Official USC vs (7) Stanford thread

450 yards last time they met, 2 weeks off, you don't think he puts of something crazy?

The Asian Bowl

pls be good

>holly rowe

Finger lickin good

He fumbled.

stanford or usc gangas?

Go Cards.

Stanford

im scared senpai

>refs name is Land

mcafree is a good football player but he is no doubt probably the hugest piece of shit jock bully off the field. he just looks like a dickhead

Go Stanford

You think she's watching this game? Hell she could be here right shitposting

KATIE PLZ MARRY ME

Brock Turner did nothing wrong

Who else would be posting that ugly cunt?

STANFORD ABOUT TO GET BOOTYBLASTED

Sounds like he raped someone.

NOT SO FAST

you have thousands of thug football players and you are scared of the one good white player? Get fucked

Can we stop using that word, rape? Illegitimately pleasured sounds better to my virgin ears.

Max Browne is one ugly fuck

is she balding? it's probably all of that chlorine

Is that what they call doping now?

>Literally zero evidence

Trump supporters need to be sterilized and kept from inbreeding

Hairline

> designated survivor
>This is us

Can abc come up with anymore shows no one wants to watch?

They are getting the 24 audience with designated survivor

Its genetic

yeah, same thing happened to lebron. she's lucky that she doesn't have to wear a thicker and thicker headband though.

kys

Let's see her mom

Lebron should just shave it. He keeps it short anyway and its not like he has white people hair.

I wasn't expecting to see eggman outside of r9k.

Do you think she could walk on to the team?

He got the surgery that regrows your hair

there's always the doc rivers shoe polish approach

Boozer was doing that for a little bit

Can sex offenders get into the porn industry

Brock would fit in right well

pls stop with the ugly balding woman pictures.

pls

This is supposed to be sports talk

>just showed ledecky on the broadcast
Top kek

Does Katie even have to try out for the swimming team?

That autismal faggot is always shitting up threads with that yellow teethed, ugly, balding cunt. Wish he would trip up to get filtered.

THEY SHOWED HER

Dragoons

>not covering McCafferty

Are all of McCaffrey stats from blown coverages?

EAT SHIT SC

FUCK THE TROJANS

>have the GOAT on the field
>don't even have a single defender on him
Then again, it doesn't matter

Pretty much

LETS IGNORE CHRISTIAN MCCAFFERY GUYS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

christian mccaffrey had more all purpose yards last season than swim lady has hairs on her head

Katie McCaffrey has a nice ring to it

welcome to football

CANT CHASE THE MASTERRACE

Maybe McCaffrey blows coverage

Katie Jenny McCaffrey-Ledecky

>he makes it look easy

i could've made that TD too if no ones covering me lmao

this is Barry Sanders 2.0 we're talking about
he creates what looks like blown coverage

did you watch the fucking replay?

Katie Ledecky Phelps is where the true combo

He ran straight

maybe to you

FUCK SC
U
C
K
S
C

mcCaffrey warps the reality around him

Sounds easy to cover

DO IT FOR HER

i go to uc santa cruz and i had no idea they had a team until now. wow go SC!!!

That was an impressive kick.

>mfw the average Cred Forumserg doesint understand McCaffrey quantum physics

>that weaboo fag center

>studying Japanese

That weeb

christ

>all of these white recievers in every game
>the goat rb is white
>the best reciever is white
>the best returner is white
is the white resurgence happening lads?

I heard every time McCaffrey sprints, the force generated by his legs makes the earth rotate a little faster

>best qb is black
It's just a bizarro season

The only useful major on that entire line is biomechanical engineering

They are at Stanford, they are all useful.

I heard that during the offseason the government took a sample of McCaffreys semen just incase they need to repopulate the country with alpha males incase of nuclear war

i heard they named a religion after Christian McCaffrey

>Under 6'2
>Alpha male
Pick uno

they also named a really good 90's wideout after him

McCaffrey is literally the best college player in the country

your height doesnt determine your character and how you carry yourself :^)

if he was in the SEC he wouldnt even be a starter

Not quite the shootout i expected, are the offenses going to pick it up?

lol SEC is trash outside Bama

...

Depends how many more blown coverages there will be

>the best reciever is white
Calvin Ridley and kd cannon are white? News to me

keep telling yourself that as he shits on every team Stanford plays

>all white Stanford

Why are whites superior in handegg?

didn't realise chad kelly was black

spelt Chad Hansen and Jordan Westerkamp wrong senpai

didin't realize nick saban is Puerto rican

I know he will be a great rb, but what are the odds that he is a secret cuck? Christian McCuckffrey?

not even the best white recievers
>Cooper Kupp and Jake Weincke

>unironically using the word cuck
also

0.00%

McCaffery is a 4th round pick, right?

Probably a better chance you're some closet fetish weeb..something along the lines of getting off when girls take a dump on a guy's chest

DIRTY

Dirty USC faggots this is why everyone hates your piece of shit school and team

>get pushed into player
>penalty

Oh he got shoved nevermind

still hate you faggots tho

>being this assmad a caucasian is stunting on your negroid team
ahahahahahaha "shieeet" ahahahahahah

first round

>implying people didn't go ape shit when he was released
False narratives are so fucking annoying....

he'll go before then

first round, dudes everything you want in a football player

>Living vicariously through whites who made something of their lives and thinking they would give your ugly autist ass the time of day

haha cuck haha just haha triggered XD

wow u tight

tight as your mom faggot

>white wr
>first round
Guaranteed bust

lemme test that ass bro

MCCAFFREY

Dude is the next Jordy Nelson

>self loathing white
guaranteed cuck

AGAIN

Hmmmm, I wonder why they keep showing his mom?

fucking bullshit
there's literally no way to defend against a player jumping his faggot ass over the line

Do we need to segregate sports again? It's unfair putting McCaffrey up against these tomato cans

i would pound the rock right up her ass vigorously

"WITNESS ME"

A Rodgers babby?

>implying that i'm a weeb
I'm far from being a weeb, you closeted weeb.

Witnessed

>McCaffery has a coach jerk him off on the sidelines between drives

who you callin weeb, weeb

You. Now quit it. He will be an awesome rb in the league. It's just that you can put the word cuck in his name.

im just fuckin with you, McCaffrey is impossible to dislike

Is Stanford /ourteam/?

Yes.

for me it is

Ask her

no

Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that college football was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real FOOTBALL) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

PS. see you in the superb owl patriots

H-happy birthday??

hello newfag

Who /worried/ here?

>announcer just said "Hogan with the throw"
>will never hear those words again
;_;

does ukropina ever miss

GG sc

had forgotten all about that catch
#2 all time behind antonio freeman

>tfw because of the team he's on he might actually get a shot to start
>tfw because of the team he's on even if he were perfect the inherent shittiness of the franchise will translate his 158.3 passer rating into a 15

Pretty brutal game, disgusted by both coaches for their pussy fucking game calling.