OFFICIAL JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS @ SAN DIEGO CHARGERS PRE-GAME/GAME THREAD: There will be Dragons

White Hot Sunday (85 degrees) in San Diego!

What'll it be today? Will the sinking Chargers look to prove last year's pathetic season was a fluke with elite plays by Philip Rivers and co? Will Blake Bortles and the Jaguars prove that this is their breakout year and show their fangs? Or did Toilet Bowl 2016 come early this year?? Either way: expect Dragons, I've got a funny feeling about today.

Get in here Chargers, get in here Jags!

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Wheres my favorite Aussie Chargers fan?

Fuck the Chargers. Vote NO on Prop C.

Fuck you faggot

who /sandwich/ here?

/pubsub/ here

beef sandwich here it's great

Just made a big meat sandwich from a big loaf of french bread from walmart. Waiting for the game to start to take my first bite

checking in

San Diega here. I live near downtown San Diego. Prop C will fuck us over because we will definitely lose Comic Con for some shitty new stadium for a shitty football team. That land can be used to build affordable housing and housing for the poor.

Voting yes, fuck you

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>chargers lose the toss

IT'S OVER


Who /noexpectations/ Here?

>Empty seats all over Qualcomm Stadium
>Chorgers home opener
Why should I vote Yes for a new stadium again?

J/a/cksonville reporting in! Good luck!

WHO /904/ HERE???? DUVAL TILL WE DIE!

/riverside/ reporting in

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TYBG

THAT GAY ASS CHORGERS DISCO THEME REEEEEEEEEEEE

Based Jags going to win it

Kill yourself

TYBG

REEE TAKE GORDON OUT OF THE GAME HE'S DOING GOOD PUT HIM ON THE BENCH UNTIL THE 2ND HALF IF YOU WANT TO WIN

Fuck Comic con and fuck poor people

It'll happen kek

The Mccoy special

how the fuck would the stadium kill comic-con?

This

>jags "offense"
lel

The stadium is empty

The chargers aren't THAT bad

They're all Rams fans now

Its pretty sickening. And on opening day.

Comic Con has made it known that they do not want a new stadium and would rather have those resources be used to expand the Convention Center. If a new stadium does get built, Comic Con will likely leave in 2018.

The prices of seating relative to the income of San diegans is. And this has been a really demoralizing year for us.

I haven't seen a single Rams bandwagoner yet

Redpill me on why the Chargers shouldn't move to Mexico

This is why the majority of San Diego opposes Prop C. We don't want the Chargers here anymore.

>the stadium is empty

No its not nigger. There's pockets of empty seats but it's certainly not empty

Can't think of a reason

They should move to Utah instead.

Literally blowing smoke on your ass. We'll see how the city really feels in november

Why must the Jags play SD every single year? They have blown us out every time the two have played that I can remember, no matter the circumstances.

Jags better do some thangs today

How can I deal with incoming disappointment from the charger's 4th quarter?

because were both play in the AFC and were both always last in our divisions

Watch another game
>TNF game is not a divisional game
What?

Why must everything to do with the Texans include JJ Watt? so fucking overrated

>Not selling out your stadium for your home opener
Kek jags did that last week and they have like 20 wins over the last 4 years

>Chargers
>Always last

Wtf are you talking about

Top wew

I FUCKING HATE THE JAGS, I HATE THE JAGS SO GODDAMN MUCH

Good fucking shit hayward

cmon this is San Diego were talking about here....

Oh look more Charger injuries. Hahahahaha get fucked Woodshit.

Don't worry Jags fans, no matter how many points we lead by you're still in this game

>liking the jags

OH NO

well another dead charger.

You've gotta be fucking kidding

See
Are you high? Can you not remember, what, 4 or 5 years ago when Chargers were making playoff runs? Cmon son.

>Woodhead ded

Why does this happen every WEEK

Fuck off Raidnigger

Ex pats bro down.. why u do dis :((((

Concussion?

Torn ACL for Woodhead

WTF IS THE CHARGERS CONDITIONING COACH DOING?

Why are so fucking cursed

Why do you hate the jags?

manlet down

I think he'll be fine

Nvm

The worst part about having Allen Robinson is that the Jags always finish with 10 minutes of time of possession the whole fucking game.

Do the Chargers have no conditioning coaches? How is it possible for a team to sustain so many injuries?

>you traded for woodhead this week

You'll still win this one, Jags can't beat Chargers. Defense still isn't where it needs to be to play against half decent offenses (specifically, QB's)

Our whole team is made out of glass except for Rivers

lamo

With the first pick of the 2017 NFL Draft, the San Diego Chargers select DeShaun Watson, Quarterback, Clemson.

Two torn Achilles, an mcl, a acl, hamstring for boss, and whatever just happened to Woodhead

Can only really put the hamstring on conditioning

The rest were kinda freak shit

Bout time we let Benjamin get some balls

:^)

They'll go 8-8

why do all the chorgers good players die

>knee injury
JUST

How much longer until McCoy pulls Gordon and decided to play conservatively?

I think we've got this game in the bag chargersbros;)

With the first pick in the 2017 NFL Draft, the New England Patriots select Christian McCaffrey, Running Back, Stanford.

Me rn

>Woodhead was going to be your salvation after drafting Devonta Freeman too early

What's gonna happen next week? Philip Rivers gets injured as well?

>slut

Dude... Don't even play with that juju

Gates is next.

R8 my team famalam

utterly disgusting

I really regret drafting Gurley then Robinson in the the first 2 rounds.

>Mayers kicking a fieldgoal
>54 yards

JUST

>all those empty seats

Jesus Fucking Christ...

>JUST

I'm not watching this game but I mildly like both teams from a neutral spectator standpoint. How is it so far?

Tfw qt Koreans like the Chargers

HERE COME THE DRAGONS

JAX needs to fire their coaches ASAP

how did the packers have trouble with this garbage team?

jags a shit

DAT DRAGON!!!!

yeah maybe 5 years ago. Watch Kpop be dominated by LA Rams gear in a year or so

Women don't like football you stupid retard

Someone else is going to get injured today. I feel it

Mfw should have gone to this game, cheap ticket.

>drafting jags
>starting jags

MANDATORY executions once they return to Jax

Who cares. Chorgers can score 50. After halftime they will do nothing but run up the middle, draw, and play prevent defense and Jags will come.back. Fuck Mike Pussy McCoy and fuck Chuck Pagano fuck Dean Spanos life as a Chargers fan is hell

>Conservative play
>Pull Gordon
>Game in the bag

Why do you do this to me user?

BASED RIVERS

CAN HE NOT BE STOPPED

REF BALLLLLLL

>Jaguars has one of the best offenses in the NFL this year, they said
>Jaguars would be in playoff contention, they said

GATES ALL DAY

Yeah in fact this is well known in San Diego that Chargers have total quack/fraud doctors working for them. I think I remember reading an article about the guy who heads up the Chargers medical team and he is super shady and unqualified

> tfw my Rivers and Gates QB/TE combo is STILL working on 2016

I love it, nobody ever fucking drafts them and it works literally every year

w-wow, look at that guys, the Chargers are playing like a top 5 team, j-just like last week

can't wait to watch the f-fourth quarter

>conceding to the chargers before the 2nd half

What does the "prevent" in prevent defense mean?

>its another "chargers get the lead and then shit themselves in the second half" repeat episode

dont worry jagsbros, Mike McCoy is on your side in the second half. You'll win this game. Most pussy coach in the entire NFL.

Still no clue how gates does it

He's an old man

Kek I did this last year as my first year playing fantasy and I was in the top 3 in the league for most of the season

At least they show what they could be

Pls don't go prevent

its supposed to prevent big plays i guess but it doesnt stop teams from getting first downs, no sacks, etc.

because the media talks about the Chargers less than ANY team, we are the most irrelevant media market in the NFL

We're going to choke in the 2nd half

That's the world-famous chokers for you.

>Flowers injured

BAHAHAHAHA FUMBOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>Another dead Chorger
Enjoy your only win of the season losers.

ANOTHER DEAD CHOKER FUG

>big play
>major injury

like fucking clockwork

WEWWW chargers are made out of chinese glass

>jags were supposed to be contenders

What the actual fuck happened

ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THE FUCKING KNEES


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

who else her looking forward to /faptime/?

He's walking!!!

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>you will never be sassy with Melvin's mom

Jaguars end season record predictions?

0-16

>All these Spics at a Charger game
I thought they only root for the Raiders and Cowboys?
>Another injured Charger

3-13

ANOTHER INJURED O LINEMEN

mmm injuryliscious

11-5, totally serious. have $100 on at least this happening.

Yoooo

we're literally on the border with mexico

>another dead player
Just end the season already

Like I said earlier, Jags always get blown out by Chargers, doesn't matter how bad SD is.

Wait, another one LAWL. what a shoah

am I going insane

HOW MANY INJURIREEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

Yet the only time I went to a Charger/Raider game at Qualcomm, the majority of brown people wore black and silver.

How

are you fucking kidding me

Seriously though how has our strength and conditioning not been addressed yet? This literally has happened every year for the last half decade

That's fucking fake but I wish it was real *sobs*

blow that load to elle fanning famalam

I don't think Franklin missed a single game with the Broncos? Or very few

He is constantly hurt here

WTF ARE THE FUCKING INJURIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh snap

he back in

That's because pretty much any Mexican is California is obligated to root for the Raiders. They have a very strong LA fanbase from when they played there and have a very strong Bay Area fanbase that travels very well to Chargers Raiders games

what makes you think Spanos gives a fuck?

Thank you Refs!

what time is it there you expat fagit

>charger fan
Probably

t. Fellow bolt fan

welp heres where chorgors lose

THE COLLAPSE BEGINS

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Maybe if the chargers lose they'll finally leave. Who else >no on c here?

HA HA HA HA HA HA

6:30am. Im in the military faggit bich

There's a nice hint of Mccoy ball

Fucking run it you dunce fuck

They've been trying to strip all game, it's about time.

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I WALK A LONELY ROAD

THE ONLY ONE THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN

>only up by three scores

not enough, we need to be up by at least five before the collapse begins

LMAo even worse you welfare nigger

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>Get home
>check the score

Why oh why did I choose this shitty team
Every fucking year

it all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down~

Why do Brits like the Jags?

They play here
I bought the meme

Don't worry the Chargers will choke

>Free education
>Close to 2k a month
>No living expenses
>Get to live in a foreign country
>Good computer training
>Dating a nice Korean girl

Im ok with being a welfare nigger. Keep crying bitch boy

Not a chance amigo

The Jacksonville Jaguars are a playoff team. Just look at Bortles fantasy numbers

I know I shouldn't get my hopes up, but...

I'm a Chargers fan

But it's because they always come over to play and rope in the new fans

Jags

Go Jags

Good job Jags

I'm happy with you

So when are you going to invite Kim Jong Un to watch the Chargers?

Such

Enthusiasm

FUCKING FIRE GUS JESUS CHRIST

You brits are always to visit Jacksonville. Our football team may suck but you can fuck all our bitches.

t. jax fag

Rivers unironically wasn't down

Nice can

welcum

bullshit. at least give us powder blue.

What part of San Diego are you all from? Barrio Logan here.

Makes me REEE that they didn't challenge

>Bortles is the Greek word for 'farts'

Mira mesa

clantee

Terrible fucking play calling

North county

where's Gus going to go after he gets fired?

LOL Jaguars....

Chula Vista

Mira Mesa

Santee

Oceanside

I fucking hate bitch boy Mccoy. Wtf was that call. Why couldnt they get that shit into the endzone at the 1 yard line wuth like 6 opportunities?

I used to be from Paradise Valley.

north county

git downnn

How nice is San Diego? I can only recall going to Lego Land around there when I was a kid. Seems beautiful

>tourek Williams

Idiot

literally mexico

it's full of beaners and nogs

Idiot

Our lawns look like shit because we don't wanna waste water to get the grass growing

brown and bloom

Two sacks for Ingram

Wew

>Tfw Hispanic and living in Coronado

The weather and nature are great. People are a bit douchey and it is a second tier city. the entertainment, concerts, art scene, night clubs, etc dont compare to Frisco or LA. If you're not into the beach or outdoorsy shit San Diego kinda sucks

Kek yeah there is a whole golf course that's brown but that's kind of good at least they're trying

what le fuck was that
kill bradley

>nogs
Yeah no

Del Mar

Slaguars ded

who is this Shale Whale?

IT'S

A

NEW

WEEK

PORKY
O
R
K
Y

IT'S A NEW DAWN
IT'S A NEW DAY
IT'S A NEW LIFE FOR ME

AND I'M FEELING GOOD

THERES A FUCKING BOMB ON THE TROLLEY BOYS

I BET IT WAS ONE OF DEM "MUSLIMS"

I just got home. Can someone explain Robinson being held without a catch?

I went there on december (attended the Dolphins vs Chargers game), and my gf and I thought it was the whiter city we visited (SD, LA, SF, LV, NO, Orlando, Miami)

Actually pretty nice.

GUS MUST GO

Weather is pretty much sunny and warm year round. Beaches are always pretty nice until the tourists come and shit them up. Night life is ok, not as good as the big let cities like SF and LA but not bad. Lots of touristy stuff to do though (football, baseball, comic con, beaches, sea world, legoland, two Zoos, Great aquarium, probably more but I can't think of them all)

huh

They've got some Bretty gud breweries if you're into that sort of thing.

Lots of places to have a nice beer with good food

balboa park is a nice daytime activity

HEY HEY HO HO
BRADLEY HAS GOT TO GO

The Lego Land in Florida does not compare to the great San Diego Lego Land.

Hey guys, now that LA has a team who should I root for? My girlfriend likes the Chargers and her boyfriend likes the Raiders. Should I choose LA?

bortles lmao

>1 (one) target to Allen Robinson
>0 (zero) catches

Verret - 1
Robinson - 0

So what will you guys do if the chargers implode again?

You should support your gf dude she loves you as much as she can plus you're lucky she only has one bf and not more

Kms

Embrace the sweet warm comfort of a normal charger game

Le cuck meme

Sorry jagsbros, I fucking hate refball. Nobody deserves it except Marcus peters

That really was a hold, though lel

>A suspicious package was discovered at Qualcomm Stadium trolley station, per Chargers spokesman. Service temporarily suspended.


WEW

STAY SAFE LADS

National city

I'm going to dinner with my dad, stepmom and grandma. Where should I go in sd? I want something with ac and something with distractions so I don't have to try to pretend to be interesting

Lel terrorists chose a bad day and wrong stadium for an attack.
>All those empty seats

>suspicious package

What was it? A winning season?

TDDDDDDDDDD

What part of Jacksonville are you from?

wew

Needs more hunter henry

That was some Charger-esque tackling by the Jags.

>1488

H-HAPPENING?

feel the vibrations

PACE

>implying there are any other jacksonville fans left in this thread

Hey guys, now that LA has a team who should I root for? My girlfriend likes the Chargers and her boyfriend likes the Raiders. Should I choose LA?

Very True.

FUCK YES

False hope

...

You posted this already

Dude it was a good meme while it lasted but it's over now. I'm sorry

>Franklin 44 yards down the field to finish it off

How good is Rivers stepping up in the pocket, though

Where was this Chargers team last week?

it will only appear vs a shitty team.

the dipped after the first half

They left at the half last week.

On Arrowhead during the 1st half

dude this is old now, find some new material.

>Moving from Tackle to Guard
What's the fucking difference?

They were like this the first half

Chula Vista, mi amigo

It's probably easier going from tackle to guard than guard to tackle

Hey guys, now that LA has a team who should I root for? My girlfriend likes the Chargers and her boyfriend likes the Raiders. Should I choose Los Angeles?

Jags will still come back to at least tie it up.

aroooo

What does her son like?

greg olson is a fucking faggot

just calls screen pl ays all fuckign dauy god fuckign damit oim SO FUC KIKNG MPISSED OFF FUCK

That was the worst O line play for the chargers today

Minus the runs for loss lel

Hey Jags, you really ought to re-hire Coughlin once Gus gets fired.

- t. Giants fan

any streams?

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This game in one picture

How assblasted are Jags fans right now?
>Weaponless chargers team

Hahahahahaha

>29 likes

Lel

YFW Gus bradley gets fired

Could Gus Bradley be fired right after this game? do coaches ever get fired during the season in the nfl?

Jags almost beat pack last week. How are theg this bad against the Bolts

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>chargers
>weaponless

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yulee

PHILLIP VICK SIGHTING

>rivers with the Woodhead first down celebration

Cute

>Chargers playing well
>they're still going to leave their city after this season

CHIMPOUT

chargers booty blasting orddrick

Is Danny Woodheada Charger now? People shouldn't give San Diego so many weapons.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hes been on the Chargers for almost 5 years now.....

BTFO

DRAGONS
R
A
G
O
N
S

Is Ramsey even playing?

Hahahaha

WEW

That why they paid the man

there should be a mercy rule here

SD heat is bakin dem cats

>Jagwires

Yes. The Dolphins' coach got fired after Week 4 last year and the Bills just fired their OC.

Charger's 4th quarter play incoming. How devastated would you be?

that nigga dead

Rivers and Benjamin putting in the work!!! Got them on my Fantasy.

>tfw just ordered a Papa Johns pizza for SNF using dat Papa Slam 40% off code

O god hes dead

he is died

Papa John's is garbage

i shoved my pizza cock into your mom's garbage hole

>talking about his knee when he took a hit to the head

That nigga looks fucking dead

F

F

F to him and Gus Bradley's job

i think hes dead as hell, like not breathing. Maybe cardiac arrest.

Did he somehow injure his neck or something?

Dead or paralyzed

LOL PLAYING I GOT A FEELING WHILE A PLAYER MIGHT BE PARALYZED

top bantz San Diego.

Why don't they just carry him off on a stretcher like they do in soccer?

nigga are you really this dense

Even with this ass raping, the garbage that was last week has made me completely give up on the chargers. Thats going to keep me mad all season.

he's dead jim

Anyone know the name of the black guy on the chargers who helps with the injured players?

He's been on the team for years

Did someone died?

Malcolm Floyd

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we can afford motorized carts, soccer is played by poor people who can only afford primitive stretchers

who got hurt?

No at least the Euros and Spics know how to get an injured player off the field quick.

Same here

Forever no expectations

Kelvin Beachum

You don't want to quickly get someone off the field when they have a potential neck injury

1. Little Caesars
2. Papa Johns
3. Dominos
4. Pizza Hut

His parents are probably watching

1. Hungry Howies

>1.Little Caesars

Wut....
Have you ever tried to reheat that cardboard trash?

Caraun Reid was an excellent waiver wire pick up

none of those have proper 'go 'za

>Manti Te'o
Holy fuck I can't believe it's been 4 years since that fake girlfriend incident

1. Tombstone baby

>1.Little Caesar's
kys

press "F" to pay respects

F

> Allowing a 4th down conversion
Is it happening again chargerbros?

oh look its garbage time king

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is it possible to still choke?

THE COMEBACK

> Allowing a touchdown
Oh god it's happening

Guys should I start drinking now? Its only 8am.

Only if it's good alcohol

100 yurds

Soju and beer?

OFFICIAL PIZZA CHAIN POWER RANKINGS
1. Round Table
2. Shakeys
3. Sbarro
4. Papa Johns
5. Dominos
6. Pizza Hut

9000001. Little Caesars

good step on em

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Whats a jags fan doing in Korea?

>doesn't appreciate based caesar

>monday 8am drinking

Too vauge but I don't know what craft brews you guys have in Korea

Im a Chargers fan. And im military.

crazy bread is goat

only the dead can know peace from this game

Never had Sbarro but the rest checks out.

>Round Table

Where's chuckle cheese?

Day off breh

no way SD chokes. we always stomp the jags.

Navy?

game ogre

How long are you stationed there and how does it compare to other places to be stationed?

Yee

Fucking chargers should be 2-0 man FUCK

Its ok. Booze is cheap, food is good. Korean women are hot but getting with any is near impossible. Seoul smells lile garbage too.

I'll probably be heading there some time since I am currently doing fleet installations

do they hate foreigners and american soldiers as much as i hear or is it like Japan where they have a fucked up dating culture where women have to pretend to be "pure" and if guy is confident at all its "too forward"

adai a-ded

Both kind of. It does have perks being a sailor here though. Sailors arent as common as soldiers so they think its neat. "OH SAILOR.! WAAAOW"

At least the chefs lost and raiders are losing.

i heard its brutal to try to get laid in Japan unless you pay hookers - asking someone out or flirting is considered like rape levels of aggression over there

Damn I heard that shit.

Watch out dude. There are Korean Bronco fans out there

Gg ez

Starters no longer in

A-at least, we're not getting skunked, huh guys?

Can the Chargers still choke?

Stress free win feels good man

need to change the logo