/nfl/ general - Miss Me? Edition

Brady will deflate every ball in Colorado.

Post quarterbacks who are still elite

Colts are a horrible team. And that applies to Luck too.

>jacoby "literally who" brissett starting the next two games

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twitter.com/MichaelJordyn2/status/777644873163821056

highlight of the seahawks rams game

Andrew luck is so garbage

>tfw the Rams and Raiders will never merge into one completely unstoppable team winning super bowls for the next 10 years.

I hear Gronk might be back for Houston game

and Jacoby wasn't awful considering he had like zero prep

thuney killed two drives with holding

I TOLD YOU TO APOLOGIZE LUCKY KEKY

Disregard the second half of week one

>the san francisco foaty naners are (still) unironically leading the division

>andrew cuck

Giants are now the only team to never start a black qb starting next week.

>twitsp is still a thing

I completely forgot about that shit

Here's the thing though. Brissett is in such a shitty position because even if he does good and manages to win the next two. Nobody is going to think anything of him. They're just going to legitimately go. "Well look at that, Bill's system works perfectly. Runs without Tom, and a literal who could fit in it."

Everyone already knows that

the league is starving for non-garbage QBs though

mediocre ones get like 9 figure deals

>seahawks

I'm glad it's over

>Andrew Cuck
Will he ever be more than a rich man's Matt Ryan?

Am I losing my mind or did I actually read that the Seacucks lost to the Rams?

TOPpest of KEKs

Same old fucking Bucs nothing ever changes nothing ever will change we'll be a 2-6 win team for the rest of eternity

>Giants are now the only team to never start a black qb starting next week.

Can we start a twitter campaign to see if idiots will follow along calling the NY Giants racist?

#BLM #STARTABLACKMAN #REMOVEELI

Lol no. Never was tbqh senpai

This. Just 2 games without fucking up will earn him a back up shot sometime in the future.

Say that to my face.

Yeah but then we'll find out beckham is the greatest qb in addition to being the greatest wr ever

>raidniggs

>be seacuck
>get salty about your team being shit
>try and talk shit to another fan
>push a woman in nu male beta-anger
>gets shit kicked in

LEL

No bully we suck.

>xecucks lost to the Rams
Maybe anything really can happen, maybe we'll go positive

wtf I hate football now

>Beckham gets a career ending injury starting as a QB for the NY Giants due to the racist claims and scandal
>BLM Fags get shut the fuck up
I'd be down for it.

>Cred Forums unironically thought the raiders were a better team than the Broncos and Chiefs

You guys are all fucking idiots

Reminder that the NFL is rigged

Cheer up

Turns out JonBenet was never murdered

Just kidnapped and turned into a hewer

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU LOSE TO THE RASM?

>The Raiders are the first team since the 1967 Falcons to allow 500-plus yards in each of their first two games.

>Raiders are unironically 0-2 if the Saints have a defense

True

I'm not seeing what the Rams bring to the table.

yes

So is every professional sport to some degree

>implying Detoilet needs help losing

raiders and jags not happening this year

Why do the refs hate us?

>the city of chicanos

>seacucks got their shit kicked in
>nanners getting BTFO
>Raidroaches getting exterminated

I take solace in the fact that my enemies are crushed

and that's completely true. Every pats coach/player who gets paid and goes to another team busts hard.

I'm a Niners fan, but we can all agree that the Cardinals will win the NFC West right?

raiders offense is legit top 5 this season

Why you holding my gold figgit

>yfw 1996 was 25 years ago

The dates match up

It's her

>""teams"" who sell out on offense in the present year

I chalk it up to a lot of front offices and coaches being dumb as fuck

>inb4 brady pulls a Favre and goes to the Cleveland Browns for his last season taking them to their first Super Bowl championship

No. One game does not define the season.

Why do people believe Andrew Luck is elite?
I'm asking seriously. I think he's average at best.

Packers and Titans certainly needed help winning

>your gold

don't worry f@m, you've got one fan at least

>bungals
>lose to steelers in embarrassing fashion again
>don't even injure any of their players in the process

kek

Raiders are hot garbage again, what a fucking surprise.

DC and OC need to get fired.
Finally have actual fucking talent on both sides of the ball, but something is holding them back.

OC calls plays like its fucking 1907, when you have two bad ass receivers and a young QB who can sling it with the best of them.

DC has fucking studs in every part of the defense, but they don't do shit and get bodied for 70 fucking points in two games.

I just don't get it.

If Bellicheck couldn't do anything with the Browns what makes you think Brady can?

Are the Texans the best team in the AFC south by a small margin or a very significant margin?

The sad part is that the Raiders spent a shitload on defense in the offseason, on paper they should be way better than they are now. Entire offense is the same as last year besides 1 olinemen.

28-0

>You now remember the nonstop barrage of fanduel/draftkings advertisement last season

Can you at least admit that the Cardinals are a better team than the Seahawks?

I mean they're going to blow you the fuck out and you'll have not choice but to admit it eventually. I just want to see how delusional you are.

That was little Bellicheck. If adult Bellicheck went to the Browns after all the experience he has now with the patriots, the Browns would be contenders in just a few drafts.

>Brady comes to the Niners instead
Would be a dream come true

you said it in your first line senpai, OC and DC need to go.

new official logo next year

detoilet did harambe

>1 game

They played the Patriots tough too and only lost by a couple points

I know how you feel Raidersbro. We're both fans of teams that will never be good again.

LOL BRONCOS WIN AGAIN LMAO XD THANKS """"REFS""""""" FOR THAT COMPLETELY UNBIASED OFFICIATING ROFL

Cardinals vs. Florida this week
103-27

>yfw

They are barely a better team than the Hawks and not by much Arizona isn't even a threat anymore entire division is up in the air ATM

...lol

WHY IS EVERY PLAYER ON THE RAIDERS DEFENSE PLAYING AT WAY BELOW CAREER AVERAGE PERFORMANCES I DON'T UNDERSTAND

Sup with Thomas Rawls. He fucked up?

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>Carr is elite they said
>this is our year they said

About to finish in 1st place for the 2nd week in a row in my office's pick em pool.

>2016
>Not picking Rams vs Seahawks

Is there a QB that loved football more then this man?

>Tfw he'd come back from retirement if the NFL would let him

Maybe that can be the one good thing about the 49ers this season lol.

>mfw the BBC (Big Brady Cock) destroyed shittale forever

The Seahawks haven't played them yet so I won't admit anything.

Because Ken Norton is an idiot. He has no clue how to coach a defense.

Carr is elite though

Not when he shit that Panther's game away, his receivers didn't help much but if Gabbert hit a few more of his open throws 49ers would'be won in Carolina

>@ NO
>v CAR
>@ DEN
>@ SEA

2-2 please God

Thank you brodly, now come play for the $(ers pls.

Seriously, the Giants had 3 WRs with more than 80 yards and an average running game which is an improvement over the shit one we had.

We held the Saints to under 300 yards, no one can run on us. Jenkins looks like Deion Sanders in his prime and Collins is coming into his own.

Who the fuck can take the NFC east from us?

NFL Network (@nflnetwork)
55 secs ago - View on Twitter
UPDATE: @MikeGarafolo reporting Garoppolo suffered sprained AC joint in throwing shoulder. Hopeful for WK4 return.

Fucking dirty ass miami players

Yeah but who cares?

Our best case scenario is 8-8 even if we would've won that Panthers game.

Our secondary is garbage and we have no pass catchers worth a damn or a stud QB to make up the difference.

Honestly the Dallas Cowboys. I'm not a fan of them though.

That's not so bad.

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Will he make it to the half without an injury?

Why do the Packers always get the cake walk schedules?

>Brady has not left a game injured since Bush was in office
>Garappolo carted off in his second NFL start

>5/14 this week before MNF

>mfw still picked rasms over xehawx

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Are they serving sea food at the Vikings stadium? Who the fuck would eat that.

Ben has played multiple games with that injury

Step up Jimmy

This

Getting mad when Gabbert sucks is retarded. What do you expect? He's garbage

lmao there was nothing dirty about that hit. Wop is made of glass

wont win a thing in Oakland im afraid

Now we will finish 8-8 like usual. At least the delusion left early this season.

Vikings>Bills>Lions>Browns Browns will never go to a superbowl.

They play Thursday, though.

JUST

I'd actually love to see him suit up for the Patriots until Tom gets back. The gun-slinging Patriot that is out for justice.

Idk, sweeping the Lost Angeles Rams 28-0 was pretty sweet too

>thinking that fairy wop is half the man Big Ben is

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The AFCS is a joke. The Texans are the most balanced of the teams in the shitty division by a mile. None of them are SB contenders.

>8-8
>as usual
Ha

>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 3h3 hours ago

>#Patriots Have expressed interest in signing free agent QB Dom Phrady to a short term deal

MONORAIL!

ONLY post in this thread if your team is 1st in their division

Also APOLOGIZE

Well 8-8 is better than 4-12 like the years before.

whats up with the patriots and deviantart tier fanfics?

Every division except for the AFC North/West
is a joke

Seattle is the only thing keeping his ass in the NFL

About time to break in that new Viqueens stadium

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This looks promising. From which institute of higher learning has this chap derived?

Denver Broncos @Broncos 7m7 minutes ago

KUBIAK: Demarcus Ware has an ulna fracture. Will evaluate tomorrow.

haha, get it, that rhymes with Tom Brady.

>>>>>>>>>>/reddit/

As a Toxins fan, I agree

Houston need to fix their O-Line to be legit SB contender but atleast they'll win a Wild Card game again.

new thread
new thread

San Francisco State

How can you be first when you lost to the 49ers?

did they make that shit illegal?

But the $(er's are first atm.

>but atleast they'll win a Wild Card game again.

won't they have to score points for that?

>Broncos start their season 2-0 for the 4th straight year, the longest active streak in the NFL.

Tied but it's Pittsburgh sooo yeah

Some faggit actually took the time to draw this

1. AFC West
2. AFC North
3. NFC North
4. NFC South
5. NFC West
6. AFC East
7. AFC South
8. NFC Least

Overrated, 2bh.

Wouldn't it go to the Ravens because they have more conference wins?

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>Minnesota Vikings unveil new goal posts for this season

#FireBevell

>Ratbirds
Biggest pretenders in the league atm.

It's actually easier to score points when Brian Hoyer is away from the city and facility not choking

Why does Luck always get ~40 pass attempts a game?

That's ridiculous.

>(((pic related)))

>6. AFC East
Aren't Patriots in AFC East? AFC East should be ranked #1 desu senpai

Point at this faggot and laugh for thinking his shit team is in 1st place

Salty as fuck to be honest

He played well today. Good for him. I'm happy for him

Wanna fyt 2bh?

The Bills, Jets and Dolphins are all garbage.

Walsh will still manage to hit the upper left.

>1 (one) SB in the 21st century

cute

The Chiefs are fucking garbage dude. If it wasn't for an epic collapse by the chargers the Chiefs would be 0-2 right now

>CIN:Dalton 'hobbling pretty badly' after steelers game
dont know why i had high hopes this season, i should know by now.

No run game

He got fucking leveled a couple times.

maybe try rooting for a team that isn't full of apes and retards

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>3 playoff losses in Denver for Tommy

cute

Just be glad that you're not still back in the days when the team was so bad it made Carson Palmer quit.

Played well last week too, just wasn't supported with a run game like he was today

The Broncos get so much ref ball in mile high it's not even funny

>WARE BROKEN FOREARM

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reddit.com/r/seahawks

Are we still laughing at these motherfuckers?

I haven't been on Cred Forums as much and I don't see threads about them anymore

Stick a fork in me too I'm done.

Show your face when you realize you'll never be Russell Wilson therefore you'll never have a ring or a bangin ass wife

Didn't Broncos only win the Super Bowl because they got Colts already SB winning QB?

QB-babbys?

>losing by 35 points to Shittale in the Owl

Didn't Broncos only win the Super Bowl because they got Colts #1 draft pick QB?

QB-babbys?

Happy with the win, but God DAMN do we have a lot of shit to fix. Cooper and Spruce cant come back soon enough.

>so obsessed he actually has the score memorized

This is how football should be, everyone beating up on eachother. Last year was just 5 super teams beating up on 27 shitters.
Nobody really looks standout good this year, except maybe the Cheats but they don't count for obvious reasons

>implying Peypey had ANY impact on that game

That went exactly as expected. Had an L checked next to that game since the schedule came out.

Packers always need help winning. They're fucking trash without the refs help.

Gabbert is unironically a better QB than Rodgers right now.

35 points. Thirty-five

Friendly reminder that the worst Pats margin of defeat during the Brady era is only 31 points

>scoring 8 (eight) points with the most prolific offense in league history

Von Nigger is so fucking overrated

No excuse for being blown out that bad I don't care how good the Cardinals are. If you're a team with playoff aspirations you don't lose by 33 points ever.

That wasn't even the worst Broncos Super Bowl loss lel. They lost to the 49ers 55-10.

>Post Yfw Belicheat spanks Houston on TNF
with a who at qb

You know it's happening

Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers BTFO

Go back

We don't want you here

>being this mad

Bruh

That's not even remotely accurate.

Wouldn't a real football fan know the score of the Super Bowls he's watched? Maybe even all?

Fuck mate, if you name the World Cup year I can give you the final score

Being a Raidnigger is like being in an abusive relationship with a crackhead.

>people want to be Russell Wilson at this point in time

the dude is getting sacked every 5 minutes

I think they've literally dropped 40 on Hueston every time they've played

And Gronk will be back to sodomize may may watt

>winston goes from being the best QB in the country week 1 to the worst QB in the country week 2

How do you even get 5 turnovers in a single game?

Steelers look pretty elite

why not man

>the city of Denver

He wrecked shit today f@m.

>traded DeAndre Hopkins and Tyler Lockett for DeMarco Murray and Corey Coleman
>benched Arian Foster because of >muh injuries
>started both Murray and Coleman
Feels good bros

And which shitty team do you support that Von Miller ass raped and left so devistated?

>people unironically think the AFC West is good

and how are the Texans worse than anyone from that division? they dominated the Chiefs, and needed "no catch" to keep it close. Broncos have a good defense but their offense is trash, don't let the colts trash defense fool you otherwise. raiders are garbage too, and nobody needs to talk about the chorgers after their collapse last week

Texans > AFC West > rest of AFC South

get over it

he's also grossly overpaid, which is good for the rest of the league

youtube.com/watch?v=tYmckZqt2x8

>the city of von nigger

im not even a denver fan and I know you are fucking wrong

We aren't a team with playoff aspirations. We are two years removed from finishing 32nd and we have a new HC and DC.

Team white womenz

Raiders give up 400 yards passing back to back

Shit team or shittiest team,

'member when NFC West was good?

Nah bro nah. I respect von miller and I'm a chargers fan

flavor of the month nigger, just like Scam Newton

He'll be forgotten after they are eliminated from the playoffs and Elway restructures his contract

Poor trolling attempt.

Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt any team that's playing and doesn't have playoff aspirations should be in the fucking league

He's not overrated, but the Broncos as a team are.

Still a 9-7 team though, that's pretty good

Top 5 offense, bottom 5 defense. Reminds me of Cal. We lose if we don't score every possession.

>after the foul there were two plays both on the receiving team

The chargers dominated the Chiefs more than the Texans did. If they had 3 turnovers against them like the toxins did they certainly would've won by more than a touchdown

Texans are good only on one side of the ball

Texans will be lobotomized on Thursday and we can all go back to forgetting they exist.

Or you could be realistic and realize that we still have Conte covering their WR1, so maybe we aren't there yet.

But be my guest and be disappointed later this season.

I cannot watch Carrie Underwood without getting hard

he l i t e r a l l y won the the Super Bowl

you have terrible taste in women

Iktfb those legs are goddess tier

lul, this guy actually believes this

Why does Cam think he's a riverboat captain from 1888?

#32 in total defense
#2 in total offense

I guess the defense actually can't get any worse at this point?

no scam lost it

>le dive away from the loose ball man

>not crediting DeMarcus Ware
He's literally the reason Miller is anywhere near elite

Well if we're not there this year we never fucking will be jesus fuck.

I'm so fucking sick of this fucking rebuidling shit. IT'S NEVER GOING TO FUCKING CHANGE ALL THE HOLES WE NEED TO FUCKING FILL AREN'T GOING TO BE MAGICALLY FILLED IN THE NEXT FUCKING YEAR AND BY THE FUCKING TIME THEY GET FILLED BY FUCKING ROOKIES IT TAKES THEM TWO TO THREE YEARS BEFORE THEY'RE FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH TO DO ANYTHING AND IN THAT TIME GERALD MCCOY AND LAVONTE DAVID WILL BE PAST THEIR FUCKING PRIME

FUCK IM SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS FUCKING TEAM NOTHING EVER FUCKING CHANGES

How the fuck did the Seahawks lose to the Rams?

It makes me think of Cal football. Top offense with literally no defense and they only win because they outscore their opponents. Too bad >we don't play in the PAC 12 or Big XII.

Build a time machine and ask Jon Gruden to keep coaching.

or just twitter him or something

Your mom tasted pretty terrible last night m8

Out of curiosity, who's #1 in offense?

It's only one game. The Pats had that nightmare game vs the Chiefs the year they won the SB. The game where Brady got benched.

Winston was just off today. It all kinda centers around him.

I believe it is the Steelers. Don't quote me on that.

Just make sure you never face any stud defensive teams and you're alright.

Oh wait...

Hire Josh McDaniels and he'll get you to the playoffs year one.

Put your trip back on faggot

carr is going to be the new brees isn't he?

he was out for most of this game Miller still owned

Surprising desu. No Bell, no Bryant, no Wheaton. Just AB, Ben, and an old Williams.

Name a team with a better receiving corp than the Giants.
Pro tip, you can't.

Bill Obrien sucks, fire that faggot

>Hire Josh McDaniels

as a head coach?

>what is mentoring.
idiot

The Chargers if Allen was still alive

Will the Puckers lose tonight?

If so, how?

Healthy/unsuspended Steelers if you count Bell as a receiver too. He could be a legit WR if he wanted too.

Josh McDaniels when he first got the job was an arrogant punk, but he seemed to have matured and I think will be a hell of a coach.

So could Shane Vereen

Rams have always treated seahawks games as fuck huge games.

and the seahawks O-line is trash, tom cable can't play call still, and Wilson is injured.

It went better than expected all things considered since I half expected Wilson to get way more injured.

>and Wilson is injured.
here come the excuses

pretty sure Pattrica will the next Belichick coordinator to get an HC job

>the Seattle Seahawks are the first team to lose to the LA Rams since 1995

>Shootout between an unsuspended Steelers and a healthy Giants
10/10 Would watch

Tell me about Cam Newton. Why does he wear the hat?

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>#Lions RB Ameer Abdullah was spotted postgame in a walking boot with a noticeable limp.

He's a big quarterback

>1947
>Republican National Convention

>only scoring 20 points on the Cowboys
>almost getting Beat singlehandedly by Dan Bailey

Giants most overrated team in that division

requesting webm of Tankford bulldozing that cuck

For (You).

Scumbag dolphins defense goes out of their way to injure a kid shitting on them

I bet you it was Suh's idea

when did you guys get internet back?

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We always had Internet. You just don't see Venezuela flags that often here because atleast the 70-80% of our country is range banned from Cred Forums.

>score 35 points week 1 and 28 points week 2
>don't commit a single turn over
>need a miracle 2 point conversion to win week 1
>don't even have a chance to make a comeback week 2

What happens week 3 at the Titans?

you can actually pin point the moment is heart is ripped in half

defensive showdown, Raiders win 12-9 all field goals

>be a proxy fag
>claim to be from proxy country

5/7

lel I heard your people are rioting in the streets and eating paper money for sustenance

Land dragons everywhere desu

>Can't even complete a touchdown pass in 12 straight games

LMAO! No thanks senpai I'm good

Offensive shootout 55-28 Raiders. It's the only way >we can win.

>the AFC south

Proxyfags are the reason of why more than the half of the country is rangebanned from here. Sadly, I am not one. wew.

>Venezuelans
>Rioting
I wouldn't call them riots or protests though.
>Eating paper money for sustenance
First time I read about this. No one I know does this though.

Too much offtopic for now, sorry lads.

Carr goes 27/40 with 280 yards and 2 TDs 1 INT
Murray gets 12 carries for 105 yards 1 TD
Cooper 6 catches for 85 yards
Crabtree with 8 catches for 90 yards 1 TD
Defense gives up 340 yards passing and 230 yards rushing combined for 5 TDs with 1 turnover
Raiders lose 38-27

Guys... do I grab Corey Coleman off waivers? Do I drop Christine Michael for him?

The answer is yes

this can literally be said for every division. just 2 weeks into the season every division has a clear cut favorite to run away with 6-0 because the rest is utter garbage. wild card teams will be 8-8 at best

AFC East - Pats are running away
AFC North - Steelers easily
AFC South - Texans by a long shot
AFC West - Broncos, no questions
NFC East - Eagles, probably
NFC North - Packers, easily
NFC South - Panthers, I guess
NFC West - someone from the NFC North

>unironically grabbing a browns WR

>NFC West - someone from the NFC North
kek'd

are you ready for the revolution puto?

>pats are running away without their two best players

god fucking the pats. this is the most incompetent division

>stoolers

>Cred Forums already picking my team to do well
>Cred Forums is always wrong

>20-2 against the fucking browns

Your team sucks and won't win shit

What does Cred Forums think about that bullshit phantom holding call on the Chiefs today?

I think:

Fuck the Chiefs.

better than the "no catch" calls against the Texans

>losing to the Texans after winning 30-0

The score was actually 25-20

We couldn't overcome the pats mediocre defense, these jets games will make me want to die

>only watching the 1st quarter of an nfl game

half

Right? But he's the clear #1 for the team, and got 24.5 points ppr this week with a backup QB.

upset?

>repeatedly run rawls into the rams dline for 0 yards or a loss until he is injured
>literally everyone on defense playing like shit and grabbing facemasks

I actually meet a decent latina.

hey that was the same strategy that made lynch want to retire

Apologize

Can we go ahead and fire Norton now? I can't believe the defense is worse than last year.

Why?

I always said that you're elite

>0 sacks

Sorry you're a massive bust

Patriots, easily.

He had a sack, but because of a KC penalty, the play didn't count.

hey thats how I view the dolphins. Its less stressful and you can get things done

well now that kiko fucking also injured Garoppolo (it's not like he was leading the NFL in passer rating or anything) we might lose the next two. Although if Gronk returns we might run for 1k yards in the next two games

>tfw Gronk, Bennett and Develin blocking for Blount

Good bait post nice job pretty good actually 6/10

So which quarterback do we take with the first overall pick?

Didn't you trade it to draft rg3?

how was solder today

evading again?

also LMAO at people who fell for the buscs are good meme.

So what the fuck is going on with the refs this year? For a fuckhuge sport there's no excuse for officials this bad.

Several games were majorly impacted by bad officiated, particularly the Lions/Titans and Bengals/Steelers.

It's like the replacement refs all over again.

I know im biased, but i think the Raiders or Chiefs will win the West. The Raiders D will eventually figure it out and the offense will carry them to a playoff berth

great until the pats were up by a million then he left the game, idk if he re-aggravated his injury or it was just precautionary

>how was solder today
Very good. Him and Thuney were >our best linemen.

Bills are terrible. I'm picking the Pats even if Brissett starts

>Belief is Chargers S Jahleel Addae has fractured left collarbone, sources said. Would mean surgery. Typically a 4-6 week recovery timetable.

It was bound to happen.

Yeah man, the Seacucks were right this guy is all rah rah no actual scheme shit.

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good good

did andrews get flagged?

>Good deep ball passer
>Arm strength an issue

kill yourself

I can only recall Cannon getting flagged once and Thuney twice (his only major mistakes) on the O-line. All 3 holding.

prepare your anuses Cred Forums

>SOON

There is a HUGE problem with over officiating. players are now at such a point athletic wise that their play quite literally defies the laws of some rules, such as evident in the 2014 playoffs when Dez actually caught the ball, was ruled a catch by the Line judge who was 5 feet away and saw everything that happened, even the ball coming out and STILL ruled it a TD. Over officiating is killing the league.

Not evading anymore i did my time and got out legit when i clicked accept on the finish ban page. unless they truly hold a grudge against me then im free.

or am I p12 because I have his password? Mysterious!

No the one that's being earned this season

Why do people get triggered when I point out the fact that Alex Smith sucked with the 49ers

yeah,those multiple holding calls on Von Miller were such bullshit

>Raiders defense will figure it out
>defense who just set a record for yards allowed in the first 2 games of the season will figure something out and be better than the team with a top 5 all time defense

The Broncos dominated Carolina's front seven

Addae isn't even that good desu

Why is the Redskins locker room constantly turning on its quarterbacks?

He's OK but he was bound to injure himself with his head-first missile style of tackling.

What are the odds that the Jags re-hire Coughlin if/when Bradley gets fired?

so everytime we say how good is Miller we don't actually don't have to mention Miller and will just talk about Ware ?
kill yourself

How good will the Cowboys be once their pass rushers come off suspension?

>tfw Jaguars fan

Anybody want glow eyes on anything?

Post your pepes if you want team colors or request color

Will he win OROTY?

Please

That's not Corey Coleman

I love watching SNF with my Mascato

Lmao when did Texans fans get the idea they can be cocky about their team? Because they beat a bad Bears team and an overrated Chiefs?

That's not Will Fuller

>top 5 all time defense
More like top 5 refball defense, i've never seen a defense get away with so much shit. Even Seadderall got caled for shit.

NFC East
Eli Manning 64% 35 TDs 10 INTs 4,700 yards
Kirk Cousins 64% 22 TDs 16 INTs 4,200 yards
Carson Wentz 59% 19 TDs 13 INTs 3,700 yards
Dak Prescott 61% 12 TDs 6 INTs 3,200 yards

NFC South
Drew Brees 66% 32 TDs 14 INTs 4,800 yards
Cam Newton 60% 28 TDs 14 INTs 4,000 yards
Matt Ryan 65% 27 TDs 13 INTs
Jameis Winston 60% 26 TDs 19 INTs 4,300 yards

NFC North
Aaron Rodgers 66% 32 TDs 8 INTs 4,000 yards
Matt Stafford 64% 28 TDs 13 INTs 4,800 yards
Jay Cutler 58% 19 TDs 15 INTs 3,700 yards
Sam Bradford 62% 17 TDs 12 INTs 3,600 yards

NFC West
Carson Palmer 62% 33 TDs 16 INTs 4,400 yards
Russell Wilson 64% 25 TDs 10 INTs 4,000 yards
Blaine Gabbett 57% 6 TDs 5 INTs 1,200 yards
Colin Kaepernick 53% 7 TDs 8 INTs 1,300 yards
Case Keenum 55% 13 TDs 10 INTs 3,100 yards

AFC East
Ryan Fitzpatrick 62% 27 TDs 15 INTs 4,000 yards
Tom Brady 66% 21 TDs 5 INTs 3,100 yards
Ryan Tannehill 63% 24 TDs 16 INTs 4,000 yards
Tyrod Taylor 63% 20 TDs 12 INTs 3,300 yards

AFC South
Andrew Luck 63% 28 TDs 16 INTs 4,400 yards
Blaine Gabbert 60% 27 TDs 16 INTs 4,400 yards
Marcus Mariota 65% 25 TDs 13 INTs 3,700 yards
Brock Osweiler 61% 23 TDs 16 INTs 3,700 yards

AFC North
Ben Roethlisberger 65% 39 TDs 16 INTs 5,000 yards- MVP
Andy Dalton 67% 29 TDs 10 INTs 4,300 yards
Joe Flacco 59% 21 TDs 16 INTs 4,000 yards
Who cares

AFC West
Phillip Rivers 67% 32 TDs 11 INTs 4,600 yards
Derek Carr 67% 30 TDs 13 INTs 4,500 yards
Alex Smith 64% 20 TDs 12 INTs 3,600 yards
Doesn't Matter

Only football

>skins coach throwing his QB under the bus

Where have I heard this story before?

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You're a faggot

Do him then.

Now bitch

Every time something like this happens I feel a little bit worse for RG3. Sure he's fragile and a diva but everything about the Redskins is vile.

>packers
>good

pick 1

FUCKING DIRTY ASS MIAMI NIGGERS

FUCK YES I MAD

I WISH YOU ALL THE WORST THINGS IN LIFE

There was plenty of refball against the Chiefs today. Take your pick

Are the Dolphins the dirtiest team in the league?

>Purple Rain
Fug

Kek did he really throw cousins under the bus? I mean cousins is shit but still top kek

the NFC North exists

This. This SO hard .

He just spent 2 years throwing RG3 under the bus for Kirk Cousins and Cousins doesn't even last 2 games this season?

How will the Puckers lose this game?

You are an NFL offensive tackle and this man lines up against you.

How much do you shit yourself?

>MVP: _____
>OPOTY: _____
>DPOTY: _____
>OROTY: _____
>DROTY: _____
>CPOTY: _____

fill in the blanks, /nfl/

early predictions?

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You know Washington is foul when RG3 went to fucking Cleveland to try and resurrect his career

nice hairdo!

is it the 4th quarter

Jay Gruden is a fat cancerous sack of shit

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Ben Roethlisberger
Antonio Brown
JJ Watt
Sterling Shepard
Too Early
Andrew Luck

surely kaepernick is at least better than >gabbert

MVP : Miller
OPOTY: BREES
DPOTY : MILLER
OROTY : JAELIN RICHARD
DROTY : LOL I DON'T KNOW
CPOTY : BRADFORD

>CPOTY

Melvin gordon

>Jimmy Glassoppolo

Nice, thanks

Is anyone able to make a webm from the raiders/falcons game on the play where cooper miss times his jump but makes the catch anyways? I think it was like the 2nd quarter or something?

anyone have a better quality version of this?

Your bitch QB went down to an everyday hit from a small LB. Garoppolo is as soft as all the rest of you boston cuckolds

?

>brees

Lel Brady hasn't missed a game due to injury since 2008

Stay mad you filthy wetback

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Brees is having a fine season

>MVP - Rapistberger
>OPOTY - Antonio Brown
>DPOTY - JJ Watt
>OROTY - Dak
>DROTY - Deforest Buckner
>CPOTY - Josh Gordon

You now remember Jimmy Graham

>team is 0-2
>fine

>DROTY - Deforest Buckner

Speaking of: how has he been?

I forgot which team took him.

>Brees plays on defense

here ya go

an angry, penulty-prone defense

combine that and based carr and you got yourself a team

OFFICIAL MID WEEK 2 2016 OBJECTIVELY CORRECT QB RATINGS:

1. Garoppolo
2. Rodgers
3. Ryan
4. Roethlisberger
5. Luck
6. Fitzpatrick
7. Manning
8. Carr
9. Rivers
10. Palmer
11. Stafford
12. Prescott
13. Gabbart
14. Flacco
15. McCown
16. Newton
17. Taylor
18. Winston
19. Osweiler
20. Hill
21. Brees
22. Mariota
23. Tannehill
24. Wentz
25. Cousins
26. Siemian
27. Dalton
28. Cutler
29. Bortles
30. Brissett
31. Wilson
32. Smith
33. Keenum
34. Griffin III

Thoughts?

Thank you!

Terrible.

MVP Philip Rivers
OP Julio Jones
DP Von Miller
OR Carson Wentz
DR Jalen Ramsey

>TRIPSFAGS

FYI your new HC was hot garbage when he coached Arizona State

The defense that held the Giants offense to just 9 points?

>MVP Philip Rivers

I fucking wish. I'd be happy if he just got OPOY.

There were 2 dropped TD passes and 3 fumbles.

>holding the Gnats to 9
>noteworthy

yup no prob

It didn't look right black so I went with silver

Got any raiders pepe?

I mean you're the stupidest motherfucker I've ever seen in NFL general and that's impressive
hold on to that trip

Yo?

Seconding this

MVP: Von Milller
OPOTY: Kelvin Benjamin
DPOTY: Von Miller
OROTY: Sterling Shepard
DROTY: Jalen Ramsey
CPOTY: Sam Bradford

>Luck

Can the Raiders get 9 wins this season? That's all I want this year.

Will this do?

They probably would have won the game if they didn't go for it on 4th down.

because he didnt.

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It was the right thing to for it on that 4th, the only questionable thing was giving it to your scatback instead of the fullback/real rb or just doing a quick pick and slant. Considering the falcons were moving the ball at will punting it was just going to eat up more time instead of giving your offense a shot to put the game away themselves.

What's the best way to kill yourself, /spee/?

Ayy

Other raiders fag here

Killing yourself is pretty hard and unpleasant no matter how you do it honestly

But taking a bunch of sleeping pills in the garage with the car running and the windows down is probably the best way

Black Jack del Rio!

>there are people ITT who actually unironically enjoy penaltyball

I literally told seahawk fans they aren't anything without Lynch
>hurr durr wilson and new rb

also
>better than the 85 bears

Top Candidates:

>MVP:
Tom Brady, Antonio Brown, Rapistberger, Cam, JJ Watt, Brees, Dalton, Rodgers, Luck, Carr

>OPOTY:
Antonio Brown, AJ Green, AP, Jordy, Cam, Brady, Rapistberger, Brees, Rodgers, Luck, Carr, Gronk, OBJ

>DPOTY:
JJ Watt, Khalil Mack, Luke Keuchly, Von Miller, Tyrann Mathieu, Earl Thomas

>OROTY:
Will Fuller, Corey Coleman, Dak, Zeke, Wentz, Sterling Shepard

>DROTY:
Carl Nassib, Darron Lee, Jalen Ramsey, Deforest Buckner, Karl Joseph. Tbh it's way too early to tell.

>CPOTY
Josh Gordon. Super high on him winning comeback player of the year, no pun intended. He'll be a huge threat when he comes back. If not him, then Andrew Luck or Flacco.

>Earl Thomas

chip kelly and/or blaine gabbert

bonus points: use a black glow

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>Watt in the conversation for MVP as a defensive player
>not Von Miller

the delusion

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nice contender you have there oakland

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How the fuck did Diggs fall to the 5th round? He's better than Amari Cooper

Lolno

feels bad man

he was hyped to be as good as Amari Cooper going into college but didn't do shit because injuries and >Maryland

>all those loosers ahead of Ben

>that ref watches dalton get blasted then looks away

>AP OUT

HOLY SHIT

every time I see this picture it reminds me of the villains' sidekick in fairy tales who have a hump and walk with a limp and have a face with boils and shit all over it and rotting teeth who speak in a really raspy voice and like to put live animals in a boiling cauldron.

anyone else?

Gotta switch it up.

Good, fuck that child beating piece of shit

I think of him as Charles Foster Kane. He's real big and powerful then dies alone and unhappy.

>L-LACY WAS OVERWEIGHT
>N-N-N-N-N-NELSON WAS OUT FOR THE SEASON
>T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-THE OL WAS TRASH

RIP

Rest in peterson

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>implying Lynch would have helped.

The run blocking was shit

y yu do dis

Save the cheerleader!!!

Gabbert deserves that, not Gore

You can only post after this point if you've won a game this season.

Woah! Not so fast, R******s!

Oh look, Minnesota chimping out like their Somalian boyfriends.

The Rams? Bengals? enlighten me

A .500 record for a .500 team. Go Raiders.

>twitter.com/MichaelJordyn2/status/777644873163821056

>There is a little boy right there.

He should be more worried about the little girl yelling help.

>tfw it's only a matter of time before Big Ben gets injured again

gimme the picks for next week, pool at my work is about $ 2,000

Even though the Packers will win, Mike McCarthy still needs to be fired. He is mediocre.

As he should. In real time that was bang bang.

Guys has age finally caught up with AP?

Ryan Shazier winning DPOTY boi

Rodgers is garbage

rich man's Manziel

Sorry guys I've been gone. Got into a bad car accident and working now. What I miss during the Colts vs Broncos game?

Nobody cares

Von Miller shoved his dick down their throats in the clutch

Luck confirmed damaged goods

Von Miller going wild for 3 sacks and forced fumble that led to a defensive touchdown.
Talib pick 6'd Luck.

where's the subscribe button for the blog?

Basically the Colts played like the Colts and the Broncos played like the Broncos.

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Is Kirk gonna make it brahs?

no. he's been figured out

never forget

The best part about this was the Stillers thought he slid, but he just slipped because he was an old cripple ass nigga.

Should the Packers trade Rodgers?

It's stuff like that that makes me question whether or not I prefer college's down rules or not

>pretend to be shit the entire game to make Rodgers throw at you
>get serious after the 2 minute warning and snag the game clinching INT
Trae Waynes playing 5D chess

>Stafford picks on Cox all day
>Clutch INT
>Rodgers picks on Waynes all day
>Clutch INT

>Lions are in 2nd place above the puckers

>being a seacuck

lel

Next one famille

>Barely beating the Jags
>Losing to the Viqueens
Has Green Bay lost it?

Another example of the manning bias.

>8 posts early

faggot

Looks like memewater's career with the vikes is over

CONTENDERS

NE
PIT
DEN
NYG
MIN
CAR
PRETENDERS

HOU
BAL
ARZ
GB

Ayyy

nope

kys

Kys

>Green Gay

is it me or is the nfl utterly boring this year. who we knew were good is 2-0 right now and who we knew was bad is 0-2 right now. no surprises at all

you're too spoiled by college football

Kek

and thats why college is so much better and exciting. even if bama has a dynasty is still worth it to watch most of their big games

Helium tank