Official Dallas Cowboys vs Washington Redskins thread #2

Don't move here. Fuck you. We already have enough transplants

> Dak and offense can move the chains

> Cousins memes the boys on next drive

Austin is the new San Francisco, full of smelly hipsters and ridiculously increasing housing prices

San Antonio here. Austin...It's like tumblr: the city

Hipster city. Invaded by Cali fags. Not really Texas.

First time a Cowboys thread is slow. #CowboysNation

That was a pathetic o-line

Hungry

>start at 30
>still can't get a TD
Top jej

good food but liberal cesspool

Tie game boys. Maybe the Skins can finally get a defensive stop.

No one wants to live with your shitters. Enjoy your dildos on campus, traffic, and rising costs.

I like them much more than regular Texans.

If you're not a Republican then don't move here

first for Cred Forumsnime

You have to go back.

MEATS.

Who /Texas/ here?

>doesn't know anything about austin but knows what "real" texans are like

pack it up
pack it in
let me begin

How are Byron Jones and la'el Collins doing?

Who here like s/po/rts? Go cowboys look I made them a sword.

Forgot to mention that it will get alot of hate from people who have probably never been there. Yeah its probably a bit more liberal than most of Texas (as if that's an inherently bad thing) but regardless Austin is a good city to live in.

Steers and queers.

Midlander stationed in Alaska

Awesome nightlife. Lots of libcucks but not overbearing like you'd think

Sure is Reddit up in this bitch.

it's a cool city but they fucked themselves about 15 years ago by not investing in infrastructure so prepare yourself for traffic hell. There's a rate of something like 200 per DAY moving there (i moved there form Dallas last year) so it's only getting worse. They shoudl have built/expanded bigger highways but they didn't, built real estate to the very edges of said existing highways and now there's no fucking room to expand.

also like said, it's the new SF. ther's a tech boom going like crazy so get ready for people who enjoy the smell of their own farts.

also if you dont like heat you wont like it. the summers in texas are pretty hot, summer's in austin texas are like living in an oven

all that said, it is a really cool city with a really cool music scene.

Make a star

2nd for d/a/llas

Keep Austin weird !!!

wow the r**skins havent changed their name yet?

Its the truth fag. Have you ever been to Austin? It isn't a bad place to live

Dallas reporting in. Redskins can get fucked by the Dez/Prescott double team DP.

/Kaufman/ right here

Texas and Florida confirmed for most retarded states.
>onside kek
The Cowboys can't stop shitting in their own silvery pants

Who /Florida/ here but a Cowboys fan?

CHESTERFIELD

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can you make a viable defense

It's not a bad place to live if you're a tumblr fag

>ANOTHER Redskins down
Holy fuck its a murder

I fucking love Matthew McConaughey

6th street is cool, I'll give it that.

If you have morals Austin is a bad place to live.

Tons of times. I like to go to their lake but would never live there. 6th street is legit, but not my kind of city. It's full of burnout millennials and as others have said, liberal lazy type. I'm from dfw now living in San Antonio.

Who /DMV/ here?

He was the shit in Interstellar.

SOUTHSIDE

Forney here

How fucking retarded are you? What does tumblr have to do with how nice a city is to live in?

Florida yes, Cowboys no

GOAT NORMAN

The people that live in a city play a very large part on if that city is nice to live in.

>morals
>posting on Cred Forums
FUMBLRUSKI!!!

>EZEKIEL FUMBLEIT
>EZEKIEL FUMBLEIT
>EZEKIEL FUMBLEIT
>EZEKIEL FUMBLEIT
>EZEKIEL FUMBLEIT

>zeke

>zeke
Flashbacks to

>living in the ghetto

right here famalamaskindawg

>Norman

BASED

>zeke

Elliot is ELITE

WE IN THIS SKINSBROS

FUCK YEAH REDSKINS YOU CAN DO IT

>mfw Norman sucker punched that nig

md

ZEKE FUCKING SUCKS AND YOU KEKS DRAFTED HIM WITH THE 4TH PICK BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHA

Austin is a tumblr city. San Antonio and Houston are more Cred Forums. Dallas is reddit. Austin is for people who don't want to get bigboy jobs.

CHUCK IT IN, COUSINS

Visit it but don't fucking move here, I'll cut you.

Bahahaha that encroachment

>mfw cowboys unironically go 0-16

>this fucking defense

>this dal-ass implosion

>living in arrestafield

The washington team is blessing me in fantasy for trusting kirk this week. But that wasnt roughing the passer.
I visit often since its only an hour away. Always good concerts and food. But the hipsters are fucking annoying.

>Dallas is reddit

this makes absolutely no sense, and comparing anything to Cred Forums is to compare it to a hopeless cesspool and San Antonio is certainly not that bad.

Worst 2 minutes for dallas. Christ.

don't forget about the GOAT food scene

Austin is so fucking fake.
Wannabe west coast. Sad.

San Antonio is nice. And parts of the DFW area as well. But I would say Austin is alot better than mosy places in Texas to live.

Have you been to any of those places? Houston fucking sucks

youre the best hopkins!

Where's the flag?

>san antonio is nice
the city that always sleeps!

I just realized those arent hotdog on a stick

Gruden has no fucking balls. Go for the TD there. If you don't convert, you put them at the 5.

Dallas confirmed for pooping in their silver pants

Oh wait you compared Houston to Cred Forums. Ig that makes sense. Houston is a shit hole

did you think they were like ketchup and mustard?

>implying Houston is anything other than Niggers
The Woodlands is alright and that's pretty much it

Is this the year garret finally gets fired

>hotdogs on a old indian stick

>no pass interference call

Newfriends really need to GTFO out of this thread plz

You like to vape. You talk about history even when no one brings it up. You have a sleeve tattoo. Probably own a fedora. Work an hourly job. You smoke "gud austin dank man". You have a tumblr, pinterest, and reddit account. You are Austin.

Houston is basically black twitter

With what? Knives will be illegal soon.

A real GM would have fired him years ago
>Jerry Jones confirmed for worst owner in the NFL

It is what it is senpai. Kerrigan gets raped every game but a hold is never called.

>that onside kick
Lets pray pham

LOL never heard that one before. Is it because it is full of Mexicans?

It's just colleges kids that graduate and move back to Austin because they don't want to grow up. The city is going to crash in 5-10 years from all these losers being there.

oh jesus fuck

Since when do cities "crash"? Get real nigga.

San Antonio has always been my favorite Texas city (as someone from DFW) except I wouldn't want to live there unless I knew spanish.

this is projecting on a level rarely seen outside of Youtube comment pages.

wrong on all accounts friend.

things appear to have changed drastically for the Washington Racial Slurs

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The state of Cali is "crashing" at the moment. People are fleeing in droves because the economy is shit.

Ask Detroit, St Louis, and Cleveland

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Dallas decided they didn't want to play anymore.

Checked. Also I feel like San Antonio is a really underrated Texas city.

No. The mexicans are the only good part of this city honestly. Theyre great coworkers, they work hard, and they open up a bunch of legitimately nice and authentic diners that all have really good cheap food.

But san antonio is a mlitary town with lackland being the centerpiece of it iall. White families move in from all over the place, they put up more and more burbs constantly, and everyones here to live a sleepy family life.

>what is Detroit

can't blame him, hot dogs on sticks is tasty

What shape(s) paper did that start out as?

>WE GON BE ALRIGHT

WHY did the cowboys give up?

Wrong try again

are the cow "boys" worse than the browns?

Oh then that isn't funny. Nvm.

San Antonio has a much more diverse economy than those three

if anybody is going to crash it is going to be somebody like Oklahoma City or Houston

hehe

Mexicans moving in creates that "sleepy" boring lifestyle because they just want to make above minimum wage and live the american dream.

>obvious blitz
>give it to the rb
Every fucking year reee

DFW is right wing but not too right wing like rural Texas

lol I'm from Austin and this actually describes me pretty well. Kind of just a chill city

DRAGON

Nobody is worse than the Browns.

Oh goddammmit!!

DRAGON

fucking joke

Holy fuck this "defense" is awful.

CAPTAIN KIRK BEAMING IN TO DOCTSON

Hahahahaha. Suck it Cowboys.

It's ogre

>KIRK ALL OF A SUDDEN THROWING LIKE A GOD

>cowboys defense

WAKE ME UP

CAPTAIN KIRK BEAMING THAT SHIT RIGHT INTO HIS HANDS

TOO FUCKING EASY REEEEE

Yup, decided not to play anymore.

>doctson

what the fuck
I figured the Cowboys were a clearly better team on paper

Anyone have a working livestream? iPhone compatible.

WHY DID >we DRAFT A 1ST ROUND RECEIVER

REEEE

The cowboys defense is made of paper

YES!!

LOL

You forgot we also had a shit defense.

CHURCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

way to telegraph

top lel

>Cousins

...

There's the Kirk Cousins I know

BARRY FUCKING CHURCH!!!!!

LET'S GO BOYS

SMFH KURT

>captain KEK

NO LONG TERM CONTRACT FOR YOU

Ahahahhahahahahahha

Dak gonna get 1st passing TD!
Book it!

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFORGET IT

you can still do it redskins!

> Church!

kek

>Kirk Cousins in the Red Zone

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Captain Kirk beamed that pass right to Church.

>"franchise" player

>Lineman holding his arms out to QB

>WASHITTON

>locking in his receiver for 20 seconds

fucking retarded this guy never learns

kek 3 run plays would have gotten them a td
Cousins is overrated as fuck lol

Blind

>foreskins

classic kirk starring down a receiver then trying to force it in between two guys

Thank fuck he knee'd.

>waterproof
>practically magic
??? No it's not

LOL
literally WHEN

Anybody live in Houston? I've heard the city actually has been crashing a bit since the economy is so dependent on oil/gas, now that oil prices are so low it's hurting the Houston economy.

Did terrance williams get benched?

Kirk "You like that" Cousins

recently there was a large pipeline break so oil prices will be rising shortly

DALLASS

If not then he should be

literally in like 6 more plays

Peepeekiel Smelliot

Oh shit... Will Miami make a comeback?

Oil crashes happen. Its gonna come back so no the economy wont crash

Who cares?

Feels nice knowing I have nothing invested into this game. Both teams impressing me.

>20 years of being a Skins fan
>Every season the same recurring nightmare
>All I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away

LITERALLY REFBALL

Why does Elliot suck so fucking bad?

Wealthiest counties in the US all surround DC:
Fairfax
Loudoun
Howard
Arlington etc.....

>Roughing the passer
HAHAHAHAHH WHAT

Houston's like the worst combination of bad weather, crime, and culture in probably the whole country.

It's okay user, I'll love you. Don't give up just yet either, you never know what might happen.

Saudi Arabia oil companies are artificially raising crude oil prices that is putting smaller US oil companies out of business and employees out of work.

Refball

R E F B A L L

r e f b a l l

>fumbles

>Ezekiel Fumbleit

>Smelliot

STOP GIVING IT TO ELLIOT

jesus.

REMOVE ZEKE!!!

> Ezekiel Elliot

ZEKE IS ELITE LMFAO

hAHAHAHA Nice 4th pick you got there.

>lelliot

Le bobble the football man

Wow. These fags picked him with the 4th pick?

Doesn't this make like 4 fumbles this season for Zeke?

>lets go off the ball a second time

THE FIX IS IN

Ezekiel Elliot sucks. Everyone overrated him because he is on the Cowboys
If I'm a Dallas fan I'd rather see Morris

This drive is shit

BEASTLY

Beast Beasley

>3rd and 11
>already know redskins will give it up
>they do

fuck this team they NEVER make a stand when they need it

hold em back redskins!!

COLE WORLD

Why is Cole Beasley so based?

Told you

LOL

(You)

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nobody even fucking touched him on his way in

BASED MORRIS

FUCK OFF ZEKE

REVENGE

Washington doesn't even want to win.

Fags just aiming for the ball now. Lmao

nevermind...

TIME FOR COWBOYS DEFENSE TO FUCK IT ALL UP

Fuck it, i'm a cowboys fan now.

Why did you betray us al ;_;

MORRIS
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>GIVING UP A TD TO MORRIS
>SEEING THE HR CELEBRATION IN BLUE AND WHITE

IT HURTS MAKE IT STOP

> Beasley
> Putting in Alfred Morris

>It's all up to Cowboy's defense

Yeah, we're fucked.

This desu

Kek.

put a hand on him...he doesn't play for you anymore

He ain't betray shit. Yall niggas cut him now he's fucking yall over ahaha #CowboysNation

DALLAAAAASSSS!

Damn Zeke doesnt look too good.

Hes gonna have to come off the bench

HOW ABOUT THEM COWBOYS?

don't lose hope emotional support dude

we need u

That larry fitzgerald commercial.

FUCK MY LIFE UP SENPAI

Ouch. Miss you Alf.

>We
didn't cut shit

Shit, just realized the gametracker I'm watching is a play ahead of my stream. They need to put spoiler warnings in the gametracker, that TD was very anti-climatic :(

they were gonna pass it, but decided to keep lulling the R******s into a sense of false security. Waiting for them to stack 10 in the box before they unleash the Dak Attack

Kirk has a chance to make up for his sins here. Go down, get the TD, or go fuck yourself.

>that frown

Fucking lol

okay~

There's still time for the redskins to make things happen!

stream please

Did Peyton coach Von Miller on selling out?

Do you just have like 100 of those saved at different file sizes?

NEEDS MORE DAKKA

basically. why the FUCK did they pass 3 times from the 5 yd line??

>Kirk has left 17+ points on the field today.

For the love of Christ Cousins please score a TD.

You don't like nfl players being in commercials?

>he drafted dez

>zeke

>Cowboys D gives up a TD in the next three minutes
>Dak Attack takes over
>Runs 2-minute drill ending with a TD pass to Dez
>Cements his legacy as a future HOFer

reddit.com/r/nflstreams/comments/53cqla/game_thread_redskins_vs_cowboys_0100_pm_et/d7rxnov

After you move your ass wipes from the trashcan to the toilet.

not a hundred, but quite a few

DeSean Jackson can easily win this game for the skins. He has notoriously fucked it up though.

This can go two ways, 60 yd TD pass to Jackson

Or Desean jackson drops a key pass and the cowboys run the clock out.

Good to see you again, indian friend. You made last years games more enjoyable.

When the same player is in consecutive commercials for different companies it's a bit excessive

Fuck back 2 r.eddit casual newbitch.

>Live in Dallas.
>Dez is second pick of my fantasy draft.
Literally free win.

>Giving your starting spot away this hard.

Would have been better if you said

>he drafted zeke

Dat dreadlock antenna

>top row, 3rd from the left

Reddit is the best place for streams

How about those 2 blatant refball flags for roughing the passer by hitting .1 seconds after the ball is loose then Norman cups Bryants cheek to gaze into his eyes and gets a facemask call

102 yards, not bad. Dak is still getting into the groove, Dez will start getting TDs soon. Plus Romo will be back soon

I love Cred Forums

it was a different time back then you know! everyone was a little insane! so this sort of thing just happened.

>AJ Green 24 points last week in fantasy
>3 points today
Just fuck my shit up

>I drafted Dak

>Tony Homo
It doesn't matter

>Cousins is sad as fuck
Awww

I don't get why people were drafting Elliot in the top 5

He's an unproven cockhead, if it weren't for the goal line TDs hed be shit

ahahahahahahaha
noice

Truth, even better in PPR right now.

>Antonio Brown

How bout that Kirk Cousins?

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gonna get like 300 touches this season

If Cowboys can't stop this 4th down we lose

Please Dallas. Don't do this to me again.

>pimping his dead mom to advertise a for-profit """college"""

Wew

Because Murray had like 1800 yds in 2014.

McFUCKINGfadden had over 1k rushing yards in 2015.

you put any running back behind that line and they will have consistent points for your fantasy team.

This. Idk what that fag is memeing about

Sean Lee's a fucking beast! Now we gotta get this 4th down stop. #CowboysNation

He shouldn't though

Morris deserves as many carries

3rd and 1 better run off tackle with my 5'7 160 pound back

Are you a female or just one of those fags that dresses that way?

Doesnt matter if he is averaging 2 yards per carry and fumbling at least once a game

>He shouldn't though

but he probably will

lol where do you think you are

HOT DAMN!!

>Deadskins

GET FUCKING FUCKED, SHITSKINS!!!!!

Morris is a smash mouth rusher. You put him in after Elliot has tired out that D-line and good things will happen. Just look at the hole on his TD drive.

YOU LIKE THAT? YOU LIKE THAT????????

REDSHITS

IT'S HAPPENING

always bet on the latter here

but he has 14 in my ppr league now, he's def worth it just on volume of carries alone

Kek Cousins

BLACKD
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grill
Cred Forums has seen me before
theres always time for miracles!

>that Kirk Cousins hair

JUST
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>this kills the shitskin

>Redshits
>Red*****
>Skinshits

AHAHHAHAHAHA

>leaving 20000 points on the field
>get intercepted in the redzone when you could put the game away
>lose
>franchise "quarterback"

>Cowboys got a huge defensive stop

Today must be the day huh? #CowboysNation

Why do the refs hate the redskins

But if he keeps shitting it up what makes you think they wouldn't put morris in?

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>trump wins in november
>bang my ex in december
>cowboys win in february
>spurs win in june

hell of a year coming up boys

WATTBA

Marry me.

Cowboi punt to Jackson

Jackson runs it back FTW

Dubs don't lie

I believe in you redskins!
Theres still time left don't give up!

>He thinks Romo will play another NFL game.
Wow.

>cowboyfaggots celebrating beating a shit redskins team
Not a redskin fan but holy shit you faggots are insufferable. Glad you will miss the playoffs and continue to remain irrelevant

Does Cousins always telegraph a bunch of his throws or only when the team needs him to make a play?

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Yes

you sicken me

>romo basically an assistant coach
Why is that allowed?

>Not a redskin fan but holy shit you faggots are insufferable. Glad you will miss the playoffs and continue to remain irrelevant

Romo is getting pumped watching Dak play out here. He will be back and better than ever. The idiot just has to learn how to slide properly and not run 2mph to the sideline.

Fuck

they spent a 4th overall pick on elliot, they wont take him out for a couple fumbles. tiki had a great career even with fumble problems (which he later fixed)

Marry me

ITS HAPPENING

LETS GO REDSKINS LETS GO
*CLAP CLAP*

>she's been blacked
Dropped

are you big black bodybuilders?

come on captain kirk beam that shit down the field!!!

COME THE FUCK ON KIRK

>He doesn't know that Romo transferred all his calcium to Sean Lee for good bones.
Nah Dak is gonna go 4-2. They'd be retarded to start Tony.
Dak is an 8 foot tall nigro that will never know what an injury is.

This is the level of "banter" or response that a dallasfaggot can claim. Stay retarded cletus

FUCK YES!!!

Morris me.

But if you have another back on your roster who is outpreforming your 4th overall pick without the fumbles whu wouldn't you put him in?

>Celebrating a win

Piss off. We won 4 games last year and the Redskins won the division.

What game should I watch next? I kinda wanna watch the Rams get B L A C K E D by the Seaclucks

LETS GO WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM LETS GOOOO

that also means he cant throw

>tfw live in north east
WHATS HAPPENING

>This is the level of "banter" or response that a dallasfaggot can claim. Stay retarded cletus

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the only ex-skin i would put out for is jason campbell

GOOOO REDSKINS!!!!!

We're going to fucking lose

Nope. Sorry. Skinny white guy with a tiny dick.

why is dallas so easy to hate?

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ITS HAPPENING

You sound mad redskins fan.

Dallas, what are you doing?

Dallas, no.

wat is

Lel penalty redskins lose

Redskins cumback

Usually it's because of a feeling of inferiority and jealousy.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

8 SECONDS FAGGOTS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

FucK!

Because they're "America's team" and you're a Cred Forums special snowflake contrarian.

And yet he has a fucking incredible accuracy rating.
Romo is done, and he should be happy. They'll win a superb with him as a backup.

COWBOYS
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WASHITTON DEADSKINS

gg cowbros it was a really exciting game

>R*******s

dem boys

>Overthrowing a hail Mary
Kek

Washington got cucked

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

GET FUCKED FORESKINS

AHAHAHA

HOLY SHIT

J U S T
J U S T

J U S T

>dedskins

They talk too much shit

WEW LAD!

H O W B O U T T H E M C O W B O Y S
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He has good accuracy because 99% of his throws at fucking 4 yard slants

"America's team" how exactly? They're nowhere near the top for most popular.

this fucking team

DEADSHITS

AHAHAHAHAHA THEY LOST THEIR FIRST TWO AT HOME

JUST

gg to you too, bro. I hope you guys have a better season than your start so far.

>the city that murdered a president
>the gang of villains in Tombstone
>somehow considered "America's Team"

Good game Skins, chill thread.

Back to mediocrity for us, it seems

Is Dak Prescott elite?

gg

this team continues to find ways to shoot themselves in their own foot

Refs 1
Skins 0

Check net worth and likes on social media loser. We're the most popular team even after being shit for the last 20 years. Only the Pats can compete and they've been the team of the last decade and a half.

ez game gg

Need to remove Zeke, maybe trade him for some gym equipment or cash.

>I'm butt blasted because I'm watching the future undisputed greatest QB taking over from a good QB.
But why?

You sound really upset, friend

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Cowboys postgame thread

Does a Zeke shit in a real game?

Yes they are. In fact the Dallas Cowboys are worth more than any sports team.

HERE COME DAK BOI

ZERO
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TD PASSES

I enjoyed your pictures, man. Hang in there, buddy.

This

theharrispoll.com/sports/Americas-Favorite-Football-Team-2015.html

>Having 2 HoF QB's (and Mark Sanchez) on your roster.

It's good to be America's Team

Feels good to not be dead last

Good game tho Skinsfags. These two teams were as even as it gets.

You just played a division game. You already know the skins always split the two games with the boys. You'll win the next match up.

You got the fucking Giants next week. Norman is going to shit on OBJ.

On top of all of that, you have a dominate secondary. The only reason the skins lost was because of Cousins missing the mark on DeSean Jackson twice!

Skins still have every tool in the shed to win this division.

TV people were saying that
a) For the last X years, no team in NFCE has repeated as division champs
b) R******s have either been 1st or last since like 2008

Game is on kirk, he left atleast 2 tds on the table

Cuck detected

Take your divefag shit and shove it up your loose, flappy anus. Faggot.