ABU Bunker #fuckeverything

DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY

>de gay

lmao i thought you were gonna be good again

i knew you'd be shite after fergie for a bit but even with mourinho and ibra and pogba ahahahahahaaha

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EEESADSAGASDV A

>MOUYES

THIRD GOAL
FROM
DEE
NEY

carrick unironically needs to start every game

anything to get a taste of the old teams back

442 >our way to some 1-0's or something

i said pooney out years ago on here and it still needs to happen

>josé "petit moor" mourinho

ABSOLUTE HARAM

HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA UNITED

Why can't we just be good again FFS. The last 3 years have been hell

Bailly is dogshit

>MOUYES
>DE GAY
>LE DAB MAN
>POONEY
>MEMEPISS

Is it Mou's fault? Or players not delivering? Is Pogba even playing?

Ye of little faith.

Once the deadwood is sorted out, and Mou can finally buy his own players - we'll be good. Until then, just think of this as a pre-season.

Buying a Toni Kroos or Luka Modric or Verratti will do a world of good. Then we fix the problem on the wings with Bayol or whoever meme winger is out there.

We'll be fine la

seriously, there's literally no one controlling the midfield. we're having fucking fellaini play there, while he's playing quite well he's absolute shit at controlling a game

it's a joke how we're still relying on carrick to bail us out.

Meanwhile Liverpool are going to go on a 36 match unbeaten run

United just needs time for the team to gel, give it one or two seasons.

pogba can't play in a midfield 2, no discipline

For many of us our whole football supporting lives have been hell my friend

Welcome to the suck

mou confirmed for badmouthing the players post match.

Mou has literally no idea what he's doing. He's been shittalking for the better of 3-4 years doing fuck all.
>but muh porto
Was like a decade ago, fuck off. He's utter shit

Giggs as manager when?

yeah, the problem is simply that united haven't bought enough players. just gotta spend more on additional big names

>Could have bought a brand new midfield of Pjanic (playmaker), Kante (tackler) and Krychowiak (holding mid)
>bought Pogba for the price of all three who does nothing
>Manure

Poopba was a terrible, terrible mistake.

United fans, with the help of the media, have brought this on yourselves

The hype and circle jerk before a ball was even kicked this season was embarrassing, you then beat a couple of relegation candidates and you were acting like the league was won

As an ABU it was painful to watch, you play shit and beat Hull with an undeserved, lucky last minute goal... your fans go wild, the media act like you're Gods and give you affirmation on your deluded beliefs.

That's why we are enjoying your collapse so much, you fucking built all this based off some overhyped retarded meme called Pogba, and a manager who almost got Chelsea relegated

>it's another midtable team puts in their best performance of the season against United episode

Seriously, watch Watford this season and they'll probably play nowhere near as well again. This is the problem Moyes, LVG and now Mourinho haven't figured out, playing United is most teams cup final and they perform accordingly. United can't ever take any game as 'just another match' because it never is, every game is a cup final and has to played as such.

I wish I was this optimistic, I WISH

this too. sign pogba for a world record fee and fail to even utilise him properly. it's di maria all over again

this club is a fucking joke

>Buying a Toni Kroos or Luka Modric or Verratti will do a world of good.
Yeah I'm sure they can't wait to play EL under Mouyes.

...

>waaaah I don't win every year anymore so it's getting boring

>Biggest meme club
>Biggest meme manager
>Biggest meme player
>Biggest meme fans

look at this meme i just created lads haha

Does he deserve better? Should move to City so Pep can turn him into the GOAT

Where do I go to get my refund, lads?

That commercial

>(YOU)nited
Mourinho is taking them down from the inside and I love it

another worrying thing is that the martial meme magic has worn off

its literally only rashgod and ibra miracle goals now

Official thread song

youtube.com/watch?v=D2EfpQiOQrY

Gueye is even better than Kante and was available for 7m

He should move to Liverpool.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>fail to even utilise him properly

he's a 100m player, he better fucking fit wherever he's placed. He should be the world's best fucking full back if he's placed there.

You don't pay 100m for a player that needs to be coddled.

You could've gotten at least 4 Etienne Capoue's for that amount.

template here if anyone wants it

kek this is liverpoop tier excuses

>Traditional easy run of games handed to you by your old boys in the FA
>Still fuck it up
>Behind Liverpool after five games, even though they've played Arsenal, Spurs, Chelsea and le champions

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>bought Pogba for the price of all three who does nothing
>does nothing
Ever heard of dabbing and Fifa stats?

Honestly it's time to bench Rooney.

outside de gea and bailly does manure have any decent players?

Reminder

ABU's always win, Always

>Mourinho
>Pogba
>Zlatan
>Losing 3-1 to Watford
Seriously, did Fergie put a curse on united or something?

shirt sales mate

>throwing £200m at it won't solve the problem.

How come when I said this in the /trans/ threads and stressed that le sign all the players meme is a meme that has never worked and will never work, I got taken the piss out of and laughed out?

>Bailly

he had a shocker today

Manures only good players are DE Gea and Shaw

He didn't decide his price tag.

*dabs*

I actually miss Van Gaal

That wont make a difference, the state of the defending at united is pisspoor. The second goal should never have happened. He was completely unmarked in the box

>almost relegate Chelsea
>expect him to suddenly become a good manager again

Ah yes, lets pay £15 million a year to the man who was responsible for Chelsea's worst season in several decades, what could possibly go wrong?

----------------- >De Gay -----------------
Valencia -- Bailly -- Blind -- Shaw
------------------ Carrick -----------------
----------- Pogba -------------------------
------------------------ Mata ----------------
Mhky ----------------------------Rashford
--------------------- Ibra ---------------------

Literally the only team we should be playing.
Smalling, Herrara and Martial can rotate with Bailly, Mata and Rashers

>ou could've gotten at least 4 Etienne Capoue's for that amount
15 Capoues, lad, 15

Top banter

fergie back when

oh of course, I'm not absolving him of all blame as he's been shit too

but at least play our best players in their best positions. at LEAST play some form of football. despite the wins we've been fucking shit to watch yet again.

nothing is more depressing than city and liverpool playing wonderfully attractive football while united serve up shit on a stick yet again.

if he had broken the scoring record at the end of last season he would have been sold already.

why is rooney still starting and not being subbed he's such shit

martial is exactly the type of player that mourinho doesnt get the best out of

this is just dumb desu, different players have different abilities, it's up to the manager to put out the best side possible

united seem to have gone down the 'galacticos' route and it doesn't make a good team

Mou out, he's old. Simeone in.

>easy run of games handed to you by your old boys in the FA
so typical by these corrupt fucks, glad they are going to shit

wew lad

>mfw shirt sales go straight to the kit manufacturer and clubs don't actually get any of the money

>you now remember when memetial was the best young player in the world

How time flies

City fan here

The rivalry isn't very good if you don't stay competitive

Pls keep up

Saf was benching Rooney 4 fucking years ago and having success from doing so.

>Mourinho talking about Watford when they were promoted: "a hard working donkey who will never become a thoroughbred"

>pls save us

so no one's to blame then?

With how unbalanced that midfield is, I don't think Rooney is the biggest problem the team has right now

He's the new Henry la

The biggest United problem is the midfield. Against City, Pogba was constantly too far ahead leaving Fellaini exposed and now 2 Watford goals came from cutbacks when Fellaini was too deep and there was no midfield protection whatsoever without him.

Mouyes really has to bench Rooney and start utilising a 4-3-3, I don't think Pogba will ever play his best as a part of a double pivot, he's not nearly disciplined enough

Tfw you lose to a team with a player called zoo nigger.

I'm sick of cancerous fucks managing United so fuck Simeone too.

Gimme Poch or AVB

Just for the record, even while Chelsea were in relegation form last season they still never lost 3 games in a row.

>When manure spend 120 million on an inferior dabbing version of you

...

United are too blame, they took Juve's bait.

What did you expect with Mouyes??

My old flatmate was a London-based united fan, real classic-type. He was on twitter and elsewhere trolling about how LvG was horrible and needed to be fired and everything. He was so hyped for Pogba and Ibra and Mou.. why?

You all know what kind of football Mou plays. You all know he's an overrated tactician who needs to spend nearly a billion to get anywhere. You knew this.

If I was United's board, I would tell Mou to make-do with the squad as it is and prove himself before next summer's spending spree. They gave him too much rope.

what's happened to schneiderlin?

him and blind or fellaini behind pogba, martial, mkhytarian and ibrahimovic might work alright

>avb

pochettino is good though

>yfw Man Ure become the next Leeds

Enjoy meme strikers

>be from london
>could support arsecuck or chelsea
>choose to bandwagon a northern team

How could you actually be this much of a cuckold?

first the next Liverpool, then the next Leeds.

Thousands of these encrusted, entitled bandwagoners m8

...

4-3 Arsenal
2-1 Chelsea
4-1 Leicester

Meanwhile, United have only beaten shite teams.

seems unlikely when they've just passed 500 million revenue with no CL

how's nahki doing lately l wonder?

he was great at bradford in that fa cup run

... and that's why most people like to see mourinho/ronaldo fail at everything.

It's Jay.

>avb

He's only failed in England cause of a slow Terry and Spurs when they were their most Spursy

He's a young progressive manager who's just been out of the limelight. Plus it adds to our handsomeness

Beating shite teams is better than losing to them

Friendly reminder that you could have signed Griezmann for that price instead of Goobga

How is Simeone cancerous?

this

you have to know, I guess.

> Not playing Schneiderlin or Schweinsteiger

Lol

haha we'd just turn him into complete shit like all the other big money signings we make don't kid yourself

I warned youse about Mou and Pogba, but ye told me to fuck off.
I graciously accept all your apology's without prejudice.

you guys are joking aren't you?

What was your warning?

Because I don't want United playing defensive murderball that loses finals.
He's Tony Pulis with a foreign name

>gerrard_slip.gif

#pogback
#mout

Switch Mkhi and Mata

>you now remember that Moyes game with 70 crosses or something
>you now remember that comedy penalty shootout against Sunderland
Mouyes is pretty good, but it's not quite Moyes

FUNNY, ISN'T IT

Every single season without exception. They're so blatant about it. United fans must surely know, even if they can't admit it to themselves, that they're the bad guys.

what the fuck is wrong with mouyes, why does he keep playing a fellaini rooney midfield?

>Mata on the wing

Please no more!

I was joking, and I'm sure the american was too.

Fuck united

So we all agree that Watford would have gotten BTFO had Mkhitaryan played, right?

>throwing £200m at it won't solve the problem

It would if it was spent right. United fans used to scoff at City saying money can't buy class.. in all seriousness the situation at United is very deep set.

Can I
>Mouyes
Now?
He's good but he's not Nacho. Sunderland might have him in 2 years

I warned Mou would kill the youth and bring in players who share his agent. And Pogba is a shit player, no better than Anderson or Cleverly.

if he stopped treating players like shit and being arrogant maybe he wouldnt be into deep shit

i was

Funny thing is when Mourinho gutted Chelsea, their fans kept their mouths shut and everyone cut them some slack, now look at them.

United fans have been talking so much shit they deserve everybit of trolling they get.

> but he's a defensive midfielder

The FA expect one of them at the wreckage.

LMAO

>paying £90m for a defensive midfielder

>le special one

Just put Rooney in defence

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
just give this goat the title already
>mouyes
literally nothing's changed from last season

so who else is putting money on northampton knocking us out midweek?

Revenue doesn't matter when you burn it all on memes

Just two shitty mistakes for the first two goals. We controlled the game for the large part and created some good chances.

>Wayne Rooney
>Premier League Season 2016 - 17

Mou has been carneiroed.

Thx m8, this will be a very good memeing forward! :)

AHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAH

>AHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAH

would really really like to see some dabbing

city already have a better player in nacho. No way he gets a game ahead of him.

This also the first goal was a refball, it was a deflection so it shouldn't have counted.

Mate, what literally just happened?

haha did we fuck. we could have been 3-0 down in the first half.

>"defensive midfielder"

They're gonna get rage fucked, Rooney will score a hat trick and cement his place for another two months

kek, is that legit

did mouyes do an interview yet

>3 of the next 4 against Leicester, Chelsea and Liverpool

hehehehe

>created some good chances.
2 shots on target. Two.

The Pep effect from Neutrogena

It's his old stats from years ago before Juve.

>united
>handsome

You are literally one of the ugliest teams in English football. Rooney, Zlatan, Fellaini...

Like Modric and Kroos should play well as the two deepest midfielders in a 4-2-3-1?

Pogba was pointing at the player he should have been marking and then scores the goal.
Ha.

>lose to midget land
it's ok la all we have to do is spend big on le world's best cm and then sign a 34 year old striker who can't run for shit and then maybe a bundes baby why not
>lose to rivals
>lose to dutch farmers
>lose to relegation candidates watford
being and ABU is maybe the most rewarding feeling on earth

Unironically want Blind in DM lads

At least he can pick a fucking pass out

You're not just living in the past, you're living in a rival team's past.

Is there any creature more pathetic than the manure """""supporter""""?

How is this team going to win the league?

looking at Cred Forums now, I think the ABU bunker might need to be an eternal thing

it's a good amount of chances created ... in the LvG era
lel

Now all the idiots can see why van lel played such boring possessive soccer. It's because the defense sucks. Daley Blind needs to be shipped off to Turkey or something.

>Pogba was pointing at the player he should have been marking
please be ironic

I'm actually bored of being bad now. How do other teams fans deal with it?

Hard to disagree with any of this..

Fucking hell lads... Jake Humphrey just said to Scholes in the studio "s sorry for for m making you watch United lose"

No such thing said when you've got the monotonous ginger cunt warbling on with his manchester city bias though eh? Cunts.

Chances and shots on target are different things.

Look m8, we've been through this since Fergie retired.
This is the long slow decline well on it's way.

Yes of course.
Pogba doesn't do marking, tracking back or defending at all.
He's just there to be there, not to play football because it's pretty obvious he's useless.

>Traditional easy run of games
how does that make a difference when you play the weaker teams

>How do other teams fans deal with it?
watch their team play manchester "wer'e back" united

so that's it? They're not gonna challenge for the league? For the team that supposedly has the best defence in the league they sure are leaking goals.

Mkhitaryan

I LOVE THIS

You deserve it, you United keks.

>first club in England to consistently win by dramatically outspending rivals
>moan at Chelsea and City when they do the same as you
>on top for 2 decades
>press terrified of manager, kiss his ass, give preferential treatment all the time
>Fergie time
>United fans deny that they benefit from all of this shit
>Red Nose finally retires
>ABUs across the world dare to dream
>moyes appointed, United fans supportive
>we don't want Mourinho, he doesn't know The Manchester United Way
>then moyes becomes...
>moyes
>United fans turn on him almost immediately, demand higher profile manager
>no loyalty
>moyes forced out with the guy who shags his brother's wife constantly undermining him in public
>van gaal appointed
>big time manager, say United fans
>stupid amount of money spent
>United fans think they're going to win the league
>van laal
>lang baal
>United fans turn on him
>no loyalty again
>the guy who shags his brother's wife is undermining his boss again
>his high profile friends are outright attacking his boss too
>"we need a winner, we need Mourinho"
>never mind about that Manchester United Way shit
>van lel holds on
>then gets fired
>Mourinho hired
>massive spend
>he's a winner! we're gonna win the league
>mouyes

To be continued...

How this any different than LVG?

>Pogba doesn't do marking, tracking back or defending at all.
Yeah, okay.

And the American was right, Pogba should have been marking Zoo-nigga.

Pogba-Blind-Herrera could work

How do we fix Man U, lads?

Worse passing under Mouyes

And this is different from what you are doing, how?
Because it is the present?
Are all scousers this pathetic irl?

Their problems run deeper than the manager, no wonder Pep chose City, who is a much better run club.

Literally no one cares about American opinions in football. Don't bother typing

Ummm, what are ABUs doing in here?

If you're seriously trying to tell me that getting on a good run of results and building momentum doesn't have an effect on your performance over the season, you're clearly new to this sport.

c a r r i c k

four

four

two

Unironically sacking Mouyes

genuinely think there's something in rooney's contract about him always having to play. he's becoming bigger than the club.

there's so much poison in this team, even messi would look shite here

Dumb mistakes. LVG's came from losing possession and not having the pace to recover.

So, is anyone going to mention how De Gea could've easily saved the first goal but instead he chose to do his trademark "dive down, spread my legs and hope the ball hits one of them" move? He's so overrated it hurts.

it is the scouse "excuses and being a voyer of other teams success" episode again
daily reminder that you have never seen your team win the league in your lifetime kiddo

Reminder this >Moyes tripfag is a fat Iraqi from London who browses reddit

>every signing City make is turning out good
>every signing United make is turning out shit
makes you think huh

>p-please stop mocking our shit customer club and the biggest transfer fraud in history

This is brilliant, save it and keep spamming it. The world needs to know the Yannited story.

This club just needs to liquidate

I'm off to support Salford

>that slow jog towards the ball
Seriously?

I don't get you ABU's.
Fair enough - Make fun of Rooney, Mourinho etc but why make fun of Pogba?
He is the best player we have and has been excellent in each match so far.
And yes, he is a defensive midfielder. Just because you don't know anything about defending doesn't change this.

Pogba doesn't make interceptions because he doesn't have to. His very existence prevents the opposition making passes. He is like a walking nuclear deterrent. Yet the most amazing thing about Pogba is that he acts as a nuclear deterrent and at the same time acts as a nuclear bomb. He scares other teams into backtracking and not scoring goals but at the same time dominates the attacking phase of play himself. If you have Pogba in your team the opposition are nothing but Japanese faces about to be melted in the Hiroshima nuclear fire that is Pogbas next pass, his next shot, his next dribble. He is effective. It is not his fault that we lost. Besides, Pogba has already generated over 200 million pounds in

shirt sales (50 million)
club museum sales (10 million)
ticket sales (40 million)
mug sales (10 million)
shirt sales with shirts that have pogba pictures on but aren't football shirts (10 million)
other income (60 million)
hotel and restaurant income (20 million, watching pogba play is something that requires a full holiday in manchester to experience)

Mourinho's all like
> if Pep and I focus on eachother Chelsea will sneak the league

Acting like it was a 2 horse race, you're not title contenders anymore you will drop more points this season just focus on a top 4 finish if you can manage it.

I literally cannot think of a more deserving team. Fuck, Fuck united. Lmaoing at your life
clearly bait

it helps when you have a stable foundation of top class players who have a specific identity, players can ease in and grow to become the top player that they have the potential of being

who the fuck do we have that's been a mainstay in the club for years? rooney, carrick and de gea? there's been so much change over the last 3 years and we're trusting these big signings to do something every week.

Rooney is being paid £300,000pw.
He is United's poster boy and there was certainly a hurried contract signed last time stipulating such clauses that you allude to.

10/10

> Pogba
> Excellent so far

Yeah actually, because it is in the present. Plus it's an actual comparison between our two teams, not a reference to an old game from a season where you were already long dead and buried.

What part of Manchester are you from then lad?

Please be bait

saved

They were right, its time you made the change too lads

LvG's team didn't know what to do with the possession too

You typed all that crap out for the literal weakest bait this board has ever seen

kys

even a whore gets tired of sucking dick after 25 years, scouse scum still >do it for free
ειναι ο πελατης μας ρε αδερφε, δε πα να λενε....αστους.Εχουμε δει 15 πρωταθληματα ναουμε

Are you local?

My sides

>becoming

that was confirmed when he bullied utd into his fat contract after fergie left

Great post lad

>lose to midget land
well obviously what we need to do is buy one player who came from our academy for 80 million. That'll solve all our problems. Oh and maybe a bundes baby and a 34 year old too.
>lose to dutch fishermen
>lose to a team who have a player called zoonigga

I know you're a deluded shill.

10/10

>Besides, Pogba has already generated over 200 million pounds in

Shouldn't we support Samsung or Walmart then? They generate more revenue.

its an absolute joke, it really is. held the club for ransom twice, if only fergie didn't leave that cunt to moyes to gift him the most ridiculous contract of all time because he was scared of selling him to chelsea

>mug sales
had me in stitches

stupid united customer

> Hart thinks he's bigger than the club
> Pep ships him off to Italy
> Rooney thinks he's bigger than the club
> Mourinho keeps him in the squad

Beta.Fucking.Manager

Wasn't Ferguson reportedly done with him at the 12/13 season and the only reason he stayed was because the board didn't want to appear weak by losing their greatest ever manager and a high profile player to a rival in one summer?

Could stick Rashford on the wing as a replacement for Navas.

>Actually losing 3-1 to Watford
>Even my dogshit team managed to beat Watford this season

Is Manure dare I say it, finished?

>mug sales
>10 million

Would United sack Mourinho is he does the same thing he did to Chelsea last season?

>We will never fall from grace like Liverpool
United finishes since Fergie's retirement: 7th, 4th, 5th
>We will never just be happy for fourth place like Arsenal
4th place finish in 14-15 season is heralded as a success.
>We will never be a revolving door for managers like Chelsea.
United have had 3 managers in 4 years.
>We would never overspend on mercenaries like Man City.
Have a look at the current United team and some of the players they have bought since Fergie left, then look at the City team, where you have players that cost less money playing their hearts out. Absolutely embarrassing.

All of this and they have Mourinho managing them, a man that United fans hated while he was at Chelsea. It really is laughable.

>Official Diesel engine of Manchester United
>Zlatan mailing a training kit to Claudio Bravo
>#Pogback

...

Can't see it happening, but if they lose the next few games..Northampton Leicester, Zorya, Stoke.

They will stick for at least one season but 2nd season on he will get no excuses

>tfw we won't give schweini a chance

can't be any worse can it

Yes. Also Mouyes would get a second mega-payout. Makes me wonder if he's bored of football and just trying to get himself sacked as quickly as possible for the £10-£20 million payout he'll get

this. Once bravo settles he'll be the best in the league. Tiboo is also a meme.

...

i will forever love Cred Forums

i rly had a good laught here

10/10

heres your well deserved >You

LOL wtf I just woke up and missed the match.

what the fuck happened?

this logic is shit, not his fault Utd overpaid for him.
The truth is he's not worth 100m

>mfw if Mouyes fails this season he can no longer be considered the best manager of all time
Literally close to ruining his legacy in 1 and a bit seasons

turns out we're still complete shit m8

the wrong side dabs

That gif is cute!!! CUTE!!!!!

he looked okay at best when he was fully fit, you really want another retired in that team?

Also made a similar mistake to Bravo's last week, where he jumped into smalling as he was catching the ball, and dropped it for Ighalo. Got really lucky Ighalo missed an open goal.

Bailly was bad today
all memes aside Pogba can be good if played to his strengths

top post lad

i feel like it would be the same shit as last time

the team looked okay with him until >we got ran over once and then it happened over and over again

>Zuñiga dabbing

First he cucks Nerman and now he cucks Pogshit.

>What did you expect with Mouyes?
his RM team was actually entertaining

YES this is GREAT AS FUCK
who's ready for another titlerace between liverpool and city? Fucking pumped lads. I feel like city are more compact and will actually end up winning though.

>mouyes
>best manager of all time
wait, anybody really believes this shit? AYYYYYYYY LMAO

>Playing 4-2-3-1
>against 3-4-1-2

When will this shit STOP?

It's uncouth of him as far as I know. He's looked different this season.

kek

>Le special one and done
top lel, ABU's truly never lose

Evryone who wtaches SerieA was saying he cant defend and he cant play in a 2men midfield, but you didint listen

someone post the "we just need 7 more signings"

is it Cred Forums fucking up or Cred Forums x?

>friendly reminder that United fags laughed at Liverpool signing Mane and Wijnaldum

>Mouyes

a player like pogba was more needed.

Pogba needs to calm the fuck down first of all. And I think even Messi would struggle to find his feet in such a shambles of a team. Nobody knows what the fuck is going on. When we were playing great, organized attacking football against southampton, pogba probably looked like the most talented player on the pitch

Rooney is the new Ivanovic

Utter shit every week but still always plays

Bread should probably stickied for the season

Anyone got a webm of this?

Tbf the team is playing a very boring game. It is even difficult to watch as an ABU.

pogba should stop doing his meme long shots every time he gets frustrated
at least under LvG and if your name wasn't rooney if you did that it was straight to bench

another disgruntled customer

Shut up you wanker.

This fucker alone makes United the most handsome team, and then there's Mata, Shaw, Valencia, De Gay, Schneiderlin, Herrera

>MOUYES

LVG has more balls than Mouyes

>people laughed at me when I made this prediction a week ago
not so unlikely no is it

Once young Marcus grows a few hairs on his balls he's going to be a handsome man.

if he had a better hairline he'd be extremely good looking, no homo

>tfw I will never have blind's jaw

at least my hairline isn't terrible, no idea why he insists on pulling it back to accentuate his balding even more

>handsome
>six miles of forehead

Chelsea won't do that good.

well yeah, look at your 2,3 & 4.

I've been praying to Kek for a classic mouyes meltdown. Sorry about that, guys

I actually don't think he cares enough to meltdown

I would actually put money on this, good call. Did you do a pagan ritual to hear the gods musings on the subject?

Don't apologise, keep going

I just realised Martial played on the right.

I don't know what Jose was thinking with this lineup, it's really weak. Martial never played well on the right last season.

ManU is fucked, all that money wasted on Pogba and Ibra should have been used to get a man with a plan like Guardiola. and then settle for Griezmann

It's impossible to imagine any team other than Chelsea/City/United/Arsenal finishing in the top 2 in any given season, so who is it then, Arsenal?

>thinking they'd be able to get Griezmann for under 100m

Griezmann isn't more expensive than Pogba and Ibra combined, not even more expensive than pogba who is hyped to no end

Liverpoop/Arsenal will get 2nd

spend more money faggots, clueless ownership, liverpool and city will be handing off the title to each other the coming decade

refball diving cunts no sympathy here

Griezmann has a release clause of 100m. Atletico are not letting him go for a penny less.

Griezman's release clause is just 90 million euros.If Griezman agreed he could leave for that much money

Ibra and Rooney simply don't work together. I'd go for something like
------------- Rashford
Martial - Ibrahimovic - Mkhitaryan

en.as.com/en/2016/06/23/football/1466681304_641368.html

It's 100m. Just 5m less than they paid for Pogba

>Chelsea
>Liverpool
>Everton

>buy dabman instead of hotlineblingman

you could ask any random 12 year old black kid here in the states who you should choose and they'd all say greaseperson

We should replace >mouyes with Rodgers.

>I don't watch football

>implying Rooney could play anywhere other than England

when you take the refball away he's league 2-tier bro

Didn't Pogba cost 120 M euros?

Nope, 105m euros despite what memers say on Cred Forums

Herrera's the only one who can offer actual bite in midfield, why didn't he play? Or at least come on after the equaliser.

Liverpool did it three seasons ago so it's not that unheard of, and they're looking good under ol' Jurgen

What about the £600b they paid to his agent?

>haha we only pissed a flat tenth of a billion down the drain

hopefully you can flog him to chelsea

>tfw no football loving manager who prioritises attractive football above anything else

If we're going to be shit I at least want us to play attractive football. Why did we fall for the >Mouyes meme lads

...

he never played well on the right at all, in NT, for Monaco etc...

Where did I even imply that you mong

>tf

>you could ask any random 12 year old black kid here in the states
>implying they know who these 2 guys are

Basically the team is revolting over Mou's treatment of Darmian and Schweinsteiger

>chelsea
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>'Straya

>mourinho fails at real madrid
>mourinho fails at chelsea

who thought he is gonna be a good pick?

city
liverpool
arsenal
chelsea
everton
spurs
united

Pool CAN do it if they git gud at defence. But until they do they are unlikely to finish in the top 4, let alone top 2.

I MISSED THE GAME

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>be Greek
>never have been to England
>bitch about "scousers"
Foreign United fans are the worst foreign fans.

Speaking of, what ever happened to the flip that used to post?

could happen desu, liverpool managed to stop the freefall around 2001, who knows how far united could fall?

tbf Scousers have committed crimes abroad too

he won the league with both
and he will do it again with mu

Just here to say fuck united, and the brazilian poonited bandwaggoner should top himself.

shit vid of Dabby and Zoodabber

twitter.com/Agent_Willie/status/777499612181630976

>canadian
>needs to watch football

what

If we would have such a great ice hockey team I would never watch this semen slurping sport

>Expecting Ibraihmovic to do something close to play football
Embarrasing

i actually liked what mou said in the interview and i think he is the guy who can turn this shit around but its spookey as fuck after seeing what happened with chelsea

i dont like the idea that the stars can align just right to make a team turn into a lethargic shitshow that cant be turned around no matter what

HA HA H AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA

i feel like the writers are running out of ideas and they will probably reuse the whole chelsea acts as spoiler again to decide the title arc again except this time it'll be against city.

It's kind of sad, but united have more mercs than city

There is no title race, City have won the title. You could almost bet your life on it

All it takes is dropping a few players and changing the system a bit and we are top 3 quality

van mouyes

Man i love this season.

The most despisable team with the most despisable coach and the transfer with the highest show-off/quality rate ,they are getting fucked.

Can't wait to see more of them.

Source?

Meanwhile

> Di Maria gets 15 goals and 25 assists last season
> Already on 5 assists this season

Mou is finished as a top class manager. Lost it last season and this is just continuation of that.

it's a complete babby league though

Liverpool has a nice football philosophy and Klopp is only doing more good for them.

The thing is.. When a game isnt working out for you for whatever reason and you can't score you have to defend. And Liverpool always had defending problems.

They can reverse a bad losing 3-0 situation to 3-4 but when playing with city for example its not going to be that easy.

Bullshit. The entire team hate Schweinsteiger.

this top 4 definitely with city at the top, atm seems like chelsea at 4th but its still very open desu

what were you cunts thinking, paying that much for a Serie A meme artist?

as soon as he release that faggotry video of himself dancing like a spaz, it was inevitable he was going to be a Billy Big Bollocks with no end product

and why is Fellaini STILL at your club? a moyes meme that should have disappeared the same day moyes left

Oficial "Who's been fucking Mou's daughter" ranking

1. Schweinsteiger
2. Fosu-Mensah
3. Mkhitaryan
4. Darmian
5. Martial

NEW PASTA BOYS

1. Rashford
2. Bailly
3. Fosu-Mensah
4. Rojo
5. She's been pegging Luke Shaw

>we are top 3 quality
nah, your only decent central defenders are smalling (who is overrated as fuck) and bailly, no real DM other than schneiderlin, nobody convincing on the right mata, mkhitaryan and lingard they never really made this position theirs
I don't know how you can spend so much and end up with a team so unbalanced

Lads, we're 6 games into the season. Calm the fuck down! Change takes time, trust in Mou.

>but when playing with city for example its not going to be that easy.

could you elaborate what you meant by this a little please m8? you genuinely lost me at the end there

You can swap Everton with Leicester for a start.

...

>le customer meme
every top flight team's fans are customers nowadays

I meant that Liverpool can score a lot versus virtually any opponent. But lets say they find City on a good day where they defend tightly. If they can't score their morale drops like fuck and when this is compared with their defending problems...

Liverpool as they are ,if they start defending better and maybe get a winger or cb later , they can be considered contenders for the tittle

this team wouldn't even make top 4 in eplel

>Be Poonited
>Have unlimited amounts of asian marketing cash
>Have one of the strongest squads in the league
>Have best manager in the world
>This is the best they can manage

>cries about payet "mugging" watford off
>do that
fucking chav cunt

go dab some more faggot
he's free to take the piss whenever he wants
but I agree, he's a mongoloid idiot

ahh yeah i get you now, i agree desu hopefully the defensive errors start to decrease with this new lover-matip partnership and if they can bring in a decen left back in january they might get somewhere

I think he'd be over the moon that he doesn't have to carry any Manure around anymore.

I don't get it. We have a good coach, we have the talent. What's the problem?

Was Fergie really just paying the refs off all those years?

Don't pretend every team is as hollow and corporate as yours, you know full well that's not true

Yes. Howard Webb is still at it btw, only Lester are his new project.

>mouyes

>we

>city bought gundogan + de bruyne + nolito for the price of one pogba

>Could have 25 Eric Diers for one Pogba

> Change takes time trust in Mou
Why? Does he deserve trust? United have already lost the league.

Only consolation left at this point is a top 4 finish (difficult with how well Chelsea Everton & Liverpool are playing) and a Europa League victory (gl against Sevilla, doable but difficult)

Our biggest fuck up was not signing Klopp when we had the chance.

>could have 900 Messis for 1 Pogba

heh, now he has to watch cavani miss sitter after sitter against any decent opposition

>tfw ABU

You are the most sensible representative of your country on here.

>And Liverpool always had defending problems since Rafa left

ftfy

Who would Klopp have signed? Would Woodward force Pogba on him? Would Pogba and Zlatan have even joined without Mourinho's pull?

I like Klopp at Liverpool though, he's a good fit.

aww
thanks mate

>difficult with how well Chelsea Everton & Liverpool are playing

the wheels will come off for everton soon desu

>people thought that de bruyne would flop
>people thought that pogba was good

Honestly, after watching the game against Chelsea on Friday, Liverpool kinda struck me as weird cause, despite having this really silky football in the midfield, they didn't really create too many chances from it. Apart from maybe the Origi header in the second half, I can't really remember any other chance from open play.
Was it cause Firmino wasn't there? Cause I haven't really watched any other Liverpool game this season, so I can't really judge them based on only one game.

If they do come off it's not likely going to be before Christmas 2bh. Their fixture till then has like one difficult match.

>hotel and restaurant income (20 million, watching pogba play is something that requires a full holiday in manchester to experience)

>difficult with how well Chelsea Everton & Liverpool are playing)
Everton can't keep this up, they've just been lucky that their fixtures have been so kind to them and Chelsea looked like garbage against Liverpool, so the top 4 finish might be available for United.

>United fans already turning against the new manager

im not too sure it seemed like that first goal came so early that they didnt really need to risk exposing themselves to a counter attack and then when they were ready for another push henderson scored a really lucky wonder goal it probably just wasnt neccessary

maybe but they're already overperforming and i know leicester didnt burn out last year but Everton always do and always will

2nd half was uncreative for them indeed.
Imo when you're winning 2-0 in stamford bridge its better to try and keep it that way.

As Klopp said we would have been very happy with a 3-1 victory and we are perfectly contempt with 2-1 ,its fine.

The lads showed they tried to defend their lead and that made be happy desu. 2nd half was a sign that they are working on their defending problems with the only exception being Chelsea's goal.

I was watching the post match analysis and Tiery described perfectly how that could been stopped from happening.Id post the vid but im too lazy after i almost just woke up.

Its good though. I like how they keep showing signs of improvement. Ill i would ask for is a wing back signing on January

>people will respond seriously to this potatonigger liverpool supporting bait

Everton have their best shot in ages of a top 5. Even so United have to contend with Chelsea Liverpool Tottenham Arsenal & Everton, they'll no doubt drop points against some of thosr teams while having this full re build to deal with. Formation, starting XI, confidence & tactics are all shot to shit. A top 4 is definitely possible but the league is over for this season.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

oh yes boo hoo poor man united fans

Guess the player.

Failed crosses [8]
Failed passes [7]
Backward passes [15]
Shots on target [0]
Yellow cards [1]
Take-ons [0]

I came in here to read this, I didn't remember Chelsea losing 3 games in a row under Mourinho last season.

Rppney

Nothing better than seeing this attention seeking le tee hee im a grill xdddd """""""""female""""""" tripcunt absolutely btfo

Literally the cancer of spee, along with 190km waist and all of /arse/

Poop Poogba

>mug sales
Mugs for mug supporters. Makes sense.

If you want to count penalties as a loss, 24th October to 31st:

West Ham 2-1 Chelsea
Stoke 1-1 Chelsea (Stoke win on pens)
Chelsea 1-3 Liverpool

Don't bully.

>Pooney will still start every game for England

>Rooney has failed to assist a goal from a corner in 84 Premier League games, his last was vs. Cardiff City in 2013.

>will still take every single one of our corners

Bring back Phil Jones

>Rooney has failed to assist a goal from a corner in 84 Premier League games, his last was vs. Cardiff City in 2013.

>Mug sales (10 million)

Fucking kek. The whole post is amazing though.

>hypocrisy
>delusion
>victim complex

manu fans are pathetic

I know I've given this a (You) already, but I hope somebody posted this on Red Cafe or whatever the United version of RAWK is.

>Banned

If you get banned for that, then Arsenal forums must be literal ghost towns.

Fergie was right to ship that dumb nigger off.
Where are all the cunts who were calling Fergie senile for that move now?

"alll it took was a look at his skin, that's all it took"

-Pep Guardiola

EXPOSED

youtu.be/ygB7P7rg8u4