/heem/

no problem pal

Why did poirier lose?

is Conor ever going to have a normal fight again?
i dont mean his shittalk but a normal matchup

why do they want to pair him up with Alvarez when he hasnt fought anybody at 155?

can vs can, only one can can survive

money >
entertainment >
the rest of the goofs should learn that. Eddie'd be headlining a fight night card otherwise, he should be thankful

Because shit fighter who was crashing cans all his career. If you'll look at the level of his opposition and compare it to Johnson's I believe you will understand what I mean.

daddy got his bowling shirt on USA BITCH GO TRUMP GO AMERICAN ICON DAN WIPE THAT FLOOR WITH THAT BRIT

the result of matchmaking done by humans rather than a computer.

although I think it'd be hilarious if a computer matchmaking system factored in "profits made".

youtube.com/watch?v=tX5ZRE26YWM
youtube.com/watch?v=tX5ZRE26YWM
youtube.com/watch?v=tX5ZRE26YWM

DAN HENDERSON BEAT THAT BRITISH CUNT

why cant we have a natty only UFC
just testing people every day and stalking them irl to find out if they take shit

how the fuck did nate beat johnson

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Johnson is a can

Oh I disagree

Any good fites last night that I should watch?

nope

the way he beats everybody when he doesnt submit them
cardio because of marathoning and light punches(doesnt go all out) and longer reach
also had a year off to heal his head from that kick that TKO'd him

Skelly-Blanco
Wade-Makhachev

Currently on Dunham-Glenn. No clue past that.

Like a motherfucking boss?

youtube.com/watch?v=0ucrcAv6AE0
Even Köksal brother Reza beated that guy.

Actually he won because johnson's a can

How bad does she want the doo?

he won the belt on fightpass

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I forgot that they had RDA defend the title on fightpass, just months after he was set to fight conrad for a million probably, just sad really

Good morning. Happy Sunday. Hope you all slept well.

thanks babe, hope you did too

Is there a sleepy Poirier webm yet?

MJ won the first but got dragged into Nate's type of fight. If he kept his cool he should have won a comfortable decision.

Spicy EFN card coming up next week lads, some good names on there.

I like Johnson. He's got an oddly goofy personality.

Webmbro names them adequately. Just search 4plebs for the filename.

Ngannou bless

>RDA breaks his own foot on purpose to duck Missa Magrega
>Loses title anyway to someone as shitty and bitter as Alvarez on fucking Fightpass
>The division is literally Featherweight tier unless Conor steps in to give it some value
>The division will be Fightpass tier, much like FW unless Conor defends his belt

Yeh? Yeh.

Who should he fight next?

khabib or nate again

What's next for him?

bellator

He got knocked the fuck out. His right ear is always open when he strikes. Conor caught him there, Johnson caught him there as well.

Fight someone like Samman, Camozzi or Miranda. Maybe Machida or Belfort (if he loses to Mousasi).

Pettis.

>why do they want to pair him up with Alvarez when he hasnt fought anybody at 155?

Because he is the 145lb champion.

MJ has a really weird body, almost as weird as Nate's.

>13-7
>top 10 fighter

KEK

he wanted to move up to 155 and be double weightclass champ. they gave him a shot but rda pulled out and he took a short notice opponent anyway, so now they're giving it to them

also, money

Let Moose rematch

diaz was lighting him the fuck up in those 2nd and 3rd rounds

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>a-am I still p-pretty user?

Looks like Dillashaw.

2qt4me

dustin sucks

Yes he does.

youtube.com/watch?v=CTDljAo9wD0

>tfw missed peahead getting cracked with dat left hand shot

Herb "Early stoppage" Dean did it again!

>"'''''''''''''''''''people'''''''''''''''''''' picked Cletus to win

Will Pepe win his next fight?

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hillary is a roastie

>derrick

instagram.com/p/BKVRPL5h4k6/

How did you rate the card btw? I give it a 7 or 8, only 1 really bad fight.

Michael Johnson IS A MUNSTA

youtube.com/watch?v=5Yp_-G2--RI

Lmao

7.5/10 , would have been a solid 8 if Uriah didn't lose like an absolute faggot.

>being the ''superior'' striker while unable to maintain your distance against a pressure fighter

Is running jump kicks the new meme?

Anyone got a webm of Brunson finish?

ur the most beautiful mma fighter babe

Yeah well he did get dropped but I don't believe it was a fair decision, look at the gnp, he missed all his fucking shots. Fuck Herb.

top slags

Just watched the card and
>Herb is shit
>Jon Anik says "IF U HAVE THE NO GLOVE TOUCH PROP BET GO CASH THE TICKET" everytime
>Poirer's career is over

>implying

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Josh ''Jesus Christ'' Samman

>They all want McGoobs money

Didnt even notice that it was the first shot that turned his lights out.

MJ v Khabib or Barboza v Khabib for 205 IMO

>confused and partly unknowable

lel. It's so fucking simple that that statement is hilarious. Someone drew a cartoon frog which got turned onto a meme on Cred Forums, and Cred Forums users are racist, both ironically and unironically now which leads to a great deal of racist pepe oc being produced. Memes trickle down through the anus of the internet until they're finally shit out onto the fat, fleshy surface of the internet where normies spread their shit all over the place.

>elite fighter cant even keep his hands up
lmao

reminder that the ufc refs are paid off
streamable.com/kfni look at this stoppage

Upcoming events:

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good lad

careful

be careful.

BULGARIA YES

>Jon Anik says "IF U HAVE THE NO GLOVE TOUCH PROP BET GO CASH THE TICKET" everytime

Ffs I thought it was just me who got a bit ticked off at that. It's fine once or twice but this is literally every single time. Kills the moment

>there will be college courses focused on Pepe in our lifetime

>shitposting neets will be brought up in history classes for centuries to come

i feel like tyrone is going to ape rush wonderboy into a quick tko, wonderboy needs to slow the pace down and keep tyrone at distance to avoid getting heem'd

Did ya hear Tyron on what he thinks of that fight?

i don't understand apespeak, what did he say?

Wonderboy is a smart fighter.

How does Herb Dean still have a job there?

How good would Bruce Lee be in the UFC today with current training and knowledge?

New boy

Mediocre. Even as a Featherweight.

>Baking on Azns
Not once.

I'm gonna mess up the quote, but it was along the lines of, "I respected every opponent I fought, Condit is my favourite fighter so I had to put myself in a different mindset to verse him. I've never been more offended before coming into a fight with all the fans not giving me a chance, and never wanted to put serious grievous bodily harm on someone as much as this next opponent, I'm gonna make a bang on Wonderboy".

About as good as any movie fighter.

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Not to worry. Red panty nights are BACK, once Conair gets that belt from Alvarez, RDA will be the next lucky individual to be made rich

Why is it that the guys with the shittiest tattoos and hair bullshit are always the worst fighters?

>That Montano fag
>Chris Leben
>Tony Ferguson
>RDA
>Cody Garbrandt
>

cm punk tier

thank god cali green nights are over

twice now nate has gotten to ring home to his brother and say homie we did it, conor made us rich homie !!

dummy

for real

there will def be another fight between them at 155 later, but for now I'm glad the red panty nights have returned

how come nobody is talking about the uriah hall stoppage where derek brunson didnt land 1 punch of his GnP and herb still stopped it

What the fuck is she doing and why does it look like she is struggling to do it
Actually sad

just like nobody talks about south chicago daily shootings, because they're both niggers

I don't blame Herb dean for stopping it, the way Hall fell just looked like he was OUT, and the angle he was standing it probably looked like he was just hitting him while he was out

wow this post is racist

btw stipe tapped
the refs are paid off

look at the stoppage again uriah was even trying to deflect the shots

So...Have you thanked this man enough for his service

>Punked Cerrone
>Stopped the Menace
>Ended the Goober meme

truly a sport savior

>ended the goober meme
lmaoing @ your life

Any fight from last night worth watching?

it seems like he was trying to but maybe dean saw something we couldn't

>Poirier coming out to I Don't Get Tired instead of Great Example
youtube.com/watch?v=V3k-p9-Q_VE

I firmly believe that's why his little peahead went clattering across the canvas

what kind of liberal socialist koolaid do they feed you in norway?

nobody in america cares about niggers beside liberals

The hair guys want a gimmick to get themselves noticed, but can't do it with their fighting styles
The tattoo guys are retards

>his smile and optimism
>gone

at 0:04 you can see him moving his left arm deflecting

you're not going to be able to discuss anything that requires even a modicum of critical thinking with a Cred Forumsack
the stoppage was classic herb dean

Get comfy lads
youtu.be/5Yp_-G2--RI

Those are jumping quarter curl squats my good friend, extremely high level exercise.

Nate got manhandled in the second fight and cried like a bitch making millions of excuses about it. He lost the status of MY BOY after such disgraceful crying.

well either way, Hall seemed pissed it got stopped, so maybe it was early, but I guess in their mind "better early than a serious lawsuit injury"

Am the only one who likes both Goobs and Nate?

>Ended the Goober meme

Ever since he won the second fight the whole thing has been revived.

This (((sport))) is going down the toilet.

DUDE
WEED
VEGANS
LMAO

>implying he was ever your boy
Filthy lying Macedonians

>You'll never hang with Nick,Nate, and Gil

Bourdain is my boy too

No I like them both.As someone has posted here they should make a cop buddies movie together

I just like the fact that Conor was incredibly humbled after both fights

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Newfan here with a question: Is there previous UFC precedent of a champion in one weight class was given a title fight in another weight class without ever having fought in the UFC at that weight?

yes

notable examples

BJ Penn,Frankie Edgar

Yes.

Frankie got an instant title shot against also when dropped to featherweight. He will probably get an instant shot against Cruz when he drops down to 135 next year also.

Beautiful

>against also

get a dog bro

You don't know Jose Also

>alright class, for your homework tonight, go online to the Cred Forums archives and write a 500 word essay on the rise of NEET culture on Cred Forums in its first two decades and how it influenced later social movements. Use at least five shitposts from three different years to support your argument.

Cool thanks lads. Interesting that it works like that.

>tfw Herb isn't the Just Bleed fitefan he once was

:(

You know who also moves their hands like that
People who get knocked out and are having a stroke
Can't blame Herb if you're not in the ring t b h

the hell was uriah trying to do here? seems like he tried to catch him coming in with a hook completely disregarding the straight that was coming at him.

yeah bro he was so KO and having a stroke that he stood up fine right after

miroslav stop posting your drunk

The Chris heemd him in pretty much the same way

I know u cuck, I still haven't watched the fight tho lel
Also you use Miroslav for Croatians, the accepted stereotypical name for Macedonians is Sasko

That's harsh, even for you Bruce.

>dat monkey GnP

>benitez literally tells the ref to stop it

>I still haven't watched the fight tho lel
>still shares his opinion about it

hall was definitely out, good stoppage by dean

>I'm pretending bro's

Your a gay cunt aye

wtf was that left hook he threw at dean supposed to mean?

Joanna is our lord and savior from boring wmma.

What do you expect from a 194er?

>wtf was that left hook he threw at dean supposed to mean?

user he wasn't throwing a hook, he came back into consciousness and instinctively went to hold onto who he thought was Brunson so he wouldn't get GNP'ed into the shadowrealm

>he came back into consciousness
so you also agree he was out?

Who is a worse matchup for Khabib, MJ or Barboza?

cowboy

Hall dropped like a sack of shit and then just writhed there for a bit. Recovering after the fight is over doesn't matter, and neither does the guy not landing, what matters is if you don't want the fight to get stopped don't get knocked unconscious.

ramadan

Honestly dustin has beaten better fighters than mike has
mike definitely has some good wins by dustins are higher quality overall

Bro, don't forget about Stipe.

stipe tapped m8

also;
>slav
>white

Did Dustin meet Brendan on the otherside?

mcgregor?

oh wait
>irish
>white
damn whites really are cucked.

>Holloway
>Duffy
>Green
>lost to Korean Zombie and cub
>now Johnson

Johnson
Wins over
>Barboza
>Ferguson
>Guillard
>Tibou
>now Poirier

>losses to Jury, Dariush, and Diaz

Johnson has the better record imo

BISPING vs HENDO, 3 weeks.

who wins

bisping

I was there. He didn't tap. :D

hendo

bisping is very cock guy at the moment and probaly is nervous that he might get ko'd again

Hendo will achieve what Overeem couldn't.

>your drunk

I read on MMA Junkie that the Reebok deal hit 8 eight million last night. As in fighters have been paid about eight million in outfitting payouts since the deal came to fruition. So at this rate the UFC and Reebok will wind up paying fighters 46 million with the Reebok deal. Leaving 26 million. I wonder what the UFC will do with the money. Surely give it to the fighters :^)

yeah

totally agree

Bong

Herb Dean just sucks

BASED BISPING

Have you been the Jon Jones you want to see today /heem/?

some kickboxing

en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv

Herb Dean is the best in the business.

lol as she left NYC had the bombings

>we need change
>"Change? IT CAN ONLY MEAN TRUMP. BURN THE WITCH!"

Social media never ceases to amaze

Based

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>Mark Henry
>Frankie The ''''''''''''''''''''ANSWER'''''''''''' Edgar loses to Jose Aldo twice

meme coach

Schaub is making a title run

fuck joe rogan

Bisking

>What ranks and titles have you held?

Brown belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu under the Gracie brothers. 2007 Colorado Golden Gloves Heavyweight Champion, 2008 Colorado open BJJ absolute grand champion and heavyweight champion, 2009 Ring of Fire Heavyweight Champion

we are all with the old man HENDO

hurr durr dude you can never be as good as travis browne look at the way travis moves

seriously fuck rogan

>""played"" pro football

Is this a thinly veiled hint of PVZ being a Drumpf supporter?

Who /SCHAUB/ here?

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Mickey Gall vs Randy Brown is THE fight to make. White bois will be booty blasted yet again after that fight.

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what went wrong?

sick tats bro

schaub bless

Where the fuck is everyone?

Got scammed

They are all watching football or soccer

drilling yer nan

When will they sign her

Watching a replay of the fite nite to contribute meaningful discussion and memes without a clouded memory

can she beat USADA?

her thiccness is all natty

good for her she would be a landwhale if she didn't work out daily

thicc

>that nose

another level thicc

How tall is she?

Calderwood vs. VanZant when?

One of you assholes reported my post about trying to get a pick of my wife's tits for you, forget about it not happening now assholes

why was he called the hybrid?

Whenever it is, Paige is getting rekt

she looks small height wise, i'm guessing 5′ 2″ or so

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oh shit she actually did beat frankenstein?

what did he mean by this?

nate is one of those guys that is proud of how high he looks

Yes, Gabi a shit

we livin' good now yeh

jesus fucking christ she looks like she should be fighting josh barnett

It's his gimmick to always tell you who's the favorite and the underdog.

I guarantee shes not as strong as she looks

she is so qt and thicc :3

youtube.com/watch?v=yAXA_G1gIMc

REALLY makes you think

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Nick pulls the exact same pose and facial expression in every single picture. Someone should make a video going through them all with him standing in the exact same place.

Next week's card is gonna be weird. Top 3 fights look like mismatches.

>greece STILL anti-conor posting
you are such a goof

who else thought eddie brah was white

ashlee vs. bethe when?

Do you think that 30 years from now fags like this will be walking around with Bin Laden t-shirts acting all trendy?

godamn thats gross lol

wat
why would that cross anyone's mind?

>being such a Conor mark you can't distinguish pro-209 posting

no accent
looks caucasian
skin is about as dark as rogan'

here bro

not in the west

in Asia Bin Laden apparel will likely enjoy the same popularity as Hitler apparel does currently

>he doesn't own a bin laden shirt
fucking loser

Prove you're a real connosiuer, what beer is Nate drinking?

are you joking? i'd just as soon think of francis as white

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>francis
who

have a higher res

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>I'm here for the job interview

You've just been put on a watch list Abdul

>UFC Fight Night 94 results: Michael Johnson knocks out Dustin Poirier, talks crap over his fallen body
>talks crap over his fallen body
mmafighting.com/2016/9/18/12957082/ufc-fight-night-94-results-michael-johnson-knocks-out-dustin-poirier

Fuck off

its true than mj nigged a bit there and looked shitty and unclassy

at least he apologised after

it wasn't a cool thing to do tyreese

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Man he got BTFO'd hard in the 2nd fight.
But in the end its good for him. He got a reality check. Probably he is more humble now.

I know who got humbled for sure

Schaub said yesterday at the fight companion that he met Nate in the grocery store and he told him that knockdowns was part of the gameplan to make Goobz rush in and get armbared or triangled

Do we believe this shit or not?Personally I think it sounds too far-fetched

>some booty blasted gringo spent time making this

I didnt even notice it. on the postfight show he said he apologized to Dustin for overreacting and I didnt even know what he was talking about.

It's the fight business and theyre from rival camps. MMAfighting are being pussy nerds.

Of course he was trying to bait goobz, all part of the plan

What is he? Mexican?

>Schaub said yesterday at the fight companion that he met Nate in the grocery store
lmao timestamp please

Exactly. Conor was delusional going into the first fight. He wasn't prepared for an opponent like Nate.
And the exact same thing happened to Nate in the second fight. He was praising his own boxing skills, he was claiming that he wouldn't be touched, etc. Not only he was outboxed, but his face got re-arranged and ended up losing the fight.
Pretty sure it was a humbling experience for Nate.

hahahaha u didn't even win

you sound dumb

That's why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker.

If Michael Johnson is so good and has such fast hands, how come Nate was able to meme all over him?

>overreacting

If I read his lips correctly he said fuck you bitch while Poirier was out

I am against the pussification and the political correctness of the game too,but that was fucking unnecessary

cant recall the exact time it was after the Carneiro-Robertson fight

apparently yes

it was a closer fight than people seem to remember

>unnecessary
He just heemed a dude in the first round. His adrenaline was pumping and they have bad blood. It doesnt bother me at all.

no ya didn't

reminder you aren't a champion until you defend the belt

Conor McGregor is a paper champion, he has been since 2015. He can't beat anyone in that division because he can't make that weight.

Remember Ronda Rousey?

Cause he gassed himself out and ditched the gameplan despite having a clear path of victory.

Go back to your room michael.

>reminder you aren't a champion until you defend the belt

who created this meme?

Lmao Michael Johnson retweeted this picture with the quote "I come to finish fights"

I don't think he gets it

>I am against the pussification and the political correctness of the game too,but
stopped reading there

existed before 189

matt hughes

because timing beats speed

>Ronda Rousey went on suicide watch for the 5 minutes Holly Holm's walking corpse held the belt
>Will now come back and walk all over the shitheap she left behind unopposed
Actually smart

thank you

Who created the "let's see which fighter gets their '''''''''''''second wind'''''''''''''''''' meme?

sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2016/09/ufc-encaminha-luta-entre-minotouro-e-gustafsson-para-novembro-em-sp.html

Y?

youtube.com/watch?v=CTDljAo9wD0

Who /KIDNATE/ here?

because Gus doesn't want to fight top 5 guys ever again lol

Pretty much the entire LW and LHW divisions being "former UFC champions" really makes me think, desu. Defending the title should be a real requirement and not just a meme.

I distinctly remember telling you guys Poirer was getting heemed

His fedora bandwagon is over

Gus slumming it up

wtf?

I thought they were gonna announce mcmemer/alvarez last night.

They wouldn't announce a fight that big on that bloody Fight Night

>tfw we never got to see Jon Jones vs Anthony Johnson

I distinctly remember telling you guys Nate would finish Conrad by submission in the first fight then Conny would win by majority decision in the rematch.

>this thread

U wrong

>He will get titleshot for beating this old fart

>he doesnt know how percentages work

I am not surprised

Dis he tweet this really though?

Easy one

I guess that's what happens when the retirement division has 4 good fighters in it anymore.

Do you guys think Jamie talked to Joe about not having Schaub on anymore fight companions until he learns to shut the fuck up and let other people talk?

it's all over

>bisbong's dream will end horribly

Can't be jonny "bones" jones cause the only thing he's fighting is substance abuse

bones nose

Yeah

>critical analysis of podcasts

I get the feeling Adan is a self-hating black

I can't tell whether a bigger part of me wants to see Hendo get a miracle repeat performance or wants to see one-eyed, elevated gate keeper Bisping somehow make a good title run.

that webm is like pottery

podcasts are a business now

well I find that pretty interesting bud lol

best part was when he was somehow healed and stood up at the end

have you seem him do the loop

/r/ing the Skelly-Blanco flying kick webm pls

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easy money

>Dean was going to let him die
>Stopped the Hall fight immediately

Herb's handlers had money on Maximo.

/heem/ doesn't really get being heemed, does it? A concussion is a lot worse down the road than getting blood choked for a few seconds.

Shut up Herb, you made a mistake yesterday

worst ref in the UFC

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thanks, have a random /heem/ webm

Hey man, he just wants to make sure his tattoo isn't a badge of shame. Hard to get past your loses when they're permanently inked on you.

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Who has the worst hairline in the UFC
Hendricks, Silva, JDS are all strong contenders

Is this money fight shit driving anyone else nuts? its fucking destroying the sporting aspect of the title runs

he slipped here

Easily Cole Miller

Right here bro
I'm so sick of all this puroresu shit, I want the best guys fighting the best guys, not this fucking circus McGregor has turned the sport into

It cheapens the belts, it cheapens the matchmaking, and it makes fighters act uncharacteristically because they all want to hype fights and talk trash, it's frustrating as fuck to watch

You don't think Garbrandt deserves a title shot for beating a can and a dude ranked 15th? You don't think McGregor deserves two belts for going 1-1 against a journeyman? You don't think Henderson deserves a title shot for going win-loss for the past 5 years?

Barncat has some horrible hair genetics too

Got the webm of him getting ded'd?

Who gives a fuck after all these injuries and usada violations? If you can not get hurt and make the walk and pass a piss test and youre top 10, fuck it, you get a crack at the champ.

>i-it was a sign
he was staggered as fuck afterward too lmao

"a business shouldn't try to make money"

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>Garbrandt
I don't even have anything against the guy but Garbrandt is not a money fight, lol. Cruz is just smart enough to keep his ducking behind the scenes and this is what's left. This is like the MO of that other guy in the division, Miesha's boytoy.

It's not like anybody I named was even second in line though. Dillashaw, Rivera, Dodson, Lineker... Khabib, Ferguson.... Jacare, Chris, Romero, Rockhold....

>i want to see demian maia and khabib get title shots
fuck off losers we're here for blood

idiot

You know he's dead when the shoes come off

>Garbrandt is a money fight
>Conor couldn't do a mill against Cathal Pendrad
>Bisping/Hendo wouldn't sell after Bisping inevitably loses the belt

Hello, casual

Not at the expense of good matchmaking

Great post

literally what the fuck are you talking about dude

He beat Gus, Cormier, Rampage, Machida, Evans, Teixeira, and the rest of the division, but he never got to fight Rumble sadly

>tfw Silva wrestlefucked by Cormier
>tfw Conor would get wrestlefucked by Khabib

seeing a popular striker get smothered on the ground is always entertaining to watch if only for the reactions of the striker's fans

>He beat Gus
Well agree to disagree I suppose :^)

why not

idiot

>UFC205

Alvarez vs McGregor
Woodley vs Wonderboy
Weidman vs Romero
Edgar vs Stephens
Cerrone vs Gastelum

GOAT Card if this is the case

It's even a 9.5/10 card without the LW title fight

Yes
I also want Ben Askren in the UFC and I think they were too quick to cut Jake Shields

Silva Cormier is not a good comparison to Conor Khabib at all

*got wrestlefucked by Cormier

>Trujillo was put up against the cage for so long it left an impression

why the fuck is gastelum on there

Because Robbie got blacked

>red panty night
>tyron cucked into wonderboy fight
>my boy
>FW nobodies who cares
>based cowmeme
good shit

how is it not, genuinely curious
fan favorite striker gets controlled on the ground in a grindfest UD
silva has grappling skills, but he isn't known as a well rounded fighter, he's known for his striking

Askren hasn't been very good lately. Shields was 10x worse than GSP and everybody shits on him.

Why are you such a retard that cant read news

Any reason you say that? The relative levels of wrestling ability are pretty comparable, if anything even more in Khabib's favor than it was in Cormier's.

kek

Because Khabib doesn't control people on the ground as much as he lets them stand up so he can take them down again

And again, and again, and again, and again
Khabib doesn't wrestlefuck as much as he just throws you to the ground over and over again

I'd Guess the Tim Kennedy vs. Rashad Evans might be the fightpass fight

DC fought at heavyweight most of his career and he fought a middleweight on two days notice, be honest are you here often?

Don't you worry my little potato, he'll be black

you guys are stupid

I'm saying he shouldn't have been chosen as a replacement because more exciting fighters vs Cerrone would have been more suitable

you didn't understand that because you're fucking stupid

t. Casual

Khabib and Conor are the same size, DC is nearly two weightclasses bigger than Anderson and Anderson is far past his prime, it was the memest of meme fights, they just said fuck it and threw that shit together, UFC 200 was clown shit

Nice backtracking you retard

have fun going through life at a disadvantage lol

y is jre 574256241 times better without callen

that was mainly the trujillo fight, watch the horcher fight

Have fun being a worthless retard

Ufc marketing campaign to make a title defense feel/seem as great as winning a title.

...

>tfw you love every here

>You're a retard
>Shut up, cuck
>t. casual
>idiot

Why is Reddit so superior to heem?

Conor and Silva are coming up a weight class in both of those fights, with both having experience going up in weight before.

Also Silva was a last minute replacement, of course it was a meme fight. At least Cormier didn't pull a Jones vs Sonnen on him.

americans, ladies and gentlemen

Wow thats so witty

shut up cuck

>reply wars between America and Canada back s again

Another reply of pure wit! Dad must be so proud!

metro pcs sign is dangerous

>/r/MMA
>substantive posts about current events and fight news
>/heem/
>Faggots calling each other faggots

Canada just needs to remind us they exist.

At least they don't do it with carbombs lol.

By when should Jon Jones be cleared of the USADA violation and be able to compete?

Probably old news but from what I understand it was a just good ol' tainted supplement. Dana's already talking about putting him in fights after all

>all this mean non-banter

here's your (you) senpai

you're a retard

r/MMA is all fucking white males arguing about how privileged being a fucking white male is and what can be done about it. Boxing fans are ruining everything.

the UFC likes to kick off the new year with a big hyped fight and I imagine he will headline that card

And you're a failure at life. Like your father is for raising you

>t. retarded faggot casual cuck

t. casual

The whole "imply that other posters have not been watching mma for a long time or do not watch mma with frequency" has done a lot of damage.

t. daddy's obese failure

...

idiot

Failure

the dock grunt has a dad complex I think

Bisping will defend the belt too. Which means he's a real champion.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

facebook meme

Google.com search: Psychological deflection

For a Fagbook meme that's pretty good.

I chuckled.

No one fucking cares

Shut up

The way Stipe's coming in really makes it.

i care

all these posts are mine. hope u guys enjoyed my epic bants ;^)

also, reem actually looks like a kid running away from something lol

>tfw the Dominick Cruz "Can't Touch This" video was put on private

wanted to watch it again desu

At what point does the ufc stop being a business and start becoming a sport?

She's so cute

>tfw remember that I watched it but cant even remember what it was
what was it

Yeah thats the joke you fucktard

Hope you guys enjoyed Church this morning like I did :)) #FaithfulGirl

when there is competition that forces the ufc to do just that

until then, business that makes money, and that's it

Why are you so fucking stupid

Just Cruz dodging all of Dillasnake's punches with MC Hammer playing in the background

desu, when it becomes more profitable to act like a sport. Pay for memes and you get memes.

I forgot my alphabrain today tb h

A video of Dominick Cruz dancing around the cage with awful punch mechanics zero intent to harm anything but his knees while winning by decision

it HAS to be holloway vs the aldo guy @ 205

Nate told Conor he should've managed to finish him since he was so beat up from training camp, so, I guess not.

t. Gay casual

Hi

Hi Duane

I wonder who is behind this post hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i want casuals to leave

>Not committing to anything you throw so you can land 30% of your shitty karate chops as opposed to your opponent's 20%

Man, Cruz is the GOAT

UFC 87: MEME AND DESTROY

It was all downhill for Jon Fitch after that.

*revs up sperg*

B-but he's won 3 fights in 5 years against a glass jap, a 38 year old, and that guy he robbed

what are you trying to prove by spamming this?

that I like to rev him up, obviously

what does that mean?

t. J Dillashaw

*continues revving*

he likes to go vroom vroom for daddy to see

honestly though do you like see a therapist or something about that

Youre the best friend simulator a guy could ask for.

Thanks for being you.

whats your nickname? revfag?

have a megan

I have been called many things, my friend.

unlike most UFC decision fighters Cruz is pretty exciting, don't bully MMA Ali

youtube.com/watch?v=R5UdMnyms5E

have another megan

how many of those were synonyms for faggot

DUDE

THIRD

LMAO

none of them you weirdo

Good post

What's the MMA equivalent of when a baseball coach tells a player "good eye, good eye."

BYOOTIFUL WORK CHAMP

FIVE MINUTES OF HELL

Punch a hole in his fucking chest.

jab, jab and then you can do anything to this mother effer

just fuck already

Those Thai teams who all go "ahh" and "ayy" whenever anything their guy throws connects

These don't really look like her. More like Insta cheesecake shots. She's cuter in the raw during interviews and stuff.

>10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson

that's the guy that saved ufc's face the wednesday after the embarassment called ufc 200, right? And the banana guy schooling ferguson

Who is your favorite current champion and why?

Conor because he is the GOAT

jon jones, cocaine and free will

mobile.twitter.com/BoxingBusch/status/777597362504097793

Hands of stone, that's him

Joanna Champion, because she's the only one with a few defenses besides DJ

lol

Connor: Damn it Zane, nothing ever works out for me.

Zane: No...it really doesn't.

Why are they unironically funnier than Fight Companion?

how many punches would it take for her to kill a man?

Anyone got spicy boxing heems?

Reminder you're not a real champ until you defend your belt. Not a good champ until you defend it 3 times. 5+ makes you elite.

>Reminder you're not a real champ until you defend your belt

I don't like this meme

it's not a meme, it's a fact

youtube.com/watch?v=herrJp3Ai-I
youtube.com/watch?v=37S4fDaYmjM

new thread

Not mad at it

It's the whole point of being champion.

Fighting the challenger is completely different than being the challenger.

Why does the UFC never try to fill up an arena with 80.000 people?

Not there yet.

How do you guys think it will go in NYC?