/bet/

>this makes /bet/ mad

Thank you for invited /cric/, friends.

As the formally elected representative of the community, I look forward to this partnership.

>playing 2 WCOOP events on Pokerstars
>watching NFL redzone and seeing the fantasy points come in
>chatting to qts on Tinder
comfiest sunday in a long time lads

post stars username

if you're going to look me up on sharkscope, don't bother because I have my stats blocked

No it doesn't, next time you post something like this you better watch

How are the events going m'lady?

because you're down?

@71327494 very dangerous post

I don't like that other players can look you up and tag you based on your profile (even though that's what I do myself)

Got a top 20 stack in one of the Minis and chugging along with an above average stack in event 72

Are you in already for a money prize in top 20?

/bet/ poker WHEN?????

How profitable would it be to arbitrage the odds for the favorite and the draw on soccer? The bookmakers I use typically don't offer +0.5 on the favorite.

Still need 3200 people to get knocked out before places get paid pmsl. Long way to go yet

Reminder that the discord faggots literally chat about how they can shitpost and get the most nibs in /bet/

they literally have a contest right now to get the most (You)s from a single post before midnight

Good luck mam, unless you ever abused an animal, then kill yourself

I'm back. Want the impostors to kill themselves. Here to restore order.

1. Not somali
2. V shrewd

If your tip wins I will buy you a nice drink at /bet/ meet lid

NEED this in my life

unrelated..some cunt in my neighborhood rented a lambo a few days ago and is now speeding through the town all night. literally heard the sound of the engine for hours already. so annoying, hope the cunt crashes.

Why lie pal.

GET YOUR TIPS OUT
GET YOUR TIPS OUT
GET YOUR TIPS OUT FOR THE LADS

GET YOUR TIPS OUT FOR THE LADS!

thistbh

Hotel California v v strange song

please invite me

What about milf posting?

no you fucking freak

Euan Park, I know you can read this.

I demand, no COMMAND. You to make a /bet/ poker room on pokerstars right now.

Can anyone be generous enough to lend me $5 in bitcoins

Poker is the ONLY profitable form of gambling. Why? You are betting against average drunk idiots. With sports betting you are betting against billion dollar corporations with endless resources.

> not liking milfs
What are you? A nonce?

Which Aussie are you? What is your gimmick.

>not being a nonce

He likes men.

if you match milfs on tinder, that is fine. Posting random pics of random females is just fucking weird mate

Music these days is so fucking bad I wish I was born In a different generation

Tears if you didn't get on Dodin

Holy moly russia

Busted WCOOP-72

Got it in with 40bb with QQvAJ

Ace on the flop :(

LAD

Bump

you guys watching jcarver play the 10k wcoop?

air. My Pinny account has been limited. Glad this guy is selling them

Raiders +3 is a mainstream special. Hop on NOW before the money train leaves the station

Can you not fucking ignore my posts?

Laying this

Told yinz again . Pic related . Steelers win another one .

hahaha ur still here

got on that m8

M8 the only thing that's being laid tonight is your mom on my bed

>they tryin to scare People off with the line this low .

pmsl

>le pick the favourites man

Said steelers would win by 8 . Right on the money .
What winning picks have you gave away today ?

>he was scared off

Unlucky pal :^)

Strange man with a strange post

are you thick? do you know what spread betting is?

guys are icky

Dangerous man

Jani SEETHING at our posts in the jani abuse thread

I think im becoming obsessed with Euan Park. Even saying his name makes me happy. Euan Park.

Are you fags betting green gay, I mean bay tonight right ? Money line or spread . Don't even matter .

Didn't expect >a fucking leaf to lead diplomatic talks on behalf of /cric/.

Need your head testing.
Fuck off
Have sex

I know I do. It's not normal. I just think he is a wonderful man. The change he is currently undergoing is character development you would see in a classic novel.

You really really need to have sex.

odd little man

second this

Again Mate I like to kill people online and angry bang my wife with my murder boner . Holy Santa clause shit . Stupid obvious comment is stupid .

>oh hi I go on Cred Forums
>That means I don't have girl friend
>do you even lift bro ?

I have sex quite often mate. Learned how to hide my autism in real life.

test

Love this gimmick

Now you might think I am "a leaf" but I am actually just a young man coming from the South East of Asia.

I would have to say no to that-

*******official****** lay of the week

you can give me a (you) to thank me for the accy win btw

Wow. Again let me reiterate. Have sex.
Have more because it isn't working.

Not taking Green Bay .

PLEASE gib India vs New Zealand betting tips

why dont you just lay the draw then cash out after 10 mins?

my friend does this and he is a millionaire now

If I @ you. It means you need to have sex.

Put all your money on India lad.

Whites can't handle playing in the subcontinent.

like this gimmick

how big? MASSIVE? or a $3.5 bet

@ yourself cunt

Literally shaking at the thought of buying a ps4 and TV tomorrow.

Is there anything worth researching for tomorrow?

If someone points me in the direction of a league/cup I will research it and post any info I find tomorrow.

Really would love a Euan reply as he is very shrewd and will give a good answer.

>wow again let me ask you again . I thought this was /bet/ what good advice are you giving out today ?

>Put all your money on India lad.

Good post. Was planning to do this.

...

Still down huge from the India West Indies T20 though. Fucking Dhoni.

Smart man.

New Zealand (boasting a FIFTEEN man team) were struggling against the city of Mumbai, who are already playing a weak team. This tour will result in the death of NZ cricket.

espncricinfo.com/india-v-new-zealand-2016-17/engine/match/1054769.html

Underage and b

I would go like 40-75 . What's your normal bet ?

$3.5

Yeah the only thing stopping me from walloping my entire roll on is the weather.

Does anyone know who Yoi&doubleyoi412mob is btw?

3 dollars and 50 cents ???

yep

post slip

A massive danger

some whitetrash pennsylvania kid that NEEDS to have sex

Why are you even betting ? Who t f you betting with ants ? Your better off playing lotto tickets ... You need to win like 96 % to make some real money .

DELETE THIS

Dread to think how many snapbacks he owns

...

dread to think how big your cock is

In inches? 8+

dw about me

ill reach $600 again

post slip?

Please can everybody CALM down

Yeah that'll definitely be a problem.

tbf though, all the matches against South Africa last year ended in 3 days with an easy India win.

...

>there are people itt that get tattoos of their team's logo
hope i'm never so DAC that i have to sell my skin as advertising space

cash out the $2 on +3.5?

I believe in him, I turned 25 cents to $5 once and 30 to 300, there's no reason why $3 can't grow into a field of crops.

>tfw about to break even

worked so hard to recover

user that tipped Colts so world

Mfw I see your sports bankroll

anyone on packers vikings?

Packers

Good work. Keep it up.

vikings

Draw

I got tipped packers -2, on tiny

This

Packers because the line is so low to scare you

my model says overs

my model says unders

Colts ML RIGHT NOW

my model says have sex

down spastic

My model is begging my to go to bed and pump her so I'm off. Night lads x

lmao

ABSOLUTE TEARS LMAO

Hup x

...

Up so much.

There's banter afoot.

Follow me into the dark.

o1.5 first period North America vs Finland

Finland is good defensive team man, i wouldn't be taking overs in this one.

Hoping vikings go up early, than hammering packers.

There's an implication that NA isn't quite that sound defensively, consistently anyway.

Bumping again

Packers free money

Gambling is immoral

So was stealing, didn't stop your ancestors

Do the research yourself
>oddsportal.com
But no, it's not profitable

>Ladbrokes claims a 24 hour withdrawal through Paypal
>Been over 24 hours
Cocksuckers, such a shit bookie.

>being so poor that you need the money from bookies instantly

realistically could i afford to get a penis extension through betting?

i'm only 5.5" but i want a 8.5" or so

how long do i have to bet to get this

1-0 North America

Just do it once with a big stake, statistically the more you bet the more likely you are to lose

NEED A GOAL

this tbhwy

on my knees and elbows for a second goal

have sex

Betting will give you shrivel dick

GOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

222222222222222

love ice hockey

such a based sport tbqh

no wonder canadians are reputed to be a friendly bunch, they take all their frustration and anger and channel it on to one brutish body slam

Fuck that isn't going to count

COCKSUCKER

is there a faces of /bet/?

:(

Out of date

Last meet up in Prague

So many goddamn chances. Rebacking hard 2nd period.

Seems like a handsome poomunity

most of these stopped posting but i think a couple are still here

that guy doing the "v" looks like the kid from malcom in the middle.

so sad that all these great blokes left...

>those tattoos

strange individuals

Sleeve tattoo = 90% chance you're a massive twat

>1.11
Medium on this

Thank fuck north America

>tfw finally had a win after losing bankroll betting on the hounds

...

are you me? wtf

Addict bets: NA to win all periods and/or NA to score in every period.

Real addict bet is o6.5. Both defences are pretty shit and Finland are >due

Griget

I was looking at that bet too with the same logic. Didn't pull the trigger tho.

getting worried about the o 4.5 and the rebacks

Would really love a gimme NA goal

>first time betting on sports
>everything is so much more interesting
>come out ahead $15 over the weekend
Well this is a way better addiction than smoking

>the fudge packers

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

But does betting make you look cool?

aren't you tired?

nigga I wish

Got the flu so no work tomorrow, plus I'm high on cough drops. I bet on the Vikings so quite happy to see it through, these purple kits are sexy as fuck

Shaking at the thought of PSG inconsistency

>fudge packers
>free money

DAC

how often do these come in for you

This shit lit

Teams to score quite regularly but the risk here is Liverpool and Arsenal to win if I take the outright wins out odds will plummet. I figure they should have less of a hard time winning against Championship teams.

>start games with a sizeable delay, with an R&B version of the nataional anthem and extended adverts
>finish games with people anxiously couting the clock down and wasting time
>American """sports"""
If you send one of your shitty NFL teams to London, we're going to Britify the fuck out of this semen-slurping sport

Am I just retarded? Didn't I bet for GB to lose by more than .5 here? da fuck mayne

Dijon could also play defensively and try get a draw to make it hard to PSG to score because they know they can't win

its shitty rugby, with the game time lengthened as much as possible for the maximum amount of ad time.

it truly is a semen slurping sport. a complete disgrace.

no you bet that gb would win by more than 0.5, essentially that they would win

I thought + was unfavored and - was favored?

ah yep

but they lost by more than 1

Smh

Green Bay at +.5, means I win if they lost by 3 no?

no you would have had to take 3.5+

ah. fuck, so i am retarded?

Exactly, like rugby with needlessly complex rules

You're betting on GB to win if they have an extra 0.5 points added on. Essentially GB win or draw. Not sure why you didn't just take the ML

>You're betting on GB to win if they have an extra 0.5 points added on. Essentially GB win or draw. Not sure why you didn't just take the ML
Obviously I didn't understand. I'm new here

now THIS is a good meme

Yes. Do you know what a decimal is? You got a half point. They lost by 3.

any dota bets ????

Where's Albania?

>prettyscale.com/

important. Please post results to help with my passion for sports.

>Ugly (33%)
What a fraud, find a better site than this shite

PMSL

you need a straight-on photo, it shouldn't be on an angle

Recommend this read lids

Wageslaving so SO bad

Love this gimmick. Setting your alarm just to make this post Pmsl. Dedicated.

are you tt?

do you do night shifts?

a dedicated man. +1

rave, cdec

Ayy

why are you a homeless man?

too many DAC days?

>tfw you're stuck watching Japanese baseball rball because the team you bet on equalised in the 9th inning
Fug

Did I get meme'd

Put huge bet on an E""sports""" game because one of the teams had to play with reserves seeing as they had another game scheduled at the same time.

Now - after having placed my bet - there's been an announcement that the game has been moved to tomorrow and hence they will play their first team anyways, probably rendering me broke as fuck.

Do bookmakers cancel such bets when an entire lineup is changed after the bet has been made?

>do bookies cancel events so you don't lose money

sure they do

Just lost a month's rent then. Lovely

Why is baseball so longgg

Hope you learned a valuable lesson there then

Thankfully people are hammering the line as the postponement hasn't been made official yet by the betting sites, so I am ensured a profit if I put my money on the other team. Not bad. Just waiting till it's made official

you have to go home

>bettIng on e sports

You might as well bet on how big my next dump will be in cm

this desu, and im an esports expert

I'd take 1.7 odds on a 9 cm dump.

Considering the amount of food and the DIRE situation of your digestive system, odds of a diarrhea of 5.8 is a value bet.

Stop eating those kebabs and start getting fibre in your diet you lid

Where did you get 5.8? Bet365 is only giving me 1.3.

I doubled my roll on a tournament this weekend.

thats for him taking a dump today.

look again please

this

esports is profitable

post some tips plz

You lids betting on EFL Cup?

Will you provide info on your last meals and measurements of previous dumps?

I was on Rave +1.5 and CDEC SW, both of which won already, sorry for aftertiming cunt, was a bit sad due to my DOTA_2_JUDGE account getting losses on it.

I'm on EHOME -1.5 and Elements Pro Gaming SW

>Packers

is /bet/ ever right?

I was also really surprised with the rave win, at no point were they ever ahead, WGU just choked everything away and got scared of a single core morphling.

EHOME -1.5 is good above 2.2. Go on 365/dafabet for good lines

>it's a Lax LARGE

CANNOT stop depositing roll

Thoroughly studied Denmarks Div 1. Can not wait to turn this information into massive profit.

last night I had a sunday roast with chicken breast, roast potatoes, beans and carrots.

For lunch I had a tesco meal deal chick and bacon salad sandwich with McCoys steak flavoured crisp

Wow last night i had the SAME thing except it was lamb.

Unsure of this gimmick

wat

Hassan SURREAL yesterday.

Hass whatsapp group so good.

learn how to cook lid.

its the most SHEWD everyday thing you can do.

1. save money

2. save health

cant believe i put money on the
>fudge packers

Been cursed by kitchens since 20 months old. Story time:
>Be babby (20 months old babby at that)
>At grandma's house
>Crawl to kitchen for some reason
>Grandma was there making soup or something
>Manage to distract her and knock over a boiling pot of water
>Splashes everywhere
>Permanent burn marks on left arm and chest
>Probably the most pain I've ever felt but luckily I can't remember, nothing like having muscle tissue ripped off by a dog years ago
>Marks were blood red at the time
>Now they're just small weird textures of skin
>Never took my shirt off in front of anyone
>Never could impress girls
>Never will impress girls

NEED to see this

>trips

look, you can't let the scars dictate who you are m8

i can't empathize with you but we all have insecurities and you have to face them.

We all enter struggle street time to time but you should never live on that street.

Good luck and PLEASE dont let that be who you are

also, what kind of dog does that kind of shit?

>what is a sunday roast

in my head i imagined a tesco microwave meal and didn't read the sandwich part.

still take care of your health. x

girls love scars breh

>a washed up WA reject keeper unironically outscores New Zealand's first choice opener and 5th greatest batsman

KEK, the absolute state of New Zealand "cucket"

Doubt a girl wants to see some slightly inflated skin above their left tit m8. Story #2

>5th grade
>Walking grandpa's dog around a park with gramps walking some distance behind (Jack Russel cross with something else pmsl)
>Gramps always takes the leash off the dog (dangerous 2bh, dog wall jumped over its high fence (looked amazing) to threaten people around the streets)
>Gramps asked if I wanted to put the leash on the dog since we were nearly done going around the park and ready to head home
>"Ok"
>Get down to put the leash on dog
>Dog just glares and makes that long grunt like it doesn't want the leash
>Start shaking whilst putting leash on dog slowly
>Tries to bite face but blocked it with left arm just in time
>But it got a good grip on the arm, it's teeth dug into my arm's muscle tissue
>In tears but somehow wriggled enough to shrug off the dog after 5 seconds of teeth in arm
>Kicked the bloody dog right under the chin
>It started whimping and went back to gramps house alone (couldn't put the leash on after this)
>Chunk of arm was deep purple, crimson red and royal blue
>Go back home eventually, as I enter the yard I see the dog get comfy and chew the rest of my skin in front of me like a smug shit
>Put the dog down a month later (it almost killed a baby cousin and kept making the street uncomfortable, had to go eventually)
Oddly enough it just felt like a strong pinch, didn't feel that lethal or agonizing. Only somewhat stung for about a month.

Also, Toras tip when?

that dog needed to be put down asap

a dog like that is no use, no matter how cold that sounds.

the only way to discipline a dog is through physical domination, positive reinforcement is useless for mad dogs like the Gramp's

you can get that scar removed if it bothers you. It shouldn't be too expensive.

do you even have tesco in auz

Won't be paying taxes if prisoners get tesco

nah

tesco seems like the typical evil 'mega corp' shown in movies.

NEED A BET

????????

strange post, strange man

Somebody shoot me

nice flags x

Classic Unibwin

you too :3

It would've returned €2500 just about
just typical

really worried about this lord of icelandic handball tip

What were the total odds?
Had dozens of accas like that ; ; Biggest I ever actually won was 50/1

Im giving up betting again

I'll earn my money the real way
BYE DEGENERATES

...

Enjoy stacking shelves

lol more like enjoy making 80k a year screwing bitchers and sniffing coke

>80k
>bitchers
>coke

you can fuck off being a le "wolf of wall street" lid while in reality you are going to be wageslaving like the rest of us

Daily reindeer Euan literally considers himself the 'Toras Angel of Armenia'

The best team in Armenia is playing right now, re-back from 1-0 down?

that story got deleted

zzzzzz

to that aus user, you can get it removed m8

maybe

do you watch armenian league?

Need a Toras tip.
Need Adrian to win the 1st set.
Need Lukas to win the 1st set.
Night so intense.

>do you watch armenian league?
Nah don't watch much other than the Japs

The set 1 double went from 14 to 2.04.
Only put a dollar on tho.

>French tennis players
Note to self: avoid them, they're too unpredictable. See: Pouille, Mannarino

Had a 15er on them so not too harsh of a loss

That's okay, it was very close.
I cashed out at around $7 ;)

want to eat donuts tbqh but on a cut

yep i despise the french and spanish in tennis. maybe is the temperate Mediterranean climate that makes them too weak

stick to it m8

>tfw permabulking
Had 4 pancakes with maple syrup and strawberry jam, 5 egg omelette with toasted whole wheat bread, a ham, cheese and mayo sandwich and a vanilla flav protein shake for breakfast, Chili con carne (1lb of minced meat) with brown rice, 2 pbj sandwiches and 3 protein brownies for lunch. Could be time for another snack already..

Fuckin E Sports

What happened? Don't tell me ehome fucked up

So you're obese.

I'm not quite sure because I can't really make sense of the scoreboard, but I've got the feeling they did.
The 1 is next to Invictus so that cant be good.

Nope. 6ft, 175lbs, fit.

? Unless I'm looking at the wrong thing, it says best of 1 and ehome took it.

Just eat them and do more exercise.

Skipping SO +ev

I got this, I trust the official dota scores tho.

Oh whoops the dates are mixed, I was looking at that September one instead of January. I'm an idiot.

Well that's a shame

ehome won game 1

look below that score sheet and click results for game 1

that score above is the previous match up

>they aren't all staked and getting ready to be up INSANE on a handball game

I keep yoyo'ing between cutting and bulking, I'm not fat, just a bit soft looking but with a decent base, I love eating though and hate cutting.

NO THIS IS ALL TOO CONFUSING WHY IS THE 1 NEXT TO THE TEAM LOSING REEEEEEEEE

hey that rhymes

This confusion's making me question my sanity.

EHOME fucked it. I'm annoyed too. They threw away a game. This also happened at TI with LGD. They had some gay illusions strat and had mega creeps and Navi still won from megas.

>post e-"sports" tip
>it loses

>dont post it
>it wins

Weak

cant trust these stupid chinks to win a game any more. they used to be the experts in game closing but from what i saw:

1. luna used BKB before getting ganked, making it impossible for shadow demon to save her
2. luna kept wandering off alone, dying
3. storm literally used his ball lightning from the fountain, stopping in front of the enemy axe, getting stunned and killed instantly

thanks for the food blog

>tfw skinnyfat

want the recipes?

Wtf I like RT neithers now, made up for Mannarino's fuck up with something this stupid

yeah, keep eating you will get jacked by eating lots of food

anyone on rosenborg2 +?

get a haircut, take a shower, hit the gym and get clued up.

yah you know the fact that i lift heavy things and put them back down again repeatedly and also do cardio kinda helps too

Dude lost every single tip. Even his "won" tip was invisible line (o53.5)...

Pmsl

This tbqh.

Not him but I do.

You may like Euan, you may enjoy his presence in /bet/.

However never forget that he would happily watch you die if it meant a 1% increase in his ROI.

stick a needle in your bum

if i ever pin it'll be in my quads

who is your favourite food challenge youtuber?

Really pushes you to ponder . . .

KSI

Right answer.

Strange that I havent posted at all today yet there are several posts about me. V v strange people around

why would you need to post for there to be posts about you?

you are the protagonist of /bet/ season 4 and 5

cringe

Thought he was dead at the end of season 1 when he did his roll on CSL

:/

>impying that was season 1

Euan didnt arrive until near end of season 2

/bet/ season 5 SO tez.

Literally 0 antagonists this season. V V exciting season 4 with Liebermann around.

Needs cancelling desu.
Hear the producer (Janni, I think his name is, must be Finnish) keeps removing old parts of the story to pretend they never happened.

wtb

>season

it's series you wannabe yank cunts

these timelines dont make sense

how exactly can there be 5 seasons of /bet/ ?

we are in the 6th at least

1 - Start of /bet/ - Late 2013 ~March 2014
2 - /bet/ gets shrewd - Spring 2014 - Autumn 2014
3 - The Dark Age - Late 2014 - ~March 2015
4 - Golden Summer - April 2015 - September 2015
5 - Untitled - Late 2015 - Early 2016
6 - New Wave of Shrewdies - April 2016 - Now?

Show was cancelled during 2014/2015. Just got a funding boost.

Hearing rumours your character is v v unpopular and may be killed off, watch out.

Seething

>New Wave of Shrewdies

aren't you just fat?

Good post.
>Who is Canada

really not liking grinding out 10% yield on asia on """""esports""""" no less

1 - Classical Age (Banter, no productivity)- Late 2013 ~March 2014
2 - Renaissance (Banter and productivity)- Spring 2014 - Autumn 2014
3 - The Dark Age - Late 2014 - ~March 2015
4 - The Medieval Age (getting productive + banter) - April 2015 - September 2015
5 - WW2 (productive with plenty of banter) - Late 2015 - Early 2016
6 - Cold War (unproductive with no banter)- April 2016 - Now?

Couldnt think of a better name. Season 6 was all about you becoming ruler of /bet/ after J West left it for dead.

>Season 6 isn't about Euan living long enough to see himself become the villain

I hear on the grapevine Jenny is VERY close to a return

Euan was an anti-here and is now becoming a fully fledged good guy though.

Hass is the one turning into a villain.

>Hass isn't the villain

PMSL. Literally a terrorist. Horrific screenwriting.

anti-hero*

What is Mackers in the /bet/ saga? A comical side show or a core story line?

Comic relief obv though maybe started as a semi-serious character that the main cast learned from.

>the show ends with me recovering my juventus loss

This is all good info. Guys keep posting more ideas and plotlines for /bet/.

Will compile them and make a script. Send it to channel 4.

Only to immediately go dac again by paying everybody here what you owe them

What about all the side characters? JUVE, Roman Sergio etc

Who are the main characters? Juve is certainly a main character.

forgot my trip

Rossy popping up every so often to make everyone DAC

Euan Hass Juve TT.

>Implying Hass isn't the underdog who turned around a negative yield
the real villain is Joe and the boys

PMSL

how new are you pal

>old characters are relevant

Movie already out
Channel 4 not needed

>Derfel's elevation to king and then back down to irrelevance didn't even get 2 episodes

pmsl producers insane

They are considering we discussed all 6 seasons.

Do big games like UCD Waves and OFC CL get special episodes?

Need someone to update this for the new characters.

>the three minute GoodManTips DAC montage

favourite part of season 5

Episode 3 : Juve does it all so wrong

Pmsl amazing episode. Loved the bit where he broke down.

Yeah of course pal.

>the CSI stylised investigation featuring guest stars, @BettingScams, leading to the outting of Lieber's hidden persona

v enjoyable.

Hass and TT get taken to home office episode is a MUST.

>tfw scared of studying

the man behind the trip: one hour special showcasing juve's trek through India

discord.gg/HF3FF

Discord if anyone's interested. No Americans.
Have sex. Clears your mind.

any TTT leaks, lads?

>The episode where the actor for Hass suddenly looked completely different but everyone pretended not to notice

Question time with Juve.

>he didn't know Hass was recast because the original wasn't ethnic enough

>the rise & fall of TT montage with a time-lapse of his yield

surreal experience

original Hass is literally a background character in season 2-4

i only talk about him because I know him from elsewhere

Rise and fall and rise* pal

>the episode showing us /bet/ from Angry Brit user's pov

So once again I have orchestrated a whole discussion in /bet/.

If Euan and the band of banterous pakis are the main characters of /bet/ then I am the fucking writer and director.

V v concerned about the other architects as I havent seen them very active recently. Need some others to step up. Hard to carry /bet/ by myself.

>the hype towards the season finale showing the /bet/ meet up in Manchester

>the webseries in which Hass shows you how to pick up girls on tinder

>J West turns up and beats down Euan
>that season 7 rivalry

my god

>hass blows himself up on a bus

Juves custome for the meet up.

I was one of the original writers of the Euan Park story. We had a small team who would meet on Skype to brainstorm storylines and put together posts.

At one point last year, one of the team, a guy called Waqas Rachid, cut the rest of us out of the story. Even more disturbing, he started to use his own posts as "Euan".

Waqas kept writing and for a while I enjoyed it, but now it's getting pathetic. The lines between Waqas's life and the Euan character have blurred so much that it's almost become him.

Waqas, it's James. If you are still writing the Euan story, I hope you get the help that you need. Because I can tell, it's starting to get ridiculous. You are a talented guy but you need to do something productive. The rest of us have moved on. Frank is writing for the Daily Mash now and Chris even has a shot at Have I Got News For You. Stop being mental and start using your talent for something better than this shit. It was never supposed to be like this Waqas.

odd post this

Have sex

@71349387
Trying a bit to hard there pal

Wow. Buddy, seek help. Shocking.

Waqas is the weird one. Not me.

Believe whatever you want to believe.

good work killing the thread lid

What to b*t?

cheers, as intended

I've been fairly uninspired lately. I'm definitely going through a darker stage of my /bet/ life. More productivity, less banter.

Barely scraping 40 (you)s this thread so far, not even in the discord either

Good on the first read, bit shit second time.
But you got the yous, you got the power.

Hacked by ur girlfriend love you so much baby mine forever no one can ever take you away from mecant wait to marry you

norway slags unders SO comfy

>But you got the yous

all i ever wanted

Wish I was a /bet/ mod so I could ban mongs and obvious (You) farming

@71350042
didnt realise you wanted yourself banned pmsl

>ban mongs and obvious (You) farming
Would literally improve /bet/ so so much

What is wrong with (you) farming?
If a post farms a lot of (you)'s, it means it made a poster feel something.

>Norwegian slags finally getting a goal

>finally
>hes not on u2.5 and u1.5fh
>he's not on u5.5 and u4.5

Not on at all just saw the stats and lelled at how they hadn't scored then scored about 30 seconds after that.

Zenit 11111111

oh i see. only got on rather late, but even like 20 mins in you could get on those lines and they didn't even have a shot on target by then, just about 5 off target if that. when i posted u4.5 was still avail too

really think pinhead needs to be banned. sick of aftertiming cunt and teaser spamming.

really starting to wonder if his "model" actually exists

LOVE your contributions

Forehead feeling a bit damp yet?

2nd half collapse is always possible in these games, can't really lose much more than what I won from 1st half unders

Thank you for having us /bet/

We will be proper guests

>Being so good that you can get subbed off and still complete your hat trick

>tfw only 1 bottle of rum left

bad feel.

covering with the handi

>It's been 300 (!) days.

Dread to think how deep this "investigation" goes. See you lids at 350 unless they pay.

Why don't you lads donate blood? One of the most +ev thing you can do

Thought loads of it just gets wasted sitting in a warehouse and thrown out?

Even if that was the case, you get a free mug, free juice, and a free burrito for donating something that will be regenerated rapidly.

Here they give you chocolate and a tiny bottle of sparkling wine.. not worth it unless you're a chick

-ev as fuck. Enjoy collapsing at the top of some Colorado mountain as your empty veins can't handle the altitude.

Test

who /hyped/ for handball

wtfb

value gone now lid

Fuck off.

wow. Big break through. Just found out who has been shitting up /bet/ in the past few weeks.

FB /profile.php?=743264506

Grotta?

Cheeky cunt. Just goes to your own profile.

Legit had a heart attack that I'd been doxxed for a sec.

Only if you have been shitting up /bet/ pal

hahahaa LAD

Got a fiver, what do i bet on?

/bet/ decides

bet on yourself to have sex then have sex

Finn Harps & BTTS @41

ded general

thoughts on manni? unsure if i love or hate him yet

Hate strongly.

Despise

LOVE seeing him BTFO Hass :^)

like

Daily reminder that you will never die in nutty putty cave

pmsl wrong picture

would like to die in her nutty putty cave

L-lewd

>Ameribet's hard drive total size: 504kb

>not realizing I have gigs upon gigs of porn on my computer
Tears!

Never understood why people do this

Cba to bookmark a video that I like

A-are you a manlet?

'No'
I'm 6'3 (1.905m)

To the fans and everyone in /bet/ nation, I’m sorry. I’m extremely sorry. We were hoping for a successful £10 to £1,000 bet challenge. That was my goal, something /bet/ has never done here. But I promise you one thing; a lot of good will come out of this. You will never see any gambler research as hard as I will research the rest of the season. You will never see someone push our remaining trips as hard as I will push the rest of the season. You will never see a general win more than we will the rest of the season. God bless.

dire

anyone here ever did one of these successfully?

Euan has done 8 of them. Hence why we call him King.

who's Euan?

Everyone ignored this last night so will try again.

Quite bored and would like to research a league/cup for tomorrow, anyone know any that might contain value and I will have a look at the games. Cheers.

Clapping. Awaiting your results.

Premier league 2.

I have gone from $100 to $8,000 in two days lid, It actually was pretty bad though because it led me to believe I was actually a shrewd bettor and I got addicted and blew all that $8,000 and more over the course of the next year. So yeah I actually did do a challenge like that but I have come to realize it was just luck and I'm actually not a good bettor. Still deposit a couple hundred in my account every now and then just for fun, really trying to stop though.

No games tomorrow, but def interesting.

>"really trying to stop though"
>on /bet/

Can you get an edge by going to the stadium and betting there? Surely there is a time difference of a few seconds

Come here for the banter tbqh. Betting is honestly far more addictive than any drug though, I put $1000 on the Cavs to win the finals and game seven was honestly so crazy, when Kyrie hit that game winning three it was the most euphoric and amazing moment of my life, better than Mandy not even joking

No. Maybe once every 3 or so games you will manage. I have a sample size of 8+ games and only managed on 1 goal before susp

I imagine on odd occasions yes.

I remember in the womens world cup the rball was behind the tv for a little while in one of the games.

Been thinking about this too lid, basically what I want to do is put huge sums on the unders and then cash out at the first dangerous attack. Has a high potential for tears though

>better than Mandy not even joking
pmsl.

Were all those at the same stadium?

Who the fuck is Mandy? Is she friends with Mirth?

No. Different stadiums. Same city. Rball guy is pressing goal as soon as you place bet but you have a delay by the bookies. Even on BF there is a delay. Impossible to beat him unless you pay him or beat him up

>or beat him up
that could work

You ever spoke to/interacted with an rball guy at the stadium before?

No.

is in dire need of a bet

euan mate can you please point me in the right direction x

Red Sox ML is huge value mate, they have Rick Porcello pitching who has a record of 20-4. By my calculations that means the Red Sox will win 83.3% of the time. Massive misprice, bookies CLUELESS

need Hass to TT this

Pick a cup, pick a game, find out about each team - if they are resting people, twitter/FB for team sheet, tier gaps from past cups - pick a 2nd game, do the same, do all the games, pick another cup, repeat

Laying this

dont do this euan

making me V v worried

That's what I am going to do pal, just wondering whats a good league/cup to pick from out of tomorrow's skedge.

Just keep your grubby mitts away from Armenia pal.

> implying the bookies don't do this

ProFootballFocus seem to have taken a really simple & fast site to use into a much less simple & slower one. So really well done on that.

Goff so shrewd

>He isn't picking his hotshot team in the discord chat

Enjoy not winning 250k

Need to trick TT into picking Aguero again

Anyone interested in buying land in Somalia? Very very lucrative business. I'm seeing a 300% rise for land I bought 19 months ago

Will stab you pal.

Can't stop changing syntax

THIS

Fuck muh RT3 meme bets.

*RT3 neither.

have sex

disgusting

NOT YOU

>tfw waiting for 00:17 so you can look through 'Tuesday's matches'

>tfw insta-prestaking with pennies and ruining lines for everyone else

DEFINITELY not me irl

what an odd, odd man

>Absolutely365pmsl

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>365pmsl

Need advice on how to get some of the slant eyed chinks I see on campus in my bed

Literally who is getting these world Asian students?

Asians mostly keep to their own kind. Smart decision.

Tell her she is a QT 3.14 she'll pick up on the math part straight away

>Running into nuts with 2nd nuts two hands in a row
JUST

You need to learn how to make a killer fried rice

Up £200 today, and £400 this week. Literally the most I've been up in a day, or week -- ever.

Felt a bit empty inside at first, missed the permaDAC /bet/ banter and then took another look at my bank balance. :)

ALSO, just got limited by my first bookie. Was s h a k i n g SO much when I got the email. Surreal experience, is this my passing stage from bettor to shrewdie??

lol who the fuck would limit you

Free Food is +ev lad

how did you even make it to triple digits?

Racebets

Dumped basically everything on the LAX handball tip.

S H R E W D

Dread to think how much value there is in the Israeli Cup.

Just wait for Dedi to find it and pray you get on in time

learn their language

big gimmick

also

WTB

literally forgot blogabet existed

Is this /cric/?

Did you cunts see that @4chancricket LITERALLY bullied Adil Rashid into making up a bullshit story about his dying grandmother last night?

No, literally who?, no and followed by a final "I don't care"

>Wake up
>This cheeky one won
PMSL. Only ~$800 to go before breaking even, the comeback is ON.

Yes, welcome. No but that is S H O C K I N G

He pulled out of the championship decider for being "tired" so I bullied him on twitter about it for a couple of hours, until he finally gave in and made up some bullshit story about his family members being ill, about 2 minutes after I called him a coward for the 10th time, which is evidently complete shit because the excuse he gave his coach and captain was "I'm tired" and they both said they were "disappointed" and if his family was really dying you'd think he would have told his fucking coach like holy shit.

PS Somerset are at the longest odds for the jug and they shouldn't be, risky bet but could be good.

What are /bets/ MLB&NFL bets for the evening?

New

>8+
Clearly Euan's go-to answer when he's telling a lie