Minnesota Twins vs. New York Mets game thread

>mets/giants fan

WORST TYPE OF NEW YORKER

>king of comedy

DAE love Kevin James? he's so funny yet relateable xD

Bartolo biopic with James as Bart when?

hows lugo looking

He's walking too many for my liking.

Don't blow this chance

fucking niggers finally get a runner in scoring position and can't do shit

damn cabrera

I'm actually scared of the phillies, they've been playing some good ball lately and are gonna wanna play spoiler.

>shut out by the worst team in baseball

Come on Conforto

Santana is amazing tho

7 wins on the season in September isn't amazing.

>wins

nig his ERA is good and you saw the stat, he is an amazing pitcher with RISP

Here we fucking go

I'll take it ass dribble nice

Clutch as fuck

Based Cespedes

>Bruce on deck

well we'll get em in the 9th

how many more games until this faggot is benched?

good trade idea: bruce+d'arnaud for devon travis and russell martin

maybe we throw in a large fries and a cigarette or something but that's bretty good rite?

when's the last time we got a walk-off?

>its a non save familia appearance

Cespedes walk off HR, no?

cespedes goat but fucking terry collins playing bruce over conforgoat.. he needs to develop you cock nugget

Its one of those 'upper management made a move and so I need to play him'. Its like when you sign a free agent and he sucks dick, you need to play him practically everyday no matter what.

i get that but don't go around saying "if you hit you play" when that's just not fucking true

what are bruce's postseason stats tho?

Career .258 in 31 ABs, 2 HR

Anyone near the explosions in nyc?

...

nah i'm nowhere near chelsea

Wait wtf?

Just checked CNN. Weird. Chelsea. In a dumpster.

this game might take a while..

decent

I don't think so; the Twins' bullpen is the worst in baseball, and it's not like we can score runs anyway

you're overestimating the mets offense

>Minnesota shooting
>New York explosion

RIP these fanbases

>Robles

Just great

it was a good pitch tbqh

>granderson and Bruce up

Ah sweet. The guy who is 1-29, followed by the 3-28 guy.

>Granderson
>Bruce
Easy 2 outs incoming. I should've known it'd be over the moment Cespedes didn't hit walk-off dinger.

>that panorama with Chelsea police on the scene

Kek

GRANDERSONMANDERSON

yeeeaaa boooyyyy

GRANDYMAN

AYYYYY LMAOOOOO

>grandogod

BASED GRANDY

can they close?

Bruce with the low key "everyone is so hyped for that grandy hit no one will notice me making another out"

WIN WIN WIN

>Neil walker in the dugout
>prolly captain
>soon degrom and matz

What the fuck we have more IR guys in the dugout then active.

wifebeater fuckbouy

>struck out 16 time tonight
mets still gonna win

How do you leave off that?

Wheeler is gonna saev us

fucking reyes, man. spends 5 minutes fouling off outside pitches only to take strike 3 right down the middle

>RISP
Every time.

apologize.

Edgin is about to blow this game

Grandyman is cool, but I ain't apologizing for brooce

well yeah bruce is a fuckng disaster

glad he's getting booed everytime he's out there now

pls just get a single assdribble

I want Bruce up again just so he can strike out.

has a shit game ever gone on so long that not a single fan was left in the stands??

>not a single fan

maybe in Tropicana.. but you'll never see that in new york.

I would stay tbqh. Longest I've ever been to was 13 innings. Endy Chavez walk off suicide squeeze to bring in Jose Valentin. 1-0 final.

>those sexts

MEME MAGIC
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M
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GRANDY MAN CAN

HOLY SHIT I TAKE BACK HALF OF THE CRAP I SAID ABOUT GRANDY THIS SEASON

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

GRANDYMAN

GRANDYMAN

jesus how lmao

METS WIN

He did it again

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

THE ABSOLUTE

GRANDERSON YOU GOOD CUNT

WTF I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE NOW

hint hint t___s

gg Twins