/para/ - Paralympics Closing Ceremony

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Claire Hairy & Balding Hills

That yank actor is actually pretty cute

Well, that's reassuring.

I was fearing it had been pruned by the endless stream of handegg shitposts.

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Bought watermelon for this.

The Adam Hills Have Eyes

Nice

Hurray! I really like her. Also, she said on The Last Leg that she might be too ill, due to some awful condition she has, to compete at the next games, which really sounds nasty.

She has MS, it varies very randomly and is degenerative.

This Slav subhuman is shitposting. Ignore him.

>shitposting
>nothing even happening yet
calm down, buthurt cunt

Goal bf lads

...

Here's the thing; I'd rather not lose my legs, but goddamn I love those prosthetic legs. Makes you look like some awesome antelope

You should go for Dave Henson. At least he's symmetrical.

Jonnie has a nicer face

Yeah, he looks like a nice guy. I get the feeling Dave Henson is a #top #banter #lad, so while he'd probably be okay to be friends with, he might not be gay boyfriend material.

really makes you think

Henson is married, so definitely no.

>tfw it's just occurred to me that Paralympic mascot Tom is completely able-bodied

Maybe he is retarded.

Does anyone even remember our shitey mascots?

I LIKED THEM!
IN A WAY

None of them are available ;_;

I remember the logo on the one on the left kind of looks like Lisa Simpson sucking off Bart

>this handless twat off last leg
more privileged that 99% of the people in the country, and yet he still finds time to complain about "muh disability"

I don't want it to be over.

Why is there no sound?

ME EITHER!

I liked them, wanted to buy a cup with Olympic one, towel with the logo and maybe a toy, but shipping cost was just crazy.
Olympic mascot was cool, Paralympic looked like he is scared of something and pissed himself.

What do you mean?

Do you mean that JJ guy? I hate him and I don't know why.

Why was Ukraine so good? Was it Russians in disguise?

This guy is cooler, but no legs at all.

Anyone have the final medal count?

Why does the montage not have sound?

alex brooker or some shit

I get that he's less able to hold his son etc., but he talks like he doesn't lead an immensely comfortable life

>this question again
bbc.com/sport/disability-sport/19391532
We are good, because we are good in swimming.

We've got sound in England. Try watching a YouTube video or something just to make sure your computer isn't kill.

What montage though? The channel 4 stream?

I like them. Wasn't around for that version of the Olympics though. :(

Mutants from Chernobyl.

...

Youtube works and there was sound and some guy commentating when they were showing shots of the stadium. I am watching the teamusa.org stream

>"I celebrate my disability"
cringed
Western Europe, you need to cool down. This "pride" stuff sounds retarded now.

>Paralypics at home
>Can't beat our London 2012 performance

JUST

Oh, him. I don't really mind him to be honest.

The guy I hate for no reason turns out to be called Arthur Williams.

>implying Phelps isn't just lucky mutated Jew
scientificamerican.com/article/what-makes-michael-phelps-so-good1/

>teamusa stream
No idea m8, get a UK proxy and use C4 maybe?

is there a sporting event any more boring than the olympics? i know its becoming less relevant each time around but im honestly surprised its lasted this long. we didnt even get a decent happening besides some disabled meme cyclist riding into a ditch

Olympics is fun tbqh.

Google Browsec
than go
paralympics.channel4.com/watch-live/

>is there a sporting event any more boring than the olympics

Handegg and divegrass

Also
>no endless parade during the closing ceremony, athletes begin seated
Thank fuck

>athletes begin seated

And so a significant percentage of them will remain.

More medals than London, but less golds.

The Ashes.
>Play cricket
>Literally the worst sport
>Same two teams every time
>Literally one match which lasts for A MONTH

Olympics are good. A lot of stuff happens in 2 weeks only every 4 years. And there are still World/Olympics records to be broken, we didn't reached the limits of what human body is capable yet.

The Olympics are good because of the bantz. So are NT tournaments.

I find kinda pointless cheering for an EPL team if I'm no Brit, or watching NBA/NFL if I'm no Murcian.

The great thing about the Olympics is that you could recreate it exactly, but not call it the Olympics, and suddenly it would just be dull and pointless. Nobody cares about Diamond League athletics or the track cycling world championships, but ride a bike around a track or do a high jump for the Olympics and suddenly it's the greatest thing on TV.

>this spasm advert
vomit.jpg

I still think the one about the goblin at the wedding is worse. And yet the deaf one is so good!

...

Lel, not that weird perfume ad

This is fucking gold.

I get the feeling wheelchair rugby is what Robot Wars would look like if there were people inside the robots.

That's a mirror m8

Kissing yourself in the mirror is even more gay than another dude. And only retards do that.

It's a fucking perfume advert, they're always retarded

Wait until 2020. They will develop hi-tech limbs to use and BTFO everyone.

So did that Brazilian kid really get two Toms for free?

Now I got this.

TOM IS A GREAT GUY!

You're a bit behind lad, try refreshing the stream

>Mascots are a £2 billion industry in Japan
What are they gonna do for the tokyo mascots?

HERE WE GO!

It's habbening

>DRUMS ALREADY
it's gonna be a long night

Vinicius is cooler.
I rewinded to see that.

World Championships in London next year.

It'll be Usain Bolt's last appearance.

>Cortana doing the voice over?

There's an app for that.

SEPULTURA BABY!!!

>Refuse/Resist by Sepultura opening the ceremony

This is what happens when you put your guitar in the wash at over 40°

That's Google Assistant.

They really should have played at the Olympics opening ceremony.

I guess they're using it to show how technology is helping the blind.
Like Libby Clegg has her smart watch read things out loud for her.

sheeeet

GET READY FOR TEMER TO BE BOOED

Forgot my pic

>this shit-tier marching
for shame

>only flag represents stars as they are in the sky
>what is New Zealand's Crux?
Retard

No, it's Snackchat.

I like the Brazilian national anthem a lot

The best thing about our flag are the stars.

>joke about Brazilian army

>budget andrea bocelli
this has it all, literally better than the opening ceremony so far

>a vivid ray of love and hope descends to earth

I love that Galaxy ad.

Don't worry; I got it. It was very funny.

Like the vectorscan graphics on the screen. Just like Atari's early videogames. Battlezone being my favourite. Love playing that via MAME.

And Italy's.

Did that guy just fucking dab?

I think they're sections of various flags

STARS ARE NICE

It's our fire department. Every security force (police, firefighters and national guard) here is kind of a "military branch".

>Tweets to C4

'Lady Blackcat'

...she likes Catgirls, I guess.

'Chipshop'

...and now I'm hungry for Cod & Chips. Fucker.

Our students made similar project in 2012. Gloves with + app for smartphone to translate sign language into speech.
enabletalk.com/

>Obscuring the ceremony with tweets from nobodies on the screen

Not that you care, but each star represents a federation unit (the solo one on top is the federal district) and they are from constellations which were in the sky at the night of November 15th, 1889 (first day of Brazilian Republic)

Nice southern cross lad

KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS AND YOUR REFLECTIONS COMING

>irish midget
kek

I DO CARE user!
THAT'S COOL

'Ordem e Progresso'

...as is that flag motto. Cheers, Brazil. Thanx for these games.

Tom. Your argument is valid.

Average bognigger

Tweets from Lady Blackcat & Chipshop. Your argument is invalid.

>southern hemisphere brofist

Our southern cross represents the following states

>Bahia
>Minas Gerais
>Espírito Santo
>São Paulo
>Rio de Janeiro

>Ellie Robinson tweet
>Yoda comparison
kek

They mentioned that each star represented a district on Channel 4's coverage, but that fact about the constellations when Brazil first became a country is amazing. Fuck Channel 4 for missing that out.

>this constant british athlete worship
nauseating

I gonna miss that thing. What they are gonna do with it after Olympics?

>Tweet by John Riggs

Jonny Bigcock serving cheese in a tutu.

The Last Leg in a nutshell.

Is it me, or was that woman carrying the North Korean flag absolutely not Korean in any way? She was ginger and white.

>flirty Jonnie
Muh
dick

>4 ceremonies
>not a single representation of the most popular genre of Brazilian music: Sertanejo

Put it on display in a park, but not moving. Shortly after it will be stolen and sold on the black market.

>more tweets

If no athletes are still in Rio they get a volunteer helper to carry it. Same with singapore's flag here.

>You will never win a gold medal

...just ask Jonathan Edwards. His triple jump world record still stands to this day.

>If you're worried about work tomorrow...
>implying I'm not NEET
commentators pls stop bully
i am 28

There is a lot of interesting stuff about our national symbols that the world doesn't know about. Like that our anthem is always chopped off because it's too big (more than 4m long)

>ignoring modern Sertanejo is ripoff of unitedstatian Country music
True Sertanejo music is Caipira music

Green is such a relaxing colour.

It already does not move. Is that a Paralympic hint?

Most anthems are aren't they? The full version of GSTQ is far longer than the version usually played (1 or 2 verses only).
They cut the one verse involving crushing Scots a while ago...

And funk carioca is a ripoff of Miami bass.

I have no doubt they ignored sertanejo music for political reasons. Like country music in the United States, it's associated with right-wing politics, and the people doing these ceremonies are massive commies.

I find kinda weird they ditched Michel Teló (Nossa Nossa guy).

His song is literally the most famous Brazilian song worldwide since Garota de Ipanema.

>What they are gonna do with it after Olympics?

Sell it to Bronies? They'd use it for Celestia worship.

>Michel Teló
That his song is pure fucking cancer if you know the translation.

>More tweets during shitty performances
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

QUICK LADS WHAT SHOULD I TWEET TO GET ON TV

But they used to chop off in a bizarre way (cutting a big chunk of the middle of the part I). They only got the whole part I rolling when the crowd and the athletes started to disregard the melody when singing the anthem, fucking up the whole thing.

Drop in an Cred Forums meme somehow.

>WHAT SHOULD I TWEET TO GET ON TV
a bomb threat

THAT YOU LIKE PARASPORT!

Mention that constellation curiosity and rekt the presenters up.

Something about Johnny Vegas and Will Bayley.

Sounds like they're singing
>something something something something my erection

Is at the same tier as all normie pop songs.

Dunno why it got so popular outside Brazil tho. Something to do with football, I guess.

'Hannah Cockroft's performance was 'OVER 9000!'

>most popular genre of Brazilian music: Sertanejo
Not funk carioca?

I actually like Nação Zumbi. And I am kinda of a metalhead.

Is this the Brazilian equivalent of Coldplay?

Does Brazil have reggaeton?

I know the song when I googled it.
No idea why. World cup related somehow?

What does "Fora Temer" mean? I assume that guy's going to prison for it, whatever it means.

Can't believe we put a band as bland as them on at London.
At least the Olympics got the Arctic Monkeys.

Depends.

Funk is mostly popular amongst black favela dwellers.

Sertanejo is huge in the countryside, and nowadays it's very popular in all big cities in central Brazil

Snuck a big guy tweet in lads, hopefully my waifu account ends up on national fucking TV

Nationwide, sertanejo wins by a big margin. Funk is only good on Rio-SP axis.

How much do you think Panasonic paid for that product placement? It makes their giant screen look like the organisers just went and bought a really big TV.

Funk carioca is only really popular in Rio de Janeiro

Sertanejo is popular in the entire country, specially in the countryside where most people live.

NICE DRESS!

It means literally "Temer (BR president) Out".

He isn't going to prision, he's just a massive leftist faggot.

Local genres occupy the possible spectre of reggaeton. Forró, pagode, arrocha, technobrega, lambadão, eletrofunk, funk...

Temer Out. Temer is the surname of coupist illegal current president

Muse was in London. And Fat Boy Slim. It was good.

Obviously they did it for some international appeal but it just seemed incredibly lazy.

>coupist illegal current president

>Ipanema

'Big and fat
And drunk as a parrot
The badmouthed bookie from Barnsley
Goes walking and
As he walks
The girls down the street go:
UUURGH! Have you seen 'im over there?!'

-Mike Harding

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Harding

>coupist illegal
Coupist legal at worst.

Time for a fight lol.

Muse too of course, one of my favourite bands even if their newer stuff has lost the plot a bit.

Yeah, Coldplay are literal lift music IMO

>Temer Out

Temer is the current president of Brasil, assuming after Rousseff got impeached. Nobody likes the guy because the general feel is that he backstabbed Rousseff to promote himself.

There was not a single reference to Southern Brazil either.

Then they complain about separatists.

>ignoring illegalities of all levels on coup

>SOUTHERN BRAZIL IS WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE
As memey as Argentina.

>Double skulls rowing
Now that's a proper disability. None of this small hand bollocks.

>supporting the most corrupt govt in Brazilian history

>there's literal petistas in this thread

When did even English chans go to shit to be invaded by them?

Such as? Political judgement done by politicians with political reasons is the way approved by the constitution.

>What does "Fora Temer" mean?

She does anything for a tenner.

Swedish folks looks comfy as fuck!!!

We all agreed that learning disabilities are the biggest meme category of the Paralympics?

This woman's song is really good, but
>Waving your hand to get all the people in wheelchairs to stand up and dance

Yes

>Moving the microphone a foot away from her mouth while the track still had her voice on it

If Vanessa da Mata sings one more song I'll enter Maracanã and kill her with my own bare hands...

>Hues ITT shitflinging over politics

here you go

Can a Brazilbro post a youtube link to that song they played at the closing ceremony of the Olympics when the flame was being extinguished.

That was a really beautiful moment 2bh.

It's actually really nice the people who can walk seem to be having fun with the little dance train, but I can't stop thinking of the ones sitting with no one to push them and going fuck you.

Illegal when no responsability crime

I'm not even sulista, but it was cringey:

>Formation of the Brazilian people
>Indians
>Portuguese
>Blacks
>Japs and Arabs (???)

No mention of Italians and Germans whatsoever.

>no MC Mayara on ceremony

>one bint replaced by a second
Why?

Say this ceremony is pure kino.

>Safety Pins

...is there Punk Rock in Brazil? We used to have that, but in the 1970s.

The constitutional appointed judges already decided there was. The senators.

It's a responsability crime if the Senate says so.

Fuck off to if you want to discuss it better.

youtu.be/6wLuVJvxkYY9ITT-UDL2sQ

they have literally ran out of money, they're just treating the ceremony like a music concert and hired a bunch of wedding singers

there's so many tweets, I guarantee I won't get on TV because I'm using a meme account ;_;

>Vanessa out
>Céu in

They literally ran out of money on this shitfest...

youtube.com/watch?v=XcO2HTLqxMM

The song is called "Pelo Tempo Que Durar", or "As Long As It Goes". Lyrics here: lyricstranslate.com/en/pelo-tempo-que-durar-long-it-goes.html

Really touching moment with a proper song for it.

based

>the more you know

>Céu

Literally who

Dean Buggerley

Judges who supportered illegalites on process and proofs judiciary is also part of the coup

Brazil triforcing on the screens.

...

seriously, why it's not moving

▲
▲ ▲

...the less I care.

If you can hide it well enough, you might. It's not like they're going to read every other tweet from your account.

You could say your favourite moment was wondering what Iran's plan was for the big guy carrying their flag. (Don't mention the other Iranian who crashed with no survivors).

Subtle Japanese build up

it got... disabled

Mengele died in São Paulo, fyi

It's a MPB bitch, only "miçangas" like it.

I literally said

>The best moment has to be Ali Jawad's silver in the powerlifting. He's such a big guy, great for him to get what he deserves.

but there's so many tweets, the chances of anyone getting selected is tiny

Not in rio, only caipiras who live here like this shit here is:

Funk: young people in favela or suburb-semifavela contexts
Samba-pagode: old people in favela or suburb(suburb here = low middle class neighborhood) context and some upper middle class, especially leftists ones, but only samba no pagode in these
Bossanova and mpb: upper middle clas
Rock and foreign music: same to up

If his daughter is severely disabled, then that's a cool story. If she just wants to play a sport for vegetables because she thinks she can beat them, she is going to be sorely disappointed when they don't let her.

easily the best moment of either ceremonies

SHOULD BE INTERESTING!

Is Google sponsoring this shit?

...ah, Snackchat again.

Shiet i forgot about the handover. Gon be good.

Wow, Ukraine, I am surprised. Usually we are shy and awkward around the cameras. Or maybe is just generation that lived in USSR.

They sponsored the Olympics also. Their ads were all over the city.

Oh, when I said "Central Brazil" I meant "far from the sea".

dont give a s.d.o.f about the disabled visiting Brazil. Care about that the suffering peoples

>Solid gold medal
Christ

Will they be going for the Sex Success?

my body is ready

Kek at the forrozinho.

It's not popular in Rio.

I HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVED IN THE SEX

>forrozinho

Is he a player for Chelsea?

>SAMSUNG

Great timing.

Bob Marley

yas;

Yes, let's use Hitler and Mussolini in the Olympics.

LET'S GET TOGETHER!

I am 'para' myself; my scrolling finger is not functioning. Can I get a (you) with the relevant rekt webm?

Kek, could be. Forró is a music genre.
:3

Armandinho...

This is really the "miçanga" games

Lets use Hirohito and bin Laden instead.

How can I have a go in a wheelchair without actually disabling myself, it looks fun.

Wheelchair basketball clubs accept able bodied players at a club level.

Get one borrowed.

STRONG!

youtube.com/watch?v=P8lrm2Rq-mw

Carlos Arthur Nutbag certainly lost his footing on ol' Doc. Sigmund there.

>In 2009 the Ukrainian population in Brazil was estimated to be 500,000 people.
>came to Brazil after having been lured by promises of cheap land with good black soil... Soon after arriving, however, the settlers found that the promises were not kept. They were given plots of uncleared land far away from civilization and weren't given any assistance.
Thanks Brazil.

That bloke was a fucking monster.

He's a big guy.

...

I don't think there is one. Large parts of that race weren't filmed at all, because it's long and they didn't expect anyone to want to watch it. Or maybe they're keeping it hidden because that shit is barbaric.

:^)
Have a (You) on the house.
Not fair.
>peasants receive free land
>complain

>that uncontrollable shaking

jesus fuck give the poor lad a diazepam or something

Paralympic anthem is like something out of the ARIA soundtrack lol

>free = shit

HANDOVER!!!

TOKYO
TOKYO
TOKYO
TOKYO
TOKYO

>Not fair.
Well it as a points system from 1 to 4.5. ABs are a 5.

JAPAN!

Are they booing this guy too?

Japanese national anthem is nice too. Shortest in the world.

Lyrics in English

May your reign
Continue for a thousand, eight thousand generations,
Until the pebbles
Grow into boulders
Lush with moss

Same graphic and recording from the Olympics.

FUCK I LOVE THIS VERSION OF JAPANESE ANTHEM

Here it comes, lads:

I reckon 2020 Tokyo will be like a combination of 2008 Beijing & 2012 London.

I find it kinda dull desu.

La Marseillase is my favourite.

GIMICO!

I WANT TO FUCK THAT CRIPPLE

Puts things in perspective for you NEET Hikikomori 'Wizards', eh?

What's your excuse...?

You guys ever been to Tokyo?

Pebbles do not work that way!

Need webm where para feggit gets rekt and martyred. Impatient now. Please provide.

wat

Japan are too good at these video packages

Not yet, but I'm going to the Olympics

>no Katawa Shoujo

I know Japan doesn't even know the game exists, but still...

Yep, and it can cope easily

the biggest issues I noticed were the lack of bins and that most restaurants (even in tokyo) had no english menus. silly things I know, but they make a difference

I AGREE!

It was not recorded, retard.

Their ceremonies are going to be something else

>the biggest issues I noticed were the lack of bins
Nips take all their rubbish home. The place is spotless.

KANEDAAAAAAAA!

Japan will be a superpower by 2030.

Screencap this.

G-Guys, the light flickered here and I live near Maracanã. Did anything bad happen?
>counting the teeth of a gift horse

You faggots have never seen a camera. Gonna need that webm, and can do without opinions from backward faggot countries.

I'm aware m8, but when the entire world descends on Tokyo they need a way to keep the place presentable

The fucking crash is not recorded, the road races weren't streamed by the IPC, only cameras near the finish away from the crash.

We didn't had anything in english before the 2007 PanAm Games. After that, the whole city looks bilingual, even in remote E.R and public schools everything has a english label.

SP, I have asperger, what sport should I try to go to paralimpic Tokyo 2020?

>ok google now

I'M EXCITED!

Fuck you cunt, go watch NASCAR crashes or some shooting in American school.

I want to be with them.

Page-bob hairstyles. Tight skirts. Fuck-me heels. These qts are the complete package. I am having extremely ecchi thoughts about them.

I do one of those...

Tokyo 2020's opening ceremony will be among the all-time greats, up there with London and Beijing.

What a surprise, another conspiracy to prevent media from being seen by those who, if they rise in numbers significant, can make change. I just want see a dummy inferior get rekt of his stupid Iranian balsa bike.

retard swimming looks easy enough, just pretend you're stupid

Fuck off yank, take a hint from the Ukie and go get shot.

TIME TO REAFFIRM YOUR BELIEF IN THE SEX

Haha, original. I knew a Ukranian dirt pile, but he swam a lot and had a steel body. Wanted to suck his unit, but I don't suck inferior dirt.

I dont even need to pretend

They're dudes you know that right?

hahaha time for shaky jake

>Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the President
OH FUCK NOT AGAIN
>of the Rio 2016 Paralympic Organising Committee
Ah, phew.

I ALWAYS BELIEVED!

>Japan will be a superpower by 2030

US's DoD had better start developing & building mecha.

Japan already has Gundams.

You know your country is the worst country to choose in AoE2, right?

Nuzman acknowlegding the cyclist death and sending condonlences to his family.

Serious question. How many of Ukranian medalists are chernobabbies?

To much bath salts today?

>tfw you will never be peged by an asian robot leg

is gundam an athlete?

>but I don't suck inferior dirt.
Black cocks are superior or what?

Not with that attitude!

>I am Brazilian and I never give up
Thanks Lula

Carlos Arthur Nutbag should just talk aboit the Sex Success.

too*

Will the gendums participate in the paralympics?

>it's raining again
Nothing changes.

I only suck my own dingus. Recycle the cum, stay at optimal test levels.

...

>dude

That's what your dad said about your mother.

When will the SEX SUCCESS happen?

Have you guys noticed that both closing cerimonies were under heavy rain and wind?

Pfff, big deal. Call me, when you will be able to fuck yourself in the ass. Then you can brag about it.

That proper Yorkshire accent from Sir Phillip Craven.

Pathetic fallacy.

Why are all their legs so skinny compared to their upper body? Leg day isn't going to hurt them.

F for respects

That Trump supporter has been ODing on smelling salts.

...from Colombia, if you get my drift.

I want some of that rain :(

Ill fuck your pucci.

?

Opening ceremony of the Olympics also was.

>BR winter

Most of them haven't got working legs? It's impossible to build muscle in legs you can't move

>All these people having to sombrely name the poor Iranian and then totally stammering on his impossible unpronounceable name

All Brits talk the same way desu.

It is never-ending.

so that's what that white stuff on their hands is

It's a term for when weather in literature matches the mood of the plot. So the rain fits the sadness of the closing of both games!

>speaking Portuguese with a Yorkshire accent

Sorry, retards need no apply.

BRAZIL!

That grating Yorkshire accent when pronouncing Portuguese.

lol. need high IQ cock?

We really don't, try understanding a Scouser.

At least it's not Brummie or Geordie I guess?

I don't think he's from Yorkshire. Some other user said he was from Manchester during the opening ceremony, but my guess is Blackburn.

t. non-Manc who lives in Manchester

Also, it's pretty based that Rio de Janeiro is getting the Paralympic award but they never got any award for their regular Olympics.

LEAVING BEFORE TEMER

>scouser

Llwydllynfallwg?

No, just not retarded.

>that's what that white stuff on their hands is
>Recycle the cum

...you said it, I didn't, dingus.

Sheep shagging gobbledegook pls go

His accent is specially fit for carioca-portuguese.
Ah I didn't know :3
:D

HAHA NICE SINGING!

No, Liverpool.
youtube.com/watch?v=POO7RbQlbZ4

>American education.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinal_cord_injury

HAHAHAHAH, noice.

>Yorkshire lad singing in Portuguese
That's something I've never thought I'd see.

Youd have my cock is if wasn't retarded?

>Sheep shagging gobbledegook

If Liar Moron hadn't been an arrogant, conceited dick in his first post-race interview with Channel 4, he would've had my support.

But no.

He could've been cool, but he was just an anus.

WHO INVITED ARMANDINHO?

>Aha uhu, o Maracanã é nosso
I forgot, it seems like ages ago.

>Aha uhu

>explaining something to the high as fuck person

Aha uhu o Maraca eh nosso!

>Singing for literally millions of people around the world while wearing your pyjamas and a dress

Another decent song, though. You Brazilians have great taste in music.

You are trying way too hard bud

Did you even watch him on the last leg? He clearly hated how he acted. He's just a bit of a laugh.

Where are your manners? Invite me to the movie theater first. Maybe you will get some of the cock later.

Oh you got me good. 7/10.

He is comfy af. I wish I could dress like that everyday ;__;

literally looks like he escaped from the local prison

It's hipster music desu.

They missed a trick by not letting him do stand-up with intentionally bad jokes

Just gonna leave this here.

I thought exactly this

God damn hippies

I'M GONNA MISS TOM!

we /joolsholland/ now

GET THE FUCKING DRINKS IN

Top jej

Esperando na Janela is a great song to dance to. Look at all these athletes who learned!

>uhu o Maraca
>Uhu
>Maracas

Is that what they use to fix those shaking instruments when they break?

But he is not black, though.

He's an attention-seeker who loves being a meme and doesn't take anything too seriously. He said if he hadn't become an athlete, he'd have been an actor or a stand-up comedian. He's a fun guy in small doses, but if he gets too big I suspect everyone will get sick of him within a matter of days.

that pretty based how he starts raising his leg when he notices the dude going in for the handshake

F

Let's be clear, it'd be you getting the cock if anyone were to get cock.

It's Saullo, dude...

>BRAZIL IS WHITE
you hue lads sure are funny

wow is that the world famous English banter?
I'm literally blown away here

>Música nordestina

Rio, SP and Sul BTFO

They pretty much are. The Portuguese were at least somewhat white.

No deal then.

Maracanã is actually the name of a parrot species

We like northeastern music here in Rio.
Pls, let's not start a shitfest.

The Mexicans approppriated our maracas tbqhwy

Argentinian team looked white in opening ceremony. Brazilian athletes - mostly mulatto.

Mutual cock receiving? Is that better?

Your mum blew me away last night.

t. Hamish McDonald, 1/256th white

This stuff is shite

>Putting able bodied ginga niggas dancing in front of crippled people.
I liked the music tho, would dance in a club.

>Funk

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS BRAZILIAN MEDIA SHILLING THIS SHITE

Epilepsy show, brought to you by fat are Brazilian Rihanna, Terrance and da Silva

I don't like black girls usually so I'm not understanding my boner.

69? I'm ok with that.

>Literally Some Guy's iTunes: The Ceremony

Why can't I get a qt pretinha? I'm not honoring my portuguese ancestors.

Similar feelings over here my man

Because you're are an autistic manlet weeb cuck.

You want folk music?
It's "catchy" and "urban". In US they are shilling r'n'b hard for same reasons.

>Armandinho

Is he a player for Man City or Leicester?

I would give my kidney for that qt;
I'm none of those, just very very depressive.

I'm going to miss ABLE user.

He's always so cheerful

Everything was okay, but now it is just cringe.

>namefag
>capslock is cruise control for cool
No

I want less music. It's been nothing but music for hours now. Can't you invent the aeroplane or drop the Olympic torch again?

BACK TO THE 2000'S WITH YOU PLEASE.

I like that old funk selection...

>princeeessss please come back to meee

HE'S RIGHT YOU KNOW!

Based old funk

And I'm back to hating this shithole.
Superior euros pls save me

Só love só love

Little Claudio and Cheek best thing of the 2000's music

I'm going to miss all you guys. Thanks for making these Para threads enjoyable

Up next: "Festa no Apê" by Latino

I never trusted him. I felt like he was just pretending to be cheerful, which made me think about sadness. I don't want to think about sadness.

That guy who kept changing the subject to how much he hates Donald Trump seems to have gone, though, which is nice.

>Yet another singer
When does it end?

Salad
Salad
Salad
Salad
Salad
Salad

Wtf is happening now?

>that Só Love feel

and ABLE user is a legend. Put some respkt in his name

>That guy who kept changing the subject to how much he hates Donald Trump
That was weird, he posted like a literal autistic

...

Yeah, "Donald Fart" guy was sure annoying.

Same here. Props to OP Brit.

>All this music
>Still no based Lambada
Time is running out. I'm starting to think they might not play the Lambada AT ALL.

>Gaby Amarantos representing northern music...

South and sertanejofags officially BTFOed

Some overweight negress is singing badly

>lambada
>Brazil

>Maracanã is actually the name of a parrot species

Like the Norwegian Blue?

It'd honestly be better if there was no ending cerimony at all.
Count on us to ruin anything we do decently.

She's miming actually

BRAZILIANS ARE NICE
LIKE TOM!

It is fine so far, I didn't even mind the funk, because they were old and funny.

It was fine until the urban shite happened.

>Lambada is a dance from Pará, Brazil, of African origin[citation needed].
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambada

Wating Ivete says: TIRA O PÉ DO CHÃO VAMOS PULAR! MÃOS PRA CIMA!

That's average weight here in Brazil.

It's good. It's just starting to feel a bit samey when it's nothing but music.

Remember the opening ceremony, where they had those three songs in a loop?

Wtf, living and learning.
>overweight
Low test
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Same here amongst women, doesn't mean she's not fat.

This is a meme singer who's only famous because of a soap opera theme.

Pretty sure it's the clothes that makes her look fat.

It's time to get some sleep, friends. Paralympics were surprisingly good, see ya. Goodnight and good luck.
Amerifag, enjoy your cock and your drugs.

>Low test
I don't even like grills :^)

>hates Donald Trump seems to have gone, though, which is nice.

...guess what:Better start training for the blind football in 2020 Tokyo Para, pal.

And hopefully Hillary will be president before then. Like Liar Moron, Donald Fart is an arrogant subhuman who should die.

Goodbye Ukrainebro.

Sleep well.

Exactly...

night night, f.am

Take care, Ukraine. You guys are alright

Epic banter lad, worthy of the playground.
inb4 you say I like trump, I don't.

SEE YA!

They only remember us when it's time to pay the bills. I'm already accepting that.

To be fair, I was being selective with my facts there.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambada_(song)

>"Lambada" is a song recorded by French pop group Kaoma. It features guest vocals by Brazilian vocalist Loalwa Braz.
>The song in Portuguese is a mix cover of Márcia Ferreira's 1986 hit "Chorando se foi" (lyrics translated to Portuguese) and the Cuarteto Continental hit "Llorando se fue" (first upbeat version of the song introducing the accordion), released in 1984 through the Peruvian record label INFOPESA and produced by Alberto Maravi; both songs were adapted from the 1981 Bolivian song Llorando se fue by Los Kjarkas.

So I'm learning too.

Bad taste in men, he looks gay. Find some manly cripple to drool.

>yfw you realize one of Rihanna's music has really cool lyrics

Who's this bloke?

>he looks gay
He's not, but kek

Goodnight. Congratulations on Ukraine's tremendous success.

Guys, thanks for the ride. As volunteer and comentarist at Cred Forums, I fell grateful for the good times.

BR monkeys, entregamos dois eventos gigantes. Obrigado por compartilharem comigo os momentos :^)

Generic Sam Smith on stage... we're really low on funds

Ukraine bro chose the right time to go imo

Bye :)

Apparently a Brit from some talent show, no fucking clue what he's doing there.

Calum Scott. A new British singer, covered Robyn"s Dancing On My Own, which was the bestselling song of the summer in the UK.

>worthy of the playground

Anything said by Trumpo? Thank you for agreeing.

I saw that woman's name too! The commentators kept calling her Amilova, and I was like, "What the fuck? You're saying it wrong!"

And why the hell is there an able-bodied English person performing at the Brazilian Paralympics?

Cheers bro!

Piercing makes any guy look gay, except pirates.

Sweet.

VEVETA! GOD I WANNA BED HER BADLY SINCE 1999

>Uma bomba sobre o Japão

>like the bomb in Japan, it made Japan grow in peace
Wew

there was also a random ass norwegian dj at the olympics opening cerimony

I have no piercings

I asked myself a similar question when Kygo played in the Olympics closing ceremony. His music video for "Raging" was filmed in Rio, so I guess that's why.

D:

OUT IT GOES!

Just translating the lyrics so you can understand:
>Like that big explosion
>A bomb over Japan
>Made peaceful Japan be born

Thanks m8. I will have many memories. I hope you enjoyed our Olympics and Paralympics, Cred Forums. See you.

Autistic post to reach 500

>The olympic flame went out with water, the paralympic one went out by the wind.

Poetic.

OP here, it's been fun and comfy. See you in four years.

Top kek, I hope nobody outside Brazil noticed it.

GOODBYE SCULPTURE!

...oh, well. Thanx Brazil, it was a blast. I'll miss that cauldron & the kinetic sculpture that looked like a 4-dimensional Mobius strip (when it moved).

Next stop: Pyeongchang (Winter).

I hope to be free by then, but may your life be long and happy :)

THANKS AND BYE!

I wonder where it will go...

Are you the basketball bro too? It's weird how I do genuinely feel like I know some of the people here.

Is this one of her famous songs, or did she pick it specially to trigger Tokyo?

I did! They were amazing. I never really believed they would go full JUST like some people predicted, but I expected more problems than there were.

And so ends Brazils 3-year stranglehold on sport (Confed, World Cup, Olympics, Paras).

Hoped the hues enjoyed it, cause they aint getting shit for another 50 years.

Not even her song, kek

wew time for slags

>Are you the basketball bro too?
The wheelchair player? No, that's not me

Thanks. It's a poem written in 10th century.
It's a fixed form of poem in the Japanese old era, therefore it's short.
Melody was made in 19th century.

We'll get Copa America in 2019.

I really loved how they blew it out. It felt so relaxed. They didn't have to force it to go out with water; it basically just went out on its own because you asked it to, and that's really comfy.

The next years will be so disastrous with the looming economic crisis, hyperinflation and mass unemployment that we won't even have time to miss it.

It's emblematic that the end of these great events coincides with the end of 13 years of Worker's Party rule. It's the end of an era in Brazilian history when we learned to hope and dream, only to have everything crushed again in the end.

>Globo songs

>first American post ITT that isn't a shitpost
>nevermind, it's a shitpost

D'oh. Well, unless I've been getting you two mixed up this whole time, I think he might be gay as well.

Thanks for liking them, user!

Nah, I'm pretty sure he's not m8

>levantou poeira
>handcaped people
Kek

webm maker here. Good job, Brazil. Had a blast.

Take these good feelings with you, be good to yourselves and get hyped for Tokyo!

I'll miss these comfy /para/ threads desu
See you all in Tokyo, have a great 4 years.

T O M
O
M

This part with the love flags and fireworks is really, really nice.

ONLY 1438 DAYS TO GO!

Farewell, Tom!

Thanks Rio, see you in Tokyo

Well, guys. This has truly been a spectacle. The Meme Olympics, and I've loved sharing it with all of you. See you in two years for Pyeongchang and four years for Tokyo.

2024 shall be decided next year.

>Montreal finished paying for it's 1976 Olympics in 2006
>2004 Athens: Legacy? Their Olympic facilities an abandoned wreck. Economy down the shitter
Russia's $51 billion hole in it's economy after 2014 Sochi

>Sochi's cost for it's rail link alone being $9 billion

>Total cost for 2012 London: £9 billion. 6 months ahead of schedule & £1 billion under budget

Like our Olympics/Paralympics, a case of 'Where Did It All Go Right?' Our legacy? Look at the medals tables for 2016 Rio Olympics & Paralympics.

2008 Beijing set the bar high indeed.

I hope 2024 is Budapest. Paris is shit today, Rome is too bankrupt and LA is just shit because it's American.

Budapest would be goat desu.

Didn't Budapest drop out? Or was it Rome?

Tom is nice.

Channel 4's coverage of 2016 Rio Olympic & Paralympic was nice.

NBC is not nice. Justify yourselves, NBC. Justify your right to cover the Olympics.

Hamburg did

We from brazil thank you all for the support, we're glad to had hosted such amazing games... Now it's time to say goodbye to RIO 2016 but an really welcoming hello to TOKYO 2020 in 4 years! Have a good night everyone!

I would love for it to be in Budapest. Hungary's never had the games before, and they routinely finish in the Top 10 in the medal tables. Since Hungarian is such a difficult language to learn (read: absolutely brutal), the riches of Hungarian culture and history are unbeknownst to many. A fresh atmosphere. Let's just hope the IOC agrees.

...indeed.

THANK YOU RIO!
THANK YOU BRAZIL!

It's always sad to say goodbye. But as one door closes, another opens, and as the door to Rio 2016 closes, so opens the door to Tokyo 2020.

Farewell, Rio de Janeiro.

Goodnight!

Paris would be a great place for the 2024 Olympics because everyone knows they could do it, same as London, so there won't be the same fear and nerves as Rio de Janeiro, or the blatant human rights abuses of Beijing, or the raised eyebrows of every World Cup this millennium. Budapest could do it, but there will be doubters, and after all the doubt around these games being shown to be complete and unequivocal bollocks, I don't want to listen to any more pessimism.

Budapest, IstamBOOOM, Lisboa, Mumbai, Bangkok, Cape Town.

romper.com/p/carlos-arthur-nuzmans-sex-freudian-slip-during-olympics-speech-says-what-were-thinking-15884

Will Tokyo Believe In The Sex Success?

I'm pretty sure terrorists would rather want to attack a hyped olympics than an olympics treated the way Rio was in the beginning desu

I love how the Brits in this thread are so supportive of our games, yours were good too! Please close The Guardian too, their pessimism and false reporting is a shame.

This was great! See you all!

Richard Whitehead sums up our love for Rio & Brazil here:

>Filename

...was it good for you?

It must.

London 2012 was GOAT. The pride I felt when I watched our opening ceremony is the pride you felt when you watched yours. I'll be honest: I was skeptical. Hosting not only the Olympics, but also the World Cup, all in two years. Concerns about Zika and unfinished facilities were pumped through the media, but by Jove, you did it. You pulled it off spectacularly and in a way only you could. Thank you for a tremendous Games.

For all the dissing Brazil got in the lead up to the games, they turned out spectacular in every sense of the word. Did you know that at least one world record was broken every single day of track & field?
There were a few missteps overall, but its not like one of the venues suddenly collapsed mid-event. The games, both Olympic and Paralympic, largely went off without a hitch aside from a few bad weather days, the German coach dying, and the poor Iranian.

I only wish the US gave even one half of a damn about the Paralympics and actually showed them to a degree even somewhat comparable to the Olympics. (which even then still has many holes in their coverage)

There is always pessimism. People worried about Beijing and London, and those are often thought of as the GOAT Olympics (at least, that's how I feel about them). People worry about World Cups too.

Copa América 2019, m8. 2015 was supposed to be here instead of Chile but we asked to trade places to not rekt Olympic preparations.

I remember the riots in 2011, and everyone started to doubt us. Fuck opportunist chavs. Scum of the Earth. We were even more committed to delivering a world-class Games, and that we did. Do not listen to naysayers.

Great.

I agree with all of you. I didn't know about the world records, really amazing. I also remember that after the Olympics there was a huge talk about unsold tickets for the Paralympics, then they sold 1.7 million tickets in two weeks and these were the second most filled Paralympics of all time, behind London. No doubt it's a legacy, people are actually talking about the Paralympics and discovering Brazil is actually pretty good at it - people have liked them as much as the Olympics I think.

Biggest colony of Japanese outside Japan.
and there ar elots of Syrians and Japanese. The President is one of them.
Portugal,Spain, Italy Germany = redundancy

Rio 2016 Paralympic Games | Closing Ceremony
youtube.com/watch?v=Tv2QDuibb-g