Official Alabama vs Ole Miss Thread

fuck all these game threads, let's stay in the /comfy/ general

>Implying they wouldn't have already done something if they had anything solid enough to kill Ole Miss

At this point the NCAA is just trying to get ANYTHING that will stick so they don't look like idiots for dragging the investigation out for 4 fucking years

Demetri Martin

Long time no see

Allie LaForce doe

3peat leggo

RAIN IN 5?!

>tfw no prime Jill Arrington

She was the eternal GOAT.

Fuck Ingram has been there for 10 years

G-Guys?

>the city of rolling tides

AHAHAHAHAHA

>ALABAMA

LETS FUCKING GO

HA HA! TIME FOR MEMES!

>rolled tide

IT BEGINS

ROLL TEARS

CFB newbie here.
I'm confused. Isn't the SEC all about defense?

Fuck.

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>BAMA

GET READY FOR #1 LOUISVILLE

>Ole Miss touchdown already

Welp we lost.

wow what a drive

in b4 Ole Miss 14-0

Is Ole Miss Alabama's kryptonite?

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that's only when they're playing typical SEC offenses which consist of 95% iso runs.

>bama doesn't like getting scored on first
sssssshhhhhhheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiittttttt's 'bout to get real. :^)

Ole Miss has become Alabama's new LSU.

>tfw no big American truck but only a Swedish station wagon

Lets see how Hurts does as a true freshman starting in his first road SEC game against a rowdy ass crowd

I can't believe you think 7 points is significant.

Babies gonna cry when Bama wins this 45-14.

fuck that's one of the angriest pepes i've ever seen

>It's another Bama loses to Ole Miss but still wins the 'ship episode.

I'll take it

>people think Bama will lose

lol fuck off

>cletus finds the internet

JESUS FUCK THEYRE ON THE BOARD ALREADY?!

If OSU and Bama both lose, Michigan will be #1 and Louisville will be #2

>leave ole miss to me

thicc

are any SEC schools top notch universities?

That Ole Miss D Line is great. Sniffed out the screen easy

Bama losing to miss again.... goes on to win the ships

How many times will this story play out?

I'm sorry, but did Alabama already lose?

Vanderbilt fuckface

Vandy

Generally two things stop Ole Miss. Injuries and crazy meme plays. So, when people stop getting hurt and when they get better at stopping memes then they'll get over the hump.

>Americans holding food
totally natural boys

I'll post a video of me sucking my dogs dick if Alabama wins.

It's gonna be Louisville and Ohio State playing for the chip this year

>Microsofts commercials
Why are they so obsessed with Apple?

Literally small company mentality

T H I C C
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God I hope Bama loses.

>tfw living in Georgia and seeing all these bandwagon cucks who became Bama "fans" in 2009

Not when Michigan loses

>that larry the cable guy commercial

he's not that funny but looking at old he's become is depressing

concerned about the short yardage push from the bama oline

>Michigan down by 7

IT'S HABBENING

I think it's going to be close the whole game this year. Ole Miss is doing better at stopping Bama, but Bama is still managing to make forward progress.

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What did you mean by this?

>he's mad because his team fired mark richt and still won't win shit

t. techie

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Still got some nice titties.

will she suck my dick if I say "Roll tide"?

Just drive, drive, drive. Alabama is going to grind this defense down.

this game and the fsu game

ole miss is always nanoseconds from making a big play or sack

but they never do it

I am oddly aroused by this

Maybe we won't ever win shit, but at least I'm still not a bandwagoning faggot.

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A&M is decent

Alabama

>I think he Hurts

I was just stalking her insta. not great tbqh

She only likes BBC white bois.

>Jalen "The Truth" Hurts

Vandy>A&M>>>>>>>>>>literally nothing

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wide. open.

overthrow

goddamnit jalen

>misses catch with no opponents nearby
top kek

How do you miss that throw?

>the shitty of hurts

Didn't Bama learn their lesson with Sims?

Vandy is far from an elite academic institution friend

This game is going to be tighter than my cousin's pussy. Roll Tide

GET FUCKED BY GRIFFITHS DICK HES LUBED IT UP SO US SO YOU DONT FEEL IT SLIDE IN AS MUCH AT FIRST BUT AFTER 3 HOURS OF BAMA BUTT FUCKIN UR ASS IS GONNA BE RAW AND BLOODY AND WERE GONNA RAMP IT UP

Which is better:

Shootout where teams rarely punt and score in quick spurts in 2 minute drives. Little to no punts, score in the 60s point range

Game where two offenses methodically work their way down the field and score on 7:00 drives. Little to no punting. Score in the 20s to low 30s point range

lmao the luck begins already

we need to start forcing 3rd and 5 or at least more passing downs

Bama has like a 35% success rate on passing downs

as long as there's not much punting i like long drives. long drives which end in punts suck dick though

Why not both? Football is football. As long as the score is close, I love watching the greatest game ever invented.

It's Bama, thus everything connected to it because a shitshow

Defensive shutouts. Alabama vs. Lsu 1 in 2011 was a wet dream.

>BUFFS shitting on Harbaugh

my sides are gone

When my team wins 84-0

are these actual terms?!

You're an idiot bucko

yes, faggot

the first two are common idk bout that last one tho lmao

Yes. They're the acronyms that have given Saban fits for years.

He literally lobbied to have hurry up offenses banned.

Florida is always a highly ranked public university.

Not the acronyms.

>Harbaww

>sec not understanding tempo
it's a poor attempt at humor

do the marching band people get any pussy?

marching band pussy

No

t. Tuba player

I dunno about in college but in high school there were a lot of freaky girls in band

I heard they fuck only within their group but they fuck like rabbits

>sec
>best conference
what did the commercial man mean with that statement?

Your face is a shitshow faggot drink bleach

hahahahahahahahahahahah oh wait you're serious bender.gif

It's a commercial from 2009. The studio forgot to take it off the air.

Shut the fuck up Sven

Michigan 14-0 just returned a blocked a punt for a TD

Dont fuck this up you blue cunts

yes penalties is what we need

*Ahmed

>inb4 Ole Miss memes their way to victory and Bama fans go full "WE BEAT OURSELVES PAWWWWL" for the third fucking year

Sabans about to have an aneurysm

you can suck my dick from the back

>running backwards

Bench his ass.

how freaky we talking?
;_;

Does anybody know of a stream??

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BUMBLE

>Bama

was he down? goddmanit please be down

>the city of alabama

Hurts is now going to be taken out of the game.

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fucking nigger qb

In b4 we still qualify for and win the playoff, and sp posts its shit with jealousy.

He was down

fumble

yay or nay?

Probably down :(

Even if Ole Miss wins it is no reflection on Bama's quality.

They can't help that they have a complex about Ole Miss.

>the university of alabama

zunoxide.net/

Ground can't cause a fumble.

oh man lets see

looks like it shouldnt be a fumble but idk if they can over turn it

please be so. i want to see bama get btfo again

Nay

No. Butt is down.

Are NFL and NCAA fumble rules the same?

I mean he doesn't have control when he goes down

Nah. Ground caused it.

Nay, hitting the ground caused the fumble.

He's down faggots.

Are you retarded? The ball doesn't even move til he hits the ground.

>But but muh rings

No one cares, Gump

Bad time for a review. Ole Miss defense is getting a rest.

this fucking oaf just getting in the way. try blocking someone you gimp

>it's a crazy train episode

uhh, yes he did.

what are those thin nike armbands that people wear on the bicep for?

OLD PISS BTFO

By the way good run there.

this """"sport"""" is un-necessarily complicated

In my book that means he doesn't have control

Fuck yes Roll Tide

I want to see your mother's rectum get btfo by black cock again.

love that Lane is attacking the perimeter

delete please

>I think Alabama's going to go for this
>3rd and 5

no shit sherlock

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based polite ref

>i think bamas gonna for it

gee gary, not on 3rd down surely?

Bama putting together some really solid drives.

>bumping into his own teammate

>literally getting tackled by your own blocker

ALABAMA BTFO

>not punting on 3rd down
get a load of this faggot

Way to injure your own players Bama

Stop with the damn screens kiffin

Wow refball af.

>tackled and injured by your own player
KEK

>Bama's own players fucking up their guy's runs.

Thanks 84

>not going for a field goal on 3rd down

All about the mind games

This isn't the NFL

>Tackling your own man

Smart move, Bama.

Your book is a coloring book, then, because that's retarded as fuck.

You're saying it would have been ruled a complete pass if that was a catch?

Lane Kiffin is a FAGGOT

Is that your face when you walk in on your mother getting plowed by bbc?

Alabama's offense looks simple and one dimmensional. How does it work without being bigger and faster than everyone else?

Alabama literally beating themselves.

>runner clearly gets 1st down
>oh boy this is really really close I'm not sure if he got it

these senile gimps need to retire

>THE CITY OF ALABAMA

>1st and 10: screen pass
>2nd and 12: screen pass

As expected of Lane Kiffin.

>My CBS station still broadcasts in 480p for some unholy reason

he's calling the screen as a run play
for some reason you guys aren't running at all

Kek

>Hurts

sure does

>meme qb

>It's a Bama loses due to bad FG kicking episode.

:^)

we're going to win this game

>THE CITY OF OLE MISS
>THE CITY OF OLE MISS
>THE CITY OF OLE MISS
>THE CITY OF OLE MISS

>bama kickers still suck
Some things don't change.

try watching a stream in 144

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Final score: 7-3

Nobody else can desu

>Chad kelly
>literally a fucking Chad

reeeeeeeee

So let's see here.
>Jalen Hurts overthrows
>Hurts goes full dumb black qb
>84 gives his own player a concussion
>Griffith misses field goal.

Turn the game off boys.

In Japan the ball is blurred out

>tfw I'm across an ocean and get HD

Where do you live? I thought all digital stations are at least 720

>81 degrees
>15% chance of rain

Really, Mississippi?

GUIZ WHAT IF LOUISVILLE PLAYED BAMA

This announcer's voice makes me want to rip off my ears

oh my god danielson is always so fucking quick to defend and root for bama on every play he sucks so much dick

Is that your face when you're in denial?

Alabama isn't scheduled to get HDTV until 2019.

What was the final score?

Is it worth watching? I know it was a blowout but I have it recorded if its worth watching.

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it was when Louisville raped fsu

Verne is just as bad

funny how Kiffin gets more camera time than saban.

Does Alabama not get BTFO in anything?

>recording games to watch later
I'll never understand this

not worth watching

ended up like 65-10, FSU's worst loss in ACC play in their history I think

Stop making him cry by reminding him of bbc

>skittles girl with a mustache

>advertising your candy as an STD

63-20

FSU suffered their worst-ever loss under Fisher and the first time getting a 60burger landed on them.

Im getting crystal clear 1080p HD over the air right now in alabama

Dunno if I'll be in and game seemed interesting. Its easy to not know the score by the next day which is when I'll usually watch it.

why does he look like he was in an obscure boyband in the late 90s and early 00s? or is that just me?

Oh, I got this. This is your face after you look and see black man's cum leaking from your mom's destroyed anus!

I thought they said Verne was retiring?

It was a joke, Forrest

well kiffin is the only reason theyre winning rings. if kiffin leaves, they are back to averaging 19 points a game. just sayin.

Got any hot sisters?

He was Backstreet Boys' original choreographer.

That's why he calls so many screens and bootlegs. Dance, dance, dance.

Is that why they've scored 3 so far?

Thats his wife you sick fuck

Any good streams?

my wife's son is watching tv so I have to watch a shitty stream instead.

He was in Party Posse. Drop Da Bomb was their biggest hit.

Cheeky punt

Only child.

Hot step-sister though.

this is his last year

Literally freely available on cbs

Ole Miss is fucked if they don't start making first downs soon

He's got a show on Comedy Central

This Bama team isn't winning the championship

>3 and out

pls no

>my wife's son
>marrying a woman with a kid from a prior guy
>marrying
>2016

I feel sorry for you.

>Dropped pick
C'mon, Rebels.

It's a meme, user.

That's been the main issue. They have a stout defense but they can't stay on the field forever.

Why is hurts in?

>it's a meme
Marrying? I know.

Because Barnett can't run the damn option.

Reverse memeing

There is literally nothing wrong with getting married

>this guy

Lane Kiffin is taking two bites at the meme QB apple since Blake Sims didn't pan out the way he wanted.

>63 yard punt.
Scott is getting drafted.

How does Kevin James always have hot wives the tv shows he stars in?

Can we start running the damn ball, and not the option with Kelly I want Judd to run it up the gut

even if we only get 2-3 yards it chews up clock and keeps em honest

>Willingly setting yourself up to get cucked

It's funnier that way because he's a fat idiot.

>There is literally nothing wrong with getting married

LOL
O
L

>Being an insecure faggot and having poor character judgment

>ole piss

By gawd

>There is literally nothing wrong with being jewish

Nice meme, ya dip.

Is this a presidential candidate?

He's the incumbent senator in my state running for reelection.

he's a senator up for re-election

Cut 74.

Just imagine how much better Alabama will be once Dabo Swinney takes over and can actually recruit a damn good QB to compliment those RB's and WR's that always come to Bama.

you'll find that he's also the executive producer or some shit, why would he pick an ugly/fat girl?

fucking hell, Ole Miss D is too good for trickeration

Why is Lane Kiffin so stupid?

Why the fuck is Ole Miss some kind of Saban kryptonite?

Pretty much everything is wrong with being jewish

This shitty playcalling is why Kiffin was fired.

ayyy where you at? I couldn't get season tickets, and I wasn't about to drop $130 on a ticket.

New student section sucks ass.

>>Cred Forums

Does Alabama even have an airport to fire Lane Kiffin in? Where's he gonna get the axe this time?

>run meme play
>get btfo

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KEK

my sides

JUST KIDDING, SCOTT

>8 yard punt

>eight (8) yard punt

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

And now Scott shanks.

We're done.

Alabama doing everything it can to lose.

Saban is going to kill his punter, motherfucker needs to just run away right now

>8 yard punt

what happened on the punt i missed it

Jackass.

>8 yard punt

1st round draft pick for sure

Toward the stage,
Im sitting down, you find someone in a red MAGA hat come join as long as you're not autismo

>JK Scott

A punt so bad everyone was left confused

Please put some points on the board this drive

we got good field position and we need some momentum, right now it's pretty neutral

this game is a comedy of errors

in b4 Kelly dragon

If it makes you guys feel any better, Buffs punter just punted into the back of his own man.

Yours may not be the most embarrassing kick today.

Does Saban have some sort of deal worked out with ole miss?

Quit samefagging you fuckwad

God I can't fucking wait to tear down these goalposts and carry them to the Square again.

Who all a /rebel/ here? Probably gonna hit up the Library, Cellar, and Rowdy Rebs tonight.

>one job

they can throw downfield that simply

The answer is Drew Brees at Purdue. WHAT THE FUCK DO I WIN????

DRAGON

DRAGON

NICE CATCH OLEMISS

Are Alabama, dare I say it, beating themselves?

>Openly advertising that you go to the worst major school in the South

I am a wizard.

I'm beating myself right now.

>ALABAMA SECONDARY
Every year

The ole miss coach is his golf buddy, so yes.

I normally kick back at the ROTC officers tent. We had the SECNAV come into town yesterday, had to bend over backwards and other pomp.

>tfw have yet to meet a fellow officer who is voting for Hillary
Feels good

C H A D
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STRING

Rowdy Rebs is gonna b trash man
If you have a Library card then you should definitely go, otherwise last time cover got to like $80 by the time the game ended

What part of Ole Miss are you guys from?

You won't hear any arguing from me. Academically, yes, its not the best school. But I had a damn good time here, and graduated w/o debt and a fucking awesome job.

The part with the cute sisters

>not being enlisted

faggot

The shitty part

wtf is advocare?

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Segregation Square

cambridge

You mean the whole state

>Bama was an 11-point favorite

LEL

man why does Kiffin insist on running the meme sweep

>we

A pyramid scheme of vitamins and suppliments

the comfy bit

The day is young my friend

I have a library card. I normally go to Rowdy Rebs right before close after I'm pretty drunk, and grind w/ a girl I've been hooking up with.

Downtown Oxford

>dumbass safety arguing with Nick Saban

>military fucktards vote Republican
Water is wet

so like herbalife?

I wanted to fly. Cant fly as enlisted.

>Voting for the most effective criminal in history.

wide open miss no. 2

>fellow officer
you're a fucking cadet

>edgy memester who is probably voting for Dopey Weed Man

Basically. All the gymbros in my fraternity tried to sell it to me in college until they realized what a scam it was

Like Herbalife for crossfitters instead of soccermoms

Said no one ever.

>Hillary
>republican

>voting for literally Dio with a vagina

>Meme QBs

Not even once

JUST

Take hurts out, and run the damn ball.

ALABAMA BTFO

>Hurts

That nigga was about to have webms of him for days.

Not him but I'd much rather have Frank Underwood than Angry Mr. Burns as president.

>not voting for Johnson

We've got enlisted pilots here in the AF now. Might be just a drone pilot, but still it's a pilot.

>officers who have been in charge of hundreds of millions of dollars and lives of many sailors
>most have masters
>somehow hate a lying cunt who cant handle classified information

There are some pretty smart guys who have done some crazy shit stationed here.

HURTS

>meme qb
>meme kicker
>meme offensive coordinator
>being ranked #1

goddamnit I'll see it in every thread from here on out

JEREMY JOHNSON 4 HEISMAN

FUCK

At this point, I'm convinced Freeze made a deal with the devil about beating Alabama but forgot a critical loophole that doesn't let them get any farther than that.

I'm an O1 m8. Graduated and commissioned in May. Call me a butterbar, its more accurate.

what kind of voodoo shit does Ole Miss do for these games?

>alabama quarterbacks in charge of passing

refball

F E L L O W

O F F I C E R

Fucking hell, put the white qb in. This nigger is horrible.

Yeah, go Trump. Make America white again. Seig Heil

le balding red eyed man

Rowdy is good if you bring a girl there but game days its so small
honestly I almost never go the bars after games, the square is way too packed and I'm usually way too drunk

R U N

T H E

D A M N

B A L L

K I F F I N

Not pissing their pants against Alabama because it's Alabama

>SEXY REXY

Anyone ever spread sauce on the pussy? Possible urinary tract infection?

the hell you doing in the student section then?

Literally only niggers and feminists fall for this shit

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Right, they just hold it in and piss themselves against Arkansas later

This Kelly is Rex Grossman 2.0.

So Kelly is gonna go on to win 4 straight Superbowls when he gets drafted right.

I wouldn't go there if I didn't have a qt to grind with. I have a buddy who works at the Cellar, and one who works at Funkys. Generally go to one of those two, or the Library since I have a card now.

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OLE BASED!!!!!!!

fuck this

YAEH

LOL BAMA DEFENSE

EVERY FUCKING YEAR

HAPPENING

>the village of Alabama

Shiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttt

>Ole Miss is about to BTFO Bama
>After getting BTFO by FSU
>Who got BTFO by Louisville

Louisville is the nation's true #1. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

>hes a fucking 2nd LT

goddamn man, you cant walk around bragging about shit like that, your platoon sergeant is just going to fuck your ass that much harder.

what branch, what station, what MOS(insert branch variation here) and what PT score

Doh-Jesus

kek

THANK YOU BASED CHAD

IT'S LIT, DONT GIVE UP THE LEAD AT THE HALF THIS TIME YOU MONGS

Saban's gonna have an aneurysm.

Ain't even mad. I love me some Based Bobby P

Just a reminder that Ole piss got btfo by a team that lost by 40+ today

Why is Harambe on that allstate commercial?

Alabama>Ole Miss>Florida State>Louisville

Louisville literally #1 ranked team in country.

What a time to be alive.

>it's an Alabama loses to Ole Miss episode

>Women can't handle cars

HOW SEXIST

So will bama still be ranked #1 after this shitshow?

CHAD ALWAYS WINS

Fuck it, I'm switching to the Michigan game.
*Since I made this thread you all have to leave now please!*

r u rdy

>mfw I'm an E-5 and my boots have more TIS than you

This hurts more than when I found my wife with Jamal.

You have those symbols backwards.

I usually go to either the Round Table or Roosters

only Roosters if I'm trying to get with some Kappas though

what is you wife's son take on it?

>it's a Clemson and Lousiville are 1-2 week

No, but still in playoff contention. Drop to 4.

I hardly brag about it. I'll shitpost on Mongolian basket-weaving websites, but very rarely do I tell anyone irl that I'm in the military.

Guys, i can't take all these dragons, wut do?

>Bama fans be like

I know, it's the Alabama quality loss joke.

>Can't beat a shit FSU team
>Decimates the #1 team in college football

Dafuq?

typical of the education of someone who cares about amateur handegg

maybe we're not number 1....

Two words: Lane Kiffin

>It's an Alabama loses to Ole Miss, wins every other game, makes the playoffs and wins the championship episode

HARAMBE LOOK OUT IT'S THE WHITE MAN

Tyrone told me to go back to the basement, he's busy watching his cartoons.

Don't worry if you lose Bammers. The upshot is you won't get visits from Drunkle Vern for the few weeks. :3

Play Overwatch, autopick a Shimada bro

I watched CMSgt(E9) dress down a Captain that thought it would be a good idea to tell the Chief that he "outranked him and he couldn't talk to him like that". It was easily one of the highlights of my 6 years in the AF.

is that your wife's son's name?

Fucking leveled on that play

REFBALLLLLLLL

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i go to the fucking 1st page of spee and I am bombarded with dumb divegrass threads, can we fucking ban yuroshits on saturday and sunday please? jesus christ

REFBALL

>pass Interference

Top Cunt

>LAAAAAAHTS OF CONTACT
Bullfucking shit

Ole Miss has all the potential in the world. Their consistency is just wonky as shit

Every year bama has lost to ole miss they've gone on to win the natty

i close all of them prior to kickoff

IS THIS, DARE I SAY IT, THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR ALABAMA?!

HE DED

Are there any HD streams? CBS stream won't do 1080. Any VLC link would work desu

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I saw my CSM BTFO a major for the same reason and he said, "if your rank doesnt have any stars on it, dont expect me to salute your ass."

fuckin crusty ass sgt majors man, why are they best and at the same time the worst?

officer cucks need not reply to this post.

>This stupid nigger

>BAMA
>BAMA
>BAMA

>Is gonna get reversed because of a block in the back.

Fuck ole piss

>the city of alabama

THE SHANTY TOWN OF ALABAMA

what a hit

BAMA BTFO

Nah, Bama can't beat Ole Miss, but they can still go all the way.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA

This is getting embarrassing

AHAHAHHAHAHA

WHAT BULLSHIT FLAG ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?

>LAAAAAAHTS OF CONTACT

BAMA BTFO

BASED REFS

>ALABAMMER

>the tide of crimson

why can't we beat ol piss, lads?

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Ole Piss caught the break so hard

Fall for the ole piss meme three years in a row.

Tbh I hate Mullen for making the rivalry so fucking salty that it's gotten just flat out obnoxious

ANNOUNCER BUTTHURT AS FUCK

Based refs helping the good guys

OH MY FUCKING GOD SOMEONE FUCKING MURDER DANIELSON

HES SUCK A FUCKING DICK SUCKER

FUCKING

KILL HIM

AGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

ALABAMAMAMAMAMA CRYBABIES ARE ALREADY WHINING

YOU'LL NEVER WALK AGAIN
YOU'LL NEVER WALK AGAIN

>danielson thinks penalties other than targetting is reviewable
YOU'LL NEVER WALK AGAIN

HOLY SHIT WHAT A DUMB FUCKING NIGGER

AND I DON'T NORMALLY SAY THAT

>the shitty of Alabama

wtf is this announcer talking about?

fucking commentators slobbering all over alabama's dick

> this announcer shilling for Bama

G T F O REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEE

Who will Ole Piss lose to after this game to hand the SEC West back to Bama?

It's because those old hateful bastards are from a time past where only Colonel's and above could tell them what to do and even in some cases they could overpower even Colonel's. Sadly those days have passed us, but damn when one of those guys rises to the top it's fucking glorious. That's how you build morale, not with fucking t-shirts and chants.

Gary knows his shit

>florida lost
>bama losing

Does this mean Ohio will lose too?

he is STILL fucking whining

oh my fucking god

suck dick harder

Has anyone made a "Hurts" joke yet??

>Gary still going on about the hit
>Is now trying to nail the Ole Miss player for targeting

SHUT THE FUCK UP OLD MAN. YOU SWEETHEART TEAM IS GETTING BTFO AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

Only thing I've witnessed like that was our XO (O-5, navy) and MOI (O-3, marines) getting in a shouting match. Capt slams the door on the way out, CDR makes him come back in, shouts at him some more, then has him close the door in a more professional manner. Good shit.

>this announcer damage control

Autism and Bama dicksucking

THIS ANNOUNCER IS SO BUUTHURT LMAO

how much money do the announcers have on Bama? jesus christ shut up about it dude.

The hit was roughing the passer and the foul should happened before the TD, so the TD should come back.

He's making some legitimate claims.

When was the last time a Nick Saban team got BTFO?

That Ole Miss nigger should be fucking benched for the rest of the game.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DANIELSON IS BUTTHURT AS FUCK

Gary is such a fucking shill for Bama

FUCKING REFS

>this cukk boi annoucer SEETHING at Alabama getting BTFO

LMAO, DEY S'POSE TO BE SEC DOE

>the 2nd seed gets btfo
>the 1st seed getting btfo
what a glorious day spee

It's a NON reviewable play

Everyone can just review that fucking sack

He got him in the chest. Hurts has a pencil neck.

>review every single play
>don't

LSU

he definitely hurts after that hit

>DANIELSON THIS FUCKING MAD

>muh best conference
he knows that if alabama loses the sec will be completely irrelevant this season

1. The hit down field happened while the guy with the ball hadn't scored yet so should have come back

2. Guy hit the qb with crown of his helmet

Refball x2

It'll be another weird fluke like Arkansas but personally I hope they break the curse because I'm tired of "LOL BAMA WINS"

It's boring

I've never seen a bigger shill announcer wtf

>BAWWW WHY DO YOU HATE ALABAMA??
>JUS CUZ DEY WINN????
>DUN BE MAD

THIS IS FUCKING WHY

PEOPLE LIKE GARY DANIELSON

THIS

IS

WHY

I HATE

>it's a commentators are obsessed with bama episode
thanks cbs on the sec(tm)

Doesn't mean a call wasn't missed lel

Is Ole Miss catching the same break from last year?

Lmao Gary is a fag
cant wait till these goobers retire

>we are told his helmet was in the chest
>STILL LOOKS LIKE IT WAS TO THE HEAD TO ME OH MAN YEAH LOOK AT THAT

>ANNOUNCER BUTTHURT AS FUCK

LOLLLLOLLLOLLL

Gary is so fucking dumb jesus fuck

Go back to commentating, Gary.

>inb4 Kiffin's playcalling gets the ball TO'ed in the red zone

can any nigger let me know a stream link jesus

>bama looses
>reffed ball, only way they lost
i can see it now

same game last year but this is far from over

Seriously this needs to be a fucking thing

Fucking complain to CBS and get him off the fucking air

Seriously

Exactly. What a fucking spaz.

My dad didn't believe me about Gary Danielson but now he sees it

also I just looked that faggot up and he went to purdue. why is he on alabama's dick every year? does CBS just pay him to support their cash cow?

WEBM OF THAT HIT AND SCORE WHEN

tongue my anus dot edu

Ole miss is lucky they don't play florida this year. Would get btfo again

FUCK MY SHIT UP

he's right though

Alabama's cock is firmly lodged in the commentators esophagus.

Phil Simms still has a job.

Vern and Gary aren't going anywhere

>people voted for Alabama to be #1 this week

Just looked like typical football to me. No harm no foul.

You're talking about a group of people who legitimately believe that Ohio State wasn't the better team in the Sugar Bowl.

Let them live in their fantasy world where no one but Bama beats Bama.

lmgtfy.com/?q=alabama football stream

I grew up pulling for Ole Miss as a family school and never gave a shit about Bama, win or lose.

Holy shit did living in Alabama for a few years change that.

what about the SEC title game? Is Ole Miss east or west?

stream2watch.cc/live-television/united-states/cbs-live-stream

new

Not as bad as
>Someone has given Michigan a #1 vote in the AP Poll for the past 2 weeks

Suck on a spud Patrick.

he's not even happy about the way they scored, holy fuck

Your local CBS affiliate over the air.

This is Verne's last year

ABSOLUTELY BAMA

>Ole Miss wins by refball
>loses every game the rest of the season

West

>ole Miss
>Capable of beating bama every year
>Chokes the season away in a series memes

When Utah pushed their shit in a few years back.

West. I hope Ole Miss and Tennessee meme their way to the conference championship so we can have the game we would've had last year if not for Florida and Arkansas

How big does Tennessee win over Ole Miss in the SECCG?

not HD

Every time they play Ole Piss.

>still talking about the late hit

Ugh. This announcer is giving me hand, foot and mouth disease. His voice, his droning on. It's too much.

>still butthurt about it
I can't wait for the day they both stop commentating.

Verne is getting replaced next year with Brad Nessler

And Utah did it with only ~50 rushing yards. 450+ passing.

I can handle Vern but Danielson constantly sucks bama off

if you want to adopt a foster kid or some nig from africa, or youre impotent and your wife needs a sperm donor, that's fine, but cleaning up the mess that some other dude left behind is pretty pathetic.

Was that not a hit to the head?

PLEASE GOD LET THE TD STICK

what in the literal fuck: the game

>
Implying rivalries arent supposed to be salty

anyone catch that Bama fan giving girly high fives?

>exploding violently angry crying and whining over 1 play
>alabama given free bullshit td for make up
>NUMBA WUNN TEEM BESSTEVURR DIENUSTEEEEE

Nuke the state. Seriously. No more games. Kill them. Call ISIS. No more bullshit. Just kill them

Shut up chink

I graduated from Auburn but all this emotional anal hemorrhaging in regards to Alabama is pretty tasty.

That's a nip you dumbshit.

original insult never heard that one before

wow man

totally got me

rekt amirite? xd

>Jap
>calling for nukes on anyone

Round 3 coming up buddy

Dammit I had a client and missed bama stealing the momentum back.

>free bullshit to
>not explosive special teams play

Yeah, nah fuck you.

>bullshit td

How exactly was that bullshit? How exactly was it given to them?

Everyone was angry about that play because the refs very clearly fucked up and didn't call the penalty.