/heem/: y-you don't hit hard edition

>News

UFC Fight Night 94: Winners And Losers
bloodyelbow.com/2016/9/18/12955650/ufn-94-winners-and-losers-michael-menace-johnson-dustin-poirier-derek-brunson-uriah-hall

Gustafsson VS. Nogueira
sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2016/09/ufc-encaminha-luta-entre-minotouro-e-gustafsson-para-novembro-em-sp.html

Wonderboy Opens As Favorite For Bout With Woodley
mmaoddsbreaker.com/news/betting-odds-released-for-ufc-205-welterweight-title-fight-between-tyron-woodley-and-stephen-thompson/

>Upcoming UFC Event:

UFC Fight Night: Cyborg vs. Lansberg
September 24, 2016

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Schaub bless every here

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kid nate

Why does the UFC. never try to fill up an arena with 80.000 people?

You tell me

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>that soulless crowd

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Adan strikes again

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Which non-combat sport has the best fighters? Which one has the worst?

>destroy dude's leg
>willingly sacrifice both of your own
Man just hates legs.

she's so average

>Best
Rugby
>Worst
Bowling

>Which non-combat sport has the best fighters?
Hockey

>Which one has the worst?
Wing-chun

Rugby, hockey gets an honorable mention. Football.

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Hockey, Cricket

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Schaub bless you as well my friend

>Wonderboy Opens As Favorite For Bout With Woodley
Fucking racists

mma is racist by design

What's his current occupation?

maybe rugby

worst soccer unless i count '''''''''sports'''''''' that i don't really consider sports

actor, comedian, podcaster, t shirt mogul, God

MJ roasting himself on twitter by accident

paddy the baddy pimblett will be ufc fw champ by 2018 BOOK IT LADS

Rogaine truly changed his bum (can) life

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I don't get this, someone posted it last thread too

He's surely done that intentionally

Can you think of a woman with literally zero fighting training (any discipline) who could beat Paige Vanzant in an open weight MMA fight?

I think he is actually just really dumb

HAVE A MEGAN

Serena Williams via right overhand

They don't get to train either. They fight the second they find out about it.

Why is MMA still steeped in nu metal bullshit? Shouldn't they be into hip-hop by now to appeal to the new generation?

Literally any top women's basketball player

>mfw there isn't a single bulgarian in the entire country that could beat schaub in a fight

>YOU PAYIN ME??? YOU BETTER NOT BE PAYIN ME!!!

That's being generous. Anybody with 20 pounds on Paige could probably destroy her. Especially if we're talking pro athletes.

hip-hop is dead too

sad day...

That would do just fine

I dunno if he gets it or not to be honest....

How old is Megan?

google.fr

Is Serra-Longo a meme gym?

nice try, they're already logging all of my comments

I worry about Gooby. Imagine roided wrestling fuck Chad Mendes. Now add 10 pounds and 4 inches,

Serious financial question....

I think Eddie is a lock over Conor you can't persuade me either way but thats irrelevant

99% sure that fights gonna happen at 205, rogan kind of slipper up on his podcast he knows something but cant say so I think it will be announced soon

The line opened at -180 (I think) Conor and +155 Alvarez but alvarez has dropped to +130

do I lock in now, or wait until its officially announced. I think the line is gonna move closer and will probably be -110 by fight night


Thoughts?

UFC is ran by 40-somethings forgetting they are no longer 30-somethings trying to connect to 20-somethings.

Plus Dana has terrible taste in women and music.

He's so open to being hit. I hope that roided philly douche gets hit with a clean left.

no tripfagging please, also eddie will get KO'd in the first, have a nice day

>Eddie is a lock over Conor you can't persuade me either way

This
The ring girls are bar slut tier
The entire asthetic of the ufc needs an overhaul

Dana actually likes some decent bands like Agent Orange

Mendes lost because he was unprepared and gassed, he was splitting mcgoober with elbows. Eddie will not gas and can wrestle better than Mendes

Eddie gets hit and stunned basically once a fight. I can't see McGregor letting him get away with it, no matter how many rounds he spends on his back.

Fighting nate was a terrible mistake for conor's career. Imagine if he didn't take that fight and just continued on his path of destruction at mcgregorweight.

mendes is full of shit he didn't gas
the one and only thing he was truly bragging about before that fight was his cardio for days
he did that fucking cardio event where he was carrying around paige before the fight lol

anyone who says eddie is a lock is an idiot the guy is very hittable and conor hits very hard

lmao are you insane. Conor made the most money two fights in the UFC have ever made.

I have no idea, near 30 I would guess.

Mendes lost because McGregor was a giant skelly who couldn't be hurt by manlets. The type of shots he ate would've put down a real 145er. Glad that phase of being a weight cut babby is over.

>Implying that there is a single person on this planet that could

what's he supposed to say "ughh i'm unprepared guise, lets see how this goes"

>YEEZY TAUGHT ME
What getting your husband cuck'd is acceptable?

>McGregor was a giant skelly

Suddenly Alvarez is elite

He just has a huge heard with weird ass cranial proportions. He walks around 167 so 22 isn't that big of a deal

don't need to be elite to take down goober

coming from his own mouth he was specifically bragging about his cardio before the fight

the guy was knocked the fuck out in the 2nd round he's not on conor's level

Eel get butchered from de bottum

the future GOAT

This, everyone was acting like RDA was unstoppable too but Conor would have dropped him like a rock.

i don't think eddie is a bad underdog bet but lol at ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''lock''''''''''''''''''''''

he'd unironically beat conor yesterday, today, tomorrow, anytime in the future

>Beat 3 former champs back to back
>Held the strap in every fighting promotion

>Suddenly

Do you agree with this question: Canyonero vs Robertson was probably the worst fight on any UFC card in history, AND either fighter would have been a much better opponent for CM Punk in terms of memes.

>last 5 fights:
>1 loss
>3 split decision victories
>1 TKO victory
>lock

Ever have a dream and someone makes you mad in it, then wake up and feel like you should be be mad at them. Lol

are you a cuck, a negro, or just dumb?

Please do not start tripfagging here, the beauty of /heem/ is that there are no tripfags, please don't ruin it

>He walks around 167

have you been smoking the dope?

meme'd on by banana and getting no title shot

It could be worse if he lost to Be Careful he'd be totally out of the title picture

Khabib and El Cucuy can wait in line

this goof is just waiting to be exposed

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Nurmy bless

You know SCHAUB has got that fat dad dick now

At the end of the fight the most beat thing will still be this snatch

Does anyone really want to see him fight for the title? That fight interests me least at the moment of all the real matchups that could have been made

They let women graple with men in Jiu Jitsu tournaments?

tony's fights are fun though

DELETE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You just know ;P

Give me Khabib Alvarez or give me death

Has anyone got some bleach

mma too

>be a guy
>still lose
lmao fucking goof

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Gooby rip

what went wrong?

Hugh
Mungus

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Mystic Gooby gonna knock this motherfucker out in first round

It actually makes me mad that Gooby is going to beat this clown. He should not get to call himself a 2 division champ when he's too terrified to defend either one.

Wo,uld you fight ufc against women,, if you wear bikini top entire career? Wwould you?

Jesus sober up brexit

Cristiane Justino vs. Lina Lansberg
Renan Barão vs. Phillipe Nover
Roy Nelson vs. Antônio Silva
Francisco Trinaldo vs. Paul Felder
Thiago Santos vs. Eric Spicely
Godofredo Pepey vs. Mike De La Torre

what a goof, he is going to get exposed hard

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Cyborg
Barao
Nelson
Felder
Santos
Pepe

We are all Brexit on this blessed day

I'm only just following MMA again after a year or so and I legitimately thought this card was a joke.

Rate this card:

Cristiane Justino vs. Lina Lansberg
Renan Barão vs. Phillipe Nover
Roy Nelson vs. Antônio Silva
Francisco Trinaldo vs. Paul Felder
Thiago Santos vs. Eric Spicely
Godofredo Pepey vs. Mike De La Torre
Gilbert Burns vs. Michel Prazeres
Rani Yahya vs. Michinori Tanaka
Jussier Formiga vs. Dustin Ortiz
Erick Silva vs. Luan Chagas
Alan Patrick vs. Stevie Ray
Vicente Luque vs. Héctor Urbina
Glaico França vs. Gregor Gillespie

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GOOD point

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>main event is a can crush
I get they are trying to build her up but I couldnt care less.

Why wwould you just stan,d in the pockett like thisa nd DO nothing!

why can't I hold all these whos

Cyborg (someone's going to sub Rousey 2.0 one day though)
Barao
Nelson
Trinaldo
Santos
Pepey

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Borg
Barao
Nelson
Felder
Santos
Torre

3/10

I'll tune in solely to see Roy delete Bigfoot's chin.

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UFC really making the most of the closing stages of their TV deal

ima pass on this one, cya next week

O H

I thought cyborg was fighting leslie smith.

In these days,,once wonder swhere the mman is out and where the man is in,!

>UFC "Oh you thought FN 94 was bad, wait till you see this!" Fight Night

>Cyborg
>Barao
>Nelson
>Trinaldo
>Santos
>De La Torre

anyone won yesterday?

That happened, it was a short affair

SHIT

He's 5'8 so add 2 inches. No individual with a functioning brain can survive da leff.

they have a guy called spicely and another guy called pepey, plus roy nelson and barao fighting a who, plus erick silva relegated to early fox or wherever the hell they broadcast it this time

it's gonna be awkwardly fun, won't be watching tho
see ya in oct 8th, folks

h-he slipped

Cristiane Justino
Renan Barão
Roy Nelson
Francisco Trinaldo
Thiago Santos
Pepe

Howwwow do I post emoji, to heem? :')

adios

Lansberg
Nover
Nelson
Trinaldo
Santos
Pepe

CYBORG
BARAO
NELSON
TRINALDO
SPICELY
DE LA TORRE

delete system32

>Lansberg

JDS has wins over the last 3 heavyweight champs
Title shot when?

Is this guy natty heem

should be a couple of spicy meme fights

Cyborg
Barao
Nelson
Felder
Santos
De La Torre

weird shoulders, long head

Cyborg via 1st round T/KO
Barao via 1st round submission
Nelson via 1st round KO
Trinaldo via decision
Santos via 1st round T/KO
Pepey via 1st round sub

i could heem every here and twice on sundays

I could take his peahead CLEAN OFF

Could she beat paige vanzant?

If you pass on any event your not a real fight fan. Alot of spicey potential

>your
what's you're max bench press?

Watched some classic Muay Thai / Kickboxing matches earlier (no heavyweight memes). Sucks that teeps / push kicks are so risky when takedowns are considered. Nothing more beautiful than dudes getting their guts dug into repeatedly.

>how do you want your first round?
>just meme my shit up

Dont touch my fightfu.
For real chimpface or not i would break my dick off in PVZ

not gonna lie it would be a cool rematch

>letting her get close
>bad stance
>hand down at waste

well you can say she took a chance at least.there are lot of pussies in this game

>yfw his dream is to be a wwe mandrama man

too bad for him that hes a manlet

Press my dick in your moms cobweb infested pussy. Go fuck yourself this is 5chins not a place i have to care about grammar.

I find it hard to enjoy any technique in other combat sports that doesn't hold up in mma

Eddie Alvarez has been the underdog in his last 5 fights, winning 4 of them.

>Phillipe Nover is UNIRONICALLY fighting Renan Barao

How dense is that bitch for real. That gorilla lookin bitch easily has 30 lbs on her if not 50 and like 5 inches.

He beat Darrell Horcher though

>Bigfoot and fatass are unironically both elite in HW and on the main card

Cyborg
Barao
Nelson
Trinaldo
Santos
de la Torre

You're both assuming she was prepared for a fight. Maybe she just relaxed around blacks.

They work. You just also need a good guard so that getting taken down isn't a big deal. That's a much more rare combination. MMA purists of that type like Rogan who want fights to be held in giant fields without gloves and what not are nerds. It's fun to see the metas develop around minor cont contrivance and sports that focus on a more narrow aspect of fighting really flesh out the highest calibre techniques. Getting into boxing made the average MMA fighter look fucking silly throwing punches. It's a trade off where both have merit.

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>Erick Silva is fighting a no name in the first FS1 prelim

Wtf is herb dean doing???????

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>Cyborg
>Barao
>Nelson
>Trinaldo
>Santos
>Pepe

If I remember the original vid right,she sold meth instead of mdma to the black bitch and she was 1 vs 8 so she would have been swarmed anyway.She also gut a really nasty lip cut after the ground and pound

Anyway I am always amazed of how female black hood rats fight.Amazing cardio and vicious ground and pound.White girl didnt stand a chance and I am not even Cred Forums

His job. He's the best in the business.

>Bigfoot and fatass are unironically both elite in HW
I don't think Big JUST Silva is being put into the woodchipper just for him to retire.
I don't think Nelson will ever beat anyone good period.

GSP before Serra
>6 KO
>4 Sub
>3 Dec

After Serra
>2 KO
>1 Sub
>9 Dec

She's not white she has dark hair

He NEVER gets the stoppage right. Either stops way early or lets it go on way too long

Cyborg
Barao
Nelson
Trinaldo
Santos
de la torre

teach us more about boxing

Leave sea level Cain to me

Conor before Diaz
95% Finishes
5% Decision

Conor After Diaz
0 % Finishes
100% Decisions

>not even fined for kicking a coach

Just watch Bromachenko

youtube.com/watch?v=m1M-DrNcqSY

Nelson's not meant to beat anyone good, he's a gate keeper. They should have him fight the big black dude, ngnangnana

>coach

lol

Will Silva vs Emelianenko be any good?

yes

Wandy will kill him if Fedor fights like the Maldonado fight

>expecting asians to have a soul

the meta game of MMA is always changing you never know when the teep will make a come back or when people in the current meta get good at that technique or that a specialist comes up the ranks and shows how viable the tech is.

8 years ago people like Chael Sonnen were saying that the wrestling single leg had no purpose in MMA's meta, and the most high percentage wrestling shot was a blast double.

Fast forward to the current meta and the double leg has been phased out in favor of a awhole slew of single thanks to people like DC, TJ and Maia.

Same could be said about the RNC its percent use to percent finish was going down real bad because people were using the gloves and just defending the hell and stalling it out.

Last 3 years with people adjusting the grip, feinting for the jaw breaker, or using the short choke the RNC's percent to finish has increased.

MMA forces evolution real fast, but its also a fad based environment with moves coming into favor, getting figured out then "new" moves or rather over looked moves phased in to take their place, there are staples to MMA of course but at the meta level things arent as clean and cut as people online seem to make them as

What does this mean?

Is there a 209 Bourdain episode otw?

expecting a raise, he barely got in the top 15 before getting injured for 18 months

SL fighters are so unaware

Will it beat Werdum vs Velasquez 2 the day before though? The first fight was pretty good

What happened to cute Nick?

Id like to see Struve vs Nignou or Nelson v Nig

>Struve vs Nignou

It was supposed to happen at 204 but they are training partners so they declined the fight

You mean to tell me someone has less finishes the better the competition gets?
Shocking

Why did Natty Georges flee from USADA?

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truer words, friend

just be glad someone with reason nixed dana's suggestion to use a variation of 'let the bodies hit the floor'

dude tats lmao

>tfw you will never buy a meme jumper to match the colour of your rolls

Is she fighting Mackenzie Dern?

>le its over after 1 punch sport

Hughes is better than all of those decisions

break down cruz vs. cody boxswede

>two tattooed ladies and their pet chimps
how appropriate considering ufc is PT Barnum tier

No idea who they are

MANBORG
BARON
FATASS
TRINALDO
SPICY
PEPE

Who is your favourite Canadian MMA fighter?

Bork. Lesnar

Rory Mac

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Cute desu

rormac

What an utter faggot.

this

DANA AND CONOR ARE ON SPORTS CENTER

GET IN HERE GOOFS

youtu.be/FfjoZOFloJ8
youtu.be/FfjoZOFloJ8
youtu.be/FfjoZOFloJ8

Nick's face got fucked up man. Nate is cute tho :3

literally lold

You serious, Nate is a lizardman, he's more fucked up than his brother.

Will they fight when they break up?

gay

>you will never be this small

mma is meme

conor is the real champion, he finished both top 2 guys

youtube.com/watch?v=HdvOfCz6_tk

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I wanna watch them fugg

anyone know if bruce lee was a legit fighter ?

there's no way this lasts, they are in such puppy love with this constant posting and affection, i give them three months

anyone who tells you bruce lee was an actual good fighter is an absolute casual

>chuck Norris is a casual
Lmao kid

Holy shit that dude must be like two feet tall.

PVZ's arms are bigger than Uriah's.

look at that area of miami
guaranteed he has 3 guns and 2 pitbulls

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how the fuck did she win

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what did he mean by this?

her arms are permafat

y,es id even weer panties lol for that goofy shirt muney

either drunk or someone from the middle east learning english

Why do you always link this show?

good enough for me

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He's the übermensch of mma media

>SCISSOR ME TIMBERS

long hair please

jiu jitsu is a superpower

it's all over.

she has decided her crushing depression is because she's a lesbian

why doesn't gabi just work on technique ?

Bait ingested. Please proceed.

Rose could not have fucked her shit up harder if she tried

kek

wait for the tattoos

whats wrong with her hands?
hormones?

Gabi got a penalty and then Dern avoided takedowns until time ran out

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last time replacement in a category that is clearly not hers to begin with

Based eugene BTFO of trannys

youtube.com/watch?v=A33Bb59M9-0

>Based.
>Le old demented black lives matter man.
Questionable.

Rematch when?

You fags know it'd be pretty spicy. Bellator vs UFC. It could be like PRIDE vs UFC. If Bellator won, /heem/ would shit itself.

Cyborg
Barao
Big Country
Felder
Spicely
De La Torre

How do you respond?

KMS

Im posting this on heem la

Only correct answer would to be Schaubpost him

they already had a rematch you fucking casual

You know I meant a rubber match, you fucking miserable cunt.

the true GOAT is coming r.i.p. 2 gooby

what did she mean by this?

you will never understand

This guy is legitimately retarded. Like

What GSPs best fight?

>antigoobz

trigg

youre just hating coz hes a scouser

He beat the absolute Piss out of Jon Fitch which was fun. His 3 fights with Hughes are real good too.

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>November 19th:
>UFC Fight Night 99
>Bellator - Chandler vs. Henderson
>Kovalev vs. Ward
fuuuuuck

ufc card is in ireland
with ireland's own gunnar nelson

>Gunnar Nelson
>Irish
Nigga, he's Icelandic. He fucks Bjork on the reg.

brazil is on that same day too, with gus?

jesus november 19th is going to explode.

IRELAND'S OWN

>Reykjavík
>Ireland

you're right his dad is part american he's not white

Gunnar "Paddy" Nelson is going to fuck up that gook

>Irish
>white
>American
>non-white

Kek. The irish are the niggers of western europe.

Which MMA related Twitter accounts should I follow?

why are they so beautiful

Schaub and Rogan. The God and the Prince. That's it.

Super Calo
The Naked Gambler
Any MMA fighters you like
Any commentators you like
any news outlets/reporters and analysts you like

everyone at bloodyelbow

I feel ya. But listen, I think that a lot of elite Thais and the such would easily be able to transition 99% of their striking repertoire into MMA if they just learnt takedown defense

The Wogs begin at Calais

/STANN/

who should headline fight night 100?

cain jds 4?

Tim Kennedy

bloodyelbow.com/2016/9/18/12955926/merenda-venator-fc-to-take-a-break-because-were-far-from-making-money-mma-news
RIP in piece Venator

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What is that discount Bellator?

youtube.com/watch?v=g0bZtf5MCzY

misquoted

taking a break because they are far from being able to keep growing like he thought, expenses are high, demand is low, but still makes a profit, I think he just had a 2 years to become the KSW of the Mediterranean dream

I hope they do well. More MMA is always a good thing.

>supercalo

*tip*

What's the right breed of dog for an MMA fan?

Pug

Its already Gus-Littlenog

>cain jds 4

Kek

don't bother he's legitimately autistic

Chihuahua.

Jesus, Poirier is shit.

Goober should be careful next time he brags about beating him, Poirier is Siver tier at this point.

>implying he isn't the greatest shitposter on twitter

who is maia fighting next? demian maia.
youtube.com/watch?v=-qZxMY7FZf8

i'm talking about the australian

Hopefully he just sits on his number 1 contender status and fights the winner of Woodley/Thompson

going to my first MMA class tomorrow, what should I expect? will i be allowed to spar? I think I have picked up a few things from browsing /heem/ and could beat the average club member.

He'll come out to In the End next la

youtube.com/watch?v=4ZI8AC4AR5A

>will i be allowed to spar?
Any good gym won't let you spar off the bat. They might let you spar grappling faster since its less dangerous but stand up sparring you will have to wait.

is there a specific waiting time or do they just 'know' when you are ready?

this

desu he should make that his meme, coming out to Linkin park songs

did watch this card, looks like a late stoppage to me

Guys, my UFC instructor is telling me I can do anything I waaaaaaan. Should I be worried?

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If he is a black belt in UFC then you should trust him.

>the city of australia

youtube.com/watch?v=U68AgEzgNI0

bring guns

Is that some women and children you're hiding, Mohammed?

Southpaw is the GOAT stance.

>manlet who wants to be a fake wrestler
What a cuck

Well Herb had just stopped Brunson-Hall laughably early, so maybe that was on his mind.

>WAAAAAAAAAAH IF CONOR DIDN'T HAVE THAT REACH HE WOULD BE A SHIT FIGHTER
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IF DJ WASN'T SO SMALL HE WOULD'VE BEATEN CRUZ
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IF JONES DIDN'T HAVE THAT REACH HE WOULD'VE BEEN MEDIOCRE
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

You realise how annoyingly gay you faggots sound?

You know who I'm quoting.

Renan Barao.

They just know.

what should nick improve to become a champion?

Good stoppage

oh man my boy, no one will ever top his ultimate fighter ko

Have you guys seen the updated Thanks Edmund vid?
youtube.com/watch?v=pnOWPl-nSI8

His autism.

His drug abuse.

youtube.com/watch?v=NrTJJXkeo4E

When he fights for the belt

his aggression

Stop memeing. Brunson missed every follow up shot. Herb let Weidman knock 20 years off of his life.

At this stage in his career? Idk, maybe just gameplan better. Diaz bros are one trick ponies.

Heart will go on is a tune

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Depends how quickly you pick up the basics.

This was gnarly.

His boxing.

You just know

rashad beating him will be awesome

10/10 movie

Benitez's performance yesterday was beautiful

It's the only fight I missed. Should I watch it?

who rates fedor here?

I thought that movie was so cool when it came out. I still do.

Cyborg
Barao
Big Country
Felder
ThiaKO
Pepey

Doesn't it finish in the second? It's not bad at all, watch it but it is somewhat one sided. I was really impressed with Benitez though, one of the standout fights for me based solely on that

Best:
Hockey (obviously)

Worst:
Cycling

Not me that guy is not a legitimate fighter.

He's no tony ferguson.

>keep your shirt on bitchtits

Thing is I can't even tell if you're just memeing cause it doesn't seem to click very well for some people

I think that Fedor was the GOAT in his time, but the competition has improved so dramatically in the modern day that any UFC champ that defends the belt atleast 3 times is automatically the new GOAT.

for sure my man

I don't rate the ghost of fedor for sure. Nor the ghost of wanderlei for that matter.

Lads, look at the guy in the white shirt next to the ring corner after Fedor is rocked


That's a real fightfan right there.

TJ Dollar Shore

greatest of all time in his time

mcgoob hasn't defended once and these casuals praise him as the GOAT

You just won your first UFC fight via early submission in your UFC FitePass debut. Anik comes up to you, congratulates you on the win, then asks you
>Is there anybody you'd like to call out?
How do you respond?

Would you guys like it if I made some Derek Brunson webms?

I'll fight whoever Dana wants me to :)

I'd ask Connor's mom on a date.

In hockey, sometimes you can pre-empt the need to fight

pic related

I want to fight you Jon.
I then laugh Ike Big Ben.

Sea level Cain

mfw I don't know whether to laugh or cry

Liberals.
>Volkmann'd

yeah, whatever, I gots the highr number

My sister. She could fuck up most of you guys, too. Especially Spain.

That's right, I went there.

>I want to fight Cain Velasquez
>At Sea Level

And I just walk away

I know it's Killashaw. Just memeing.

spainsperg has gone straight pussy as of late so I don't doubt her

Can Alvarez take dat left hand shot?

Good lads

No.
No one can.

no but mcgoober can't take dat wrestlefuck

I can.

>le 27/27 man

...

>yfw Stipe wins one for da land

Right.

He looks like a rare pepe some robot drew in this

I could heem Cyclops and Gooby at the same time using my monkey fist technique followed by the crane kick. They wouldn't even touch me. Karate is the GOAT Martial Art after all.

>travis walked out to "i'm the best around"

what did he mean by this?

I need your heem faces

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This guy does not give a FUCK about being careful.

...

They say his face is still like that to this very day.

youtube.com/watch?v=dhe385c-pd0
Holy fuck I just found out about this. It looks great.

...

are you fucking kidding me nobody saw this?

this is amazing

>The Saint Cloud Times is reporting Dahir Adan, a member of the local Somali Community, was the man who attacked nine people at a local mall Saturday while shouting about “Allah.”

>Unemployed edition

adan................................

dude eddie doesn't have good footwork and he doesn't move his head, his striking is clumsy as fuck

he is going to get knocked out, first round

dude we kek'd that into existence

it means that at his gym he is the most talented fighter

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I'm cooking up the next thread boys, don't worry I got it

It's going to be dope

>if fighting was easy
>i would not be injured as often

cyborg
renen
roy
trinaldo
santos
pepey

stop! i can only get so hard..

>Mcgregor will never fuck your girlfriend while calling you a big boy

okay lets be serious for a moment

is there any man alive that can actually defeat "Sea Level" Cain

Werdum December 30

Cyborg
Barao
Nelson
Trinaldo
Santos
De La Torre

to be fair, JDS did already

Anyone ever saw that movie Filth?Fucking main character reminds me of McGregor so badly

this guy

frig off

A heavyweight Jonny Bones, Cain is a middle of the road heavyweight anyways

Might be the worst card I've ever seen
Formiga vs Ortiz is a good fight, Nelson vs Silva is a fight for survival between two terrible HWs, and the rest is utter shit

>its utter shit because im a casual and dont know half the fighters on the card

>he doesnt have good footwork and his striking is clumsy as fuck

Moron

Yeah you go ahead and get hyped up for Trinaldo and Erick "I lost my last 2" Silva

The odds Thiago Santos will headkick somebody again after getting reemed by the Moose are astronomically low I feel

I know the fighters, they just don't impress me

this has been a great year for mma

dana freaking bless

Wow, you namedropped some of the more notable fighters on the card to show off how you "know the fighters"

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MIKE???

>t. druggie beating Cain

nah

>rock him
>take him down

No wonder he lost i can't stand bad fight iq

>but the competition has improved so dramatically
Not exactly in HW

jds

JDS, Werdum, Miocic, Velasquez and Reem are all goat

Cain, JDS, Stipe, K1 Werdum would all annihilate anyone from prime Pride. Competition goes to shit below the top though.

i love that guy

That's because half the guys who used to be heavyweights in the early to mid 2000s cut to LHW now

I don't really want either of them to win...

he couldnt get fedor off of him

Are you a real fight fan?

>used to be
Meant *would be

>Leg lock heavy martial art
>It's best representativecan only fight once every three years due to lower body injuries

Pottery.

No I only started watching for Rousey and Conor.

Once and fucking for all, lets settle this.

What weight does Conor walk around at?

That is basically high level BJJ in a nutshell.

high level sport BJJ
high level MMA BJJ is actually interesting and useful

I would guess above 155 but less than 165

he has no set weight

he could fight at flyweight if he wished

160

Yeah, I just meant grappling only tournaments. Even 'submission only' rules in grappling is full of meme shit that would get you heemed. You should train with at least some consideration towards being punched or headbutted imo.

Dummy

youtube.com/watch?v=ESBXOOMi7SE

>Even 'submission only' rules in grappling is full of meme shit that would get you heemed.
If you're tied up with one of those guys you're done long before any opportunity like that... it seems pretty irrelevant to me.

His balls alone weigh 40 stone, ye

streamable.com/7qrw

I like how you actually edited the quote yourself because you knew you couldn't address the entire point itself lol

alvarez's footwork and non existing head movement makes him easy to hit, he wants to stand and trade because he has good grappling, which is his greatest strength

eddie alvarez is at his worst at range on the feet, if you don't believe that, you're an idiot

out of camp not training i could see like 175ish

i would say the reason he came in 168 for diaz fight was that extra 5-10ish pounds is not lean mass that he wants to carry in a fight

>ywn see what you look like in "dying of dehydration" mode

...

Those guys are, but as a whole HW is not leaps and bounds better or anything. The best Pride HWs in their prime were right there with them. Whole different dynamic and set of rules too.

I'd love to have seen some of those guys fight though.

JDS did already. Elevation Werdum beat elevation Cain, so I imagine sea level Werdum beats sea level Cain too.

170 max

even without the sea level thing it looked like cain wanted no part of wrestling/grappling with werdum

which takes a way his biggest threats that open up the striking

When will Koksal Baba make his Octagon debut? I think he could make quite a splash in the Welterweight division

I hope that humanoid gets murdered soon.

Cyborg
Barao
Nelson
Felder
Santos
Pepey

I didnt edit the quote you fucking retard, i literally picked out the two parts i disagreed with

You're a fucking moron

>Watching BJJ videos
>Wonder how Tonon and Cummings did at ADCC last year
>Both lost on the first day
>Eddie because he pulled guard and lost a point
>Tonon with the biggest point difference of the tourney

Man, EBI really skews your perception of things lel. Brazillians steady cucking the planet.

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i'm glad one fc banned soccer kicks 2bh

What is everybody's favorite 3 divisions?
1. Women's Bantamweight
2. Flyweight
3. Featherweight

it really does
UFC does the same with NCAA wrestling for me

At least there's an argument to be made that folk style is the reason why US wrestlers do not translate to the world stage. I've seen BJJ guys claim the point system acts the same way, but there's not a structure in place that forces them to play a different way. Tonon also just got crushed by DJ Jackson again who is fuckin' native.

1. Middleweight
2. Welterweight
3. Heavyweight

WW, LW, FW, WSW

>Anything about welterweight
>He fell for the meme

>post ur suicide theme

youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM

1. Lightweight
2. Welterweight
3. Batntamweight

sperg thread incoming

t. fedoralord

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1. Lightweight
2. Welterweight
3. Featherweight
Bonus: Women's Straw
Bonus2: Bantamweight

Gay pride! (/heem)

I'm slowly working on a sudoku playlist that will probably have dozens of songs by the time I'm ready.

some things that I'd like to listen to as I fade away:

youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg
youtube.com/watch?v=oSkLs5BJGBE
youtube.com/watch?v=GR6C3-OyNTQ
youtube.com/watch?v=pAar5UvgDeY
youtube.com/watch?v=f4it9vK6G7o
youtube.com/watch?v=QKb0dWWcnv4
youtube.com/watch?v=A3cwRGT1OQ0
youtube.com/watch?v=ZGXdYoVGJUM
youtube.com/watch?v=6FnEy3XDNxE
youtube.com/watch?v=4NrGCLSlMj0
youtube.com/watch?v=q77-ggkzWRI
youtube.com/watch?v=oSyImBwUfWM
youtube.com/watch?v=k_LiZctDjgs
youtube.com/watch?v=8Lr1ALFtWH0
youtube.com/watch?v=4GE9DZ4CZa8
youtube.com/watch?v=tL_TFXbSnLY
youtube.com/watch?v=qWDMOEx7d2M
youtube.com/watch?v=BHgYtKkSEDA
youtube.com/watch?v=u5VRo5MBUXY
youtube.com/watch?v=RC88m824ZNc
youtube.com/watch?v=NkUKbfaRggk
youtube.com/watch?v=4lmdfUlSW18
youtube.com/watch?v=yRZGR2o8mtU
youtube.com/watch?v=a_GSMJxKIz8
youtube.com/watch?v=3YTgwY1Ld5s

Name 5 of these guys Conor could beat.

everyone except be careful

Poirier (Again)
Diaz
Dos Anjos
Cerrone
Alvarez

There's more on that list

Michael Johnson
Dustin Poirier
Tony Ferguson (his whole gameplan is "get beaten up and then score a submission")
Nate
Dariush (unless Dariush suddenly decided to use his jiujitsu offensively like he hasn't done as much as he should)

>Dos Anjos
>Cerrone
>Alvarez

can't believe I missed these two they're probably top 5:
youtube.com/watch?v=CIqh9Hj1Z8o
youtube.com/watch?v=4NZdggNUvq0

others
youtube.com/watch?v=vF6jje67lVk
youtube.com/watch?v=d-lD9m_YEXU

lightweight cerrone would get heemed by body shots
Dos Anjos would've been KO'd stiff
Alvarez is just my opinion desu

>Dos Anjos would've been KO'd stiff

Eddie Alvarez's TDD vs Conor's are in two entirely different leagues

All of em but barboza and cerrone he could get heemed and submitted by respectively

By which I mean he has a good chance, but its a fight so anything could happen

Also Diaz gets heemed next time round

The fuck, Cerrone could heem AND submit him

looking at how emotional Dos Anjos was the lead up to 196 he would've ran in there stupid trying to make an example of him bro, it would've never gone to the ground

honestly I think Dos Anjos was just due to get KO'd by somebody, it was prime real estate

Do you really think one of the best strikers in the UFC couldn't heen Conor
Barboza is a fucking munster, even if he does have a glass chin

Not really. All we saw was him fight a superior wrestler in Chad on short notice with injury and did get put to the mat several times.. but he stuffed a fair amount to.

I doubt he was drilling much TDD in preparation for aldo

>trust me bro the mind games beat him before the fight even started
Is this a satire of Conor fans or what

Seems to be a problem Brazilians in particular have with him
If Dos Anjos and Conor met and Dos Anjos actually employed his grappling, he would beat Conor the same way Khabib would

>Anime
>Shoegaze and dream pop
Pls go watch tennis or something

new thread

No I think he would, that's what I meant

New thread

Does he get two tries?

nah that's not what I mean, it wasn't even mind games, it was about him being angry and wanting to seriously hurt him for all the shit he was talking, aldo got shook as fuck, RDA was just angry as hell

with a clear head yeah, he'd pretty much go to the ground from the start and rag doll conor no doubt

kek

Is there anyone on UFC who could stop the goat Renato Laranja?

GLansberg
Barao
Nelson
Felder
Santos
De La Torre

180

holy fuck this is hilarioso

Michael Shannon?

Cybork
Barão
Roy
Trinaldo
Santos
Pepey