Watford vs Man Utd match thread 1

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Will he do *it* today?

>we are in a world where watford have more foreign players in a matchday 18 than man utd do

>De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, Bailly, Shaw, Pogba, Fellaini, Rashford, Rooney, Martial, Ibrahimovic
Not a single creative player, good job Jose.

We missed Rooney in our Europa fixture tbf. Lad gets too much criticism and not enough recognition

Predict the score

>rooney & pogba
>not creative

Where's Lingard? Wasn't in match squad since City game. Mouyes murdered him after City fiasco?

Scrappy 0-1

""switching the play"" or a shot off target from 30 yards isn't creative

>Tfw watching match of the day and seeing how much better City are than us

It's not fair

that's what a good manager can do

That's because Pepe likes possession, Mou likes hoofball.

>pep comes in and they immediately makes them good

none of that 'its a process' shite

Watford 0-4 United
the 4th goal will be a late tap-in by Pogba

Rooney getting torn apart a little bit on Sunday Supplement.

They're saying that if Mou is going to be succesful and get the best out of Pogba and Mkhitaryan then he's going to have to drop Rooney eventually.

If you guys think Pogba is overpriced, just remember he's costing us 30m a year, which is what Liverpool pay to Southampton every year to finish 8th in the league.

Will he #dabonem
youtube.com/watch?v=7leIuKlBLIg

>this damage control

dubs and Watford win

3-1 to watford

I lasted about 10 seconds.
>niggers

>this is who european blacks want to be

If my son, wearing a hat indoors, ever sits me down to berate me about my prostate I'm going to beat the shit out of him and then neck myself because I'll know I've failed in life.

What kind of animal is that?

doubt itll be an issue for you

Is that this generation Soulja Boy?

>Fellaini starting

would like to see Herrera start 2bh

an anteater probably

its a fuckin 'roo m8 look out your window theres probably fifty of them

Excuse me, where is the controlling midfielder?

I sense great fear in you.

crickey m8 I've got 5 in me roo stable

one to ride to work for each day of the week

twitter.com/skeng/status/777202546733641728

Playing for Watford

fellaini lad

Poor mata

he deserves better

Based

would rather have paid 100m for mane than for pogdab desu senpai

Needs to be dubbed.

Verratti when?

Let's spend all the money.

why didn't united buy gundogan or hojbjerg or xhaka?

fellaini can't even control his hair

who /dab/ here?

superior version

>dabbing

What the fuck is this? Some nigger ritual or what?

he really doesn't nor herrera

lads

why does mou keep putting strikers on the wing

It's impressive from Griezmann that in a world of dabs he still comes up with the worst celebration

just be glad in 3 years pep will be gone and city will collapse

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>xhaka
>le score vs Hull man

>420 million for the fashion savvy abou diaby

>watford united kicking off at 12
>motd 2 extra not starting until 12:15

Martial and Rashford are deadly on the wings tbqh

where is herrera? sp told me he was one of the best midfielders in england

lol

what the fuck are you even going for here

He did actually say that. But for them it's a process from really good to exceptionally good.

What's the difference between MotD2 and MotD2 Extra?

that hes shit when the game isnt just a free win

have we seen pogba's haircut today yet?

>100 million pounds for the home owning Bebe

they started last season the same way tbf, before collapsing after a loss to stoke

They'll burn out after xmas once teams figure them out

motd 2 extra is just a few people chatting about the games, no highlights

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Thanks la'

reminder that paul scholes has a tiny penis

>pogba left to play with rppmey and fellaini

Just no.

They've spent so much money in the last few years and there's still no player like Modric, Iniesta, KDB, Silva, Özil, Cazorla, Gündogan, Thiago or Fabregas in their starting XI.

And if that wasn't enough, they have Mourinho as their manager.
Oh sorry I forgot Mkhitaryan, or should I say Mr. Sensible who has the mental strength of a 4 year old and is gonna get crushed by Mou this season.
This United team is like sending a buch of drug addicts to a drug dealer for rehab.

Their inevitable collapse will be so much fun.

Paul Scholes looking as happy as ever.

My favourite player ever but the cunt acts like he's asked to talk about football at gunpoint.

Do you think Martial is secretly jealous of Rashford?

Can't wait for my redemption 2bh

he should be

rashford is the better player

>Mkhitaryan, or should I say Mr. Sensible who has the mental strength of a 4 year old
Did he hurt you?

memepiss must be seething

Seems clear to everyone except Mourinho that United should play 4-3-3 with Schneiderlin, Herrera and Pogba in the 3

I literally forgot he even existed.

keane is the same desu. muh different generation

schneiderlin going to united was a terrible move for him

that midfield was dogshit against feyenoord though

>Jose reading the program

Jose you absolute mad man.

Yeah but Rooney has a contract clause says he can play where he likes

keane is quite funny though

scholes is just a miserable prick

literally forgot Schneiderlin existed

glad that cringe 'schmidfield' thing flopped terribly

>mouyes rustled right from the start of the interview

honest question. would you rather have had pep over mourinho? why did pep choose city over united?

>Schneiderlin
He is shit. Herrera played well the last 2 matches. He should start more frequently

what did he mean by this

Imagine having your midfield dominated by some random shitskin that didn't even cost as much as Pogba's monthly barber budget

No, but I've seen his first 2 years at Dortmund.

they should move pogba to 10, which would make rooneys ego have a meltdown

so move him to striker, which would make zlatans ego have a meltdown

so basically theyre fucked

>brought in
>given the legendary #7
>lots of potential
>under a dutch manager who he thinks of as a father figure
>slow start but no big deal, plenty of time left
>martial comes out of nowhere
>instant hit
>plays better on the left than memphis despite it not being his primary position
>benched forever
>a literal who from the academy comes in
>another instant hit
>memphis' face when

At least he has his M7 '''''brand''''' and fucks Steve Harvey's daughter

Yeah but who's gonna control the midfield? Man Utd need someone to control it. Control.

blind-fags btfo by mouyes there

>why did pep choose city over united?
better players
better youth
better higher ups (his best mate vs edwood woodwood)
doesn't have to compete with fergie's legacy

wasnt he in the epl once? or was that another el ahmadi

City are a bigger club

Schweinsteiger would be that man but unfortunately he's never playing again.

Aston Villa I think

you're just upset he left

Villa

strawpoll.me/11242498

He's shit tho

Surely Pogba can control the midfield? I mean he does cost a fortune after all.

sweet. so again honestly speaking, where do u see utd in the next 3 years under mourinho? also how will utd compare in these 3 years to pep's city?

pretty worried that we'll concede about 3 penalties due to smalling's love of shirt tugging desu

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>scholes still wants carrick to play

>Jose needs to play my friends
--Paul Scholes

Scholes would have Carrick and Rooney lining up for United for the next decade.

Not really, Man Utd have to break the world record again for Verratti.

Hi lads

remember me?

Utd are finished they won't get cl mou leaves next winter city win a few trophies but not cl

2nd is everyone's ceiling until pep leaves

1,2

Watford are terrible, we're a shit team and we were 3-0 up at half time so United should cruise this.

especially with Michael Oliver in charge.fucking hate that prick

city haven't even played a good team yet

people getting far too carried away

I still dont know why did united throw so much money at Pogba

he's not worth even half of the price

Sorry famiglia, I'm not a BVB supporter.

Miki needs a Manager who trusts and believes in him, not someone who throws him under the bus after one bad game.

>city haven't even played a good team yet
and they won't because there isn't one in the prem right now

They watched his YouTube compilation videos.

>it's another aussie ABL episode

ah yes

'member when people would say it would be an easy win?

marketing like everything else they do

>south park

kys

deeney is going to bully smalling today lads

>Dabs
>He is black
>He has 3 minute youtube copilations that make him look like Iniesta but taller
>He dabs

enjoy losing to hull lad

kek

we won't

BLIND BENCHED?

FUCK OFF MOU YOU MANLET

both of city's goals were blinds fault you retard.why should he play?

United will lose again because >we are fielding the same players that carried the losing mentality through the last 3 years

I should be United manager, lads. We'd win everything.

Team against literally whos:

__Martial___Zlatan___Rashford

____Pogba______Mkhitaryan
__________Herrera

Shaw___Blind___Bailly___Valencia

Team against scary, good teams

__Martial___Zlatan___Mkhitaryan

_____Pogba_____Herrera
___________Blind

Shaw___Bailly___Smalling__Valencia

I don't think even Mouyes can manage to fuck this one up lads

You realize Watford are playing TWO physical strikers, right?

>bloodzeed on the wrong channel

got to destroy his confidence m8, the mounited way!

Exactly

After 4 games at Manchester United, and due to the fact that football did not exist prior to Euro 16, I have come to the conclusion that Pogba is shit

you'd be sacked after a day for not fielding a goalkeeper m8

Is Pereyra one of the most underrated transfers of the season so far?

strawpoll.me/11242498

>Trashford

Which streams does Cred Forums use?

this

deeney would destroy blind

He'll play midweek

I have Ziggo Sport la'

has poonited lost yet

Pogba will score a blooter and dabs, the shitstorm will be Torres vs Barcelona tier.

You may now apologize in advance

Flipping annoying.

>not having bt and sky

Needs a goalie lad.

I am sorry, God Zlatan

Why? I never doubted him

> miss me yet?

>Le man of can't score against feyenoord

>De Gay
>Memetial
>Trashford
>Pooney
>Memeahimovic
>Dabman
>Elbowman
>Fat boy Shaw

XDDDDD maymays are my life. Lord Bendtner LMAO

Where does he rank among the best striker of all time? I don't think Suarez or Lewandowski could do it at his age.

a legal one :^)

The login details of the parents of several housemates I had at university
I'm 99% sure one of them has my Netflix though

This will end 0-0 lads, screencap this.

why do swedes shill so hard for a bosnian?

Good memes, can't wait to comment these on every single SportBIBLE facebook post

*tips fedora*
*dabs*

>Where does he rank among the best striker of all time?

he's not even in the conversation m8

>0 (Zero) Champions League titles

dubs for cheeky blootah from capoue

>tfw no gf

Visiting my parents this weekend so watching BT sport on actual TV

brazilian ronaldo never won it either lad

>Magnificent Seven (((remake)))
>directed by a hack nignog
>starring a nignog, chris pratt and some other minorities
>written by nic pizzalatte

this is the apex of 21st century hollywood

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welp

>0 (Zero) Champions League titles

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bloodzeed is a cunt

FUCK SAKE BLOODZEED CHANGE THE FUCKING CHANNEL WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT SCOTTISH FOOTBALL

Those dominos pizzas on the ad looked uncooked.

he won the world cup twice though

customers gonna get btfo lads

i dont know, why are you watching football played by your wardens?

this
the pizzas look disgusting

BLOODZEED FOR FUCK SAKE WHO CARES ABOUT WHAT SHERWOOD THINKS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Come on lads

Take your pill mehmed

>Swedish NT
>Brazilian NT

wasted on this match lad there's like one englishmen playing

>getting trolled by bloodzeed

he'll probably switch over then go to paid subs only

Why isn't Kenedy playing for Watford? he looked class last season and seems he would be pretty good in this 532 as a wingback

Those bees on the Watford flag look ard m8s, i'm scared.

>Success
there's literally no way this can go wrong

Muslim here, with a message for you islamophobic people.

The West created this mess.

It was you who divided up the land.

It was you who put in the puppet governments.

It was you who built the oil wells on Muslim holy lands.

It was you who allowed the Jews to exterminate and enslave the Palestinians.

It was you who played geopolitical games with Iraq and Iran during their war.

It was you who gave Saddam chemical weapons.

It was you who caused the Ayatollah to come into power in Iran.

It was you who created the Mujaheddin, Osama Bin Laden, and Al Qaeda.

It was you who killed 1 million children with your economic sanctions on Iraq.

It was you who, with your gluttonous oil consumption, gave power to Saudi Arabia and turned a blind eye to their funding of Wahhabi extremism.

It was you who abused the Arab world so much that they felt they had to attack your soil on 9/11.

It was you who started an endless massacre across all of Afghanistan in retaliation against a small group that lived there.

It was you who invaded Iraq unprovoked, destroyed it's infrastructure, massacred it's people, and left it in shambles in your wake.

It was you who covertly ignited civil wars in Libya and Syria because it suited your geopolitical interests, only to let the bloodbaths stagnate when your goals failed.

It was you who not only caused ISIS to exist, but allowed them to grow like a cancer unchecked.

It was you who destroyed the lives of millions of Arabs and forced them to leave their homeland.

You are the cause of all of this. Still you go ahead and blame us for all these tragic incidents. I'm not easily triggered but shit like this makes me really mad.

>Rppney is not a midfielder
>plays him in midfield

t- Mou

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it wouldn't be so bad if there was a timer in the corner to confirm it was gonna switch and when.

anyone got an acestream?

lmao didn't read

It's weird that they're trying to be inclusive, yet make the Asian guy the knife throwing assassin. It's the same thing with the new Ghostbusters, both the secretary and the Winston character have gone backwards in terms of racial/ gender sensitivity. The secretary in the original wasn't portrayed as a drooling retard, and was usually the one to keep the team in check. And Winston went from a devout Christian, who was willing to do whatever for a pay cheque, to one step short of yelling 'OH LAWDY DEM GHOSTS BE OUT TO GET ME'

Who would win in a fight, Zlatan Ibrahimovic or Anthony Joshua?

Piss off you paki bastard

>No fullback on the bench

I know Rojo and Darmian were shit on thursday but they're better than Young at fullback... well maybe Darmian is.

>Watford playing 3 at the back

acestream://42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7

what does bloodzeed even mean lads

They only show formula one

>It was you who caused the Ayatollah to come into power in Iran
nope

is she supposed to look hot in the 2nd one?

>martial on the right

wat

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>being a customer of an indonesian maize snack distributor

yeah it's not on that

2nd one is hot for british standards

Might end myself if (when) >we lose today

BASED SHAW

shaw is elite

Is bloodzeed even showing thi mtch?

chelsea fan here. mou does this shit all the time. never explains it either

Change the channel to Ziggo Sport Voetbal, they're showing it

2nd looks like an npc from oblivion

>The West created this mess.
Nah, bullshit. People in the middle East were killing each other over petty shit long before the West got involved. All the West did was help them speed up the use of modern weaponry, that they'd have inevitably started using anyway.

he shaw gets my dick rock hard

would love to see shaw get twatted again

there are no elite full backs in the premier league lad

Got anymore slags la

strawpoll.me/11242498

If Luke Shaw was a solicitor he'd be Luke Law

no, not right now

looks like 4-4-2 to me lad

>watching how City play
>watching how >we play

If Luke Shaw was a furry he'd be Luke Paw

>ManU DNA #Pogback la
>he just needs to gel with the team give him more time
>stats don't matter because he influences the game so much la
>intimidating physical presence
>already better than Zidane la
>Hull didn't play fair they defended too much
>just watch him crush City la
>silky smooth dribbling
>number 6 ofcourse he doesn't assist or score la
>shirt sales basically paid the transfer fee by now
>if he flops United can afford it la
>*dabs*

give it time, la'

where does the meme rppney come from?

feels depressing man

If luke show was a lifeguard he'd be luke shore

If Luke Shaw had jagged edges and lived in a shed he'd be Luke Saw

>poogba

If Luke Shaw got injured he'd be Luke Sore

>£1,800,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 for the dabbing Nigel Reo-Coker

2-2

If Luke Shaw was a furniture he'd be Luke Door

if luke shaw threw up on his mouth hed be puke jaw

If Luke Shaw threw up on the pitch he'd be Puke Shaw

It's just a mistyped version of Rooney.

If Luke Shaw was noble he'd be Duke Shaw.

If? You mean when m8.

If Luke Shaw was good he'd play for another team.

> Still using fullbacks on the wings

Mourinho mate it's 2016, everyone knows fullbacks are supposed to sit in the midfield.

>this entire post

Christ almighty, get out of my country.

that's a clear pen

>Streaming in 540p
>constant buffering
Sometimes I wonder why I don't just stay in front of the computer

that's a pen desu

were gonna lose this game lmao

>It's an ABU commentators episode

that's a pen desu

pep literally stopped doing that after 1 game

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These commentators are fucking idiots

> Zlatan playing basketball
Chigaco Bulls in the summer

What part of london are you from?

now you know how we feel when martin tyler commentates a united game against our teams

why does michael olivers face annoy me so much

>ighalo
>de gay

faggot

>shaken so much by a Sunday-League tier way of attacking that free-kick

>IGHALO
miss of the season la

*benny hill theme plays*

Remember when Ighalo could score goals?

top fucking kek

>getting dominated by Watford
>the utter state of Manure

Absolutely tragic

This

also

>IGHALO

WANKERS

>comm saying shaw is the shortest in the utd team today
i'm pretty sure rppmey and valencia are under 6ft and shaw isn't

That's because Pep's 2 years ahead and only uses that as a sub tactic.

>de gay

>de gay
>pl strikers

Does any team get as consistently lucky as United? It's quite incredible

"united" already

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HAHAHAHAHA

>Shitgalho

>SMALLING

wake up lads ffs

>the city of the epl

>de gay

>Buying African players

Lols

fucking clowns lmao

>martin tyler isnt making meme soundbytes
>"these commentators are idiots"

I wish moyes was still here so you glory hunting cunts would still be in hiding

>the city of eplel quality

he's a shit cunt

Knocks me sick how lucky United are

united should be 2 down

>best league in the world

>niggers

not even once

>Buying Colombian players

it's the soft chin

>Ighalno

>eplel quality

Tuchel played a LB in midfield the last couple of matches, so there are still some managers doing it.

thrusting forward football

What is this the fucking A-league?

moyes > mouyes

>Savage still going on about that Ighalo miss

someone should make a gif of the Iglelo chance and combine it with that old gif of multiple fails from Chinese league

FUCK MANURE

webm please

I AM SICK *SICK* OF THIS FUCKING SHIT COVERAGE FROM OPTUS

MY INTERNET IS FUCKING NOT EVEN THAT BAD

>fellaini and pogba in central midfield

is Watford a good team to bandwagon this season? I know Behrami.

it's pretty fucking bad actually lol

>It's another "big club underestimates the average level of the premier league" episode

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Better than pacey black """"""british""""""" teenagers

it was pretty fucking awful tbf

holy shit

I fucking despise United

Hahaha, pathetic

Good lord.... my condolences

The absolute state of Australian internets

GOOD. You guys deserve shit internet for being such a racist nation with your immigration policy..

MANURE GETTING REKT

deeney is likeable

Is there an actual reason Australian internet is shit or is the gvernment just retarded and not trying to implement faster speeds?

>de gay

Watford unironically look better attacking

Kek, my Optus coverage is perfect

How long until the lucky/refball United goal and the press wank themselves silly over Man U and Mourinho again?

> I predict United 2 - 1 City at old Trafford

not a fan of this us looking like shit meme

DeGOAT

>"Man Utd win but it was a poor match"
>"Ighalo will feel he could've won that for Watford"

>being dominated by watford
Lmao.

really, cause you've had quite some time to adjust to it

It's a fucking island in bumfuck nowhere without optic fiber.

>le Hitler was butthurt at Owens meme
He was mad at the German athletes. He personally congratulated Owens, something that he didn't get in America.

Has Poogba touched the ball yet?

>header right near him
>go with wrong arm so it looks good for cameras

OMG DE GOAT DE GOAT, IGNORE HIS ERROR

is this the /comfy/ thread?

that's terrible lad

Rooney and Ibra are too slow to play up front in the EPL

>17 minutes
>Ibra hasn't started statpadding

He is done lads.

Watford seem to be blowing their wad early here.

Pogba legit looks like a £5 million Ligue 1 player that Sunderland or Newcastle would buy.

Which out of touch pensioner has the most outdated tactics, Wenger or Mourinho?

>b-but this formation worked 10 years ago

why are >we so good at making supposedly amazing midfielders look like dogshit and making supposedly only decent midfielders like carrick and fletcher gods

Big country, shit government gave a monopoly to 1 company that was ptivatized and we've been sitting on decaying adsl/adsl2 with overloaded exchanges for the last decade. Gubment tried to spend a few hundred billion to force a fibre optic upgrade and failed horribly. We've been waiting for like 6 years for it to be rolled out.

>pooney

Doesn't matter he influences the match so much la

Mouyes

our country is about 50 times your size is one reason

the hero you need

Mou should buy Drinkwater for 200mil

IGALHO FUCK OFF YOU DUMB FUCK

Another £90 million quality pass from le dab man

Why are United getting shat on, don't they have Pogba?

because reputation amongst plebs =/ actual football ability?

damn that ighalo nigger is pretty bad

Find one, good pass from Pogba, he's completely useless

> dubs
This.

Remember that time ashley young ate bird shit?

Yeah, but isn't it condensed into a few places. The outback literally doesn't need good internet.

>shitbrashitoshit

The thought of of Pogba being bought for 100mil actually makes me feel physically ill. If I thought about it enough I think I could literally throw up

Literally who?

ibra pls

>rppney

Australia is such a big country that it would cost billions to get us the internet of a small country like sweden or finland, we are just 2 big

I also live in one of the biggest cities too, this isn't outback internet sadly

>yann mat
>igaylo

This is unironically true

>Zlatshit

plsibra

>Ibramemeovic

>Shitbrapoopopiss

nobody cares about the truth, it's such a nice story :(

>Memehimovic

>mememovic

Are you Everton South Korea lad?

Well the US and Russia are bigger and they have decent enough speeds/

Iheanacho is the player that the media thinks Rashford is

>Not being up to 90Mbps on a good day
At 7Mbps right now for some reason but move to a better suburb m80s

we are currently install a nationwide fibre backbone to the node. its costing 8.5 billion dollerydoos

How can such an arrogant man be so shit?

Who part time /watford/ here?

You know a player is shit/a flop when their fans only justification for signing him is shirt sales

>dat sideways pas by GOATba

>team full of washed-up twats
>Rashford the only one making difference

Not much changed since Lang Baal's tenure.

>"Fellaini hasn't won a tackle"
>Literally praised him earlier for winning a tackle over by the corner flag

k

you aren't english mate

Missed the game who win

best internet in the UK?

>shirt sales
You mean the shirt sales that Adidas makes all the money from?

when can we expect Mou's first autistic fits this season?
>nothing, I say nothing

Where is the next Nigerian goat Isaac SUCC?

>hoofball to a striker thats worst attribute is heading
Mou ffs

>POGBA

Man City

Well, he told you they have a monopoly on old tech.

le shirt sales meme

Fucking oliver

IS Martial even on the pitch?

>who win
people who decided to not watch

I think I'm going to readd some r/United before bed, the salt is so relaxing.

REFBALL!

No one wins in the situation

>Poopba

Probably that bt infinity

>mkhitaryan not even on the bench after mou shitting on him publicly

kek

>POGbA KeK

>Dabba
>Oliver

literally, refball

poogba is literally dabbing Carrick.

...

reply to this post or the dabbing man will be transfered to your club during the next transfer window

he's injured

HEEM

rip martial

>that slowmo janmaat
top kek

Pls

So if United drops points today who will Mouyes blame this time?

what if I don't have a club?

Dab dab go away flop again another day

>horse whisperer

He will blame not having enough money

P O O

>heat is hurting
>slowly drop to the ground and roll onto your side like youre having a heart attack

Himself hopefully. He's got his tactics wrong for 3 games straight

We've got Gueye. We don't need him (currently, he's literally the next Kante and some team like Arsenal will get him)

Tired from EL

Why don't they stop the clock when there is an injury

>Memetial dead

Oh boy, who have we got on the bench?

>Mata
>Memepiss
>Young

PLEASE GET UP MEMETIAL!

One day Pogba will do something good against some irrelevant team like Watford and we wont hear the end of it

"AND THIS IS WHY THEY PAID £90 MILLION FOR HIM"

United fans jizz all over themselves

The problem is that fans expect instant success. They forget that it took Sir Alex 13 years before he won a trophy, these current fans would have literally called for Sir Alex to get sacked

I want to visit Australia

why the fuck is Brendan Rodgers whispering something into Martial's ear?

What if he's already playing for >my club?

They should use helmets
That is dangerous

How many goals and assists Pogba make this season?

Lol I love how mad we make you pathetic ABUs

sure he is, on the inside

How can a player flop after playing fewer than 5 games?

I hate it when my heat is hurting.

>Neverton

Nah I'm Pompey lad.

Because they just add injury time on the end much better than NRL.

Please do, we love big strong americans

But we have the best striker in the world and the best midfielder/dabber in the world la, treble incoming la, we can beat madrid and barca la

honestly rooney and fellaini are two of the worst midfielders in the premier league

United are soft as fuck.

2 goals against irrelevant teams and like 4 assists

0... but he ran alot! worth the money imo

Pogbar

>He thinks Mata wouldn't be better Martial on the pitch right now

>Trashford status : exposed

POGBA DID SOMETHING

fuckkkkk

I think those fans expect managers to uphold his legacy by signing good managers and good players.

>roney

By being painfully average at best and occasionally shit, while being the most expensive transfer in history. Literally a robbery by Juve

almost

The last two digits of my post

>Rodney

I want this meme to end

master race speed

>rppmey

Cred Forums BTFO

he dabbed!

too bad this isn't a crossbar challenge

le top bar hitting man

>THIS IS WHAT WE PAYED 100 MIL FOR

There's some SOuth Korean lad who always chats about Everton. Him and Malaysian lad are the most recognisable Everton fans due to flags.

Roney you cotton legged cunt

POGBA is a DEFENSIVE MIDFIELDER

he is NOT meant to get GOALS or ASSISTS

john obi mikel has like 2 goals and 10 assists in his chelsea career and NOBODY criticizes him so what is with the constant HATE on Pogba?

not only has he done his job with the DEFENSIVE role but he also controls the play fantastically

someone please break rooneys leg

>Roopoo

what the fuggg :DDDDDD

kek

> whose midfield is worse?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

new

>Rooney earning 300 keks per week

And he's not even that marketable / handsome, wtf.

0 goals and 0 assists

mikel wasn't bought for 8.9 billion indian rupees

I think hitting the crossbar justifies the 1 trillion pound price tag

he literally just fucking runs where he wants he is neither attacking or defending he is just shit

Hmmmmmmm

kek you should stream games bro

RIP Mauren

>mouyes

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

JUST

the last digit of my post times 2.5

FUCK OFF REFBALL
HOW WAS THAT NO FOUL

wow just wow

I love Pogba's barbed wire haircut....

Pogba wasn't at Juventus though was he? He doesn't have te discipline to play a pure defensive role, that's not his quality.

KAAA-POOOOOO

FUCK MANURE

FUCK MANURE

FUCK MANURE

FUCK MANURE

FUCK MANURE

FUCK MANURE

>Man Poue

>POORINHO
>MARSHITAL

(You)

AHAHAHAHA

>it's another team steals the "we've got X" chant

no, she should stream gay porn and tell people it's a football match

>POONITED
>MOUYES

LMAO

>Sofa United

what a robbery lads

KAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

FUCK OFF REF THATS A FOUL

*DAB*.

why is bloodzeed a fucking jew now

>no cs get but capoue score
not sure about this

How was that not a foul?

there is a foul though

...

why is manure such a meme team now?

>not watching superior Spanish streams

pleb

>named "Martial"
>not warlike

Clean tackle that m8 :^)

...

what's up sultan?

OH SHIT

Damn Rashford really is terrible

>zlatan

Capoo

Seems about right