casual
school disco at the local gym?
What's an A7?
because then you'll have no savings left
>morgana robinson
>ever
>morgana robinson
fuck off love, your last series was shit as well.
>no swansea
shit motd
All of my friends in my social group all are very active on social media, talking to lots of people on facebook at once, same for my girlfriend.
I am in one group chat with my guy mates (They are part of many) and basically just use facebook to talk to my girlfriend who currently lives a few hours away.
I study for my final year in college, lift and see my gf... If me and her don't work out what do I do? I feel like those around me view me as an outcast simply because of how inactive I am on social media. Me and the gf argue a lot and I feel very isolated, is this just a phase after high school?
Any one else feel like this?
I have a plastic surgery fetish.
build a hoe are so much better than muh natural women
2F2F?
Type of battery
Off the A1
might watch it for the lels
>p-p-please respond to me
fuck off.
Like seriously is there any legitimate way you could not be fit for work if you're disabled?
What disabilities would discount you from every single job out there?
Can't walk? No legs? Get a job in an office. No arms? Be a radio host.
>having to put up with this intro all season
I hate that I have to save money, I wish I was working class so I could blow it all on a massive telly
@71287244
>Wanting to watch Swansea lose
tell them to put motd on ffs
>thinking the University you go to actually matters
The actual course is what get's you the job. No one gives a fuck where you went to unless it's Oxford/Cambridge
do people actually watch this spoiler free?
isn't your dad knocking about somewhere waiting for you to suck his knob?
i don't understand how that statement even implies how I want replies.
projection much?
ready lads. Got my bottle of malbec and some honey roasted peanuts on the go. Middle class af tonight.
just lack of willpower to be honest, lad
low test males will think she is fat
>can't get out of bed? be a prostitute
>responds to him
Why even reply lad, you just gave him attention
Radio hosts have to push buttons and things, there is quite a lot of arm work involved
Fuck, this intro is shit
don't be such a tory lad
what the fuck
when did chadli leave spurs
>masuaku managing to concede a free kick and then a penalty from that free kick by handballing both times
Can't make this shit up.
man were well in to the first game
>Conceding 4 goals to a Tony Pulis side
>a Pulis team is 1st on MOTD
His dad died or something so they fired him
>Masuaku
Madman what was he doing
>this nigga and his hands
MOTD2's intro is the exact same.
They suck.
>giving a shit about these povvo teams
call me when man city are on
RONDON
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nice finish from rondon
Being a WBA fan is great today lads
Good old west ham way
what's your digits la
>kouyate is good they said
What will Roy Hodgson's next job be?
pulis is the best dressed football manager
So glad West Ham are gonna get relegated now, scum club
I'm too damaged from years of suffering to fully enjoy it lad
is the lad who used to post the picture of tony pulis with the filename 'domestic holiday maker' still here?
Who /BBCOneScotland/ here?
why couldn't >we have faced West Ham now
pulis_laughing.vine
Delivery driver for Asda
I wish Chadli could have stayed at Spurs but he deserves first team
It's gonna be fine senpai, new owner new WBA
I only know one tranny irl, known him for 20 years. When he was young he didn't pass but was thin with a young face. Now he has the body of an average 45 year man with plastic tits, a wig and a very rough face. From behind walking the street he looks like an old metal head that didn't quit in time rather than a woman
Guess.
>conceding from your own corner
You can't blame injuries for this shit. This is tactical retardation.
I see him as more of an Ocado guy
is there a stream for this
so fucking happy to see west ham collapsing
bilic is shit
players are shit
stadium is shit
payet is going to go to spurs in january
success last year was solely due to big sam
Rondon is a nice guy
If he doesn't retire - and he should - it will be a meme league in somewhere like the UAE or China.
I'd love for him to come to the NASL so my local meme team can play against him and we can chant about Iceland.
>success last year was solely due to payet beign fit
fix'd
Payet is wasted at West Ham, poor bloke.
You can only feel sorry for Payet playing with teammates far inferior to him
...
Going to be hilarious when West Ham get relegated.
Hmm
That's depressing
I like bilic. Everything else can go shite.
On the good side if they fired him he'd be free for more punditry, which hes good at
fat cunt will never be able to leave though
Surprised at how many penalties there were today.
streams.tv is what I'm using.
>two WBA fans on Cred Forums at the same time
wat
Will the Chelsea Liverpool game be on tonight's motd?
Will Antonia keep up his goal scoring lads? Just got him in my fantasy team
Antonio is good, rest of the team is a joke
everyone seems to like bilic but he's not a good manager
>liking the slavic martinez
McClean with his bomb scare defending...
get it?
JUST
No site has napoli-bologna full game, anyone got any links? I shall be very grateful lads
I always lurk but too spaget to be memed on
>71% possession
>23 attempts
>lose
ayyyyyy
Lanzini is alright too
Antonio is just a header merchant
Here you go m8, it's in HD ;)
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
this is the motd thread i think you're lost poojeet
No one in this thread watches any league outside of England tbqh
I dont really mean I like him as a manager, just he himself, seems like a good guy.
Here you go lad
pizzahut.co.uk
yes
Tony Pulis is trying to get sacked isn't he?
Doesn't give a fuck anymore.
>going home to see the grandchildren after a comfy home win and then to bang the GILF later
hm, sounds comfy.
Bilic looks like he's about to cry
>t.paki
...
You won't ever have children or even a wife
yeah, last
Yeah he's trying so hard that he beat west ham 4-2 haha
>Tony Pulis is trying to get sacked isn't he?
Has debt from breaking his palace contract being fired would pay it off
Shearer is raging.
jenas is a decent pundit imo
He makes good runs as well and isn't selfish in the final third
Defensively he is shocking though
Shearer doing his best Hansen impressikn
Why don't you try management, Shearer?
Oh wait. You did. You relegated Newcastle.
Friendly reminder Shearer said he wanted the England job after they were eliminated in the Euros.
West Ham = Worst Ham
2/5 opinion
Hes really good, was decent on commentary on BT during the week too.
Yeah nah
if gundogan stays fit he'll be the signing of the season
Don't have to be a good manager to provide good analysis
He genuinely couldn't possibly do worse that woy did, and that was his point..
it's more bizarre than depressing
keep in mind today's treatments must be much much much improved but it still must be very expensive and difficult to look good as a tranny once you are old. It's already difficult for many women at that age to look good so imagine if you are a man trying to look like a woman
JACK WILSHERE LADS
Why the fuck you gotta be such a faggot?
>Spend hundreds of millions
>Have to start Kolarov at CB in a PL game
>Citeh
City are downright scary tbqh lads.
HAHA time for wilshite
>wilshere giving de bruyne an assist
So much for that loan spell.
De Bryune's haircut is /fa/ as fuck
Why did wilshere think it was a good idea to move to a shit team?
he's a really nice bloke
Kolarov was immense today
He did Rooney's cross field balls but fast and accurately and he made a load of interceptions
city are unironically contenders for the cl
>dat finish
>that pace
Jesus fucking Christ.
Kek Sterling forced Iheanacho to score
its almost surreal to see pep on the sidelines desu
better than playing him at LB the whopper
Class from Sterling
How do you stop a club with an unlimited budget and quality manager? Seriously, how?
Shearer's analysis is shit. He just describes what he, and everyone else is seeing. He can't articulate why things are happening or how to fix them.
>Pep had City study every free kick Bournemouth defended last season and saw they jumped for every single one.
THAT FUCKING GOAL
>Sterlings running
Everytime, so queer
these counter attacks are fucking lethal
That's why he's the greatest manager in the history of the world and you ain't buddy.
literally every MOTD pundit ever
>That feel when American Wba fan
Today was a good day.
saw this in arse earlier
can all the retards who think he should start for england finally accept hes shite?
>be eddie meme
>play a highline defence against guardiola because you're too precious to revert to "unfashionable football"
>get raped
Fucking idiot.
>tfw Pep sussed out our league
fuck sake
>Pep had City study every free kick Bournemouth defended last season and saw they jumped for every single one.
A scout pointed it out
Pep went and congratulated him right after the goal
> BBC have to show Tag Heuer advert
wtf?
Is aguero finished?
>That Bournemouth defending
Is Jordon Ibe the biggest waste of £15m ever, lads?
what?
Top lad, where in West Bromwich are you from? Tamworth, West Bromwich here
Why can Sterling never play like this for England. Such a waste of skin
but mate
he was MOTM against san marino
Yeah, I noticed that.
Fucking weird.
Tyrone Mings cost about that didn't he?
>Bournmeme finishing
eddie meme is just a mong. had 50m and spent it on a bunch of english yoof and expected to win games
and no, thats depay
give us this league
definitely
Gundogan in a blue shirt feels so weird
>nolito
lel, stupid spic
They put the Tag Heuer logo next to their score graphic.
I thought he BBC aren't allowed to activley puts ads in.
um no
how is that a red
it wasnt a full on headbutt, just kinda grinded his head against the other guy
Sterling is such a fucking fraud, every highlight with him involved does not show any technical ability whatsoever. His ball to ihenacho could've been intercepted and relied on an improvised finish, his own finish barely crossed the line, his solo run involved no trickery just Bournemouth players afraid to give away a pen.
He is fucking useless.
>that flag
>us
top kek
Costa does that headbutt every week
>Why can Sterling never play like this for England. Such a waste of skin
Because Lallana's always swapping wings, hogging the ball and standing in his space
Depay was about 30 million m8
hmmmm didn't notice that
Paul Pogba in 6 £15 million chunks
>b-but the premier league is different, the lower teams dont get hammered like they do in bundesliga, la liga
LEL
Jon Moss was the ref.
Oumar Niasse
he had a good game today. sure usually hes a meme but he was legit good today
Grandfather was from Birmingham, la
Reaction though, was stupid and unnecessary
>tfw we all have to APOLOGIZE to Pep
Fucking pissed off. I wanted him to fuck up early on so we could have some meme fun.
>even when his team is great, all he talks about is them improving for the next game
Sadistic bald fuck.
Lol right after that highlight the Bournemouth player yellow carded hit sterling in the face
Didn't show that for some reason
Because he's not surrounded by £1billion worth of talent?
t. Jamaal, a United fan from North London
>Payet not scored since April
what a fraud
He had nits.
Is he fit again yet?
Great Barr here lad. tfw surrounded by Villa fans.
It was only for a few seconds. The same way Sky Sports do it.
Except he's usually involved in most of City's goals.
this is the actual answer
its like buying ali dia for 15m
Nice
He didn't accidentally become great.
The guy is a brilliant footballer, even if his finishing is Henderson-tier.
I hate pep
When will he fuck off to psg
It's city m8 it'll go wrong at some point
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>le Pep's got them playing already meme
>it's literally Pellegrini's team
Really need City to get humbled by some relegation tier shitters soon lads
Up da fucking swans t b h
That must be horrendous, lots of villa fans in my town too
is the "Barcelona wouldn't win 4-0 week in week out if they played in the PL" meme finally over?
this City team is not even that good and they're going to cruise the league
never
>sign john stones to pass from cb
>turn kolarov into bonnucci for a laugh
He's a meme manager going from big club to big club with big players. No wonder he wins stuff.
Go to Yeovil or someone and take them to the Champions League. i'll be impressed then.
>should've had a cheeky tenner on city at 10/1 to win the CL
That Kolarov bit was interesting, finally some actual useful analysis
chelsea are gonna win the league desu conte has all the tools to counter pep
>Judging Pep after 5 games
He's not played a big team yet
Barca will embarrass them and English football soon enough lad, don't fret
Dude this is so fucking different from Pellers
under pellers it was no penertration all crosses and two cb's back on their own
Mate it's Bournemouth
Wait until they play a real team
stones is a passing cb, but still a cb. which means pep wont play him at cb
MOUYES BTFO
yeah and the yeovil players the bankers wages
and what about the bloody soldiers
>all the other teams play long balls
PEP YOU CUNT
YOU ALREADY BEAT US
LEAVE US ALONE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's September. Let's wait until January when they're in four comps and playing 3 matches a week for two months and all their players are exhausted and can't be fucked with Peps expectations
I honestly expect Swansea to beat Man City both times this week
>i don't rate kolarov
>that pep quote
Mou utterly destroyed
3 years probably he is a project manager
He is a good manager, his attitude is good as well.
He has a good eye for talent, but he is also a pretty stubborn manager and refuses to comprise style for results which can cost him games at times.
What are the chances De Bruyne is off to Halal Madrid next season?
ahh yes an irrelevant nobody lets have a minutes silence
its so funny to see mourinho being made look like a little bitch by pep
>Arsenal
zZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>literally dying whilst playing football
Should have worked on that cardio lad
mouyes can't catch a fucking break
got them at 12s
what did he say
>play for Pep as the team's prime creator
>play for zizou as Ronaldo's bitch
hmm
>wanted him gone in the summer because he was a lazy cunt
>poop turns him into the slavic Thiago silva
Dunno how to feel
>'Premier' League
>isn't remotely premier
capped
EDGY
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> Clapping because someone died
disgraceful vile cunts, please get relegated
this edge isn't even remotely funny
manurefags and mouyes BTFO
0 due to transfer ban
No chance. The Arabs obviously have arrangements that they don't poach players from each other. How the fuck else have they kept Aguero for like 5 years
like Stoke, West Ham or United? i thought these were the kind of games that people said made the prem a difficult league. city won all of those games without any trouble.
"Bournemouth are the best team we've played so far, everyone else has just played long ball"
>>wanted him gone in the summer because he was a lazy cunt
i've wanted him gone since last year
guess we should both apologize
Zero because City would ask something like £2bn
none as long as the transfer ban remains
They couldnt get aguero so how are they gonna get kevin?
Lads post yfw Asrelel comes on motd
Going for a quick fag, you want one lads?
All those teams are utter wank
mou just cant into attacking players recently
>coached all the flair out of willian, hazard and oscar now theyre shit
>sold de bruyne and mata
>bought cuadrado and pedro
what did he mean by this?
stoke and west ham are relegation candidates
the united game was not won "without any trouble"
Stoke and West Ham have been fucking awful so far
Man U game could have been a draw as they should have had a pen, City deserved to win though
>people are truly, wholeheartedly, unironically rating pep
finally
what good teams are in the premier league
>Premier League
>Literally 1 team beating every other team
>19 teams playing for 2nd place
Who invented this shit
should that not have been a yellow for livermore?
depends on what ur somking la
i thought they removed the double jeopardy red/penalty thing
had a fag last night senpai. your dad
ur flag is qt x
Wait I thought they changed this rule?
I thought you don't get sent off for denying a goal scoring opportunity in the box anymore?
why was the card round?
Will Aguero be back in the team next week or is he still banned?
>you now remember the Livermore for England meme
>stoke and west ham are relegation candidates
not a chance. stoke have just started shit, the same thing happened last season.
Awful red
stopped a shot on target with his hand, that's a red
like United?
depth shouldn't be an issue, they have lots of players
what do you mean?
what tools does he have? city has the better team in every department, except maybe strikers
is thiago a flop?
Bundes and serie a
sold lookapoo too
off the fags for 3 months la
>the first city vs barca game isn't until november
have to put up with this pep dicksucking for 2 more months ffs
For the people with black and white TVs, obviously.
>it's all happening at the KCOM
>cut to Hull fans looking bored out their minds
I thought so too seems strange
Why are people such kneejerkers in football?
>LOL WEST HAMZ GUNNA GET RELEGATED XD XD
>MAN CITY ARE ABSOLUTE WORLD CLASS LA'
>KOLAROV IS A WORLD BETA NOW LA'
>LOL POO-GBA
It's like you've been following football for a couple of years, a season is a long time.
100% m8, we need the money you know
Ref had no choice. If you're last man and the shot is on target it should always be a red, delibrate or not.
like chelsea
it's in october mate
>we
Cech has been dogshit this season
rashford>iwobi>martial>nacho
snodgrass for england xD
Will Arsenal literally ever win a game without refball?
Friendly reminder Vardy was denied a clear penalty against them.
Friendly reminder they were given a ridiculous non-penalty in the last game.
Friendly reminder Coquelin somehow managed to not get sent off a few games ago.
>tfw got no (you)s
>Ref had no choice. If you're last man and the shot is on target it should always be a red, delibrate or not.
The rules changed
everyone listen to this tall man who is in no way autistic
>earns
> Roger East
@71288565
Calm down lad, you need to take your autism medicine
not as dogshit as courtois
We've bought the refs this year
Wenger has finally learned
origi>nacho>rashford>martial>iwobi
BLOOTER
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Nice assist
blooter
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yes, 90% of the time he's trivial to the game or makes it worse
>walcott is STILL playing for arsenal
Why do they still keep him? He's average and not worth the wages. Not to mention he spends most of his time in the hospital.
extremely serviceable as a backup AM
flashes of pure brilliance tempered by periods of complete invisibility
probably not the superstar playmaker pep envisioned at Bayern but then again he was ded for a long long time. he's scored/assisted some pretty key goals for us see: juve second leg
Kek Iwobi is shit
Nacho=Martial>Rashford>>>>>>>>Iwobi
>Cred Forums butthurt over Arsenal whenever they win
Never gets old
>muh earned money
customers desu
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aww Iwobi seems like a nice guy
>you now remember everyone said cech would be worth 10 points a season to arsenal
He scores and creates goals with his PACE
Ref had a shit game desu
Iwobi should be playing for England, shame he declared for Nigeria. you can blame >woyes for that.
>muh pace
He's not good enough for arsenal
desu shit is probably 10 points better than fabianski almunia and chesney
SO FUCKING SICK OF ARSENAL REFBALL
THEY WOULD LITERALLY HAVE NOT WON A GAME THIS SEASON WITHOUT IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>people moaning that the assistance does his fucking job
Whoa!
The Everton one was way worse.
Fuck off Jenas you ABA nigger cunt
>being proud of your wins against relegation fodder due to refball
starting to get assblasted by it 2bh
>bizarre how long he took to make the decision
>it was the correct decision
Fuck off
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We say this every season, but is this the worst season for refs?
It's payback for last season when they were robbed by refs buying into the lester meme dream
>nigger
good
there are enough niggers on the england team
Seems to be a lot of new ones I don't recognise who have clearly been bought
i got warned for calling Chris Sutton a nigger last week la'
be careful
>you now remember when Liverpool finished 8th (EIGHTH) last season
>you now remember Liverpool gave Mongolet a 5 (FIVER) Year (YEAR) contract
FUCKING LAUGHING OUT LOUD.
>LITERALLY GIVING A CHAMPIONSHIP TIER GK A 5 (FIVE) YEAR CONTRACT
FUCKING KEK
itk here, if Stoke lose tomorrow, Hughes will be sacked
Hate speech is a crime
reeeee stop shilling for the nfl
he's back next week
just has to serve out the swansea league cup ban
as if he would even play that game or this last one
We are doing shit because of niggers that should be playing for Nigeria.
Fuck off Chappers with your hand egg shit
:
''''''''''''''''''''Super''''''''''''''''''' Sunday
lads are neverton this years meme team?
2013 swansea
2014 southampton
2015 lester
2016 everton?
>nfl
disgusting
You now remember Double Clef FM
>Revealed: Arsenal would be champions if referees got every decision right
We are the most refball'd club in the league, it's nice to get one or two decisions in our favour for once
yes
>the memefl show
Is this because the bbc has lost the rights to every other sport they used to show, so they have to show this shit and womens football?
> We spent your license fee money to broadcast this. Please watch it
fuck off
Racism is banned outside Cred Forums.
Read the rules you silly sausages.
I miss when Chelsea were good desu
mignolet has nothing to do with cech being finished lad
try to keep up
East wasn't going to give that had Cann not got involved.
Ref bottled it by not sending Cazorla off as well.
Bolasie's end product has already improved so much at everton
Feels good to have meme magic on our side for once.
>Mfw I found out chappers shot John lennon
was 2013 the year u started watching footie la??
>ABL
>weeb
this is a suicide tier combination desu
>saying the word nigger on Cred Forums is edgy
no it isn't
Name an all white England team that would be successful.
remember when ayala used to play for valencia
can't believe he's still playing
conte will fix things eventually
I thought you were a Liverpool fan kirino
good lennon was shit
no, there just wasnt the phrase meme team before then
Wait what? Middlesbrough are in the PL?
howard webb thinks thats a good call
Always used to buy him on FIFA 2004
Name a non-all white England team that would be successful.
I don't. I wish they'd go back to be a midtable literally who team, like they were for the first 100 odd years of their existence.
bad form lad
Cred Forums please fuck off nobody likes you
how has valdes looked so far?
>literally thinking you know anything about GK's
>m-m-muh GOAT Saints player
Top KEKEROO.
>unironically Arselel finished 2nd (SECOND) with 'finished' Cech 'No pace' Mert and 'The one white guy in France' Kos
>m-m-muh finished!!!!! IF I SAY IT ENOUGH IT'LL BE TRUE
>n-n-no!!! HE DOESN'T HOLD CLEAN SHEET RECORDS
>THAT DOESN'T COUNT
>REEEEE TAKE THIS 'EDGY' SCREENSHOT
>REEEEE TAKE THIS "LE LEANING MANE" WHO IS MESSI TIER!!!! REEEE!!!!!
>5 TIMES LA! 5 TIMES! REEE!
>hating on Chappers
You probably like Robbie Savage too, you cunt
>Fifa 04 was exactly 12 years ago
Lads.
---Foster
Jenkinson-Stones-Jagielka--Baines
---------Barry--Dier
Milner----Wilshere---Lelana
------------Kane
And they have Negredo. I'm just as confused.
> A foul is a goal
okay then?
Fletch and Sav will joint host motd2 next season
>victor valdes plays for middlesbrough
Literally didn't know this until now. And I watched this game live.
>he doesnt like sav
literally the only pundit with the balls to have an opinion
well him carragher ian wright
definitely not reading this btw
>haha it's ok to foul the keeper when we do it
Everton """"fans"""""
>Engclaps
And? The assistant did his fucking job, said the ref was fucking wrong. Guess what, refs don't have birds eye view of the match. So "IT WAS A CLEAR FOUL" screeching at the screen isn't seen by the ref 100% of the time.
That's why assistance exist.
NFL costs nothing, has to be on free tv as part of the deal for having games in london
>hating niggers didn't exist on Cred Forums before Cred Forums!
be honest, how many months have you been here lad?
it's a word, it only offends you as much as you want it to
4 goals already and Snodgrass still hasn't been called up to the NT.
does big sam seriously think Antonio's a better player? thought sam wouldn't be a guy for picking favourites and players he used to manage, but seems the case so far
Are you trolling? Do you really think a team of black "english" players would do better?
jesus fuck these refs are clueless
> 30 year season ticket holder
Fuck off that's no time at all.
>foster
>barry
>wilshere
>kekinson
>jagielka
>no vardy
>no drinkwater
>mo henderson
I thought Valdes was bald?
reminder that arsenal have won it 0 times and never will
Is Coleman the Irish messi or what
>kirino
what? did you reply to the wrong person mate?
SHAY MUS
Needs more Carrick desu
>Barry over Carrick
Reeeeeeeeeeee
>
>someone dies
>*claps*
Fucking wew lad
>England team that would be successful.
this desu
its not 2003 senpai
Big Sam is an ABL.
Vardy could score 40 goals this season and he won't play an England game
stay classy, shitbag
And? I couldn't give a toss about Arselel, did you not read what I fucking said, retard? I was just laughing at the joke that keeps on giving; Livershit.
when i seen the game earlier i thought he had a cech helmet on
>being racist on Cred Forums
I disagree. All a manager does is make decisions.
Who is your starting 11, What formation to play, who to sub on and when, which players to sell, which to buy, etc..
The same things pundits talk about endlessly, only they do not have to live and die with the advice they give like managers do.
Those who can play, play.
Those who can't play, coach.
Those who can't manage, become pundits.
can we just agree that nomatter what race, creed, religion, gender, species play for the england team we will always be shite?
Piss of Kirino, proxy off.
maybe he got implants like cesc
>irish messi
thatd be wessi
hoolahan
The incident happened straight in front of East.
>when i seen
>irish grammar
Barry is going to be the most capped for sure kek.
>32 games behind Giggs
Fucking how? Giggs had like 20 years worth of games
what does vardy have to do with being ABL
That popcorn or scrambled eggs?
>this flag
M8, we're expert memers. You expect us to fall for such weak b8?
You've got potential kid ... but you need to spend more time watching and learning from the pros.
we would be euros champions if fraser "buffon" forster and danny "iniesta" drinkwater were starting
Valdes is really good looking 2bh
looks like Colin Farrell.
No doubt his looks were influential in achieving a top professional football career
Does Barry ever get injured?
Same with gaz baz
And East was fucking wrong and he got called on it. Which is the job of the assistant.
What do you expect from a guy who fucks shit?
he's been playing since 98 and he's virtually never injured lad
>1998 is nearly 19 years ago
>grammar
It's spelt grammer.
>defending blacks on Cred Forums
>m-maybe if I defend them online they won't mug or stab me in public
this is literaly stockholm syndrome lmao
barry's been playing since 1998
He's always getting suspended
*its
Is it because giggs played before the pl?
he's been playing 30 games a year since he was 17
reminder that everton have only played one top half team this season and scraped a draw. they will be found out soon enough.
>Those who can't play, coach
most managers were players too, some really great ones
Back to Cred Forums with you.
>And East was fucking wrong and he got called on it. Which is the job of the assistant.
...that's what I was saying.
I think our lines got tangled.
>he's been excellent for the entire season
>5 games in
>the commentary city of Alan "Tight Trouser Package" Shearer
i live up north m8 there are no blacks here
if you dont want blacks leave the south its black majority now
post you're waifu
>this piss poor """analysis"""
>we need lines on the pitch to follow a player making a straight run
>islam slimani
>islam
bet he loves leicester!
>Giggs
>Lampard
>Barry
3 of the most emotionless men to play football, just a coincidence?
>he's been playing top flight football for nearly 20 years
>wasted my life shitposting on a mongolian pottery enthusiasts site
well he made his debut in 1991
its just in his later years he wasn't playing every game, instead of 35-38 he was making 20-25
barry just plays every game somehow
*spelt
which one?
disappointed slimani didn't put islam on the back of his shirt tbqh
*its
**spelled
***grammar
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imagine being a white person and taking offence at someone being called a nigger on Cred Forums
>leave your homeland just accept diversity bro it's a good thing!
Back to fucking shit for you.
Also, Hitler had no problems with blacks. But then, why should a Irish shitfucker actually be educated on anything he posts?
>l-l-le edgy!!!! :D
Lukaku is going to have a stormer and gonna go for £60m+ next season.
>"i only get my football analysis in the form of podcasts"
>LOL ISLAM IS HIS NAME ISN'T THAT FUNNY CX CX CX XDDDDDD
>A guy called Christian Fuchs is in the same team
>completely ignored
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>being called Islam
>me on the drums
>Defour plays for Burnley
The PL has turned into FM after simming for 50 years and everything just goes weird
>tfw from burnley
> Christian assisted Islam
hmm
southeners are literally worse than niggers
im glad niggers are ruining the south its full of toff ponces
slimani is almost an anagram of islam aswel
god doesn't it bother me when american use this stroy
blacks were treated worse in the US than in Nazi Germany and the whole handshake thing never even happened
seen better birds on the 3rd floor of factory arkid
Oh right. Yeah. My point was people moaned about the time it took, but the system worked.
Piss of Kirino
I wanted to get angry at this comic but I saw an Aussie did it.
Is Islam Slimani related to Chico "chico time" Slimani?
Serious question
people make fuch puns all the tume
Sand nigger spotted. Fuck off bag to your smelly mosque, you dirty rat.
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ISLAM
S
L
A
M
>burnley setpiece marking
What the fuck was that?
>gay lad.jpg
?
literally the only good 190 shop
Are BBC allowed to do ads now?
Praise Allah
Slim Arnie looks world class
Ridiclous assist from Vardy, wtf?
burnley are fucking shite
100% going down
ben mee even sounds like a championship player
...
>Mee
>me
Why is Albrighton in net?
>they still beat liverpoo
Ben Mee must have thought he was still playing for Leicester
Funnily enough he's one of the few Burnley players with Premier League quality.
cant wait for a few comfy games of pes after this
Dyche once again proving he is an absolutely shite top flight manager.
>Sean Dyche's voice
lel everytime
albrighton looks slavic as fuck
Lester are boring even when winning
people who think he's a one season wonder because he hasn't bagged many goals yet are ridicolous
he's been great in almost every game
Mahrez is the one who had a worringly slow start
> Dyche
Get rid of this clown
>we kept hold of the ball (which was part of our plan)
le ginger master tactician
Piss off Kirino, proxy off.
I like these ones desu.
Is dyche the biggest cunt in the pl?
>didn't have to pay a deposit
is this an actual thing? What incentive do hotels have not to take a deposit?
PS4 lad?
That cunt Sean Dyche can't fuck off from the Premier League fast enough.
Piss off to Sctoland or League 2 where you belong, stupid shit
who are man u playing 2moro?
I am LRL you baka.
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>Vardy turns provider this season
Intradesting.
Whiteman
Trippier-Stones-Cahill-Shaw
Henderson-Wilshere-Barkley
Vardy-Kane-Lallana
Blackman
Clyne-Samlling-Lascelles-Rose
Alli-Delph-Sterling
Walcott-Sturridge-Welbeck
Who wins?
nah they played really well today
absolutely dominated burnley in the second half, played some really nice stuff
no, i am LRL
proxy off Kirino
>the way foreigners pronounce 'performance'
>that dog
everytime
>people unironically defended Kane while dismissing Vardy as a meme striker
Loving it
time for the main event
>barkley
>white
He can offer different things to the team now that they have another 20 goal a season man.
>le we played 4-4-2 before simeone and ranieri man
>le pay £10m for jeff hendrick man
I completely forgot Trippier existed.
>4 shots on target in 3 games
Jesus fucking christ
>no Rashers
white bois
A Serious Man on BBC 2.
Or are you guys too pleb?
wtf is this formation?
Seen it
Twice
2-7-1
Slimani is like a hybrid of Ulloa and Okazaki. Has the formers workrate and the latters aerial ability and presence.
So many attacks broke down or went unfinished last season for Leicester because of Okazaki's slipping or poor finishing.
Looks like a 2-7-1 mate
Coens are pleb as fuck m8
Quality film.
It's the "Hendo dominates memes" formation
High pressing high intensity when it works.
2-7-1
klopp...
Goal of the season desu
perfect counterpress formation
>oscar
city's goal earlier was more impessive desu
le henderson is shit meme
Match of the Day @BBCMOTD 1m
Since Klopp took charge, Liverpool have scored 15 from outside the box, five more than any other side
>all these blooters
Ulloa is surely out of regular first team action now with Slimani coming in.
Cup player now.
The kind of performance displayed by a title winning team desu
Shelvey returns to Anfield.
I'm not sure I want a hybrid of Ulloa's workrate and Okazaki's aerial ability.
I like this thing
#pulisball
>license plate
>tah
Conte would look great in drag
yes meight
still have a soft spot for voldemort. lot of blooters and told fergie to fuck off in the derby. lot of balls
I wouldn't even mind too much Chelsea defenders being shit, what pisses me off is how they seem to not think about what happens. First goal, 3-4 Liverpool players totally free, no one seems to notice it. Second goal, Cahill (I think) makes an awful clearance because who the fuck knows.
I would have to rewatch the other goals Chelsea concede but I suspect it would be more of the same.
>wijnaldium is bad away from home meme
ah yes
he was preferred to okazaki against club brugge, so not sure if he's been relegated to 4th choice just yet
>vin-yal-dum
Fuck off Gary
Based kilt-kloppo Jurgen Kloppo Klopp
what country is this?
>3 dms in the same 5 feet
>CL
That's what I was saying. Cup player.
>cahill literally marking 5 players at the back post
woeful organisation
lel
That pic was taken in Ireland yesterday.
>Foster to Rondon
Based Pulisball
is courtois a fraud lads
people tried to imply he was better than cech, lloris etc
>what country is this?
istanbul lad
>stoke
wew
Woeful screenshot too.
He will come good eventually, young keepers need a bit of time to get settled
did you see the save he made against origi?
whats on now
Surprised they didn't sell him to Swansea like was rumoured. I guess he's a useful injury backup as long as he doesn't get sick of the bench.
handegg highlights
Is Cahill shouting for help? if no, why, if yes, why does no one care?
Tebow too, was he calling his defence?
I don't understand why Chelsea are so awful at defending.
can cofirm, thats big john joe joyce in the boot
>we are the future
yeah, no shit
fuck off bbc
Handegg lad
>Chris Eubank has vacated the middleweight belt after pulling out of next month's title defence against Tommy Langford
Yes. He's Mignolet tier.
SAYIN YER DE KING OF DIS
YER DE KING OF DAT
netflix it is
boxing on sky sports
American werewolf in LONDON on in half an hour lad
>David Luiz's first start since returning to Chelsea
Seems about right
RAT POISON FACE
cool
what channel
this NFL thing is shite
As if this was the first game where Chelsea were awful at defending.
b-but conte spends 8 gorillion hours on training ground defensive routines
this
YA JUNKIES JUNKIES BASTARDS YE
Why do the BBC keep pushing this shit?
It's like pretending anyone cares about the cripple school sports day.
Going to sleep.
Dream about no gf.
Hope Watford win tomorow.
hes italian so ofc
origi shouldn't have given him a chance to save that
Horror channel, 70 on freeview
I hope you're ABU and not a hertfordshire mercernaries supporter
>It's like pretending anyone cares about the cripple school sports day
But the Paralympics are entertaining
channel 4 nfl show was decent tbqh
not going to watch this one though
This
Should have headed back across the goal desu, but he was stretching for it so couldn't direct it well
i really really really dislike CHAPPERS tbqh
is Kante a flop?
He doesn't really make sense for a team who'll have high possession
>tfw no based Mike Carlson
He needs a creative force next to him
Yet Conte is a fraud and actually put Matic next to him
So yeah he's flopped lad
>hating BASED chappers
Freakshows have always been fun, but it's more of a local funfair thing than a national broadcaster thing.
was extremely comfy viewing with mike
>be a gown man
>supposedly a professional
>unironically be called "Chappers" as if you're still "one of the lads"
>having a nu male beard
What a cunt
Who are these two nogs on this NFL show?
>not just phoning the parents and letting them know their kid died for a pointless 'war'
second most pointless war after the one with ireland
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>be a gown man
never been a gown man myself but i am considering it for this years comfy season
oh fuck off stewart lee
despite being on the telly he also has no idea how to dress himself
Mike and Nate was the dream team, just like Jonny Gould and Josh when channel 5 used to show live luckswing 10 years ago
He probably does, which is why this worries me.
If Chelsea were going full #yolo I could understand the awful defending but here Chelsea have built their side around their shit defence, playing Oscar, Willian, and Matic all at the same time instead of using a more offensive player, Aspie is being played out of position because he has to help Terry defend (and because of Ivanovic) and more. So basically instead of fixing the defence Chelsea are gimping the rest of the team without getting results.
Chelsea bought some players (Luiz, Alonso, Kante) but so far this is the same issue that Chelsea had for years, awful offensive players because they have to defend to help the defence.
>gown
>not a onesie
Ireland you don't know SHIT about being comfy
>"I'm sorry your son has died, Mr Cartwright."
>"Now if you just wouldn't mind fielding phonecalls from stroppy teenage twats who don't want to play age group football with dead end turds from the Birmingham City youth team that would be great."
Really putting the boot in there, Wrighty.
fuchs just btfo handegg lmao
how
they have this position where all you have to do is kick a ball far and accurate
he kicked it better than most of them do apparently
55 yard blooter
Imagine having tinnitus but it's the sound of a mosquito
not a fan of this
Chappers literally looks like a homeless man who has somehow wandered on the set
Does he get dressed in the dark?
>home team on the right
absolutely disgusting