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CAR:Jonathan Stewart (ankle) active vs 49ers
MIA:DeVante Parker officially active for Week 2
BAL:Buck Allen again a healthy scratch for Ravens
NE:Rob Gronkowski officially inactive for Week 2
PIT:Report: Markus Wheaton inactive for Week 2
DAL:Cowboys working to get Dez more involved
WAS:Josh Norman: Left side of field is 'my office'
NYG:Jason Pierre-Paul (shoulder) expected to play
ATL:Freeman to continue splitting work with Coleman
BUF:Owners met with players before firing Roman
PIT:Report: Rogers to have 'expanded role' Sunday
DEN:Thomas will test hip pregame, expected to go

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>levy is out with quad injury

DAMMIT GOD WHY DO YOU HATE US

Who /comfy 1-1/ here

right here

Who /gonna be 2-0/ here?

Toxins

who else ready for another cincy pittsburgh shitshow? how many guys go on ir as a result of this game?

Last minute fantasy advice please:

QB: Wilson or Carr
RB: Abdullah or Forsett
TE: (replacing gronk) Bennett or Pitta

who /0-2/ here?

>having a loss

>injured Wilson and that O-Line against the Rams D-Line

Nigga I dont care about last week, that's a recipe for disaster.

Is he elite yet?

elite at fantasy
at winning games, no

Cleveland over Baltimore is my one sure fire upset. Ravens fucking suck this year and don't try to tell me otherwise.

How does it feel to know that FOs like Cleveland and LA will make horrible decision after horrible decision and get paid millions of dollars to do so.

Yeah Im locked in for Carr, but iffy on abdullah because of riddick. Also bennett fucked me last week and pitta seems to have upside against cleveland

>Doubting Dak

Hullo

I think you have the wrong image there.

What will be the lowest scoring game combined?

SEA-LA?

Fuck 4 o clock games man we have so many of them this year even when we're at home

you don't deserve fantasy advice with such obvious choices. you must be awful and your 8 team league is a joke. HTH

goddamn those are hideous. Please don't ever post that picture again

titansfag reporting in. stafford is gonna go for 600 on us with how shaun hill looked against our secondary last week

Bengals are da bomb

3.5 hours until the Steelers are 1-1

who /comfy jets fan clicking around looking for good games/ today?

Where are the streams fellas? In need to see Edelman rek the Fins

Why is Aikaman on the Fox pregame show?

You don't seriously believe that, right

You wasted time typing that. Shows you dont know

Cincy/Pitt

They always play tight defensive games for whatever reason... Despite having two of the best offenses in the AFC

...

Stafford wins games despite his offensive line and losses them because of them.

Yes

You're thinking right. Forsett and Pitta SHOULD have the better games today. Then again, you know how this shit goes.

Those are based too, but nothing beats the blue and gold.

Those look like prison jumpsuits.

>having any form of faith in a negro qb that isn't Warren Moon. The only negro qb who could actually throw accurately and deep

Stoolers gonna get BTFO

>Being racist

Really coming down here at Heinz. Going to be a wet game.

Never underestimate the Lions capacity to lose games

>these early slot matchups

tip top boring tbqh

>Not sucking the cock of a minority means I'm racist

I'm black btw. Go be a cuck somewhere else

CAN'T DISH THE FISH!
[spoiler]Seriously, will he even be fired by week 4?[/spoiler]

>posting best girl

>being a weeb

because neither of the team's offenses want to be on the field for when the thuggery starts. I hope Antonio Brown stays home so Pacman won't have to truther his murder.

wow fuck I wish I could save that dank Pepe

>this uncle tom

Why are you asking questions you already know the answer to?

dak can't handle pressure, once he actually faces a decent pass rush he will be EXPOSED

>he doesn't steal paypays

Don't get too cocky, my Jagsbro. Wait until the Chargers lose.

Bungholes/Yinzers should be good desu

Not an uncle tom, it's just the truth, black qbs suck outside of a few outliers. Most rely entirely on their ability to be mobile and athleticism instead of being accurate passers and playmakers.

Yeah you're right, but you know how good it feels when the jags have even the slightest amount of hope.

right here nigga

Why wouldn't the Rams want to start Mannion? Why would they want to give Goff the David Carr treatment?

Mannion is pretty underrated imo, easily the best QB on that team.

Not to mention, Warren Moon is basically the Joe Montana of the CFL.
I'm implying that Jeff Fisher almost certainly will be 0-4 at Week 4. He's the most overrated has been since Norv Turner.
Does anyone think Norv Turner sort of looks like Mr. Global Warming, Al Gore?

Coaches are also at fault here too.

>Not being a weed

Fuck yeah. S4 fucking when?

I'm guessing pressure from the front office. It makes no sense from a football standpoint.

Who is this semen demon and why is she not a Bengals fan?

What the fuck is gambit doing still tryna make he mask work while shirtless damn dude also youre from louisiana show some self-respect

Marching band taking the field? Who are these nerds and why are they ob the field? This isn't drumline.

What about Winston? Moon has given him his blessing and he's developing nicely it seems.

An actual non gacha game when? Though I would trade S4 and an actual game for an AZ SB win.

>chefs

OP posting the incorrect image again

does anyone else think someone might actually die on the field during bungels/stoolers

espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17576262/nfl-acknowledged-missed-calls-jacksonville-jaguars-week-1-loss-green-bay-packers

>16 calls against the jaguars
Oh how nice that the Vikings will have the referees against them tonight.

Heh, true. Last week's game would be enough to give hope for us. Let's see if we can avoid screwing it up this time around.

Very.

How many penalties are we looking at boyos.

redskins vs cowboys

>wake up
>nfl is on today

Has science gone too far?

>all this Fox shilling for the Rasm

Okay, 20 minutes till game time, lets do some gay ass confessions, I'll start, everytime I get a new pet I try to make it pick a favorite football team. And I've done so since I was like 10. Doggo is a Eagles fan, Cat likes the Raiders and my tortoise likes the Bears.

I'm not mentally ill that I know of.

p-please win

he's not good looking enough to be a Brady impersonator

>David Carr treatment

such a meme reason. the rams have way more talent on their offense (both in skill players and line) than the 2002 texans tho. they only gave up 36 sacks last year, its not like their line is terrible. not playing goff only makes sense if you think you're going to drastically improve by this time next year (which they wont).

the reason he's not playing is because the front office forced the team to reach for a player they didn't even want that should have been taken in the late first round

we'll be 1-1 but it won't be very comfy

delusional Falcon fans are cute

at least 20

Who /readytogetassraped/ here?

I like doggo hea a good egg

Kill the rest for rooting for bad teams

Pouring rain in Pittsburgh atm.

Gonna be a comfy one

>Birds
>winning

kek

0-16 incoming

When I have a dip in while watching the game I don't spit until commercials so I don't jinx my team.

*18 sacks, i can't read

>wearing any ring that isn't a wedding ring
poof confirmed

You should know by now the referees are always on the pucker's side. How else could they avid getting swept by the Lions last year

Will Lavonte David play or not?

I give my doggo treats when my team scores and pretend that he was the reason they scored.

I think that's actually a mask. Very creepy.

...

that's not what it says, dickshit

That's fucking retarded

My doggo is a Browns fan because he's brown.

are the Lions gonna start 2-0?

Are we in bizarro world?

It's Wes Welker wearing a Brady mask.

Who /high noon/ here?

ew

why did they think that was a good idea?

He's a good lad, Idk about his team choice tho.

Cute

When I;m watching by myself, I always pretend that I'm commentating the game

already their senpai

I do that when I play madden desu, cause I have aids and refuse to play video games with sound on.

i think he's just fucking around desu

>implying my doggo could pick a team

>implying my doggo wouldn't be more happy food

>implying my doggo loves any thing more than food

>my doggo teams is the AnyTown Foods

Who /suicidewatch/ here?

Post doggos

>MLS on Fox

Why the fuck wouldn't he play? There's be no word of him being injured all week.

I have a poster with all 32 teams on it, I put a treat or in my torotise's case a dead cricket, on each team, and yeah.

Way ahead of you.

>implying any real Bills fan hasn't already offed himself

Kek

>based phillip rivers will never be traded to the niners and lead them to 4 straight owls

Ey mon, relax there. Things will get better eventually.

What a cutie

really? I mean, really? Are you 5?

>I'm sorry, that was mean, it's not you, it's me

Where can I watch live streaming of the games right now?

l-lewd

I realize how autistic it is, it just makes me happy user.

up my butt

LMFAO

Fuck that, you guys got this
keep your head up

/reddit/

...

WHO'S READY FOR SLIP'N'SLIDEB OWL

Fuck that man, you're enjoying sports and your pets get treats. It's cool. All the autistic shit on this site and people want to give you crap for that? lol

Right on brother

I SAID I WAS SORRY GOD DAMMIT

fine, go ahead and get offended, get triggered about your pet and feel just like a college girl

...

I'm not triggered man, we are all good.

Bruh you're fine, kind words for him doesnt mean negative ones for yoi.

>osweiler

So Garoppolo's success proves that Brady is nothing but a system babby right?

Jesus AND the zebras hate the Jags.

Alright, now that's settled, let me ask you all this

Who /comfy/??

True that

Is this the new flavor of the fall season?

Symphogear is 5 years old

Weekly reminder that they are not the LA Rams until they win a game in LA.

I've got no secondary team, is Stoolers-Bungals likely to be a good game or is it going to be another blowout with some headhunting mixed in?

Me

>Interception on 4th down

Fourth down - knock it down, god damn

Honestly Josh McCown isn't too shabby.

But muh stats

Agreed.

He got a lot of undeserved shit here in Tampa with a god awful offensive line and a shitty head coach.

>Nobody extends plays better than Roethlisberger

I don't understand, what did he mean by this?

I remember

Gays are a protected minority.

Go watch the game then

16 wrong/missed calls on the Jags

The packers cbs got away with everything that game

Apologize, Cred Forums

Now that Brees and Brady are the active pass TD leaders with 432 and 428 respectively, who else currently playing will reach

>300 pass TDs (Eli is 3 away, Rivers 18, and Big Ben 25)
>350 pass TDs
>400 pass TDs (aside from Rodgers, we all know it'll happen)

?

Can we have him pls

>Pants

Eli and Rivers will reach 300, easily.

350+ by career end; not sure they'll hit 400.

wtf the browns are good now?

da land curse is over

thank u based lebron

Its a trap

Broncos reporting in
>we
Are going to kill Luck

Am I a bust?

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

GAROPOLO IS DEAD

>The NFL acknowledged a number of questionable calls that went against the Jacksonville Jaguars during their Week 1 loss to the Green Bay Packers, league sources told ESPN.

>puckers
>people STILL think this team will do anything in the playoffs when refball doesn't bail them out

what is the discord /nfl/ link?

>Stafford's dome

>New Orleans already down a score
>49ers keeping it close against carolina
>Atlanta has nonchance against oakland
What if the bucs can nab a 2 game lead on the division in week 2

fuck the cheatriots

Rookie QBs that will start before Jared Goff

>Carson Wentz
>Dak Prescott
>Jacoby Brissett

>rasm

didn't you hear the jews news?

Keyshawn Johnson said he had sources inside and outside the Rams who said Fisher wanted multiple players and not Goff, google it he was on stephen gay smith podcast

>tfw not getting COMPLETELY btfo so far

fuck, i'll take it

Alright I'm going to treat the Vikings as my proxy Oklahoma team since the latter is garbage.

How's out chances against the Packers fellow Viking fans?

The Chefs look awful today lol

Just saw a McPick 2 mcdonalds commercial.

The alpha Black Male was wearing a Bears (kyle long) jersey and the beta white bitch was wearing a Packers (clay matthews) jersey.

What did McDonalds and the NFL mean by this?

Well, Randall Cunningham had his moments too.

still not as bad as the dolphins.
getting lit up without brady,gronks and grappolo. the pats scored with there THIRD FUCKING STRING QB.

also arian foster is injured and jay ajayi fucking sucks. we are down to a third string back up

Because she's a spic user

Spics arent allowed to be anything other than raiders fans

Do you even have to ask?

They looked awful last week too...until the fourth quarter. Just sayin.

Looks like the Texans may be giving up.

Hopefully >we will be 1-1 after tomorrow

you got a name?

>tfw obvious meth addict came to bank other day and tried to cash a fraudulent check.
>Tfw she was wearing a raiders shirt.

ruh roh

Jimena Sanchez

>Chefs

>rams triumphant return to LA
>no game thread

JUST wow

Two close games in a row

Phew

we're losing the next one unless brissett improves markedly.

Yep
Or if the defense scores all of the points
Also, what the fuck is up with Gostkowski?

dolphins only played well when the game was out of reach, garbage time points are whatever

>All that refball
>Stafford horrible interception
>Aaron Rodgers next week
>Everyone injured

just end it all

>Next game: vs Chicago
Somehow I have a feeling Dallas is toast this game. Bears have been known for their defense, and our defense can't stop anyone worth stopping.

Dallas Cowboys got 14 points from the refs. Good game tho

>it's a Rams fucking destroy the Seahawks episode

Nice

>TWO hall of fame QBs on the roster
>Zeke Elliot, easy ROTY frontrunner
>Literally the GOAT kicker
>Top-3 WR
>Best TE in the league
Are there actually people who think the Cowboys WONT be winning it all this year?

>Next game: vs Chicago
Somehow I have a feeling Dallas is toast this game. Bears have been known for their defense, and our defense can't stop anyone worth stopping.

Gronk needs to suit up if the Wop can't play. Biscuit needs all the help he can get

now THATS the team im used to seeing. I was starting to get a bit worried there, gentlemen.

Doesn't matter, had Tanneshit scored we would be watching OT right now

I hate the garbage time meme, players need to be giving it 110% during the whole fucking game, not only when they're close/behind in points

Jimmy's X-rays came back negative, no broken bones.

that's every episode tho

>mfw that punt return fake out

...

so is Cousins done in Washington?

fuck the nfl, not only do the refs ruin the game but the announcers aren't allowed to criticize any of their calls anymore.

they need an upstairs desk reviewing the official's flags.

I'd like to thank whatever dark entity Mularkey bargained with to pull that win out over the Loins.

Ugly game


Good win

Fucking pay Blount

the only reason New England got a W today

my jaw dropped when Gost missed

2-0 feels so great.

>have visions of 19-0
>Wop goes down
>now we'll be lucky to beat hueston

Being a Pats fan is suffering

>Bryan Fischer @BryanDFischer 3m3 minutes ago
First Rams points at the Coliseum since an Eddie Hill one yard TD run on Dec. 16, 1979.

Fire this fucking faggot

>Yfw Brady put a hit out on Jimmy

I seriously wouldn't doubt it. The dude is a savage.

NFL is fixed, I don't care what any faggot says, this shit is clearly fucking fixed

Unless the Panthers turn out to be garbage, the 49ers looked like a flawed but not bottom barrel team.

Sticking with my 6-10 prediction but we might beat the Seahawks next week.

...

Thank you based Blount

Is Melvin Gordon a bust?

Top kek

Brady doesn't fuck around

Chip tanked his way out of Philly. That's the only to explain how he's able to do more with less here in SF

The Lions have been shit for decades m8, how can you still be surprised

>tfw 2-ugly

They need to promote the OC to head coach.

>Adam Kuperstein @AKuperstein 2m2 minutes ago
Arian Foster is the Dolphins leading rusher through 2 games. With 38 yards.

great job getting rid of lamar miller

Apparently not.

Brady hasn't come out of a game injured since Bush was in office.

The Wop goes down in his second NFL start

Three touchdowns taken back

several missed calls

A penalty practically after every drive. This was pure bullshit

DeAngelo Williams is a beast. That is all.

who /goingtogo.500atbest/ here?

Should've treated Carson Palmer better.

Old man LITERALLY carried the offense today.

Relax hombre. We'll get Burfict and Eifert back in a couple weeks. Hopefully the O-Line will gel.

Plus today's game was pretty refball

too many strawberries

they pollute Jimmy's body

fuck the bengals their defense plays like niggers and deserve all penalties and losses

The Bengals didn't do shit to Palmer, he just bitched out and blamed everyone but himself for the team sucking.

The Bengals got rid of him and were right in the playoffs.

>pretty refball
couldnt have said it better myself
1/2

Which of the games currently on is worth watching the most?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

twitter.com/_MarcusD2_/status/777573785419612164

>Fixed for the Titans
>THE TITANS

Is there a colts/broncos thread?

2-0 with a third string QB

WC is probably your only hope. Steelers played like shit today and still won. Ravens are finding ways to win despite not looking legit.

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lol lions

2/2
Also if anyone has a picture of dunlap getting held by his neck with the ref standing there, Id appreciate it if you posted it

Bengals played pretty poorly too, though. Lots of dropped balls and missed tackles. I had Bengals in the Wildcard preseason, as well. I stand by it

>Muh refball!

fuck off, there were bad calls both ways all game

blame Zampese for not being able to have any run game

OROTY is between Carson Wentz, Will Fuller, Sterling Shepard and Corey Coleman

Hill is fucking trash and needs replaced. he's averaging less than 2.5ypc this year and averaged 2 today. This is why the bengals lost. His shit running puts them into obvious passing situations and thats not going to work out in the rain

>people thought Brees was going to drop 50 outside of the dome

I'd be thrilled with .500

Why don't the Bengals play Bernard more? Everytime >we play them Bernard looks far more dangerous.

Honestly it's not Hill, it's the O-line. Bernard doesn't do anything on the ground either

Is there anyone worse ay play calling than Mcadoo?

ravensbros I went to brunch and didn't see the second half, how did they win? inb4 >browns

are you retard, yes he was conservative, but it won the game.

bernard is averaging over 4ypc.

Flacco and Wallace

>Patriots have signed free agent QB Dom Phrady

Come to daddy

>mfw if the rasms somehow manage to use fisher troll magic upon the us12s, then the naners will still have the division lead on tiebreakers?

WHHYYYYYYYYYY

>4 receiver shotgun sets on the goal line is conservative.
No, it's just dumb.
It's like his brain shuts off around the 20 yard line

AND LAKEN TOMLINSON IS ANOTHER 1ST ROUND FUCKING BUST TOO

Should I even watch the game tonight?

you leave him alone!

Sure, should be funny watching the Vikings get BTFO

who fucking cares m8 it's the loins

they would have found some other way to lose no matter what

Remember when you said that last year and they won the division? Just checking.

You have Shaun Hill at qb. You didn't score offensively against the fucking Titans.

Sit your ass down you retard.

>virtually no linebackers
>Ansah, levy, Ebron gone for a moment, Williams, almost lost Stafford on a fucking no call low hit
>Stafford had 3 fucming tds called back

This is bullshit lads

Bradford is QB tonight. You almost lost to the Jags. Man, Packers fans are delusional.

Bradford actually i imagine.

>Woodhead injured

plz nothing srs

>Jacobey Brissett gameplan: Hand it to Blount

Gates now only 6 TDs away from tying Tony G -- and has racked up more TDs in less time than Tony.

>Packers fan
fuck the Packers.

You still barely beat the fucking Titans and if anything the Titans gave that one away. Your defense is good but you let a team coached by Mike Mularkey keep AP under 30 yards. Sit down

Like Sam "30mph wind gusts broke my collarbone" Bradford is going to be able to salvage a season and outgame the Green Bay Packers. And like he'll lead the Vikes to a Super Bowl. I haven't seen this much delusion since the season when Peyton Manning went down and Clots fans thought Kerry Collins was the answer.

[Jags guy.gif]

>unironically being a jaguar fan

I'm more surprised that we actually might have a chance to win our next two games.

There's something so entertaining about watching Roethlisberger run with the ball

youtube.com/watch?v=N2AbrC2avF0

>throw 4 td passes
>get 3 called back

Literally none of it was Staffords fault, by all accounts he played a good game

with the ratbirds being a hot pile of stinky shit the AFC North is pretty much wrapped up, right?

nope

please post the HOL UP compilation though

>You still barely beat the fucking Titans
The Vikings were one of the 6 teams to win by more than a touchdown last week. The Packers were not. Not to mention, the Packers, against a mediocre at best defense, managed to score only 2 points more than the Vikings, and that was with their starting QB. Rodgers is going to get raped tonight if he can barely beat the worst team in the AFC.

I'd call it.

Bengals are an 8-8 team, Ravens are a 6-10 team and the Browns are a 4-12 team.

Meanwhile the Steelers are a legit contender, probably the only challenger to the Patriots in the AFC.

you're gonna look bretty stupid when you realize ravens were just pretending to be retarded the whole time :^)

>fuck the Packers.
Sneak, put your trip back on.

Cowboys going 18-1

Why is he so mad lately?

better than putting the ball in his hands just to watch him choke away the game
see: 2014 vs FSU

he doesn't get to fuck southern college chicks on a daily basis anymore

Walked in on his wife fucking Golden

Shit day of football so far tbqh.

No Stillers/Bungles chimp out. Cowgirls won.

Nothing good at all.

>talking shit about barely beating the Titans
>even though they were a fieldgoal away from overtime with a team that's losing 0-21 to the Chargers

Did you see the hit on him that didn't get called a few seconds earlier? Utter garbage

>brady backups are like 13-5 and a afccg win

maybe belichick was the GOAT all along?

>the Packers, against a mediocre at best defense, managed to score only 2 points more than the Vikings

not a very good comparison considering the vikings scoring 2 defensive TDs

Because he plays for the fucking Lions

>Loins can't overcome 11 vs 14
>Saints underachieving despite all those draft picks
>Falcons still have Matt Ryan
>Bucs shitting the bed
>Vikings have no QB
>Rasm
>$(ers
are we gonna see 2 NFC East teams in the playoffs?

>implying his wife was doing any of the work

Scary thing is their offense hasn't even reached its final form yet, missing their #1 RB, #1 TE, and #2 WR

you clearly don't watch the AFC North much if you think the Ravens nearly losing to the Browns away is a sign that they're shit.

Did he lose weight recently?

Brady is 100% a system babby.

It is not a meme.

plot twist, It's Brady wearing a Brady mask

>Titans: 16-15 against the Lions
>Jaguars: 0-21 against the Chargers
>The Lions are still a better team than the Chargers
>Vikings won by a much larger margin than the Packers against a better team
OK, how's that for a comparison?

What about nearly losing to Buffalel?

It was the last thing holding him back, and now he's gonna go full saiyan if his anger keeps building

Which team has the biggest bandwagon fambase?

>implying

Post yfw Bradford actually does well this season.

Heh

1. Packers
2. Steelers
3. Pats
4. Seahawks
5. Cowboys

>Bradford is t he vikings starter
>YEAH WELL WHY DO YOU THINK THEY WILL WIN THE SUPERBOWL
i know you are meming but come on.
Besides the whole division is awful

Seahawks Pats or cowboys

>this is our QB for the next two weeks
Wake me up

>tits are better than jags

nah

>sallad fan
>asking this
u tryin to cheat me again?

Pats or Pack. Even the 12's and Chiefs fags are dead.

Team A is down by 5 pts with 27 seconds left in the game. They have 1st and 10 on Team B's 30.

A's QB completes a 20 yarder, making 1st and 10 on the 10. Refs call defensive holding then call taunting on team A, offsetting, repeat the down now with 20 seconds left.

A's QB throws a pick, game over.

A's QB had a good game, but of course there was no guarantee that they would score a TD from the 10 with four downs and 27 seconds.

Did team A get refballed?

I'll let their records be the judge of that.

Going to Starbucks, what should i get?

would smother with bbq sauce and eat with a side of creamed corn /10

Denver's defense is going to annihilate the Bungals next week

>blowing a 1st on a rental

the funny thing is brady has like a 85 passer rating without gronk since he was drafted

Fat

I'm not saying Rick Spielman is any good as a GM.

I saw the Cardinals rape a team from Florida hard yesterday
I see the Cardinals rape a team from Florida hard today as well

Makes you think

It was a good plan

How many snaps today until he leaves with an injury?

>sample size: 2

even with the jags shitting the bed right now pretty much everyone has them over the tits

Iced soy chai tea lattle with vanilla

Order some masculinity you caffeine addicted cunt.

>5/15
>53 yards
>Cuck

>had
FTFY

Are you a bust?

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how come jameis looks like absolute garbage this week after styling so hard last week

No, I'm not Carson Wentz.

>losing to a perennial choker
Raiders are gonna miss the playoffs desu

ask for a regular coffee and watch the baristas flip their shit because you didn't order a venti blonde frappechino with extra soy

You first

What happened to that pedophile Bucme?

I'm sorry, I didn't realize we were in 1st grade again.

1.Seahawks
2.Pats
3.Cowbows
4.Stoolers
5. umm..... Panthers?

So, who else fell for the Jags meme?

me, bigtime, all my fantasy teams are fucked now.

Packers fans.

so can we admit drew brees is the most overrated qb in the league? this guy is a certified dome babby who chokes away games to shitty teams.

No one.

>the city of Floridian NFL teams
fuck just consolidate them into one team called the Florida Faggots or something and cut down on the baggage for the league

B-Barry? Are you back?

Pack are soft, they won't injure him.

Eli > Brees any day.

The league is fucking awful. Ever since the ref holdout a few years ago the NFL has been slowly replacing the veteran referees in order to save money or get a little revenge. Whatever the reason the game is suffering bad for it. There's so many bad penalties and missed calls if you watch college football they're a million times better. The games are much smoother and they're rarely decided by stupid fucking penalties.

Fuck this league. The product they're putting out is pure garbage.

The ability to lose in any way possible remains the only consistency I have faith in for the detoilet liedowns

the state of florida is pretty much has become a part of the south where people mostly follow college football

Why is the AFC North so predictable?

this. they'll just injure themselves

But then how would the NFL be able to choose which teams they want to win?

>"no immediate recovery"

>if you watch college football they're a million times better.

nesn.com/2016/09/referees-pay-for-mistakes-in-crazy-central-michigan-vs-oklahoma-state-ending/

Literally the best dual threat QB since Vick.. Sucks he'll be leaving soon

FORWARD DOWN THE FIELD

MEDIOCRITY THAT WILL NOT YIELD

AND WHEN THE BLUE AND SILVER WAVE

YOU KNOW THEY'LL LOSE THE GAME

RAH RAH RAH

GO HARD AND LOSE THE GAME

DONT KID YOURSELF YOU HAVE NO FAME

DOWN THE FIELD IS LAME

NO LIONS VICTORIES


FUUUUUUUUUCCKKKIIINNGGGG LIONSSSSSSSS

We finally have the answer

So is Stafford a meme QB now?

>losing to the Tits
Just cancel your season already.

Well obviously.

I'm wondering who the new head coach and 1st overall pick in the draft will be.

At least we have an additional 14 preseason games to get ready for 2017.

>now

>implying we lost to a rookie,third string qb

Steelers will shit on the ratbirds this year. I can feel it.

Affirmative. Only watching Dancing with the Stars now

That's a funny way of saying the refs threw flags the moment Stafford took a snap in favor of the Titans

>I sure do love watching my home team, the Packers, playing!
Said no one with all their teeth ever.

This election needs to get here now. When all of neo-Cred Forums kills themselves, I'll finally be able to post there again.

For QB I started Carr instead of Rodgers this week. How should I feel about this?

Your salt sustains me.

Look forward to President Trump come January

mad af

>Lions end up with 2 active LB's and end up having to use an end as an OLB

I've been saying it since the offseason. LB's are shit. Levy is always hurt, Whitehead is pretty average and Kyle Van Noy shouldn't even be a third string on any other team. After that there is nobody. Lots of Lions fans thought our front 7 has depth but everything needs work outside the DE's. Even Ngata looks out of gas. Can't create any kind of pressure on the inside.

This Titans defense looks pretty decent so far though. They did pretty good against the Vikings last week and wrecked our offense this week. May be a team to keep an eye on.

Mad at whom? I'm just stating facts, or can you vouch otherwise?

>Refs literally carry the Titans with penalties

>Fake Brady roaming at tailgating parties
>takes off mask
>it's Wes Welker
>spent time throwing the ball with Brady

Is he coming back home?

Id love to see >us shitting on the cowcucks but the us12s will probably channel their rasms butthurt into dropping a 50bomb next week

This post triggers Packers fans.

hope so, imagine him and edelman smoking fools

Please no, I don't want to see a man die on the field.

The same defense that had to get penalties their way just to stop the offense?

I don't need to. It's obvious. You're not a very good troll.

Neither are you.

true, that dirty hit by ryan clark has to be one of the worst hit's I've ever seen.

Neither do i, but sounds pretty cool

What's wrong? I mean, Green Bay IS your home team, is it not?

>Jags "defense"

Going to McDonald's. What should I get?

filet o fish

no. it's the Florida Gators

Most of the calls against the Lions were legit. That Ebron call was bullshit but every flag after that was justifiable. Lions scored 13 points. Even if they got that touchdown it would be 17 points. Not exactly a great game offensively.

>tfw i was getting my hopes up for 19-0 but fucking kiko alonso had to murder jimmy

fucking dolphins dirty ass mufugas i hope you never make the playoffs again REEEEE

Going to Burger King what should i get?

youtube.com/watch?v=bf4yrMNMxoc

Double quarter pounder with mac sauce
large fry
large drink
10 piece nug

No, A Big Filet 'o Mac.
You can actually request a Big Mac with Fish instead of burger.

you should hope you don't die of cancer

are the shecucks choking away another game to the rams? lmao

QUICK, EVERYBODY, BACK ON THE BANDWAGON!

4 dollar cheeseburgers and one mchicken. Great bulking food if you ask me.

Are the Rams and the Seahawks the two worst offenses in the league?

What? But I thought you were going to disprove what I said about Green Bay home fans being bucktoothed hillbillies.

STOP BTFOING SNORK! HE DINDU NUFFIN!

You should feel bad for having those 2 to choose from

Remember when the Pats upset the Cardinals and /nfl/ went into full damage control claiming that the Cardinals suck despite finishing the previous season 13-3 with the #1 offense and going to the NFCCG?

I remember

>i hurt myself today

I don't remember anything.

>/nfl/ going full damage control
You mean literally every week?

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chicken tendies

Like I said, any way possible.

Lions find a way.

This. This SO hard.

Football never changes.

>Snek

''taunting'' penalty was karma for this being called a TD, brownies

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The rules change from one down to the next. Faggot refs have horrible consistency on critical rules.

Thanks for proving me right yet again.

>snook

you're right tho

Is Sneak secretly the best poster on the board?

>Missing the joke

Will he manage 50 yards today?

I apologize, my mind was clogged with 2017 draft prospects, as the lions season is now over.

He'd better turn the switch on tonight.

Vikings fan here. No chance in Hell. If Zimzam tries forcing more than that, the Vikings will lose this game by 2 touchdowns.

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>its a bortlels and robinson get a shit ton of garbage time points episode

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user, stop. Just. Stop.

Why is Bridgewater no longer starting for Minnesota?

>6:30
>most of the late games still in the middle of the 3rd quarter

This is not comfy.

Because he slept with the coach's daughter.

I thought it was only 5:30 in Wisconsin right now?

>tfw your team is the Browns

>not even being in the same time zone as the team you're a """fan""" of

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>Jasg

Would you rather support the Chargers or Vikings?

They sure had me fooled

It is.

You guys sure have a penchant for pointing out the obvious.

Missing the waffle.

I expected jags to put up a better fight than this.

Also Luck is done as a QB. Indy needs to move on.

Luck isn't that bad. He's just having a rough season.

>people thought the Browns would win

>Luck isn't that bad. He's just having a rough career.

You shouldn't take people that take the short bus seriously.

This has been the case for as long as he's been in the fucking league. Colts should never have let manning go.

>It's a Seahawks lose to the Rams episode

>Denver retired Manning's jersey
How long are they going to milk this meme?

>in b4 rassel says "fuck it" and slings a 90-yard TD to p-rich
don't jinx it senpai

Are the Raiders actually improving or is it another case of playing against shit teams and looking good?

I know it's only week 2, but where will you be when the Texans go 19-0?

the latter

anyone have a webm of ginn fucking up that return?

They have definitely improved on the offensive side of the ball, but their defense is shittastic.
t. Raiders fan.

>19-0

Toxins fan here. Let's not get too hasty now.

Who /boys/ here?

>NE: Belichick considering sitting Brady for rest of season.

obligatory response

you play the pats next week, 19-0 aint gonna happen. I would be lying if I said I was worried about having the black dude at QB position for the pats. However, I trust in Bill.

WHO CALLED IT?! I DID!

Wrong. That fumble call was sketchy though. Unfortunately there was no angle to show that he had control when the knee was down, even though we can comfortably assume he had control. But assumptions dont tend to be used in replays.

Fuck Jameis man.

How can he look so good one week then look like complete dogshit the next? Until he can fucking show he can have some fucking accuracy from one week to the next then he's a fucking bust as far as I'm concerned. Fucking ridiculous how many throws he missed today.

the fuck?

Welcome to every quarterback in the NFL. Even based Eli has his off days.

>Shitattle Shithawks

>Melvin Gordon with 100+ yards on the day and 3TDs this season

Is he a bust?

He just needed a decent fucking coordinator.

Bernard looked superior to me. Glad the bengals didnt purely feature him.

Yeah, no.

No QBs off days are as bad as Jameis's off days.

yeah, they did a great job against the dolphins in the 2nd half....

>Seahawks

Are they a meme this year?

Their offense is hot garbage.

>mfw a 12 said Baldwin is elite near me

>refballed to a loss on a bullshit "taunting" call

You know what? I'm not even mad.

>Defense had an alright game.
>Coleman and Pryor had a hell of a game.
>Ogbah looks damn good
>Joe Haden back in fine form

Once Gordon completes the trifecta with Coleman and Pryor, Cleveland's gonna have one hell of a receiving core. For once in a long time, there's a lot to be excited for with this team.

Not to mention we're getting our franchise quarterback in the '17 draft in either Watson or Kizer.

Here's to the future, lads.

lmao are xehawk ""fans"" going to abandon >their team again like last year?

And an O-line.

Last year started out exactly the same, then they wrecked shit up in the second half of the season.

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Rodgers has games where he throws for 80 yards with 2 interceptions. Then again, he's not exactly who I'd call elite.

Weren't they one of the very rare teams to start 0-4 and make the playoffs? Or something like that.

Haven't the Seahawks lost to the Rams for like, 4 years in a row now?

Clearly you can put literally anyone in the pats offense and nothing will change. Brady and garop are practically identical so far. Would brady even be good on another team?

jags bros please vote
strawpoll.me/11255196/r

That game sucked. Seahawks offense looking like early last year's. Not much good coming out of that game. Defense looked alright. Need to get a turn over one of these days. Offensive playcalling left something to be desired.

>tfw it should have been 0-5 but the refs sold the lions playoff spot to Seattle

You do not even understand how inaccurate Jameis is when he's off. Every fucking throw is either 5 yards overthrown, 5 yards underthrown, or way over the receiver's head.

They didn't start 0-4 last year. 0-2, 2-4 and 4-5, then won 5 in a row by like a 20 point average margin, lost to the rams lel and finished 10-6.

when did they go 0-4?

3 but this is the year they wont rally

I feel it in my bones

Well, I wasn't sure about their start; they just overcame a rare stat regarding their record and the chances of making the playoffs.

Were they 1-4 at one point? That might be it.

nah, they destroyed the burrs week 3 and then almost choked againt the loins in week 4. lost the next 2.

>blake bortles pass incomplete
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>blake bortles pass incomplete

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You can only respond to me if >your team is undefeated.

>2016
>drinking poison and supporting said establishments

4-12, 5-11, or 6-10?

new

Giants checking it

Suck it nfc east

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>refball
what about only managing 129 yards of offense and scoring 0(zero) points in the final 3 quarters

How do they keep Jewing the Jew?

>refs giving a meme call right when they had the game in the bag

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nice OC

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