He's played 6 games now, how many goals and assists does he have? Remember he cost 120m which is 4 Fernandinho's

He's played 6 games now, how many goals and assists does he have? Remember he cost 120m which is 4 Fernandinho's

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>neverlands talking about football

>100 million for darker melo

>island monkey talking about football

>asian cup winners

>neverlands talking about football
>Creating modern football
>Opinion discarded
what is your end game Australia?

is he really worth over 3 time less than pogba?

His sideway passes contribute more than Pogba could ever think of doing

>i expect immediate return on my investment

t.poorfag

>motm on his debut
>all solid games after that

it's not his fault United's shit

>150M GBP for a black, dabbing james milner

(You)

whatever you say jose

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>poor 3rd world shithole where youth can't get jobs.
>town's under development suddenly abandoned to leave "ghosts towns"
>average move out age for adults is 28
What's spains end games?

He was utter shite in the derby, lad

is he, dare i say it, a fraud?

Just a season ago, they could have gotten 40 Weigls for that price.

pretty rude

*dab*
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shagging your women in magaluf beach, beating your teams in international competition and living from the eu gibs. Quite comfy desu

He was at fault for that second goal.

>Dirk Kuyt says that Paul Pogba was “screaming and shouting” during Manchester United’s Europa League defeat to Feyenoord.

>Pogba struggled on his European debut for United, as Jose Mourinho’s side were beaten 1-0 by the Eredivisie leaders.

>The Frenchman started in a midfield three for the first time since rejoining United in a world-record £89.3million deal, but flattered to deceive.

>In an interview with the Daily Mirror, former Liverpool forward Kuyt says that the 23-year-old was rather vocal during the defeat, often complaining at his teammates over their mistakes.

>“All I heard during the first half against United was Pogba screaming and shouting at his own players,” Kuyt said. “And when it was half-time, he was shouting at them all even louder.

>“He was screaming at them about the things which were not going right for the team. The thing about United is that they only know one way to play.

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i'm embarrassed for manure customers

He'll dab on his next haircut.

You just have to believe.

lmao.

>Infested nig nog shithole
>One of the highest depression rates in the world
>40% native population in the capital
>30% of the economy is based around fiscal havens which is about to collapse
>Shit weather
>Shit landscapes
>One of the highest alcohol consumptions in the world
>Every corner of the country is urbanized
>Shit genes
>Shit teeth
What is the point of living in a shithole like the UK? I would kill myself if I lived there

The point of living in a shithole like UK is to be more relevant then the even worse-off shithole called spain.

>A player's value is now expressed in amount of Fernandinho's
kek

Is he, dare I say it, the french townsend?

This Pogbanter thread is getting out of control.

>is to be more relevant
How are you more relevant than me? I mean if you are willing to give 40% of your salary for a bunch of polititians to be powerful so be it.I have a confortable life with a nice weather here.While you probably will end your pity life in 2 years.

Now that the dust has settled, was he a better transfer than Pogba?

Spaniards are salty because all of our scum on go holiday there and it's disheartening to see such creatures with such money to spend

>Mario Balotelli has been left out of Nice's squad to face Montpellier on Sunday with multiple reports citing the player's fragile physical condition for his omission.

>The Italian was subdued on Thursday night against Schalke in the 1-0 Europa League defeat and did not train on Saturday with the rest of the squad.

top kek
is this nigga finished?

>soccer
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""sport"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>Remember he cost 120m
yep. he cost 120m, but is worth 10m

>more relevant
like you have a say in things while serving kebabs to the tourists, ahmed. How can you be so delusional? hahaha you live in a shithole, not even good weather, football or women

>literally 160m for a black, dabbing ryan mason

>Wijnaldum has been quiet but decent at Liverpool so far, not really setting the world alight
>still done more than Pogba
>Capoue outscoring Pogba like an absolute maniac

jesus fuck, he's flopped hard

>UK tourist
>Money
kek.Most of the English tourits that come here are pretty poor and just come here due cheap flight prices.Probably you are one of those low class scrubs

LMAO

Jew-vey still laughting

You can't even drink your own tap water. You are a third world country

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>le enriched player with dabs for the youth customers

Townsend has been pretty good for >us this season so far though

>drinking tap water
you're poor, aren't you? top keks
>b-b-but I'm relevant, d-don't laugh at me pls
ayyyyyyyy lmao

>You can't even drink your own tap water
>Needs to lie to look cool on a Vietnamese food board
kek.If that keeps you happy Niggie.Just don't kill yourself.
Ke

£250m panic bids for bayol or nerman in december when united are 7th and 15 points off the top.

Spoiler alert: You're both third world shitholes.

>approximately 200M pound sterling for the less aggressive Jonjo Shelvey

Don't kill yourself Bork.The goverment needs people to extract the oil until the shitskins arrive

Not sure why he was MOTM on his debut, he barely did anything of use all game

You guys are literally third worlders that discovered oil. Basically the country equivalent of a nigger winning the lottery

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idiots

What's the best starting eleven you could buy for the price of one Pogba?

never been to spain but it seems to be goat for everything but professional career. thats one thing going for the UK. what kinda jobs do you have spainbros?

>what kinda jobs do you have spainbros?
Depends on qualification.Lots of aerospace and mechanical engineering work if you have the degree.Most jobs that don't require qualification are as waiter or service jobs which pay low wages

That's not how you spell "perfect delivery on every set piece"

honestly? the entire polish NT. might be a bit close when keeping lewandowski, depending on his current price, but the rest is affordable with 120 gorrillion british credits.

Alternative question: what's the best spine you could buy? So 3-4 players, at least one each of attackers, defenders and midfielders.

>Mane, Fernandinho, Hunmels

If you took the fee at the time of their transfer, you could have the lineup Dortmund used in the CL the other night, for less than the price of one Pogba.

hows work for systems engineering?

>systems engineering
You could probably get a job at a car factory or an aerospace one.Airbus was hiring people currently .I just dont know if you need spanish for the job.

I keep repeating myself, but ManU could have gotten Kante, Pjanic and Gündogan for the price of one Pogba. And they probably would have gotten Krychowiak on top of that, had they tried.

That's a rock-solid midfield, capable of dominating the EL and holding its own in the Premiership. But no, they had to buy an overpriced, mercurial midfielder that is highly dependant on having specific teammates around him.

preach muh nigga

Holy shit that's an amazing stat

>Bravo, Kompany, Silva, Aguero

>Krychowiak
>Kante
>rock solid

Krychowiak is overrated trash
and Kante is very limited

>Gündogan

why would he go to a europa league midtable club

The way Mouyes is playing Pogba they wouldve been better of with kante.

At least I think you could, assuming my maths isn't off.
Bürki - €3.5m
Piszczek - Free. Could also be replaced by Passlack from the youth.
Sokratis - €9m
Bartra - €8m
Schmelzer - Youth
Weigl - €2.5m
Guerreiro - €12m
Götze - €23m
Pulisic - Youth
Dembélé - €15m
Aubameyang - €17m

Makes €90m, so you could even throw in Castro at €11m, and still not quite reach Pogba's price.

The funny thing is that this team literally is material for CL quarter finals and 5th to 2nd tops in Bundesliga. All for the price of 0.8 Pogbas.

kroos 30M, modric 45M, isco 30M, asensio 3.5M, casemiro 6M, kovacic 31M =130M
All of Madrid's midfielders costed slightly more than Pogba

that's definitely true

>you could even throw in Castro at €11m
nah, better use that money to hire a competent manager instead of mouyes

Hey, that's our meme!

>mercurial midfielder that is highly dependant on having specific teammates around him
to be fair, there is a DRASTIC quality gap between Marchisio and Vidal, and Rooney and Fellaini

I don't want to sound lke a racist, but I can't remember a black outstanding player in football.

...

>who is messi

You could have Ancelotti for a year, for €4m more, so you still wouldn't reach Pogba's fee.

Makelele, Vieira, Henry...

eto'o, ronaldinho, mascherano

kek

>mascherano
well meme'd

c. ronaldo, boateng, hans sarpei

>hans sarpei
meme magic doesn't count

poor man's mahrez but with no pace or goals

Juve's cl final team cost less than pogba did.

Tevez, Morata, Pirlo, Vidal, Marchisio, Pogba, Evra, Barzagli, Bonucci, Lichtsteiner, Buffon.

well, he had as many goals as pogba this season.

Not even in Asia kek

Dumb kangaroo fuckers

Adidas definitely contributed to the Pogba fee, they need a superstar at Utd now they make the kits.

Pogba will come good when Rooney stops fucking up everything. NEVER seen a player hold a team back like he does. Also Jose plays negative shite.

And all these "you could get x, y and z" posts are retarded.

t. mino raiola

kys manure customer

>Adidas definitely contributed to the Pogba fee
citation needed

>And all these "you could get x, y and z" posts are retarded.
>money is not real

seedorf, henry, both ronaldos, ronaldinho, yaya toure off the top of my head

>yfw Poogba is the new Balotelli

>Pogba will mark the official end of money being the magical tool for success

Smh 2bh famalan

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