Manchester "United"

The London borough of Newham is actually divided into communities West Ham and East Ham, they both have their own London Underground stations.

There used to be an East Ham United that West Ham regularly faced in the 70s and 80s but they folded in 2006 iirc

"royal" teams in Spain need to be named as Real by the King or they can pull it out themselves whenever they want to?

Is an American really trying to troll European football names when the NFL has the shittest team names ever?

Examples;

Tenesse Titans
Buffalo Bills
New York Jets (They play in New Jersey)
New York Giants (They also play in New Jersey)
Kansas City Chiefs
San Diego Chargers
Los Angeles Rams

Basically the majority of the teams in the NFL. The only ones that make some sense is the 49ers since that has to do with the gold rush of 1849, and the New England Patriots because "M-muh National Anthem"

look closely at OP replies

He's clearly astonished about the fact of club's names actually meaning something instead of just being a trademark invented by a gay publicist recruited by their jew founder.

It's something about "american culture", like their communist sports, racial issues and guns. Not like it's something wrong with that, don't try to rationalize it tho, just try comprehend it

I still dont understand it, and I fucking live here. Even our MLeLS teams are like this. I dont understand why we need to have nicknames like "Timbers" Or "Earthquakes" or fucking "Dynamo"

fuck i feel retarded now. I forgot that the term Society can be used in that manner.

This, hajduci robbed travellers and disappeared into the mountains

I guess one sport did it first, succeed and then the other ones just follow the "trend" which become tradition and ultimately cultural.

It's not wrong, just different. That's why the american soccer teams that put FC, SC or United are seen as "plastic".

For europeans it's always gonna be "cringe plastic franchise", but for americans, there shouldn't any problem, at least at imo

>Hajduk and it is named after the old croatian Warriors that fought the Ottomans
>Hajduk is a term most commonly referring to outlaws, brigands, highwaymen

I love yugoslavia.

Pleb Society would fit more this case ("Real" means "royal" in this name)

I hate the names the Euros gave to our soccer teams.

>Dallas Football Club
>They play soccer not football

>New York Football Club
>They play soccer not football

>New York Red Bull
>New York Pepsi was not available

>Real Salt Lake
>Implying there is a fake Salt Lake

>Chivas USA
>Is there another Chivas?

>Seattle Sounders
>Fucking stupid

Who /Aquaforce/ here?

/fcunited/ here

fuck the big guys

>FCUM

Neck yourself

>tfw no team names like "CSKA Washington" or "Cascadia Seattle" or "Avtomobilist Detroit" or "Xoloitzcuintles de San Diego" or "Erie Cleveland" or "Metallurg Pittsburgh", et cetera

>Chivas USA
>Is there another Chivas?
Yes. Chivas USA was their American franchise

You realize that the NFL is not all of American football? College sports is where football began, and there you have team names with history: Volunteers, Buckeyes, Illini, Hoosiers, Fighting Irish, Crimson Tide, etc.

The only sport with more history in America is baseball, and even a cursory look at team names shows how convulted the history of the older team names and definitely not done by a marketing team. A newspaper writer could come up with a nickname for his city's team and eventually it'd stick

First of all, you play handegg not Football. Football is played with your feet.

Now let me dissect your post famalm

>Dallas Football Club
>They play soccer not football

>New York Football Club
>They play soccer not football

They play football.

>New York Red Bull
>New York Pepsi was not available

The team Sponsored (read as 'Owned) by Red Bull

>Real Salt Lake
>Implying there is a fake Salt Lake

Real in Spanish is another word for Royalty. The team is a connected to Real Madrid CF of Spain.

>Chivas USA
>Is there another Chivas?

Defunct, now LAFC. Chivas de Guadalajara is the original team, Chivas USA was supposed to be the American Version similar to how Red Bull has 4 Teams in different countries.. There was supposed to be a Chivas China or something but it was scrapped.

>Seattle Sounders
>Fucking stupid

Any team from Seattle, or the entire State of Washington for that matter, is stupid

We are simpletons, that is all to complicated for our concussed brains to Understand.

Go back to Mexico you stupid spic

Ok, which part of the post triggered you? Was it the handegg comment?

Fine I take it back. You play adverthandball...

Better?

>Advertball
>Soccer teams literally name themselves after corporations
>Soccer teams put the names of corporations on their uniforms instead of the name of the city they represent or the team name they picked for their city

Good goy. Be sure to visit Taco Bell after their next soccer game.

>explaining yourself to subhumans

m8, dont. Stop giving a shit whether they understand our culture or not.

Nice b8

R A R E
A
R
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Stay out of anything football related and never presume to give me (you)s again.

Semen slurping country, I swear.

An American offered to duck my dick for a double cheeseburger. This is a true story.

It's funny because Dynamo is as communisitic football name as they get. Maybe we'll see LA Lokomotiva someday LUL

cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/las-vegas-nhl-team-1.3738391

Friendly reminder that when communist burgeristan league decides to create a new team out of nothing they literally pick up the name from random gay porn studio: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Desert_Knights

>wanderers
Cheeky cunt

Okay

>the name of the city

> americans are only allowed to have one team per city

>team is called Racing Club [placename]
>don't race