Tottenham Sunderland

I love spurs come on you today

>Moyes

I have to agree, Spurs should be beating them by a few goals, idk how long >moyes will last this season.

>cattermole
[fouls intensify]
[bookings intensify]

>clattermole starts

15-0 spurs
moyes commits pooicide on the touchline

You now remember that cattermole blooter to start the season last year.

what do you call a mackem homophobe?

gooch ndong denayer

Tottenham were lucky to get a point against Liverpool

Lads if Tottenham score we all do this OK ,take note

>MOYESSSS 5 (five) YEARS

Yeah, I think Spurs would score at least 3, but i firmly believe Defoe is good for a goal

*Tottenham were unlucky to not get a penalty against Liverpool

fix'd

What part of Hotspur are you lads from?

>not posting the superior mask pic
You had one job

I don't feel this match well at all.

West Green Road m7+1

>Moyes making changes at the last second

Here we go

i am here to laugh at spurs dropping points

Imagine if Sunderland finished higher in the league table than United

got a big chicken in the oven lads

Wanna see Spurs lose but we're dealing with Sunderland here

its a hen

lmao what a gay kit is that

Tottenham are surprisingly good considering how shit they are

...

I wish I could, but I doubt it with Sunderland
This

>realising 15 minutes before the 5th game of the season that van aanholt is shite

That is the worst kit I have seen since Evertons shitty pink kit

...

the game is on the day.

>sunderland 17th
>united 18th

kek

yeah, for a shit team they play pretty good football and have some tasty players.

>moyes

Is he better than >mouyes though?

>outta my way suspension fucking shits

>van aanholt isnt injured but cant be on the bench
>moyes

classic

>the game is on the day.
what do you mean by this?

>msw Danayer geta an early injury

man I kinda love the Sunderland kit

Going to need some Alli goals

Need an hd stream link please

>its the episode where if spurs win they get into the top4
i've seen this episode before
1-1

Fantasyfags please leave

dor botstst non hottontot op onzonotto goddommo

when is this cunt ass team S*nderland just gonna get relegated already?? Tired of them shitting up the league

bookmark livefootballol.me

This year probably

Only West Ham and Stoke are as shitty

Seriously though, who will last longer?
>moyes
or
>mouyes

Jesus christ Sunderland are shit

What's the name of Macaroni-Mohawk man lads?

>no newcashite or sundershite next season

based

Mouyes

They gave van laal two years ffs

didier ndong

We dem MOYES BOYES

thanks Michael

Mouyes

Manure's poor form will most likely come to an end soon, whereas Sunderland are looking to pull a Derby '08

didier meme ndong (the meme is silent)

Losing to Watford in the league is pretty bad, m8. Iirc, Van Lala lost to MK Dons in the league cup but was there ever a league loss like that after a loss in a competition to a Eurominnow like Feyenoord ?

Sunderland playing 3 Dms in a midfield 3, I guess they haven't come to play tiki-taka

Eh, I would think that after going through the motions with Moyes and Van Gaal, that they're going to stick with Mou despite his shit form (14 losses in his last 32 games)

>(the meme is silent)
It was extremely painful by they took off his mask

why do Sunderland consistently have radical away kits?

ahh it's going to be one of those shithouse keeper has the game of his life against us episodes

yes yes i love those

Davies is done for isn't he?

because friendship is magic

they look gay as fuck

I wish Kane would hurry up and get injured

Sunderland will inevitable win a game this season. Just pray that it isn't against the team you support

>Kane

fám pls no, don't even say it

>shithouse keeper

future england no. 1

>Radical

Cowabunga dude.

I suppose its because their first kit is too similar to half the league

Real men wear magenta

Are you kidding? Our kits are fucking embarrassing.

i wish sky would stop showing repeats, ive seen this one so often

Hey Lloris isn't that bad

What level are you on Pokeman

...

why is kane not at the paralympics

96

same difference

17
>tfw you live in a rural ares
>closest stop is a 20m drive

fucking love dembele

>that feel when dembele is back

Who Sunderl/a/nd here?

Why are Spurs so bad

He's unironically better than Pogba.
I'm not even joking, if he played for Belgium last summer the results woud have been completely different

>wanyama
Two wasted shots tbhfam

Weebs don't exist in Sunderland m8

20 metres isn't that far lad.

Literally wish some russian would snipe Witsel

It is if you're a 200kg brick shithouse

How can Tottenham have a derby against Arsenal and a derby against Chelsea

this sissoko guy looks decent

I fucking knew it, it IS gonna be one of those shit-keeper-saves-fucking-EVERYTHING kinda games

>teams in a city with multiple teams can only have one derby
where is this rule written?

yeah, pogba basically plays like he's doing a shit dembele impression

>it's a Tottenham put a team under immense pressure but can't score episode

Spurs are genuinely exciting to watch.

Why would a belgium have a name like Tony

I was just about to give your first post a (You)

NOOOOOOOOOOO TOBY!

how do you pronounce Alderweireld

4 saves in 15 minutes, i dont think he'll make another 30 without conceding desu

>and get countered hard at some point, making the rest of the game a race to get 1 point

tbf that was aimed straight at pickford's gut

All-der-vayr-eld

moyes already looks dishevelled

it's toby

Pickford isn't actually that bad, he's just inexperienced.

lmao son back to his usual ways

Son...come on son

Damn Son

...

>son

don't know why everyone insists on changing the W to a V, it's just a w

youtube.com/watch?v=YLUsq9Gw8Z4

TOBY

we're different posters m8

Is Watmore elite?

>It's a Sunderland are miserable to watch episode

Don't know why I still bother with this

Yup m8

no

Why isn't kane on freekicks

...

Woy is that you?

he's on corner duty

>run into player
>get fk
why dont more players do this

surely

fucking

SURELY

this sunderland is bad enough to get relegated

FUCKING SUUUUUUREEEELLLLLYYYYYY

>soda

lloris distribution has been poor

youtube.com/watch?v=KnN8KhaL3eM

i'll let the lad tell it himself

why is januzaj playing? ive watched him for 20 minutes and he hasnt contributed anything. he doesnt help out the defense, and he doesnt press the ball while playing up. literally no point in playing the guy, put in another defender or something jesus.

Comfiest game of the week tbqh

nah. They'll beat a few top teams in the last couple months and finish 17th

Sunderland deserves to get relegated for those kits

why is >Moyes much more entertaining than the entire eplel

How come nobody is taking a bite off that macaroni mohawk in the wall

It's not made any easier by the absolute state of this away kit.

Basically Pogba in a nutshell.

...

classic tragic character.

They will meme their way to safety in the last 2 months

Tottenham "Blue Balls" Hotspur

he's a diva, instead of criticizing bring some chips to his locker room or whatever's on his rider

Fucking hell this meme defending

Remember my m8 saying Januzaj would be world class.

Hello can somebody please remind me how much Sissoko cost please

lads

LADS

DAT FUCKING SON MOVE

too much

>le mouthbreather mong

daily reminder

kek
how have they not scored yet

>It's another Spurs play brilliantly with tons of possession but never score episode
Fucking hate these lads

>paying 35m for sissokho
Top fucking kek

calm down lad

Januszjajsjzz has two goals against who ???? And everyone was saying he was the next Messi.

Now he plays for them.

Pottery.

...

wasn't impressed by signing sissoko for 30 fucking million but i suppose he's alright

where the fuck is nkoudou tho

>post yfw when your face when Sunderland when by too goals to 1 when Bludnerland win 2-1

1/3rd of a pogbad

thanks belgbro

Are we in for another dank upset?

>de janugay

son

>yfw when your face when Sunderland when by too goals to 1 when Bludnerland win 2-1

wat

wot

Hmmmmm

Why does Sunderland even exist?

...

Defoe (81)

1-0 FT

u wot m890

...

hmm

yes

Damn foreigners

United reject dumping ground.

rly maeks u think

Verily invokes one's cognitive processes.

Just wanted to say I am comfy as fuck watching this nbcsn stream and chatting with y'all while drinking coffee.

1-0 implies the home to wins

defoe own goal?

>this sunderland tiki-taka

>being this home when you're 1-0 up at home

...

Literally what

Mouyes for next Sunderland manager!

sorry

0-1 FT

in before >we go 0-1 down

...

youtube.com/user/FullTimeDevils/videos

it's time

ive had 4 or 5 cups already today, but damn do i want another

...

kino

this looks like the sort of thing you see at a non-league fa cup tie

Is Pienaar the greatest african footballer of all time? Yes

HARRY CRANE!!

what is Benny McCarthy

How do you manage that? I only drink more than two during 12 hour duty shifts(sometimes).

literally shocked to see we're 30+ minutes in

...

GG Okocha is better tbqh

ahh ye will ye will ye will ye will ye will

>Not Zidane

Januzaj is so bad

>janujaz

Well played.

Dont know, im up since 9am and its 5pm now, so its spread out, but still seems like a lot. I have 3 in work during the day, but my boss makes the shittest coffee that only equals one decent cup over all

its Jay

>I rate Zidane

When was the last time spurs won a trophy?

Hello. Where are the >moyes?

>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""super"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" sunday

when was the last time canada won anything?

>Its Jay

literally wrong

League Cup a couple of years ago.

1492

sissoko has the most evenly sweaty face out of any sportsman i've ever seen

apologize

>Being subjected to 3 cups of shitty coffee
That's why I take the responsibility myself, you need to speak up in the name of good coffee.
On an on topic note, did dier get shunted to CB to accommodate Wanyama/Dembele? As a neutral I thought dier did well at DM.

>fucking hell ref
what did alli mean by this?

>Says the canadian

More recently than a Canadian football player was relevant.

he's talking about Star Wars

Lifelong leicester fan here... they beat us for a worthington cup once.

PUT YOUR LEAF BACK ON =O

>literally obsessed with Newcastle

Maccems are pathetic

>says Peru

2014

haha Januzaj and Denayer so poor in a row there

No lamela no party desu

Also get Kane off FFS

SHIT SON!

A
FUCKING
LEAF

I usually only drink one of them, then when im home for lunch make a nice one.
Think Jan got moved in due to Rose being injured, but dont know why Wimmer isnt around. Could have had Davies at LB, but it might make more sense when we see the mid week selection

...

>the state of sunderland defending
How the fuck is it 0-0 still

Is this one of those matches that never ends?

it's autumn canada , it'll be back in the spring

What they saying? They booing sissoko or something? Because Newcastle fans would do that themselves tbqh

this tbqh. janssen >>>> kane at the moment

Ah injuries, that makes sense then.
You are here forever

>a leaf gooner
Kys

>Djilobojidiobji

kek

Iain Hume is Canada's greatest ever player.

What are you on about? Janssen is Soldado tier atm

come back in about 60 minutes leaf

dubs for spurs goal

My mother and I thing that hilarious

QUICK

Name >our best XI with Rose fit

What the fuck are these stats? How haven't Spurs scored yet?

this
Literally cancer spreading over cancer

>Not Owen Hargreaves

He gets into fantastic positions and makes brilliant runs but no one passes to him

Good times. Kind of

sons corners are much better than eriksens 2bh

slip

Canada's Sharpshooter, the Excellence of Execution, Bret - the Hitman - Hart

He's had two missed absolute sitters

Newcastle are no longer in the Prem, so why the fuck do Sunderland ever have a weekend match that isn't at 3pm on a Saturday?

Lloris
Walker Toby Jan Rose
Dier Dembele
Lamela Eriksen Son
Kane

>advertisements in the middle of the match
>lengthening the scoreboard bar with a shitty ad
Fucking american broadcasting I swear

he's unironically looked better than kane in every match he's been part of so far. kane's 1 goal to janssen's 0 doesn't mean much, it's 1 goal and janssen only ever gets 20 mins

Last 2 digits are when Defoe scores

that is exactly what happened to soldado in the beginning

I'd he dead

Bonkers how lucky Tottenham are

LADS

>HUUUUUUUUUUUUME

a beacon of hope in leicester city's darkest hour

WEW LAD

Jews nearly got jewed

>poonaar

>penor

see

Fucking hell walker

>poonaar

next match then

back to /arse/ with ya

walker's done that twice in two games now lol

HOLY SHIT WEBM THAT SAVE

>pener

No it's his bro that had a tumble

WEW LAAAADS

What are you on about (again)? Janssen has averaged 50 min per game in the prem, and he manages to be less effective than Kane, who hasn't been very effective to begin with

Ended up going back to uni lads and this shitty internet is fucking killing me, can barely stream.

Honestly it's bullshit it's current year and they still can't sort this fuckery out

>FAGNAR

>Not Peschisolido

Would u rather Mouyes or Moyes as your manager?

NO GOAL

he's greased lightning, back there so fucking fast

Walker would make a great ((jew))

>Tottenham
>lucky

M8 Spurs have the worst luck of any club ever

Who else wants spurs to win just so United go further down the table

when i lived on uni campus i had super fast internet, it was nice

how are you brits not rioting in the streets at the state of your internet yet

you need to get a vpn or tunnel your connection somehow

privateinternetaccess is pretty good

Huh

must have been thinking of someone else

>i know fuck all about football: the post
never reply to me again

>worst luck
They're just shit

Idk, Kane has scored some of the jammiest goals I have ever seen

Half time ____

>19 (nineteen) shots in one half
>absolutely fuck all to show for it
why oh why is there no end product with this otherwise brilliant play

what a fucking shit half

Why isn't there some kind of tee used for goalie kickoffs?

dubs

Did you see that score Jay?

unbelievable how often spurs do this

year upon year fucking hell

This, they're beta cucks.

Halftime!

post some half time traps

Pakistan gangs operate all over our country raping thousands and thousands of little British girls over the space of decades with the authorities doing nothing about it because racism

And no one rioted.

What makes you think we'do riot over Internet?

IT'S G YOU FUCKING RETARD

IS ANYONE STAYIN UP FOR HANDEGG??

niggers r ruining tottenham

post half time frauds

sunderland have more men packed in to their box than a canadians mother

You know it bby, deciding if I want to drink today or not

delet this

Nah. I've watched it a few times. It's definitely Jay.

>walking football

please could we just throw all the old people into an oven instead

>that pienaar chance

just fuck my life up

why is son carrying tottenham

why cant kane score off these amazing crosses

Damn son, checked and keked

Ah, that makes sense actually, they probably do throttle it. Thanks m8

This game's shit anyway

Uuuuuuunghh..

not more drink.. just good smoke and coffee

>19 shots
>only 6 on target

get it to fucking gether

because it affects you personally?

...

Pickford is bretty gud

Who's more shit west ham or stoke?

>blunderland will actually get relegated

can't wait lads

>it's a Tim Krul flashback episode

Stoke based off of the table but wet spam isn't far behind

Lads, settle a debate for me. Is potato salad objectively the greatest potato dish?

Stoke

at nottingham they did this thing where you couldn't download any binary files over a gig and it had to be through a shitty web interface that would check for """viruses""" first at 0.5MB/s

VPN got round everything and I could even torrent shit at 10MB/s up and down, it was pretty cool

How many years have we heard this, it still hasn't happened. I still don't know how they escape every season.

Well its Spurs so it doesn't matter
Theyre obviously the better side because of possession and passing stats

potato latkes son

Roast, mash and dauphinoise are all better just off the top of my head
Everybody seemed to eat shitloads of potato salad in the caribbean when I went

Hello, where are the halftime slags?

>It's a every belgian on the pitch was great analysis on belgian tv episode

why are girls from sunderland such coalburners?

They're obviously the better side based on actually watching the game.

oof, hard call. Mashed potato, potato gratin! Theres a lot of good spud out there.

We said it for several years about Wigan, then Newcastle just in recent times. If you don't change there's only so long you can circle the drain for
Sunderland have changed - they got in Moyes who is actually worse than Big Sam

Tony Aldervierweld

He's gone on a few mazy runs and should have an assist
If one thing come off for him and they win people will be raving about him

Why aren't you, you fucking racist?

tbf they have been, apart from vertongshit

hash browns

or spanish omelette

well you're the expert

No, that would be au gratin potatoes my island friend.

This is a civilised thread.

Stone Cold Charlie Austin

lack of vitamin D from sunlight makes them colourblind

>not rating Jantje

But I was promised boobs earlier.
Fair enough, I suppose you can only hold off the rot for so long.

They're all so fat they need the BBC to penetrate their folds

i am. no one even mentioned crisps, or >muh chips!
not a fan of roast potato though.

what are your experiences with spanish omelette?

>Not even a single mention of Causa
We haven't invented potatoes for this

Is sports tv trying to push fucking Hockey in Britain or your country too? It's fucking ridiculous in Belgium.

>stop trying to make hockey happen, it's not gonna happen

Januzaj has been poor outside that pieenar chance.

It's probably delicious, but it looks like a trainwreck.

Yeah I was there too, and then Tranmere

Still member De Vries in the FA Cup though and Schlupp.

Fuck Tottnum

never heard of it before, looks p tasty but it doesn't count imo because potato is a filler rather than the main event

Shit, that looks tasty

The season we were shit and sacked Levien, Kelly came in and we started scoring through balls off Hume and a young Fryatts pace.

Think Fat Fryupp scored in 12 seconds of it one game, we still lost 2-1 though

I have spent a lot of time in Spain and have had 2 gfs there, I have much experience with it. I make my own now

coys

delet this

nope haven't seen any mention of it

>Error: You must wait longer before deleting this post.

I tried

same

sunderland are growing into the game

The SAS is the world's finest fighting force and every one of them comes from Essex.

Jesus christ. what are Sunderland wearing?

We can all agree that Pogba is the most overhyped, overrated player of all time right?

Sunderland need to calm down and control the ball when they get it. They're trying too hard to move it forward.

SAS: Slags At Southend-On-Sea?

What warrants this game being televised?

>shitssoko

pogbaposters pls go

reefball

The best kits in the league.

pls score lads

"cam on yoo sperrs"

What do they mean by this

Good post

how the fuck wasnt that a foul lmao

The ludicrous amount of money paid for the broadcasting rights.

THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING

>come on you spergs

yannazaye subbed when

>shiton

can't shake the feeling that kane has been found out and everyone knows how to deal with him now

doesn't look anywhere near the threat that he used to

>come on you speds

Son has been dreadful

That was awful

Sunderland's kit is aesthetic.

well even ronaldo got found out

You're kidding right?

COME THE FUCK ON

WHY WASN'T THERE SOMEONE THERE TO JUST TAP IT IN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEE

re

>De Vries in the FA Cup

that goal was great

miles offside, followed by a completely atypical composed finish

No he hasn't
He's been playing really well.

...

when is janssen coming on?

son is on a fucking mission today

he deserves the winning goal

Yes and no.
He's the most dangerous player by far but he keeps doing retarded choices at the same time.

just fyi

you're a fucking moron

please don't post here again thanks

absolutely nothing of any value has ever come from essex

son is the one thats playing well m8

Sunderland gonna win 1-0 senpaitachi

no

Isn't Sissoko a gooner?

Why is Son always shooting?

>JILLOBUDGIE

Oh look, Tottenham being lucky.

Again.

KAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!

jesus christ, you know it's a shit match when you roll your eyes at the goal

>Harry

Remember when Tottenham thought they were unlucky

LE TAP IN MAN DOES IT AGAIN

YEAHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

FLOODGATES

LE TAP-IN MONG
LE TAP-IN MONG
LE TAP-IN MONG
LE TAP-IN MONG
LE TAP-IN MONG

>epl defending

IT'S TIME

>MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES >MOYES

>Djilopoo with another mistake leading to a goal

>KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE >KANE

LOL
What a shitty goal, kane is one of the worst stat padders of all time with jammy goals like that.

ahh yes another tapin for kane

fucking such bullshit luck, and to that useless mong too

Grinding out wins

Champions elect la

youtube.com/watch?v=aTVspy43xxI&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com/watch?v=aTVspy43xxI&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com/watch?v=aTVspy43xxI&feature=youtu.be

Shit goal from a shit game

>THAT "DEFENDING"
>that oh noes reaction from the nr 20 who didn't even bother pressing

going down

>someone other than the chinaman gets they ball
>goal
roflmao senpai

>Djilobodji

youtube.com/watch?v=8VBhPObvkH0

OY VEY

>MOYES

And the flipside? Sunderland being shit again.

what the fuck was that defender doing

Good good, let the mouthbreathing cunt get overhyped some more. Spurs still won't win anything.

Why is Kane back early from the Paralympics?

Clattenburg is a cunt

>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES>MOYES

>Le score tap-ins against shit teams
The destroyer of Norwich, Aston Villa and Sunderland.

No wonder he's absolutely shit in Europe, club and country wise.

>moyes

>22 shots
>1 goal

...

>le start over vardy thanks to shit tapins man

"Moyes". What is that?

Hello?

cunt kane
no £60 for me

>tfw we didn't make a song about berbatov

Everyone is shit for England

He scored so many different types of goals last season, what a retarded thing to say.

WAT? MORE!

He scores the shittiest, jammiest tap ins.

Dier is good. Kane is shit.

>Cred Forums hates kane now

post yfw Sunderland equalise

Or wonder goals against Chelsea and Arsenal.

Back to your containment thread

Heung Min-Son?

More like Hung My Son amirite lads

maybe because he's absolute shit now

>he didn't watch the euros

Welcome to /arse/my friend

nice post

Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself.

when shit hits the fan, are you still a fan?

>now

They're just uninformed plebs who don't know that Kane typically doesn't start scoring until October

Before this the most goals he has scored in August and September is 1, so he's doubled that already.

Look at how mad the ABTs are ITT

I wish I could go back to /trans/, but /epl/ is just a shit version of it.

>wondergoals
Oh what, once or twice a season? The bulk of his goals are meme tapins or jammy bullshit.

My feet hurt lads.

>conveniently forgetting the blooters against chelsea and the arsenal

Are you surprised? People are finally waking up to ((their)) tricks.

Bullshit yellow. How do they still let this cunt ref spurs games when he's a fucking fan of the team?

sons corners were fucking perfect first half now he;s doing an eriksen impression

fuck happened

>typically
>does it once

lel

Even more glad now that Everton didn't sign Sissoko. Even for a good club he looks like utter shit.

>the bulk of a stikers goals are tap ins
>every striker ever

>twatmore

antisemitism btfo once again

Moyes back to United when

This is only his third established season you mong

mouyes and moyes to switch clubs before christmas

Yes, yes goy, don't be antisemitic.

spurs are shite

yeah that's why the is no guarantee that he will do it again ....
Also mind your language young man.

>Look at my cock poking through my trousers
Pochettino

Why is Poch so handsome? no homo

>shitsoko

Literally 3rd in the league and unbeaten.

>working-class whites

please just remove yourself back to pol thanks

chubby cheeked bore

that has nothing to do with them being shite though

He is only one of five English players with back-to-back 20+ goal seasons, achieved in his only two full seasons as a senior player

You're so wrong it's not even funny

what were the fans just chanting? i hear loads of teams chanting it but can never tell what the words are

Son looks knackered tbqh

>Spurs hate West Ham
>Blatantly steal a song they popularised

Arsenal also did it but that's because their fans are shit

Go to a game once in your life m8

wheres my bae lamela at

Everybody steals songs off everybody else

my club never sing it and the times the away fans sing it i can never tell what they're chanting

everyone so angry

it's sunday lads

Go to a doctor, you might be hearing impaired

>dembele ded
fuck sake

My shit team lost so I'm bitter

dembele injured again oh fuck right off

our best player literally made of daisy chains

Will Tottenham score again?

>It's a dembele injured season
I hate those

>tomorrow is monday

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Just hate Belgians desu.

Well I like Mirallas, but I do hate Lukaku

>dead

no problem for a neet

mate all of Belgium hates Lukaku too

>mass injuries

Are Spuds the new Arsenal?

injuries, injuries everywhere

i'm sorry, friend

>thigh strains for everyone

...

>tfw three day week because i bugger off on holiday Wednesday night

Could be worse

fuck me everyone dying

are you serious

>the city of spurs' hamstrings

eating macaroni with beef right now

>work tue-fri

Sundays are so fucking comfy

>tottenhamstrings

thanks for the sincere answer friend, so helpful of you to answer my question

>enjoy your Ndong

Why is Lamela so shit

>Lamela literally running circles around everyone for fun.

...

by around you mean away from them and away from goal?

Khazri holy fuck you fat stupid cunt

>where_do_you_think_you_are.jpg

>lame la

>Mike Dean giving Januzaj a yellow for getting fouled

>this sunderland kit

Is this finally the season that Sunderland finally get relegated?

>YOU STUPID NIGGA
Januzaj

Please

janugay so shit lads

this januzaj fella looks decent, anyone know anything about him?

MOTM: Son

dubs and spuds get cucked

Obama pls

lyl

>Moyes gets sacked
>Pullis takes over Sunderland
>Sunderland saved from relaxation again

...

...

united should look in to him

>implying pulis isn't going back to stoke after hughes gets sacked tomorrow

hes so fucking dumb jesus christ

thats at least 6 times today he's fucked it all up

>kane btfo

Whoa 8 whole tottenham players managed to not get injured yet

>ignoring your dying m8

ice cold

no newcastle to prop them up with easy 6 points

>Spurs carry on despite ded Kane

Kikes being scum, who woulda thunk?

Januzaj is literally championship tier

>Lose half your team to injury against Sunderland
Even when Spurs win, they lose

HAIRY DANE

palestine pls

>we finally have some depth
>heres three injuries

>Kane injured
>Pochard still won't start Janssen

t. Arafat

januzaj pls go

>Lelgium

>fuck this I need a vacation
Januzaj

>Taxi for Kane xxxxxddddd

poch would rather start sissoko up front

>JANUZAJ

KEK

lel

this is hilariously bad

>memezaj

wow, what scum he is

>Januzaj

6 extra minutes

fuck you why

this is the memeiest match that most people wont even know about

just wait for the two late blunderland goals to win it

sunderland aren't going to meme their way out of the championship places now

feels awesome

finally, Lamela striker!!

Reminder that Chelsea managed to con Sunderland into paying 8 million pounds for Memelobodji

>6 more minutes of this absolute shitshow

>lamlela

Repeating digits and Sunderland win 2-1

>6 (six)
>moyes minutes
prepare yo' asses for memes

>ARRRRRRRRRRR

I love Son lads

it's >mpyes time lads

Janssen you fuck up pass the fucking ball

>Janssen

It's fucking Soldado all over again!

>not passing to lamela
fuckwit

>skysen

wat

why does lamela have an anus tattooed on his neck?

janssen is terrible

More likely to be Son

Holy shit, he's bad

>janssen

how the fuck you fuck that situation up

holy lol

lads

I think janssen might be bad

JANDADO

HA,fuck! come on to fuck lads, finish this one

Suddenly sunderland have a sense of urgency

>implying it hasn't been good to watch

fuck off you miserable cunt

>jansshit

fucking hell

Where's that fucking retard who was saying Janssen is in better form than Kane?

It's like Overwatch and the 99% capture point

>>implying it hasn't been good to watch
what did he mean by this

>pickford can pass the ball
>their outfielders can't

in hiding

this game's been dire mate

>name is pickford
>can pick out a pass
nice

pickford is pretty good

So, Big Sam actually is a pretty good manager?

Both of his last two sides have collapsed without him.

LOL MOYES IS THE BEST

Holy fuck I need a Moyes counting gif

>MOYES

MOYES KEK

YOUR TEAM IS ABOMINABLE YOU FUCKING TWAT HAHAHA

...

>yfw the next england manager gets them relegated to the bottom division of the nations league and they lose to san marino

What is moyes on about

Didn't West Ham finish 6th after he left?

>moyes counting to 8 seconds in about 3
nice try

he's worrying about his gd

>moyes

GIMME AN M

GIMME AN O

GIMME A Y

GIMME AN E

GIMME AN S

WHAT'S THAT SPELL

>MOYES

Fucking hell, that should have been 4-0 with that complete and utter domination

'til next time lads

Son is life

I hope the tottenham bus gets totaled by a truck en route to their next game

bilic was riding the tidal wave big sam's 200kg body left after he bailed

should have been about 15-0 fucking hell

everyone died for the sake of scraping a 1-0 against fucking sunderland ad also janssen is dogshit

not happy

>should have been about 15-0 fucking hell
no it shouldn't have

half of tottenham's strikers couldn't put a shot on target, the ones that were on target were easy saves for pickford

They still had the Big Sam momentum then.

it took 27 shots before we scored
27

[spoiler]miss me yet[/spoiler]

how many of those 27 were on target? 6?

That's my point, the final decision making was dog fucking awful. With that level of domination and good attacking play it should have ended a much bigger scoreline but the players were fucking shite up front.

Hence I'm not happy.

>we

awh, still vole avb but hes shite

didnt count, let me know when you find out

Does anyone remember when Januzaj was the next messiah for united. What happened?

He can't dab.