Italian Serie A

Predictions here pls

Are you starting today Miralem?

>Icardi vs Juventus

>see thread
>think juve-inter is on soon
>it's still over 4 bongs away
why do dis

we're gonna get purged so hard, I can feel it

will gabigol play?

I made the thread for the Napoli game but nobody was around

There are games starting now though mate

João Mário will save Inter lads

Inter confirmed for Champions if this post ends in singles
João Mário balon d'or winner for the next 5 years straight

>4-2-3-1
there goes frank the farmer again

who sasuolo v genoa here?

>Murigno losing 3-1 against fucking MAZZARRI

inter will not finish in the top 4

Torino-Empoli o Sassuolo-Genoa?

why are italian managers so damn superior

SASOL
A
S
O
L

make that top 7
Juve
Napoli
Roma
Fiorentina
Sassuolo
Milan
Torino
Inter

Fiorentina-Roma should be good too

TROLLPOST

sasol

Fiorentina Roma will be hilarious

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>milan not relegated

simulcast

watch torino-empoli with me

How bad do Inter need to get smashed for De Boer to be fired?

Would a 0-1 suffice?

Based Padelli

no, i don't think he'll be sacked after tonight any result he gets
0-1 would probably be considered half a success

why do sasuolo have no fans?
they are a decent good team with ambition

I don't think he'll get fired, regardless of result. He's been there for only a few gamrs.

>too small to have enough fans (about 40k residents in Sassuolo)
>quick rise to football relevancy
>has to play in another city

moretti - glik - maksimovic - bruno peres

to

molinaro - castan - bovo - de silvestri

jesus christ

>ca-ata
>not cag-ata

ya dun goofed

What if they get beat by six?

the town has like 40.000 people and the stadium is not in it
people from other towns in the area root for Reggiana, Modena, Bologna or Parma
they are liked all around Italy but i doubt anyone would travel for their games

don't forget

padelli

to

hart

the town is very small, they dont even play in theyr town too

>being this scared of CAGATA jokes
sky pls

Crotone-Palermo in a deserted Adriatico is the saddest match i've ever witnessed

>"Alright lads we need a better keeper for next season to replace that spastic of Padelli. Who's available on the market?"
>"John Fart"
>"That'll do. Let's get him"

Why are they playing in the other side of the country anyway?

And is it true the club is owned by the Ndrangheta?

thanks m8s

>Why are they playing in the other side of the country anyway?
their stadium is too small to meet Serie A requirements

>And is it true the club is owned by the Ndrangheta?
probably

sounds like Arouca here in Portugal, local club from a city with 20k people who got promoted so fast they were playing europa league games this year when 5 years ago they were in a regional division

their stadium is literally in the middle of a tiny village populated by 80+ y.o. people who still ride donkeys and don't know how to read

I cannot fathom what goes through foreign players heads when they first go there after signing for the club

How do we fix this lads?

stadium had to be improved to meet Serie A standards
and probably, yes, the owner is on trial

>that Crotone goal
embarassing, just relegate Palermo and Crotone right now

>sassuolo
pretty likely
>Milan
>Torino
kek

acquah playing well today. every time I saw him with palermo he was shit.

and Udinese

juvewinslol

nah, Crotone, Palermo and Empoli are just too shit for anyone else to drop

with all these meme teams around nowadays who would you like to see back in serie A?

Parma of course

maybe Bari and Lecce too

Are they renovating Ezio Scida now?

>love friuli as a region
>hate udinese calcio

Empoli is not THAT bad, they have a literally who coach tho, that might be a problem

>waiting for something to be renovated in calabria
L O L
O
L

Molise? what's Molise?

aye

i feel you
i used to like them around 2010, now they've overstayed their welcome

albero cornuto

Fair point, do they at least have plans to play there this season? No point in playing Serie A if they'll just be playing in Pescara.

Why can't they play in Cosenza?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT

it's gonna be alright bros. I trust De Boer will employ a tactic so stupid and uneffective for this match that it's going to confuse juve to hell and back and win us the match. Just wait and see.

ok now, being serious, we're in for a slaughter

boye can't hit the target, where's belotti when you need him

Originally they wanted to play in Catania but there was some fuck up with the paperwork apparently

>Palolski
just leave it it to the new Yaya

>paloschi
that looked like one of those penalties you miss in FIFA because the keeper stands still

>a tactic so stupid and uneffective for this match that it's going to confuse juve to hell and back

i need a quality stream for juve and inter plz desu

too soon nigga, try again in 2 hours

desu even Lino Banfi could be a better manager for Inter atm

so many shots

how big is you "underage Torino fans" folder m8?
i'm getting worried

not that anyone's complaining

How do I get an Italian gf?
And how do you rate Italian women compared to the rest of Europe?

Molisn't

only 2 unfortunately, should take my camera to the next women's day game

i'm not italian and i like this country less and less but the girls here have spoiled me and i can't imagine ever dating one from my country. lots of cultural/societal pressure to be feminine and dress well. if you can find an educated one that doesn't smoke you're golden.

lost my virginity to a 22 y/o italian girl, was pretty freaky and smelt weird

Reminds me of when I was in Torino and almost certainly gave a bunch of underage girls from the French school a cigarette whilst waiting for the lift to Superga.

>losing your virginity to a mold of Parmesan cheese

Sky reporting this line-up for Juve: Buffon; Benatia, Bonucci Chiellini; Lichtsteiner, Khedira, Pjanić, Asamoah, Alex Sandro; Dybala, Mandžukić

smelt like cigarettes not cheese

If Benatia manages to stay fit, it's another amazing signing by Marotta

>no fatguain

>Asamoah

Juve really needed a midfielder this summer

what i like about italian girls is that they're varied
it's pretty easy to find your (physically) ideal girl

>Asamoah again
jesus christ

fascinating

has the saponara meme ended?

>what i like about italian girls is that they're varied

hmm, almost like most women

>Riva at the stadium
if Cagliari doesn't win this the player should be fired en masse

gileldino

Bit late, but alas her it is anyway

they should try to sign witsel again on january

i think you get what i meant, we are a clusterfuck of ethnicities and it's pretty easy to find someone for anyone's taste

juve fans get out reee

thread is yours later

PAVOLETTI WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU RETARD
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SCORE GOALS, NOT GIFT THEM

poor Falcinelli

PATTOLINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

every home team is now winning 1-0 except torino

>yfw they buy verratti and LITERALLY wins the league by december

SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU

literally me and my mates during our monday 5 a side games
>me with the 11
they need one right now, in Jenuary Marchisio will be back. Let's hope it makes them drop some points (>implying)

LGTSS:

>turdino

Even >we are!

Want to go again desu

He will never leave PSG unless the Sheiks get bored and let the team go to shit

no

>implying marchisio will be back to his old form

nice shoes lmao

still better than Asamaha and Witsel desu

indonesians can stay, i meant juve fans

finally no work so i can shit post. watching game on dvr just aint the same senpai
>that sevilla game
the 3-5-2 meme needs to ends in europe

>dat Perin double save

Nice scarf la

DIO CANE DEFREL E BORIELLO CONTRO AL FANTACALCIO REEEEEEEEEEE

what about this indo? can he stay?

As long as he wants
t.Milan supporter

>tfw Milan fan since 2002
>tfw these last few years have been so hard

Lads I should have picked Juve back in the day

sassuolo could have been second right now

>Asamoah

Why are italian coaches so good? I bet Maran's Chievo would finish in the top 4 in the epl

it's funny cause most of the Milanfags I know IRL have thought probably the same, although they come out with the same response

>hey what's up with them Milan lads?
>oh I dunno, I stopped caring about football years ago

>mfw they're all dead inside

Who's the memest penalty taker? Paloschi or Pinilla?

SBOOOOORRIELLO

LEL

Sboriellone is on fucking fire

>Palermo actually scoring
wew
Ranieri literally won the PL playing like Chievo

tactics

we don't have them

He still has Higgy and Khedira too

woah what a cunt

>torino from set pieces without glik

really makes you think

This Cagliari is great, >we just need to fix the away games problem

how the fuck are we losing in possession to empoli at home

Will Roma be total trash garbage like the last 2 weeks guys ?

"yes"

how is the stadium situation? what happen to that thing Cellino built?

It's gonna be a meme game

yes
but it doesn't matter cause another RIGORE PAAA RIOMMA will fix it anyway

enjoy your juan jesus and bruno peres duo on the left

yes

>juan jesus
>bruno peres
wake me up inside

seriously they are so fucked up i'm wondering how they became pros

is that a paradox autism simulator meme? on my Cred Forums?

this better not finish 0-0 for fuck's sake

>enjoy your juan jesus
still cant believe they actually did it, the absolute madmen. What the fuck were they thinking? He wasnt even cheap

They are playing in st Elia again since two years, they put provisional structures as stands but now Giulini wants to build it new

>what happen to that thing Cellino built?
You mean is arenas? I think it's being used by the team from Quartu

so, how did it end?

god dammit

bruno peres is ok, he's just been in bad form.

juan jesus on the other hand...i honestly think he would be exposed in serie b

>Gasperini chimped out against Kessie about last week penalty
>"there is a lis we should respect, the first is Paloschi"
>mfw today

juan jesus was a shit in inter
bruno peres' natural position is right back

>Belotti gets sold for €25M next summer
>yfw another 74 years of Crozza's wages assured

Why can't they just play at Is Arenas? From what I remember it was decent, just some problems with security, right?

lol

>mfw ho Paloschi e il mio avversario ha schierato Rafael

should we make a separate thread for Inter - Juve or stay here?

apparently not, it's not homologated for serie a

...

Alexis Sanchez might come in January, so Allegri could permanently switch to 4-3-3 with Dybala in Messi role

no way arsenal are selling sanchez in january

He seems to be depressed in London though, doesn't like Wenger's lack of ambition and forcing him to play as lone striker

calling it now 2-1 for Inter, Joao Mario MOTM

why should he stay forever in a choke district like Arselel? especially if he wants to win something at club level

>inter with more italians than juve

>4-2-3-1
>vs 3-5-2

One can dream

I don't mind Licht instead of Alves, but Asamoah needs to fuck off. Is Higuain on the bench at least?
>inb4 60min sub, scores deciding goal within 15 minutes

i'm willing to bet sanchez is demanding to play striker as part of his contract demands, he seems to have a very inflated opinion of himself

i'm not saying he won't go, but arsenal don't do anything in january, they certainly won't sell one of their best players.

>memer banega
did inter got scammed?

if cp vs stoke is worthy of a thread so is that match

what? He's good. He was also free

I literally wouldn't care. All I care about is winning.

why the fuck is higuain not playing? Mandzukic is ass and he really needs to fuck off with asamoah

Cuz
>DAI DAI DAI

Inter Juve thread

>Be in the small minority who realizes Pogba is a meme player, and not a real class midfielder because not a gullible retarded cuckold who worships "black culture"
>Juve scam United for 100m
>He is actually Anderson tier

Lmao.

fuck off

>tumblr gifs
opinion discarded

>I rate Pogba

It's unhealthy how much I want her...

>pjanic
>asamoah

ded

who's watching fiore-roma here?

you've earned this (You)

Thanks man

I'd say Miranda and Icardi deserved it more, but good job

>juan jesus benched
fucking finally
calling a 3-1 win for roma with a cheeky goal from salah

inb4 Inter goes back to shit the bed hard from next week onwards

if allegri is to be sacked right now, who would you replace him with?

wew lad

...

did you see Sansone lads?

classic Inter

eusebio di francesco
but he won't be sacked though
juve was worse last year

always rated him desu

DI Francesco would never leave Sassuolo mid season

The coach of theyr youth team, so Di Francesco

simeone
guardiola

>simeone going to Juve
don't see it happening

>who /notwatchingromasoIhavehappymemoriesofitalianfootballforaweek/ here

If Simeone leaves Atleti, he'll probably go to Lazio or Inter.

I was off on that last match's prediction by a mile.

I though Pjanic was supposed to be Juve's savior, idk.

I just matched with a Franscesca on Tinder, wish me luck ragazzi

>this roma kit
rip in piece my eyes

Bruno Peres on the left still triggers me.

Put Florenzi on the midfield ffs.

this match will be a 1-1 slogfest with at least 1 red card and at least 1 penalty

And 1 (more) Chesny failure, making it the 3rd in 3 weeks.

>No Juan Jesus
good this faggot isnt there, i almost came

are there no more italian players left to play in upper table teams? We'll never win anything again with your NT if this keeps on.
We'll become like England ;_;

roma and fiorentina were always like that, calm down

>Juve lost today
shiet

We have a decent number of Italians la
De Rossi, Florenzi, Federico Fazio and Diego Perotti

it really is depressing

Fiorentina always had a fair amount of italian players

You have only yourself to blame for letting Verratti, Pellè, Darmian, Zaza, Borini, Giovinco, etc etc go abroad and falling from best league in the world to 4th. Been there, done that.

Up next: watch Berardi leave for the EPLel now that Juve signed Dybala, Alves and Cuadrado.

>Federico Fazio
>Diego Perotti

But those are Argies.

>geco

>dzcko

>Fiorentina always had a fair amount of italian players
pasqual
bernadeschi
astori
?????
????
WHO

Names look 100% Italian to me la

I don't get it - is the bald effeminate homosexual trying to ruin both Peres and Florenzi?

the key word there is "had"

kys

I mean before the last 5-6 years

Toni, Gilardino, Chiellini, Dainelli, Di Livio, Maresca...

>zeco

Is this Chiesa on the bench Enrico's son or something?

that's nearly a decade ago faggot

yes

>De Rossi
old
>Florenzi
decent, but not a great player
>Federico Fazio and Diego Perotti
argies
it's not a problem if they play abroad, but only verratti is worldclass among those

>Fazio
>Perotti
Pretty sure you're mistaken, they're Italy's own

>decent, but not a great player
We've seen Florenzi play in his natural position on a weekly basis, haven't we?

what is his natural position?

He's an attacking mid, isn't he? I mean, both the last retard and the current one have used him as a right back so idk if he knows what's his natural position these days

i remember the good old days with Florenzi as right mid

right midfielder

right wingback at most

not fucking fullback, he doesn't defend all that well and isn't all that physical

fucking fazio man

decent at his natural position. As a fullback he's mediocre

yeah, shame we never play 4-4-2
he's not bad as a left winger in a 4-3-3 either imo

>Giù la testa on tv

ahah fuck this match, time to get comfy

>could have gotten digne
>a decent and fairly cheap LB
>decide to get a permaded vermalen and a permashit juan jesus
t-thanks sabatini

don't forget

>lose Pjanic
>sign literally nobody to replace him

>but keep Gecko

yeah, dont know what the fuck Spalletti is doing

rip rat face, we'll miss you

Astori is so shit, good thing we got rid of him

>that curious absence ITT of the never tiring Brazilian, Slovakian, and Aussie ABIs.

wew la.

florenzi is the most technically accomplished right back in serie a periode.

who else is he gonna play as a RFB?
I guess Peres, but then who plays left?

We'll have to see what he does with Vermaelen, Rui and Rudiger when they become available again.
Rudiger is pretty good as a RFB imo

Rui was the replacement
thanks a bunch Seck

>djæko

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
HOW IS GECO STILL ALLOWED TO PLAY
HOLY FUCK
WHAT IS HIS PURPOSE I ASK

classic geco

>Geco in charge of not skying it

some vintage dzeko there

>Geco is playing and Sadiq got sent away
thanks Walter

the ABR indonesian isnt here also

yeah, it can be only better with the Rudiger come back. i liked him last year, he's one of the best back with Manolas right now.
Let's see if Vermaelen start to be confident again and it will sort if >we continue being garbage in defense

Fazio is looking half decent right now too
Our problem is the leftback, is Rui even that good?

Viola starting to look more dangerous

which means Roma is gonna score

I'm sure Dzeko will be dropped if he keeps on binning it as he did last season, some unheard Chinese club will be there ready to buy him

When you've spent the whole summer preaching about how Juve will thrash Inter by a million goals, i can understand why you would avoid posting on Cred Forums after today's events

Couldnt tell, cant even tell if i ever saw Rui playing.

is allegri losing the plot

He hasn't, he was in Empoli before though

Can someone explain to me the ABU,ABL acronyms that you guys like to use

loosing what part of his plan
i tell you lad he's a genius

nice pass by dgzecko tho

*dabs*

yeah i meant in his whole Serie A carreer, i've never see an Empoli game

>is Rui even that good?
angry manlet with three lungs prone to being carded too much

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wow
szczczcz coming in clutch

close
where does this Milic lad come from anyway?

>I dont rate manolas

who are you quoting?

from some Croatian coal power plant amateur team, knowing the cheap cunts that are the Della Valle

>where does this Milic lad come from anyway?
Hajduk Split. He was so shit last season we prayed to God he leaves. Not only that, but he also goes out clubbing on the regular and is cancer in the locker room

hajduk spalato

Well Porto didn't seem to rate him very much last week.

è amara sta roma

any1 got a streaming link for the fiorentina - roma game ?

You can say he really is able to split in half the club he's playing in

yes

lel

He also has shit positioning, can't cross to save his life, and is slow off the mark

fucking carlos i swear

cheeky
mind sharing it ?

>and is slow off the mark
that won't be a problem in Serie A

r/soccerstreams

whew

Kalinic and dzeko having a choking contest

socceron.me

reddit is good for something then eh ? thanks user

thank you too mang

Will Totti save the day again?

hopefully the game will get better, one way or the other
it's getting really boring

of course he will
1-0 for Roma confirmed

Why is this nigga still playing? I mean goddman retire already. You already have all the accolades and glory of a full career(Balloon Door excluded), now you're just injuring yourself

Ninja has been wank all month

TROLLBAR

He never won CL or even just EL

nooooooooooo

he's playing really well so what's the problem
also totti regista is my wet dream

FUCK SAKE NINJA

ffs

KILL
ME
PLEASE

LOOOOOOL

>it's a juve trips up and Roma fails to capitalize episode

what did i even expect
very nice goal though

He should stop smoking desu

Hi where are the penulties?

>geco

...

wow
what an invigorating game
>I didn;t watch it
>I just come here to see the same old post >cheko posts

porcodioooooooooooooo

Game was boring as fuck. Roma's defense wasnt this bad today but the result is the same.

>tfw no (R)oma no party

HAHA
TIME FOR SKY CALCIO CLUB

shit happens, it was a typical 0-0 draw decided by a lucky shot (and maybe some refball since Kalinic looked offside when he let the ball pass)
i don't feel like bashing the team today at all, it was a difficult game and we were very unlucky

nah no excuses, the series of passes that led to the goal was excruciating. not an ounce of pressing, they were already looking forward a tie. spalletti is right these people don't have the right mentality

they were slow as fuck and kept from gatting in any dangerous position
plus it was what, the 35th minute? i can understand not pressing fucking Badelj

same here familia, team was decent today
should have been a draw to me

yeah agreed, and 1 point doesn't make all that difference desu
i was fucking furious about the Cagliari game, two points thrown to the dogs like amatoures, but today a draw/defeat was forseeable, nothing tragic

we're still having trouble being dangerous
I have confidence in Spalletti though

fuck off, you would have deservedly lost if it wasn't for that bullshit penalty at the start

when we defend well we can't attack
when we attack well we can't defend

same old story really, but today i think it was mostly down to a really solid Fiorentina

i'm ready for #madbantz Boban

the player of the game, as always when we talk about sport the players are not the most important thing

>down to a really solid Fiorentina
what game have you watched?

fiorentina won without not even knowing how the fack that happened

they did do a great job at not letting any aerial balls through

yeah, Cagliari's game was fucking awful, a purge

sadly Boban now works for FIFA, Sky replaced him with Leonardo

>bullshit penalty
toppest lel, it was one of the most stonewall pens i've seen
the only legitimate pen we got so far this season
also you didn't play for 60 mins, you're deluded

they did a great job at doing anything

they do anything but they won thank to 2 or 3 controversial missed calls by the referee

>solid fiorentina

Have you even watched the game?

ah fuck off m8, i was excited
i've seen 5 mins and already can't stand this cunt

work on that english pal

defensively they allowed nearly no space, don't know what you all are on about

>work on that english pal
mind your business you fucker

anything = qualunque cosa

u mad

>defensively they allowed nearly no space, don't know what you all are on about
have you ever played football? you understand none about this game, change sport, try with fishing

>sadly
glad, Boban was a cunt who just said controversial shit for the sake of being controversial

>have to read 30 pages for tomorrow
>haven't started yet
help me lads

i suggest wordreference, give a reading there maybe you might learn something even if i know it's tough for one like you

calm your tits son(s)

let talk who knows, go away it's not for you

>give a reading
why don't you, pal

anything has a negative meaning when preceded by a negative verb
with an affirmative verb it means qualunque/qualunque cosa

at least try not to be cocky when you're wrong

>/seriea/ -- "I speck inglisch very gud" edition

you need that more

again football is not for you, avoid this kind of talking, avoid to embarass yourself

You all suck at English tbph famalams

I'm a native english speaker friend. Englsih is not for you, you should avoid it to avoid embarrassing yourself further

avoid embarassing*

>all these Italians correcting each other's English

you suck, that's it

go back to your native country then when you can talk you "beautiful" native language

we don't want these tools in italy, fuck off

avoid to live

kill yourself

Sono anche Italiano, coglione.
Stavo solo cercando di darti una mano.

they love to make a good pet in front of the anglophones

you know what? they vote for pd the cuck party is there's one

ma chi la vuole la mano da te ma ti sei visto?

who cares if you speak a good or a bad english seriously ?
we only need
>JUVEWINSLOL
>Gecko
>which milan ?
>TOTTI TOTTI TOTTI TOTTI

lascia perdere, tanto è chiaramente un troll o un minorenne minorato
in entrambi i casi tempo sprecato

When will Roma get a new striker?

sei un deficiente
eliminati

cuck

and the weekly "why on earth are Palermo and Udinese still in Serie A" rant

>every other league gets to shitpost a little at the end of their threads
>we have to stay on topic 24/7

BUT MOOOOM
i wanna be cool too :(((

I thought the Chinese were supposed to save Milan

QED

youtube.com/watch?v=2VbPVJm5RCA

as soon as Sabatini will find a slav wage slave for dirt cheap

Palermo will fuck off soon enough
thank you jesus

(if you're reading this, i'm sorry palimmufag but your team is utter shit)

>:(((
Reddit

>not understanding post ironic emoticon posting
get off the computer gramps

kek'd desu

I concur

(i am not sorry tho, Palermo is trash all round)
(just kidding)
(but I might not be)

>Palermo
feel old yet ?

Liverani >> Pastore >>>>>>>>>>> Cavani

>tfw the only Italian i can speak is the shit i've picked up from listening to Italian pop music

Shit, the Italians who are getting their minimally flawed English rudely corrected ITT are quite far ahead of me.

Also, Luigis, do most Italian women look like exotic Mediterranean hotties or is this just an overexposed minority of women in Italy?

m8, italians either come out looking like supermodels or complete gargoyles. There is no inbetween

>that flag
>this topic

Samefag

I am literally Italian.
?

>Italian pop music
you'll need to elaborate: which groups/singers?
inb4 laura pausini

>do most Italian women look like exotic Mediterranean hotties or is this just an overexposed minority of women in Italy?
nah, there are plenty of completely average women who like to pretend they're smoking hot when clearly they are not
and yes, you can also find beluga whales from time to time

That flag isn't help your credibility.
Quite a few[spoiler]Paolo e Chiara frequenlty just because of nostalgia[/spoiler]

VAMOS A BAILAR
ESTA VIDA NUEVA
VAMOS A BAILAR
AYY AYY AYYYY

I legit forgot they existed until you mentioned them again lel
they've fallen off the radar now, god knows what happened to them

One of those songs that just flawlessly conveys that wistfulness typical of Mediterranean music.

>le freekick expert man
He is just another hernanes

>miccoli>liverani>>pastore>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cavani

Lamberto Zauli > Miccoli > Liverani >> Pastore >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cavani

simplicio>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>miccoli

>I rate Ipersimplycio

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