UFC Fight Night: Poirier vs. Johnson Gamethread #3

i usually ignore these threads but /heem/ is pretty alright

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Fucking Montano looks like Shadow the Hedgehog

Schaub bless brothers!

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>Tfw I could heem every pasty skinned gringo in here

Didn't realise Dan was making his return tonight

CHAOS CONTROL

Just tuned in, lads. What have I missed?

>all this talk of food in the last thread
>I'm cutting and I've eaten all of my allotted calories for the day

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RUFIO

RUFIO

>Literally do it for free.

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

>this nigga's hair

JUST

does he always run around and fight so weird like last time

HARAM
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WIN MY PALESTINIAN BRO

How would you describe that guys hair?

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kys

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it's rufio from the peter pan movie dude

me on the left

lads, my stomach hurts from drinking too much last night. i thought this wasnt supposed to happen to young bucks

HELP!

>Germany

N U T S H O T
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herb dean is such a boss

Mayhem-esque is his hair, Joe

top kek

Where is the non-nerd thread?

So many nerds lately.

What gives?

JUST

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JUST

report, ignore and filter

is all you can do

my bad i guess i shouldnt have pee'd in ur butt like that

milk dude

not even joking drink a liter of milk

Looks like Diotoir from Robot Wars

RIP ;_;

i eat this Every fucking Sunday.

British food is superior and you know it.

he is a cock enthusiast be respectful

Good luck. I'm behind 7 walls.

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they're riled up because they know schaub is a chad and it threatens them. i suspect many of them are also manlets

ROOF-EE-YO

ROOF-EE-YO

fuck you, ya goof

What is this Schaub meme all about anyways?

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They are going to have to change the gloves sooner or later.

Why don't male fighters wear thongs?

*****$0.50 has been deposited into your twitch account******

kick to the balls and a thumb to the eye

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>he thinks our savior is a meme

Schaub bless you, bro.

cancer

>nutshot and now eyegouge

This spic is an even filthier fighter than his hair suggests.

She was such a qt :(

I got kebab beating shadow the edge, who you got /heem/?

>there are people ITT who only come around on fight night

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>meme
You mean lifestyle.

ok i just drank a glass of milk, i feel better tbqh

thank you canabro

t-wood bless

is it against the rules to gouge your own eyes?

Man that was a Faber style thump in the eye
Cheating fuck, hope he gets rekt

I know you don't even come here outside of game threads so don't bother

unfunny forced meme

Malox to get all the oxines

it's the best way to fix stomach rot from drinking

only thing is that later on you're probably going to have to do it again

hope you have a couple bags bud but I'm glad it helped

>"MONTARO TELEPORTS BEHIND HIM"

>milk bags

Ontario?

>mfw i cut that webm
nope

What happened to the autistic spaniard that kept saying SHOOK?

Is he dead?

>meme

It's not a meme, it's literally paid shilling, and some spastics who do it for free.

This mohammed guy isnt fighting someone that wants a free palestine.

the resemblance is uncanny

do ring girls and wmma shitters get along?

>bags

>nothin personnel... nino...

I believe you dude and I'm sorry

We can only hope.

yes your opponent could be deducted one point

>SHOOK
>youtube.com/watch?v=0NUX4tW5pps

is part of us

Really like the the ultimate fighter ads, cejudo and benavidez look like real midgets

lol yes they come in 1L bags here and it's better that way

I've always imagined a fair amount of contempt on both sides, but that's just my impression.

For all I know they get along fine.

Belal "Remember to Be Careful" Muhammad

>hope you have a couple bags

yeah my friend bought me one last night for some reason, i was walking around drunk with oj and milk. good times

>THEY HAVE BAGS OF MILK
>BASICALLY A 3RD WORLD FUCKING COUNTRY

hahahahaha

>salty

>women
>getting along

I think Ronda is the only one who had a problem with them.

Retarded.

How can you store them in the door of your fridge if they are in bags. Them shits gonna take up too much room.

brexit yourself

How long until be get another Anderson Silva esque leg destruction in the octagon?

does grapefruit juice exacerbate the effects of alcohol?

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>proxy
not really

Honda used to bully Arianny. Arianny didn't seem to mind, though, she's used to having shit dumped on her.

20-18 Belal imo

They use a special plastic jug/holder thingy.

>no one talking about the fight
Are any of you even watching?

>milk in bags
Do you get your vegetables in tin cans as well?

Tall people should be gassed

This is a good fight

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already happened

t. nerd

>he doesn't buy canned lettuce

Montano boxing is such shit, hard to watch

You have a holder for them you goof.

Where do you think we're going Post-Brexit?

Your gonna be sucking our balls giving us a free trade deal.

>oj and milk

this madman

dude are you seriously telling me that a clear plastic bag that is filled like 98% full of milk is an inefficient use of space? it's the carton that is a waste of space, the bag of milk takes up precisely the amount of space that the milk itself takes up

also it feels like you're drinking out of a giant tit which taps into your subconscious and makes you feel healthy and happy

that haircut is worse than i thought actually

Peru is always here you fucking goof

underrated meme desu

>>hope you have a couple bags

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA , do you live in 1980?

>a couple bags

goddammit quit reminding people we have those fucking things

This card is dog shit

>trade with britain is essential for anyone else

>leg destruction
>posts a man with his skull caved in

did we miss much?

Nothing exciting tbhfamilia

Mostly jumping around, the hardest strike in the fight was Shadow's kick to Muhammad's kebabs

explain what is wrong with a clear plastic bag

leafless canada

There's a happening in Manhattan to keep up with between or during fights

Is this mudlslime pillowfisted or what? Also Did you fellas know it's currently happening

twitter.com/pzf/status/777314734668451844

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wtf you might as well just drink it from the cow's tit you fucking savages lmao

it's just against nature la

Where did this meme come from?

DELET

Damn that was a sexy back take

What's the actual purpose though

Can't see any benefit to it, especially if you just put it in a jug anyway

What's wrong is that in the civilized world, the only food you put in a clear plastic bag are leftovers or trash.

Where did the Schaub is god meme come from? He is an unsuccessful failure as a fighter

>naive

>drinking directly from the bag

Madman.

he actually has decent power believe it or not

It's not a meme. Arianny escorts in Dubai. Rich Arabs are known for hiring escorts and having parties where they all shit and piss on them. I don't know why, it's a power thing, I guess.

>He is an unsuccessful failure as a fighter

You answered your own question. That's the joke.

dafuq...

>he doesn't know Britain literally rules the world.

Who do you think the Illuminati is?

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HEEM STOPPY

GOOD FIGHT

The colouring isn't even symmetrical.

It's triggering the fuck out of my autism.

not sure who started it
probably a dutch guy
it's called sheikposting though

INSHALLAH

ALLAH
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why is everything so awful in texas?

How would a nobody like you know what rich arabs do?

I still love you guys. Maybe you can hang out with Quebec, they wanna leave all the time.

H E. EM

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>knee is part of the leg
>head is destruct
circular logic is circular

CAN'T HANDLE THE TAHINI

That sandnigger barely even looks human.

JIHAD MUHAMMAD

HEEM

BISMILLAH

fucking herb at it again

herb is too indecisive, he should retire

do you know who sigmund freud is lol

Thanks bro, stream had issues here

Belal had some really nice TD's

Wew

Counter point: we have ketchup chips. Ketchup chips are elder-god tier.

Herb kind of goofed at the end there, but he certainly seemed way more in control of the fight than the other circus refs tonight.

>For Free

he's lost that killer instinct

This beaner desrved it.
How's the card so far? I missed previous fights.

REMEMBER THE HEEM STOPPY

REMEMBER THE NAME

Allahu is indeed akbar.

>tfw i'm worth more than the MEME.

Kek

absolutely balal

Why would it cost money to be a fan of Schaub?

It's horrible

Herb Dean should've stopped that fight 20 seconds earlier than he did.

What a hack.

>it's another Herb Dean shit stoppage episode

but it feels so harambe

MUHEEMAD GETS THE W

>bags of milk

Chrissy is allegedly a big PVZ fan.

Remember the prophet Muhammad

>he doesn't like Herb "Just Bleed" Dean

remember the name inshallah

>no interview

literally why

A. I'm a hobbyist.
B. it is fairly common knowledge. See: muricaderp.wordpress.com/2015/02/27/dubai-porta-potty/

do i evacuate or keep watching the fights

>he doesnt know the instaslut lore

me too bud

was a bit puckered at the end there

nice pick

watch and report

B A S E D

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Augusto would have won if he survived. fuck.

Time. Every single fight has either ended in the 3rd round or gone the distance.

>why would I shill for a failing podcast?
i really don't know the answer to that question

They're behind schedule by about 5 minutes, so going right into the next fight.

We also have fries supreme, which is the only reason any respectable person would ever actually go to taco bell

they don't have fries supreme! can you believe that shit

Here's another while we wait

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Mexicans are getting btfo

Who are you quoting?

delusional spic, see

PVZ sounds slutty af

I dont think so lad

He was clearly behind 2 rounds

GOTTA GO FAST

>download 4chanx
>filter posts "schaub"
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>profit

wrote it on the cake

wrote it on the cake with the whipped cream

wrote it on the cake, obvi

>calling a burger a sandwich

Really fucks me off tbqh

I hate herb dean 2bh

if i got beat up by a smol gook boy i'd probably kill myself

anyone have a decent stream?

Attempt at a long cut of finishing sequence.

Hamburgers are sandwiches.

Schaub bless you bro

Wrote it on the cake with the icing.

ufc.tv/video/ufc-hidalgo-2016-prelims

ufc.tv

Quicker than I expected 2bh

ez one you should get before it starts

an overworked and underpaid immigrant who tried her best but her son still turned out to be a degenerate neckbeard

most people just call her slut but you call her Mom

America is under attack lads. Canada send help

>It's a Seth Rogan cuckmercial episode

dunno he looks pretty qt desu

those pretty light brown eyes of his and that beard

goddamn I hope Choi goes far. Does he still have to do his mandatory military service?

Bears are cheats

he does make betting sucky sometimes

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sure you are dude

Based Hendo smiling in approval as kebab removes burrito

A sandwich has sliced bread and thinly sliced meat

>a leaf

No. I literally cannot believe that. How do they even live over there?

the holes in the paper

he can look and see if there's any signs of the writing on the other pages left by the pen's impression
also bears are cheats

every time i hear "mexican" i immediately think it's being used as an insult

is that racist?

Don't worry Trudeau is on his way. He's bringing his wife to offer to the attackers.

she blinked morse code at him

The holes in the binder don't match with the page of the essay

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich#Varieties

3 holes

It's a mini travis browne

if snipers don't help, canada can't do much my friend

my best advice would be to drink milk, drink booze, watch fights, and appreciate violence on a night that terror fills the hearts with many, and just tell yourself it's for art

Paper has three holes, binder has 4 rings.

heem everyone there and then it the cake

He wrote it in pen and the page didn't smell like pen ink.

I think a lot of people would argue that your logic in coming to that conclusion is a bit racist, but I agree with you in that most would say hispanic instead just because it sounds nicer

Sicilia's legs getting tenderized

shit, it was this one

wake me up when we get a KO

>You are about to have a hot steamy sex with Ronda Rousey and this big fella comes in
What do?

>It's a leg gets kicked to death episode

(can't wake up)

leave it to the leaf to fill a /heem/ gamethread with autistic comments

heem him

i can feel it lads, broken leg incoming

>Dat leg
Holy shit its red

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

this a good fite

gotcha senpai

run towards him and jumping front kick him in the face

IED yourself, my man.

>These leg kicks

WEEEEEEEWYYYYYYYYYY

ask him to join in

Is this a good fight? This card made me forget what a good fight is.

wew is joe buck getting ready to guide us through this one or not

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who even is headlining this card?

Every single one of these threads are just spammed with old memes and regurgitated talking points from previous fight nights.

I hope all you autistic fucks end your own suffering so your family doesn't have to continue living with the shame you inevitably bring.

Kick the fuck out of his coach

why is that shin so dark

is that jim norton

Wasn't it a jumping side kick?

>"the leg kicks bothering you at all?"

KEK

too soon

sicilia has low fight iq

>those lead rear hands Roy Jones Jr. style

nice

I wonder who could have done this

Totally wasnt muslims goy

same

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That was a beautiful round from Benitez

Bloody love those kicks

HEEM TAPPY

Throw a over right hand and break his finger

second

Tappy tappy heemy heemy

OHHHHHHHHHH

rip

>that upper back tattoo
shame, 2bh

also is this other lad sleepin

A scrub who beat the last five scrubs he faced

HEEM DROPPY

heem tappy

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCKING BRUTAL

Lads I can't even tell you how much I loved the fight Benitez just fought there

It was beautiful top to bottom

>ref wasn't even aware he was out

i'd be a goat ref desu

wtf i love benitez now

Those elbows on the ground, completely Aztec af

GOODNIGHT IRENE

HEEM TAPPY

Heem sleepy

HEEM TAPPY

This Benitez guy is pretty good.

KHABIB TIME

RIP

boys was that a tooth

brain matter came out of his nose

Benitez looked great

I fucking hate that Werdum face, why would your signature thing be a fucking retard smile

>tfw /comfy/ card

was that his Mom in the corner?

Miragliotta is a murderer though

I know that feel bro. Just train and lift and start street fights with the skinny ones.

That was fukd

He looked phenomenal

Bloody hell that's stuff for him to wank over when watching back

what the fuck was that fluid

same here. i hope he keeps winning.
wow, someone can't find a stream.

Wow khabib completely dwarfs that Grizzly..

He's massive for lightweight idk how he makes the weight.

impressive.

>khabib "one fight in 2 years" cuckmagomedov

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>khabib's sandals
wtf is be careful doing there?

Honestly I think Benitez is one of the fastest improving fighters I've ever seen

this is what, his third fight in the UFC? If you're interested at all, watch his first and second fights and you'll see exactly what I mean. If he continues to improve at this rate he could be pretty good

>Another explosions in America

Nice 'country' you have

>tfw America is under attack

I'm scared bros

Correct

>Tfw khabib will never be in your corner

;_;

"Jesus didn't tap."

>>rusian hating his own countryman

heem yourself you cuck

>those weird abs

Kek

>Mexi- Texas

WAIT A MINUTE

I dont feel like going to the reddit front page for the news, but where did the explosion happen?

New york

sigmund freud was a sick fuck who wanted to kill his father and fuck his mother

>jesus didnt tap
lmao

lel

he did say it later

nurmagoobov actually seems like a nice dude who's a patient teacher

Stay safe Ameribros

samefag

youtube.com/watch?v=6_BkMAoXAeo

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>dat Jesus Didn't Tap shirt

ayyyy

>Excited to have my first fight in the UFC in Mex-Texas!

it's a scary place desu

MMAjunkie @MMAjunkie 22s
Alvarez confirms next fight will be @ UFC 205 defending belt against McGregor

Was he in Benitez' corner?

You got the one where he keeps blinking fast?

I'm just saying he was right about drinking milk right from the bag is all

>tfw you don't live anywhere worth attacking, the explosives wouldn't cause enough human and collateral damage

What does spanish sound like to non-spanish speakers?

So are the attacks down to BLM retards of Muh islam retards?

Fuuuuck mang.

Learn some fucking english you fucking spicks and gooks and brazillian monkeus.

it was just a dumpster blowing up near a building that helps out blind people. 26 suffered minor injuries.

nypost.com/2016/09/17/explosion-rocks-chelsea-in-new-york-city/

Let's get back to the fights guys.

yes

mudslimes

unless BLM hate the marines

kek

bada bada bonaba bondanda

rrrrrrrrrrrradanda bodanda kamanda rooooooodanda

That's cool, I didn't notice him

Thanks

that is some nice OC my friend

going to reddit you can go to Cred Forums, explosion was in NYC there's no dead only some people with minor injuries

You have to go back

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MICKEY

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>tfw you live somewhere that has no military chance against no one, and is a sitting duck just waiting for its natural resources to be taken

another red panty night
conor bless

This one might make you think a bit more

they sound pretty similar to me with South European languages,phonetically speaking(except Portogeuse)

joerogan.live when?

>26 people hanging out near a dumpster

What does English sound like to non-English speakers?

>Jesus didn't tap

What is New York?

cut the rope in half...longways

are you an upstate NY bro too?

BOYS

Who gets off first more consistently, Poirier or Johnson? I think Johnson is fast enough that Poirier has to get the fight to the ground to win.

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Surviving on bat milk and monster chow, they used silk harvested from the spider to make another 40 feet of rope.

reminder that middle eastern ameribros cringe every time an explosion happens, they don't want to affiliated with ISIS and all of that

fuck ISIS and all of those fucks, and hopefully nobody got hurt

The alliagtor got some homies and they fucked up count weirdly and freed sly fox.

get in here

strawpoll.me/11247751
strawpoll.me/11247751
strawpoll.me/11247751

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*ejaculates*

>both hosts choose Dustin

PANIC, THEY'RE NEVER RIGHT

Ok I got it. Take the hook on the wall and grapple up to the roof.

>exception not the rule

h-hi girls

if i die without eating chrissy asshole, i will be sad

non muslim arabs are bros

Johnson is fast dude

if he starts fast I think he could give Poirier problems on the feet

what's going on in this picture

they both have good hands but I give Johnson the edge in speed. I think his wrestling experience should be able to help him if it moves to the ground but if given enough time, I think Poirier can outwork him there.

GET THE FUCK IN HERE

youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live

Tie rope to boy and the other end to that drain grate. Throw boy out window. Boys weight makes the grate break off. Fox rides alligator bro to freedom.

Every position is on the B team tonight

Reaction to Conor's win

I pretty much agree.

If the fight stays on the feet, I think Poirier suffers too much damage and fades.

Johnson is definitely faster, and he's got nice hands. He's got good boxing, and like you said, his wrestling will make ground work a lot more difficult. I think it's a tough fight for Poirier stylistically, he has to fight a smart fight to win.

video is kill here

>if Poirier wins my boy Cowboy goes down
scared tbn

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what

Is this considered an ATT vs Blackzilian fight?

Dustin winning this would be pretty huge for him

Cowboy's at Welterweight now anyway, nothing to be scared of

Offline

WE ARE LIVE

WE ARE LIVE

GET THE FUCK IN HERE FREAK BITCHES

youtube.com/watch?v=_d3fmShgl4I

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who is Justin Poyay?

Michael Johnson got robbed hard against Dariush.

Who cares dude.

They should all be shipped back to their respective deserts. They don't deserve to live in civilizations built by Whites.

Poirier ranked 7th, Cerron is 6th

Yea, hope he beats Gastelum at UFC 205

Real recognize real.

>Johnson to win is +140

>Johnson by TKO is +350
>Johnson by DEC is +350

hmmm

Come on lads someone get it properly before the fight starts

One of the answers was sort right but it wasn't proper so I won't give it

>rogan talking about people who hate their jobs again
>rogan not realizing not everyone can literally drop everything to be a watercolor painter

Yes, why wouldn't be? Dustin is ATT and Johnson is BZ

I unironically prefer Joe 'Shaved roid ape' Rogan

not proper? you know im right just give it to me

Fine you homo, tie the rope to alligator bro and have him rip off the grate so they can slide down the sewer

>you can still be anonymous on the underground
confirmed eddy lurks heem

tie rope to the tentacle?

>máximo blanco

where the fuck is schilling did kato ko him again?

Time for another Bizarre Blanco Berformance?

nah

Wasnt sure if both dudes were still with those camps.

me as well

when the fuck is rumble gonna heem jon jones' head off?

>sjw beer commercials

mma has finally made it boys

Yes, I'm sorry, but we need deeper-voiced commentatrs...

just fucking use the sheet, the shirt and the shoelaces to increase the length for fucks sake. They can even use their own clothes to extend the length.

Whelp Schaub is already trying to dominate the discussion talking about texting and other dumb shit. Man this guy is fucking lame. Why couldnt it have just been schilling and edgy?

jon jones is afraid

im with poirier but the only way johnson can win is by DEC

yes

how can a beet be sjw

its a fucking beer

Consider this, you're about to have a no holds barred cagefight, but you're given the option of taking a standard dose of any drug you request before entering the cage. What would you pick?

cut the rope in half from end to end and tie the two ropes together to make 80 feet

they could at least have the decency to make the commercial funny or interesting somehow, but nah it just makes everyone at a bar/room uncomfortable

i feel for ppl with unaesthetic ribs

brennerman
koscheck
walburger

who was the better highlight reel victim at WW

Alright you were probably pissing around but since no one else got it I'll give you it. Unbrain the rope, then tie the pieces together.

Yeah, I was looking for "unbraid" the rope desu, there's nothing to really suggest they can just cut it in half if you get me

the rope is two thinner ropes wrapped around each other, untie them and then tie them together

WEEEEEEEEEW LAD

youtube.com/watch?v=hBGU_VTHEJA

youtu.be/DJa3VN_8FAE

skelly's got this

HEEM

HOLY SHIT

HEEM SLEEPY

holy shit

OMG

lmao he got CM Punked

if you cut a braided rope in half like they are suggesting it would not work and they'd be dead, those are stupid replies and you should have held out for unbraid desu

HEEM
SLEEPY

hahahahaha what a fuckin fight

taking notes from werdum last week

HOLY SHIT HE'S DEAD

HOLY SHIT SKELLY FULL MEME

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT

TAKING A PAGE OUT OF WERDUM'S BOOK

DEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SLEEPY

>this card

time for spooky scary Skelly

tokyo japan, interesting

I WANNA GET OFF MR SKELLY'S WILD RIDE

THE FUCK WAS DAT

holy shit

HOLY FUCK SANIC SPEED NINJA KICK AND CHOKE

this

werdum has changed the fight game

loooooooooooool rekt

FUCKING MEME WERDUM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!

how can jones win if he fights an ape immune to eyepokes

THANK CHAS SKELTAL

that was very sleepy, almost eternal sleep

HEEM DED

Literally holy shit.

Yeah well done

Wanted to get it out of the way before the fight started desu

well fuck that was quick

herb dean getting exposed on jre

HahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahaha

what did u mean by that

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

what did he mean by this?

That was the greatest thing I've ever seen.

Come on Ausbro, I know you'll come through with the WebM

joe rogan exposing himself 'if i was a girl id be attracted to you' sure joe

Cliffs?

werdum is the memeborn

memes move by his will

good guy skelly telling the ref he was out cold

He let the spider bite him, became spiderman (spiderfox?) and climbs down.

me on the right

Nevermind the meme kick, that D'arce was a thing of beauty

>All the dumb casuals who were saying this was going to be a bad card

Skelly is one of the memeiest and greatest fighters ever.

Hard to pick a move of the fight on that one. Too many choices.

holy shit who else saw those huge titties

jones you scurred

WTF?

haha so funny and awesomE!

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19 SECONDS

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUTTTTAAAAAH

Jesus

>based skelly saves us from a wrestlefucking

this main is gonna be good

that was some matrix fight opening btw

NEW NEW NEW

pics or it didn't happen

Fucking lol Hulk Hogan one footer

They showed that cow before the fight started. Let's get a gif of them tits.

>What was your plan?
>Uhh I watched a ton of tape on him
>Fucking running jump kick
what a moron

What titties?

So i just tuned in & holy fuck that was great, have i missed out on any other spicy bangers?

jonesy why you running

>drop kick
>Hulk Hogan

SKELLY THROWING A BONE TO MANDRAMA

any1 streams? Thanks people
Your Mario appreciates it

Can you do a shorter one that includes is limp body and the choke?

M A D M A N

r/mmastreams

I can't wait to see a counter to this that sends somebody to the hospital. This is as faggy as a head stomp.

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So would a dive roll be the best defense to this?

There's been a decent fight or two and some rounds have been spicy

Not been terrible all in all