B-b-but I am le special one

Don't discount the possibility that he kills himself.

after real madrid everything went downhill... imagine if he retired b4 RM

Damn. Imagine if mouyes does commit suicide.

more like le special done

>tfw every single post starts with 71 for a while

kek

HON HON HON

mon dieu

Fck... 2003 memories

>stealing from leddit

ayyyy

At the end of the day, he's just a PE teacher,

SAVAGE

What's next in his master plan?

Specialist in failure?

Fact: Jose Mourinho has won the Premier League three times since the day Arsenal last won the league. Since that time, Mourinho has also won 2 CLs, 2 Serie A, and 1 Liga.

LEL EBIC TWITTER POST MY DUDE XDDDD

After last season, did people really expect him to magically make Man U good?

Will he ever recover from last season?

B-b-but le 100 gorillion £ dabbing monkey and grandpaimovic

They stole the moui van laal (mouyes eyes edit) from leddit too. Compensation for them making the "100m for a dabbing fellaini" meme mainstream.

>have Schneiderlin in your squad
>field fellaini

Mou's football is so outdated even he cant remember how to do it properly. He's essentially playing a 10 and an 8 as two defensive midfielders.
And then hes playing a striker with 0 creativity as his #10.

If united dont put Rooney on the wing, Schneiderlin instead of Fellaini and Miki in the middle, they'll be bottom half.

Jose Mourinho is also the manager who has spent the most amount on transfers...

IN THE WORLD.

HE IS LITERALLY NO.1 IN SPENDING.

>b-b-but he doesn't buy success!
>Real Madrid is a babby underdog team!
>Chelsea is a babby underdog team struggling to make ends meet! No money for transfers!
>Porto was a weak 3rd tier division side with no good players!

Pathetic.

>almost relegate league champions in record time
>get sacked
>manure immediately hires you for huge wages
top keks, who's in charge of these decisions at united?

>top keks, who's in charge of these decisions at united?

The best bit is, Mouyes said that United and the fans were scum or some shit.

Where is the brazilian man poonited bandwagonner? get bent you fucking favela dwelling nig

Any MADrid fan here? How does it feel that your messiah is losing AGAIN that "catapufo"?

they should put rooney on a plane to join fat frank and stevie g in the MLS.

What's next for his career? Running away to Porto/Portugal?

>Van mouyes
Who will be manage next season? I say zhing Chong FC

He should manage Portugals NT and try to win a WC.

He'd probably try some retard shit like trying to play Ronnie at CAM.

>only one person can ever think of something the others stole it
>browsing reddit while trying to act like its a bad site at the same time
Why are Dutch posters so fucking dumb?

>madrid fans
>your messiah
What even is this post

shut the hell up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

not anymore

Only arsenal supporters care about spending money, winners spend, losers cry about it

maybe if you lived in spain you would understand it, half their fans still considered him a god until he got sacked from chelsea last season

To make the common Suriname folk feel bad about their lives

Literally MLS bound

Mourinho really seems too in love with his 4231, he doesn't want to change it.

i think he's unironically mentally ill

the real special one

>b-but la liga and bundesliga are shit leagues

This is not the competition he wants to be in.

Really? being serious all I can see is him being stubborn and cunt, why do you think he's mentally ill?

>le obsessed with Wenger man

he seems paranoid

the "there is a refereeing conspiracy against us" from last year was downright delusional and the carneiro business was weird

He needs xanax

Dunno, the ref conspiracy was probably his epic mindgames, I don't think he actually believes what he says. I hope so, at least.

>epic mindgames
everyone, even his own players, thought it was ridiculous what was the point?

You need to be good if you want people to trust you with their money.

>he seems paranoid
he certainly fits with paranoid personality disorder quite a bit

or you need to go to desperate clubs with lots of money

This

>Hurr durr muh Mourinho
>hurr durr muh Pogback
Mouyes out, Woy in

kek fucking muslims

I think with Woy Manure will get relegated within the season.

He won the league with chelsea though. But I do think he was broken while at RM.

It's his shit player management. Why would players want to try for someone they don't like?

Yet he managed one of the best teams ever in his first Chelsea run and players literally cried when he left Inter

>"""dutch"""

Considering Roy never relegated Liverpool, Fulham or West Brom, I think you're talking shit.

Leaving Inter was the biggest mistake he ever made.

That just proves how shitty Manure is now.

That doesn't prove anything, other than you're dumb slope.

Based France

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like a complete fraud and failure?

you don't understand the magical hold Fellaini has on every United manager

they think they can resist him but in the end they all succumb

vingt sur vingt

>that grin
>what could possibly go wrong dot jpeg

>Rooney on the wing
but that's fucking stu-
>w/ Miki in the middle
that... that's not such a bad idea

>United get l8est gr8est player from BvB
>don't play him
now when has this ever happened before...

Tbh if he was broken by managing Englel as much as Mouyes was broken by managing RM the chance is very real.

>Fellaini
pic related

>Schneiderlin
I forgot they bought him, is he alive?

Just stop FFS!

he

>Special One - Watford Three

>shit that happened more than 6 years ago

Ok cool, but at Madrid and his second Chelsea spell, players literally hated him.

Where is the upvote button

Yes because egos don't mix with Mourinho. He used to be Ferguson tier at handling them and now he's shit at it.

>Be able to play a midfield three of Herrera+Schneiderlin with Pogba in front of them
>Play Fellaini and Pogba as a midfield two with Rooney as a no. 10

>Mouyes

Literally R3dd1t: The Manager

speak american!!