KANSAS CITY CHIEFS VS. HOUSTON TEXANS GAME THREAD

>ranking UT 11th from un ranked because of a 2OT win against an overrated ND team and beating UTEP
LUL

UH is the best team in the big12*

*soon to be in the big12

Who's got the screencap from that wild card blowout

go keksans

>who wants to talk about things that don't matter

Yeah, I was born in Houston, and spent 26 years living there. I've been through every up and down that city has had. It's cool going back to visit and seeing how much support the teams are getting, even if it is kinda bandwagon-y.

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>the first shutout in the playoffs in decades doesn't matter

I don't want to talk about it, I want to remind you of the humiliation you will be getting today

easy there buddy don't get to comfortable just 1 season glory

you won't be saying that once you play us in a BigXII game

it doesn't, at least not in regards to this game

Alex Smith is a fookin' legend.

g-go queefs

alex big guy smith

just because its a repressed memory for you doesn't me it doesn't matter to other people

I do.

meh, coogs get a lot of support, hell I remember a ton of people going crazy when Kolb was the qb, and definitely when Keenum was. This is probably the first time the defense has been as good, or better, than the offense in some time though

Astros has gained a lot of mexican support thanks to all the hispanics getting field time

Texans have always had a huge following in Houston, even when they were 2-14

new RB, new QB, new WRs

meanwhile, how many chief defensive starters are out, 4 now?

but keep thinking that 12 months ago matters

Anybody watching on CBS in Houston?

What are these "I'm waiting" commercials. What are they waiting for? wtf am I seeing?

>rawkits
>good

get ready for an ass kicking. The only stat the Texans are better in is 3rd down conversion percentage.... get kek'd steerfucker

Pls don't suck KC

look at this cocky bastard, when it took the chiefs the biggest comeback in team history to beat a 2-14 chargers team

LOL

We /osweiler/ now

Alex Smith is going to have to carry this team for the first half of the season, the Defense is an absolute dumpster fire.

where're my h-town bros at?

gunspoint here

We're gonna get raped again

Is Smeth elite?

BASEDWEILER

Cypress here

>no bluebell

fuck you

Humble reporting in

What you faggots munching on?

BASED BRICK HANDS MAN

>Kansas Shitty defense

Oh boy, here we go again. Save them Smeth

>dat based American flag tattoo on fuller

OH MY FUCK

The texans can go fuck themselves and so can you. Kek has blessed KC this year.

You wont be laughing after today fuckface

UH Main here

FUCKING FULLER GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK

God damn it, i asked you not to suck KC.

GLOCKWEILER POPPIN OFF

just

Peters is fucking garbage.

Fucking black power dumb nigger

I'm already laughing

holy shiet

DRAGON
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Good stream?

JUST

shit audio but good quality

apkfifa.com/nfl/chiefs-texans.html

What the fuck happened to the KC defense? They look like the worst in the fucking league

lmfao

HOYER IS BACK?

I'm sorry did the Chiefs lose already

FUCK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>TEXANS

Nice pick you black power nigger

SHIT

Polfag btfo

why did he make that throw

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>TOXINS

KEK is real

GET FUCKED texans

you still laughing now?

>toxins

the announcers told you, he learned from Peyton

>toxins

wew lad

PETERS AWWWWW YEA

You were saying?

>he thinks alex smith isn't about to throw a pick 6

it's like he's never seen the chiefs play, he just looks at the final score after a 28 point comeback against a 2-14 chorgers team

GOD DAMNIT THE KING OF CHECKDOWNS IS REKING THEM

WTF CLOWNEY IS ELITE

No longer captain checkdown
confirmed by the announcers

>Elite Smith had 1 pick last year and you think he's getting a pick 6 this drive

you wanna bet? leave Cred Forums forever if we score on this drive

>Clowny

>Knile Davis

How will the Texans even compete

BASED JJ

sure, and you leave Cred Forums forever when you don't

WEW LAD

>queefs

this fucking game man

THIS GAME

Lmao

>chefs

>because chiefs

>captain check em

>Bad snap

Nigga. You have ONE JOB.

Holy fuck

no ill leave Cred Forums if he throws a pick 6, hell make it just a pick

BASED HOP

CHEFS ON SUDOKU WATCH

WHO CAN STOP US?

Peters fucking sucks

>Queefs

TOUCHDOWN BITCH

see ya, faggot

What the fuck kinda snap was that

SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE

>the disaster owl

>I dindu nuffin
Why are chefs such niggers?

That's not a pick you inbred hick

>Kansas City "snapping"
>Kansas City "defense"

>this game

And the refball begins

>turnover because alex smith is dumb
>touchdown on next play

may as well be a pick 6, dumb ass

and I never said, "leave if he throws a pick six" I said, "leave if they don't score"

see ya faggot

>an incredibly high and shitty snap is Alex Smith's fault

>Alex Smith is dumb because he can't catch a ball hiked over his head.

You are the dummy, senpai.

A bad snap is Alex Smiths fault?
Not being able to recover it against JJ watt should fundamentally be a pick 6 even though there was no score?

Why don't you go to back to the farm, go out back to the shed your daddy fucked you in and grasp at more straws.

wasn't even smiths fault

merry christmas enjoy your free td

>didn't jump on the ball
>tried to pick it up and throw when JJ Watt was coming

yeah, it's his fault and you're dumb/blind if you don't think overwise. football 101, fall on fumbles

>armchair can catch a ball hiked over his head
KYS

>Throws it more than 5 yeards

>Pick

>no fun allowed

>this meth head excited because his shit team beat a shittier team last week

heh, go fuck your sister

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Nah, you are a dummy.

bellchick

Why was the celebration penalty rejected?

bill makes his team concentrate on winning football games instead of grandstanding on social issues

its amazing what you can accomplish if you actually focus on your job instead of worrying about how you look in the media

That should have been a 15 yard penalty and first down.

Fuck the NFl I'm fucking done with this ref faggotry.

> is that ice T?

Would've had to accept the INT

i think they'd have to decline the offsides and it would have given texans the ball i think

>b-b-b-but muh 30-0

fug that was actually really good defense

did the toxins actually improve?

It's alright senpai we would've held you on the next set of downs too.

Peyton isn't even playing the damn game anymore
get him off the TV

Good question, probably because you can only accept one penalty and the celebration penalty occured after the pick. Thus, if the celebration penalty was accepted, then it would have been Texans ball.

Anybody else remember that season where the Chiefs got an excessive celebration penalty after a pick 6 but a penalty negated the pick? I swear they added the excessive celebration yards to the original penalty

>This cowfucker and hoe down connoisseur is still addled from actually winning something besides the best assless chaps contest

The bears are shit m8.

Kansas City defense should be taken out behind the stadium and shot.

>tips fedoro

How do you shoot something that doesn't exist?

Gaines turn the fuck around and pick that ball

kek

>running on 3rd and 11
This is how you know your team is shit

So many women in Home Depot commercials

>Gunspoint
>Not living in the superior Acres Homes

I hate the Texans play calling. They need to utilize Braxton Miller/Will Fuller on slant routes.

Westchase

Lets be fair. The Chiefs run that shit on 3rd and long just because with 15 seconds left in the quarter and no times outs.

When the fuck did we get a Hispanic heritage month?

wtf was that?

Exactly, he still isn't wrong.

All of this is true. Also bandwagon hispanic >rags fans are very slowly becoming bandwagon Astros fans.

>Maclin

WHAT

THE

FUCK

Tyreke Hill beat his pregnant gf but we don't care because he is good at returning punts

Maclin needs another concussion protocol done.

Late to the party but I'm here. Let's get a 42-0 shutout today, boys.

someone better give the sheriffs in bumfuck county a heads up, this methhead is probably going to beat his sister-wife after the game in frustration

Or maybe Maclin just thought that the Chefs were missing Dwayne Bowe and decided to do his best impressions.

How can manlets be so good?

Top kek Sutton had to blitz every fucking linebacker to get pressure

Thanks for stopping the return based Lechler

You know the old "would you trade 3 inches of height for 3 inches of dick?" thing? Altuve traded a foot for hitting ability

Reminder that Tyreke Hill choked his gf when she was pregnant

>Maclin

lol, Lechler made the stop? I didn't even see that. Hilarious.

How's Brock doing?

Where the fuck is Ware? He was a beast last week

>negros

>you will never see Maclin catch a ball

JJ WATT
J

W
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There he is.

Should've given up the breast milk instead of giving him lip.

#realniggashit

The RT was shit on that play but Smith walked right into Watt

Based JJ

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Been chuckin' deep balls. Mixed success. Long dragon to Fuller (threw interception on next play). After defense got the ball back for him, the very next play throws a long TD pass to Hopkins.

Next couple of drives not great.

nice area code digits representing

THANK YOU BASED HUEHUE MAN

manlet can kick, can't he? holy fuck

Kek I just noticed that Altuve's arms are proportionally bigger than JJ's

Holy shit, Santos looks like a kid on the field.

Good kick let's get back in this

>Been chuckin' deep balls

Ahh. You'll get a lot of those that's for sure.

How short is that lil nigga?!

Damn good play by Ron Parker

>get gifted to the 35 yard line
>kick 54 yard field goal

good job, this chiefs offense is definitely going places

Rare footage of the KC secondary doing something

Dropped passes everywhere

>these """offenses"""

He's only 5'8". That's not too bad but standing next to linemen he looks like a make a wish kid

>mfw that hue hue is my fantasy kicker

I need the Chiefs to score solely for this reason

About 1.25 Altuves

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5'11

jj is 6'1

>manlet

And to think I had hope for this offense

2bh the secondary hasn't been that bad this year. Last week Peters was getting rekt but everyone else was decent

>it's a competition between each offense and each defense to see which can be more trash

>giving a shit about a nigger beating his sheboon

Heights. Get on my level poorfags.

He is 5'6 at most you retarded Houston fags

>isolation chamber

>standing next to linemen he looks like a make a wish kid
Kek-o-rama

Watt has been listening to the Joe rogan podcast too much

>Watt taking selfies

I thought he only focused on football!

>Ware was a beast last week
>Wait till 2nd qtr to use him this week

Did you google Cairo Santos? No, because that would require effort outside of picking your meth sores.

WE'RE MARCHING DOWN THE FIELD
>WE'RE MARCHING DOWN THE FIELD
WE'RE MARCHING DOWN THE FIELD
>WE'RE MARCHING DOWN THE FIELD
WE'RE MARCHING DOWN THE FIELD
>WE'RE MARCHING DOWN THE FIELD
WE'RE MARCHING DOWN THE FIELD
>WE'RE MARCHING DOWN THE FIELD
WE'RE MARCHING DOWN THE FIELD
>WE'RE MARCHING DOWN THE FIELD
WE'RE MARCHING DOWN THE FIELD
>WE'RE MARCHING DOWN THE FIELD
WE'RE MARCHING DOWN THE FIELD
>WE'RE MARCHING DOWN THE FIELD

Based Toxins

Worthless team is doing nothing to help Alex.

Pathetic.

WE DONT WANT TO SCORE POINTS APPARENTLY

Why the FUCK is Fisher still on this team?

NOT SO FAST

Kek what a desperate team

>to fumblel it
>cheferinos

way to go chiefs

KILL ME

muh lottery pick

WakeMeUp.jpg

>kekreem

INCOMPLETE

He's a good LT dipshit

LMAO@DA CHEFS

It'll be okay toxins offense is trash.

Did I turn on a Chiefs Raiders game by accident?

What week is this?

cheefsu no honor!

I have no idea what a catch is anymore

WHAT THE HELL IS A CATCH

>REFBALL
FUCK YOU TOO

NFL catching rules are fucking retarded

Jesus fuck an Italian restaurant doesn't even have this much spaghetti

Fuck off, slant eye

Kek post more japbro I love you

What a shitty call

I don't think these refs know what a catch is

>Watt

REFS = FAGS

HAHAHAHAHAHA SOME ONE KILL ME THIS GAME IS AWFUL

EVEN THE REFS ARE TRASH

GOD END ME

No one knows user

what is a sack?
was that a sack?

Not by Watt, at least. I think Simon made it after Watt missed.

I'm a Chefs fan and I want to die!

OH COME ON

Its ok tho, JJ will always save us

JJ is pretty much replying to all the reports this past week

>jj is not up to full health

Let's take it to the (((replay officials)))

Watt didn't control the sack all the way to the ground, therefore it's an incomplete pass.

top kek

Wtf even is a Texan?

I wonder if JJ will breed my wife when he come here

fucking FINALLY

I'll breed your cholita, carnal.

watt didn't completely insert his dong into his bootyhole, therefore it was not a complete sack

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It looks like that sister fucker has decided to fuck off, so that's a plus

Someone who lives in Texas

Doesn't hurt to ask, bud

The best thing in the USofA.

A phantom bulls head with a star for an eye.

Texans need to attack the perimeter in the running game more. But nice conversion on fourth down nonetheless.

Then why don't the Texans ever win anything?

PETERS IS A FUCKING BUM

That was a good call too. Chiefs couldn't stop shit all drive so why not go for it

Why does Peters have to do something retarded every week?

They'll win your heart, bby.

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>kek

Taunting needs to be removed from the rulebook

No
Fun
League

NFL: NO FUN LEAGUE

Alright that taunting penalty was stupid.

What the fuck was that?

Peters is pretty retarded

as a texans fan i can say that flag was stupid as hell, so what he wagged his finger

That wasn't even bad. Corners do that all the time. Fucking terrible call

niggas gonna nig

>do finger wag to the crowd
>penalty
Pretty fucking gay Texas. How about you fags sack up and take it like a man

>Finger wag
>Taunting

Kill all zebras.

REFBALL TO THE MAX

You'd best watch yourself, faggot

This is so fucking retarded

jesus christ fuck this refball

anyone got a webm of the taunt? redzone didnt show it

A finger wag is a personal foul now? THe NFL has lost its god damned mind.

Time to stop watching this liberal nigger orgy of faggotry.

So this is the league that they want. No emotion.

Even as a Texans fan, that was a pretty fucked penalty. JJ does that shit all the time

These taunting rules are hilarious, they really expose niggers

HURT FEELINGS
DEFENSE NUMBER 22
10 YARD PENALTY

FIRST DOENE

But user, bullying is wrong

TOUCHDOWN TEXANS

Refs are out of control!!!!!!!

We have no idea what a catch is so good fucking luck

BASED BOB

Hopkins is a god.

>wagging your finger is taunting

he did a Dikembe mutumbo finger wave about 10ft away from him and he happened to turn around and look at it so it's taunting

Meh. I think O'Brien is gonna lose this challenge. Hopkins didn't quite secure the catch.

I also have no fucking clue how he pulled that in in bounds

Only if your a nigger

So true

The ball was moving when he hit the ground but I don't know the catch rules anymore

Won't be a catch but still impressive. Hoyer would never be able to do that.

It was a finger wag they showed it on replay.

It was a bullshit call

exactly this

>it's another "stream freezes on a scoring play" episode

If I'm correct, I believe the difference here is that Watt isn't wagging his finger at the opposing team or an opposing player.

Still dumb.

>Andre
>not top 5

Well JJ Watt doesnt follow the QB back to the huddle and harass him

He'll get called for that shit if he does it this game though

>implying Texas gives a shit about hurt feelings
Blame the niggers from ny and carolina for chimping out on each other.

Hoyer couldn't throw incomplete passes?

>catch ball in the chalk
>better look again

I guarantee you this will be ruled a TD. The NFL desperately trying to help texans win.

Peters is a bum

No it would be picked off

his knees were in in the end zone....what's the problem

he's down in the end zone with possession of the ball

Your stream is a little slow m8

his knees were down inside the endzone

Neither was Peters

last week the 720 and 420p stream were freezing on every snap, no problems on my end here this week

Your mistaking Hoyer with Schaub m8

They should have but they didn't, my salty friend.

Meh, I didn't see it. But like I said, either way, it's a stupid rule.

watt didn't get taunting when he 'selfied' on mettenberger

He didnt have control of the ball until he was outside the endzone

FYI Watt hardly wags his finger in his opponents' face.
Peters excessively did it in front of the receiver.

>put catch rules on the screen
>it's a fucking book

normal streams were bad, I'm stuck watching redzone

The forward pass was a mistake

what? he caught it.....he was in control the entire time, that can be said about every single play on a sideline throw...

if anything the play showed pass interference as he was tripped

>CNN is running the NFL

he did, watch the ball, it doesn't move

Because it was last year before all the retarded rules?

He probably helped it become a rule by doing that shit though.

he a gud boi

I wouldn't mind carrying her luggage if you catch my drift

Odds of a complete pass occurring this game?

>catches it in the chalk

>sisterfucker is also blind

>being a cord cutter
poorfag

Not really

>the chefs are so bad they need refball to stay in the game
>the chefs are so mad they're complaining about Watt taunting years before
Heh

despite the catch/incompletion

that throw by osweiller looked like it was hucked up and out of bounds and not a catchable ball

ends up being a dragon

Spencer Ware did a helluva job picking up the blitz there

You can catch the ball all day, but if you don't maintain control INBOUNDS it means nothing.

He didn't have complete control of the ball as he went out of bounds so it's not a catch.

>No one covering Kelce
REEEEEEE

>implying everyone hasn't fuck your sister

it was this chick on a female viagra commercial that just aired

>he's also illiterate

MUH ZONE

what did you see there that proved he didn't have control?

he caught the fucking thing and had enough control to keep it off the ground with his forearms under it...

that's control...if you go frame by frame, which is the entire point of replay, he's got the catch and his knees are down in the end zone...

l hate the zone defense the Texans adopted. The DBs were better at covering receivers in years past with a man coverage system.

Smeth poundin it downfield

Not gonna argue with ya, man. I'm poor as crap. Everytime my employer sends me a paycheck, the refs rule it incomplete and I'm stuck being broke.

MACLIN FINALLY CAUGHT A FUCKING BALL

Why would you want to fuck a dead fish in the sack?

>inb that webm

I knew this white hipster bitch from kansas city who was obsessed with the hunger games and odd future.

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>Kevin James making fun of numales

The ball was still moving.

Dispute it all you want the quarter almost over and the refs didn't give them a touchdown.

It's funny because it's true

i guess it would be better than nothing. I wasn't trying to say she's miss universe

Cool story brah

FUMBLE

God Damn it alex stop fumbling the ball!

>The ball was still moving.
holy fuck man, beer goggles much?

>not fucking milfs

they got the best snacks in their houses

>The ball was still moving.
it wasn't

these refs will be fined for not knowing how to define a catch, it has hurt the Texans twice

AH HELL BUT FUCK YEAH

BASED DEMPS

That's not a hipster that's a basic bitch

>Chefs

what is a fumble?
was that a fumble?

>CHEFS
>H
>E
>F
>S
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>keksas Shitty

post kevins sister pls

Kek I joined a Kevin James fan club on Facebook as a joke and it's the cringey stuff ever

Also
>Dat fumball return

I want to die!

Someone please kill me!

Give me the sweet release of death!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kansas city queefs haha

>numales

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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BASED MERCILUS

Watch then freaking overturn it

All this denial and no touchdown (yet).

>chefs
>playoff contender they said

WEW LAD

Poe absolutely rekt the qb there

it's okay, sister-fucker, touchdown right here

>muh 30-0

Goddammit. Fucking offense gets a gift and can't punch it in the endzone

>Typical Toxins

Its something

It's nice having a kicker that can do his job unlike Fat Randy

>Chiefs play a horrible first half
>only losing by 10
Texans in a rebuilding year?

>Big Bang theory and Kevin James back to back
It's like the network wants to give America leukemia.

Remember Texans, last week the Chargers fans were shitposting just as hard as you before the half
And see how that worked for them

you're acting like I'm a Texans fan and having a cry, I am just watching because it should be a good game and Texans have JJ Watt and the Chiefs have Dontari Poe

meme me some more senpai

>spaghetti in the red zone

good ol Bob

>chefs

This is true. I called him Randy McChubChub.

At least we knew we were a shit team. Didn't see y'all go nowhere

>comparing the Chargers to the Texans
kek

They death THE Whales Vagina Chorgers after getting raped by them.

be scared fagget

>a fluke

you do realize that was "the biggest comeback in chiefs history", like that is a RARE thing, right?

This. I would quit my job if I was forced to shill that steaming garbage between every 5 plays

>Chargers fans
Who?

>Forgetting they went from dumpster fire to winning a playoff game last year

This is looking like an uncontrollable fire at the local flammable liquids, and trash dump though.

Here comes the dragon...

oh, and I also like Clowndawgg420

hoping he has a big year

>call timeouts to preserve time for a drive
>run the ball down the middle on the first play

Seriously go fuck yourself Andy

>chargers fan

ok now i know youre making that up

Pick 6 pls

>10 posts complaining about a call over 20 minutes ago
>Not crying

Whatever you say bud.

Wtf they never saw the 3-11 run coming

CHARMANDER WEST WILL FUCK YOUR BITCH AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

**BREAKING
Jimmy Garropolo leaves game early!

boomshakalaka

If I had a nickel for every time that's happened to the Texans in their existence, I'd be filthy rich.

Is Brissett the GOAT?

TEBOQ TIME

TUCK RULE

UNLEASH

>captain check down
Just got checked down. Ahahahahaha

what is a fumble?
was that a fumble?

hahahahahaahhahahahahaahahahhahaha

God not having 2 of our starting OT is killing our O-line.

FUMBLE CITY QUEEFS

BASED SIMON

>tfw waiting til halftime to poop
UGH HURRY UP IT HURTS

I don't think this is a fumble, he didn't have possession long enough

You should be ashamed.

Whitney is everywhere

wew

>the pats will fall, and become an irrelevant team in your lifetime

Thank goodness

Ahahahaha chief cucks are so shit. Should be 0-2

>THE CITY OF KC

>KC Chefs
>today's menu:
>pigskin turnovers

That Chiefs defense on the first play was incredible. They let 4 dudes run down the middle of the field uncovered. Just covering sidelines

>3 Fumble recoveries int he first 1/2

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We'll get that TD yet

G-go Houston

Fuck KC

>play a worse first half than they did against San Diego
>only losing by 10
>on the road
Are the Texans the worst team in the league this year?

Lotta meth labs getting trashed in KC right now

>God not having 2 of our starting OT is killing our O-line.
#1 overall pick Eric Fisher is on the field buddy

who /eatass/ here

That was an incomplete kick tho

>he thinks texans allow 2nd half points....ever

how do you pitch to someone like this

>Are the Texans the worst team in the league this year?

No bills/rams

Is Houston the new cursed sports city? Y'all have been irrelevant in every sport for a while now

why is kansas flatter den a white girls ass

So 3rd worst?

simple, his strike zone from knees to nipples is huge and his back is too messed up to bend over

You do remember that playoff game right?

If anyone in the league knew the answer, he wouldn't be hitting .342

They're better than the Chargers

That was different because they were using a qb that was more concussed than the typical Houston fan

i thought the mlb strike zone is knees to belt

>muh 30-0

the half JJ Watt wasn't playing in?

Is KC going to play incredibly shitty every first half?

What does that have to do with defense?

Throw at his head so he gets first base and can't play the rest of the game

t. Yordano

better than the chiefs, obviously

>Kansas city
>in Missouri

we're about to find out

>mfw the retarded local sports talk was saying last week "woke them up" so they wouldn't play a bad first half again

Lol. Spout that muh 30-0 all you want but the Texans haven't beaten the Chiefs in regular season either in like 5 years.

>the past matters right now

Kansas city is a city that happens to be in 2 states.. Kansas and Missouri at the same time. It's not a big deal that the cool part of the city is in Missouri

Its 2 different cities nest to eachother

The rich part is in Kansas

As a colts fan I know this feel.

Yes. They are usually pretty decent at second half adjustments, but struggle through their game plan in the first.

Chances are this is going to be a typical mediocre/disappointing chiefs season.

Muh division championship tho!

that's up for debate

I know spencer ware fumbled but he is the best back in this game and the Chiefs need to feed him

That's not at all what I was saying. It just doesn't make sense you say >muh 30-0 if the Chiefs have had your number so many times previously.

I and any other Chiefs fan know they are quite capable of fucking themselves out of a game.

Time for typical Texans disappointment

Vince Wilfork is your typical Texan

Go for it you faggots

>trying to out-disappoint the Chefs

Good luck buddy

Reminder that Tyreke Hill physically assaulted his pregnant gf

fat and ugly with a big fat cock sucking ugly wife?

That and the fact that he's performing well this game make me wish he would blow an acl or two.

>Have running back who is averaging 5 ypc
>punt on 4th and 1

Based af

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I know you're trying to call us fatasses but Wilfork has actually adopted a good amount of Houston/Texan culture. That one video of him grilling while bumping some chopped&screwed.

The AFCW is pretty much a toss up though; they could win off the off the backs of the divisions mediocrity.

Kek what? Post vid

Terrell Suggs poured bleach on his GF

>a black guy is your typical Texan
You should probably check out the Dynamo or Astros players.

>it's amazing how quiet it is in here when the Texans have a 10 pt lead at home
>it's been a lethargic crowd so far
Things that are never said about arrowhead for 200, alex

>implying he isn't

First thing he bought after his house when he moved to Houston was a trailer-sized BBQ grill.

whats wrong with fullers arm?

>crowd is quiet
>while home team is on offense

uhhhhhh

let's flash back to when the chiefs kept getting false starts
>the crowd is really playing a factor here

I was only referring to our large Hispanic population, user.

>you would expect the crowd to be quiet when the offense is on the field but the crowd has been lethargic all game

instagram.com/p/3HUd2vLkbA/
Gotchu, familia.

He's just grasping at things to talk about

It feels like 4 quarters have already been played

Just end everything

again, first half when chiefs kept getting false starts
>the crowd is really into this game and playing a factor

this is right

I feel like Bill O is punishing the offense and keeps running the ball even though the line sucks. It's like he's so set on running the ball even though it's obviously not working. Only good runs have been holds.

based

Top kek it's hard to hate the guy

I don't care if he's a black guy born out of state, that man is 100% Pure Texan. I really hope he decides to stick around and open a restaurant when he retires.

wait, wtf is verizon even trying to sell?

>hey I get unlimited data
>and? I'm verizon, bitch

so dumb

Its tge 2009 strategy of running Slaton 30 times a game for 70 yards while popping off the one big play action pass that always work.

I'm just quoting the guy at the game m80

Based Mckinney

They're selling the quality of their infrastructure.

>Hey, I get unlimited data!
>Yeah, when your tinyass network actually works

The Texans playbook on offense seems so limited.

In other news
>Benardrick McKinney knifing through for a sack

How was that not taunting?

wtf is Bernardrick Mckinney wearing on his arm?

you realize that all major providers have good coverage in big cities, right? verizon and att brag about having coverage in the bumfuck woods out west

Reminder that Romeo Crennel was such a bad head coach that he led a player to murder-suicide himself

Reminder that it was only a story for one day because we are in the middle of the country

New

the same cyborg fitting that jj watt wears

>not strapping down all your limbs

kek

Different user here.

Yup. Seems like it's just a matter of choosing which network buttfucks you the least.

Same deal with TV/internet providers.

He was good at defensive coordinator then too. Too bad he tried to do to much and botched the season.

old jerk off injury flaring up

>restaurants
>featured on 30 for 30 broke

maybe not a restaurant but something else?

Alex Smith sucks at catching the ball

I leave to poop and my boys are throwing the game in the toilet when I get back. Why, toxins? Why?