TENNESSEE TITANS vs. DETROIT LIONS game thread

Nth for >flag

Yes

looks like we're breaking a record folks

>implying there will be any plays without a penalty in this game

It's sad that you're actually right

This is hilarious, these refs man

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>Riddick

>Jones falls down while catching
GIVE ME A TD I NEED THOSE POINTS

yeah baby

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Who /Sunday football with bae/ here?

Sigh

>ebron ded
Thank you based God

>Flags
>Injuries

Why does god hate this team so much? Is he still mad over the colosseum shit?

ebron no

>ebron

fuck

>Ebron is kill
>Quarless coming off suspension

I don't know how to feel about this

It's fine guys. Remember, it's Ebron.

fuck ebron

Pyrrhic victory for sure

what colluseem shit?

Lions 12
Titans 3
Zebras 25

I'm really looking forward to the record breaking flag

Lmao I swear that drive was like 10 minutes

Lions gifted this game

Fire Mularkey. For the love of all that is holy, "HE TOOK THE BILLS TO 9 AND 7 ONE SEASON!" is not a resume.

Fire Mularkey, sell the team. Please, something.

I just want to feel joy again.

18 plays, 7:10

>Adrian Peterson had 31 rushing yards against the #Titans last week. Matthew Stafford has 31 rushing yards against the #Titans this week.

Fuck the refs, seriously. They've fucked us long enough

>sell the team.
Move them to Grand Rapids pls.

>chris pratt stars in "definitely not django unchained"

Lions ironically played better after the injuries.

>dat lions milf

>Vikings

>Penalties after every drive

>Three touchdowns taken away

>gifted

>detroit lions cheerleaders
Stop fucking with my head tv, I'm too drunk for this shit.

what's Cred Forums's nickname for the titans?

Where the hell would they play? GVSU's stadium?

26
and
27 maybe

Another one

FLAG!!!!

Maybe.
I'd be up for that shit.

REFS WIN

There isn't one, nobody cares enough

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>Van Noy ded

>another LB injured

I don't care where they play, it could be a parking lot. I just need a team to root for that isn't the Lions.

Who needs LBs anyway

It's a remake of a western genre landmark....which was a cowboy remake of Seven Samurai.

I meant just get Bud Adam's mush-headed family as far away from the team as possible. If the team left Nashville I guess I'd have to go jump on the Saints train like the rest of my state since we don't have a pro team and I went with the Titans when I was younger because I was 3 hours from Nashville and my uncle was one of the original season ticket holders.

tits

everybody

is

ded

>all these ded lions

BRING IN TULLOCH

put in the B team the refs won't let anything happen anyway

>yfw the Refs break the all time flag record

There was a dead ref in Pats-Fins game

I told you linebackers were for faggots, y'all didn't want to listen..

it's tits or taints (although that is used more for the saints but it is an anagram of titans), or, for next-level bants, just titans

>tfw you aren't Geoffrey Feiger
Fuck my life

The record is 22

So this is how it ends

>No flag

Oh, I thought the refs were supposed to flag TDs

new nickname: Tennessee tidy whites

I know what will happen, we will get a FG on this one, then they will come back and tie it on the 2 pt conversion.

You know it

Loinz self-destruction begins now.

>Thinking you're gonna lose

Just wait

>cramps

Mariota did put on 5-8 extra pounds of muscle on

>Thinking you're gonna lose
We're Lions fans, we've been conditioned.

Raise your glasses lions fans. We've prepared for this.

Not against AFC South

>Stream works perfectly while team is lining up
>Play starts, stream freezes
>Skips to play being over
All game.

We're the most pessimistic fans on the planet, but we're right ninety percent of the time so I don't really feel bad about it

Titans fans are the middle panel for 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th quarter

every fucking year

I thought that was just me when that happens

Can't stand when my friend who picked up football about 5 years ago and picked NE as his team acts like I am overreacting to everything. Been watching since the Sanders days, I know my team too well to trust them.

And here
we
go

HOLY FUCK TATE REEEEE

10 more until the record

...and that's number 27 for the day

>delay of game on a fg
lel

delay of game by the punter

keeek

Titans will march down the field

Same, been watching since Scott Mitchell. There's a part of me that hates people who give up when anything goes wrong and there's another part of that knows exactly what to expect from the Lions.

>Being this retarded

As was predicted

FUCK OFF

pls god no picks on this drive

FLAG

28

IT'S HAPPENING

zzzz

9!

Cant believe there wasnt a flag on that 3rd down

Michiganders I need your energy!

Is it time bros?

neither team will score again, just hope you don't get any more injuries

One way or the other, yes I am ready

party time is only activated when there's less than a minute left

Tate BULLYING niggas

jesus let the little girl be dead

Stafford hasn't thrown a heartbreaking INT in awhile...

Yeah Mitchell was the QB when I started watching seriously, I watched a lot as a kid and didn't even know the rules. At least the team hasnt been as bad recently but that isn't saying much.

now we kinda got a game rite

Miss me?

This is the part when Steve McNair's ghost possess Mariota and wins us the game.

It will happen.
Please

DONT SAY THAT
On a side note, Tate has been awful all day.

Thanks

What the fuck is it with these drops today

cox again

damn

Ebron not getting the touchdown will haunt them

No, die of rectal cancer.

they would be circus catches if he made them to be fair

That was refball, lions are no strangers to it

How soon until >we throw this lead away

is ebron still self concussed?

All these penalties will haunt them, the injuries will haunt them, and going for punts instead of field goals when you have Prater will haunt them

True, but it's a combination of sloppy throwing and catching. Some have been on the WR, but Stafford, as elite as he has been today, has thrown a little too far wide for some of these

>throwing a lead
>against the Titans

The universe won't allow it.

I>wonder too
>green text fail

You haven't met the Lions.

Wanna bet

This drive

how long have you been a lions fan?

you don't know the titans

f u c k

They're gonna fucking win

gg

we do always come back in 4th downs. I think that is usually the only way we win. Though this is a shitty game, and these refs fucked it up anymore.

JUST

Do we count declined penalties?

And GG tits

Going to be up to the defense now..

I'm a Titans fan.

Just fuck my season up senpai

that's even more of an achievement

So a couple hours then

Remember when the Lions had a defense?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

How is this shit allowed?

Have you SEEN AFC South?
t. Colts fan

Remember when the defense wasnt ded?

lol

most flagged game yet?

because the universe hates the lions

haha flags flags flags

Who needs linebackers anyway though,

I promise you, da Loinz are the masters of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

post yfw the lions are about to blow a lead against the titans

the nfl needs to go back to the 60s. this is almost rule ball.

8 more

Titans get a TD and Stafford throws an int. Calling it now

Praying for a pick or fumble

pls trips dont be true

Not in theis game, the refs are actively fucking us

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>17 penalties for 138 yards

-__-

Fuck

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2 minutes left. If the tits pull a miracle, maybe i will get my wish.
god wills it

This is fucking problem man, some changes need to happen with this fucking ref ball. If the Lions lose this game that will be 4 games in recent memory that the refs have fucked the Lions

We've been watching the Lions too long. You know it's true

what have you done

it's beat or be beaten right now

titans had the biggest home collapse IN NFL HISTORY last year

TO
THE
BROWNS

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HOLY FUGG

haha time for stafford miracle drive

ANDRE JOHNSON

YOU WERE SAYING?

never mind

TIME FOR PRATER

hahaha fucking kill me

Called it. Get a new script, NFL

>"He was well-defended!"
>Lions
>2016
>well-defended

We all knew this would happen

i should have just stayed asleep

LIONS
LOST
THE
LEAD
TO
THE
TITANS
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT

>Hello darkness my old friend

Lets go Lions, plz Stafford and Prater, save us

YOU guys did get fucked. it should be a two possession game

It could have been worse

>titans fail on the 2pt

ayy lmao

another prater clutch inc

wish we could defend passes hahah xdddddddddddddd

Please Matthew

>its
>called
>green
>text
>use
>it

Well, the Lions only need a fg to win the game with plenty of time remaining to get there. So they'll go 4 and out or turn it over.

beautiful ball from mariota

PARTY

TIME

GET BEERS READY

pls stop

>losing to mike malarky

And now for Stafford to throw the pick for the final act of the script.

haha drops :^)

nope, sacked

>1:13 left
>three timeouts
>Titans

Lions can still win this.
I wouldn't count out another Safety.

Offense dying around Stafford. God.

fumble.

routine passes too wtf

Gonna enjoy this win as a Tits fan. Might only get 2-3 more the rest of the season.

Why isnt stafford fired up?!

fuck this noise

Every year I tell myself fuck the NFL and I won't watch it. This us fucking why

EBRON!!!!!

But I wasn't quoting anybody.

refs save the lions, lol

bs it was a fumble and the refs did not even review. fuck this rigged shit.

BASED

Dayumn

Well done not calling a time out and letting 20 secs off the clock, dipshits.

Come on guys!

WEW LAD

where the FUCK did ebron come from

story of my life and yet here i am

THE PARTY IS ON!!!!!

So its either fuck the Lions over or suck their cock at the cost of objective fumbles.

>No timeout called

wew Lions

SIZE MATTERS

dem big ass paws snatched that one

gg lads

Hahahah

F

We haven't seen a flag in a while

Called it

SOL

good night
lions

FUCK U GOODELL

Are u a wizard?

Wow, that was totally unexpected. I mean, nobody could have possibly predicted that, right?

TRIPS OF TRUTH

trips never lie

WHAT A FUCKING JOKE
SAME OLD LIONS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU THREW AN INTERCEPTION TO THE SAME FAGGOT YOU TRUCKED EARLIER IN THE GAME BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

YOU SHIT

Loins

kill me

LOL

I'm glad my passion for the lions died on the Aaron Rodgers hail mary.

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WOO LIONS IT BEGINS WEEK 2

ajajajaajajajajajajajaja

INT

INTERCEPTED BY THE WORST PLAYER ON THE FUCKING TEAM

EAT SHIT REFS

EAT SHIT STAFFORD

FUCKING BYE

R3EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>losing against a team no one knows exists
fuck everyone

NFL needs a better scrip eh?

GOD DAMMIT

No, I'm just a Lions fan who has seen this rerun so many times I can recite every word. Fire your unoriginal scriptwriters, Goodell.

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Yay, the titans are relevant for a week! HOORAY!

Thank you based Tripsman

PRAISE KEK

Was it luck, or just inevitable

Good prediction mate

FUCK

WE DID IT!

WE ACTUALLY DID IT!!!!

WE FINALLY WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nobody can beat the coxs

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Way to go Tennessee!

How the hell did it happen?

I mean seriously, how

>detoilet

AHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
AHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
AHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
AHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA

gb was here

My fucking god you knew it was gonna happen.

I will tell my grand kids about this miserable showing!

ha

Why do I allow Detroit to crush my soul like this?

>Lions

Titans are actually good this year

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE TITANS WON

Same shit different year

On to Michigan football and the little remaining hope for the Tigs

thank you based trips

thank you based wizard

Hope Mariota survives long enough to get a real coach

Ref ball cost us another game Lionsbros, stand tall

We're going to the Superbowl this year, user.

Mularky will release his limiters and decimate the rest of the competition.

>

refs were awful both ways

Matthew Harrington doing a great job navigating that offense through that impenetrable Titans defense at home.

SOL

I just want one game.

One game where there isn't a back breakingly awful call against the Lions.

Just one.

Good job tits. You only had to get carried by the refs to pull it in

Hell yeah!

Can't wait for Mularkey to kill himself and inspire this team to a SB run

I hope memeiota crashes this team and division with no survivors?

I'd say in your dreams, but even in mine the refs are working against the lions. It's hell.

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That's not how it works, friend. If the Lions aren't getting shafted, someone else dies as a result.

Better to have the spirit broken now instead of giving some false hope

I was watching the panthers game, how did the lions get refballed this week?

Everybody got refballed. It was horrendous.

OPI call early that cost the team a touchdown. There were a lot of penalties, I'd say a majority were legit but that one was complete bullshit, and then they ended up losing by less than a field goal.

>Implying

The Titans got nowhere near as many flags and they didn't have three touchdowns called back and there was a point in the third where the Lions couldn't even make a play without having a flag called

Ah, classic lions. They taught me to embrace masochism.

true but the titans got pushed out of the red zone early with a bs call
and the refs missed an obvious game ending fumble / recovery before the interception

there were terrible, terrible calls both ways. both teams played like shit but this was probably the worst reffing i've ever seen

Worse than the replacement refs. Caldwell wasn't doing us any favors either. Hard game to watch

Fuck this team. Fuck this state.

I'm done. I've been doing it 27 years and I'm not doing it anymore. I'm going to find a different team to give a shit about.

Fuck you Detroit

See you next week.

See you next week.

Did you forget how they ignored Stafford's fumble?
Come on, son.

You'll be back.

>Choose Lions for eliminator challenge
>they magically blow it
Even though the Lions are a division rival, can there be a fucking season where Detroit is able to compete so it's not the fucking Packers or Vikings at the top for once.

Looking at the AJ touchdown it was amazing ball placement by Mariota, put the ball right on AJ's outside shoulder over the LB

Mid 90's were magical senpai

>get hall of fame caliber running back
>retires and says fuck it when Ross pushed him over the edge
What could have been. Sure it would have sucked for the Bears, but they were dogshit.

I'm not just saying this as a homer, Barry Sanders was the best running back probably ever. His speed and elusiveness were beyond anything that's been seen before or since. But he had to play for the Lions. The guy had two-thousand negative yards ffs imagine him with a better organization. He would own every rushing record

Cred Forums realizes that Lions fans want our team to go 0-16 to cement Caldwell's firing, right?

I've been cheering for the Lions to go 0-16 since the start of the Matt Millen era.

I always saw Caldwell as semi-competent and a hell of a better option than Marinelli ever was.

But shit, how many more years of tanking is it gonna take.

Three things I can count on living in Michigan:

1. Road construction
2. Meijer
3. Lions shooting their feet clean off with a howitzer due to awful coaching

4. Red Wings making the postseason?

should be 1

Haven't won the cup in almost ten years though