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>GIANTS BEATING BREES
>EVER
Last 3 digits is how many yards odell gets
what are the odds 200+ combined points are scored?
>Domebabby away from Dome
4-1 vs. Giants lifetime
Come on boys papa needs a new pair of shoes
There will be at least 70 points combined in this game
t. Madden
Should be comfy today boys
>stream plz
Eli to throw for 500
>1 loss came when Payton was bounty'd
Eli confirmed for Sean Payton's bitch
Big Blue!
GO GIANTS
Giants are probably the most overrated team in the NFC desu
Unlikely - even Giants fans don't expect much beyond lots of yards and points. Our D is way too bendable to expect too much.
The Giants beat the Saints right after Katrina, we'll beat them again now
Headline at NFL.com - Norman won't cover Dez
Everyone in this thread should be thankful they're not Redskins fans.
Eh, they're the best team in the NFCE. And due to recent history people think they'll do well if they make the playoffs. If you're basing that off of power rankings of course they'll be overrated-there's a lot of people in New York who will click a link if they see their team ranked high.
>look mom I'm being edgy on Cred Forums
nah we're better, your defense is absolutely awful.
can't wait for brees to shit all over you.
Drew Brees pls throw flea flicker again
>saints defense
>good
better than yours lol. you made dak look like a fucking legend
THAT WAS FUCKING PI
I'm starting Eli this week how many points will I get?
>Flooner
HAHAHAHAHA how do you miss that
>yfw the game ends 7 - 3
A... Three and out...?
>No TDs
>1 Completion to #1 WR
>Legend
k friend.
Fun fact: hugging the WR isn't defensive holding
Based Wing
>Three and out against the Ain't Got No Defense
>Saints
>rushing
why even try
HUGE SACK BY COLLINS
>collins actually doing good things
Last year the worst safety in the NFL, this year the best safety in the NFL
MEME
Anybody have a youtube stream?
Fucking hell yet another dead corner
yo did this guy just straight up die on field? why they cut to commercial so soon
firstrowsports wont allow adblock. how do i get past that bullshit because the 18 ads covering the player isnt helpful
HES LITERALLY DEAD
Wew lad, hope he's okay that didn't look good with the Giants coach coming over and waving the Saints coaches to get over there.
NECKS SHOULDNT MOVE THAT WAY
I can see him breathing on his own, that's good.
stop being a cheap nigger and just get sunday ticket if you cant handle muh ads
He got Mckinnon'd
did he died?
Guys, I think he might actually be dead
Oh shit dude, did you just see them have to move his legs? It was like they were full of rubber.
Holy shit he is paralyzed.
saints are dirty, dirty people
Jesus Christ, as if the Saints secondary didn't need more bad news, we've lost like what, 3 of our corners already this season?
That's what he gets for targeting the receiver's legs
mate...
This guy is dead
Get fucked Jints
Get fucked Northies
He's fuckin paralyzed man this fucking sucks. I hate seeing people get hurt even when they're playing against us.
i feel bad about shit talking your team earlier
this fucking sucks
>Lethal Weapon TV show
Carter and Briggs did it better
he ded
putain j'crois qu'il est mort ;_;
Damn it didnt even look like that bad of a hit DESU....
Definitely paralyzed. They didn't even take off his helmet. Goddamn.
that's some smash mouth football right there boys
it looked bad
>begged his parents to let him die
Fugggggggg
Didn't think I'd see a Reg Show fan here.
lions 2-0 over titans end of the first quarter lel
some humour for a scary situation
>Feeling bad that a guy who was trying to injure another player got his instant karma
Dude was trying to take him out for the season with that tackle to the knees
lol @ 2 penalites
the saints literally dont know how to play clean
>being this edgy
Shut up faggot, you don't know shit about football.
So guys pretty much just hold of interfere with Beckham every ball thrown his way
theyre not fast enough to keep up
lol giants
you guys have like 3 drops already
what happened?
i turn the shit on and all i see is a guy on the ground for 10 minutes?
Is Josh Brown back kicking this week?
beckham can be so spastic
KEK
HOLY KEK HOW EMBARASSING
...
CATCH THE FUCKING BALL YOU HAVE GLOVES THAT LITERALLY MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO DROP IT JESUS FUCK
>All these drops
Now this is the Giants team I know and love. Just waiting for those drops that urn into interceptions now.
Lol 2 drops nice
Anyone have a webm of the hit?
Saints CB probably is paralyzed.
>going for it on 4th and 2 from the 4 yard lane
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Fucking hell they couldn't finish the drive
Ghost of Preston Parker
FUCK IT
*turn
Yeah
anyone got info on PJ williams?
I didnt like that, bent the spine real awkward, and the knee to back of head bent the neck spine too... fucking hell, our secondary is decimated 2 games into season
Why is it whenever Eli is doing well, his receivers wanna let him down
>Elisha will still pull this game out of his ass
Who Dat
He was double covered and being pushed out of bounds, not sure what you guys wanted Beckham to do there, he's not Jesus Christ.
We can't all be filthy anime fans
Fucking clutch by the Saints D too
must have been bad...no replays in site
>Donnell
For every TD catch he makes he drops one.
...
>using a golf club to kill a fly
He drops the easy ones and makes the difficult ones
yeah, you could see the spine telescope through the skin, crazy shit.
The ball was right in his hands, they almost scored and you wouldn't be saying that. The coach know he's got them beat down there.
I'm liking this new Giants defense
>Implying it matters and the Giants won't get the ball right back anyway
And there we go.
RIP
you a Saints fan? we should be friend lol
In my entire life I can't remember a time the Giants have converted a 4th down. If he caught it that'd be cool but I'd have preferred a FG nonetheless
That's where you're wrong
He's already left in the ambulance lads. Not good at all.
This game is going to end 7-3 isn't it?
Why the fuck not? Worst case, pin the Saints in their end zone which worked
>Le argue with a black man guy
Why can't he just go away?
Damn that defense looks fine
He took donnells knee to his neck, and then his own team mate bumped him in the head a bit
>racist skinhead happy to see the injury
I bet he is a frogposter
>That laughing bald manlet
kek he only came to laugh at the pain of injured Chads
/r9k/ laughing in the foreground.
Maybe someone said something funny to him or he's smiling at his gf you spastics
>people thought the Deadskins were going to win the division
couldn't they at least beat the cowgirls?
At least they'll take him across the river to a good NYC hospital. You ever been to a hospital here in New Orleans? Might as well just smother him with a pillow and dump him in the gulf.
Sorry m8 I'm a Birds fan just here to root against the Giants
stream where?
>Jew delivering chinese food
kek
Take your bust QB and get lawst
what's the problem? that doesn't mean he made it
>Another Browns QB injured
Just burn it down.
that actor had the fakest new york accent I've ever heard.
Damn you Americans have so many fucking commercials. How do you watch tv without wanting to kill yourselves?
Oh that's alright then. My best friend is an Eagles fan as well.
Jews don't do grunt work like that here. It's usually Mexicans and Chinese people that deliver Chinese food.
Yet they're still beating the Flaccos 20-2. Amazing.
>beckham trying to punch people in the head
butterfingers
>not bantering during commercial break
>not enjoying the production values of football commercials
go back to f0-0tball m8
Fuck Shane Vermeme shitty manlet
>what is the Ochsner hospital system
its almost like you trollan son
News on PJ, allegedly.
LAURANITISSSS with the grab
can he twitpic his medical license for us?
Brees pls get things going
Who gives a fuck
You arent the first, 100th, or 10000th person to ask this shit
Wew lad trips of good news.
>Actually watching the commercials
>Voluntarily being programmed
>only marginally better
Seem like a lot better than being fucking paralized
That shithole in Kenner? He's more likely to get stabbed on his way in than get help m8.
CODY KESSLER IS THE ANSWER
>inb4 >USC
Sounded like a guy doing an impression of a Jew
that looked to be an unusually bad "concussion" mate
oh ok. makes sense
>programmed
Is that what commercials do to you?
You wearing a drool cup under your chin too?
Is this defense, dare I say it, elite?
Enjoy being jewed then
OK this Gnats defense tho
Mr. Simms watched that Will Smith movie too many times if he thinks a concussion is anywhere near a spinal injury.
THIS COMMERCIAL WOULD BE OVER ALREADY IF IT WASN'T FOR MY DABID!
Nothing
Nah, Saints are have a mid-tier offense.
>what is Ochsner Jefferson
>what is Ochsner Elmwood
>what is Ochsner Westba- ok you got me on that one.
Notice i said "allegedly" but i hope this is true. Better than the alternatives.
Dome Babby gonna Dome Babby
Yes you moron. They program you to want to buy shit that they advertise.
Jpp got one lads I'm so happy
Like all these secondary blitzes tbqh
Says the guy defending commercials.
This one is a lost cause, guys.
>All them fingers
New Orleans Saints Verified account @Saints 14m14 minutes ago
PJ Williams is being evaluated for a concussion #Saints50
that was hard
Only margianally better to be honest
>He's not even paralyzed
What a fucking baby. Goddamn dome baby. Get out of here dome baby your legs work just fine.
>All those fantasy players who drafted grabbed Saints and Giants players are now killing themselves
Thank god it's only a concussion
>tfw no more pointing
Eli is my starting QB
lel
JUST
that's what I'm saying. get your ass back on the field, boy. this ain't no highschool
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
giants mass suicide when
LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>the fucking shantytown of CRUZ
DAMN IT CRUZ.
WHAT THE FUCK CRUZ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuu...?
I fucking hate Victor Cruz
why.
WITH CRUZ YOU LOSE
COME ON HOLD ON TO THE FUCKING BALL
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK CRUZ YOU WERE DOING THANGS BUT YOU FUCKED IT UP
DAMN IT
FUCK
END MY FUCKING LIFE GOD DAMN IT
Wtf is going on
never send a spic to do a nigger's job.
>0-0 midway through the 2nd
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me , guys
>cruz
>cruz
Same and Im going up against Aaron Rodgers this week
FUCK YOU CRUZ
Busted play turned great
>Cruz
>not black
what the fuck REEEEEEEEEE
AHAHAHAHAHA
LEARN TO HOLD ON TO THE BALL GIANTS
Kek enjoy the L
Fuck off back to pol you fucking bitch.
The good news is Cruz's legs are still working just fine.
The bad news is HIS FUCKING ARMS APPARENTLY AREN'T.
He's puerto rican
He's Puerto Rican you ass
>If You say nigger you're automatically from Cred Forums
I want reddit to leave
>dropped ball
>fumble
Cruz is back to form.
Panthers are going 0-16 this year
>"Whoa check out how edgy this poster is I better respect him"
>if you don't want to deal with mouth breathing racists you're from Reddit.
I want pol to leave
>The Browns' 20-2 lead marked the first time they had at least an 18-point lead at the end of the first quarter since Dec. 3, 1961
Posting some Browns facts to take the sting off of how shit both of our offenses are being right now.
>screen
>3rd and whatever
kek
We all used to say nigger and faggot all the time. It was when you cancerous fucks came here that it all of a sudden became a bad thing.
>getting rid of $50/mo 300mbps innanet for a satellite.
>using parents' sunday ticket and calling someone else a cheap nigger
>N.O. offense too inept to do do anything
>Gnats fumble every time they are doing okay
Final score will be 3-0
Once, during the super bowl in 08', Brandon Jacobs fell forward for one important yard.
That's the only one I can remember in over fifteen years of watching Giants football.
(holy shit that makes me sound old)
what's the hardest position to play apart from qb?
>Literally seething from somebody saying nigger
How do you survive?
The Giants are struggling against a Saints defense that would probably lose to a college team. Wtf is happening?
Punter
HOW THE FUCK IS A GIANTS - SAINTS GAME A DEFENSIVE BATTLE???
Running back
Reddit is pretty racist desu
they did it in super bowl 46 you fucking casual. and it was a pass play with only one yard to go.
I honestly don't know, you would think with the three wide receivers the Giants have on the field they would be airing it out and winning 21-0.
cornerback imo. I tried it in highschool and i got btfo
MLB
Anybody ever tried saying "Lemme get a mcpick 2"
>struggling
they fumbled twice deep in Saints territory
Cornerback
The slightest error gets you roasted
ba ba ba BAA BAAAA
Why are they booing him?
who the fuck is this gamebreak women? her voice is so annoying
CRUUUUUUUZ
I only ever get the good chicken sandwiches from McDonalds.
EVERY TIME WHY
This is absolutely pathetic.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAEM
What the fuck is even happening right now
It can't be that hard, since only blacks play that position it can't require any intelligence
>Another fumble
FUCKING HELL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOLD ON TO THE FUCKING BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
THE NEW YORK FOOTBALL TURNOVERS
these fucking sacks
>Gnats
not a fumble
Marshall Newhouse is such a fucking disaster.
Please can you put Beatty in?
Eli sack and fumble man
ok for fucking real did the giants like take a slip n slide down to this game because now im beyond triggered
THis game sucks
>the saints defense will be top scoring fantasy defense this week
>GIANTS BALL SECURITY
Winner of the NFC East is going 6-10 this year
LET ME GET A MCKILL ME 2.
This
All you have to do is be fast and follow the receiver
Very close call, could be overturned.
>deepwater horizon movie
>capitalism
How are the Giants still scoreless today? I feel like the Saints defense could play a Pop Warner team of 8th graders and they would still give up 17 by halftime
what emotion is he displaying?
Look at the score and don't ever reply to me again. Bitch.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
the irony
Well Eli had to turn the ball over at least once so he can turn on 4th quarter autism mode. Its a pre-req
:3
Stupid turnovers. A trademark of the New York Football Giants.
internal REEE
Mom forgot to crush a Risperdal in my pregame snack pack again.
What the fuck?
He was down.
>stands
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
rigged
kek but I hate this about Eli
...
I agree, but they apparently didn't.
Refball
mike perrier is fired
>the NFL doesnt want to expose that their refs are shit so they constantly keep the call as stands
Fuck this shit
>Jest
This is the antithesis of last year's game
Jets fans talking shit about the Giants are like fat neckbeards bitching about their parents that let them live with them even though they're grown ass adults that should have their own place by now.
I LOVE THIS DEFENSE.
BLACKED
FUCK YES THANK YOU BASED SPECIAL TEAMS
hehe
OH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDDD
absolute madman
This fucking game
YEAH BOY
YEAH
DAS IT MANE
THAT'S WHY THAT NIGGA GOT THEM BIG PAYCHECKS MANE
WEW
haha
I FORGIVE YOU FUCKERS
THAT WAS AMAZING
This fucking game....
Holy shit HAHAHAHAHA
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
This game is a meme
FUCKING YES OMG
WHAT
A
SHIT
SHOW
is it me or are there more turnovers per game in the modern NFL than there used to be?
>Saints
>kickers
pick one
Oh baby
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KICK THAT BALL LIKE IT'S YOUR WIFE'S HEAD, THAT A BOY BROWN!
>aints
JANORIS I LOVE YOU
FUCK YEAH
both teams used to play in baseball stadiums before football got popular in NY.
what a turn around holy shit
>turn it over three times
>lead game
lol that guy's face
More of a meme game than Jets-Bills was
>One shit colored dreadlock
What did he mean by this?
Alllll part of the plan to suck for Myles Garrett
That one is weed
Absolutely BASED
>aints
>any year
Only possible with a team with Eli's autistic aura surrounding it.
Why do you have that picture saved to your computer?
...
for the post he just made
I wanted to say this but you said it so much better than I'd planned
Is the weed on the show real?
>that one analyst that said at least 10 touchdowns would be scored
>When your boi catches you cranking down to his abs in the stands
I'm sure they're are pictures of him without him showing his abs
>That was the kicker's fault
Yeah, retard detected.
>pass deflected by a man with half a hand
>Jimmy Garappopppoppollo ded
wew lads we meme day
*there
>practically every analyst said that shit
Get some pressure you fucks
There's still another half to go lads
Josh Norman just got blown up by Dez Bryant who got blown up by Eli Apple too. Feeling good about this defense lads.
except Janoris Jenkins covered Dez last week
Collins killing people
How does it feel being the Patriots bitch for the past 15 years?
>its a saints clock management episode
Apple didn't cover Bryant m8
Apple blew him up on that one play. I didn't mean the whole game.
Injuries go Back2Back
what is with the Manning brothers and getting carried by their defense?
Fucking Hankins crushed him.
PJ Williams update
Woke up, moving fingers and toes
DELAY OF GAME
KEK
Seriously saints, just go for 3 for christ's sake
Kek Brees' face says it all
ikr
>Saints
>actually being worse at clock management than the fucking Cowboys
Pick both
inb4 Jacoby Brissett ends up being a future GOAT. Fucking Belichick, Parcells should have drowned him in the toilet before he could become the leader of the Sith.
At least he nailed it this time...
>tfw now coughlin is gone, the giants might actually manage the clock like a competent football team
this game fucking sucks but i can't stop watching
He'll only be good if he stays with the Pats.
>Herzlich taking the kickoff
Just let it go you big dummy.
>no rankins
>no breaux
>no kikaha
>no ellerbe (as of yet)
>no williams
JFMSU, 2 games in
>Forced 3 turnovers
>Losing game
Aints, ladies and gentlemen
Guys Dak might be elite, we should be worried
Herzlich
Meme player
That's actually an insane stat, especially considering how good the Saints offense is
meanwhile noone is talking about this on the game...
>G-men actually playing well defensively
Is this real life?
I think I know why. Remember earlier when he had that pass for negative yards and the Giants got the ball? He had actually broken the record on the play before that, then with the negative yards play he no longer had broken the record. He broke it the next time they got the ball but still it was like uhhhh do we say he broke it or not? Would be my guess.
Eli isn't playing bad. That o-line is just fucking disgusting
Who should we hope wins the Forty-Kneelers vs. Panthshits game? I honestly hope both teams die somehow. Maybe meme magic gives them all ebola.
He actually broke the record last week, not today.
This is what popped up on my news feed when it happened
>Drew Brees just completed a pass to WR Tommylee Lewis that lost 1 yard. So now Brees has temporarily dropped back into a tie for third place all-time with Dan Marino at 61,361 career passing yards
Haha the game we all thought we were going to watch is happening now
And that's why you don't get caught beating your wife.
It throws off your accuracy.
Kek
>Going for a 53 yard FG at the metlife
HURRRRR. Why not just fucking go for it on 4th?
>Browns about to lose their lead
Holy shit m8s.
Google oleoletv
Jenkins is legit.
>Toby Weener
Giants Defense playing this good makes my dick diamonds
Too bad the offense can't seem to get their shit together. The Giants should be winning 147-3 right now.
Sadly it's typical Giants..
Either the D or O shows up, never both in a game
PENALTY ON THE LONG SNAPPER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA WTF
Josina Anderson Verified account @JosinaAnderson 9m9 minutes ago
Agent @DerykGilmore tell me #Saints CB PJ Williams is getting "a CT Scan right now, but he can feel his extremities. He's alert though."
>tfw that was a $7,000 suit McConnaughey was wearing when he jumped into that pool and ruined it
Yup. Last year the Offense was godly but our Defense was absolute garbage now they switched turns this year. Sucks because i know I'm gonna hear shit from coworkers who are Eagles fans this whole week
Need to go for a home run on this drive. The checkdowns are becoming predictable.
What a pussy, I'd have gotten up and had six interceptions and four touchdowns by now.
GO FOR SOME DRAGONS FOR FUCK'S SAKE
GODDAMN IT SHEPARD GET FUCKING OPEN YOU FUCKING WHORE
Can't talk shit if the jints win
So does this prove that the raiders defense was really fucking awful but their offense was amazing?
>Asking me to root for Dallass or Washington at this point in the season
It's like asking me to root for a crackwhore with AIDS or her son that just spit in her mouth and then put on his Eagles jersey.
Your calls were just answered
...
god damnit shits
Finally damn
Ask and ye shall receive
Fucking finally
...
God Damn Marshall Newhouse is horrible.
DRAGONS.
COME ON
>yfw he was the #1 ranked offensive tackle last week
Dunno how he survived the cuts though desu
The entire line is trash. Reese needs to draft all linemen and a TE in the next draft.
They need to throw this conservative shit out the window
Fucking score
he'll draft a strong safety and a long snapper instead, and you know it. soak it in.
>Fucking up another drive
O-OK
No it isn't, Pugh and Richberg are good, Flowers is bad and shouldn't be playing LT and Newhouse sucks.
I've never seen a team misuse an elite receiver as much as the Giants misuse OBJ
>Flowers is bad
Based on what?
What a nice couple
>Pugh and Richberg are good
Define good. This whole Pugh is anything other than mediocre at best and where he was drafted isn't as much of a joke as where Flowers was drafted meme needs to end.
flowers was quite ok last year, but he is probably better as a right tackle
>That strong jaw
She knew why he was marrying her. She can take a fuckin punch.
Are you serious? Pugh is godly. Richburg is so underrated too. Dude has to be a top 5 center right now. Flowers is garbage. The fact that we drafted him over Gurley still hurts my soul.
He been playing well this game, but jesus christ, he was get push backed last game and last season.
Flowers should be playing RT and Beatty should go back to LT.
Flowers was quite ok last year for a rookie left tackle playing through injury. Objectively he was pretty damn bad
>Estonia
yeah, but some of you guys here sound like he is a bust, sure taking Gurley would have been awesome but I think Flowers can turn out fine
>mfw I have Fleener in fantasy
TWO FUCKING WEEKS IN A ROW YOU CAN'T EVEN BREAK 1 PT
FUCKING
DROPPED
He has post like 20 times in this thread
Estonia isn't rare
>Arian Foster ded
America wins again.
...
Fleener is so garbage jesus
Looks like the Saints figured out the D scheme today now..
Well he's sort of a 50/50 players. Sometimes he'll do good and other times he'll do bad. Like last season, he absolutely manhandled Greg Hardy and other good ass DE's. Now this year he seems to be getting beat on most plays. I guess time will tell.
Is Apple going to be better than the "Hot garbage" we rated his future as when he was drafted?
Come on Sneady baby gimme dat TD for fantasy points.
>trying to pass it to fleener.
Go to Snead please, not the flaming garbage
This toyota ad with Eli
fucking pissing myself
The WRs need to get some separation and Eli needs to harness his autism and throw a dragon this next possession or I think this game ends as another comeback meme win by the Saints.
...
Good call
CALLED
A
L
L
E
D
based Sneady
...
That coverage was ass
What's the actor's name that plays Dr. Strange again?
3 RB draws and out?
CAN'T IMPEDE THE SNEAD
No 2 then a dropped pass on 3rd and 15
Joe Rogan
Peter Sellers
Fucking bunch of losers. Why we always gotta try and beat ourselves every damn game?
Benedict cumberbatch
I dont think Drew Brees has been touched since the first quarter
Bazinglebart Cramblesnatch
Bella Lugosi
Darude Sandstorm
Coby Fleener
Probably not that movie user
Robert Downey jr
Holy shit Eli release the dragons
Did not expect this many (you)s. Thanks lads.
Hey b how u been this is ya boy from new orleans long time.
Need a webm of that Eli air guitar to Real American by Hulk Hogan pls
SHEP
Shepard juked the fuck out of himself.
Damn that could've been a TD. Nice catch though.
SHEP MAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Eli really zinged that one.
Sterling Sheppard MVP
FUCKING THROW IT IN THE ENDZONE
JUST THROW A FUCKING SLANT ON FIRST AND GOAL JESUS CHRIST
>aints too fat to stand up
What the fuck was that shit
SON OF A FUCKING BITCH FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING HORSESHIT BITCH FUCKING BALLS
This is pissing me off.
0 (zero) offensive touchdowns for the Giants.
MUH RUN
oh fuck off
Making the stops in last 5 yards... but nowhere else
...
Was defensive holding on Victor Stone Hands
THEY FUCKING TACKLED CRUZ
HURRRRR DURRRRR this shitty playing calling is gonna cost us the game.
it's a start
Why? Why does McAbooo continue to call run plays? We have OBJ, Shephard, Cruz, Donnell, Vereen all viable passing options and they still call run.
>only getting 3 points after a redzone opportunity
>running the football
Cruz rekt or not, that's what they get for 1 fucking attempt at a throwing end zone TD
The nerve!
Kek
Bend but don't break.
lol Mcadoodle can't even draw up one play to Odell Beckham fucking JR in the redzone
>Donnell
>Viable passing option
He literally only makes catches falling down in the endzone, drops everything else. I agree though.
>Has some of the best receivers in the game
>Runs the ball with a scrub
>Doesn't score
Fucking macadoo
Tackling him when he doesn't have the ball is a PEHNULTEE you slut. Or it's supposed to be when the refs aren't blind faggots. Can't wait until football robots put these athletic failures out of a job.
>Chicken farm for that sweet tax deductioN
Von Miller smart.
If it's to Jennings then i don't mind.......
He is the only 190cm+ (6ft 3 in for you boys in murica) receiver
Gnats need a pick here.
It was tipped, that makes everything meaningless.
With feet for hands
Atta boy Apple.
That was fucking delay of game
Wew lad.
Thank fuck wew lad.
Score you chucklefucks
He had it... aaand its gone
i can't even tell which team you're rooting for
Nice stop. Can we have some dragons now pls?
please, one TD Giants and we can win.
Inb4 Dragon to OBJ
>Pass
Get a couple yards every single time.
>Run the ball up the middle
Get shit every fucking time.
Hey McDoodle, what kind of play you want?
RUN IT UP THE MIDDLE!
>newhouse hurt
We might actually improve now.
GODDAMN IT SPIDER 2 Y BANANA TO OBJ RIGHT NOW
FUCK
Cruz is dropping fucking everything.
Cruz has hands made of mofongo
GOD DAMN
COME ON
My boy Eli is top 10. Proof disabled people can live successful, fulfilling lives
Crawley making a bit of a statement today
Kind of hard to catch it when you have one of the Saints wrapped around your shoulders not even looking back at the ball.
That fucking fat sister shagging cunt Mcadoo killed that drive with that retarded draw call. Just let Eli fucking throw it god damn .
I'm never not surprised when they show Kenny Albert
He doesn't match his voice
>those fans in the giants crowd yelling ELIIIIIIIIIIIITE the entire game
Thomas with the jooks
It bounced right off both of his hands
>tfw over 500 and OT is a possibility
Motherfuck what happened to the D?
>yfw Eli has the second highest Wonderlic score of a starting QB in the NFL right now
>second to only Fitzpatrick, a Harvard grad
>defence choking on the final drive
I shouldn't have expected anything less.
Defense is falling apart and the O can't score.
did you know that Brady was a 6th (!) round pick?
>Eli
>317 yards throwing
It's a fucking tragedy he doesn't even have 1 TD.
Did you know that Jimmy Graham played HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL?!
>a timed pop quiz
>meaning shit
I'm upset.
no way
>Only 1 thread
We have failed
It's not just used for football. Many other professional white collar jobs use it. You think it is a coincidence a Harvard grad has the highest score?
t. Mensa applicant
nice "poomunity"
These teams have failed.
FUCK OFF WITH THESE SHITTY DRAW PLAYS. REEEEEEEEE
...
Giants should have been throwing like this all day.
SAVE US SHEPARD
based shepard
Those are some sweet moves
Shepard will win ROTY
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
FUCKING HELL YOU BUTTERFINGER HAVING KEKS
WHATS THAT SENPAI? YOU WANT ME TO HOLD ON TO THE BALL?
AHHH
CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ
CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
MAH BOI IS BACK
CRUZ, YOU'RE FORGIVING FOR THE FUCKING DROPS ALL OVER THE PLACE.
CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ FINALLY
HE'S CALLING THE DRAGONS
THE DRAGONS ARE HERE
CrUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ
>hello darkness my old friend
literally a rerun of last week
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NOW you start running it you fucks
If that were Rueben Randle instead of Cruz that would have been the clean interception.
Wew lads
CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WE DRAGONZ NAO
THANK YOU GOD
THANK YOU JESUS
THANK YOU CRUZ
I would just let them get it now and try to get brees to do it
the one week the defense plays well is the one week the offense fails
who knew?
CRUZZZZZZZZZ
Based Mcadoo, Coughlin would've fucked this clock management up.
Hide your women
Here he comes
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next week both fail or play like how they should?
What a shitty end to the game. Fucking gnats.
Remember if Josh Brown makes this FG it's okay to slap the shit out of your wife if she gets lippy tonight.
JOSH, YOU CAN BE YOU BEAT YOUR WIFE ALL YOU WANT NOW.
well we won I guess
2-0 LADS LETS GO
they always get up for the falcons so I'll say they win in a blowout
plus it's primetime
His wife has a jaw of steel though that's why he did it. She could probably take a punch from Bruce Lee in the jaw.
clock win
2-0 baby!
YEAH BITCH FINALLY LEARNED TO MANAGE THE CLOCK
good game guys, we're 2-0 now
YES!
GG SAINTS
WHERE'S MY FUCKING WIFE THAT PREGNANCY ENDS TONIGHT!
_______NOW
___this is what i call
CLOCK MANAGEMENT
Yay.
Giants winning games in the last 2 minutes instead of losing them.
(...I still could use that last TD pass tho)
Thank god.
A. Marshall Newhouse needs to be cut
B. Cruz, drops and all, played well, especially considering I just expected him to be horrible
C. Shepard is elite
D. Manning is elite
E. McAdoo is the man
It's an unfamiliar feel recently. Eli's autism magic was going to waste.
huh? they play the redskins next
FUCKING -3.5 SPREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He's a Saints fan you goof.
>McAdoo is the man
Far from it. His play calling is shit.
Offensive coach and conservative 90% of the game.
>will lutz miss comes back to haunt us
last year
>zach hocker
we will start 0-4
oh shit. welp.
And it won us the game
Very excited to see that Shephard is turning into a star - hopefully he can keep his nose clean and not hit wimminz.
Has odbj manlet babby powers gone away now that Cruz is back a superior WR.
One ugly AS FUCK win.
Cruz fumbled and dropped 2 passes. OBJ was money all game except for that one last pass.
i dare say mcadoods might be the only coach in the nfce that knows what clock management is
it's gonna hurt when he, and the entire coaching staff, forgets in a crazy important game late in the season, but at least we actually won those games this time
Yeah it was nice not giving Brees a chance to (probably) drive down the field a score a TD. I wonder if Coughlin would have gone for a touchdown in that situation?
I just wish the Giants had a half decent O-line.
yeah, i don't understand how the line can be this bad.
i hope newhouse gets better. i also hope his injury heals well
Yea 3/5 of it is trash. Flowers still needs a ton of work.