/F1/ - Singapore GP

race start in less than 4 hours

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First for Hamilton's big black cock

Second fo Singaporean girls are so ugly

77 buttass victory

first for fuck drumpf

Just got blacked lads

vetlel takes 6th engine and mgu-h
most of the ruber gone from the track surface

last digit is how many times the safety car will come out

AMX

>Singaporean girls
>Singaporean

>implying all asian's don't look alike

>(athlete)
>(sport)
>(score)
>(team)
>(flag)
>exposed
>wtf I hate (x) now
>the city of (x)
>what did he mean by this?
>apologise
>(x)babby
>why is this allowed?
>how do we fix this shit?
>what is his/her endgame?
>t. (x)
>meme (x)
>why didn't he just kill himself?
>find a flaw protip: you can't
>
>what the fuck is his/her problem?
>just
>is the (x) an athlete?
>now that the dust has settled
>are we, dare I say it, back?
>it's an (x) episode
>explain yourselves
>(x) will defend this
>leave (x) to me
>really makes you think
>which part of (x) are you from?

>not leaving 1 square in the middle blank to make self driving cars crash

Thanks m8 saved

capitalize JUST

>Singaporean
>literally malaysian/chink rape babies

>rosbeta fans

>Canada confirmed for asian

Probably my favourites right now would be

>really makes you think
>what is his/her endgame?
>apologise
>wtf I hate (x) now

Thanks

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reminds me of a video game character i made

what outback shithole are you from?

Australia always was and always will be Asian land

t. bruce zhang

>Hamilton fans

will todays race finish by distance or time??

by terrorist attack

ayy lmao

>Riccardo fans

Doesn't matter
It'll be over when I wake up after watching the start

Aw fug fell asleep before the PES stream with /f1/ in it went live

do these look asian to you?

Yeah they look Indian cunt

Looks like their servants and the guy they appoint to manage them.

back to infintychan

>You will never get LEWIS'D

Why live?

AMX and Gimi will crash at first corner

>Ted's notebook
>Ted get's snubbed by Chase Carey in the first 30 seconds

BTFO

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>human performance specialist Gemma FIsher

she can specialize my human performance anytime

Just ate a whole pizza lads

>human performance specialist

twitter.com/tgruener/status/777272703845670912/video/1

did it have ananas on it?

>eating your /snacks/ before the race

are you new m8?

What did he mean by this?

yes I never have pizza without ananas

What car were they saying had some lights on it?

streamable.com/5n3t

>pizza
>snack
Nick what you doing in Australia?

So they finally found a plane big enough eh Nick

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Manor

Amazing banter

Think I'll have pizza too.

>implying you need to be fat to eat a pizza

I'm 80kg mate

>Ted got bitten by a mosquito

Ted confirmed for Zika

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>They cant even avoid accidently hitting eachother off the track at 1:21:11
youtube.com/watch?v=WaA4idfLqWQ

RICHAMROS

So who will Blyat crash into today?

close enough

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got to mum's an hour ago to watch the grand prix and she's already yelling at me for drinking all her wine.

two bongs to go, lads

Are you at least 180?

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>getting drunk with your mother around

Give her a cheeky tap on the arse from me yeah lad

yes

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i'm 97kg at 185cm

rate

Will it be another "wait all day looking forward to the race just for it to be boring as fuck" episode?

>I refuse to go along with this
>I've seen through all your lies Bernie Ecclestone you wicked wicked devil!!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

yes

>this grid
>that Ferrari at the back
>boring

Impossible.

yes

Sorry, that's closer to obesity than normal weight.

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It's called Singabore for a reason

Yes

wrong.

>is (x) the GOAT?

>tfw just came back from a 7k jog
felt a bit nauseous after but i'm alright now lads

>wrong
No, it isn't.

yea, it is. you clearly can't into math.

I'm 96kg at 195cm

Is that ok lad

Did anyone screencap the Mad Max threads like 2 GPs ago?

I'm afraid Luigi is right in this case, Bernd.

but he isn't. obesity starts at bmi 31, mine is 26, normal is until 24.

I bet she's fun in bed.

You're still fat lad

i never denied that.

What you think doesn't really affect me in either way. You have BMI of 28.3. You're grossly overweight. Six more kilos and you're obese.
No, but you're only a couple of kilos overweight. Either way, when you're that close to the threshold it's important to evaluate your body fat too.
It starts at 30.

who

What current F1 sounds the best?

I like the sound of the McLarens

80k per meter

97/(1.85*1.85) = 28,3

fuck off german CUNTS

t-thanks lad

i liked about my [spoiler]weight[/spoiler].

no
is that Manor or Williams? is Manor

Don't worry, you only lost >us winning. It's archived though.

>tfw a GP2 engine sounds better than an F1 one

What the fuck is the point in arguing about weight you fucking vain cunts. Might as well argue bout dick size while were at it btw im 7in and uncut

my bmi says I'm obese but the reality is I'm jacked

Who /fit/ here

>7in and uncut
are you me?

Nice one lad

Are you lean though? Or a big fat powerlifter?

>lying on the internet
real meatheads don't say "I'm jacked" no matter how swole they get because they've got body dismorphia and not size is big enough and they're still trying to "make it" when they've already reached mutant size

Sure you are mate

I'm lying, I'm just a normal chap with a bmi of 22.6
Fug exposed :D

we have same's :DDD

>dick bros :DDD

>cock :DDDDD

>mfw I assumed this was the average size for the longest time
>apparently its not

feel bad for dicklets tbhfams

OK then we will both agree you are obese and i have a tiny weiner

same here lads

I'm another German guy, 63kg at 170cm
>tfw manlet

LOL I assumed it was average too!
when i was at uni i was bullied by the older guys at the dorms and they decided to make a rumor and spread it around the uni that i had a huge monster cock (this was to help me get girls supposedly)
anyway one of them actually wanted to know my real dick size so i told him 7in and he refused to believe me and he got really mad and wouldn't believe it was 7in

Just hang out with F1 drivers and you won't feel out of place

Alonso is only 1 cm taller than you

I see 10+ inch on /gif/ and feel small at 7 inch, can't imagine how bad it would be to be a dicklet

I think porn dick sizes has just fucked up my perception of dick size

The dudes in porn have above average dicks, but the girls are all like 150-160 cm tall so the dicks look fucking massive in comparison

I was never insecure or anything, I just thought I was completely average because thats what it looks like to me lol, but then I saw all these country stats, and also people self-reporting sizes like 12, 13, 14 cm

It is the average if you are in the porno making industry

Pic related

>China
>South Korea
>India

4 inches is 10 cm

TEN CENTIMETERS IS THE AVERAGE

Gee Daniil, what are we going to do tonight?

Didn't count unless your nickname was horse

F1 is pretty boring to watch, only the first few laps are exciting. The memes and drama of F1 is more fun than actually watching the driving.

Haha what a looser
>tfw 173cm master race

>doing an interview with your headphones on
it's just rude 2bh

>nico took his off
based

F1 for memes, off track drama and seeing cars go real fucking fast for 1 lap per weekend

GP2 for real racing, memes, and kino

Shame there's no GP2 for Singapore though, would be a cinematic masterpiece on this piece of shit track

youtube.com/watch?v=R40uejtp9aY
>Bernie interview
god damn he's a willy fox
>"you gotta do it don't you not?" - brundle
>"all i gotta do is die and pay my taxes, short of that i don't have to do" - bernie

joke's on you, I'm 175

Who is she?
Nearly all races are boring. We keep watching for that one meme race we get every year, like Spain this year.

>Kim Jong-un has a smaller cock than a 10 year old western boy.

What a fucking butthurt old asswipe.

>AMX 4, Blyat 7
Mayhem at turn 1

Lead singer of Aqua. You know, the Barbie Girl?

It's only when GPkino isn't on do i realise just how underrated it is and how much of my f1 raceweekend hype is because of it

reeeee if we didn't have all those turks and other kebab here we would've been green

>all the african immigrant heavy areas are yellow
>all other european countries without heavy african immigration are orange

>Not a good start for McLaren. Alonsos car fell off the jack during pitstop practice. Hope the diffuser is ok

>ASIA
oh boy

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Why are blacks so deplorable

this is something people used to do at school aswell, for all of year 12 this one guys name was horsecock.

Do you think Ted only wears shorts because he likes his calves?

how many bongs? the times are all fucked up

why was quali an hour later than the race?

one

>convert dick size to inches
>literally congo tier

that stat is dicklet bullshit, i'm average as it gets

it's the "every man for himself" mentality third world countries have

why is this thread so dead

>Another borefest incoming
Blyat and AMX you know what to do

people taking about dick size embarrassed people into silence

I'm 6.6 inches. Way bigger than the Aus average, but a girl still told me I had a baby dick once.

Was confused.

>tfw blyat will fuck up his start just so he can torpedo vettel into t1

This is now a cock rate thread

Odds are she was just trying to emasculate you

my only solace in life is that one day the netherlands will be submerged and they will all drown and i will take leisurely day trips to venlo beach and sip on my drink while watching the sun set over the merciful north sea that killed all dutch

acestream pls

Fact: People who dab at least twice each day have more sex

youtube.com/watch?v=3LotE2LA6IU
Hulk and Perez having teammate fun.

twitter.com/tgruener/status/777455156237471745
>McLelren

Who /teamfloersch/ here?

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woah, the race actually starts at 14, not at 15
almost fucked up there

probably this some girls like to tease you because its the only thing that makes up for the fact you're literally bending them over.

>tfw as tall as a girl
>tfw dick is above countrymen average

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>and they will all drown
There's a reason we're tall, breh

43 bings till race commences

Nothing is impossible with Blyat.

Same here because quali was an hour later yesterday

>mfw im shitalian in a country of dicklets

>10 hours sleep
>still feel shattered

what gives lads?

>dragon lizard on track

WTF?

She was just letting you know that she's habitually getting drilled by abos.

but you're on Cred Forums so you're probably autistic

>what is oversleeping
try and hit 7hours on the dot those 3 extra hours fucked with you senpai

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_apnea

Get checked. Shit's dangerous.

Might have sleep apnea lad.

taking a pinga at 3 am, walking back to a mates 7am as the sun comes up, sleeping of the rest of the day and being shattered on monday will do it.

>bromance

Did you do the proper stretching after workout out yeterday?

REM cycles

I wish I was friends with a stall seller like Ted Kravitz is with this guy

great way to get salmonella before the race

hungover af desu senpai

somewhat but im also attractive so it makes up for it

>Gimi answers interview questions with more than 4 words
Is he sick?

diabetes desu

south east asians are ugly half negroes tbqh

Probably drunk.

who /hype/ for rosberg choke??

He's been like that all year.

1. Sleep less
2. Wake up at the end of a REM cycle
3. If you're fat you're probably suffocating while you sleep, see a doctor

Kimi's race engineer Dave Greenwood

>nine different answers to why i still feel tired
>all bad

welp, guess i'll be dead soon. Thanks spee.

Last digit is how many drivers hit the wall today

>mercedes can't help lewis beat nico with strategy

No shit Ted.

stream link bros?

>got pizza leftovers i kept for during the race
>actually can't be arsed to get up and turn on the oven

underrated

2a9598b26a7fb47b27dbbc1f35fe97c6250656a8

>oven

wut? just nuke them senpai.

Montoya, is that you?

Are Swiss the only people with a square flag?

Slept too much. I don't know how old are but,but to browse Cred Forums you must be at least 18 years old of age, so you're at the minimum a young adult. You need between 7 to 8 hours of sleep a day,more than that and you'll feel tired and have a greater chance of hearth attack. Less than that and the same.

wtf

based Nick

pope is a square

NO FUCKING LEAF

did you leave something hahahaha

Is Vet fucking his PA?

Ever eaten cold pizza? It's fucking amazing.

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>mommy ordering pizza later
based

Nah. Just testing if I can post. I'm getting a lot of 'connection errors' when I try to post lately.

No it's not.

How many good boy points did that cost you?

I'm more hype for Champcar than F1, tbqh.

Give your modem some more cocaine, should make it work faster

>Ockonn

>Gimi fans

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autism speaks

>Pakistan,4.8"
>I'm less than 4.8"
JDIMSA

KYS TED

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mate if i was prepared to go trough all this effort i wouldn't be ordering pizza in the first place

>m-much better than rosberg, that practice start

jesus, sky

vatican also

>5.5"

must be all the Chinese and Indians that make up 90% of the population now

>amx fans

Post pics of mum

I hope you have a good boipussy, 'cause that's all you could be used for

>Germany 5.7"
>I'm over 5.7"
feelsgoodman

>25 years old
>regular hairdresser commented on receeding hairline and recommended minoxodil

I'm going bald lads and it's miserable, cheer me up.

top lel that's fucking pathetic

Fucking FIA

ROSRICRAI

What was the intention of the Sauber F1 team with this procedure?

>Murcheedes

>being bad looking when bald

Sucks for you, I look like Pep Guardiola.

how do i open this? is this in livestreamer?

i just flick on the sandwich press and slap a slice down then put the lid down slightly over the top

>pre race wank complete
Who else here /prepared/?

lemme tell you something from someone five years older than you

there is no hope. nothing helps.

>Sauber have their own autism box now

working on it m8

that's not how you make a sauna ericsson you dumb swede

DI RESTA IS NOTHING WRONG

what in the fuck is that thing

acestream, it's a p2p version of vlc

yup

fill it with ice/cold water to cool down

stream where

THE NOSE KNOWS

>RTL literally unironically gifting Bernd Mayländer a Playstation Game live on the Grid

amazing

you're supposed to get naked before jumping in the ice bath, Marcus.

Why are swedes so stupid?

Inb4 merc shit start

a sea pig

thread seems slower than usual, does /f1/ really hate no-pass Singapore that much?

Why are you sad about going bald? Genuinely curious.

Anyway, just buzz it down to 2mm. So easy and cheap to take care of, hair never gets in the way, you look more manly... I love it. No need to wait until my hair is dry after shower and shit like that.

>Want to fap
>Still hungover from last night
>can't choose

help

That my friend is a Sea Pig

based bernie wants the mrecs to disappear

man of the people

Embrace it. It's awesome.

Based Bernie

friendly reminder that Ecclestone is a manlet and a billionaire who fucked tons of women

>BERNIE WANTS TO DISAPPEAR THE MERC

What's going on in that pic

>good stuff

man i kinda love RTL for being such totally awkward retards

Bernie has alzheimer's

8 +- 0.5 hours is the magical number. Anything more or less will leave your body exhausted

>another thread without the stream links
fucking SUBHUMAN german should have let the russians take east germany too and rape you retards out of existence!
>find streams
streamshare.in/index.php

>trusty all ways faithful but a little low quality, official /f1/ stream
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a bull testicle

ausbro?

>yeah good stuff
>yeah good stuff
>yeah good stuff

what game?
>no Angela White

Codemasters F1

thats quite a moustache

you have good taste lad

F1 16

>gifting the F1 safety car driver the F1 PC game

Literally what

>wait until my hair is dry
>wait
You don't have towels in Funland?

where my /max/bros at

>billionaire

This is the only relevant thing regarding his success

100% chance of Hamilton getting first into turn 1 and finishes there however many fucking laps this is going to be later while nothing else happens. Nico cries in the airplane toilet on the way back to Monaco.

Daily reminder dick size average includes girls. 12 inch is the true average for a grown male.

>People give wagsguy shit for collecting WAGs

Dilion Harper

kys

ARGHAGTAGAGHRUNDOWNBYCARS

what's in the box?

>no Veronica Avluv
>no Bonnie Rotten

>tfw can't drive the safety car in the game
disgusting

>"Good stuff, good stuff"

Long sleep causes depression.

>"the lights will be going out when we come back"

How will they see without the lights?

Max's voice is almost as annoying as his face

Also >G O O D S T U F F

>not exclusively whacking it to amateurs, JAV and hentai

His dead dog

On one hand, new guy is a yank..

on other, that moustache is fantastic.

Anyway, my start prediction
>AND IT'S LIGHTS OUT
>TORRID START BY THE MERC BOYS
>RIC, RAI, HAM, ROS.

K-POP, cool

She could knock down a crane with that forehead, jesus christ.

>this anthem
nice anime intro

Anjelica, Caprice or Dillion Harper.

Or Kimmy Granger.

Guy on the right seems pretty happy

aus f1 bro??

>shione cooper
mein neger

this anthem sucks and hurts my ears

>HAM, ROS.

'no'

SING-A-POORA

>Singabora GP!! Next!

>thinking you can go 'exclusive' anything when you have a decade long porn addiction
lol amateur

cool the fuckers down innit?

what kind of hymn is this

Vettel to win

Checkem

You can never get it dry dry with a towel.

manjula singapura

WHATS IN THE BOX?

what snacks are you guys eating?
>frikadelbroodje & hamka's

>that one crackhead standing next to bernie with a smile so wide you can see it from space

Every time he speaks on team radio, it sounds like he's about to cry.

papzak

kys

MANGURA SINGAPORA?

Is that jizz on the dudes chin?

you can, if you have a 6mm buzzcut

He already told you.

What fucking language is this shit?

Singapore is fucken British clay, use English please.

Amx, hopefully.

Who /cheekybaconbuttybeforerace/ here?

Also I rate RAI for this race

What is der Kaiser trying to get out of the F1 ownership?

The interview with Chase reminds me how weird it is hearing an American accent on F1.

Tesco cheesy bread and a big bowl of green olives.

>reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=g5WlOz-Nr-s

can we have a big turn 1 crash this time?

>Frikandelbroodje & hamkas
kankerlekker godverdomme, choco covered biscuits and hamkas here

also dubs for blyat podium

Singapore has a comfy anthem tbqhwufamily

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Why do Signapore Lolis not watch /f1/?

27.125.154.7:8000/anony/mjpg.cgi

Henno autism time

Yeah, but if you have "normal" hair, it isn't possible. That's why being bald or at least buzzing your hair is better.

Btw

>this henno intro

Is he fucking autistic? Seems like he's even more autistic than the F1 game Youtubers

eet met mate

this an dr. peps

Hulkenberg on podium, book it, cap it, feel it.

>TARTING

what did henno mean by this?

Race tarting

Fuck I just came back from the gym and now I don't have time to shower and prepare food

Fuuuuuck

Lewis you savage

"Since we're from Sweden a lot of people wonder what your throughts are about Marcus Ericsson, do you have an opinion on him?"

"Personally I don't have an opinion, I don't know him enough to have an opinion."

"I know nothing about his career or background. He feels like a nice guy, that's all I can say"

#Blessed

Majulah Singapura
Singapore, Go forward!

Cant wait for your excuses why he lost u fuckhead

CHAAAAAAAAAIN
KEEPS US TOGETHER

hahahaha

ultimate car babby is going to get further exposed
unlike his team mate who has proven to have the ability to drive his car beyond its limits on his preferred track (spa) seb has and will continue to show just how hopeless he is without the best car and the whole team behind him.

DNF is my guess

How come nothing EVER happens during the 3rd/4th lap when they do the minute and a half replay of the start? It's he same every race.

Shower during SC, will prolly be in lap 2 or so

>He feels like a nice guy

redpill me on the new owner

>ywn be a qt ladyboy carrying amd amx's grid flag

those look based af
boring moments

How will Palmer's race get fucked today?
single = mistake
dubs = technical
trips = someone else's fault

might as well replace ted's mouth with a butthole because he's always talking shit

>He feels like a nice guy
I knew son of eric was gay

>RIC VER ROS

Could David be right?

It's not that it's scheduled. They just wait until the race settles down, and that usually happens around then.

It's not really the accent for me, it's the mannerisms too.

He has a somewhat typical American accent, yet he also has the moustache, the optimism and excitement common in Americans when experiencing something "new" for the first time.

Much more American than say Gene Haas, who has a typical F1 attitude already.

>Jenson wearing a bulletproof vest

Geez, he doesnt let his guard down around the gooks does he?

Hulkenberg's Dutch is pretty damn good.

burger

Didn't Eric's son crash in spa lap 4?

>fat john starting from pit lane

JUST

how many times will we see this guy in the race?

A Farce India Podium with Hulk? Not going to happen

Is this a Shamilton exposed and rekt episode?

can someone make a version of that but with a Schwerer Gustav as the weapon?

how hard to overtake on this track i forget

Neat !

is that what it was? it looked like it

>no nicole aniston
>no lisa ann
>no am reid
>no gianna michaels
>no diamond foxxx
>no rachel starr
>no jayden james

shit taste desu

Ace link? Possibly the 3k one?

that's because he was born on the dutch border and grew up there

Good Morning /f1/

RIC
RAI
ROS

Still love hearing Gene interviewed. Says things like "gosh" and "oh heck".

germanbro I literally though of that no more than 2 minutes ago

>VER
>Vergne beating Rosberg

KEK

just buy the team already, Carlos

Sweden status:

[ X ] Rekt
[ ] Not rekt

yeah, but thats like lap 9 for normal tracks

its to protect himself from lizard attacks

Yeah Vettel already up a place

First couple turns and the last turns. Half chances near the 90 degree turn

Harder than Spa and easier than Monaco.

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Operators have nicknamed it the 'cool suit', but we know what its really there for.

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ice vest?

>RAI

Wew

it's a cooling vest
you fill it with cold water and it cools you down

>tfw ERI goes to say hi to Lewis before the race
>"Sorry I don't sign autographs"

99 for Ham death

>Karthikeyan becomes a triple WDC

I just turned on my television.
They aren't airing it?
What gives

I know, but his Dutch doesn't have a German accent at all.

wtf is this lad, are they streaming their living room?

Who or what is Sky gonna blame for Hamilton's failures now that there is no sun?

daily mail

in for Feeerrraaaarrrriiiiiiiiiii

they want you to attend the race and gibe them monies instead of watching on tv

The lightbulbs.

You are a saint.

THE MOOOON

Not cheap enough and Vilay is still not so desperate to sell it

>meme newspaper

why would anyone waste time learning dutch

Electromagnetic signals

What about Fer's diffusor though? Did they fix it?

I'm having a vanilla cornetto

tastes nice

I CANT FIND A STREAM AHHHHHHHHHHH

ayy i'm here

Clutch issues for Rosberg, Ricciardo's gonna win lads!

nice.

The lights are too white
>black lights matter

gust of wind

Is FI the most likeable team on the grid?

I'm confused as well

I thought everyone in your cunt is doing this? Apparently not.

Ferrari Strategy Department is ready to ruin the race

>ocon not crossing arms in grid lineup photos

there's always one fucker.

like i said, the town he grew up in was right on the dutch border
dutch is a mother tongue for him

if you grew up in france right on the spanish border for instance you'd speak pretty perfect spanish

Old m8 Goanna

Too much light

We missed it last night in WEC, instead it was >Ferd.

No, that'd be Haas

Yeah. Fuckem

Rosberg

>Vettel on the softs
>Italian strategy

When did Ferrari strategists start making a habit of saying "fuck it, let's try something different"?

shit

Interference from ionospheric imbalances

Hülkenberg is from Emmerich.

OKAY I AM READY

When was the last time we had F1 bingo?

if hamilton wins this my will explode
it cannot keep happening
wtf REEEEEEEE

>Force Designated

tell that to the foreigners who keep coming here, some of them been here for decades and still can't manage it.

>that sprinting manor guy
gotta go fast

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who /pecan pie/ here

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forgot to take my pre race poo i'm definitely going to regret this because this is likely to become a meme race

It is the ugliest livery along with Manor IMO.

IT BEGINS

>Grosjean

DUBS FOR HAM DEATH
NOW

NOTHING

Is there any stream that isn't acestream? crichd is fucked.

>grosjean

NOTING IS SOLVE

WHICH MERC WILL WIN? THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

>Grosjean out

/CHOCOSENNA/ BROS WW@

The lack of Sun

watch RIC and AMX pull past the Mercs on turn 1

>Fat John is kill

Ready for our lord and savior Alonso to perform a miracle like the old days when F1 was good?

NOTHING IS SOLVE

Singles for Gimi raging at AMX in the first 15 laps

>FAT JOHN

>NOTHING IS SOLVE

Dubs and Räikkönen kills Hamilton

>Grosjean already out

>grossjeans

Oh shit, Grosjean is out,

who is going to trigger the SC now?

.FAT JOHN

that's because their parents speak little english if any and make no effort to teach their kids the language

whereas hulkenberg's town has been speaking dutch for as long as they've been speaking german

>Fat John

nah it will be over after the first few laps

>Grosjean already out
goddammit

>fat john already dead

NOTHING

amx is a TERRIBLE starter

>I hassume
OH CROFTY

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>HAASsume

SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD

>Grosjean

american quality

>Haas already dead
yer wot

>GRSSSJJJN
>LHAAST

fucking hate this race director

Dubs First lap gimi crash into max

Okto Channel

>haas

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

BLOODY ENGINE

BLOODY ENGINE

I didn't even bother with a pre-race wank because >singabore.

Oh shit I missed it, who got a screenshot of the swimming pool girls?

F
>HAAS

M.merman....merman

guise
is singapore a good place to laid?

RIO
I
O

dubs for amx carnage

P O O L

max will crash turn 1 into ham

>brits talking shit about people speaking english with an accent
>brits notorious for knowing fuck all foreign languages

No.

>you will never be in a pool overlooking the race with 3 naked asian goddesses

why live

FIRST CORNER CRASH HYPE

LYL

AW SHIT

tfw on a behind stream

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HULKENBERG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kek

GOO

What the fuck was that start

>HULK
What the fug

>Foreskindia

NEW BREAD

>HULKENSHIT

WE IN DIS
WHO CHARSHED

new bread when lads

WTF VERSHITTAN CAUSED THAT

>HULK
>AMX

wew lad

OMG

is this public gran turismo server or what?

and rosberg wins

see you at the next race lads

AYAHAHHAHAHAH MAX

>KEKSTAPPEN

>lemons winner

>Hulk Smashed

F

>Alonso

FUCK YES!

SHIT

Literally don't need to learn it lad. English is universal.

>Hulululuk

>HULKENBERG
>VERSTARTEN

Based verstappen causes the crash haha

>Le Meme Winner Niko Hulkenburg

if kvyat caused it he will be dead

ahahaha already made my bet. Based SC.

>MXA

Holy fuck, this was worth waking up for

>hulk

just like in my video game. DNF

>NOT EVEN AT TURN ONE
>ALREADY CRASHES

>Safety car already

Kek

Safety Car for 10 laps race over guys see you next week

>ALO 5
Noice

Shit I booked it how do I cancel

HULK NO ;_;
Also another bad start for Amx kek

>hulkek

kek

HULKENSHIT

max klootviool wat een kutstart

sheeeeeeeit Rosberg just flew away at the start, what a start.


>Hulk
aw shit dog

>SAINZ

Was it Kyvat or Sainz that crashed into the HULK?

>max verstarten
what a meme

This start was great. So much shit happening

Sainz

> Torro Rosso sandwich
HulkenBURGER

Hulkenburg had a nice start. Sainz didnt see him coming

sorry m8 there is no way you can argue that being monolingual is better than being multilingual. that's intellectual bankruptcy. embarrassing.

Sainz

poor finland

oh god TRACTOR

damn I was hoping for Torpedo Russian again

Don't do it yet, Hulk will continue the race in Grosjean's car.

TRACTORCUNT

tractor CUNT

>Hulk outqualifies Perez
>gets Kvyat-ed by Sainz

WEC when?

>buttass almost kiled a mechanic

last night

>steward almost killed

>chinkapoor marshals

>That marshal LITERALLY running for his life

His dark passanger almost put both hands on the steering wheel

Good work bong

lel had the wrong one copied

this thread is the real new one

>VETTEL VETTEL