Eternal Arsenal Thread

>sanchez is the only arsenal player to take more than one premier league penalty and fail to score with any

such a weirdly worded tweet
but still, need giroud to slot home
but no one is good at pens

>Leicester defender Robert Huth has described how Arsenal players taking selfies after their 2-1 win against the Foxes "got the blood boiling" - and inspired them to their historic title success.

hmmm

dubs and we win the league

ffs i wish old cunts would get over this shit

dubs and you kys
singles and ox fucks off

means we indirectly won the league lads

>Losing Alexis to fucking Pep Guardiola
WENGER OUT

coq isnt going to city m8 fuck off

Even with all their success last season
beating Arsenal was not an attainable achievement.

Did you guys see that Vardy-Mahrez-Vardy-Slimani goal?
TRIGGERED

>Xhaka will never tell you to shush your moans as he penetrates your hole deeply

>paige ate

That's gay

it's free money lad

Clichy aside, no player that has left Arsenal for City has really worked out. You can even argue that no Arsenal player that has left for Pep has really worked out.

Sagna

Sagna has never reproduced his prime years at Man City, though.

poop will never sign alexis again, once was already too many for him

its not gay if its with Granit Xhaka

you're mad if you think alexis goes to a team where he's just another piece. he so clearly and desperately wants to be the main man

you're mad if you think cesc goes to a team where he's just another piece. he so clearly and desperately wants to be the main man

>tfw gotta hope malen doesn't make it cause raiola's his agent

>playing against Nicky B tomorrow and against Chelsea on Saturday
shit

STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING THREADS

what part of eternal don't you understand ?

gonna be a fun week

predictions for the line up on Tuesday?

It's Cred Forums's team, get over it

>You now remember Flamini and his secret chemical factory

FOR THE WIN

ROLL

He displaced their captain though. Well, captain when Kompany is injured.

So basically still their captain.

Martinez
Bellerin Holding Gabriel Gibbs
Xhaka Elneny
Lucas Jeff Ox
Giroud
bench: ospina, mustafi, bielik, coq, amn, willock, theo

I thought Zabaleta and Toure were the captains when Kompany is injured?

>Gabriel-Holding
that is gonna make for some fun, though I don't think Bellerin, Giroud, nor Lucas play

Yeah, I know, I'm talking about Zabaleta.

I think Giroud and Lucas deffo play they've had no game time recently. Bellerin only cause I don't think debuchy is fit
Bielik could play maybe and Holding play rb

Debuchy to start and earn his place back with an amazing performance

POO

TRIP ON SOSA

Read a few anons saying no one is broadcasting our game tomorrow is this true?

Usually there are still streams available no?

>someone actually gave bendtner a contract

It wouldn't be gay if the faggot didn't do his eyebrows

Maybe I should come over and take your job

you could work at hungry jacks lmao

Sosa is my name on reddit :3

I would like to see Lucas up top against forest
Although it looks like I wont actually get to see it
as it doesn't look like its going to be televised.

>another general

hello, why is the new striker rarely starts?

whoa i completely forgot about >billo

either wenger doesn't want to rush him into a new league, or alexis is his plan a and lucas is just the backup to that

i reckon we'll beat chelsea desu their defence is laughable

hopefully xhaka and giroud start

Weren't you MetalStorm20 (now deleted)?

morning lads
oxlade-chamberlain out

telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/09/19/alex-iwobi-looks-like-succeeding-at-arsenal-where-likes-of-theo/

Based Iwobi

Jeorge Bird @jeorgebird 1m
Debuchy back in full training. M-Niles, C. Willock, Zelalem, Nelson, DaSilva, Bielik, Mavididi, Sheaf, Macey all trained with first-team.

kek how are two average english speakers already so chummy?

They're both naturally chummy guys

good lads, can't wait until they get more game time, wenger out

We should sign Pato

#gaygooners

youtube.com/watch?v=HW5g8gUJqLQ

Top kek.
How am I seeing this for the first time?

...

is that pic from today?

yes

Anyone feel that Wenger's system is anti-striker? Suarez or Lewandowski would only score like 20 goals a season at best playing for us.

>Matt Macey, Ainsley Maitland-Niles, Gedion Zelalem, Krystian Bielik, Ben Sheaf, Chris Willock, Stephy Mavididi, Josh DaSilva, Reiss Nelson and Emile Smith-Rowe all trained with the senior squad.
>Mathieu Debuchy is back in full training after injury, while Emiliano Martinez, Granit Xhaka, Mohamed Elneny, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Rob Holding, Gabriel, Chuba Akpom, Lucas Perez and Jeff Reine-Adelaide all trained.

Martinez
AMN Holding Gabriel Gibbs
Xhaka Elneny
Lucas Jeff Ox
Akpom

Macey, Bielik, Debuchy, Zelalem, Sheaf, Willock, Nelson/Dasilva, Mavididi.

should be Nelson/Dasilva/Mavididi.

why should ains be playing right back?

it's just a guess based on
a) debuchy only just coming back
b) amn was wearing the same colour bib as the rest of the 'starting team' and debuchy wasn't
gettyimages.com.au/search/events/669342765?sort=newest&excludenudity=true&phrase=&family=editorial#license

w8 just realised Gibbs isn't part of that first team squad that's training

wonder who would fill in

Muslim Brotherhood la.

mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/barcelona-hector-bellerin-transfer-arsenal-8867872

CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS

fake

>tfw we will remember tuesday as the turning point in Chuba's career

>you suddenly remember the Tuesday club

i found his new account and other profiles but i didn't want to dox him

if he keeps making sosa-esque posts i will tho

It's not even me tho m8. There's like 2-3 other Canadians on here.

>still no new episode

you can't fool me

fucking redditor

Arsecast + Arsecast extra and ABWL get me through the week desu

I can be extremely intimidating on the phone.

I took a course at a local college in speaking aggressively and I passed as top of the class. In my final assessment I had to phone a payphone and verbally assault whoever answered. I made the woman who picked up at the other end throw up, she was so scared.

I'll use a public payphone whilst wearing a Legolas mask so no one can backtrace any numbers or see my face on CCTV. That way no one can find me, you just need to deny to the police any knowledge of this when inevitably asked.

>tfw burger tourist in London

Saw my first IRL fish and chips last night lads.

Football Weekly isn't bad either

>radio host from Texas journey to becoming an Arsenal supporter

theunticket.com/craig-junior-spank-miller-tells-his-soccer-journey/

sign up for benefits and bring them down from the inside insh'allah

I can't remember the last time I saw a proper fish and chips shop, most of them now sell everything from kebabs, fish and chips to fried chicken.

are you sothern la'?

They're still everywhere up in Manchester

Yes I'm from London

Where in London lad?

Also go out on a Friday to any Wetherspoons and watch slagposting in 3D. It's an experience

I think that's the point. Naive tourists like me don't know the difference between a proper fish and chips shop and a generic restaurant that also sells chicken sandwiches and cheeseburgers.

I really enjoyed the fish and chips meal I had, but what do I know about the dish? It's literally the first time I ate it.

Lad

It's battered fish, fried and served with french fried potatoes. I can make it for you tonight

As there been any articles about Pogba nicking a living

Just watch his recent performances blud

he almost scored a blooter last game tbf

Don't think so Pedro

youtube.com/watch?v=c18Ze3Z8cGw

>there's no fish and chips in ameriburger land

Lemon, tartar sauce, pepper

No, because he's the best player of all time playing under the best manager of all time.

Who are these scrotum totems?

SOFT WITH THE LADIES HARD WITH THE MEN

DENCH

>sign players
>stop losing games
Is there a correlation?

Show your work

Good Evening, lads

There is this great camaraderie that comes from being teammates.
Its fairly instantaneous.

no
I believe we had what is necessary to compete
but the good looking lads were looking thin so we needed a few more.

Even after a couple of years there doesn't seem to be any pictures of Ludivine in a Man City jersey.
To which I say BASED.

hola, venezuelano, voy a vivir en Barcelona. Tienes una idea de como la vida es alli?

not really missing Sagna tbqh

Por Barcelona, te refieres a la ciudad de Anzoategui? Por qué carajos quisieras venir a vivir acá con todos los problemas?

S-sorry for the offtopic, arse

Are you Sosa?

How's the weather in Ecuador this time of the year?

terrible idea

No. Are you?

>barcelona
>not the one in spain
ah

hello

the lads

youtube.com/watch?v=8ARrEyCt_Hs

Hope Jeff and big Chuba make it

OH! DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU THERE! Subscribe

Perez killed Chuba's chances.

>the transfer of gf to user has hit another standstill

I hate the current market senpai.

it's better this way

Perez is just a temporary stop so Malen can flourish.

Can barely understand them 2bh.

>Iwobi has 5 PL assists, most of any Arsenal player in 2016
ozil who

Terrible, did you miss Barcelona's lost v Alves?
or our 3-0 whooping by Sheff Wed

Ospina
Bellerin Gabriel Holding Gibbs
Xhaka Elneny
AMN Jeff Ox(unfortunately)
Lucas

Guardian sport @guardian_sport
Kane facing up to two months out as #THFC fear ligament damage

nice

Do >we play them soon?

no idea

Good. Apperantly Janssen has been pretty shit for them too

November 6

I'm sure he will be back that day and score twice

he'll miss the game we have against them in Nov

dunno how you can like these girls with the flattest of chests desu

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37408913

i prefer ass and legs desu m8

>tfw have only won 1 NLD in the past 2 seasons
>tfw it was a league cup game
Hope Feo scores a hat trick

fair enough. although the girls like cara and that chloe (i think that's what her name is) don't have any ass at all either. it's whatever though

Can you all refrain from posting in this thread until an Arsenal game or Arsenal related news happens?

its Elle Fanning, far better than Chloe

wew lad

>i prefer ass and legs desu m8
stop making me like you

I want homos to leave.

We are all gods children user

>Manchester United are ready to sell defender Phil Jones, 24, in January, with Liverpool and Arsenal interested. (Sun)

>Manchester City and Barcelona will move for Arsenal defender Hector Bellerin, 21, in the January transfer window. (Daily Mail)

hmmmm

>Tfw can genuinely imagine Bellerin in a Man City kit
He looks so good in sky blue

Arsenal are shit lol

is there a more comfy feeling than watching the mighty gooners play whilst sniffing some lines of coke and downing some stellas?

just like Wilshere does in that Bournemouth kit

>coke
>stellas

DisgustedNiggerDivertingHisAttention.bmp

>4chin working again
fix your shit Hiro

What did Xhaka mean by this? Who have been chatting shit?

Americans never fit in here. leave

any of you got fifa 16 xbox one

Swiss media.
Yeah why?

>tfw bellendo is safe
twitter.com/MirrorAnderson/status/777886591612313600

do you want to get wrecked

Don't play live, in fact I hardly play my xbox at all desu. I should get into it a bit more but I am currently working on a self improvement schedule(studying various topics, working out, etc) and aren't sure where I will slot it.

>already have 6 CBs
>still link us with more
Journalism is dead

It's been dead with regards to transfers, ITK bs makes it worse as well

Wenger is done hoarding midfielders, he's moving on to centerbacks

Wish he would hoard some strikers desu

>Arsenal will one day play with a holding/chambers CM partnership

holy shit why do you fags want chambers in the squad? he is literally shite

It was a joke

Delet. Canaldo is a future GOAT

>bullying my bae

Fight me in real life

Gays please go

No to homophobia.

Did you see her in Suicide Squad? Awful.

who /gotcollegeinsevenhoursbutcantsleep/ here?

Only take a 2-3 hour nap. If u sleep 4-6 ur in REM sleep and will wake up feeling like shit.

Me
I'm studying to be a teacher but I can't find the motivation kek

Iktf, had it at uni more than a few times. I sleep much better before work now.

up for work at 9

What's the difference between college and university in bongland?

Interchangeable here desu

I wish, graduated this past March and can't find a job. Gonna see if I can take 2 courses this quarter and then apply to grad school

college = high school for you

uni = college for you

post yfw when Lucas doesn't start tomorrow

Thanks blood

Wut
>tfw highschool kids from here going to uni in states have their avg raised by 10%
Pretty sad america

>Coquelin completed 98% of his passes against Hull. He also made four tackles and four interceptions.
There are still people doubting that Coquelin is Arsenal's best midfielder.

Ever since that game away at City when he bossed I've been singling him out whenever he plays and keep my eyes on him.

Coquelin is so good he could easily get in the French national team to be honest.
Actually, he might get called up next month since Cabaye is injured and Kondogbia is having a tough time in Italy.

He's actually a really solid all round defensive player. I've been watching him a lot since the 2nd half of last season and he always takes up good positions when the other team are attacking and he's also got really quick reactions and a good range of passing when the other team are on the defence. He makes good attacking runs too and can reads the game very well like for example against psg he was the only player really making forward runs into the box for the crosses and even the commentator acknowledged it when he was doing that.

He has the qualities to be a top player but unfortunately he's not always consistent, like sometimes he'd be exceptional against a team like man u but then he'd start giving away cheap passes and fouls against a team like burnley.

Idk about easily, france is pretty stacked with CMs but I believe Coq should have a shout at it.
I think Xhaka/Coq is the best CM pairing Arsenal could field but it doesn't have enough creativity for Wonga

jones would be a great signing. mou will never let him come though.

Evening lads

Im ordering a full kit tomorrow, whose name/ number should I get?

Monrael

>getting name
No

Big Chuba. It's his breakout I year i can feel it.

Xhaka. Future captain

Don't wear another man's name on your back lad.

> Mestre hinted Bellerin could complete the same return to Catalonia made by ex-Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas in 2011.

> "We've already seen him as a Cule [Barcelona follower]," Mestre said in an interview to Sport. "He's a great player, there's no doubt about that.

> "Wenger convinced him to move and promised him something which we couldn't.

> "We could not promise him that within two years he would be playing in Dani Alves' place."

> "In many cases it's good that they leave to develop as players and then return [with that experience]," he added.

> "Look at the cases of Cesc, [Gerard] Pique, [Jordi] Alba and Denis Suarez… I hope the same thing will happen with [Sergi] Samper too.

> "It's positive that [these players] get minutes at other clubs. It is a dynamic which has always provided good results for players that carry the Barca DNA in their blood."

Bellerin's contract at Arsenal expires in 2019.

welp. good bye bellendo......

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF UEFALONA YOU SHIT CUNTS LEAVE OUR HECTOR ALONE FUCK YOUR FAGGOT ASS BARCA DNA

>muh Barca DNA
Fuck these bastards.

how the fuck do they never get punished for tapping up players publicly?

funny that Bellerin literally said he's a Betis fan not a barca fan but yet they spout this shit because muh academy.

If they were so wise and all seeing then they would've made him a right back in the first place

>muh Barca DNA
tapping up early I see since your new signing is flopping hard Barca faggots

>Bellerin was a RW when he left Barca
>"We could not promise him that within two years he would be playing in Dani Alves' place."

¡Ay, caramba!

jesus christ, how arrogant can these greasy assholes get? Cule? More like culo.

morning lads
coquelin in

soon

Australia out.

>he rates akbum

Face it lad, only Iwobi is gonna make it

Jenko back when lads?

>not wanting the kids to be alright
you will RUE this post lad. RUE

should be by next month really but probably january LANS

>Gaya
Grimaldo is objectively better and has that sexy barca dna that Hector can cure..

Valencia are about to get relegated though and Poop wants Grimaldo

is anyone /Cesc/ here?

if there is i hope they kill themselves

>reminder Wenger could have easily re-signed him
>reminder Cesc literally self-destructed chelsea last season clearing the way for Arsenal to win the league but lol Wenger

bellerin isn't even that good, we could easily replace him

t. Dimitri Doropoulos

>le meme man scoring meme goals in meme league
I guess Italy is meme too.

He was pretty meme, which is why everybody is a little bit very surprised at his start at Napoli.

Meh, if he does well, good for him.

I seriously can't wait for Asano and Bielik to play first squad full time.

bellerin is 21 years old and an undisputed starter. I seriously doubt someone as young and as good as him could be brought in

But I don't think he's leaving anytime soon either, he publicly badmouthed RvPig the other day. Doubt he'd turn around and pull the same shit

Well, RvP went to Arsenal's "direct competitor" or something. Moving to Barca wouldn't be so bad, innit.
And he badmouthed RvP not Cesc.

>Bielik
>first squad

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Also, If our team doesn't know how to play with Sanchez striker, they sure as hell won't know how to play with Asano

t. Roberto Gorlami

Mate, pls.

And what do you mean about Asano? Isn't he a striker?

He's a small and fast striker. When we play with Sanchez or Walcott as striker, the wingers just cross it in the air and it's a fucking waste

t. Alex Manapoloulos

>Austalians in charge of meming

JEFF WHEN???????????
杰夫什么时候??????

CHING CHONG

met elneny after a game once
super nice lad

i miss giroud lads

青虫 to you too
what's your point?

2017 breakout year tb h, nice flag

That's just oxshit and the fullbacks desu

worm

>how arrogant can the undeniably best club in the world who won six fucking trophies in one season get?

>undeniably

>halal

>liking Barca
get out

I don't like them, you still have to admit they are the best though
Even halal customers shouldn't deny this

t. Enrico Magaddino

So is the Forest game on tv or being streamed anywhere?

Don't want to wake up at 6.45 for no reason tbqhwyfamalamadingdong

kys weeb fuck

looks like there should be a few streams famalamadingdong

rojadirecta.me/

its on beinsports connect here so there will be streams

youtube.com/watch?v=5Ze_palpBKM

Based Wenger top 2

that match at stamford bridge still boils my blood.
>sanchez 2 footed in with an awful challenge by Cahill
>he gets nothing for it
>Costa slaps Koscielny in front of the linesman
>gets nothing
>Costa pokes gabby P in the eye,and gabby reacts
>both get a yellow
>Costa steps on gabby's toes so Gabby P lightly taps the back of Costa's calf
>gets sent off
>Cazorshit booked & sent off for "cynical fouls"
>Oscar did nothing but endlessly foul for his 80" on the pitch and gets a yellow card after the game is over and we're down to 9 men

Why are Portuguese language speakers such scum on the pitch?

Same it was like watching someone get bullied and the adults are in on it kek

>Why are Portuguese language speakers such scum on the pitch?
Diving culture, spitting, slapping, biting, two-footing, the whole Pepe phenomena etc

Idk man I never quite made the connection before it's always seemed like a south american thing but it's true

>Wenger top 2
>not 1st
WENGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

*note to self: watch the video first, comment later.

;)

I'd lump spanish speakers but most of their shit is diving. south americans in generally are dirty as fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=JiEFcwW7iSw&feature=youtu.be&a

I miss Lloyd Banks

if Wenger was a bit younger he could have easily wiped the floor with Mou and Pardew.

hope Maitland-Niles, Reine-Adelaide and Oxlade-Chamberlain all start for the banter

t. Theo Doropolous

BBC Sport @BBCSport 6m6 minutes ago
Harry Kane has suffered ankle ligament damage, but there is no timeframe for his return.

Welbeck and Ramsey injury setbacks when? It's about time desu

Moron

t. Antonio Del'Allana

Moron

t. Alberto Gislimberti

Trip on please

t. Federigo Macchiedo

I like this meme

why are you replying

Replying to me with random wog names won't stop me from posting, you have been doing it for months and I am still posting.

You're an utter mong and you should focus your attention on contributing positively to this board instead of trying to change it and control how people post.

I know who you are and why you do this, I know how hard you have tried to change things but it never changes.

The worst thing about this is that when I leave the thread and go to another, you probably think I have stopped replying to you because your autism has worked.

It's sad, it's a self-perpetuating cycle of autism that you have.

t. Innocenzio Luciani

Australians OUT would solve the problem tbf

>there is no timeframe for his return
If this was Arsenal FC we'd not see him 'till X-mass, innit.

You make far too many errant presumptions Nigel. Britain "won" the war? Really? ROFL. Lost her colonial Empire the source of her previously parasitic sourced wealth, still has a record debt bigger than that of Germany, Greece, Spain and Portugal combined that she can barely meet the payments for even though both war loans are paid off thus is owned by the Zionist oligarch banksters, has been colonized from without into a multi-cultural dystopian mish-mash in just 70 years, her contemporary claim to fame is reality TV like Breadline Britain, Underage & Pregnant, and Brits on 'Benefits', can't afford a single proper aircraft carrier as fleet flagship, Trident spending is a mass fail, can't crew a pathetic just four Vanguard submarines because Gen Millenials like you won't join the Navy submarine service if they can't access social media under waterl.... ROFL. If that equates to being a "winner", well done 'Winnie' the bellicose buffoon! O.o ps. Methinks someone took the Great out of Britain when said "nobody" was distracted by self delusion.

Imagine thinking anyone would read that

I can see you

t. Umberto Morettini

Replying to me with random wog names won't stop me from posting, you have been doing it for months and I am still posting.

You're an utter mong and you should focus your attention on contributing positively to this board instead of trying to change it and control how people post.

I know who you are and why you do this, I know how hard you have tried to change things but it never changes.

The worst thing about this is that when I leave the thread and go to another, you probably think I have stopped replying to you because your autism has worked.

It's sad, it's a self-perpetuating cycle of autism that you have.

t. stavros Konoplatanious

he is the 't. wog' guy

hey apostolos

t. Dominico Mazzacurati

All Australians out would still solve the problem though. Sometimes sacrifices have to be made lad.

youtube.com/watch?v=JcPWF2BXTjk

>Lansbury captain
>Traore at leftback
>Bendtner upfront

They should sign Frimpong, Jenkinson and Adebayor then play 442

I will take the t.wog spammer over the Jewmaican

t. Fabiano Pagliarulo

We need the Anglosphere to be together not divided lads

Please be kind

>there are people here who still disrespect the /arse/ legend Jewmaican
when will you learn?

America and Australia aren't anglo m8

fuck the anglosphere

Rude

I used to hate the Jewmaican because he'd go "I feel sick" or some other post expressing his worry before a game. But now I realize it's logical to think that way because we can always fuck up a game and ultimately it won't even matter come end of May when it's groundhog day again.

He's a good guy tbf. Doesn't make much stupid "we should sign Ivanovic"-tier posts these days either.

>442
BOOOOORING!
They should play 4-1-3-1-1 or, _AT LEAST_ 4-3-1-2.

we need a blanket ban on all australians

and americans

I had a blue raspberry slushy yesterday and I pooped and my poop was greenish blue

Feels weird man

>tfw Iwobi made it

how's uni la?

congrats on the blue poo lad

Don't respond to weebshit posting redditors

Make /arse/ a better place

It's ok. I decided to switch to the uni in my city so I usually go by bus there. Only got class from monday-friday too. Classes don't seem like theyre gonna be too rough and I also have some friends that go there.
are u the same Australian guy that's always replying to Denmark?

Trip on please

Jiroo
Lucas-Jeff-Ox
Lenny-Santi
Gibbs-Bielek-Holding-Debuchy
Ospina

I think Wenger might give the Xhaka-Coq midfield a try against chelshit and might try the Alexis at striker meme too.

nah, he's my boy

Debuchy might still be injured. I'd rather not risk Bellerin so maybe Holding can do a job at RB and bring Gabriel into CB. If we're lucky we might even see AMN but I doubt it.

Also I have a feeling Xhaka will start tonight and as a few people pointed out yesterday Santi won't start his 4th game in 10 days.

>tfw Lucas doesn't start

i'll kill Wenger

reported to the FBI

Yea either Holding or Mustafi can put in a shift at RB. I don't really want Santi playing against Chelsea tho. Would prefer Xhaka-Coq but they can both become hotheads if things aren't going right

she looks fine

>fat
>spic
>degenerate nipple piercing

>10/10
american confirmed

>holding RB
ffs lads

>Debuchy ded
>Jenko ded
>Don't want Bellerin to be ded due to some meaningless cup
What else can we do la? Unless u wanna play a meme 3 at the back in Holding-Gabriel-Bielek

While it was a more than likely thing for him to go to Barcelona to return home and play for the Catalan super club the fact they say the dna line is bullshit

You trained him so we didn't have to now we've seen he's good we'll go in for him

There is literally no reason not to play Bellerin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman

>8 years at barcelona
>5 years at arsenal

grub

youtube.com/watch?v=w45CLMCn7X8

Roadman core hit snapchat.

bellerin to Chelsea when

TRIP

You lads ready to APOLOGISE?

>caring about the shit cup
lel

Last two digits represent the percentage of how much you want me to blog tonight.

Make it a nice even 70

How is your qt supervisor gf?

Arsenal WILL lose tonight

quote me

I bet you twenty-one shekels they won't

She's sick. Haven't seem her since Friday la'. She wore heels at work so I couldn't focus on work all day. Came buckets a couple of hours later. I don't know man, she's not even THAT pretty, but she makes me go red hot.

She travelled to visit her family on Saturday and came back with some nasty flu.

We still haven't told our shrink about us. It's all fucked up.

thats incredibly offensive to my jewish ancestors

you get merked on sight pagan

What time is the gaym and is it televised?

>tfw getting merked on sight
at least Arsenal will win tonight

Coq played RB once innit?
I think it was in the 8-2 but thats besides the point.

>tfw Son goes middle and yids never lose again

You can only watch it on the Arsenal website or app in the US. It starts 2:45EST.

>hit on girl in this art class for some lame liberal arts requirement
>says I'm cute but she has a boyfriend and proceeds to facebook zone me
>bf name is Chad

He's taller, more muscular, comes from a privileged family.
I literally got CHAD' lads fucking kek

Guys, I have this aching pain in my right forearm. How do I get rid of it?

>Jeff CAM

Stop masturbating lad
pop some pills

Wenger out

Ice it and Tylenol

Wenger is lucky

>Maitlind-Niles RB
wat I thought he was a winger.
>tfw Lucas
>tfw Holding
>tfw big Chuba
>tfw Xhaka-Lenny midfield
Easy 3 points la

JEFF JEFF JEFF JEFF JEFF JEFF JEFF JEFF
#THEJEFF

Can you actually watch it in the us?

Might sneakily use the work proxy based in Houston

Berserk isn't weeb desu

The new Rashford

Confirmed #LFC team v @DCFCOfficial: Karius, Clyne, Matip, Klavan, Moreno, Lucas, Grujic, Henderson, Coutinho, Firmino, Origi.

quality lineup well done wonga

He can play as wingback

Good to see Ains getting a match.

I was worried his mum was gonna ruin his career, but it seems as if he's still rated.

spot on i am fucking GOAT

thanks lads

Pretty strong team today.

Who is captain?
>inb4 gibbo

Ah didn't know that
Also
Will Crowley ever get a chance or is he on loan?

Yeah, but only via the Arsenal website. Is it not showing in the UK?

t. Kostas Dimitrios

maitland-niles is the roadman cores alaba

Probably Gibbs tho maybe Xhaka since he's future captain
Change pls leave I already see enough of u in uni

Good blend
I think its good for Lenny to get a run out

Gotta be Gibbo desu.

...

>that attack
hope Perez goats it up otherwise it will be zero goals

Na

Go away

You sure you just not misinterpreting the audio stream as a proper broadcast?

Nah Akpom will score thanks to roadman magic and Reine-Adelaide is an honorary roadman core member too so he will play well.

Roadmans have passion.

Chubz is a born and bred Arsenal yute straight out of East London. He's waited his whole life for this.

In Canning Town it's either rap or kick ball.

Need a roadman CB and GK for full core

is it really not on tv at all?

just paid $17 so I could watch this we better win

>its audio only
FUCK
its the year 2016
one of the lower leagues in America purely shows their matches via streaming on youtube
Why cant they just set up a couple cameras and slap this shit together
FUCK

cringe:the post

Why not?

Also when are you posting her tits lad

How?

its on beinsportsconnect

What Uni do u go to lad?

how is Xhaka doing so far lads?

Shut up you fucking dickhead

t. an actual roadman

Game hasn't even started la

keeping the bench warm

bein is terrible lad

Wenger hasnt let him play too much even though all of us want him to start. I think Wenger wants to play him next to Ramsey and is trying to get the Cazorla-Coq midfield to be good again.

this season m8

james #10

how?

shut up wasteman

t. a certi real yung gunna

Kek, the media dudes running the stream started flashing a bunch of pre-made pics to get to the one for today's game and I saw "MATCH ABANDONED".

white people OUT

people that can't speak proper English OUT

>Why not?
Not sure. We fuck and talk. Is it enough to consitute a "relationship"?

>Also when are you posting her tits lad
they're mine la'

Could anyone help a brother out with a stream?

>tf
>tp
idiot

noice but lmao look at that bench

If Ox has another shit game today surely Wenger has to realise he needs to stop giving him chances and let someone else play.

The best kind of relationship

So we'll have to wait until she breaks your heart :~(

>Wenger
>learning from his mistakes

I'll an hero faster than the speed of light la'

Wishful thinking, I know.

>tfw Oxlade-Chamberlain is captain today

its gibbs

Gibbs confirmed captain

I was joking lads

>tfw Jenko on prematch
Fuck only caught the tail end of it

Jenko looks like Ward from Agents of SHIELD with that beard.

No jokes here lad

>forgetting about your life

I'll live when i'm dead

This is Oxlades' level m8
he'll be good today

damn

Forest are in the championship not the northern conference

Is Akpom better than Jay Simpson was?

So there is a stream of this or what?

The yank player is shit

ask me again in two hours

HD: Nottingham Forest vs Arsenal Live Stream ENG 3000 kbps, Non Mobile Compatible
"STREAM WILL BE AVAILABLE 15 MINUTES BEFORE KICKOFF"

player.arsenal.com/matches/g887995/video/8303/nottingham-forest-v-arsenal-live?autoplay=true

rivosportt.info/ch4.html
enjoy lads

So this is what Nigel Winterburn is up to nowadays...

Depressing

Cheers lad, can jump off my work laptop now

Is this supposed to be shown in the UK? Or arsenal website fail?

BENDTNER
LANSBURY

apkfifa.com/Soccer/nottingham-vs-arsenal.html

>Akpom actually playing LW
WENGER OUT

And it just went

This is quality though

Holy fuck, the Ox is unbelievably shit

about 40 seconds behind my paid stream so stay off twitter n shiet

Holy shit Ox are you serious?

Seriously, Ox is barely a championship player at this point, they need to stop passing to him

ox needs to go
bring out willock

>Ox gets the ball
>immediately loses it or gives it away

>chelsea wanted ox for cech

Why pass to him there Gabby?

Bendtner in when?

Would Ox get into a league one first XI?

>there are people who wanted a midfield of elneny and xhaka

It's seriously worrying how far he's regressing in a matter of weeks to levels of unreal crap

arsenal fans the fucking WOAT when it comes to chants

because he's shit

>there are people who don't realize Cazorla is the heart of the team

>Lucas
>Ox

it's so bad

hey nice pass there OX
fuck you

he's past it

Is the arsenal player supposed to b showing coverage? All i see is text and audio

Jeff a GOAT
Big Chuba was unlucky there

just audio la

no, you have to find an illegal stream

Wondering this too

When Wenger finally dies do you think we will do something like that?

Was just thinking about that. Depends how successful we are in the years after Wenger leaves I guess

First arsenal game in 5 yrs I've not been able to find mobile or HTML stream. Wtf, its easier to find preseason streams than this

lmao Chelshit

...

Ikr

Chuba cheeky bloot when?

Chamberlain is ridiculous

Not working on my android or my Xbox internet

Holding is slow as fuck

This samefagging

Ox is fucking league two standard

good play by jeff there

>Ox corner
ABORT ABORT

Fuck off Ox

>Ox

ENOUGH

FUCK OFF OX SERIOUSLY, THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

we'll samefag your mum you cunt

>chamberlain on corner duty

THAT CORNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Kick

>that corner
Ox needs to be sold

>Bendtner studs up on xhaka
>Lansbury studs up on elneny
fucking bitter cunts

>Lansbury
>Shitner
stop trying to kill everyone you cunts

REFBALL
how are you not going to call those studs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is Bendtner unironically the best attacking player on the pitch? Only guy who looks a threat.

OH MY XHAKA

holy fuck bloooooootah man

JACKA

XHAKA!

WHAT?!

Le blooter man

HOLY XHAKA IN

WONGA BTFO

AGAIN WTF
XHAKA THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

XHAKA YOU GOAT
FUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGG

XHAKA

FUCK OFF WENGER YOU SHIT HE SHOULD START EVERY GAME

HE KEEPS GETTING AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT JUST LOOK AT THAT

WHAT IS HIS LEG MADE OF

>gibbs
>in charge of arranging the defence

Fuck i feel bad for maitland-niles

Blooters in

XHAGOAT

COQESHIT OUT LITERALLY FUCKING WHEN?

>tfw player who actually shoots

SEE WHAT HAPPENS

HE DID IT AGAIN

>Coq starting over Xhaka

kek we /bloots/ now

>implying it's Gibbs fault
The CB on Ainsley's side should be helping him out but of course it's fucking Goobriel who still doesn't know a lick of English

wonga must be mad af tho

APOLOGIZE

>forest playing murderball
>Arsenal essentially playing with 10 men since ox is a black hole of talent
Don't know how were gonna get through this lads
Also
XHAKA BLOOTERS HES LITERALLY FUCKING GOAT LADS

Apologize

Still a shit player

WENGER BTFO

>SHOOOT everytime Xhaka has a touch

kek, wouldn't mind it to be fair

Can't wait for that to be coached out of him so he can get used to passing the ball out wide to Chambershit where it can get immediately lost.

if Xhaka and Cazorla start together you lads are going to realise we need Coq in there. Cazorshit needs to go.

No he isn't.

Xhaka confirmed for doping.

Is Xhaka the 20+ goal a season man we've been looking for?

>OX
STOP GIVING THE BALL AWAY YOU FUCK

Fucking Ox

I hate the Ox so fucking much.

is mavidivi decent lads?

new

>Shitberlain tries to do the same thing
>first shot hits the player directly in front of him
>tries to pass it the second time and gives it away

FUCK OFF

coqzorla pivot with xhaka on the wing a la ramsey

just give use the league cup already

Apologize.