/hoc/ smuk frok edition

trumpedditors not welcome itt

Disney scf

why do you like black people?

Shillery fags not allowed.
Trumpeteers ok

hope u guys have a good year
thanks for andersen

$.05 has been deposited to your reddit account
thank you for your contribution

Is he Cell key material?

If there is one canadiam team im ok with winning its the laffs

I don't really know how that's relevant to Patrick Kane

I don't dislike them

is who

/hoc/ is greater than Cred Forums ťbh

8 bings until hokkei
ducks-laffs broship forever

Love you leaf bro

OFFICIAL /HOC/ DISCORD: discord.gg/gekEk

guys i came from the future
in the future we still laugh at >rags

>tfw leafs have to play a team other than habs for the 1st game for the 1st time since '09
>kEk

delet

it should get more populated when the season actually starts

did finland win olympic gold?

hockey is a dead sport get used to it

"no"

>wanting to unleash /hoc/ on the rest of Cred Forums
/hoc/ is a general of peace desu

Not very good. Today.

so binland is confirmed weakest team of the tourney

Unlucky if I'm being honest with you

>getting shutout by the grandpa team

Are you sure about that?

I think they are better than Czech and USA. On par with team europe and russia.

you got a goal that's pretty gud desu

better than team jew-ese did at least

does anyone feel a bit bad for team USA and Canada?

one of their big advantages over team NA is their size, but I can't see Weber or Byfuglien laying into a 18 year old, let alone a potential countryman (imagine Weber gives McDavid a career ending injury, he'd literally get lynched)

>mfw Canada eliminates USgay on Tuesday

Can't wait for golden generation to be in their prime

youtube.com/watch?v=kO6puR2RoUE

gettin em

g-golden generation

If McMeme doesn't score tomorrow, I might have to be airlifted to the hospital.

Komarov>Laine

What is it like to be hockey fan not from canada?

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winning actually feels satisfying because it's not a meme sport we invented for ourselves

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pretty well done desu. laces up top is a neat touch

me on the right

This game is older than anyone on Team North America

>tfw we got outmemed

It's a dark day friends. I'll try to sleep now.

I don't want to live anymore

>publix

>binland this assblasted

>tfw Pulljujarvi is a deadmonton coiler

dont touch me you filthy fins

youtu.be/hR3U2HKi3aw

SAY MY NAME

websta.me/p/1334976789507770861_3640388194

rofl some people actually listened to this play by play? who is that even?

>getting pushed around by 180 lb larkin

I don't know who you are

You may only reply if you have three different players with at least 1 point in the Bettman cup

I'm replying anyway

>mfw >we only have one player in the Bettman CUp

just gave gary some more money

>Datsyuk
>Larkin
>Neilsen

WAIT

FUCK

>Hagelin
>Malkin
>Crosby

He

...

HAS

I want to see a slit-eyed gook in the chel then have byfugilen fucking pump his ass mid ice

is Markstrom elite?

any wubms of that gaudreau tip goal

Not webm but the reddit thread has a streamable clip.
It's filthy

REEEE HE SHOULD BE ON OUR TEAM

Torts wouldn't have taken him anyway

They're both greasy italians so I'm sure he'd make an exception.

Binland just got binned

hahaha the hilarious thing is we will win over NA 4-1

hahaha still laughing

be honest with me /hoc/, how are things looking for my sabres

Gadreau sounds very french

>sverige actually believes this

good forward core in place, just have to wait and shed shitty contracts(moulson, gionta, gorges, etc). maybe try to pick up another good young d man too(bogosian does not count). risto can't do it all on his own, and he's not there yet. not sold on lehner, i think he sucks.

tim murray is a bit of a weird GM though, and i just can't see him lifting a cup. every other GM in the league has to know by now that murray will pay out the nose for whatever he wants. he got the ROR trade right, but he swung and missed hard on the kane/bogosian trade and the lehner trade was just straight up bizarre. look to murray to make some hilarious dead line trades in the future.

> just have to wait and shed shitty contracts(moulson, gionta, gorges, etc)

Don't forget Okposo

oh, he'll be good for a few years. not outstanding, but good. imo he's been a worse player ever since his eye injury. he has a rep as a power forward but really plays a soft, overly skill game. he gets a bunch of points, but his totals make him seem a lot better than he actually is. as an isles fan i wasn't too torn up to see him go

be honest with me /hoc/, how are things looking for my leafs

close your eyes

I'm unemployed

got a lot of nice shiny prospects, but remains to be seen how they are all put together. biggest hurdle could be the media/fans pushing the team into doing something stupid.

as for this year, don't expect much.

Up and down season, Andersen might be shakey if he's badly hurt. Blue line will be frustrating to watch unless Zaitsev instantly adapts

you and grease have the same salary, how does that make you feel

would the leafs being good in 2-3 years be a stretch?

Believable but depends on how well they integrate their rookies, what they do with their blueline and how Andersen holds up outside of Anaheim

Would you stick primarily with Murray or Fleury or a mix of both?

I would give Murray a shot at the start of the year but switch to Fleury if he blows it. The real trick is managing the verbal.

>have a free win vs Europe
>lose
>already pretty much eliminated from tourney
>after Kane and all the players hyping up the team so much and saying all the disappointment was in the past now for good

Wait, why are we basically eliminated? I haven't watched for a week

The 3-0 loss hurts a lot
We have to beat Canada and the Czechs to advance, OR we can lose to them and then hope the czechs beat europe, then we have to beat the czechs, and then canada has to beat europe and then I think the goal difference is the tiebreaker, and ours is -3 right now, while Europe is +3.

>implying Canada won't sandbag under Gary's instruction so we beat them and advance to try to keep viewership up

a bit of a stretch, yes. it takes a fair amount of time to rebuild(especially for defensemen), especially for a scorched earth rebuild like the leafs. i'm an isles fan and am well familiar with the process. teams that turn the corner quickly on account of rookie meme magic are very, very much the exception and not the norm at all.

against all odds, the USA lost to a meme team and now faces a very difficult road to the playoff round. canada will likely beat them, the czechs will likely lose to them, and really a lot of things need to right for the US to even have a chance.

the biggest problem is that torts is more concerned with fucking dogs than coaching. pic related

Why can't >we beat Canada tho? I think we can.

Oh seems complicated as fuck.
I only watched the exhibition games

Now i disticntly remember that I passed the WCoH game on TV and was going to watch it but saw it was against Europe and thought 'mehh easy win' and watched a meme college egg game instead

Canada will need to have a pretty shitty game for that to happen. It's fucking hockey, anything can happen and the better team doesn't always win but I just don't feel it. This team doesn't seem very good.

puck possession is a meme for your team

Well at least the olympics are in 2 years r-right?
>inb4 no nhl players

Torts should coach in Canada

Team Canada gets an effective Getzlaf...who knows what the upcoming season Getzlaf the ducks get.

hockey was a mistake

Reminder that Jake bean will be one of the best players of all time

Where did all the finnish posters go?!

If my team loses I usually avoid /hoc/ for a day or two

ITS AWWWWL RIIIIIGHT

I hear donkey pussy is better. tighter and they won't kick you

donkey pussy is not T H I C C though

The roadrunners will win the caldeer cup

he did, and was the reason for that ruling.

>tfw you remember the ducks hired carlyle again

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seeing a fin post in hoc is like a bed time alarm for my west coast ass

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where does she live

This picture is making me angry

I am gay for Stamkos

Is it possible to not be? He's so autistic in interviews, he's adorable. Probably posts clip art on /hoc/

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>tfw he was the one shitposting about himself going to the Laffs all season.

Haha Finland sucks. lmao

Nice proxy kippers
Put your trip back on and post your fucking ass or I will find you and kill you

>losing to kids
finland, what happened?

time to fall asleep to Cosmos with Neil deGrasse Tyson

goodnight /hoc/

He's a large man

>"see you later guys, I'm taking the dog for a fuck"

>sova
>kl 10 på förmiddagen
user...

WTF /HOC/ ICE SKATING IS HARD AS FUCK, I FELL MORE THAN MY GF DID

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youtube.com/watch?v=tD1-iRL19f4
is cabbie reddit

Han är nog grek

Americans everybody

So from the first 4 games, the good guys won only one

>Finland
>USA

Haha rofl

binlan lmao
heja tre kronor

We'll probably wreck the shit out of Sweden and Russia

Yes. That's the spirit.

>Sweden
No way
>Russia
Maybe

DELETE THIS

>tfw have to go to work
i wish i was on neetbux

>rags

Decided not to sleep last night and work was a literal hell

thanks betman

Also from now on if anyone mentions finland losing last night, i will find you and cut your throat

>finn
>win
pick 1 and only 1

downtown vancouver, british columbia

im comign

Team Finland lacks one missing piece.

Remember when you got MEME'D

That's not pulju

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>WCH 4 years from now
>McDavid, Ekblad, Eichel, Matthews, Larkin all 23
will they still have team north america?

yes, they'll just make it under 25

my point was that they're all theoretically gonna be pretty good, but to have them on a meme team seems kinda unfair to them

as is, USA could really use Eichel, Matthews, etc

Canada can afford to not have McDavid for now, but in 4 years, when Getzlaf and Perry retire/don't make the team, McDavid might be needed

"Might" be needed
Are a literal fucking retard?

Are you a*

I don't think there is coming back from this hole. We ride with the memes and last night we died with the memes.

Is there still hope?

that woman definetely had too much publix

wtf i hate the meme cup now

Yes. PooSA is shit and Europe are just slovakians waiting to get exposed.

Finland is gay

>implying Europe won't get to the finals

Ok faggots help me decide. Do I buy this faggoty hipster shit or what?

That's why you practice before you take her

That looks really cool go for it

guys i came from the past
i saw canada win a stan lee cup

He assisted on Eichel' goal last night. That meas the shitposting can stop, r-right guys?

Shit, that made me laugh harder than it should have.

WHEN

>EU NA final

can you feel the memes

Dank

just woke up again had a nice sleep

looks cool but I thought it was knitted before I zoomed in, got a bit disapoointed

congratulations...?

Good to hear fäm

Tyler
@akaRCN
McKenzie expects Kris Russell to sign a 1 yr deal in the $4-5M range.

Which Alberta team is going to overpay him?

Edmonton unfortunately. Calgary has no space

Lel forgot about that
>Don't want to pay Subban 9M
>Will end up paying Larsson and Russell ~9M

HEY HEY
GET OUTTA HERE
HELP HELP
YOU IDIOT

>le Subban is good meme

>le Subban is all of the sudden bad since we traded him meme

Sports fans especially are very good at repeating things until they believe them.

>all of the sudden
kek
Subban is a shittier version of what everyone thinks karlsson is

Yeah, the only thing that stopped Edmonton from acquiring Subban was not wanting to pay him $9 million.

You idiot.

Igor Eronko
@IgorEronko
According to @galkevich32 Valeri Nichushkin is set to sign 2-year deal with #CSKA of the #KHL. CSKA has just acquired rights for him #Stars

Igor Eronko
@IgorEronko
Per source Nichushkin doesn't want to play for Lindy Ruff. Although he wants to return to #Stars someday.Ruff's contract is for 2 more years

lmao why are americans still posting here, do they not realize they got BTFO by the worst team in the World Cup?

Yeah lmao

That's not what I was saying moron. Try again

>Chiarelli wouldn’t comment, but multiple sources said conversations between the Canadiens and Oilers did not last very long at all. The Oilers did not like the ask, and they know McDavid could become the highest-paid player in the NHL. They were not interested in pairing whatever that number will be with Subban’s $9M.

They are now bandwagoning team NA.

do you think MTL would have turned down Yakupov+Hall+Nurse+picks for Subban+spare parts+picks? honest question

tfw no kings gf

russel would get a one year deal, so what the fuck is the problem?

We do know that Montreal didn't want to go 1:1 when Trading Subban to the Oilers, so there's also the idea that the additional stuff just wasn't worth it to the Oilers. It's especially likely that the Habs were asking for a young d-man or a pick.

The Oilers have $2.5 million in cap space, so they literally can't pay Russell $4.5, dingus.

No, they wanted Hall + Draisaitl + the 4th overall, which is ridiculous. Essentially Hall, Drai and Pulju for Subban.

Some of you are so fucking braindead about NHL contracts that you should be lobotomized and studied to better understand how people can end up with such gross mental deficiencies.

I see. What team do you bandwagon Brazil?
Not him but hall for Subban would be an overpayment from the oilers IMO

>wake up
>it's morning
>lets see what happened last night
>.... oh shiiiiiiieeeeet
well it was good while it lasted

that sounds like the starting point of a hardballing strategy. ofc not worth it as it is and I can't imagine it being an actually serious demand (because there's no dman coming back)

well, better than what the Oilers actually did

not really, larsson is younger and on a way, way better contract, not to mention hes not a flamboyant retard on and off the ice. what would subban do when he realized that nobody in edmonton cares about him and his faggy pimp suits?

the score isnt even as bad as it could have been, your defence bailed out rinne so many times it was just pathetic

p k is definetly the better player, but is not the right player. The oilers already struggle enough with turnovers and missed assignments. Still think hall for Larsson was fucking retarded

fair enough. I'll try to catch a few more Pacific games next year. don't know HOW good Larsson exactly is

I only wish the Oilers got Subban if only for the fact I don't want to cheer against of all players, Shea Weber.

None, I watch hockey because it's fun. I don't need allegiance to enjoy it.

>not one article on RT.com about the game

Russcucks on suicide watch
See you in the final my fellow elite hockey country :)

No one cares about this tournament in finland tbqh

I'm going to my first nhl game this year senpaitachi , what do I need to know so I don't embarrass myself with my friends

Puck goes in, score goes up.

make sure you bring a sandwich and a small snack from home, you don't want to look like an idiot when the ref signals for lunch at halftime and everyone around you starts eating and you forgot to bring food

Or you could just bring your own money. Arena food is pretty cheap.

i personally recommend a juice box and baggy of baby carrots

delete

bring a towel and good clothes because you will get wet

Whenever the ref says it's icing but no player touched the puck, scream "REFPUCK!" so the ref be aware of the situation

don't be like this retard he probably gets bullied

solid advice

Make a sign with a dank meme on. So that you can hold it up so that everyone gets to see how funny you are. And if you're lucky they might even put a camera on you and put your picture up on the big monitor over the ice

just ask them if you're not sure what's going on

offside
icing
penalties

those are the only things that I would consider "confusing" for someone who doesn't watch hockey

also

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>have to get up early tomorrow
>going to miss Team NA buttfuck Russia
RREEEEEE

If you're trying to find the toilet it's refered to as the "hidden bomb" in a hockey arena and you should generally ask security about it, they know their way around

>(you)

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Tim hortons lads

>tfw no tim hortons

who the f*ck is tim horton

Skarmala KEP

A dead member of the last 4 laffs cup win.

Character from a Dr. Seuss book.

>Swedish hockey knowledge
No wonder your players don't know how to play their position

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Hello /hoc/ why haven't you embraced the vastly superior and memeier KHL yet?

Lol. I can't believe that retard has a Twitter. His people hate him and his military get repeatedly btfo by Armenia.

>swedes have won 9/15 norris trophies since 2000

Rest of the world BTFO, there's no way we lose this tournament

Have a (You).

he posts about Armenia constantly. Probably should get a blog instead of twitter

HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR GOALS PULJUJÄRVI?

>Armenia periodically makes different provocations to make the negotiations process eternal

not true, Armenias "bantz" are always the same

FAST AND UP

>armenia did nothing wrold

:3

finland is NOT VERY GOOD at hockkey

wtf I love azerbaijan now

youtube.com/watch?v=kO6puR2RoUE

Sure you do. All swedecucks love mudslimes and rapefugees.

Azerbaijan is a modern, self-confident country, which stands firmly on its feet, pursues a principled policy and ensured all freedoms.

Wasn't a compliment you autist

DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS

armenia should be regarded in the same way as grease

Rare pulju

Duly noted

I think Finland is a bretty cool guy.
I might even go so far as to get drunk in a sauna with him.

>there are people in this thread who have never been naked in a sauna with naked girls

wtf is team north America?

i urinated on the rocks in a sauna once, the smell really is quite something

the most dangerous team in the tournament

a team comprised of players from the continent of north america, not to hard to figure out

I'm sorry for them.

jonne/10

You're supposed to pour beer on them m8

:(

The best thing

uniting USA and Canada bantz against dirty euros

Lol ok xD

except we spent more time shitposting eachother than we did finland

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not even true

we shitposted Mcmeme and finland

I honestly just felt bad for binland tbqh
Why are saunas a big thing in Europe? Ive seen girls naked b4 (not in a sauna) but most saunas in north america are gender specific

I have never seen a real naked girl

>Why are saunas a big thing in Europe?
Because it's nice
Sauna + swim in ice cold water is great

are we having a Europe vs Czech Republic game thread or nah?

You will one day m8

Oh. And public saunas are quite often gender specific. But never privately owned ones.

Neither have I lmao and I'm 22

youtube stream?

game thread?

youtube.com/watch?v=dyn5yazhpQQ

I will be reporting it of course

feeling like Russia will win

my feelings have never been wrong

Game thread?

sent ;)

You don't want a hue to make gamethread.

youtube.com/watch?v=FS--G7vinUA

>NHL size rinks

one job

>mfw the POOSA loses every game and never scores a goal

reported

>gay manlet sized swedish rinks
no thanks

>two point system

one job

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

youtube.com/watch?v=FS--G7vinUA

youtube.com/watch?v=FS--G7vinUA

team Europe will now be known as Team Slovakia and Co.

>american calling other countries manlets

game thread

saved; if nothing else I hope this Cup boosts Getzy and Perry's confidence so they start the season off right.

>sweden not disputing accusation of being gay
typical

compared to americans we are horizontal manlets

European Game made by euro

get in here guys

For fucks sake

Now this is autism

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He's not even NHL material m8 none of the Cuck's goalies are

PULJU 3-0

>PULJU 3-0
What does that even mean? He played in what, one game?

2 games 7 points.

Who wins tonight

North America

Johnny G's agent

His team was 3-0 in the tourney

desu if anyone is doubting pulju at the moment, that person is insane

bonifyed number 1 pick if draft was now

i mean come on 7(seven) points in 2(two) games, holy FUG

Why didn't stamkos go to the leafs if they were offering 4 million more per year and he could have got more in advertising?

Isn't stamkos a good ol toronto boy
???

income tax

toronto

>His team

I find that hard to believe, as he only
had 3 points in game 1. Are you telling me he had 4 points today?

He still looks like he will need some AHL time, if the Oilers are capable of making lines without him. From what I saw in the first game, granted it may have just been a warm up for him, he looked lost more often than not, and was inconsistent with his style of play. But when he took over and dominated the play, it was pretty awesome to see. Edmonton should be able to use/develop him nicely compared to past young stars. Lucic, Kassian, Maroon, and Pouliot should all be able to help him shoulder the "big power forward" burden.

>laine getting embarrassed at world cup, zero points, minus 3
>puljujarvi racking up the points with his real team, not wasting his time with meme cups
did the oilers get the superior finn?

pretty sure he had an assist on all 4 oiler goals today

>wanting to win
>taxes making it hardly worth it
>dealing with the shit show that is Toronto media/fans day in and day out

There is a reason the best Canadian players always flock to the warmest and smallest hockey culture areas.

Crazy, especially considering they were all seemingly from players on different lines than him, unless pp changed that.

Puljujärvi is disgustingly good

Winnipeg got the monster Finn, Edmonton got the angel/savior of the Finns (note that smile). Laine has only begun his metamorphism. Just wait; in about 5 years he will make Getzlaf and Ovechkin look like super models. But he will also be a great hockey player. Puljujarvi will continue to be the bright optimistic player that brings life back to a dead and deflated franchise. His is the sun, that lightens up the dark. Laine is the creeper, waiting in the dark.

Pulju was the no. 2 for a long time, but Pulju is playing against kids

Best 4th overall since Töppuu Täpalämakkii-Carlsson

>this is what a finnish irl memer looks like

>that nose

disgusting delete this

Clearly a Laplander

How could anyone not instantly fall in love with that face.

cute as a button

Me the Heterosexual Oilers fan

t. Not a homosex Finn

No.

Could be

t. not a real oilers fan

>tfw forced to watch oilers to see pulju play
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR.

anyone who doubt schiefele wasnt a god is wrong//anyone who thought byfuglien is not a top 5 defenseman is wrong

ctvnews.ca/canada/king-of-west-african-tribe-returns-to-landscaping-job-in-canada-1.3077848

>WE

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where's his bean man jersey?

kek.

How fucked up would it be if it was some Chinese dude ordering him around?

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And thus a new swedish power couple was born

redditgifts.com/exchanges/manage/#/exchange/hockey-exchange-2016/

Anyone want to do the hockey secret santa?

Based

Why does the redditfag in that pic have to be a canes fan. Somebody please shoot me

This has to be the worst deefense in the whole wide league

only reddit hipsters like the meme canes and dont want them to relocate to san diego

>our guy

penguins showed defense isn't needed
3 scoring lines and a rookie goalie is all you need for a cup

>having low expectations of the oilers
How mainstream...

daily reminder fayne sucked so much cock they hid him in the AHL for a month

>the dallas stars exist

>tfw no new beans lately

Take that back

wait for bean to enter the league

>next hasek
MY SIDES

>pulju with that HGH gut

big guy

I am unironically a canes fan now just because of bean

>that pulju gut

the NFL is going to relocate the canes because of their hateful anti LGBT bathroom laws next winter meetings

Sadly, no.

t. wongsfag

roid gut?

fuck NHL*

Kronwall may be fat and slow now but the wangs D is not nearly the dumpster fire that Edmonton or Dallas has

Is he cell key material?

bettcuck isnt going to relocate anything. he wants le market growth

also quebec will never have a team

lol

is usa gonna make it pass the groups?

those dubs say no.

weakest link on team europe

they have to beat Canada and the Czechs
Czechs have to beat Canada

then USA will make it to the semis

>1-6

Scores USA 1 - 6 Canada tomorrow.

USA scores the 1 goal from a 6-on-3 net pulled refpuck double major penalty with 5 minutes remaining.

Da 'rope is going to beat Canada
everything is in place for an upset

Edmonton might actually be decent a year from now. Detroit has Ericsson and Kronwall.

>team of all d-men
probably going to be a few years until they're actually a fun team to watch

someone meme this up for me

kek i really hope based bean maker is still here

i think NA got this lads

I took a short break for the summer but now I'm back

lads I'm a bit nervous for tomorrow

USA has zero class, so I can see them starting the game by taking out Crosby, or god forbid, Price

I trust Weber, but he can't single handedly protect the whole team

USA we were supposed to meet at the finals. What the hell went wrong?

can you meme this shit up for me senpai?

I missed you bean man

based

US aintt need to do shit to take out price

lil nigga gon get fuckn blasted in warmies and be out 6 months lmfaooo

Infamous Finnish grape smuggler

I'm a fan

Dat thiccnus

>Canada gets a chance to cuck the USA out of the semi finals
>tortorella is putting patrape kane on a line with abdelshitter
I feel like this is too perfect canabros

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nice bean

fresh bean, lads

based

fucking based holy kek

who's got the best bean?

Nice draisaitl dubs

holy shit gary scheduled the b2b so both teams play both days?
wish someone would do this during the regular season.

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nice gretzky dubs

Never EVER leave again

why does this creep me out

is one of the best ive seen

Taylor Who?

bean her pls

oy vey the schnoz on this one

My fucking sides

here's a shred of fml comedy too dumb to make up

Apparently, I used a CC around where the po-po is investigating this terrorist attack thing in NJ. as such, all transactions from said place are presumed evidence and all accounts involved are frozen until cleared by who the fuck knows.

tl;dr can't pay my cable bill to watch hockey because of terrorists.
>fuck you mohamed

it's funnier if USA beats Canada and loses to the Czechs

nice blog post faggot

seems like the police should pay for your shit in the meantime tbqh

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>mfw Team Europe is the first team to qualify for the semifinals
>mfw Team USA will be eliminated tomorrow

This tourney is an absolute meme lel

>le petite village de Tampon Gay

Disgusting

Oh and I haven't posted in a while, is is too late to greentext

>tortellino
>Americries in charge of being good at hockey
>being literally worse than a team made up of aging hasbeens from third world eastern yuropeen """"countries""""

>Capture_d’écran

Team NA is the real Team USA

IZAT CAWFE?

>tfw leafs have to play a team other than habs for the 1st game for the 1st time since '09

Those games were always shitshows anyway. Honestly I'm just butthurt the Habs won't be playing on opening night

No

>its a frogpost

Nothing like a shitshow to start a season.

IWANEEN

sorry man I don't make the rules, it's the truth

>majority canadian
lel

Where is game thread?

webmshare.com/play/NEZAg

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Stamkos sucks dick. He hasn't been the same since the injury. Enjoy your over the hill captain lmao

Yeah to be fair those games were always entertaining at the very least

"no"

>be on a general where americans take pride in winning a cup with teams made from players all around the World

What did you expect?

Will the hasb crash and burn a couple months into the season again, or will another team find a superlative way to choke?

>canadumbs in charge of counting

glass knee price will get injured

How do I objectively /hoc/?

PUT UP A FUCKING GAMETHREAD ITS FUCKING TIME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

get rid of brazil flag

>a couple months into the season
lol more like before it even starts

McDavid and Pulju light Price up and Therrien refuses to pull him only for him to pull a Roy, leading Colorado to another cup.

one is up

lel
Forgot where I was for a minute
>counting healthy scratches
Absolutely pathetic, but again I should have realized where I am.

Wednesday will be Canada/Europe and Sweden/NA, so it'll be the first day with close games.

thread i guess

Delet this

>le arbitrary parameters
i went to the official website. that's the roster. stay mad leaf.

>7171
Nice but make proper thread

Excluding the two backups makes it 10 canadians and 11 americans

>an half-canadian team is totally the real US team guys :^)

>I count healthy scratches that aren't playing
Might as well count the coach and management while you're at it lmao

>"excluding players on the team it's almost equal"

lol

>ESPN trying to tell us Canada-USA is a greater rivalry than Canada-Sweden or USA-commies

>Counting bench warmers as players

Kek

>h-healthy scratches count
American hockey fans are truly pathetic.
Also all 3 stars of the game were Canadian

>Matthews
>USA

>Canada-Sweden
>Rivalry

Since when has it ever been great

>J-JUST CUZ THEY'RE ON THE ROSTER DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE PART OF THE TEAM
wew canaleafs, that's some mighty fine goalpost movement

>Ekblad ded

It is tho

>Canada-Sweden

wat

>Pulju
>Finland

>fine goalpost movement
That's funny, cause the only time those scratched yanks would be on the ice would be helping out the rink crew before the game.

Canada-Russia is bigger than both

Canada-USA is just a general rivalry between both countries beyond just hockey, just like USA-Russia, except not anywhere near as prominent.

>don't contribute at all to the team
>they still count!

youtube.com/watch?v=35EcGjx0M1o
>tfw no alcoholic nosebleed GF

>1 player out of the top six is American
>1/4 of the top 4 d men is american
M-MUH HEALTHY SCRATCHES AND BENCH WARMERS
USA USA USA USA
holy shit is this ever funny

why are they on the team then? :^)

>KUZNETS-OFF

To make americucks feel better about their country

We need people to keep the benches warm.

I'm surprised that America doesn't understand the concept of healthy scratches and bench warmers.

Because bettman is trying to grow the game by including dogshit american "players"
You didn't think JT Miller made the team on his "talent" did you?

b8ed these exact replies

Their sports have entire segments where over half of a team's players are sitting on the sidelines or in a dugout or something so it's kind of strange for them.

Should have know you were trolling, nobody could be this stupid lmao, good one

MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS

>Your team will never be worse than the Oilers

get in WCH thread plebs

>Americans carrying the scoring yet again

told you senpai, it's our team

So does every German hockey fan, that cares about the NHL, cheer for Edmonton? Or Draisaitl more so, not so much Edmonton?

>canadian NHL teams having to post and cheer for everyone but Canadians because they're part of the team

>american NHL teams having to post and cheer for everyone but Americans because they're part of the team

the cup that just keeps on giving

>laffs

>A
>FUCKING
>TAP IN

>McJesus does all the work
>Mexithews taps it in

>mcbusted too scared to shoot
>tosses to a big strong bull to finish for him
wew

>McPassenger
>good

He felt sorry for the kid after realizing this is the arena he will have to play in.

Really gotta lo and behold a faggot like this

Missed the early game so I'll post this now

McMeme understands the best way to ruin the >laffs day is to make them think their players are good

touche, at least he gets a fancy new place to drown his sorrows.

you're always trying to find faggots aren't you?
(protip he wears #97)

>fighting in a prospect game
>losing 5-2
>dullass """"""prospects""""""

canes are elite bruh

And how many of the "Americans" played Canadian junior hockey? I know that Couturier is basically Canadian, but with an American birth place, but how many others are basically Canadian?

Jones
>played a year in the WHL
Gibson
>2 seasons in the OHL
Trocheck
>5 seasons in the OHL
Saad
>2 seasons, OHL
Miller
>1 season, OHL
Couturier
>3 seasons, QMJHL
>played for the Canadian junior team

So that leaves 6 players and a goalie that never touched the Canadian development system, but only 5 of the 6 players are USA prospects, as Matthews is tainted by Swiss hands.

>so it'll be the first day with close games
I don't think you understand just how meme'y this thing is.

Couturier is a Canadian though

>trocheck
>5

learn to count, played 4, with the last one split between two teams

>Canadian "logic"

>my arbitrary geographical region is better than your arbitrary geographical region
high school tier desu.
building a professional team that plays more than 6 games every 4 years is much more impressive.

well fuck. That's what I get for trying to do things quickly.

Not like 4 is much better though. Guy is basically a Canadian now.

>still a 40+ goal scorer
>still elite
Ok

...

good post

>has scored 40 goals once in the past 4 seasons

stammer is ugly as shit and i hope he gets a career ending injury

He pretty much already has

serves his trailer park boys looking ass right

New thread

>0 posts early