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PATRIOTS DOLPHINS MATCH THREAD 0
Fuck the Cheatriots
woohoo go dolphins
are the dolphins any good? its the only team i know cause i watch ballers
>fish
>match thread
yuro on proxy edition
No.
Also is the new season any good?
amen
any live streams?
its ok
more of the same, so if you liked s1 you ll like s2 as well
Who else /justwokeup/ here? Also do phins
>1st for aggressive and timely Janeane Garofalo posting.
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>reddit.com
thanks m8
I got firstrow on deck. Will I find a better stream at plebbit?
batmanstream, dummy
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As a lifelong Bills fan who always hated the Patriots, I have made the tough but necessary decision to switch my support over to the great white hope.
#brexit #1488 #maga #gopats
Fucking piece of shit bandwagoners
shaking my head
Is tannehill elite?
Noice.
Great decision man, wanna meet up, watch the game and drink beers and fuck my sister?
tingly helmet
Is BuggsBunny here?
Yes unironically
okay you in toronto?
>fish
1/10
Here's your reply, Canada.
great post
lol, that skit was actually funny which is a surprise since most of those are just cringeworthy
im watching on my tv, you cant say the same, can you, bandwagoner?
>broadcast in Spanish
who /about2be2-0/ here?
reporting
here
Pats bandwagoner here lets go Pats
whats everyone watching on?
Did they send jets over Gillette? Watching RedZone but heard a loud as fuck noise outside my house (20 minutes from Foxborough)
on my laptop because i literally have a 6000 word essay to deliver tomorrow and I just started
fuck the jews
dolphins gonna win today i can feel it
Get jazzy on 'em, I'm that flight that you get on, international
First class seat on my lap girl, riding comfortable
'Cause I know what the girl them need, New York to Haiti
I got lipstick stamps on my passport, make it hard to leave
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Been around the world, don't speak the language
But your booty don't need explaining
All I really need to understand is
Will you talk dirty to me?
Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Get jazzy on 'em, you know the words to my songs
No habla inglés
Our conversations ain't long
But you know what it is
I know what the girl them want, London to Taiwan
I got lipstick stamps on my passport
I think I need a new one
Been around the world, don't speak the language
But your booty don't need explaining
All I really need to understand is
Will you talk dirty to me?
Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Read more: Jason DeRulo - Talk Dirty Lyrics | MetroLyrics
I have bloutn and edlemen in fantasy and they both just got a point :))))
Edelgoat, desu
TIME FOR JIMMY G
KILL GRAPEOLLO
KILL HIM DEAD
>Kiki
where my /finbros/ at?
Blount's next 5 carries will now go for a total 0 yards
THERES A FOSTER RUNNIN BACK ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FIELD TODAY LOL
Cheers my white friend. God bless the Pats
Downtown Miami reporting in
>Marcus Cannon starting again
Gonna be a long day for the oline lads
>getting run on by Blunt
Dolphins
Go Pats!
why is garop the wop so clutch on 3rd downs?
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Good lad
so who's brazil's president right now?
Because he's literally Tom Brady 2.0
>people unironically thought the ALE was up for grabs
I JUST REALIZED I HAVE BLOUNT ELDELMEN BENNET GRONK BRADY AND THE PATS D ON MY FANTASY TEAM
LOL WAT
BTFO
We are just supporting our closest team :^)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG
>Do it, EdelJew
Also, does Brazil have a manned space program?
FISH DEFENCE ON SUICIDE WATCH
>4 downs
This always takes some getting used to after a summer of good Canadian football
WHAT THE FUCK AND NONE OF THEM GOT THE TOUCHDOWN
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
LELPHINS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
KEKEKEKEK
KEK
Shoutout to those two squids what ran into each other on Bennett's run
RIP Dolphins. You can't stop this offence
TRADE BRADY
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>Canadian football
>Good
Canada is drinking early today.
TDTDTD
Proof Brady is a system babby
TRADE BRADY
JIMMY IS ELITE
THANK YOU BASED JIMMY
>LELPHINS
ez game
>summer of good Canadian football
Spotted the fat white trash hillbilly
>belichick is going to win all 4 games
>goodell on suicide watch
>2-0 with no brady or gronk
holy shit that ELITE AS FUCK throw by garoppolo
>alt-right numale faggots love the JEST, promoting their support using white supremacy imagery
Hahahahaha.
Can we just end the game now? Limit the injuries on both sides.
Make it happen Roger "Player Safety" Goodell
The Pats are gonna put up 40 a game when Brady and Gronk come back.
>RIP NFL
FUCKING
LELPHINS
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
KEK
LELPHINS CONFIRMED FOR 0-16
PATS CONFIRMED FOR 16-0
KEK
Is Garoppolel elite?
>2 best players not playing
>still winning
How do they get away with it?
WHEN NO ONE THOUGHT THE WOP WAS GOING TO BE THE BEST OF THE NEW CROP OF QBS
LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL.
memeami
i could really go for some waffle crisp right now
ill give you the Dolphins 1st over all pick next year for Brady pats fags
first post, best post
>brady
>system qb
just came in to say that
Garrapolo is legit yo
Mmmm, two first round draft picks may be a reality.
>"The Pats will lose at least half of their games without Brady."
no then the pats will win roger can't have that
>Garop "babby goat" the Wop goes 4-0
>Brady return and gets destroyed by the Browns
post yfw
>all these non-american flags rooting for the pats
>says the bandwagon newfag tripfag
It's not fair. NE can't keep getting GOAT QBs.
Fuck were gonna have to choose between brady and garop. Pats civil war incoming. The ghost of bledsoe has returned for revenge.
nope.
>watching your team get btfo so you have to comment about Cred Forums threads
>land whale lolphins fan
Michel Temer, our savior.
We tried to launch satellites sometime ago, at Alcântara. Our only spaceman is Marcos Pontes.
economist.com
>p. Pats civil war incoming
better get spiderman xDDD
Other countries supporting the Patriots is like an American supporting a foreign national team in soccer. Smh
>tripfag
>implying I didnt hop on the pats bandwagon back in 2004
>4-0 CONFIRMED
...
Disrepectful nogs going to get btfo by the Pats
>no pats players disrespecting the anthem
really makes you think
>newfag
ill fite you irl m8
This is pretty much montana vs young
A fucking leaf.
from boston nigga
>dolflops
Brady was right.
How do you have a running game with only 3 downs?
>You're right, Michael Felger.
Are you surprised? They're a bunch of hypocrites
It's like cowboys """"" fans""""in the 90s
>a fucking newfag
stop changing your name then stupid faggot
>he wasn't an Honorary Deflatriot
mild kek
stream?
>it's a Dolphins win 35-7 episode
i think garop is unironically a top 10 QB
When I was a kid I didn't have 800 channels but I did get a tv station from Boston
NICE THROW HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Post yfw this team goes 19-0
>that throw
When do the Dolphins trade everything for Garop?
Get on my level fgts
>iron man
>right
Jimmy G. stats on this first drive. It is amazing he can pull those on first two games.
squids cant keep a player for more than 3 years
They are the whitest team, cheering for them is cheering against America
>we still cant catch footballs
wew
kek
Tannesuck
TANNELEL
Why did megaton retire?
Wasn't he still playing well?
Why is Amendola on returns now? Wasn't that Edelman's job?
Is Edelman finally elite?
How much more losing does miami have to go through to be considered snakebitten?
>tfw the pats are gonna keep getting away with it
That's what Detroit does to goatz
>implying I'm not from New England
He knew he wasn't getting anywhere with the lions
He was constantly injured and played for a shit franchise.
>ALL THESE FUCKING NO NAMES IN THE SECONDARY FOR BOTH TEAMS
It is like both teams spent all their dos on the D-Line, have 1 good LB, 1 good safety, and then everyone else is shit
HAHA
TIME FOR ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN DRIVE
Edelman is too valuable. Danny does them when he's not injured.
They're not blinded by growing up being butthurt by the Patriots so they can actually respect their level of dominance
Same here bub, I followed money into the north.
Difference is the Pats' no names are good
that makes no sense
supporting any NFL team is just as bandwagon as any other
AHAHAHHA
KILL YOUSEF PITTSBURG
how mad do you think goodell is rn?
hi friends
what should i know about this game?
i'm getting into NFL
i know the rules and all that, just wondering if there's anything particularly interesting/important about this game
thanks
Why do al the pats plays work perfectly?
...
HES GETTING AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
>ironically living in the city of boston
NE has a pretty good secondary, especially the safeties. McCourty is a first round pick, Harmon is a second and Chung is a third iirc.
My image was a better shoop. Are Canadians not possessing of proper genetics to detect pixels?
pats keep cheating to win
PATS JUST CAN'T BE STOPPED
>yfw I, a Canadian, have attended more patriot games than probably every american combined ITT
really makes you think
The Dolphins should consider playing defense
ITS
NOT
FUCKING
FAIR
BRADY IS GONE THE PATS SHOULD BE FUCKING TRASH RIGHNOW
Just keep exposing Brady as a system qb.
how so?
At this rate Garop will probably sneak the football at first and long.
The dolphins are complete and utter dogshit. Their mentally retarded fans thought they had a chance.
holy shit he looks elite
In what way? Just because they are called the patriots? Are you implying that other teams in the NFL aren't patriotic? They are literally my closest NFL team which is why I chose to support them.
i would seriously trade multiple first round picks for garoppolo right now
Same.
Also pussy... but yeah.
How did Brady train his replacement so well?
>based Hogan
How can black 'boys' even compare?!
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Pats are our heroes. Every other team are barbaric savages who need to be tamed
it's the hoodie, ya dingus
HOLY SHIT JIMMY IS UNSTOPABBLE
i didnt make it
I've been to four m8
HOLY SHIT
E L I T E
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
System (insert something here like Brady)
>YFW 55 IS THE MIKE
HULK HOGANNN
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>tfw you realize you're the next Drew Bledsoe.
Ordering my garappolo jersey right now
Are football tights unflattering or do none of them have nice butts?
>its a ex Dolphins player does better on another team episode
Jimmy may legit be ELITE.
Is Chris Hogan the white deep threat we've been hoping for? The prodigal son?
ALSO OH MY FUCKING GOD JIMMY
OH SHIT
Could Teboq play as well as Gimmy in the Pat system?
>miami """"""""""""""""""""defense""""""""""""""""""""
CANT STOP THE GROP
>CANT STOP THE GROP
CANT STOP THE GROP
>CANT STOP THE GROP
CANT STOP THE GROP
>CANT STOP THE GROP
CANT STOP THE GROP
>CANT STOP THE GROP
Holy shit guys
YES
TOUCHDOWN
WEEEEEEEEEEEW
YES
LELPHINS
FUCKING GETTING RAPED
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KEK
LELPHINS GOING 0-116
PATS GOING 16-0
KEK
is patriots QB even cuter than brady?
last digit is how many touchdowns jimmy the wop throws
APOLOGIZE
Nothing less than 3 first rounders for Jimmy G
>dolphins
>defense
Pick 1.
TFW BRADY GETTING BENCHED THE WHOLE SEASON
So is it confirmed we're gonna be still ELITE tier after Tim Bradley retires?
TRADE GRONK AND BRADY
>this dolphins defense
literally errbody open errplay
nah, they picked Jimmy because he has the same skillset as Brady
Will jimmy even last the first quarter? How long until we see brisket
they inject their qbs with genetic altering hormones so they become goat
Yep, we're making the rookie look like a pro bowler.
Game's already over.
E L I T E
THEY CAN KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!
BRADY GETTING BLEDSOE'D
PATS ARE GONNA BE DOMINANT FOR ANOTHER 15 YEARS
>DOLPHINS FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
FUCK YES
BASED JIMMY G
THEY ARE UNSTOPPABLE
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>SHE CAN'T KEEP DOING IT.
Is Garoppolo going to have a perfect passer rating in his second start?
>its another 10 years of pats dominance episode
JESUS
IT'S LIKE ANADUH SHOAH OUT THERE
Jimmy G is giving killing it on waivers
Good thing I am watching red zone.
Any chance Brady gets benched?
Yes
>pats without HOF QB for the first time in 15 years
>miami invests $200 million dollars on defense
>down 14-0 after 10 minutes
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
holy shit... patriots are scaring me
t. patriots fan
E
L
I
T
E
>LOSE THE BEST QB TO EVER PLAY THE GAME
>FIND A NEW ONE
IS BB STILL UNDERRATED??????
IM UNIRONICALLY BUYING A GAROPPOLO JERSEY RIGHT NOW
new
Goodell on suicide watch
What the fuck
Is BB taking offers on his 39 year old backup QB yet?
GOATROPPOLO
...
Nah Jimmy is a shorter Brady with a slightly quicker release. Literally perfect for this system so far.
At the rate he's going right now, he may actually throw nine TD's this game.
>go to facebook
>all my Miami friends are on the verge of suicide
>actually suggesting trading jimmy
K Y S
Y
S
I hope the Pats run the score up the whole game. Go for triple fucking digits. Tannenbaum needs to get fired this year and it's not going to happen unless the Dolphins do someting spectacularly terrible.
IS JIMMY G GOING TO BREAK THE SINGLE GAME PASSING TOUCHDOWN RECORD??????????????????????????????????
>IS JIMMY G GOING TO BREAK THE SINGLE GAME PASSING TOUCHDOWN RECORD??????????????????????????????????
IS JIMMY G GOING TO BREAK THE SINGLE GAME PASSING TOUCHDOWN RECORD??????????????????????????????????
"IS JIMMY G GOING TO BREAK THE SINGLE GAME PASSING TOUCHDOWN RECORD??????????????????????????????????
"IS JIMMY G GOING TO BREAK THE SINGLE GAME PASSING TOUCHDOWN RECORD??????????????????????????????????
>IS JIMMY G GOING TO BREAK THE SINGLE GAME PASSING TOUCHDOWN RECORD??????????????????????????????????
IS JIMMY G GOING TO BREAK THE SINGLE GAME PASSING TOUCHDOWN RECORD??????????????????????????????????
IS JIMMY G GOING TO BREAK THE SINGLE GAME PASSING TOUCHDOWN RECORD??????????????????????????????????
not gay but ill let that pound my boipussy
Tom Who?
Do you think Bill will bench Jimmy and start Brady after those 4 games? I'm feeling he is playing better than Brady on last season's final games.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
People will rave about Jimmy, Hogan and Bennett (and rightly so) but it's >our O-line that impresses me the most so far.
Miami has a great line and rush and it feels like Jimmy has an eternity to pick out a target.
I didn't think it was possible. But it's probably time to get rid of Brady. Im sold
...
How long before the Dolphins start to blame their shit performance on spy cams and faulty radios?
Is that a mask
The should cut Tom right now
>they just need to go 2-2 they said
REST OF THE NFL ON SUICIDE WATCH
>Guidos
>Not the master race
pick 1
>BRADY SUSPENDED
>AFC EAST IS WIDE OPEN THIS YEAR LADS
>THIS IS OUR YEAR
>BEING BTFO BY ALADDIN
>patriots backups doing great
>ravens losing by 2 TDs to the browns
lol
>0-14
Read the ESPN piece about Joe Thuney? I really hope he works out at LG, he's also 6'5. BB LOVES the huge, mauler type linemen
Obviously. Tom isn't a manlet like Marky Mark.
Jimmy G with two TDs and impregnated Jamie Erdahl-all in the first quarter
tybb
>his team doesn't have two elite quarterbacks
Eternity? Jimmy is getting the ball out sub 2.7 seconds. Yes, the O line is magnificent right now but you can't touch what isn't there.
literally wake me up.
>I din't rate the browns
BRAHS
PATRIOTS AGAIN THURSDAY
KEK
who is this harlot?
Really?
What happened?
Over/under on Jimmy tds this game: 4
>This game
I'm so conflicted. On one hand, I want Tom to get his fifth owl and be the undisputed GOAT. On the other hand, I want another 15 years of total domination.
Tannetool ftw
>FAILED QB SNEAK ON 3RD & 1
holy fuck how pathetic can you get miami
>tripfag
>questioning anyone ever
OVER
First time watcher
Holy fuck lads. These ads are annoying. I don't think I can take this shit/
>stuffed on surprise play
Glad my Sunday is being wasted at work than watching this team.
Not really surprised but our schedule will get easier.
its a dolphins go 3 & out episode
>ITS A MARATHON
over. he about the beat the single game TD record
tannelel
>>FAILED QB SNEAK ON 3RD & 1
>holy fuck how pathetic can you get miami
Let's see if they get another 7.
over
the Grop train has no brakes
HAHAHAHA
EVERY GAME
V
E
R
Y
G
A
M
E
Are O-linemen paid a lot? Do they recieve the same accolades as others?They seem to be doing an underrated job and can be overlooked for more flashy players. Similar to holding midfielders in soccer.
How mad are Miami fans right now?
Dolphins suck
Fucking kek
Dolphins fucking suck
let's see how long it takes Miami's coaching staff to change their defensive gameplan
over. jimmy g gets 9
nope. we're gonna get a good deal for garoppolo thanks to him playing this well
Gettign scored on at kickoff pathetic.
I'm really disappointed.
The lelphins from last year would mop the floor with whatever this team is now.
I just switch to NFL Redzone during ads/shitpost
Patriots playing well and with rythm.
HAHA TIME FOR ANOTHER INJURY
>trying to sneak one in on the patriots
whether it's Brady or Garop - which NFL team gives the Patriots 2 first rounders for the extra QB?
I think the Bills are dumb enough once they ditch Rexy.
I really hope jimmy stays under brady for a couple of years like rodgers did for favre. Just give jimmy a few mil under the table for his patience
nice seats user
It will be the ultimate humiliation if on the 5th game they put in brady and he sucks ass and they have to bench him and put in garop
>136 YARDS
patriots please stop.
Love him so far
2+ seconds feels like an eternity after last season of Brady getting throws out in 1.5 or getting sacked
>tfw lelphins fan
>tfw shit posting about how good the WOP is
feels comfy seeing somebody do good
>trading new talent and keeping a dinosaur
lel belly is mad, but he isn't insane
meh, squids always play like shit at gillette
Browns will dump first three picks of next three years for Brady.
shitty shop kys
Apologize.
Who could the Pats trade Jimmy for to help Brady get #5?
Not mad, anger isn't the right emotion. I've always acknowledged the Patriots of having a superior organization top to bottom in terms of office and coaching, like the Spurs. Losing to them doesn't make me angry.
This is more like disappointment, but the kind of disappointment where you can't really express disgust. It's the kind where you where you simply accept that something is shit and will be so for the foreseeable future. That's just how it is.
How was Brady drafted so low was he shit in college?
>Tannehill has 0 yards thrown
Tannehill has 0 yards thrown
>Tannehill has 0 yards thrown
Tannehill has 0 yards thrown
>Tannehill has 0 yards thrown
Tannehill has 0 yards thrown
>Tannehill has 0 yards thrown
Tannehill has 0 yards thrown
>Tannehill has 0 yards thrown
Tannehill has 0 yards thrown
Why is Slater such a bad receiver senpai?
WOW WHAT THE FUCK THROW WAS THAT YOU FUCKING GREASY WOP
So can Brady just stay out?
The Pats are doing just fine without him.
>tfw your team is so bad they compare their first and second QB's instead of yours.
Does passing to Slater ever work?
>throwing to Slater
Jimmy pls
i would offer any player outside of Landry from the Dolphins but i dont think that would help.
his college team had a "golden boy" that was a local kid that was very strong and athletic. brady was 6th on the QB depth chart when he started
just so fucking disappointed, like every year
it's horrible to say, but I'll fist pump when bellichick has a heart attack
>Dolphins still putting up with Tanneshit
This is the guy with 77,000,000 contract?
Jesus Christ, why am I still a fan
>bad receiver
>was wide open
>No Brady
>No Gronk
>No Hightower
>No Vollmer
>No Ninkovich
>No Lewis
How scary will this team be in November?
yes
He was good in college, he just has bad measurables like speed/strength/etc when his best asset is his decision making.
He had a weird senior season where he would do really well, but he was constantly fighting for the starting position.
They ranked him so low because oh his terrible physique.
Once during the 2011 Owl
I watched "The Brady Six" and everyone else failed at life.
blame mcdaniels and garropps shit throw
Someone shop ghostly Tom watching over Big Plays Jimmy
>BALL NEARLY HITS HIM ON THE SIDE OF THE HELMET
>IT'S COMPLETE
HOLY FUCK LELPHINS
STOP THROWING TO CASPER YOU FUCK
aladdin overthrew him by 5 yards
Jimmy what the fuck you're a madman
It worked once in 2011 against the Dolphins.
>Gronk
He'll be back soon.
if he was white he would have known where to be
Has blount ever ran for more than 2 yards when he doesn't run for tds?
Holy fuck why won't helmets stay on this season
Is Gallapogos elite?
Edelman UNSTOPPABLE
yes, such as the first run of the game
>ESACAPES
This team doesn't have front Brady or Lewis?
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
that alpha GO sounded just like Brady ;__;
wtf. i hate tannehill now.
EDELGOAT
dubs and that pocket escape says so
honestly they should start sitting injury prone guys in the second half
>not negating the penalty for the 2nd in 14
>3rd down vs the dolphins
might as well spike the ball twice & just go to 3rd
SLIPPIN JIMMY
It's my favorite.
...
Garofalo is here for Brady's job.
Why is New England so damn good.
I hate it.
i want to fuck the jew out of her
>Miami
what is brady's biggest skill when it comes to his success?
They also accepted that defensive holding earlier for a 1st and 10 INSTEAD OF a 2nd and 1 with 4 extra yards. Gase quickly proving himself just as incompetent as all our other head coaches.
GOAT system.
disgustin
the ice in his veins
kek
his system
His face
holy FUCK, how did you let yourself get so fucking FAT you cow. You think the gun makes you look cool, too? Lose some weight first, damn.. I'm legit concerned for your health
My first wank... hnnnnhg
Clutch gene
they think more than one season ahead unlike Miami going all out every offseason trying to build on a shitty foundation
this is only the 2nd NFL game ever for G
>Josh McCown injured
The Browns can't win even when winning.
dat audible
maybe i shouldnt have started blount :/
the ability to read a defense and make adjustments, throw very accurate 6-12 yard passes to keep the chains moving, running a fast-paced offense to keep defenses off balance
That's exactly what happens. Although they are paid quite well
lol oh no
Really?
>SWITCH
>they're currently beating the ravens 20-2
>steelers/bengals is an inevitable chimpout
literal meme division
his big dick
we looking at another 59-0 here?
WHITE IS RIGHT
GOOD GOD, IT'S A BLOODLETTING.
The 2 was from a blocked extra point too.
>switch
they can tell what the lelphins are doing before the lelphins even know whats going on kek
>goatropolo
what an absolute slaughter
AMAZING
>AMAZING
AMAZING
>AMAZING
UNBELIEVABLE
PATS ROCK
>this Miami D
Seriously, what the fuck happened to Seattle?
ahhhhhhhhhh fuck stop throwing it to amendola i dont have him in fantasy football i have literally every other pats player
Madden. With a backup
Trade Jimmy G for Joe Thomas, Joe Jaden, and a first
Can't Blitz the Grop
This isn't even funny anymore. Make it stop.
Wasn't Suh supposed to be elite?
>seattle struggled against this
>tfw Gronk isn't even playing
We are going 19-0 this year
What's a switch?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBABY
THREE
H
R
E
E
holy fuck miami hahahahahahahahhhaa
the patriots literally don't have their two best players
what the fuck LOL
stop letting them score
HE'S GONNA BREAK THE RECORD
8 TD INCOMING
THREE FIRST ROUNDERS
You know how we have this Jaguar guy?
You think we'll get a "Dolphins guy" today?
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
PATRIOTS DYNASTY 2.0 CONFIRMED
KEKDELL ON SUICIDE WATCH
Would Belichik rest Gallupost if they are up by like 35 by time the second half starts?
kek
GIMMEEEEE
he's actually breddy gud, just gets double teamed more often than not
FINS
BTFO
T
F
O
CAN'T STOP THE GAROP
kekd
He was too busy fucking fat white womins last night.
lol
AMENGOATA
who /started miami defense/ here
10000 YEAR REIGN
im literally not trading garop unless some team gives us their entire draft for the next two years
How long before suh starts blatantly stomping on jimmy to get him sidelined?
CIA halp
>Dolphins
>Covering
kek
>autism
THE SECOND COMING
>Garoppolo has 3 TDs
>Tannelel has 2 attempts
>Over/under on Jimmy tds this HALF: 4
fixed that for you, friend
JUST GIVE UP REST OF THE NFL
PATS DOMINANCE IS ASSURED UNTIL THE END OF TIME
fuck off weeb
COLONISED
Can we get Jimmy G's face on this photo?
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So Brady confirmed getting traded?
I kinda hope so. I want to see what a third string QB could do against this shit D.
its not funny
Ndonkeykong Suh stomped on Wilson's ankle
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WE'RE ONLY UP BY 21
This is gorgeous
GG lelphins
WE NEED A NEW THREAD
ZERO
(((ZERO))) PASSING YARDS
>THE SECOND COMING
>THE SECOND COMING
>THE SECOND COMING
So how long until Goodell accuses Jimmy G of cheating?
>Don Shula crying right now
makes me happy senpai
he's starting week 5
Miami was always good at decision making
Reminder that Gronkowski and Lewis are both not playing today.
patriots i apologize. im sorry.
Is Garoppolo officially too valuable to trade now?
have sex
>anime site
>sports forum
ok kid
Pathetic. Season's over, not even going to continue watching this travesty.
Just like the previous years, doesn't matter what changes are made, a pathetic, middling organization will always be shit-tier, 13th pick in the first piece of shit.
I hope that overrated sack of shit commits suicide
Garoppolo: 13 of 16, 184 yards, 2 TD
Tannehill: 0 for 2, 0 yards
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Miami decision making
It's suffering being a Pats fan. They banned the goat qb and >we replaced him with the goat.
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR THIS SYSTEM NEEDS TO BE BANNED
not just yet
start jarvis landry they said
pats secondary sucks they said
"PROBLEMS WITH HEADSETS"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>forum
You got it backwards.
This is a sports board on an anime site.
Yes. You'd be stupid to trade a likely future franchise QB for anything.
Yes.
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>EVERYTHING IS GOING MY WAY.
omg
tannelol
you've been on the bench for the last 5 minutes
how do you not have plays ready to go??
miami is a fucking JV team jesus christ
DOLPHINS SLIPPIN
DOLPHINS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>bringing the ball out
wtf
funny isn't it
>early 2nd quarter
>already garbage time
#justpatriotsthings
The "Patriots" CEO is a Jew. Is this common in the NFL?
CHEATING FUCKS
Tannehill just made a great motion like "what?". If anyone can gif it I'd be appreciative.
HEADSET NOT WORKING
>CHEATRIOTS
>yfw Garopolol will start the rest of the season
you got baited dumbass lmao
These are the fastest fucking downs I've ever seen.
>having to make this King Solomon-esque decision
I do not want to be in Belichick's shoes,
Also,
>tannehill
This. People don't understand. This is like Bledsoe-Brady on crack.
Pats bout to play Jimmy first 8 games a season and Brady the last 8? Dual QB system?
>raping your opponent
>still cut off their radio
man belly just does not fuck around
>Prolems with the headsets
Hasn't that happened before?
LMAO what are the odds?
Multiply Jimmy G's 1 quarter stats by 4:
52 of 64 for 736 yards and TDs
it's common in most CEO's
Are the lelphins gonna win a single game this season?
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the owner is a jew
Did he just throw the ball in his face?
Not winning in New England, must be cheating
Tanneshit WILL complete a pass in this game. I guarantee it.
>hey guys we're destroying the Dolphins 21-0, we really need to cheat right now or we might not win this
kek
I know senpai. Replacing one goat with another means I don't know who to root for now.
It's common in every industry everywhere
YEP.
it seems like Harmon has at least three interception chances a game that just fall into his hands
Shouldnt this create a hole for another person to come in every time?
>Telling a fucking leaf to go to Cred Forums
Thanks faggot.
Technically he already did.
It was a screen though
Hey, Zo is great. Guy crushes it on the radio.
>the ball hit that guy in the face on the sideline
please tell me someone screencapped that
>up 21-0
>still cheating
he already completed one fampai
Miami fans eveyone
we're already in their half for a fourth drive
Do the pats have to turn off their head sets until Miami's is fixed?
S-sauce?
Deflated headsets
Remove the patriots from the NFL
>get BTGO
>Blame headsets instead of Swiss cheese defense and shit offence
>L O L
stop samefagging. sorry your team sucks
Pats are fucking going for the kill today.
Just no fucking mercy.
It's fucking fantastic.
(You)
>Fleming in for Solder
Please tell me he's not hurt
I picked up seats on the front row of the upper bowl last year for the Barfalo game. Seats were great.
>investigate other teams being mad at the Pats
is that pic supposed to be sarcastic?
I remember that after a few games last season he had more INTs than allowed completions. Real ball hawk
Hey we are destroying the colts 40-0 but let's still deflate the balls.
haha who said that? pats 2ndary is bananaland good
>MULTIPLY tanelels 1st Q stats by 4
>0 of 8, 0 yds
>Miami having headset problems.
>no proof
I think he's not 100% and it might be just out of precaution since it's already garbage time
>Hey guys our defense is completely shook but surely our offense's headsets are the problem.
Normies.
Is Florida the most pathetic state for sports?
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The Pats could be blindfolded and still be up.
dolphins have an above average pass rush, but wake is not as good as he used to be, and their secondary is hot garbage
patriots exposed
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the "experts" on /r/fantasyfootball
>for sports
You can just remove that part right there.
you're thinking of ohio
>tfw Dolphins fan
>tfw want to see the pats put up 60+
>james white
>is black
TANNALEL JUST HAD TO PUT HIS GOOD HELMET ON
DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK
>one possession without a touchdown
The season is over.
Wow, who would have thought we'd ever see the Pats punt this game?
>pats
>unironically punting
we got this shit
cornuto
>lelphins paid 70 million for tannesshit
>Patriots are paying 300K for the Wop
>Headset issues occur almost every game, in every stadium
>People only talk about them at all when visiting teams use it as an excuse for getting BTFO in Foxborough.
You will never make someone as mad as the Patriots make everyone else in the NFL.
I think it was an ironic punt actually
damn i hate when that happens
Goddamn mccourty is good
Why is that allowed?
MANGOED
The best thing it that it's the league that handles communication, not the home team
someone make a new
aw man i just dropped torrey smith
>dat sack
lo;l
kill yourself fucking tripfag
OH
MY
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
kek stealing that
"Look, everybody plays a role in the offense. It doesn't really – it's not really that important who gets it or how it comes as long as we get it. We use different people and so one guy gets it or multiple guys get it, as long as we're producing, we're moving the ball and scoring points, we're doing the right things. That's the idea. It's not about a bunch of stats and stats this and stats that. We're not playing fantasy football here. We're trying to win."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
TANNELOL
LMFAO
HOLY FUCK
IT HAPPENED AGAIN HAHAHAHA
LELPHINS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SLIPPYHILL
>tanneshit
How did this guy get paid $70m?
fire both the Dolphins coaching staff and the Bill's coaching staff this week please
TOP FUCKING LEL
that's just embarassing
>New
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why? the cheatriots won.
PLAY
TO
WIN
KEK
>the republic of miami
There is no hope for the rest of the league.
The Pats run this whole show.
new
NEW THREAD
hahahahahahahaha
FUCKING KEK
THIS TEAM IS DOGSHIT
>(-30) yard snap
HOLY SHIT LELPHINS
webm of last season's safety?
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I'm hoping CBS will switch to the Steelers game.
gud jerb
FUCKING KEK
>the state of the lelphins right now
top jej
not now that the Cavs just upset the greatest team of all-time by record
Florida collectively has 7 pro championships (2 Dolphins, 2 Marlins, 3 Heat) and 9 pro championship losses (1 Rays, 3 Dolphins [MLB], 1 Panthers [NHL], 2 Magic, 2 Heat [NBA]).
Cut Amendola
dolphins 55 should keep his helmet on