/epl/

kane, dier dembele injured today

they are going to struggle with the extra games this year

>being drunk on a sunday

Pep will get EXPOSED soon

Don't worry

>implying spurs weren't in europe last year

As it stands, the apocalypse is near, and football (or soccer) as we know it is over. Why, you may ask?

>Tottenham finishes above Arsenal
>Everton finishes above Liverpool
>Man City finishes above Man U
>Leicester is middle of the pack
>Stoke and West Ham are relegated
>A fucking leaf made an /epl/ thread

hate this fucking aids.

swansea being fucking shit.

>not being drunk everyday to numb the pain of living

city have finished above utd for 3 years in a row its nothing new

I'm not drunk, just realised I did it wrong

they rotated most of their team because it was only europa

also went out of the domestic cups in the early rounds

Who's presenting MOTD2 tonight lads?

No doubt it will be a Pep wankfest regardless

How do you filter yank flag OP's?

arab money > kike money

I want to believe you, but who is going to step up and try to win the league?

can't wait for his "first real test"

pic unrelated

>>Tottenham finishes above Arsenal
>>Everton finishes above Liverpool

just no

Darren Fletcher and Roberto Savage

so he only makes money when he's awake?

>>Tottenham finishes above Arsenal
>>Everton finishes above Liverpool

lol no

banter central

>>Tottenham finishes above Arsenal
They didn't last season, they won't do it in your life time.

>>>Everton finishes above Liverpool
happened only like two years ago

What do you think being 'woke' means?

mark "nfl boy" chapman

we finished 2nd two years ago

People thought Leicester had no chance at winning the Premier League lads

GO ON MY SON

>Arsecucks say this bullshit

And it'll come back and bite you on the ass. You'll see.

Liverpool lad

Press aren't all over them yet though because the Pep meme is still in full effect, even though it's Pellegrini's team

What a pointless non-argument. You can't just say anything then defend it with "hurr durr Leicester won the league"

being compelled by the light of yahweh

>*were very, very unlucky not to get a penalty in the liverpool game

fix'd for you again m8

>LRL
>Arsenal fan
Bruuuuuuuuuuv

>spurs fan calling anybody else a cuck

>spud delusion

STEW, HE FELL THROUGH THE BAR

...

>spurs delusion in full force despite finishing 3rd in a two horse race

I dunno who or what a LRL is, but it sounds degenerate.

>le spam le ugly woman le meme

pathetic.

>1-0 win against ten man Blunderland under the management of >moyes
>we're back everyone
>Arsenal who xD

I wouldn't mind it, at least it would be better than City boringly dominate.

What is /epl/ filled with more. Spurs or liverpool delusion? It seems every thread is filled with it.

>the extra games this year
there are none

>LOL SPURS
>LOLS LELEPEOOL CX
>HAHA ARSE

honestly, all plastic, you'll never feel what I'll feel.

See

>liking le hipster non-funny man
>le screeching "U JUST DONT GET IT! HIS RANT ABOUT COFFEE FOR 45MINS IS GOD TIER! IT'S ALL IRONIC!"

I share a board with people who think Stew "I am bitter and angry that 'shit tier' comedians like McIntyre get their own shows, millions of pounds and millions of fans" Lee is funny.

>Shitzien delusion never fucking ends

No lad, I genuinely believe that Arsenal will do this year what Chelsea did last year (10). As long as Tottenham doesn't play like shit this year (they've shown no signs of doing that)
Also Everton has looked good so far, but then again, it's only week 5
You've never finished third in a two horse race

Not even a Liverpool fan, but they played you off the park in your own stadium you fucking mug

arsenal, spurs, and united fans are all far more deluded than liverpool fans

you feel bad mostly because you look like shit m8

>Swansea unironically lost to Liverpool's feeder team

>Stew "I am bitter and angry that 'shit tier' comedians like McIntyre get their own shows, millions of pounds and millions of fans" Lee is funny.

I bet you also think Al Murray is some racist UKIP guy, right? Laughing through bare teeth like the dog you are

Ah the classic comedian argument debate troll

enjoy relegation

That Guidolin has turned out to be a completely shit manager in English football?

bet you bloody love top gear too

gr8 rebuttal m8 8/8. no db8

>he fell for skys manufactured idea of a title race.
wew, cant believe you bought in to that!

Did i say liverpool were not better? No, I said Spurs were denied a stone wall pen. Stick with school lad, you need it!

>It's a Sosa makes a terrible post episode

Disgusting. Filtered.

Oh boy, I wonder which quality poster is outright defending Liverpool right here. I'm not quite sure, but I can smell a mix of shit and smegma....

>Tottenham finishes above Arsenal
MAKE IT HAPPEN

>Everton finishes above Liverpool
Meh, this one's pretty recent. 2005, wasn't it?

lmao liking any premier league team in the first place is plastic
>muh money
>muh sponsorships
>muh big stadiums
>muh top players in every single team
y'all have it easy as fuck

>i-i-it's ironic!
>h-h-he isn't MEANT to be funny!
>The a-a-audience is all in on it!!!!

genuinely don't even remember the pen

mane's goal was onside though

HERE WE GO AGAIN
WERE ON THE ROAD AGAIN
WERE ON THE ROAD AGAIN
WERE ON OUR WAY TO PARADISE

>I genuinely believe that Arsenal will do this year what Chelsea did last year

190kg is a master of bait. He can always get (You)'s with the minimum of effort. So easy.

Yep, now stay mad

2013

think they finished above them in 13/14 in martinezs first year

Oh right.

trip on lad

But it doesn't fit, right now Liverpool are more excited than they have been all season, but that graph has it going down

Liverpool finished second that season lad

>watching a Potato fight Shitzien (also known as Shit Covered Potato) is quite spectacular.

Keep it up Potatobro.

we aint even at the arrow mate, come on!

Wat? No they didn't, Liverpool finished 2nd in 13/14

Deluded fanbases list

1. Liverpool
>It's our year lads
2. Arsenal
>we will win the champs league
3. Tottenham
>we finish above Arsenal this year
4. Man U
>pogba was worth it
5. West Ham
>we're still relevant

POWER GAP

100. Stoke City
>we're shit

>Watford 3-1 Man U

>Jose Mourinho
>De Gea
>Depay
>Mata
>Zlatan
>Rooney
>Martial
>Pogba
>Rashford
>Fellaini's hair
>Fellaini
>extra time penalty
Maybe the current results are memes too?

Why would I be mad? I specifically said Stew is the one who's mad. The fact he goes on for 30min rants about "unfunny" comedians like McIntyre or Lee Mack or whatever shows he's the buttmad jelly one.

>b-b-but it was a joke! he isn't REALLY mad
>he's SUPPOSE to be unfunny
>what? comedians are SUPPOSE to be ACTUALLY funny?
>UGH YOU JUST DON'T GET THE GENIUS THAT IS STEW

haha woops

Actually false this year as Mane and Wijnaldum being much better than expected and Lallana's improved performances means the team is better than we thought it was going to be

Because you come across as very butt flustered

Pretending not to get Stewart Lee is such a shit meme.

Stoke have had some delusion in recent years

WBA are the least deluded team, I don't think they have ever been optimistic apart from that one season with lukaku

I didn't watch United's game, what went wrong?

your year la

>Liverpool
No Liverpool fans say it's their year.

>Arsenal
No Arsenal fan has ever said this, not even in shitposting falseflagging on Cred Forums

>Spuds
They have said this, but it isn't delusion, it's based on fact

>United
Nobody has said Pogba was worth it.

>West Ham
Nobody has said they're still relevant

>Stoke
Stoke are either Top 4 challenger tier or "oh god how do they survive relegation every year" tier.

plus milner is doing better than expected at left back and matip/karius should be an improvement too

Did you watch any of their games under LVG?

Deeney dabbed at the end of the game aswell

>mouyes

True, but to be honest, I get what he's doing, I just think he's shit. I just get easy (You)'s by triggering hipsters on the matter. Try it on Cred Forums, I went in there once and saw a comedy thread, was good fun.

>we

starting to think city might be able to challenge us for the league lads

Yeah

based orcs

Why don't you fuck off you mentally ill retard?

Fuck all of this yid/livershit delusion.

Rooney

The fact that the team doesn't run at all

No coherent attacking plan aside from "do something individually brilliant pls"

Martial absolutely out of form

Rashford nullified on wings

Smalling is shit and doesn't work with Bailly

Etc

Lel really

Good banter

This used to be a really common theme on sp, you could make a post saying you think jack whitehall is hilarious and stewart Lee isn't funny and you'd rake in the yous while starting a massive argument

>tfw bottom of league 1
>Tfw still not won a game this season
>tfw a rugby team from london own our stadium

JUST

...

>500 calorie diet

Jeez dude, not good for you. Just do some exercise and eat normally

>No coherent attacking plan aside from "do something individually brilliant pls"
Not even hoofing it to Fellaini?

>white man going to a black barber

hmm

mouyes is scared to hoof it after Pep made fun of his long ball game against City

Well it was like that, but the team is slower now and Rooney is even worse.

Rashford is still trying though, bless him.

fellaini was playing the deepest midfield role

Literally what did you mean by this? Stop seeing colour everywhere and just enjoy life once in a while what the fuck.

Nope. All the talk of United being tall and physically imposing and Rooney still can't beat the first man with a corner or a free kick.

As much as we hope that it'll be >our year, we know it won't ever be, user.

What if Mourinho is actually past it? how can you be past at not 60 years old as manager when you were the best before

I just can't watch this shit anymore.

He just means that white men go to asian barbers lad.

Liverpool always deliver the entertainment and top bants.

>tfw top 4 guaranteed
>tfw manure just wasted £200 million on flops
>tfw Klopp

pep finished him

someone will come along in a few years and finish pep and the cycle will continue

The poor quality of crosses and corners is another thing I noticed recently, how many players that can make nice crosses reliably are there?

black barbers generally specialise in black hairstyles

Everyone keeps saying he'll get it right soon, but why does that have to be true? He might actually be past it. Chelsea wasnt just a few games.
I see no reason man united will be top 4 come Xmas, never mind seasons end

I got a white barber, although he's a criminal but he sells me clothes for cheap so it's all good

Got 2 legit Lacoste shirts for £30

Bolasie's deliveries have been notably excellent this season

>why does that have to be true?
Because he's Mourinho, he's supposed to be good and know what he's doing.
He's far too young for him to be allowed to be shit because he's senil.e

Mouyes is outdated, everybody is wise to his bullshit and he hasn't evolved the way he plays at all. Same problems Benitez had, just running 4-5-1 and hoping what worked in 2007 will work now

This is a joke, right?
>Liverpool
See >Arsenal
That's not what my IRL Arsenal mates say
>Tottenham
I wish
>Man U
Watch for the next time Man U loses. The Dutch user will make a thread about how shit they are, and Man U fans will defend Mourinho and Pogba
>West Ham
Half of the West Ham fans I know think they're top 4

>someone will come along in a few years and finish pep

milner is quite good at it

And his name is Eddie Howe

RVLP is a pretty decent crosser of the ball desu.

Unless Pep is the next Ferguson.

pep already flopped in germany

Maybe there is a reason why Sir Alex Ferguson got ride of Pogba in the first place after all...

no, it's over

>Unless Pep is the next Ferguson.
We will see after X-mass.
He'll either get destroyed or turn into Fergie (PEPrgie?).

really made me think

It's because he's a senile alcoholic.

probably because he can't play in a 4-4-2 which was fergusons main formation

really makes me brain tick

m8 he made carrick look like xavi in his last season

how did pep finish him?

mouyes btfo pep in his last year at barca

Pep can't be the next Fergie because he burns out after 3 or 4 years every time

i've barely watched pogba play football but isn't the classic english run up and down type?

seems like he can only play well in a 3 man midfield

Considering Pogba is worth £90m, how much would a prime Scholes/Lampard/Gerrard cost now?

it's been 2 year since I havent been here....

Are you that city fan from israel?

You now remember Aston Villa.

gerrard 150
lampard 120
scholes 70

>israel
nope never been there

I constantly forget that Di Matteo is their manager.

i know you're a palestinien... times fly.

I remember you were one of those people i liked here.

They played Ipswich yesterday, 0-0

I hope they go down again

I don't think the transfer fees will get much higher than pogba's. I think even top, top players won't go for much more than £100m

I don't know what you're talking about now

Wouldn't even be mad

what about me?

>I don't think the transfer fees will get much higher than...

i hear this every year

>"""""earns"""""

As long as China and America aren't mostly football fans there are huge possibility of growth for football, and this includes transfer fees.

aw man you still here? wtff lol
Im just passing by btw.. I just wanted to see how this place is doing..

I remember your city threads those were fun.

nvm wrong person i guess

Not sure how much longer he will be if they stay in the bottom half desu. Managers get sacked for a lot less in the Championship.

This just devalues any Man City success

All of City/Chelsea/United success is devalued

Well Ronaldo was about 100 million too wasn't he? That was 7 years ago. I think the average transfer fee will get higher, there will be more 30 and 50 million players going back and forth but +-100 million will be the limit for a player when using risk assessment, i think

where you been all this time?
yeah i'm still here, can you believe Cred Forums thought they could run me off this board? lel
i still make city match threads and eternal city threads

To different extents though. The sheer wealth of Mansour is ridiculous

>Manica got found guilty

Top kek.

The first £100m is already out here. It won't be any of the 'usual' suspects because MSN have no reason to leave to any other team. My guess will be Greasemann if he does well this year. Maybe Lukaku if he carries on what he's doing.

nope because there's buying smart (City way) and buying like a retard (manure/chelshit way)

Hate these pointless arguments about money ruining football. Look up how Preston won the first ever title.

Pogba's not old enough to be considered senile

>Poleaboo's guilty
Proofs

he has zero discipline so isn't effective in a two

dybala to madrid is my guess

>>Manica got found guilty

source

also found guilty of what

Please don't tell me that you actually believe a black player's age.

>where you been all this time?

life hit me hard, i cant spend my time on the internet anymore.. and I dont enjoy Cred Forums anymore. lol

his blog, he got slapped with a fine, that's it. £300 fine, which he's paying via £10 a week or month or some shit it seems.

Then something about his laptop has stuff which would get him v& on or some shit. He says he needs to get it back. So if I wasn't lazy, I'd report that fact to the police, get it investigated as it obviously has bad shit on it.

Didn't Dybala have issues with getting banned and carded a lot? That'll push his price down. £100m will probably come for a 16 year old who scores 25+ goals for 4 seasons in a row.

someone needs to find that scottish guy who keeps reporting him then.

>your life will never be as big of a mess as manica's

good feel

good for you, this is a shithole

Think that's a Brit/feel/ user.

Whenever I feel sad, I geniunely think about tripfags and gimmickfags on Cred Forums and decide my life isn't so bad. Shitzien, 190kg, Manica, Algerian. I just shrug and get on with it. See, right now, Algerian is samefagging himself via proxy.

stay paranoid

>£300 fine spying girls shitting and showering
What a sad world we live in

fuck off I'm not as bad as that lot

i got to go... see you in 2 or 3 years maybe lol

>mfw is the best league around my area

>He thinks football transfers aren't a false economy
>He doesn't know that players constantly need to be sold to balance the books and not crash everything down
>He thinks players are still sold and bought based on ability and not hype and hype alone

Top fucking kek.

>a 16 year old who scores 25+ goals for 4 seasons in a row

So someone that doesn't exist unless he's an African and stays 16 for 4 years? Players don't score 25+ goals a season, they barely even score 20. Why would you put any effort in when you're getting £150kpw for the next 5 years regardless and if you really need to be moved on it won't make a difference because they'll give you £150kpw too because the club needs to keep bandwagoners happy.

I wish I could say it wasn't, but once again, like always, as soon as their hand was in the pie they thought "Oy vey, how can I absolutely destroy this while making myself maximum profit?". I would offer you to prove me wrong, but you simply can't.

We all know you use proxies, retard. Denying it is just pathetic.

I think he played the 'im autistic and mentally retarded' angle.

Nah I mean a 12 year old who scores 25+ goals a season and then turns 16 and gets snapped.

see you then

Goodnight, lads.

Shoutout to all the Cred Forumsartans who died/an heroed.

Must be sad talking to yourself. So fucking transparent.

RIP madkem

thanks

>shitzien is a shitfucking, shitposting ghost

It all makes sense.

stay paranoid

if anything that should make less sense!

rip l1f

Well you're Irish, so it's not like your kind are known for logic..

>Oh no la, da poh-tat-toe famine has hit
>REEE FUCKING ENGLAND REEEE
>Okay chaps, have some corn, now a good idea would be to plant it and
>*MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH* FUCKING ENGLANDERS REEEE IRELAND IS FREE FREE FUCKING SCUM YOU KILLED US ALL

whats got you say rustled today, m8?

oh my gosh please stop postng

MOTD2 thread:

Just friendly banter, lad.

>being so uneducated you can't refute my humour chevrons

Paddy Detected.

This is a really bad gimmick.

michaeljordan_stopitgetsomehelp.gif

What do you think of Slimani to Leicester? Him linking up with Mahrez should make you guys favourites for the AfCON this year

Didn't l1f genuinely die, he was a pretty chill dude.

tripfags back then were entertaining at least, now it's just pathetic desperation, you won't get the quality of somebody like Purgatory or Skrtelpower anymore

>people unironically take over-simplification greentexting seriously

What happened to this board?

Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue

very excited but its always a gamble with the afcon
still im cautiously optimistic

What are these threads about? Pardon my newfagness

Define 'quality'. Because by your logic, anybody who is a regular poster and contributor on this board can slap on a trip and will be 'quality'. Since, by your definition, the current ones are shit.

back peddling gets you no where m98

heh... too easy. you'll learn, kids, you'll learn.

I genuinely lol'd at it la don't worry about those gingers

>i was only pretending to be retarded

baka, you dont have to pretend m9

Neither does always being the victim, but your kind are back to back champions since Cromwell.

>I wasn't 'pretending' to be 'retarded'

Yes, something tells me you werent pretending alright.

>Skrtelpower
Guy posts on reddit now and is the most normie possible, he asks for gifts of shit like him painted as masterchief saving that fat bitch from game of thrones

Stop being so autistic around me.

lol

>if I say 'pretending to be retarded', I win

>Pathetic. I wasn't 'pretending' to be 'retarded'. I was simply over-simplifying history in order to get (You)'s. That's not being retarded, that's me playing off the fact people take this board super serious.

>As I said, pathetic. Don't reply. I've had my fill of your cheap (You)'s.

Kek, he deleted it, the mad man

Bah. You're not worth the low quality (You)'s you provide. Deleted it. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to enjoy the damage control of United in MOTD2. Without JJ, it'll be full fellatio mode.

>pooney

>fellaini

>running away on Cred Forums

lel

haha you're actually crying

>That gold hoop earing

what a shitbag

ha, nicely spotted. Have to say, Peps a lot more likeable when he speaks english

I'M NOT CRYING.

YEAH? WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE STRENGTH TO RUN, POTATO IS OF HIGH CARBS.

>300,000 a week

I did an autism last night when Pep did his presser. Addressed questions in Spanish and then one in English, and there was no umming or ahhing. I'm useless when speaking in a different language... stopping to think
>'ow you say?'
But Pep just spoke comfortably

>I did an autism

kek what a numpty

Is Kane a one-season wonder, la's?

two.

Everton above Liverpool has happened sooner than Spurs above Arsenal m8.

Last two digits of my post = how many more days until Mourinho gets sacked

how bad is it you reckon

mane's goal was a mile onside especially compared to spurs shit goal

and liverpool should've had a pen from the corner but the ref decided to warn them instead because he was a fucking cunt

i think have everton had the easiest start out of every team in the league

Not
>*de gay

Trevor Sinclair has just come out with the biggest pile of bullocks I thought he was shit posting. That pasta where rooney is so old he plays gk is coming true. He just said rooney should play number 4 aka the playmaker. What the actual fuck lads.

Was listening to a podcast today and some scouse lad was complaining about people taking the piss out of scousers by putting la at the end of sentences on facebook.

Good to see its rustling them desu la

Most people aren't arsed lad

what the fuck happened to stoke city?

perfectly decent mid-table side last year, utter shit this year

>mobile.twitter.com/YourMCFC/status/777627338875994112

>Can City win the Quadruple?

>Wew....What the fuck....

Mark Hughes

Post your top 4 (in no particular order).

>Man City
>Chelsea
>Liverpool
>Arsenal

City
Liverpool
Arsenal
Everton
Not even joking

He'll get off lucky with this one I think, a month max

Lestah
Arse
Spuds
Man c

Good lad
Let's hope Shinji keeps applying himself astutely and gets some rotational game time at least.

In order:
Shitty/
Spuds
Arse
Slip

Spurs
City
Liverpool
Everton

Spurs
City
Arse
Liverpool

wow, lot of people are rating Spurs higher than I expected

Man City
Chelsea
Arsenal
Everton or Liverpool

>Man City
>Chelsea
>Everton
>Arselel

*dabs*

Kek, imagine how annoyed Pogba must've been

>did you see that score D

No Butland to cover up our shit defence and no Afellay bossing the midfield.

I still don't get Hughes persisting with Given.

Also wasn't aware Afellay was that important.

i love trans lads

Of the other keepers available, Haugaard has been at fault for a goal in every game he's played and Grant has come on loan from Derby with a reputation for howlers (though I think he might come into the team this week.) Considering we had arguably the best provision of keepers in the league two seasons ago (Begovic, Sorensen, Butland) it's a disappointing state of affairs.

Afellay would have been POTS last year, had he not got injured. Took him a while to settle, but once he got moved off the wing into the centre he was great. Strong tackler, always available for the pass out of defence, never wasted the ball. Obviously you can prove anything with statistics, but he was frequently the player with most passes (total, forwards, in opposition half) last season and usually with 95%+ accuracy, even against the bigger teams.

Bit late la

>The state of Bailly

Kek

twitter.com/beardamendi/status/777507202126974980

>All the people falling for the Everton are good meme because they had a ridiculously easy start

Wew lad

>spend £150m less than City
>only 2 points behind them

lel

I have 200 words left for something I have to hand in in half an hour. Wish me luck ragazzi

>muh money

They're just so much better than they were under Martinez. It's an impressive level of improvement regardless of the fixtures desu.

And people are saying they're gonna finish 2nd-3rd because they beat Boro and West Brom, it's hilarious how knee jerk people are. They'll finish 6th-7th

Funny thing is they still only have one difficult game in their next five

People are kneejerk about everything all the time.

I dunno why the Everton thing is specifically troublesome for you, not an ABE are you lad.

what part of everster are you from lads

Lads.

LADS.

>poonited

because SAF is a total hack LMAO

>implying Chinese money isn't the new thing

>Mouyes

Maybe they should try a Chinese manager as well desu.

Also someone should tell Tony that he looks like a snooker player in that waistcoat.

I think RDM needs a bit more time.

They've played well and got unlucky in the past. Now they're playing shite but getting lucky.

Shouldn't consider sacking a manager until at least November 2bh

>implying Di Matteo isn't Chinese

Depends on the manager, especially in the Championship. Though I'd agree that it's best to give RDM time.

What's changed though? In the first half against Huddersfield, Villa were the best side I've seen so far this season.

Half of their 1st team is out injured

Tschibola hasn't played in a while. He's a solid midfielder and that's where they're really lacking.

Someone on twitter said Burnley were 17th at Chirstmas so I'm not losing too much hope. It's at least better than last season so things can only go up from here.

also this

Pretty sure Burnley were in the top 6 nearly all last season desu.

theguardian.com/football/2016/sep/19/joey-barton-believes-remain-rangers-talks-mark-warburton

what is his fucking problem?

Chinese owners go crazy with the money, because they want to impress the Glorious Leader.

I've treid searching it

can't find a site that shows tables at a certain date

Why the fuck does that not exist?

He's a knob that's what

It does m8, statto.

statto.com/football/stats/england/league-championship/2015-2016/table

There's a dropdown menu at the top left corner of the table to select a date. I might be about to make myself look stupid with this since I said Burnley were in top 6 all season without checking.

found another one from a rotherham site for some weird reason

You were basically right. I must have meant 'Ull.

Reminder that another international break is less that 3 weeks away

...

wait the other one said that Hull were like second

I don't know anymore. Maybe that guy on twitter was just retarded

Calling it here pardew will draw pepE

Disagree

What did he mean by this?

Missed MOTD2 last night lads, did they tear Rooney a new one?

Nah, they said he was a really exciting young prospect for the England squad

Any Stoke fans here?

As a QPR fan, would you rather I say "I told you so", or be genuinely sympathetic to what Hughes has done to your club?

Either way, I hope the chairman had the foresight to put some relegation clauses in those huge big name contracts.

The warm mid-week kick-off comfiness of the Championship is better than the cold pit of despair that is the bottom 5 in the EPL. Getting promoted is more fun than avoiding relegation. Won't you join us?

Will United manage to beat the foxes?

>you now remember barton being burnley's best player last season
What an implosion.

>as a QPR fan
Is jimmy off then

No. Mou had better do something soon.
4 games left til the International break.

>International breaks

The absolute worst thing desu senpai.

>the belgium poster who pretends every belgian in the prem is the best in their position

Fellaini > Swinestiger Schiderlin Herrera

>these filters still exist

Nah. I was at the Newcastle game, and trust me, it was beyond absolutely fucking dire. Probably as bad (if not worse) than the worst performances of the Hughes fiasco. Every single thing went wrong.
He was just naive I think. He only managed in League 1 and for a short time at that, so he's never faced what's probably a mid-league EPL team before. He set up too defensively thinking he could park the bus and maybe grab a 1-0 win, but Newcastle just smashed right through. Defending from the front would have been better (our first choice striker was injured tbf) and wiser, but he just shat the bed tactically. It was mostly his fault (a couple of the players were shite too), but hopefully he's learned from it.
As for Huddersfield, they are top of the league so in context, 2-1 isn't too bad. He's saying that it wasn't the reaction he hoped for, but you're not going to turn it around in 3 days after getting well and truly battered at home. 2-1 is respectable.

Sacking him would be beyond stupid. He's a young manager with young players, it's a new era for the club, we're settling into Championship football for the long run, the club is finally healthy again after a painful few years, etc. He's got the license to lose a few games, it's fine. I'd like him to stay for at least 3 years.
I hope Les and the board see it the same way.

Anyone know the full extent of what Gazza said to the black security guard?

Where will Mourinho go when he gets sacked for the 3rd time in a row?
PSG? Porto? Valencia? USMNT®?

the stupidest thing is that cuck, the most cancerous of all the filtered words, got reinstated

Why does the word "cuck" offend you so much, cuck?

>2-1 is respectable

It is as a scoreline, but the performance was pretty poor desu.

Anyone who unironically uses the word cup probably owns 3 fedoras, two trenchcoats and still lives with their parents

Yeah, but it was better than the Newcastle game. There was at least a bit of movement off the ball, some sustained pressure going forward, a bit of control in midfield. It definitely felt like they were addressing the obvious problems. We were the weaker side, but we didn't get bent over again.

Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ 3h3 hours ago

WATCH: Referee mistakes and defensive errors cost @ManUtd, says Jose Mourinho: skysports.tv/4WvxMI #SSNHQ

Does making up excuses for being shit count as mind games?

No. You should always talk about refereeing errors in games you weren't involved in, otherwise it just looks like weakness.

cos we're english lad. say it out loud, it sounds ridiculous. we have better words than yanks for pretty much everything except that. bet you call people bro.

>roonlet

he's guaranteed the FA cup then. Meme magic still runs through his veins.

shit

Says the cuck

Anyone who gets offended is probably sitting in the shed wiping tears from his eyes, getting beaten up by his wife's son, reading the guardian and smirking to the sounds of his wife choking on BBC in the house.

You have no idea how much an FA cup win would mean to Villa fans

For many it's the only trophy they've never seen them win

For the rest of us it'd be the first trophy we'd see them win

t. someones mothers basement

No one gets offended by it. It's just your new way of saying faggot without saying faggot because you're literally the most unoriginal person in the universe

You're clearly insecure about something here
Have you been cheated on before? Is that what's bothering you?

/epl/ is so much better when man u are shit

No, it's just an overused word.

This. The word is in mainstream media now because Cred Forums is so unoriginal. Fake twitter account clones with pepe avatars calling everyone a cuck. Strange little men.

You are insufferably autistic.

That doesn't explain why you're so angry about it. Lots of words are overused.

Are your parents divorced? Have you often found yourself rejected by women who instead go for the men close to you?

And you're a cuck :^)

I'm not angry about it, I'm apathetic to it.

Why are you angry about people being sick of the word? Is it because Cred Forums hasn't invented a new meme for you to post on your shit Cred Forums says facebook page yet?

>Why are you angry about people being sick of the word?
Lel, quite the opposite. I love how much people hate it. That's what makes it so fun to use.
What you fail to understand is that the more you fight it and the angrier you get, the more you'll get hit with it. It's classic playground tactics. You're not going to win by arguing. You're not going to win by ignoring it. You're not going win by embracing it.

Please have sex

>Jeremy Helan set to retire at 24 to concentrate on being a Muslim
lol?

I'm at work

Being a Cred Forums mod is not work.

>Anyone who gets offended is probably sitting in the shed wiping tears from his eyes, getting beaten up by his wife's son, reading the guardian and smirking to the sounds of his wife choking on BBC in the house.
That whole part reads like you're typing out a sexual fantasy. Is there something you want to tell us?

If you see someone posting something so stupid that it's obvious they are just fishing for (You)s then don't reply. If you really can't help yourself and absolutely have to reply, consider suicide.

Was he a muslim before spending a season at Wolves?

I'm pleased to see that nearly everyone from the PL campaigns have left QPR and Fernandes finally knows what he's doing.

That was a completely cancerous time for your lot.

>he thinks the mods like "cuck"
That's probably why they filtered it, right?

Yes
I get off all over your girlfriend's face.

...

The only things I remember him for are avoiding a red after getting booked twice against Huddersfield and skying the last chance Wednesday had in the playoff final in May.

wew lad

Personally I use the word cuck, and I'm mad as hell at you for having grown up your whole life socially retarded and still having the gall to be yourself on an anonymous image board. Hasn't that been bullied out of you yet?

>retiring to concentrate on religion, says he's disillusioned with his career in football
>going to Saudi Arabia
The authorities are being irresponsible if they're not keeping an eye on him.

>black
why are they so easily manipulated lads?

waiting for anime reaction image

>no uni
>no work

what should I do tomorrow lads? i want to be productive as fuck

what can you do on uni break/no work that you usually can't do? I think I'll start by cleaning out my fish tank

anything else?

genuine racism makes them untrusting of mainstream authorities and they seek out fringe groups

I was at that game, the ref gave him a yellow for diving as the first one but wrote down the wrong number in his book I think.

read a recipe tonight, cook it tomorrow

>It's true that Inter Milan wanted me [for €85m], but I wanted to stay here.

- Milner

> I enjoy hugging my players

- Klopp

>Messi is on a table on his own. No-one else is allowed. But the table beside, Kevin can sit there.

- Pep

> There is a lot of testosterone flying about, it’s an awful relationship...

- WH official on Olympic stadium and their home fans

>Could you talk for a minute?
>After 25 years what the fuck more do I have to tell you guys

- Totti

4/10, made me reply

what's going on with Andros Townsend's hair? I know he was balding, but it looks like he's had a micro pigmentation

tattoo

I like this idea, thank you

thetimes.co.uk/edition/sport/united-players-shock-at-mourinhos-treatment-of-injured-shaw-vxmlvm8q9

it begins

lel thought mark hughes wrote it for a sec

pic?

...

injured ass bitch

redcafe.net/threads/mourinho-2016-17-performances.421799/page-9

>As a fanbase this is what we wanted so we give him at least till Christmas.

kek

>As a fanbase this is what we wanted so we give him at least till Christmas.

Are the Eternal Arsenal threads satire? I honestly can't tell half the time

Probably about half delusion and half WUMs desu. That's the standard mix on club forums anyway.

funny thing is majority of them were shitting on him until Pep was confirmed to City

cheers lad, top stuff. really enjoying that thread.

how much do you think the admins on redcafe get paid

>Man City, Everton, Tottenham over Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Man U
Are the good guys, dare I say it, winning?

1/infinity pogbas

Something I seriously don't get is why the rags are playing that 4-2-3-1 formation, it's throwing the players in a system, rather than system for the players. They've got the personnel for a straight fucking 4-4-2.

Valencia -- Smalling -- Bailly -- Shaw

Miki-whatever -- Pogba -- Herrera -- Lingard

----------- Martial ---------- Rashford ----------

Rotate Rooney/Zlatan as a striker, Mata/Schniderlin/Blind/Fellaini midfield, whatever else in defence.

Not exactly hating this though, as a City fan, they're fucking shite.

>he does it for free

>arabs
>scousers
>jews
>good guys

Yes, the evidence is right there.

Most people who are deluded Liverpool "fans" here are just ABL posters trying to get guaranteed (yous)

youtube.com/watch?v=qXHPetJ2h_w

Seriously though, what is up with Rooney getting worse in every game but still starting the next one?

Customers love brands like Rooney LTD.

is that a west country accent?

KEK

>14 seconds in
>he's blaming Fellaini

I can't even force myself to watch the rest of this desu.

I love this guy

yes

>West country accent

Can they ever not be their stereotype?

Contact clause

youtube.com/watch?v=_itZ4_cw498

This one is gold, Rooney BTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=lbtgs4LZkLM

they can't leave the Indonesian potato snack ambassador out can they?

>tfw you created the calling united fans customers meme

flippy u here m8?

turn your proxy off so I can blow you the fuck out some more

nice one m8 its goat

You didn't create shit. You just stole the meme from the poor german anons in the bundesliga threads.

That's my meme m7

kek

What went wrong lads and ladettes?

I thought Katrien Meire started this one desu.

like that the flip came back to gloat preseason and now actual football is being played has had to go back into hiding where he belongs

i created bayern customers too

this was about as funny as your dead nan

Rooney's shit, but he's still the captain, he won't play rotation. And neither will Zlatan, he's worth too much to put on the bench

Miki-whatever is injured

Bravo (Romero)

Shaw, Blind, Bailly, Darmian (Smalling, Rojo)

Depay, Pogba, Herrera, Juan Mata (Schneiderlin, Mkhitaryan)

Rooney, Zlatan (Martial, Rashford)

He's basically a white Yaya Toure, he has amazing work rate, he can thread a pass, he's big and physical, and strong in the tackle. He reads the game well and gets himself into good defensive positions, and, unsurprisingly at 6'4", he's great in the air. Just imagine trying to play against a midfield pairing of Matic and Ramires, even if outnumbered they're just going to run the opposition into the ground with their work rate, and unlike Ramires Matic also has the poise to play quick and incisive passes to the forward players. Someone like Hazard is going to explode even more with Matic behind him. Equally the improved defensive shielding that will be provided will allow more freedom to the creative three, making it even harder to play against Chelsea.

No no you're thinking of Stephen Ireland

If Rooney plays against Leicester I'll expect him to play all season and thus I'll expect United to struggle for top 4 and already count them outta the title race. If Mou doesn't drop him now he never will.

Man City
Liverpool
--gap--
Chelsea
Arsenal
Tottenham
United
Everton

Chelsea are not getting top 4 lmao

>Everton finishing below United

>games played
>5

Look at the state of yourself

Everton are better than Manure

FACT

>Chelea top 4

nah m8

>mourinho blaming Michael Oliver for the loss

What a pathetic cunt. Maybe he should look at Pogba and his other misfiring billion pound signings before pointing fingers elsewhere.

>he rates Liverpool
>Chelsea in top 3
>Arsenal ahead of Tottenham (which would be OK if they sack Wenger, otherwise no)
>United above Everton

Get a load of this guy

are you the australian who keeps calling koeman elite and muscular

Who will have the balls to drop Rooney first, mouyes or big Sam?

>>Arsenal ahead of Tottenham
you literally cannot argue this one

He is

and Gueye is handsome and intelligent

It'll never happen until he retires

whatever manager comes after mouyes

Big Sam doesn't need to drop him for ages since England have already played their hardest game for two years. So I'm going to say it will be whoever the United manager is next season.

Big Sam's post match eulogising of Rooney after Slovakia ranks among the weirdest and strange observations I've ever seen from a manager, he literally said he can't tell Rooney what to do. So probably Mou.

Gueye is handsome and elite tbf. Senegalese are probably the most handsome African race.

how's drinking fosters and getting bitten by random creatures working out down under

Sounded to me like Big Sam was testing the water to see how the media would react.

>Man City finishes above Man U

They've finished above United 3 seasons in a row now.

Is Gareth Barry like part german or something?

Most english lads lose most of their hair, look gaunt and start showing signs of dementia by the time they hit 33

Rank best value to worst value

What does it matter? City's money doesn't come from cash injections from the shiekh anymore, otherwise UEFA would give them trouble.

i don't drink alcohol and the bites just itch for a few minutes

What site is this?

Also 4, 2, 3, 1, 5

williams>mustafi>stones>bailly

matip unranked i havent seen enough

maybe move williams down if you take age into account

Matip
Williams
Must
Stones
Bailly

i cry about Ashley Williams.

squawka.com/comparison-matrix

>stat babbies

Thanks lad

Neither will Liverpool

Arsenal fans don't know it but they need to finish behind spurs to begin getting rid of the route called wenger. It'd be the best thing to happen for them for the last decade.

this

they celebrated like mongs when the finished 2nd last season not realising it's only prolonging the mediocrity of wenger

Rot *

They're constantly watching who's behind them, never looking forward and thinking hang on, we could be winning this league. Idiots.

They basically live to finish above Spurs. How pathetic is that. No ambition as a club.

It's the... custom.

...

Is this guy literally retarded? What's his problem?

>accurate and detailed statistics that reflect what actually happened in the game are useless
>players should be judged on whether i want them to be good or not

Yes, please leave him alone.

Are you literally retarded? He's obviously autistic as fuck.

Yes...? He is literally retarded yeah.

Autistic? That's a.. that's a type of retardation, right?

West Ham
City
Tottenham
Arsenal

>literally and unironically conceding 4 to a pulis team

Yeah pretty much.

>that amazing feel when west ham get relegated in the olympic stadium along with sunderland and stoke

Objectively the perfect relegation scenario.

>red and white stripes and claret and blue teams getting relegated

loving it desu, these unoriginal cunts need to fuck off

I don't know la.. My dad is uniroically a /lifelong/ Wet Spam supporter (started supporting them when he was like 10), and although it's funny seeing them going full JUST after their new plastic FC stadium I still don't want my dad to commit sudoku or anything.

If they scrape by I'll be happy.

>not supporting the same team as your dad
scum

>norwegian west ham lifelong

literally why

Is it too early to judge Pogba?

It's a pity Orient collapsed after looking like they might actually make it into the second tier a few seasons back.

It would be incredible if they were in the same league.

He never forced it onto me like a fucking scumbag and let me make my own decisions. Parents like yours are the reason religion is still a thing.

I think my granddad went to London once or twice and he brought back some West Ham shit with him and gave it to my dad.

>dad supports west ham
>decide to support chelsea

You both need to commit suddoku

nope this is Cred Forums, he didn't even need to play a game it was already fair to judge him

he's a total flop, absolute waste of money, the dabbing dark chocolate 100 gorillion grant leadbitter

>Parents like yours are the reason religion is still a thing.

>goes to london
>brings back a WEST HAM shirt

kek so your granddad hated your father then

>choosing to never experience the joy of celebrating a win with your dad
you literally elected to miss out on a great part of the magic of football lad. feel sorry for you.

>Parents like yours are the reason religion is still a thing

le tip

Bit of a crossroad. On one hand he should definitely have made some sort of impact on the field at all, but then again it's literally been 5 games. Pressure keeps increasing though, if he doesn't improve soon it'll be a complete failure. Just imagine what could've happened if Carragher didn't deny Torres a goal in his Chelsea debut.

not when he is the most expensive player in history. Obviously he has plenty of time to prove himself but for the price you expect a player that makes his team mates better and impact every game and so far he's looked anonymous and disoriented. Every other expensive player has been subject to higher scrutiny

>not singing We've got Payet with your dad

>5 games aren't enough to judge a
>for the price you expect a player that makes his team mates better and impact every game
Shitposting aside, this makes no sense.

your flag is like a hot cross bun, nigga. lmao

Pretty sure that's two different people with two different opinions there L.

not sure who you are disagreeing with but if higuain had played 5 games at juve looking completely invisible juve (and other) fans would already be shitting on him and questioning his price. The guy was even being questioned before playing because he looked fat

Yeah, the first part of the post wasn't supposed to be there, but deleting it's pointless.

This sentence is wrong.

so's your mum

Pogba is Balotelli playing as a midfielder.

don't insult people's mothers.

>already being drunk

Does Balotelli dab?

Luke Shaw was INJURED when Watford scored - but Jose Mourinho still blamed his left-back

The meltdown begins lads

so bored of the dab meme lads

lmao, just wait until Pogba starts scoring

This tbqh. We need more memes up in this bitch.

Anyone know how I can remove sound from a WebM? VLC is being a cunt.

God I hope I'm not on this site in 2018

I unironically want it to happen to see the shitposting on Cred Forums. Could be close to Torres-tier if it's a winner in a big game.

fuck 'im

>Man Utd

>black man does black man things

how is this news

>man tries to shag

how is this news

was this funny enough in your mind to be worth the time posting it

literally lmao the club

good post

MUFC IDF out in force today.

shut up, black

lol triggered

bad post
bad post

mouyes.

New throd

>triggered

literally the new "u mad"

grow up fuccboi