LIONS GAME THREAD

TITANS @ LIONS

1PM ON CBS

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Any streams that don't look they're being encoded on a TI-83?

try /r/nflstreams

Our defense is going to blow this. Murray and Mariota will run all over them

Hoping that I don't cry myself to sleep again this week

#titanup

i'm ready for it

loins reporting in

battle of the two shittiest teams

lets go

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lets see our cheerleaders

Reporting in

Well guys.. Levy is officially out again.

He needs to just leave

>kid rock honorary captain
wew lad

yep made of glass

dude is great but cant stay healthy, bummer

Time to give him the boot

Oh damn that was a sick tackle

Most of the ones I tried look like shit or buffer a ton. Usually there's a good VLC link, but can't find one this week.

ANTOINE WILLIAMS DENIED THAT NIGGA

Quinn chose solid fucking winners

>first game starting in for levy
>tackle for loss

FUCK

not ziggy pls

Where's the Titan fans?

yep. defense done for the season already

Aw fuck off Ansah

literally how do you even pick a team? do you put their names on a dartboard?

another neutral zone? fucking lions

My father is from Detroit

God damnit

>another game where they'll have to score 30 points to win

nice

Why do the Titans run so much?

>lives in illinois
> lions schedule online says cbs
>turn on cbs
>stoolers vs bagals
>:(

Because their best player is Murray

Their best player is Mariota. Try again.

Punt that bitch!

But it's obviously Walker

Yeah but Mariota can't do it all. Last time he tried that he got injured and was out for the season

Murray getting stopped for zero yards.

It's 2015 again!

Satan is a lions fan.

>this thread

Where is everyone lol

Hi, Britbro.

titans have no fans on Cred Forums

WHERR MY /lions/ BROS AT!?

>look away for 30s
>4th and 9

Will Abdullah be able to play in the NFL if Drumph is elected president?

>trying to run against a dick lebeau defense

How did the Colts lose to this team last week?

We're here.

We just don't have anything worth saying anymore.

Well ive never met a titans fan in real life and us lions fans are waking up late from our pregame hangovers.

>Lions getting the benefit of the doubt from the refs
QUE?

It's only cause we are playing a team even more irrelevant than the lions, no way in hell we get that call if it was the cowboys or patriots

>2 dropped passes
>3 and out
thheres the team im familiar with

BAH GAWD KING THAT'S A SAFETY

MOTHERFUCKFUCKING SAFETY

nope
and neither will Abdul Kadir (pbuh)

>(You)

Nice playcalling.

SAFETY

K E K

S A F E T Y
A
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Noice

PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD

The more points the lions score in the first quarter..

If he promised to deport Abdelkader, Trump would win Michigan.

>hand off in the endzone

Are you fucking retarded Memeiota?

Good. That fucker shouldn't be within three states of Team USA.

>Safety

Murray is just trash

What banter do we call the Titans?

Tetans?
Kekans?

Saggy titties

DELET THESE

Titans

Tootins

Tenneshit titties

do Titans have a presence on sp? I feel like I don't see them very often

I wonder what the smallest sp fanbases are

I think calling us the titans is enough of an insult desu senpai

It doesn't matter.
The numbness has already set in.

currently listening to thunderstruck by ac/dc

Yeah I see like 2 Titan fans here

WHO THE FUCK IS PERRISH COX

Lel, nice bantz

You have nothing to be ashamed of, your team has been to a superbowl

People say lions fans are dark.

hello detroit friends

I'll find out exactly how many Tennesseans are in this thread.

>post yfw Shea Weber for PK Subban

have you seen this team?

Cooter turning literal WHOS into stars

Multiple penises in the shape of pears

>decent drive

u wot

Holy shit Ebron

BASED JONES

BASED COOTER

BASED BOLDIN

We went 0-16

I HURT MY SELF TODAY
BEING A TITANS FAN
THIS TEAM HAS NO DEFENSE
THE ONLY WAY TO WIN

>ebron
I hate you

wtf ebro

Wouldn't forward progress for Murray negate that safety?

Holding.

This feels like any conversation with my gf.

you darn messed up e ebron

Is Stafford elite?

GOATFORD

david poile is a genius.

this is going to be A LONG ASS YEAR

STAFFORD, MARRY ME HOLY SHIT

finally jesus christ

360 NO SCOPE THROW

>Move right
>Throw left
I'm cumming.

STAFFORD = GOAT

HNNNGGG

PARTY IS ON MY FRIENDS

>staffGOAT

Can i get the notice me senpai satanist in lions gear?

this desu la

i think our O-line finally got its shit together. swanson has been pretty good and reiff definitely belongs on the right side

Stafford looks fucking amazing so far this year

You ever find a good stream? Having the same issues..

Jim God.

Someone post the Stafford keg pic, I NEED IT

Team culture is changing

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I really really hope it isnt because of the terrible defenses they have played so far..

being famous for getting one yard short in the owl and then doing not-much-of-shit with that stacked ass early 00s team again is not a great feel. i know >you guys have never been but we went once, lost dramatically, and that was almost 30 years ago

Titans D isn't the worst in the world but probably not something to hang your hat on

THIS
need a stream lads

im going to enjoy the ride because i know they're going to get killed at lambeau next week

>sr
Can we stop this please?

Is Hyder elite?

H Y D E R
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D
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Thanks m8

Have a pic of my doggo

i mean >we have good run D, but possibly the worst secondary in the league

Have faith

>holding

Wtf

holy shit how the fuck did we end up with hyder again

It is the worst secondary in the league.

For fucks sake they couldn't beat Shaun Hill

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

>small fiesta Slay

Time for offsides

ref balllll

Hey Shaun Hill was pretty good when he played for us, I think he doesnt get enough credit as a backup.

anyone remember when they did What Did Slay Say? on 97.1? shit was hilarious

Ref, you are my greatest ally

why cant i hold all these penalties

>puckers barely beat jags
>#1power ranking

MAKE HIM STOP THESE STUPID FUCKING RUNS

>kerry fucking hyder has to carry this defense

Just think man, imagine if the Titans have the top 2 picks in this years draft

You now remember Terry Foster.

RIP in peace ;_;7

the titans offensive
youtube.com/watch?v=aVhd_VDA5pQ

I just want them to be good

and they still would not get anyone for defense like always.

there goes another LB. im done

desu working with Mike like that every day would give anyone a stroke

And our defense just died a little more

All the Lions are ded

literally all of our LBs are injury-prone

>There were penalties mistakenly called in favor of the Packers in the game

go loins

Linebackers are for faggots anyway

wait holy fuck- THAT was a 15 yard penalty?

Like last week we have two teams with self loathing fans. Whats everybody drinking?
Crown royal regal apple here. Someone had it last week had to pick some up.

im already tired of mariota and murray

Are the Titans receivers just shit? I don't think they've caught a pass.

They're the backbone of the defense

*faffots

Sky Vodka with coke.

Still sober because the Lions haven't fucked up yet

Still, they made him look like Alex Smith.

if they lose to the titans at home im killing myself

you haven't been watching the game then lol

Prove it

>survivor: millenials vs gen x
That's it, time to drink myself to death

I fucking love the Eastern market

Suppinos Pizza a best

they look alright desu
not great but good enough to beat the titans

>backbone of the defense
lol

>haven't fucked up yet
they're fucked up by injuries. walker is about to go down any minute now

Crown Royal Apple here from last week. Still finishing up the bottle.

Your linebackers are the defensive equivalent of tight ends, they have to block and cover. You leave the offense the opportunity at open players without coverage

lol fucking something outta nothing, every time.

>still sober

You got to pregame early for the fuck up

Just got home

Is the party on? What I miss?

>Jones

As it turns out Marvin Jones can't catch

FORWARD DOWN THE FIELD

Titans could be up by 30 before halftime and we'd still lose by three touchdowns, a safety, and eight field goals.

im getting tired of these fucking drops. is this madden?

>tfw live in Illinois
>tfw Titans fan since 2001
>tfw kids made fun of me growing up for liking them
>tfw stuck it out
>tfw still rooting for them
>tfw in too deep
God dammit, how the hell are they only down by 6

Yeah no, linebackers are for gays. We don't need em.

I've had supinos so many times, it's so good

based stafford has absorbed jim bob cooter

WHAT DID I MISS

Apparently the Titans gave up a safety

FLAGS EVERYWHERE

What the fuck are these holding calls

memes

A safety

we got ourselves a penalty meme game

so many fucking flags

STAFFORD TRUCKING NIGGAS

What is with all these penalties?

STAFFORD KONG SUH

>stafford wrecking niggas
This is a white man's game God dammit.

Are these players high?

>>still sober
>You got to pregame early for the fuck up
All of this plus my packer fan gf will be unbearable later

>stafford
holy fuck

frat boy mode activated

STAFFORD IS SO BASED

Holy shit Stafford I know you're enthusiastic but god damn

Stafford is GOAT holy shit

>his qb doesn't knock motherfuckers down

Staph

cox is utter, utter dogshit. i wish stafford injured him

>RUN
>PUNT

LET HIM SLING

Stafford's been the hungriest motherfucker in Detroit since he got here.

I've never seen anyone who wants to win more.

Don't like the call but Sam Martin is Good At Punting.

this fucking team is going to give me a heart attack

STAFFORD MOWING DOWN DEFENDERS

Please make a webm

>Stafford is so based
Calm the fuck down, it's the god damned Titans you're playing against.

If there's a team to go 0-16 this year, it's them.

I forget how tanky Stafford is.

Caldwell is such a pussy-ass Uncle Ben looking nigger. Can't wait till Martha Ford dies and we can get an actual coach.

Fuck that, that would have been an easy kick for Prater

13 penalties so far.

STAFFORD TOO OP, BLIZZ PLS BAN

Robiskie offense is literally from 1992

No that would be Miami

Who has the gif of Stafford laying out cox?

As long as it isnt PAT's hes good out to 65

does aaron rodgers like men?

man i got a puckers gf as well who's smug af when rodgers does well, shits the worst

he's a meaty guy, he's got mass

Jesus Christ

Good call, Jim.

Fuck your heresy cunt. Firestone Martha is why the team isn't as shit as it used to be now. Quinn decided to give Cladwell another shot and he'll be gone next season obviously

wew

Remember when everyone called him Matt "glass" stafford?

>punt on 4th and 3
>defense that has been spotty all game lets murray run 9000000 yards

you asked for this, caldwell

god damn it

Titans play Miami on 10/9, go figure

Do you remember Norm Chow? At least this OC tries to call plays to the teams strengths. Or do you remember Dowell Nogains?

are you ready to kill ourselves over the tiggers m8?

>Defense injured, full of holes
>4th and 2
>Punt

Yeah, let's put everything on the fucking defense all game Caldwell, you stupid faggot-ass pussy piece of shit.

oh shit that was close

THE BLOCK

It's the Titans offense. Watch, the Tits only get a FG here.

t. Titans fan

DEAR GOD. DEFENSE OF MIRACLES

Letting black people coach football was a mistake

What a pass lel xD

He's winning the game

Warmack still a bust

fuck it all desu

No, the coordinators are winning the game. We could have had an easy three points when we punted

A white coach would win it better

don't worry, any good play by the titans is only foreshadowing a turnover or 3 and out on the next set of downs

twitter.com/CharlesRobinson/status/777569124457209856?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

stafford hit for those interested

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think im gonna be sick lads

The Titans literally just did the same thing

He's still better than Levitre. I'd rather keep his ass around for 2 more years maybe rather than spend ANOTHER top 5 draft pick on a lineman. Seriously, we have holes elsewhere to fill. At least Lewan has improved some. I have hope for Conklin too.

The Titans coaches have all been white and they've been dog shit. Race has nothing to do with it you fucking loser.

I dont know why I was surprised that they punted that last drive.

BEASTLY

Party status: On

>the illegal throwaway

HAND MODEL

>STAFFORD IS THE LEAD BLOCKER

LMAO

>Race has nothing to do with it
Sure it does. White coaches matter.

Is hockey on yet? This game is unwatchable.

Look at Stafford getting out to block, kek.

FEAR AMEER

God dammit Dodd, get your fucking hands together. This is what you get for being hurt you stupid faggot. YOU WERE A HIGH RANKING PICK, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP GETTING FLAGGED FOR YOUR HANDS?

ARE YOU REALLY THAT FUCKING STUPID THAT YOU DON'T CORRECT IT AFTER THE FIRST PENALTY?

>stafford throwing blocks

what a fucking legend

if the titans actually had a defense we'd be fucked

Is Pekka still your goalie? Don't be so quick to wish for hockey season. Good ole poo hip is your team's weak link.

injuries and penalties everywhere

yep. jeff fisher, mike mularkey, ken wisenhunt, mike munchak

paragons of strategery

>mfw I forgot tennessee had a hockey team
Why does Tennessee have a hockey team?

The white man (Stafford) is winning the game

Hell yeah, I'm against nigs doing any intelligent position in the NFL, they always let peopel down

Stafford is fucking awesome. It looks like he is actively trying to get injured, all while Abdullah is hurt, Zenner is out, Ansah dropped out and Levy got injured as well, we can't cop another injury

That said, holy shit I love seeing Stafford mow down Titans and block after the hand off

turning the game off. cant take these injuries anymore

We are well aware

Becuase it's the best in the NHL right now?????

Juuse Saaros could take his job midseason

MARVIN JONES!!!!

Go away

shoo

Because they're a big market and they spent big bux on it. Nashville is like one or two pieces away from a Cup win. I'm not even joking.

t. Blackhawks """fan"""

Don't fuck this up this year, if there's a team in the West that legitimately deserves a cup win, I think it's you guys. Preds games are always nailbiters and you fans are alright. Plus that image of the two cheerleaders and the wall.

>It looks like he is actively trying to get injured,
Common mistake, what he's actually doing is trying to hit niggers so hard they have no choice but to return to the plantation.

>new kevin james show
shits lit

Rate my controller spee

i FUCKING HATE perrish cox

Notice how all of the injured Lions are players drafted before Quinn tookover

They're winning it this season m8, only problem last cup was Forsberg inconsistencies

0-16/10

VLC link is only up for fox games

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uhh williams?

yeah but his mistakes are always drive killers

After we draft a pass rusher and a corner we need to look at guard in the later rounds, I believe Jon Rob will find a gem

Lmao if you think forsberg was the problem last year you are an idiot and should take your trip off.
The issue was Rinne could barely post a .900 behind the best defense in the league

>ebron
I hate this faggot

Also REFBALLLL

kek

FUCK OFF REFS

>OPI

are you fucking kidding me???????????????

These fucking refs, seriously.

i hate ebron so fucking much

>R E F S

All these FUCKING FLAGS

blood sacrifice to the refs

FUCK OFF REFS

kek what a shit game. hope some detoilet negro shoots the ref in the face after the game

>refs

Fuck it, Stafford will throw a touchdown again.

Those colors are legitimately sexy, but it needs white trim.

Is golden tate even playing

>Forsberg inconsistencies
One piece is having another legit goal scorer.
Also, you dont win a cup with a goalie with a .900 save average. You guys shit on Crawford a lot but you need at least a .920 average to not fuck it up for your team.

>draft pass rusher and a corner
Corner first. There is no one in that secondary. No one. McCourty is injured all the damn time, there is no one out there at all.

Speaking of injuries, why the fuck are the Titans always fucked by injuries? Is the trainer and team doc that shitty or are the Titans just morons who dont take care of their bodies?

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE REFS REEEEEEEEEEE

>flag again

FUCK THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT I HATE THIS TEAM

how many fucking flags wtf are you doing?

>holding every single fucking play

Fuck the NFL

Eat my shit

>loins

>More penalty yards than overall yards
Someone in vegas is going to buy a house

>this refball

Refs in charge of not betting on games

>THE SHANTYTOWN OF DETROIT

>refs

lol don't be mad at the refs, the loins are committing every one of these penalties

This is ridiculous.. cmon loins

FLAG
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Second half is going to bloodbath when the refs swallow their whistles because of the crowd

WHAT THE FUCK

My thoughts exactly he's my flexxx

CANT WAKE UP

>The refs have the Titans +5.5 in their pool

>Corner first. There is no one in that secondary. No one. McCourty is injured all the damn time, there is no one out there at all.
i'll also add that mccourty is below average even when healthy

Start drive at 2-yard line
All the way to 1-yard line on the other side of the field
Back to 31-yard line

Are the refs that pissed that the Lions marched down the field?

That touch in the endzone is was not pass interference.

Fuck these refs. Ebron should have had a TD, because that's the weakest OPI call I've ever seen in my entire life.

>1st and goal
>31 yard line

if this keeps up the fans are gonna riot

>(You)

That OPI was shit and you fucking know it.

>these refs

Lions just trying to get a long TD to Marvin for my fantasy team. Also killing clock so Titans cant do anything after the score... right?

fuck goodell fuck the refs

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>Ref ball

We need to makes some changes lads

Prater I swear to God

depork loins is being the loins

>Detoilet being this ugly

10/10 drive

so many fucking flags in every game today it's beyond out of control

If it's not a PAT, Prater's good for it

so another top 5 draft pick it is then?

Does Prater kick better when he's drunk or sober?

macomb county's finest lmao

Probably 2 since we have the rams first and its unprotected.

>push

Why do they always do this to us Lionsbros?

Yes

you mean two more

both

NFL doesn't want the Lions to suceed

kid rock fans in the flesh

Does he ever kick sober?

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>Corner first. There is no one in that secondary. No one. McCourty is injured all the damn time, there is no one out there at all.

Just want all-league type players desu, if we can get a pass rusher or corner of that caliber then I think our defense would really come along. Position that needs a playmaker is MLB too, we just have stop-gaps all over our defense.

Is Kerry Hyder elite?

kerry fucking hyder

HYDER IS ELITE

Why the fuck would you ever draft a quarterback from Oregon?

ayy lmao

2B-Honest filters? wtf

Mariota is good, his team is just shit

what song should i listen to? dubs, trip, quads, and quints decide

can stafford score with 15 seconds left

I've taking to blaming God nowadays. God is an asshole.

Two top 5 draft picks until based Robinson trades one or both for like 10 more picks combined.
We'll be shit this year, like utter dogshit, but maybe in 2 years we'll be contending for winning the AFC South.

We have an all-league pass rusher and that's Casey. We need a secondary and we need it badly. Whether that be a corner or a safety, that comes first. Getting another pass rusher isn't going to do anything because the secondary is such horseshit. Seriously, when healthy, Morgan is really fucking good, when healthy.

Mariota is good, he's throwing to fucking no one. Consider that a 5th round draft pick out of UMass is starting at WR and Delanie Walker set a franchise record last year for targets by a TE.

Disney princess themes

>Mariota is good,
He isn't though. He's pretty much shit.

Lel

Penderecki's Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima

Get cultured

>but maybe in 2 years we'll be contending for winning the AFC South.
i was dumb enough to believe the hype thought that would be this year

yes t.bh f.am filters to desu senpai because this is a site for children and faggots
mariota has looked BAD this season, but he legitimately has no time ever. i cannot believe our line has looked even worse than last year

Not him but this is sure as shit what I'm doing during halftime

Mariota is a solid qb but he's not good enough to carry a team like Brady or Rivers can

I kekd so hard

Are you fucking kidding me? Never buy into the hype. Ever. Ever ever ever ever. Never buy into the hype until they win a Super Bowl. Last time I bought into the hype was 2008 and I won't get fooled again.

Never buy into the hype with this team until they prove it on the field.

Ditch Spain and put in Treitola

>or Rivers can

And to be fair, Rivers and Brady are once in a generation talent and it's unfair to compare other qbs to them.

BTFO

He's also in his second year of playing ever. He's going to need to hone his craft quite a bit. That and he has to learn to run away because the titans o-line is just blah.

name a worse starter in the nfl than perrish cox

>u cant

Rivers seriously does carry his team but he can only do so much.

Blidi-Wreh Wilson
Coty Sensabaugh

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>Delanie Walker set a franchise record last year for targets by a TE.
>franchise has existed for ten years

game threads between perennial losers are always /comfy/

i'm gonna see Cred Forums and Cred Forums. see you after halftime

well i mean he's the best player on the chargers, but when they ahve a decent-ish team they get an okay record, when they have a dogshit team + rivers they have a shit record

by that logic, mariota "carried" us last year, to 3 wins [spoiler]he actually did[/spoiler]

Titans are over 40 years old, they've only been the Titans for almost twenty of those years

>Cred Forums and Cred Forums
eew, stay there

Not much room for bants so no one gets angry

That's adorable.

>Are you fucking kidding me? Never buy into the hype. Ever. Ever ever ever ever. Never buy into the hype until they win a Super Bowl. Last time I bought into the hype was 2008 and I won't get fooled again.
>Never buy into the hype with this team until they prove it on the field.

typically im right there with you, but everyone was jizzings themselves over jon rob's moves this summer. sharpe seemed to be a steal, murray and henry seemmed to be a good pair. the 2ndary is still trash but i thought our offense could compensate

I am so seriously happy that the Tits only play against two teams with legitimate quarterbacks this year. Sure we're going to have the second parter of that Christmas image where the Titans fan in a sea of Packers fans is sad while getting BTFO 55-0 when the Titans play the Packers again, but aside from Rodgers and Rivers, the Titans aren't going to get horribly horribly, horribly gangraped this year by any other quarterbacks, just maybe, ravaged on average.

That's including the Oilers records too dipshit.

The line is still horseshit. Cmon man.

>Oilers
Who?

>Stafford not legitimate

Hes playing great, but the penalties are killing the lions, and titans for that matter

You are so underaged

I meant after this game man. Stafford should be raping the Titans right now. Your team is undisciplined as fuck and needs to get its shit together.

Hey, Stafford has thrown four TDs today!

Over/under for flags in the second half placed at 18.5.

Gimmme your bets faggots

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I'm 30. Not proud of it.

>undisciplined

What else is new, theres something in the water in detroit

Riddick literally running over niggas

>Ameer ded
>Ziggy ded

Go YouTube Earl Campbell

>it's another flag

>flag
Because of course there is

>Flag

fuck somebody kill these officials

No

NO NO NO NO NON O

Fuck these refs. Hope they get raped after the game

Flagging everything except the late low hit on the QB. These refs are fucking awful.

>Stafford in charge of not telling these faggot refs that they're faggots

We might just have a different philosophy on this but I think with the rules we have in the NFL a defense needs multiple pass rushers like Denver had. Malik, Dware, Wolfe, and Miller all were a threat to wreck a play

Morgan's replacement is already here I think, Dodd in his limited time has shown to be better against the run just needs to polish his PR. Rams are going to give us a high pick so we will have good chances to get both a great corner and PR.

>mfw the future is hopeful regardless

the hope is a lie

fucking fuck

>throw flags all game
>dont throw when qb gets hit low and injured

fuck these refs

Send them to Dearborn and it's bound to happen eventually

I
LOVE
FLAGS
DO
YOU
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Stupid fucking niggers like you need to take your worldstarhiphop language and get the fuck out of here. This shit is a cancer to society

This is fucking UNBELIEVABLE right now. That should of been a flag of all the times right there on Stafford.

this is why football isn't my favorite sport. so many rules to understand. all other sports are easy to understand.

Hello lionsbros I am not able to watch, what has been happening

This is and will be officially the ugliest game of the 2016 NFL season

PENULTY, but winning regardless

*tips fedora*

>Stafford yelling at everyone

amazing, are the lions just being fags or is this classic Detroit vs Everyone

Since I'm not watching the game, my instinct tells me that it's a case of the refs being awful and both teams being undisciplined as fuck.

I dont disagree with you that we need another pass rusher, I just think that secondary is a more pressing area of need for the team.

Imagine how great an improved secondary would be if we improved the pass rush on top of that?

Like, if we go pass rush first, then the pass rush is wasted on a shitty secondary and we lose time where the secondary gets their act together and learns rookie year. We go secondary first, we know we'll be shit anyways but the secondary learns and then they're good to go once the pass rush is improved upon.

Oh no, Titans play the Dolphins, Raiders, Browns, and Jags twice still. One of those will be far more ugly.

At Ford Field, flags fly free

here' a live simulator user. detroitlions.com/schedule-and-events/game/2016/regular2

Flags every where, key lions players getting hurt, lions winning 12-3

Stafford may also be hurt because of a defender crawling up and getting him on the legs, which didn't get called.

>what has been happening
Flag

Flags

>rest of the season might be safety Dan

>2-0

g-guys is this what being good feels like

He literally ran out before the marker. God.

>no challenge

fucking caldshit

>Caldwell not challenging

Fire this negro now

don't think that was a 1st dn

>Refs trying their hardest to beat the Lions

getting tired of this shit

>The hit on Stafford looks to be a foul. The defender crawls towards him and makes forcible contact to the knee area.

Shut up game isn't over we can still lose

TAJAE

Of course Caldwell didn't challenge. I swear this team wins in spite of him.

>clots and tits
Nope

QUIIINNNNNNNNN

INTERCEPTION

GLOVER

>no flag
I don't believe it

grover muthfuckin muppet quinn

WE

WUZ

This is what it feels like to play in the AFCS.

WUZ

Garbage

MEMES

The team wins because of Austin and JIM GOD.

This. The Lions never JUST lose a game. They raise your hopes as much as possible before getting reff'd and/or shitting a hole straight through the bed.

>letting yourself get intercepted by a guy who lives in a trash can

GROVER "THE INTERCEPTOR" QUINN

Wtf. When did >we get cheerleaders?

i'm white and t b h f a m is british slang that i picked up exclusively on Cred Forums, you dumb shitty faggot

>Holding

>more flags

>Another flag

>Flag

Just start the Lions with 4th and 40

This year, Staffords wife helped pick them cuz she was one lel. He's so fratty he married a cheerleader

WASHINGTON IS THAT NIGGA

>
>New lions fans

>OG lions fans

>t-they made a play, g-g-g-guys
>w-w-w-we finna throw a flag or sum shit

LITTERALLY WHO SAYS FUCK YOUR FLAGS

good thing we have like 23 running backs

yea theres a lame freep article about it...

ANOTHER FUCKING FLAG

>another flag

>ANOTHER FLAG

Stafford is a wonderful man.

FLAG

Whats the record number for penalties in a game?

yeah I'm all for investing in the secondary early too

worst yet it seems Mularkey is ruining Mariota right before our eyes

These refs are so sensitive, Jesus

>Lions still winning despite the refs and Caldwell

37. 1951.

We're about to set it

38

38 afaik

>Memeiota

Be honest Titsfags how much do you wish you had Jameis instead?

>After the play
>Not still 1st and 10
Hey so these guys really don't even know the rules of football.

>worst yet it seems Mularkey is ruining Mariota right before our eyes
>worst yet it seems Mularkey is ruining Mariota right before our eyes
>worst yet it seems Mularkey is ruining Mariota right before our eyes
T H I S
H
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Most Yards Penalized, Both Teams, Game
374 Cleveland (209) vs. Chi. Bears (165), Nov. 25, 1951


how many we at

is that 22 penalties now?

good god I hate the fucking Titans

37. We might actually hit it. Most for one team is 22. We'll definitely hit that.

>Ebron hasn't dropped a pass yet

Ebron's hands though

>ebron making a catch still makes me angry
He's beyond redemption

ford field is being renamed six flags detroit

being honest
memeiota has looked like shit this year
i 0% wish we had winston. he would look just as bad or worse. anyone that thinks he would be any better drastically overestimates the titans oline and receivers

>The SHITTY of Cox

Wow one flag finally goes our way

23 penalties

...

Give a second and the Lions will find a way to Lions out a loss.

FLAG

Thanks for that though

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_National_Football_League_records_(team)#Penalties

>Most Yards Penalized, Both Teams, Game, 374
>Most Yards Penalized, Single Team, Game, 212

>Most Penalties, Both Teams, Game, 37
>Most Penalties, Game, 26

so far in this game detroit has 13 penalties for 110yds
and a total of 22/167 for both teams

What the actual fuck are these refs doing? They're worse than usual

Twenty six flags detroit

24 now

i mean the one time the tits were "threatening" to score we got a FIFTEEN yard penalty for a guy running into taje sharpe, who is about 160 pounds, and falling over

honestly i think we'll win with 12 or 15 pts... the refs making it impossible to get a rhythm

FLAG

24 penalties!

>Flag

>exotic-smashmouth

Did that not ring warning bells with anybody else?

>another flag

new

MATT VICK

>STAFFORD

MATT STAFFORD DOES NOT GIVE ONE SINGLE SOLITARY FUCK ABOUT YOUR FLAGS

Stafford please stop, you're going to die one of these times

it did, big time
mularkey and robiskie are shit until they prove otherwise (they won't)

but i mean jameis is even less mobile than mariota, he'd take 50 sacks a year

My feel exactly

when you call a Detroit lions fan a fag. instead use Detroit flag

>He kills defenders and he runs past them

>people think Stafford isn't elite

>ebron injured

NO
STOP
NOOOO

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