/wcoh/ USA vs. Europe game thread

me

Did this start already?

Just enjoying some amine before the game on my clean floors

Sick, but comfy

>"oh wow that chara is so great look how he pins mcdavid against the boards even though the puck is long gone"
fuck you

15 bings

no just warmups

gib stream

I will not watch this game because black people are oppressed in america and systematical racism.

STREAM WHERE

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im sorry to hear that, i was sick earlier this week and i hope you have a fast recovery

Get well soon, my memeing friend

>Ron Mclean and the crew
>This tounrament is really really really important guys
biggest fucking shills ive seen

Need a gf and a stream

find a ESPN2 stream if you can't find one dedicated to the game

Post slags

Only black player is benched. It really makes you think.

will paul romanak be making the call? how has the piece of shit become their top man?

Perfect

This desu.

>marian hossa shilling communism

REEEEE

go europe
tell your sister to send pics we can post

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Find your own fucking stream.

is there any bro represented by team europe here?

Hehe meme country :DD HU HU HU HU am i rite? :-D

>tfw you remember demitra died horribly

What a shit show. There's no way they'll be able to play as a team.

my sister is fat

Not enough DNK memes

HD stream with mertsi?

>slovakia didn't get their own team
lolololololol

10hi aksi kaksi kolme :;;:;;;:;::P

how and why the fuck did ESPN get broadcasting rights to hockey?

/r/nhlstream

They looked ok last game, Chara is the weak link though

Yksi kaksi kolme kokko pokko ayy lakso ayy ninimää

>bellemare made the team

Ehlers would have been a blessing

p*ss off reddit

Who is this angel?

They have the frozen four too I think, just didn't bid enough on the main NHL rights last time

YOURE NOT NORGE

They just interviewed him on TVA lel

streamhd.eu/nhl/team-usa-vs-team-europe-live-stream-415.php

nhlstream.net/world-cup-of-hockey-2016-live-stream/

Both are ESPN streams I think.

>kokko pokko

>football

please stop

>Post yfw you realize torts is sitting byfuglien because he's black and would probably not stand up for the anthem

dodged the bullet desu

>just didn't bid enough
no they low ball the nhl so uncle gary goes to NBC instead

ei saa peittää moi moi

You're not great yet, go figure

It was either him or Roussel for the token suddender monkey

Lel

>game is about to begin
>they still discuss college handegg

Dunno what it is then, I expected they'd change to hokei but I don't know what this shit is. These are the only ones I've been able to find so far.

Who Cred Forums here?

He said he didn't care I think, Torts is just retarded

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Who is your favorite college?

That's the right feed, they're switching over now. I have it on my TV too.

Thanks mates

>Having a favourite college
>I love my school i dump all my fucking money into so i can go into debt
>i love it so much

the community college i graduated from

>he doesn't get paid to go to college

is your mum proud of you?

Puhutko ruotsia?

you're right
>he also doesnt live in europe

Who /whisky sour and game/ here?

>Strutsens föda består huvudsakligen av olika växtdelar, men den äter även insekter, maskar och larver. Den lever i nomadiska grupper med mellan fem och femtio individer. När strutsen hotas gömmer den sig antingen genom att lägga sig platt på marken eller också försöker den fly. Om den blir inträngd kan den försvara sig genom att sparka med sina kraftiga ben. Häckningsbeteendet skiljer sig mellan olika regioner, men revirhävdande hanar kämpar för ett harem på mellan två och sju honor.

Pulju

What the fuck is wrong with the sound on the espn2 stream?

>Bettman cup Cringe history video

Ok, it probably isn't as bad as the Fifa movie but it was still pretty cringy.

I understand Jack Johnson on the team, he needs the prize money if they win to pay off his debt. But he doesn't actually need to play in games. This is insanity.

dont know, havent seen anyone from my family in 6 years

Just a good old cup of tea for me

>round robin
>Best-of-1 semifinals
>Best-of-3 finals

What did Bettman mean by this?

>Den ursprungliga bergarten kan vara antingen en magmatisk bergart (ortognejs) eller en sedimentär bergart (paragnejs) som har omvandlats under höga tryck och temperaturer. Gnejs är vanligtvis uppbyggd av fältspat, kvarts och en mindre del glimmer. Färgen på bergarten beror på de mineral som ingår.

Jameson here, how to sour?

it's shit on TV too

youtube.com/watch?v=rFinL0EUWDY

Here's the YT sportsnet.

>trusting ESPN doing anything right related to hockey

i dig this bassline

Have a rare pulju.

>dkn inget harem

he meant to give us more hockey and no more meme finals decided by one game

USA is probably going to slaughter team yuroshit

Euro's jerseys are so much better

>matti niskanen
>american

The fuck did you just say about ostriches?

>matt niskanen

Nice. What kind of tea are you drinking?

Can't go wrong with that.

2 parts bourbon
1 part lemon juice (fresh)
1/2 part simple syrup (50/50 sugar and water)
1/2 part egg white
Shake with lots of ice for 20-30 seconds
Serve with lots of ice.

might as well with all them taxes

how my boy abdelkader made team usa ill never know

>Brandlilja är en flerårig ört med lök och blir 60-120 cm. Löken är klotrund med rosatonade, vita, lansettlika lökfjäll. Stjälken är ofta hårig på övre tredjedelen. Bladen sitter strödda är lansettlika och upp till 10 cm långa. Det bildas ofta bulbiller i de övre bladvecken. Blommorna kan sitta ensamma, men de sitter vanligen 2-5, eller upp till 50 i en tät klase. De är skålformade och 9-14 cm i diameter. Hyllebladen är gulorange med bruna prickar, de är vanligen mörkare mot spetsarna. Nektarierna är papillösa. Ståndarknapparna har rött pollen och pistillen är röd. Blommar i juni. Fröna är ljusgroende.

shut uppp

nice, where did you get that?

>Torts

Thank you very much

>Lämmöneristyksen perustehtävä on muodostaa huonetilojen ympärille lämpöä eristävä rakennuksen vaippa, jotta tilojen lämpötila voidaan pitää sopivana mahdollisimman vähällä energianhukalla. Vaipan ominaisuuksia määrittävät lähinnä rakenteen lämmöneristyskerroksen vahvuus ja tyyppi, rakenteen tiiveys ilmavuotoja vastaan, ja rakenteen kosteustekninen toiminta.

earl grey senpai

Of course Buff said he didn't care. He didn't want to show his cards before the big sit

They didn't fire this faggot yet?

Jameson goes best w/ Ginger Ale.

>Blommor är fina

Holy fuck this dude is tall.

>Gemensamt för dessa rörelser är att de hyser trosföreställningar av messiansk natur om att någon form av frälsning ska bibringas dem i form av "cargo" (eng. "last"), vilket inbegriper olika former av materiellt välstånd och överflöd. Rörelserna bör ha uppstått då lokalbefolkningen kom i kontakt med den amerikanska armén under striderna mot Japan från 1942 och framåt, och sålunda konfronterades med det amerikanska samhällets materiella överflöd. I fallet med John Frum-rörelsen kvarstår även tron på en specifikt amerikansk frälsarfigur ("John Frum"), som ska leverera cargo, medan andra cargokulter har en något vagare soteriologi. Prins Philip, hertig av Edinburgh är också föremål för en cargokult i Vanuatu.

>team USA is more muslim than team Sweden

Can't go wrong with that either

anyone hear Stephen. A. Smith go off on torts?

now i remember why I dont watch tv

It triggers my autism so much that the yuros don't have an anthem

What is this banner garbage

>inb4 team usa takes the knee during the anthem

What is this spam supposed to mean?

>You don't wanna make an enemy out of me

Is the USA mascot a 14 year old Syrian refugee?
Asking for a friend

Remember that one all star game that he and Marty St Louis stood beside each other and it took like 5 seconds to get from one face to the other?

>San Giovanni in Oleo, även benämnd Oratorio di San Giovanni in Oleo, är en kyrkobyggnad i Rom, helgad åt den helige Johannes Evangelisten. Den är belägen vid Via di Porta Latina i Rione Celio, alldeles innanför Porta Latina. Tillnamnet ”Oleo” åsyftar en legend, första gången beskriven av Tertullianus i De praescriptione haereticorum. Enligt denna legend befallde ståthållaren i Efesus, att Johannes skulle offra åt de hedniska gudarna. Då Johannes vägrade, blev han fängslad och på kejsar Domitianus befallning förd till Rom för rättegång. Där lät man nedsänka Johannes i en stor kittel med kokande olja. Han undslapp dock helt oskadd från denna. På platsen för denna händelse uppfördes senare en kyrka

How many Goebbels will he score today?

THE HOOOOOME OF THE MART AND
THE LAAAAAND OF THE SHART

Since i was a little grill i dreamed of team europe winning the world cup of hockey.

Kinda surprised they're showing the anthem instead of more commercials desu

Mum doesn't allow me to use sugar, it's locked in a cupboard. Will see if I can find some syrup here in the basement, cheers Johan

Here we go lads

Looks like Beth Lily

> borkborkbork

TORTS AINT EVEN SINGING THE ANTHEM

lol

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

DELET THIS

>nhl is unironically trying to have this shitshow replace the olympics

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>the olympics
I think you mean the IIHF WC.

This looks like bait. But you could probably make a version with maple syrup for example

> no European anthem will be played

they should've just played ode to joy tbqh

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthem_of_Europe

based torts

HAVE A GOOD GAME LADS

youtube.com/channel/UCjDuVdyRHEXEmeCpWaLkF_g/live

stream

>Buff sitting in the stands and making out with Christine Tortorella

it's been better so far tbqh

Literally copy pasting random wiki pages

what's everyone's favorite country?

mines Europe

north america

fuck this plastic shit

This desu.

>they had to make the rinks narrower so the fat americans don't have to skate as much

should have had a champions league-style anthem for the games and save the national anthems for the medal winners.

Canada

north america u23

>buff cucking torts by fucking his dogs

Thanks pekka. The quality is gr8 and this Canadian announcer is much better than the murrikan one on espn.

Who is commentating on espn?

NA

KIT KATS IN THE FIRST ROW

>Skoda cup 2.0
why am I watching again?

>team Europe
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melrose. it's probably the worst part about this world cup.

This should be Team Europe's anthem desu

youtube.com/watch?v=12vh55_1ul8

whats up with the boards changing?

Sometime i would like to visit the city of north america u23

I'm a fatty, all sugar and fats are stored away.

Will see what I can find

Barry Melrose is doing color and Darren Pang is down at ice level. Don't know who's doing play-by-play.

The Republic of Jämtland

gross

i think it's shaq

Aight. Or you could just make another whisky based drink. There are plenty of them.

SCAAAAAR

USA WON'T MAKE IT OUT OF ROUND ROBIN

EU RO PE
EU RO PE

Hahahaha

>the city of american back checking

YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP YUROP

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

USA BTFO

LMAOOO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

thats swedish you goof, and sweden plays in the tournament also

Poosa

>usa

>my boy nielsen
go wings

Stepan is fucking garbage
>rags

EUROPE EUROP EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE

My mum doesn't let me stay up this late but im dont listen to that bitch. Im watching hockey and talking with anonymous hacking squad, pisso of mum.

Where the fuck is that skill during the regular season Gabbo?!

IT'S HAPPENING

YANKS

BTFO
T
F
O

EUROPE
>EUROPE
EUROPE
>EUROPE
EUROPE
>EUROPE
EUROPE

This team is so shitty, glad I'm rooting for NA

>tatar, nielsen, and vanek

honestly its a win win for wings fans in the US

>traditional american goaltending

>MEMESA

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

KEK
>americaitlyns

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

>joltcolan kommer aldrig tebax

>a bunch of geriatric literally who's winning over the best of the best in USA

ebin

youtube.com/watch?v=3UWTRnzKXG8

Bettman's a kike

BTFO

>rags

This

Go wings

>Team USA losing to Team Extras

>USA
cringe

Clever play by Zuccarello

>USA

>QU1CK

Exposed lmao

Finland

>honestly its a win win for wings fans in the US
>in the US
Even more of a win when not from the US

john "lynch a negro" tortilla btfo

this desu m8

More like Jonathan SHIT
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>losing the opening game in your own tournament

is it bad that I root for Red Wings players and team North America more than I root for USA?

Based Nielsen with the primary assist

oh god they now have graphic overlay adverts

my eyes are going to be bleeding by the third period

Don't worry guys. Bill Kessel is worth at least a goal in this game. That kid always kinds a way to produce.

ADVANCE THE FLAG OF EUROPE, HURRAH HURRAH!

This tournament is serious or it's just stupid american show like the superbowl or something like that?

>Getting scored on by team """"""EUROPE"""""

yeah but Z and Kronner are out

kinda wanted to root for sweden too but i guess I dont have to

I wonder if that girl knows that she's posted bi weekly in wings games threads on a finnish cave drawing website

anyone else think halak is a seriously underrated goalie? his regular season stats are average, but man does this guy show up when it counts

what the fuck is with the cgi boards

it's super fucking distracting
who the fuck thought this was a good idea

>american goaltending
>american defending
>american scoring

why is there a team europe and north america and whats the difference between them and the national team

poor-ope shouldn't even be able to scar

Torts is a shit coach

This is a reboot of Canada Cup if you remeber it from sovjet times

maybe its just my shit TV but the ads have serious motion blur and its bothering my fucking eyes

Where my wings bros at?

memes

nobody really considers it serious on account of the meme teams and stacked pools, but we are starved enough for hockey that we'll watch it anyways

Meme tournament for stupid americans.

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>GEICO GEICO GEICO GEICO GEICO GEICO GEICO GEICO GEICO GEICO

Anyone think that goal happened because McDonagh didn't want to flatten Zuccarello?

US passing is shit right now.

strictly memery

cant wait for blash to coach team USA

Draisaitle looks good big stronk

Team north america is player from usa and canada under the age of 23

Team Europe is a mismatch of players from countries all over europe not good enough to have their own team

Right here brotha

It's bad for team USA that you feel that way I guess.

You shoudln't have been rooting fro Sweden even if they were playing tbf. Just hoped they would do well on an individual level.

>I wonder if that girl knows that she's posted bi weekly in wings games threads on a finnish cave drawing website
I hope she's not mad on me for bringing her here..

Not at all. All the good American players are on NA anyway.

Team Europe is all the other best European hockey players that come from countries that will absolutely get BTFO so they formed a team so the tournament will remain competetive. Team North America is all the under-23 players so there is a representative from the rookie players.

>what is possesion

Why are they green screening ads on top of ads along the boards?

>EU wins, my boys tatar and new players neilsen and venek
>USA wins, my boy Abdul and go my country i guess or whatever

its pretty great. great to see nielsen, i wasn't watching him much

pretty much just a chance to generate a little bit more advertising revenue

#BLACKLIVESMATTER

they are under 24 not under 23

Here broski

That's the point, they're forcing you to pay attention to the ads by being so visually garish.

That's what I'm talking about, graphic overlays always have that jittery blur and it's fucking nauseating.

Nice patriotism you cucks
Lmao

>fucking ref keeps stepping on the fucking puck

>I hope she's not mad on me for bringing her here..

shes basically perfect. I hope shes not crazy. Shes on my list of girls I will marry, next to Emily Blunt and Emma Watson

Finngol lives do not matter

It's just a meme cup for killing time, there's no real hockey going on

nielsen is a super underrated player. you guys overpaid for him, but he will not be weiss 2.0. expect your PK to improve and win more often in shootouts

Here.

Flying home to the home opener against the sens. Pretty pumped

Why would I root for bad Americans when I can root for good ones on a meme team?

How long until americans activate the refpuck?

which team in this tourney has the most meme potential

it may be a meme tourney but at least we can watch some puck before the season starts.

>le shoot at the chest team

Patriotism is for faggots you faggot

winland

Thankfully our newcommers will replace inbred fingol genes. You rareluy see finnish woman with finnish man anymore wallah

NA without question

Fuck Canada

Because if team USA was winning you'd be cheering for them
Absolutely pathetic

Are we posting broken-stick-webms now?

Iktf, I really do..

nice i was gonna get tickets to the finale game at the joe but they sold out real quick

They have to call kanada for refpuck

This 2bh

Team North America of course

Considering he had more points than zetterberg, our leader, I'm pretty excited

Datsyuk is great, but he's almost broken. It'll be nice to see Z on the wing again where he belongs

Neilsen - Z - Abby
Vanek - Larkin - Tats/goose
Sheahan - Helm - Goose/tats
grinders

too many good forwards, but no chance to improve the D this offseason. Ericsson will be with us until 2050

hmmm i shouldn't have expected anything else from jewman

Dat possession ability

Patriotism is patrician you fucking beaner pleb

>america unironically running a line of dubinsky - backes - abderkader

i guess puck possession is just seen as a meme

disgusting

>kesler

Babe Kanada backwards is Adana Kebab

that thread was glorious

>B-B-BUT THATS AGAINST THE RULES TECHNICALLY

Don't feel bad, you can root for Team Meme too m8

>USA in charge of holding their own stick

does anybody in the entire world like kesler?
anybody?

>kesler
>abdelkader
why is america bringing a bunch of shit heads
especially abdelkader

>Ericsson will be with us until 2050

>Team North America
>no Mexican players

Is this a fucking joke

MUH SHOT BLOCKING
This is why USA never wins anything

PENULTY

Delete this one

>nielsen quick release
my PP

Shit, i meant Neilsen 1c

Abby isn't that much of a shithead. He's just usually the one responding

Daily reminder Abdelkader made team usa and not kessel

auston matthews is half mexican m8

P E N A L T Y

i was hoping that the tavares check would have broken his spine

Torts no likey

>who is Autiston Matthews

>half

kessel is hurt

Half of Matthews lmak

I think technically Matthews has Mexican nationality too

Abdul-Qadir*

Lel get fucked shitsburgh

don't they ask them if they want to come and they cant decline?

either way, Abby is net front, enforcer guy. Too many skilled skaters and scorers on team USA that are way better than kessler.

you can't build a team out of entirely Crosbys or Kanes

Thank ***** that it happened for the wings and not against them thoug. It's a fine line!

Why are so many hockey fans furfags? It's just gross.

i like nielsen a lot, but in no way is he a 1C.

He wasnt selected to be on the team before he was injured

they left him off the team even when he was healthy

Is Britain allowed to play in the Europe team?

>team USA
>only 4 stan lee cup winners

muh 23 years

that's where he's slotted. he's datsyuk's replacement

hes meant to give Z the option to go wing and let Larkin center his own line.

I wouldn't be surprised if Z spent some time at top center this year, though

yes

oh then maybe torts didnt like him cause
>fat

My flag is not pongs m8
But you cant deny that Kessel is more than deserving to be on team usa

lol they already have Kesler and Oshie to be shitbags why did they need another

No britain voted to leave europe. Now they have to play in north america u23.

This is the wings we're talking about here

it's not a EU team, then Zucc wouldn't be able to play

Anyone on that continent that isn't Czech, Finland or Sweden is allowed for Team Europe

More evidence that Torts is a meme coach hes just loud

>if I keep posting it, it will be true

or the Swiss guys

First for Jagr

Airstrip One belongs to the US now

is this an american thing? or just a Cred Forums meme?

This would be true only if it was germanys biggest sport

we're not good enough x

hopefully being in the khl elevates our talent pool in a few years xx

hi Cred Forums

hey czech, check these dubs

>Hockey
>on ESPN

??

>neilsen

AND he's getting time in with Tatar and Vanek

>or just a Cred Forums meme?

yeah

>USA in charge of beating a bunch of grandpas

Did he take a stick to the face?

he's a good ole european boy

They even have Lando's theme back

begrudgingly watching espn as i can't find a decent sportsnet stream

team europe dominating, america floundering. will torts attempt to galvanize his team by attempting to storm the european locker room during the intermission?

Lucic - Draisaitl - Puljujärvi a.k.a the Big Guy line

PULJU

lmao POOSA fucking sucks
Finland is better

if america loses this game i will never take them seriously ever again

well that's just embarassing

>you can't build a team out of entirely Crosbys or Kanes
Canada does exactly this and it works fine. USA management is so obsessed with NOT MAKING AN ALL STAR TEAM AT ALL COSTS THOSE DO NOT WORK that they created a team built for a 82 game regular season instead of a tournament. Kessel is the next best goal threat after Kane and they left him off so that they could have 2 third lines.

>USA fucking sucks
>but finland lost to USA
help

>barely scraping by against team fucking yuro
kekaroo

Torts prefered a guy whose parents spent all the money instead of Big Buff, lmao

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die

What are the odds that Germany is a hockey powerhouse in 20 years?

only because GOAT aho wasn't on the first line the whole game

wait when did you ever take them seriously and why

Finland doesn't really have good players, at least USA can say they picked the wrong ones. I don't know what to tell you

Do Premier Sports streams ever show up? They have the Sportsnet feed

You're thinking of basketball.

furrybasketball.com/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page

You're right, it is gross. NBA should be relegated to /asp/ for their fury relations.

>Marky Mark
>John Malkovich
>oil explosions

gonna pirate and watch that shit

youtube.com/watch?v=rFinL0EUWDY

I already posted this.

i concur

red wings pls sign seidenberg for 1 year

Turks and Syrians aren't big on hockey, so not likely

What is USA doing? Someone tell them 2 on 1s aren't a strategy

>Canada does exactly this

Why'd they pick Vlasic over subban then?

Its dumb and nobody is trying because they dont want to get hurt before regular games

Pretty much nonexistent, muslims are awful at hockey

zero, germany will be a warzone in twenty years

imo i think USA management falls for their own hype and delusions of grandeur at times. they have this "gold or bust" mentality despite not winning gold in any senior tournament for like two decades, and i think it leads to problems in roster construction and overall attitude

You don't need good players if you play well as a team.

can Patches do ANYTHING
>over rated

slim to none
leon is an anomaly

that draisaitle pass. GODDAMN

Because Subban is a meme affirmative action draftee

>pyfw team EU wins the meme tournament

HNNNNGG THAT PASS

low. most of their young athletes look to soccer first, plus many germans are more interested in local club teams than overseas NHL

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RIP Seguin

What is Armenia doing in this game

Oh wait

quick has looked like total trash so far

>implying they'll beat NA

>tfw kings fan

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Schneider not starting is an underrated bad decision

Pretty much zero. Muslims don't really take sports seriously, especially not violent ones.

>american hockey

Glorious Team Europa 1 - 0 MartSharters

ken holland on the cbc intermission show
>mfw i sat beside his wife at a game in vancouver but she left to go sit in her box suite

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stream is about a minute behind x

He's a left hand shot. Canada is stacked enough that they can make sure to have 3 righties and 3 lefties without losing much. Subban should be an extra for them though.

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based donny

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>pay for no ads on every platform I can
>forced to watch ads for hockey

I can't tell you how good life is without ads

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Post yfw U.S.A eliminated by Team Europe

What is Torts saying right now, hoc?

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why are you loyalist canada sucks in the stands cheering for the european goal? you losers make me sick. where's the north american solidarity?

Is that bellemare guy any good or the yuro team had to have a french player?

First game of hockey for me since playing NHL2001 lmao

mcdonagh has been pretty bad this game.

>only 2 periods left in the burgers tournament

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True, but they were arguably the best team in Vancouver. They only lost 1 game in OT to a team that they had already beat in regulation. That's enough to build on in the future. At this point I don't know what they're thinking. I guess they think they are the toughest team with skill so they want to emphasize that perceived advantage? I think they're idiots for intentionally leaving talent at home, especially when goal scoring was the primary issue in Sochi, but I'm not part of USA "brain" trust so what do I know.

Does team Europe have a chance at winning this? I know nothing about hockey

>tfwnomoredogstorape

>pay for no ads
yes good goy

step up intensity, play ur game, dictate play

Aho and Laine are promising but it's quite depressing that they're on our 1st line

>IF YOU DON'T PICK IT UP IN THE 2ND, I'LL FUCK ALL OF YOUR PETS

t. torts

Can someone explain to me why a rapist like Kane is aloud to represent his country?

well norm we got tired of your constant shitposting so we hate everything about you

Hes a 4th line checker lmao

After seeing Hillary Clinton yelling at a Cartoon Frog, i don't think there's anything meme-magic can't do.

better than being brainwashed

Hey, whatever works

My sides wouldn't return to me

Cause hes not a rapist

not sure why france doesn't have a solid hockey program
>mug canadian counterpart

If you meme hard enough maybe they will

He was accused of rape by a woman, that means he is a rapist

you could just choose not to watch ads for free though

Do americans realise that Europe is not a country?

>torts screaming his head off right now
kek

Can Zambonis handle amerisharts on the ice?

>aloud

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i don't think goal scoring was entirely the problem in sochi. i think the problems there were that canada was put together as a defensive juggernaught and that the US almost literally gave up in the game against fingolia. which i think goes back to flaws in their mentality. they need to aim for incremental success, and build off that. rather that than this current pattern where we see their placement in senior tournaments wildly fluctuate

(You)

dunno either, but we do have a championship

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ligue_Magnus

also

>posting dutch cheeses, rude

After which he's escorted back to his own team's dressing room

thanks tumblr

Thank you

kek

not on netflix, crunchyroll, hulu etc

youtube.com/watch?v=VJ3y8-L50IU
why is jumboe so based

At least I don't have to watch Mike fucking Milberry

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It's called turning your face away from the screen while they play. Just go to the bathroom or something when that happens.

Usa not gonna make final 4 with limited ice time for patches. Hes there best shooter you faggot torts

You know it to be true. Look at that hairline. Look at that stupid fucking face

Is he the most underrated player of his generation?

What's everyone drinking today?

Americans don't reply nobody wants to see your horse piss bud light

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patches doesn't show up when it counts, torts limiting his icetime is actually a good call

why is his hand so close to that doggy dick

>le score in empty nets man

I actually cringed when Oshie didn't make the pass to him for the lefty one timer.

Makers mark senpai

wasted time. $8 a month to miss out on over a half hour of commercial a month is no big deal

Brandy

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He's not playing Kane much either.

Why was Torts chosen over a guy like Laviolette?

why doesn't kane just say he doesn't want to wear helmet? it's killing his hair

Saison ale, whiskey sour, stone's ginger joe

Good choice

Vodka straight xaxaxaxa

Miller High Life 2bh

Finnish bud light equivalent

Karjala takasi perrrkele!

>Murica getting outplayed by Yuropoor
What a time to be alive

coffee

>still falling for this meme

why dont you post ass? And why doesnt he just get a hair transplant with his millions of dollars

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Ive never been fond of torts. Overrated as fuck.

>Kopimeme
Jesus...

Molson export

that's actually a god-tier hairline, he has 0 chance of ever going bald

why is homer holding a big black bilbo

MacTavish pls go

Karhu-beer
Pretty good

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>it's a halak is stopping everything episode

Team slovakia looks good.

>american defense

nice job letting everybody just walk in

So I'm wondering, is North America really THAT good. Cause Europe has made Sweden btfo and is the process of making USA btfo

alright had alcohol earlier today, was supposed to be out the entire day, but i wanted to go home and watch hockey and this guy doesn't fucking watch hockey

what a faggot

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wtf i like slovakia now

EU RO PE
EU RO PE
EU RO PE
EU RO PE
EU RO PE
EU RO PE
EU RO PE

LEL

>2 on 0

Torts a shit

meme speed 2bh
a potent weapon

>dat goal

>patrick kane

Can't be bothered taking a picture on my phone
Plug in my phone to my pc
Find the photo folder
Post it

Found this picture on google instead; drinking this
Danish beer =

Literally every NHL calibre goalie could have saved these pissed poor shots so far

>kane

>US Defense

wew

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AMERIKEK
DRAISATLE IS ELITE

THAT 2-ON-0 TO MAKE IT 2-0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMAO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHhHhahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHha

MY SIDES ARE GONE

Sweden played themselves thd other night

>LE SKATE AROUND THE ZONE LIKE IM AS GOOD AS FORSBURG GUY
BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>the city of american defending

>american hockey

FIRE UP THOSE FURNACES

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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jesus

Yeah NA is the best team in the tournament, it's pretty obvious

HOW CAN EUROPE BE SO BASED!!!?????

>USA

>KANE
>SHITHAWKS
>BUFFALO

why does america have "058" on their logo? what's the significance

They are fast and skilled but they will get pushed around.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA

MVP PATRICK KANE

>build team specifically to beat canada
>only win one game against them
>forget to make sure the game is good against other teams

LEL

kesler stepping up big when it counts, wew

TORTORELLA IS KNOWN TO BE ONE OF THE WORST COACHES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jesus

>Kane benched

>American Defence

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHA

Kane had ONE JOB

Can we have a team europe during the skoda cup too?

LMAO

WHY

SO

SHIT

U

S

GAY

LEL

KEK

POEOPOEPOPEOPEOPOEPOEPOPEOPEOPEOE

Patches would of netted that kane chance.

T O P K E K

that goal was beatufiul

new/ny/uutiset/novy

>getting btfo by Team I don't want to be here

how unbelievably embarrassing

how come team USA looks like they haven't slept in 2 days

ffs your making want to watch the kids in detroit

>0-2

THE CITY OF JOHN TORTORELLA

>power play
more like pooperplay lmao

Just got here. HAHA USA IS SHIT

well no time like the present to start drinking heavily

Are you seriously still looking for yaletown dick? Good luck with that you might as well just gets mail order pajeet that place is hopeless

That dead silent crowd

You know had Subban made this Kane turnover he would benched the rest the tournament.

Tortorella is the most useless guy ever

post butt plz

All we need is to bring back a team Czechoslovakia Slovakbro

>team Usa slides a puck slowly towards halaks feet
>OMG HALAK IS UNSTOPPABLE

EU is gonna get BTFO by an actual team in this tournament

>WordPress.com

Usa has to play canada and czechs still? Lol at usa going 0-3

I am with you bratia altough I think only Hossa would fit in your team

They already made Sweden btfo too, so clearly they're not that bad

I miss Demitra. RIP. You were a sick hockey player.

Why doesn't anyone dump Kane? Just drop the manlet

H A L A K
A
L
A
K
BOIS

Lol at kane afraid to shoot. Another angle patches would of netted

Whatever happened to Slovak hockey? It's just started to fade away

Sochi Olympics bronze match feel

Fuck Loungo what a piece of shit.
I still can't forget that night
youtube.com/watch?v=GFt9B35p0EQ

He was good

>Thinking Sweden even tries to skate in pre tourney games

LOL

if you kill your enemies they win

but seriously, kane is probably the best puck handler in the league now that datsyuk is gone. Trying to get physical at the wrong moment can get you in trouble

Nice save

>He doesn't know Matthews is the best puck handler in the League now

Poor user

We lost 3 players on that same plane. Goddamn Ivan pilots

He really perfectly stick handled that turnover

Did he rape you too?

0 GP

and yet here he is in Uncle Garry's cup

I said he was a good stickhandler not smart

he dumped it right into them like a tard

Pacioretty should be on PP . Dat shot

These players that you can see (expect Tatar) were raised to play hockey during socialism, where every single child got an equipment for free, and everyne was equal.

Now only the rich can afford to play hockey, also only those players can play in the youth teams where the parents are paying to t he coach.

Also we don't have professionals to work with the youth, our u20 coach said to chara when he was a kid that he should rather play basketball because he will never be a hockey player.

>toronto delusion

hes promising, but no way better than kane right now

new threaD?

What line is Bellemare playing on for EU?

No goal

Sadly a Canucks fan and being better at stick handling doesn't make him better than Kane

TIP TOP KEK

That's just sad

BTFO

Chest pump goal. Jvr btfo

There's a new thread guys

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>no goal

Yeah. Also Japan has more stadiums than us. At least Demitra didn't live to see this, the national team was everything for him.

>Kane on the PP

> Kane used to taking advantage

> with his pp

>Bellemare

Hey guys, I have a huge crush on Kippers but I'm black, do I still have a chance?