Texass vs Caliwhorenia Game Thread #1

the texas longhorns are overrated.

>anime tripfag OP
shit thread someone make a new one

>being this butt flustered over a chinese finger painting

No.

>GOLDEN TURDS

Christ, why is Warren getting the start over Foreman? He's clearly superior.

Is it weird that i have no affiliation with texas in any way, but still hate them?

>Honoka
shit taste, senpai

not at all
it's called an inferiority complex

Shut it, Nico.

That's perfectly natural.

Foreman supposedly has groin issues.

Not like it matters when Texas has three different 250 pound RBs to bulldoze Cal with

>not superior Nozomi

Ded QB?

>Cowtits
Go home, you're drunk.

I came for my win Cal

Looks like concussion protocol.

Try again lel my team is bama roll tide

So a bandwagon faggot. Gotcha.

Who is /texas/ here?

I live in alabama doofus, in a nice military town too so no cousin jokes 4 u

>Buechele still in the locker room
Fuck

>military town
>muh guns
Still a faggot.

He is kill. Its ogre.

no he's left the stadium now. Heard will qb

>tfw your 4 years at Cal had seasons go
5-7
7-5
3-9
1-11

Don't be sure. Cal can lose any game.

>getting rekt by Cal's D

This is why you dont play freshmen

Fucking got Rock Bottom'd

Why wasn't Heard starting to begin with? He was great last year.

Kek why so mad? Because i live on a rural 100 acre alabamy plot of land with a winning team and all you have is objectively shit texas?

He asked to switch to WR

CAL BTFO

>that Cal rush D
thanks for the TD but what in the fuck

Cal can't handle Texas RBs and Swoopes

Swoopes

Warren

Winning

> We can make do so far

They gave up nearly 300 yards rushing last week to a single running back

>muh 50% QB who can run
>good
Nah, he's a great guy, just better at WR than QB

it's not fucking fair. we killed their QB and we're still losing

Texas' strength was their RBs. Buechelle was a surprise emergence

I'm sorry, fellow Cal user. It's the cross we must bear being fans of a shitty team.

hello friends

>It's the cross we must bear
Son of a bitch.

>Hansen doesn't catch it
>has to be defensive holding
Bull fucking shit

That's coming back

>might be down

It was holding fag Kek, had his hand on his hip

CAL COMEBACK EMMINENT

>love tapped him
>holding
Yeah sure

Just let us have the ball. Save Cal the heartbreak from thinking they have a shot.

>might

It was enough to slow down his route otherwise he was going to catch the ball

No it wasn't, he tapped him. If that was the case then Cal should've been called for defensive holding every play of the Longhorns last offensive drive

>5'11 310 lbs
More like McDonalds amirite

>a waddle-on

>Buechele coming back
sory calfriends. I know you were getting optimistic

He's back bitches. You're fucked

>down at the 15

Did we not practice kickoff returns?

>tfw we'll see a 3 qb formation sometime this season

Yeah you're a retarded faggot

>guy gets bumped on his route and slows him down
>durr that's not a penalty!!!

DRAGON

cal's run defense is an abortion

That would imply that it existed at some point.

Touchdown!!!

it was never conceived, user.

>cal's defense is an abortion

Fixed that for you.

Sadly, those liberals are probably okay with that.

He definitely got touched. He didn't get slowed down. That's not a penalty. Fuckin tard

>Swoopes put up an easy TD
So did he get better at QB or is Cal that bad at defense?

Remember Cal, when we said you were awful because you let Hawaii score all over you?

This is why.

I'm sorry, I love Swoopes but that pass was horrendously underthrown

dubs of truth. That one cal poster is on suicide watch

Cal is just shit.

>Announcers fellating Texas offense for trumping Cal's defense
Do they know that Cal has the defenses of tissue paper?

We're that bad. Nice trips, by the way.

we've been shit since 04, this isnt exactly breaking news

>suicide watch
Nah, this is fairly par for the course. I had to deal with a 1-11 season where I was forced to go to every home game. After that season, nothing fazes me when it comes to sportsball.

It's the fact that the RBs and Swoopes are literally dragging the Cal defenders around that makes it much more than it is

Fuck off with the politics.

>Cal O-line holding like a motherfucker
>Boyette still getting the swat
Amazing.

Same ol Swoopes.

This.

Yep

...

not even mad

Such camera

that drunk cameragiu

>letting us score

haha, holy shit Texas sucks

Night edition.

Our linebackers couldn't stop a runny nose

this

its "your" defense that sucks

Fucking Sheriod. That's the third time your guy has fucking torched you

yah, but we're fully aware of that

Texas has no excuse

Our defense needs to get better pronto if we're gonna play OSU next week. This is embarrassing.

leave him alone. he's disabled

>the only other Cal fan in here is just as fatalistic as me
This is what Cal football does to you.

Bye next week.

Okie St has RAPE U next week

All Alabama has is literally the crimson tide.

Nothing

Else.

UT football may disappoint but at least my life doesnt. Jesus, I couldn't imagine having to listen to Jason Aldean in literally every store I walk into. I'm developing alcoholism just by thinking about living in turdabama

a deep bottle of whiskey has come to be a close friend of mine on saturdays

The only time i'll be cheering for OSU.

That and Talladega. Also, listening to country is literally every local restaurant I walk into in Texas.

I know that feeling, Calbro. I have that image saved as Calfootball.gif. When did you graduate?

So, you boys are from Arkansas, huh? Well, I've been through there. Little Rock's a fine town.

I didnt have the grades

Im at a shitty CSU nearby with no Football team

That fucking moonshot

DRAGON

swoopes almost made me forget he sucks

I'm from Midland.

Also, DAT DRAGOOOOOOOON.

D R A G O N
R
A
G
O
N

DROPPIN DIMES NIGGA

Ah, that's cool. CSUEB?
>captcha: no passing zone

Yeah, but at least you'll get a break when you walk into olive garden, heb, whataburger, any mexican spot, etc. You only catch country music in certain regions/ stores frequented by white rural demos.

T-thanks, Mack

yah. Ive been to the stadium for games though

>tfw when streaming the radio broadcast with the game on mute.
comfy as fuck

Lived many places sir, but no where outside of the only state that matters.

I really like that image.

Yeah radio stream lounged on the couch drinking Temptress.

So comfy.

I cant do that as radio is always 2-3 seconds ahead

>Whataburger
Here in west texas, that's all any Whataburger plays. Especially after high school football games.

Nice. Was looking at it for grad school because I didn't want to leave the east bay but ultimately ended up going to Merced.

me too. Save it. It's all yours, friend.

You check out the 'Murican Sniper statue thing in Odessa yet? Shit's awful

>west texas

Whelp there is your problem.

>new wave of big, physical corners
>still playing 10 yards off the los
literally why

Dbl Team whoever evans is covering.

Consider yourselves lucky. Here in the panhandle it's all Jesus radio all the fucking time.

>mfw there's going to be an In-n-Out next to the Whataburger near UT campus

Its like that already by my place in Addison.

And fuck its seriously time to discuss shitcanning Bedford

That's all we like to talk about since Permian and Midland Lee will never win another state title so there's nothing for Midland or Odessa to be proud of. Proud bulldog though.

It could be worse. You could be from Paris and all you have to listen to is old old country. Not even the Willie/Waylon shit, the old obscure shit that no one but people who lived during those times remembers.

The Californian takeover of austin is complete.

And that's why we benched you after last year Holton

>Literally Texas

Maybe we should have a blind man at Corner and a man with exploded knees at safety

BTW its 11:19PM and OU still sucks.

Delet this

Saw a lot of people wearing orange around campus today. I had no idea UT had such a large fanbase out here.

VANDERBILT

>DELAY OF GAME
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

holy shit wtf

I thank god everyday that I don't live in redneck country

>SACK
BUHAHAHAHAHA

Neither team should be proud of their performance right now to be honest.

is there a meme for a man's third blocked punt within three games?

Two games actually, lol

S S S S S
A A A A A
F F F F F
E E E E E
T T T T T
Y Y Y Y Y

DANCE

>late night road games
why does texas keep doing it?

Son. Of. A. Bitch.

YES YES YES RUBENZER

texass

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Texas is back they said
HAHAHAHAHA TEXAS FAGGOTS GET BTFO

AND THATS NUMBER FUCKING FOUR SHERIOD

TEXASS BTFO

>RBs averaged 5.5 and 7.6
>still passing on most downs

hahha ysss this game is fucking potent

YOU KNOW IT

Fellow Midlander here.

It's awful. It's in a weird location, too; right off SH 191.

what is this game

It's actually worse than that. There are two semicircular panels on either side surrounding the statue. The one on the east side is a bunch of words like "patriot" "courage" "forged" "principles" "protect" like those bullshit things housewives hang on their laundry room walls.

Dammit to hell

WHAT

Is Chad Hansen a bigger Chad than Chad Kelly?

Take. Sheriod. Out.

apparently so

What's up, bro? Enjoying the mexican families finally going back since oil prices are dropping...again?

Our defense is literally fucking us over.

is Hanson actually a good player?

>smug fucking commentators never mission a chance to shit on the stronghorns.

Yeah just rub it in you fucks.

>this game

Is it just me or does the Ref sound like Dr Phil?

>wanted to be a WR
>drops the ball

still here nerd anime posters

hfs

I haven't noticed, especially since it's still 60 percent of students in MISD are Hispanic. Besides, most of the people leaving Midland weren't permanent anyway. When Schlumberger or Halliburton laid off (and all the other ones), they pretty much just went back to Tennessee, California or wherever they were from.

Did you know Luke Stice is at Tech now? And wtf happened to Tobyn Tannehill? I don't think he's even playing football anymore.

>that feeling when im going to be up until like 2 watching this bullshit game

>literally pinterest

i hope public funds didn't go towards that crap

Alright Texasbros, what's been our weakness so far besides the defense?

I never saw Luke play since he played at Lee and I usually go to MHS games. Tannehill disappeared for some reason, though I guess with disappointments like the Batch brothers, it's easy to be forgotten now.

warren can't pass block for shit and every sack should have been picked up by him. Literally no reason Foreman shouldn't be starting

Do I go to bed now or switch to hard liquor user?

you guys are suckers for ugly white quarterbacks

why is that guy in a ladder?

You leave based Mccoy out of this

But...McCoy was cute.

become the liqour

Tannehill was at Mary Hardin-Baylor, but he's not on the roster this year.

Also, do NOT eat at the Wendy's by Walmart on Loop 250. I've been sick all day after eating there.

Is there even a way to fall asleep besides drifting out in a drunken slumber?

You already knew the answer before you asked, friend

>almost midnight CST
>only at halftime

Is this game in fucking Hawaii?

1/2

>Wendys
But that's my fav--
>by Walmart
Oh dear god no. Something always happens when I go there. The people there don't give a fuck besides two cute asian chicks, they're slow, and sometimes the food isn't even cooked completely. Ex: the fries.

Blame shitty tv scheduling

2/2

welcome to Cal sports, where everything has to start at 7 PM at the earliest

live laugh love tier

This is the kind of shit you get when everyone is throwing out ideas in the brainstorm session but you don't bother to go back and trim it down

When I went to see it there was this ancient WW2 or Korea vet or something who'd brought his wife to see it. I felt pretty bad for them.

they may have gone too far in a few places. but if we can get the country god rings working I think we could have something special.

>Texass fans actually thought they were going to blow out Cal

Ahahahaha my fucking sides

Finish the beat down Cal

>an alabama fan
>didn't attend the school
color me surprised

>it's by MCH
No wonder i've never seen it. Also, what's the point of having a cross up on Highway 191?

with...what?

we're not concealing a secret weapon or anything

just the worst coast

It's a word cloud.

It's nice that Odessans put effort into it, but it's literally in a terrible place. Unless you're going to MCH/the VA, no one is going there. It is literally on the highway service road.

Still way better than the confederate veterans monument built right on MLK Drive in Orange.

With Webb dropping bombs all night

Need Cal to win so that beat down sdsu gave them last week looks stronger

>Cal's run D can't stop a runny nose
>still passing

Wtf I love chad

>confederate veterans
>MLK

Jesus...

California:
In N Out
Tupac
Sunny weather
Hot girls

East Coast:
Shit weather
Shit girls
9/11

We should just secede at this point, stop holding us back please.

how do teams set these out of conference games up? do they just call each other up a few seasons ahead and say hey wanna play? or are there factors when choosing

Looks like they heard you Kek

Anyone else fucking love Cal's logo? Classy as fuck.

Can a football guru explain to me why Buechele makes a half assed fake throw after every single handoff? I dont get it. Is it supposed to fool someone? And he does it every run play

California:
spics
spics
more spics
mexicans
too liberal to have a border
yosemite national park

>Pedobear State University
>Good

I would put it in the "Good" tier?

Also I don't know why but I wouldn't have Clemson in the Iconic tier.

West Texas is a special place. Today's the start of the tri-state fair here in Amarillo; I saw a pickup truck with, I shit you not, *ten* flags on it.

FSU aint that bad. Overall on point though

>Is it supposed to fool someone?
yes. Because why not?

>yosemite national park

is that supposed to be a bad thing?

This. I want no part of this shitty country anymore.

no i just give you credit the few places it's due
old baconface was GOAT, injun cumming is not

>muh Mexicans
The goto response from every irrelevant faggot in the rest of the country.
Let me guess, you're going to talk about guns next? Those liberal policies have made California the most prosperous state in the country, I don't know who you think you're insulting.

Faggots like you are why people don't like us

they try setting them up 6 years ahead and see what kind of games they can negotiate

Cus he doesn't sell it. If he had a ball it would be a spiking motion

You realize if Mexico is rich it's still Mexico, right?

who /drunk/ here

this desu

If I want to not see a single white person on my weekly grocery trip I'll give your state a try

REPORTING IN

working on it. I don't think i want to be awake when we choke and lose

Someone had the money and loves Jesus. Anything goes in Odessa, though desu it seems like there's more stuff to do there than here.

btw, did you know Permian crushed a team from Buffalo, N.Y., this week? Fly 2000 miles just to say you played in Ratliff. Insane.

What mental gymnastics do you pull when you realize all of those non-Whites have created the wealthiest state in the country?

Mexicans live in their designated areas. Unless you're poor, you don't see a lot of them.

fuck this shit
don't even care if we win or lose any more
gonna go to bed watch anime fap and sleep

>muhconomy
Your state is fucking bankrupt and despite the highest tax rate in the nation it's not getting better and your water is expensive because of almonds.

>it's NFL Sunday tomorrow
>my team doesn't play til 5:30 pm PST
>just bought Bloodborne and want to play that all day
>tfw conflicted

Let me guess:

2 state flags
2 Gonzales flags
2 stars and bars
2 Gadsden flags
2 American flags

Stay awake, faggot. Do it for baby Bevo.

Did they? Damn. I didn't think northern teams were as passionate about HSF as us.

Samsies

We were driving past it, but the ones that stood out:
Confederate flag
Blue Lives Matter American Flag

The rest was a blur.

Nice refball

>confederate veterans monument built right on MLK Drive

savage tbqh

>Texas' next drive
>2 yard pass
>2 yard pass
>5 yard run
>punt

Western Penn. and eastern Ohio get crazy about high school football. Western New York is pretty big on it, too.

Massillon is like the Allen, Texas, of Ohio.

No shit

Should be forman forman forman forman pass 18 wheel 18 wheel forman

not a fan of cals band uniforms

>this personnel
thank god finally

Where the fuck is the yellow line?

Exactly

use your imagination

big 12 chain gang

Dafuqs up with the broadcast team

>dat band qt

>non-Whites
>creating prosperity
pick one
Somewhat of a relief.

literally every single flag in this thread is an american flag LOL. USA USA USA

whatever you do dont go wideside of field for once

>it's 1:30am
>there is some fucking college football game on and it's in the 3rd quarter

what the actual fuck

no shit. we're the only ones awake

>>>/reddit/

Texas
YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

Texans and Californians have come out because it's a game between America's two most important states.

Its the Network Jews

>literally every single flag in this thread is the best flag in the world LOL

Go to bed kapernick you have a game to kneel during tomorrow

>be rich state
>get rid of border with third world shithole because of liberals
>now majority mexican
>MEXICANS MADE US RICH

Why did I just get a Memphis police department commercial, I live in Georgia

>more than 5 minutes left
>in the third quarter

>Hurry durr your girls r shit!
What do people even base this on?

>longhorns beat an overrated team
>go from unranked to almost ranked in the top 10
is longhorn bias the biggest joke on earth? they are the fucking cowboys of college football, haven't won shit in years and constantly get overhyped when they win a single game

>yfw you remember the missed xp from last year

The only person dumb enough to move to memephis is from atlanta?

There are bigger delusions for teams like OU, Florida and USC being good each year than Texas.

Rankings are by the same fucking retards who can't coach their shit teams out of the shitbag that comprises 75% of college football. It's a stupid metric by stupid people with CTE.

The bootyblasters were supposedly good, though they already have two losses.
Still, who would you have above them? Tennessee? Georgia? They should be above Wisconsin and Washington desu.

>Texas literally has a chance to be the best of the Bitch 12
>Is losing on purpose to a shitty Cal team
Come the fuck on, Texas. Don't do this.

>injury time out

yea thats what this game needs

ND St not being ranked is the biggest joke.

Big XII football only when

it really does. i've been forced to drink too much and i keep having to make pee

this

They somehow don't make geographic sense in any conference. Wonder how long they'll be content to shit all over the FCS. Iowa isn't what they were last year but they're not a joke either.

They playbin Frisco every year as is. Have few "home" games at The Star.

These fucking penalties god damn.

did aggies win?

Geographically they fit right into the Big 10. They are a border state with Minnesota and aren't that far from Nebraska.

Culturally they don't fit at all.

Looking forward to USC trip next year. Good to see the Songbirds again.

Yes ass 2 mouth won

Meh, sort of.

And yeah B1G wouldn't take them because muh academics. They'd be a good fit for the MWC if they were closer.

>warren taken to the locker room
Good, they'll be forced to use Foreman. Sorry Cal, it was fun while it lasted.

alright boys, only 1 more quarter

If they went up they would almost certainly end up in the MAC.

>That play
>Tuck rule

another blocked punt/big return incoming

YOU WERE SAYING

DRAGON

hmmm

guess the teams giving up sooner than usual

oh my bad man

We're back in it baby.

only 600 miles from the closest school

LAND DRAGON

called it

You called it, dude.

Please Texass do it for the 12 OSU needs you to win

>tfw Cal will inevitably score against the tired defense due to the one-play drive

Foreman reminds me of Derrick Henery

>Cal will score

HAHA, my friend you dont know Cal Football

OSU needs another protein injection from T. Boone

And that's the problem. If they could get a football only invite, I could see them going MWC (see Hawaii). If they have to move every sport it just isn't worth it.

you mean ricky williams

They may just get one he wants a chip before he dies

nice catch

Based kliffbabbys

Big guy running upright through all that empty space

>he does

what a catch

elite white wr

Free money huh?

cal will score on the next play from a screen. this texas defense is cal-tier

Texas fags

y'all do realize that this is a pretty disappointing performance for the #11 team

These fucking commercials.

1 am no fap yet and game left.

Fuck

>tfw the only way to deal with Cal football is to drink excessively. Who else /drunk/ here?

told ya

For fuck sake

Fire Bedford

based webby

They should drop, even if they win. But the polls are all cucked anyway.

Our defense has been total shit all game. We would literally be up by 4 TD's if not for that.

what if we go to OT

Pac-12 after dark games are so comfy.

Yeah if we were better at keeping the other team from scoring they would have less points

All I need to cash in this parlay is for Texas to cover a measly 7-point spread against a bad Cal team.

Fucking Cuckhorns.

We would've been up by 4 TDs if it wasn't for Sheriod

they actually got the 2

And fucking dumb penalties and shit play calling desu

holy hell Texas, how do you let us convert 8 pts

So if you were better at half of the sport?

How the fuck did they not score against cal for a whole quarter

TEXAS IS BACK

>us

see

Im Davis Webb, AMA

>we would be up by more if we didnt let them score points
Wow no shit. Why are tripfags so fucking stupid?

How big is Kliffs dick?

>no relation

They are litterally brothers Adnan

These fucking chimp commentators

Counting on texass to win being a okie state fan
> where did I go wrong?

Who are brothers? I wasn't listening

theres a football game on at 1am

what is going on

>being a okie state fan
>where did I go wrong?
isnt it obvious?

Foreman brothers

SWOOPES TIME

and it won't end till 2

its not a question of who can run out the clock faster, its which defense will die on the field first

Jew Networks

He literally crosses the line two times that play. It's a first down.

>2012
>never forget

That's a first.

Need that reaction shot of Dykes

>remeasure
big 12 crew everyone

Can we just all agree big 12 refs are absolute dog shit

why even measure it, just go or it on 4th and punch it through

And somehow Pac-12 refs are worse

>can we all just agree reffs are dog shit

This is some fucking reffball here

>Texass

I don't think pac 12 refs have caused a top ranked team to lose a game this season

It was Mark Jones, and who gives a fuck anyway

That's true

oh boy, at this rate we WILL hit OT

That would be Mac refs

Who /eastcoast/ here?

>holding
>no holding to be found
>Cal holding everywhere
>no call
Hm

And we're tied.

It's fucking UT/ND all over again.

Me

Not really, we didn't play like horse shit in that game

I'm saying that in terms of it's another high scoring close game.

It's strange because these are Big XII refs.

fuck these Sprintcuck ads

I can't do these late games
I've been drinking all day and standing all day in the stands at the game.

Can we just nuke the west coast to get rid of this restarted time difference

>2/4 fgs
>2 interceptions resulting in 14 points
>20 point swing
it's not just the defense choking this game away.

here

I'll give you the crystal ball: Cal will blow it

Holy shit our defense is shit.

>white guy safety fucks up again

I'm liking this shootout. Texas/Cal should be a tradition if the future is gonna be like last year's game and today's.

blitz

fucking way

>yfw it ends 46-43

I feel like the refs are specifically trying to be as big of fuck-ups as possible. It must be some kind of competition between the Pac 12 and Big 12 crews to see who can earn the title of worst refs.

fire coach strong blow it up tear it down

>TEXASS

goodknight texas

FUCKING CHAD

Can't wait for the pokes to light texass the fuck up at home Washington may have 300 yds that game

#11, they said
Texas is back, they said

I wanna suck Chad's BWC

I think 'gassed' would be more accurate, to be fair.

What the fuck Texas

I mean I know the refs are out for your blood but what the fuck was the defense?

50-49, texas misses xp after last sec td

texas losing to chad

>they can't cover a white guy

JUST

CHADDED

FUCK OFF HILLARY

>Texas

MAKE CAL GREAT AGAIN

This

>implying texas won't go for 2 with the 18 wheeler package to avoid that exact scenario

>Chad Hansen

He looks like a meme from /r9k/

TD Bears.

>look on the wiki
>charlie strong is actually HC of texas and hasn't been fired yet

Why is he such warmed over garbage?

I've literally sat in my chair watching college football for the last 14.5 hours... I'm gonna go to sleep after this game just to wake up and watch NFL football for another 10 hours.

I fucking love football season.

This secondary will be fantastic in the pass-happy Big 12.

Who /not sending a team to playoffs/ here?

Cal always gets one bullshit good game. I'll just be glad when they go back to sucking shit for the rest of the year.

>3:41
>Defense is gone
>Run game is 50/50
>QB is all I can rely on
>Hillary advertisement
Oh my god.

Wow, an Adidas ad with a black British kid shouting about "creyaytus". How original.

but we already played hawaii

you have no excuse

i bet that Texas would go 9-3 this season. I didn't expect the ND win or a Cal lose though.

Hawai'i is shittier than you

animefags on suicide watch

Well texass hope your ready for Stillwater in 2 weeks

I wish I could be you. Never get a gf.

Just be glad you won the bowl game against Cal a few years ago.

Still a little disappointed about that.

Dont run Texas. Fuck.

What if i'm an animefag who hates Texas?

>be glad
Fuck you

LOL GET FUCKED WEEB FAGGOT

>implying Okie State will even show up after getting trounced by Baylor

2 weeks Burnt Orange Kool Aid

why did they punt?

Its Ogre.

Son of a bitch.

Ahahahaha Texass

Get fucked fags

Thank God all the gay as fuck Texass tripfaggots will be gone from my /cfb/

>punting
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

good god, could it actually happen

Did we literally give up?

cal fans are mostly asleep due to all the legal marijuana and are missing UT deciding to swing pass the game away

It'll be a tough game but pokes going for the chip

TEXAS
IS
BACK
FOLKS

Aaaand texas punts the game away.

>punting while down with less than two minutes to go
What the fuck is Charlie Strong smoking?

why did texas give up?

TEXAS IS BACK BABY WOO!

THIS IS THE HORNS I KNOW AND LOVE

This shit is comfy as fuck for an east coaster.

WHY PUNT?

Not a chance
>your /cfb/
Kek

>asleep
>at 11:30 on a saturday

Confirmed 11 am kicm for Red River Shootout now

And the 1st conference to be completely exposed award goes to. .

Defense and run game is burned out, QB is getting pressured every pass, receivers aren't fighting for yards. I wouldn't doubt it if we did give up.

>legal marijuana
>California
You've got your liberal states mixed up, user

... have we been watching the same Pokes in the past two weeks? Washington already had his TCU game this year, and he wasted it on Pitt of all teams.

TEXAS IS BACK

I wasn't watching, did they punt?

the only thing i can think of is they had 2 timeouts

>legal marijuana
Nigga plz

okay I'll make an exception

here is a picture from my night out thursday sorry if it triggers you flr being a normie

kek

Guys, I know it's 1 minute early, but Texas is BACK baby!

Lol you punted your team sucks the brighter orange is going to roast you shorthorn queers

>JEBUS

filtered

and now you are gone dipshit

>14 point loss

Good going Charlie... you're gonna get the ball back...

Pretty sure he fumbled that before he scored

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>pretending everyone in Cali doesn't have a card written by a Dr. GreenJeans

WELCOME BACK TEXAS

LMAO
>TEXAS

TEXASS IS BACK

>Texas literally committing sudoku

Hahahajajajwjajajwjwjwjsja

>and here's your punctuation point

what the fuck

Nope

ARE

YOU

FUCKING

KIDDING

ME

FUCK THIS DEFENSE FUCK THEM TO HELL

DUDE, HOLD ONTO THE FUCKING BALL

LEL WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN

C A L I F O R N I A
G O L D E N
B E A R S

YOU TELL THE STORY

OH MY GOD

HE DROPPED IT LMAOOOOO

NIGGERS
I
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G
E
R
S

LMAO IT'S OVER

BIG CALIFORNIAN DICKS ALL OVER TEXAS KEKS

third and one let's see if Charlie Strong is a misunderstood genius or not.

WAIT NVM HE FUCKING FUMBLED IT THE DUMB SHIT JUST DESEAN'D IT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

TEX ASS LUL

>the memes wont stop
please. i just want to go to bed

get fucked lol

...

Pump the breaks for a minute, folks

Why the fuck do players keep doing this? Just take 2 more steps Jesus Christ.

completely btfo

Congratulations, Cal.

just how bad is ND that they lost to this team

This

>BLACK PEOPLE

absolute kek

Bust out the pylon cam

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is fucking fantastic.

...

what

WHAT

WOW

even without the TD Texas has a 1% chance of winning

>2016
>no top down camera
why the fuck not

oh god i am cringing so hard when that happens. So h-hows the ACC gonna be guys...? H-ha

>THIS MEME GAME

charlie stong is playing 4d chess he knew Cal would Nig the game away

You keep telling you self that buddy its going to be real hard though when you're 2-2 with no end in sight

DJax would be proud

I love college football

this dumb white bois don't get it!

>Niggers

>BLACK MALES
>BLACK MALES
>BLACK MALES
>BLACK MALES

>MUH SWAGGER
>MUH SWAGGER
>MUH SWAGGER

lmao did he just pull a Desean Jackson?

>be dumb nigger
>get athletic scholarship
>be fucking retarded
>"graduate"
>?????
>PROFIT

TEXAS IS NOT QUITE BACK STAY TUNED

Oh wow that's refball as fuck

CALI WHORE NIA FUMBLING IT AWAY

TEXAS IS BACK BABY!

Still alive

This is what happens when you fall for the AP poll meme

>No immediate recovery
>Texas grabbed it as soon as they got there
HOLY FUCK REFBALL

These fucking refs what the shit

>Texass didn't recover the fumble

REFBALL LMAO

WTF!!!

I said Cal would win before the game started my dude

HO LEE FUGG

WHAT ARE YOU DOING MATE

CAL SAVED

SAVED
A
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D

Lateral.
Pass.

pacadfterdark strikes again

That's a huge wrong call holy shit... Cal just got retarded ref bailed out.

>screwing over their own conference
you can't make this shit up

BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT

What a lucky break

it was blown dead before whitey picked it up

thats bullshit -

the texas guy picked it up.

>no ""immediate"" recovery

>Recover ball
>get ref balled hard
>lose

This is hilarious.

damn Texas got hosed

THESE REFS WHAT THE HELL

EVEN THEY WANT TO JUST GO TO BED

>no recovery

THEY PICKED UP THE BALL

"lucky"

Cali just got total ref-saved.

>texass

Bullshit Texas picked it up

hold onto the ball next time

my sides haven't been immediately recovered either

Texas goes from at least getting the ball back down 2 TDs to getting it back down 1 TD to not getting it back at all

L M A O

Lol see you in a couple weeks this ones gonna get ugly in stilly texass gonna look silly

fuck, now hornfags will cry about >muh refball and act like they should be top 10

Not a cal fan (fuck them), but as soon as he ran through the line the game ended. Maybe don't give up 50 to an unranked team next time.

YOU TELL THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD THIS IS BEAR TERRITORY

gg oranges

Bullshit in every way. Refs 2/2 against the Big 12.

these big 12 refs fucking over the own conference. What pottery

Unfucking believable.

Big 12 officiating does it again.

Can I get a status update on texas pls?

Guys, don't start crying refball now. Texass literally gave up 50 points to CAL.
They deserved the loss.

what a shit way to end a great game.

he clearly drops the ball 1 yard out. there wouldn't be a whistle as you scored a TD and refs dont blow the whistle after a TD.

Video operators are PAC 12

Only in America

kekekekekeek
E
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EK

Intentional.
Grounding.

>Texas losing to California

all is as it should be

how many more nigs do you think are going to nig the ball at the 1 yard line this season?

top fucking kek no wonder they sold each other into slavery

what was the other one?

>no immediate recovery

Who cares what happened at the goal line, he got the first down and the game rightfully ended.

dude cal was just better

It was reffball all night.

Every time Texas offense started getting some steam they'd get tagged with some bullshit 5 yard penalty.

Get back to the game refs

Sonny Dykes
>we deserved it
No. No you didn't.

Your team just got straight up beat by a squad who lost to the Aztecs lol

webm when??

checked and keked

stupid ass Charlie The Chimp Strong should have coached his players to recover fumbles

> he got the first down and the game rightfully ended.

He fumbled it and Texas recovered it

Since when was there a fucking timer on fumbles?

Exactly what I said

IT ROLLED INTO THE ENDZONE HOW CAN IT BE RULED AT THE 1 LMAO

>false start
>some bullshit penalty

yes, they clearly did

>Kekxas

Okie State/CMU, obviously. Two games now where controversial calls in the last play of the game went against the Big 12.

Texas would've lost this game regardless. Okie state game was some bullshit though

Cal always gets one bullshit win

webm where

That was once out of like 5

bunch of dumbasses in this thread, the play was blown dead before texas picked up the ball, once the whistle is blown anything that happens after is irrelevant

This texass was on the fast track to L town

But they deserved the chance, and saying otherwise is just bullshit.

Not even a Texas fan, but what the fuck's up with the refs deciding that fumbles now operate on the five second rule?

BEARS WIN
GO BEARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>nigger fumbles the ball
>Texas niggers too dumb to pick it up
>White guy gets to it late
This has to be a metaphor for something

shouldn't it be a touchback if it was fumbled into the endzone?

Nope. Not even a little.

OK bud just have your anus prepared because in 2 weeks time texass is getting booty blasted

no it has to go out the back/sides of the endzone, chilling in the endzone isnt anything

>tfw we're not going 1-11 again

This too, why did it get ruled at the one yard line when it didn't even touch the ground until it was in the endzone?

This is what you lost to, Texas. You lost to a team that's expectations are "more than a win"

Nah

keksas already slayed the bootyblasters

Kek

>Texas has won nine straight in Stillwater

Texas guy picked it up in the endzone and then the whistle blew. It would have been a touchback, the same as if he took a knee.

Lol you sad friend

>refs
>texas
>cali

This sport is shit

Nope, because Texas is gonna kick your ass in Stillwater

WEBM WHERE
H
E
R
E

nuh uh were gonna kick YOUR butt

>shig 12
ded. literally baylor is their best hope. notre dame is also thoroughly booty blasted out of the playoff picture.

MFW Cal would Bootyblast Notre Dame

Notre dame was booty blasted out of the playoff picture when they lost to a team that lost to Cal, who had lost to san diego state the previous week

You just got beat by the team hoping for more than a win and you can say that with confidence? Is your team even going to have the same head coach by game day?

can't wait for cal to BTFO stanford this year

To be fair at least texas lost to a p5 team and not CMU

The CMU game was reff ball no if ands or buts though it was just a really ugly w

Texas has already invested 2 years into Charlie. They're not switching now. Besides I trust Charlie to turn our team around and at least put us into a position for a good bowl game at the end of the year.

I agree with you, but I'm still going to bully you for it

Vance Bedford shoukd be sent packing, guy is a fucking joke.

Well in all honesty really disappointed with the L's from texass and the gooners tonight I'm going to bed see you all next week 12 bros

No shit, that's literally what he just said

twitter.com/bartonsimmons/status/777397439875678208

>BALL STILL MOVING WHEN HE PICKS IT UP
>NON-IMMEDIATE RECOVERY
???????????????

fuck u fgt