/WCoH/ North America - Finland Gamethread

meme game
meme cup

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as a resident of north america i will be cheering for my local team

finland win

first for finland winning hokkei game

North America is such a gimmicky team I kind of don't want to cheer for them.

>mfw team na wins it all

Greatest continent in the world. Eat shit Europistan

memes

BULJU HATTRICK

>implying McClavicle can handle Barkov

NA will not lose a single game

Holy shit Finland's defence actually blows. RR is sort of good and Vatanen and Määttä are sometimes passable but most of them are garbage. We're going to finish dead last this in this memecup I swear

Go NA. Winnipeg reporting.

what the fuck does suomi mean

finnish for finland

it means faggot in finnish

Southwestern Ontario reporting in
>McJesus
>Godreau

Means "Retard" in bum fuck Finnish.

We don't know either.

What does Canada mean?

>tfw no team na lapel pin

I actually went to bed at 7pm yesterday so I could get up and watch this game. There better be memes

what's more likely?

>Murray gets pulled at any point
>NA Blue line scores
>McDavid gets injured

The name of Canada has been in use since the founding of Canada in the 16th century, with the name originating from a Saint-Lawrence Iroquoian word kanata (or canada) for "settlement", "village", or "land".

If repeating digits finland wins it all
If singles out in groups

Why's there two gamethreads?

I hope Matthews gets injured.

twice the memes

Probably about 15 bings to go. Gotta do gay introductions

Are they gonna combine Star spangled banner and O Canada?

well it's finland, so obv memes

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>asian woman driving
>crashes

SPORTSNET IS RACIST

NA blue liner scores

Ok lads, so Hokkei or Meme?

I think they're just playing both of them separately

mcdavy with the hatty

Strim pls

>that stupid as fuck NA social media montage

They're 20 years old not 12

>MUH MILLENNIALS

Why is Määttä's fat face on all the promo shit?

MCMEME IS LIKE A VIDEOGAME LIKE THIS ON INSTAGRAM

cup win probably

Lets just have a good fun fast hockey game here boys and keep your heads up and your sticks on the ice and your elbows down and lets just go out there and play good solid hockey for 60 minutes tonight boys.

More cups than shits like Ovie

NA is USA's only chance.

Honestly, it's the name they're called that makes them seem gimmicky. I didn't like it before either, but if you think about them more like Team UnderDogs and Team Youngsters it makes sense to me imo and could be a regular thing in future international events.

For me, team Europe represents all of the players who "weren't supposed" to make the NHL, and have overcome all odds from being in non-hockey countries to succeed. For future events, I'd like to see people from all over the world, like a Korean dude or something.

For Team NA, it's an interesting show of Youth vs. Experience. For future events, I'd like it to be open to anyone in the world under 24, although the player gets to choose whether they want to represent their own country or this youngsters team.

At least he's not a scratch like TT

>inb4 pa announcer butchers finn memenames

Findlands gettin dicked tonight lads prepare for memes at fin expense

Parayko is a big guy

for (You)

who cares about the Fin roster just start the game

>tfw the Americans on this team are more talented than the ones on Team USA
>tfw even if this team didn't exist these superior players would have been snubbed from the real team because MUH GRIT

Fucking Torts

#nhl17 #ea_sports

McDavid SCORES!!!!!!!!!

why does the team NA jerseys look like those unlicensed ea sports ultimate team jerseys? the EU jerseys looked like shit too. and I actually like the national jerseys they made for this tourney
actually doing a decent job tbqh

I had a gay experience with Parayko in high school

>pecker innie
what kind of name is that, does his penis actually go inside?

LEO!

NUMBER 33 PERKEI PERKALEINAN

Final score guesses?

>4-2 NA

Wheres my boy Laine??

We're here

he's finnish, so his penis doesn't go inside anything

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>mcdavid crowding that goalie out of the photo

alpha as fuck

Yea, nah m8.

this has more replies you fuckface

Literal whos

>booing based rask

lamo its not his fault your incompetent manager traded him

where's rantananenen

Holy shit too many national anthems

LET THE GAME BEGIN

AINA KUN MÄ LÄMÄÄN AINA KUN MÄ LÄMÄÄN AINA KUN MÄ LÄMÄÄN AINA KUN MÄ LÄMÄÄN

HOOOME OF THE SHAAART
AND THE LAAAAND OF THEEE MART

lul, Torts is such a meme coach

Dated AF

Who is ready for >finnish goaltending

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Korpikoski is better

t. Coach Marjamäki

>that singing american

why does team north america get two anthems but team europe gets none?

>stand... if you're able to
NON-STANDERS FUCKING BLOWN OUT

Reminder this game and tournament mean nothing since McDavid plays against Canada

Holy shit Maatas english is good. He doesn't have that stupid finnish accent at all.

>tfw sitting down

>rags

How did they handle the European team anthem? Some nasheed?

Why the fuck are you damage controlling? >We btfo Czechia yesterday

wtf how can finlnad compete enemy have 2 songs?!?

Because there's like 6 or 7 different countries represented.

We treat our niggers with respect in Canada

wow brent butt really let himself go

Bulju isn't on the roster???

>tfw in a couple years only ttuukkaa will be left

Why are they not playing ever european anthem if they are gonna play both usa and kanada??

sukka nigga

they recited lines from the koran

>mfw leafs changed their anthem to just further prove how cucked they are.

youtube.com/watch?v=MOhD0KukLqY

I hope they brought this goal song with them on minidisc

>"Please take a selfie duting the anthem if able"

who /lifelong/ fan of laine and pulju

Binland anthem sounds like ASS 2bh

WHAT IS THIS TINKERBELL PIDDLYWINK MUSIC WTF

Why isn't Canada's anthem God Save The Queen?

oh fug :D why did i wake up?

where is pulju??? wHo made this tea>M?

german drinking song originally

finnish memes will fail as always numbers confirm

Why are Finns so ugly?

>these are the people you argue with on Cred Forums

>go to canada to watch a hockey game
>stand while filming with your shitty phone isntead of singing the national anthem

It got sang once at a cfl game and ppl booed it

the finnposting is getting annoying

fuck off

pretty pissed i have to watch the fucking boilers to see pulju

>playing pekka 'the memester' rinne

its like they want to lose

my anthem is not neutered though

too true to be funny

This game better be good i had to pause my Blacked video for this

Really? Good to hear. Is there any hope leafs can uncuck themselves anytime soon?

nice shot directly into the goalies chest laine you fucking mega bust

Thought it would have oriental roots

Dont bully aho he is too small and cute

Lmao it's too easy.

>flyers already thugging it up

typical

First Canadian goal coming up

>Finnish domination early on

Our babbies are about to get exposed lads.

NEVER TRUST A FILTHY FUCKING GHOST

wow canes got another diver I see

>american defenders

The battle of the busts

Ahos boipussy is ripe for Matthews desu

LITERALLY CAN'T KEEP UP

Nice pp

>Barkov dominates his first shift
>instant penalty for NA

E L I T E

HAHAHA TIME FOR FINNS

>not multitasking

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Fucking vatanen cant pass properly

finland is so elite now

G O L D E N A G E

Willing to trade 6 obnoxious canadian NEETs for one american, thread needs more comfyness and cheeky bants

>Filthydelphia goon on the ice
>not instantly a penalty for the team that ices him
I dont see how anyone didnt see that coming?

>this pp
hahaha wow its bad

>laffs
>literally U20 kids and UNCLE LEO
komarov literally drowning in locker room boipussi

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go fuck urself with a rye bread dildo

>Finnish PP

It never changes - the pain is eternal no matter how good our prospects get

>mfw finlands golden age would be considered a lost generation by Canada

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There's no way we win this lads

>McMeme

Wow. McDavid is a bust.

>finnish powerplays
>matthews in charge of passing the puck

>finland literally stayed up until 4am to watch a meme game
Truly meme masters

Matthews should be scared

Stupid question but why do ryan and Matt have their letters in front of their names. They play different positions.

>mcbobble
LEL

yeah i dont get it how fuckign hard is it to enter the zone and keep the possession, EVERYONE ELSE MANAGES TO DO IT

we just dump the puck and it gets cleared

LEARN THE RULES FINNS

shit pass from schiefle tbdesu

Its ogre

Laine hat trick incoming

any mexicans on team "North America"?

What the fuck Jori

>no fights yet

so boring

we're all neets here anyway

rofl american meme broadcasts and that speed vision

foxtrax when?

underrated

>penalfins

>BUSTOLAINEN

AustON Matthews is half

SCOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

KIKEL

NA goal soon

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>letting kikel score on you

Just Matthews

Scarrrrr

>Rinne

FINNS CONFIRMED THUGS

>FINLAND
>MEMES
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

THEIR EVISCERATION IS IMMINENT

I'm so fucking done rn

Lehterä and Korpikoski, two absolutely shit players.

Nice asscheck Ristolainen

GOAAAAL

Goodnight m80's

joo viinaa

SCARRRRRR

Fuck Finland

A WHOLE COUNTRY BUTCHERED BY CHILDREN

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR


>Pekk1

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH


GO TO BED BINLAND ITS OGRE

MCMEME TO MATTHEWS TO EICHEL

Its okay m8 stay up Finnposters make the threads more lively it doesnt matter who wins or loses.

SCCCCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

>the first american to score doesn't play for team USA

lmao

Good night, lads.

BEAT BY CHILDREN

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WE DONT CARE ABOUT THIS MEME CUP ANYWAY

Finland better step up their meme game

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
MCBTFO MCBTFO MCBTFO MCBTFO MCBTFO MCBTFO MCBTFO MCBTFO MCBTFO MCBTFO MCBTFO MCBTFO MCBTFO MCBTFO MCBTFO MCBTFO MCBTFO MCBTFO MCBTFO MCBTFO MCBTFO MCBTFO

who cares about world cup, its not the olympics

Where are you watching this from? Seems my stream is lagging behind awfully much

>Mfw when AustON is a big guy

How's it feel to know the Laffs got the 1st true power forward drafted in a generation?

MCDAVID & EICHEL

>LITERALLY getting scored on by jack 'busta memes' eichel

E I C H E L
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menes

>this was finland's only chance

good night im dead inside

team >we play better from behind just wait!

TEAM FUCKIN MEME THE DREAM TEAM

DELETE THIS

PULL OUT RINNE, PUT RASK IN

Nelonen on tv.

>FINNISH GOALTENDING

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>FINNISH DEFENCE

miniUSA miniUSA miniUSA miniUSA
miniUSA miniUSA miniUSA miniUSA
miniUSA miniUSA miniUSA miniUSA
miniUSA miniUSA miniUSA miniUSA
miniUSA miniUSA miniUSA miniUSA
miniUSA miniUSA miniUSA miniUSA

Fins to buzy looking at team NA young behinds. t

Oilel fan here, Korpikoski should be turned into glue. Dude's useless.

TNA has such a shitty logo

THAT WAS IN

FUCKING REFPUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

POKKA WOAH

THAT WAS IN YOU FUCKING RETARDS

youtube ?v=xdk5hxQap_Q

Nelonen faggot. It's fucking free.

>finnish goaltending

With Finns you don't win

>THE MUNICIPALITY OF KEMPELE

Too bad the sanoma jews put nelonen online stream behind a paywall

Finland should've given their spot to Slovakia and joined Team Europe

Nevermind.

>Finnish goaltending

thats real close

oh okay nvm no goal

HOLY FUCK THAT WAS IN

FUCKING REFPUCK

ei vittu oikeesti

>(you) in charge of knowing the rules of hockey

>year 2016
>owning a television
how's watching ads you jew ass licking faggot

Clearly still on the line

WHERE'S BULJU?

holy shit NA looks so good

Tämä

I just realized that, the piece of shit Glen Healy is gone.

>people think that was in
lmao

Rinne is memeing us

>a small nordic country against a whole huge continent
How is this supposed to be fair?

Should not have left this madlad off the team

Busting

OH HEY YOU SMELLY MONGOL SHITTERS WHERES YOURE GOLDEN GENERATION NOW?

>mcdavid gets a point
thank god maybe i can sleep tonght

Rask just told Pokka that he has more saves in the tournament now

binlan is just that bad

>Team NA is better than team U.S.A

Reminder America is 60% white and elected a Nigger TWICE

>McLellan

Lmao

quality over quantity

>expecting anything else

Thank fucking God. So sick of hearing his insufferably cranky voice.

Why are Finns so shit at faceoffs?

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BULJU? BULJU!

this is pretty embarrasing desu

>hughson calling them team canada

AMERIKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

having sex with tight canadian teenage pootang in bumfuck, british columbia

>children vs men
>golden generation
>cant even win bronze

Yeah it's utter shit, but at least we're not American.

Let me guess, Edmonton fan? Vancouver? You dont seem to know the rules of the game :^)

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey_rules

I piss in Beliveaus toothless mouth

I knew we would get BTFO and I still stayed up until 3am to watch this shit. I knew goddamnit

refpuck

>Canada

take one good look at your PM cuck boy. people in glass houses.

>WJC: Pulju in team. Gold
¨>U18: Pulju in team. Gold
>"World" "Championships": Pulju not in team. No gold
>World Cup: No Pulju, no gold.

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>team Canada has a 1 - 0 lead with a goal by an american

Finbins better scar on this PP or theres no hope

>that kid who does pretend play by play because he sucks too much to play

I wish that sportsnet had as good a scoreboard as espn.

it's not a finnish thing. both USA and canada dominate faceoffs even in the skoda cup with their tier 2 teams. always have

bulju :DDD

>finns
>scoring on pp

nice meme

That scoreboard is fucking bland though.
Also their camera quality sucks.

Yeah nope, our PP sucks. Only the occasional LAINE LAINE LAINE but nothing that can compete in this tournament

I want Rinne to ravage my pink boipucci

It could always be worse
>Literally ruled by a Nigger
What's next? A woman?

ehh who cares about this cum guzzling meme tournament anyway

>Team Finland
>scoring on PP

Pick one

>a generational talent
lel

Seemed like a big deal when you guys won WJHC

That was some quality Hokkei though

What's your beef with Finnish PP? Fuck off this thread please.

I was that kid when we played soccer but I always used to make slights against everyone's athletic ability

>Finnish PP

finland was in the lead then

tsn cup > bettman's cup

youtube.com/watch?v=XvS3esnt7bo

SARAVON
>PEKKA
PEKKA
PEKKA
PEKKA
PEKKA

jelly?

Finland is NOT good at hockey

>tfw the kiddos win it all

holy shit barkov

Ongelma on se että joka vuosi o sama tarina. Suomen ylivoima pelaaminen on jäätävää kuraa.

why even live

Vatanen can't put it in the wheelhouse for Laine it seems

>people unironically though Laine wasn't going to be a bust

Maybe, but flats > gradients any day of the week.

>le one timer from the circle man

t. 1999

>bustk0v

>commercials again

wtf how do you people take this without revolting

Saravooooooo
and
>literally a fucking axe

>our prospects

Either he is that disillusioned dutch hockey guy who believes that his country will become something in hockey and have a starplayer OR he is a finnish dude in student exchange

jonnet ei muista kun suomi voitti MAAILMAM MESTARUUDEN ylivoimansa ansiosta 2011

>laine no longer has a glorious blonde flow
Why.

>just woke up and see 1-0

pegga in speed again :D

i can actually stand to look at NAs away sweater
>still shit

Personally I like the flag images and shine better.

So Ovi is the reason russia will never win right?

I get the idea that he's not letting the coach coach and he doesn't trust his team enough to let them play. He's always on the ice trying to meme out a goal from the red dot but every player worth his salt knows where he's going to be anyway.

He's doing double shifts, extended shifts, trying to take the entire game on his shoulders.

>larcuck

why does he even exist?

what about that scenery made him want to stop and take a photo? that's the most boring landscape I've ever seen.

Is Korpikoski good?

It is officially, but we have our own as well.

when Nordiques coming back

SCARRRRRRRRRRR

Because you're a dirty commie

Soon, at least once Las Vegas joins and the East needs another team for balance.

Dude simple and minimalistic is the shit atm. Shiny glass glossy looking things have been obsolete since 2009

>implying it won't be atlanta again

oh shit nvm that was a replay had it rewound lol

America on suicide watch

Well I suppose thats true.

NHL refcam when

>Rinne's D men have made more saves than Rinne himself so far

why is gostishit even here, hes so fucking weak its pathetic

>JT Miller scratched
>Rags

CAN WE JUST BENCH RINNE

I hate vatanen

>oilers with "next gretzky" McDavid invested in a bust
>toronto will develop top tier talent from Buston Matthews

this is going to be a hilarious decade

he's a good skater but never has any idea what to do when he gets space

When do you shitpost on Cred Forums if not during commercials and other stoppages?

>dat pic
Only if.

The Atlanta (Third Time's a) Charms

Bulju has angel wings, his balding will be slow and painful

KEEP IT UP NORTH AMERICA!!!!

KEK
E
K

There are people who still believe Rinne is elite

Is Ghostbear the next Karlsson?

Rinne pls stop memeing

this is not the time or the place for this shit

Has Rinne's rebound control always been this bad? I know he's a meme but still holy shit.

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WTF IT FROZE ON THE 3 ON 1 FUCK OFF SPORTSNET

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Haven't followed nhl that closely for the last 1½ years, what happened to Rinne?

hes the next justin schultz

>22.4 MPH

pretty fast desu

>Johnny Poteau

>drouin and mackinnon on the same line again
ERRECT

P I N G

He used to be one of the best in the league at rebounds actually. The poop hip basically ruined him.

>drafted fleury and rinne
>both are memes
>ones a backup meme

fuck my life

Korpikoski-Haula-Lehterä must be the worst line in this memecup

old age

We're shit

He just declined hard. He isn't even an average goalie anymore. Single handedly lost the playoffs for preds the last two years.

FINS CANT HANDLE THAT RUSH

>these defensive blunders

It's over lads.

I hate the Pongs as much as the next guy, but holy fuck Murray is based.

>being autistic enough to play fantasy

Was fine for me.

His speed is 1 mole

Alright, who wants to banter with me?

Was injured, has shown glimpses of >eliteness, makes good saves on good chances but lets in the most meme goals

from what i remember preds defense was pretty bad last year. weber especially was shit

LETS GO NORTH AMERICA!
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

they almost traded him to calgary for backlund lol

The Preds organization have made some amazing moves, but it's really surprising that that Rinne never got moved.

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Korpikosi is playing?? Who is scratched for binland then?

Minimalistic graphic design hasn't been relevant since 2012. Get with the times.

They were bad in game 7 but I think they allowed the fewest shots on goal as far as the season goes. Rinne himself was just bad.

return to reddit trumpcuck, you gotta be 18 to post here and the adults are talking now

I'm happy if we win 1 (one) game in this tournament

>tfw I waited all summer for hokki and this is what I get

the life of a Finn is constant suffering

teräväinen i think

>works on my machine :^)

mcmeme has been so unimpressive desu

Goalies have zero value

>risto bullying matthews infront of net

hehe

Yeah, Weber went like -5 in the game 7 and -39 in total for the series

yeah i only saw their last game desu

Looks like he's over thinking it right now. The way he blew a tire there then hit the side of the net is pretty out of character for him.

>Matthews bullying your score

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why does our defense suck so much

>plus/minus
>meaning anything
lol

-39 cant be a real numbee

SAAD
TITTIES
SAAD & TITTIES

Buuullshit. Still looks way better than Vista level design

there's one D-man over the age of 25 in the entire team finland

the pressure is gonna kill him desu

We might be shit at hockey but we're still a sport nation. Gn lads

Because they're finns

>Lindell, pokka, lepistö

kill me

This game has been pretty normal for finland desu. They always take the first period to wake up.

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAR

2-0

AHAHA HOLY SHIT RINNE

Not literally but he did make a lot really shitty plays that resulted in Pekka getting meme'd on

LITERALLY BULLIED BY CHILDREN

Jesus christ our defense sucks

o shit

yeah not worried to be totally quite honest

MEME GOAL
E
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G
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>but we're still a sport nation.
we were

MEME GOAL FOR MCMEME

That goal is top meme

holy fuck mcdavid and matthews are great

MCDICK
GET FUCKED BUNLAND

BULLY PUCK

BULLY PUCK

BULLY PUCK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FINLAND BTFO

GET FUCKED, FAGGOTS

Damn the Finns just got Meme'd on

There is a severe lack of roolitus with this team. Filppula and Lehterä for example need top-6 minutes and top-6 lines-men, not bottom-6. We need grit and experience.

And bring back KUKKO-LASSE

FUCKING FUCK IM DONE WITH THIS SHIT

18+
>rags

Did he get pushed in though?

>muh per capita stats

pathetic

>that flag
Canada US union when?

FINLAND GETTING MEMED ON AGAIN

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Jesus christ. Rinne is drunk

>McMeme assisted by AustON

Perfect

KILL ME NOW

Legit about to get disallowed

MEME GOAL FOR A MEME MAN

ITS COMING BACK FUGGGGGGGGG

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>P2kka

what a fucking meme lmao
no way that counts

THEYRE GONNA CALL IT BACK AGAIN

Rinne, don't pokka it in the net

mccucked

Oh fuck. I think that's one's coming back.

holy shit put rask in the net already

AHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

Shit no goal

>finnish refpuck

that should be NO goal

Can we get a Kukkonen in there and send Vatanen packing? thanks

it's about to come back

Hopefully never, especially if you fucks vote in that warmonger Hillary.

That doesn't seem like it should be a legal goal, but I don't know anything about rules.

Was a pretty memetastic push though

this is EXACTLY how this game should have gone holy shit

Pushed D into goalie, should be waved off

OWN GOAL

no way lmao pushed 2 guys into the net

>McMeme can't get a goal without a teammate killing the goalie

lmfao

Seriously. Minimalism in this day and age is a glaring red flag of an incompetent taildragging designer.

Yeah probably, could go both ways. McMeme has plenty of time left to meme

Jesus Christ I didn't realize the TNA jerseys use the shitty pseudo military numbers

Didn't think they could any worse

Schiefele is such a dumb nigger, no wonder he plays in Loserpeg

N O G O A L
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Yeah I know right, absolutely pathetic. We should be able to get as many medals as the US or China with 5 million people.

I know, I know.

Good goal imo

WE DONT DESERVE ANYTHING

FINNISH IT ALREADY

>when your only available goalies are rinne and rask

lmao finland

Bullshit goal

TBQH I DONT THINK THAT SHOULD BE A GOAL. SCHEIFELE FUCKED IT UP

refs please give some more help

This will be called back

Why is Colin Farrell coaching Finland?

McMeme's gonna be fired up now though.

>no goal
Saw that coming a mile away

>finncucks needing all of this refpuck to just stay in the game
Mongol shitters

Literally who is Schiefle?

No goal.

Makes sense

McDavid getting cucked

>americans literally dont know what roman numerals are

Refpug

It would have gone in accidentally anyway, Scheifele cucked his own team

NO SCAAAAWR

How do I become a citizen of Kanada?

Is McDavid autistic?

>(you)

you have the same number of chances

Finland literally getting bullied by children
Absolutely embarassing

Scheifle should've let McMeme poke it in instead of shoving Barkov on top of Rinne

Useless thug from Winnipeg

rask is good though, he sucked in the early season last year but played just fine considering the d core bruins had

how many goals are going to get called back in this fuggin' game

SHOUTOUTS TO OLLI

our numbers are indian you dumb faggot

it still looks a lot better than anything else and the bewels and shining effects etc. still all look very 90s

THANKS REFS

Pretend to be a Syrian refugee.

Pekka piä haarat kii ni nollat pysyy vitu huora

Our team is actually younger than the opponent

McDavid has a bust collarbone, just board him once and be done with it

At least in five years our D should be pretty good. Vatanen, Ristolainen, Juolevi, Määttä, Honka, Vaakanainen, Välimäki, Lindell, Saarijärvi, Pokka should be okay in 5 years. At the very least we'll be able to get 7 defenders that play meaningful minutes in NHL and hopefully most of them top 4 minutes.

Be Syrian.

OOOOOW WHEEEEE CONNOR'S PISSED

Why does Mcdavid look like such a crybaby?

>2 U24 teams vs 1 U24 team

Goal scored by Connor Mcdavid, assisted by Mark Scheifele knocking some dude into rinne

is Koivu a bust?

>he never learned roman numerals in school

>american
>education

Pick one

Are you muslim? We don't take filthy cumskins here

lol McMeme

The numbers on the back look like military stencils, fuckface

You don't honestly think it's, even in principle, possible for us the get as many Olympic medals as the US unless we start genetically upgrading our people to be superior athletes, do you?

>best on best

>olli jokinen

because he's a bust

About as much as the average hockey player

>connor mcgaykid

Koivu should prepare the rocking chair already, he is done

Would finlands 2004 team win this tournament?

He's the new Crosby, what else is he supposed to look like.

>Finland
>winning tournaments

The hero we need

No they dont retard, they look like the numbers that are on almost every fucking jersey

Mikke looking pretty good, has he always beem this fast

>all these mad shartposters
I wonder why they are so upset? ;^)

Of course

If i saw mcdavid irl id give that kid a wedgie, fucking nerd

Eichel and Matthews are miles better than McDavid, seems like canadians are very gullible when it comes to marketing

>Pekkan't control the puck

No you aren't.

haha holy shit rinne is crap

Is Rinne blind in one eye or something? Fucking guy just can't track the puck.

come on binland!!!! :DDD

Rinne almost pulled a Steve Mason

Easy there, my mongolian friend.

finslips

Eichel lol no

Based on this game Matthews maybe

Good half boys

can rinne retire already?

BENCH HIM
BENCH HIM
BENCH HIM
BENCH HIM
BENCH HIM
BENCH HIM
BENCH HIM

>"""""world cup"""""
>losing to a team that's not even a country
come back home

No one else has two tone stencil lines in their numbers, because it looks retarded as fuck

they really need to change goalies during intermission, we've been lucky it's not 3-0 or 4-0

does rinne have holes in his pad?

SAAD FOR HATRICK

It's called a Dan Cloutier

they look more like numbers on traditional alarm clocks and such lit up by LEDs.

get rinne the fuck out of there
bro is fucking ghost tonight

Dink positively- Only 1-0

>finns
>goaltending
pick one chums

not Stonewall!!!!!!!

He's been awful for a couple of seasons

Literally a bottom 10 starter, Poopa Rask is the only decent goalie we have left

finland wakes up in second period and makes two goals to win the game t. dubs

FFS MCMEME, SCORE A GOAL SO THE SHITPOSTING WILL STOP

>mcdavid, eichel, matthews: 1
>all of finland: 0
what did they mean by this?

4-0 going to third, ending at 4-2

cap it

this is known team finland tactic

I made this picture to lighten up the mood.

Thoughts?

BULJUUU 1-1

majava :3

HOLY FUCK CHECK OUT TEEMUS RUG WTF

Utbytt Rinne för Poopa Rask

TEEMU

Put Koskinen in damn it. We need to test his meme abilities

too late to bet senpai

team NA looking promising tbqh

>tfw no Teemu

how did selanne end up so handsome but the rest of finland is so ugly?

other thread

Marjamäki has to either wake up Rinne or put Rask in the net.

My heart can't take this shit much longer.

If we're calling scores

>NA 3-1 FIN

someone invent time machine so we can get teemu back pls

ESPN needs to stop sucking TNAs dick

Asteroids

For the same reason he's good at hockey while the rest of Finland is terrible, he clearly has Canadian genes.

the whole nation pooled together to donate him testosterone

thicc

>that NorthAmerican 1st!

FINS IN BINS
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>not wanting them to hype the best team in the tournament

Honestly we just need to put Numminen on the ice.

Anything is better than what is going on right now.

Fug he's a cute

It's a small nation, only so much handsomeness to go around

I made one, too

>tfw no replacement for Teemu
Hopefully Nattinen will be good soon.

>dees guy is da fuul package
Teemu confirms McDavid as the GOAT

Who /thicc/ here?

She is asking for the big white finnish cock. Just look at her face.

>that body
she need the magic black stick

...

I want Filppula to fuck my tight pink boipucci lads (no homo though)

i have been to finland therefore i want them to win

i have never been to north america under 23 i dont even think it's a real country

why is McMeme trying to grow a neckbeard? Fucking hell

I hate Filppula and Hudler.

>McD looking solid
>RNH looks ready to be a top two way center
>Draisaitl is lighting it up with Europoors
>Pulju making the young "stars" tourny look like childs play

Seriously, Edmonton is looking like a real threat this year. Not necessarily top division threat, but at least competing for a playoff spot. The division should be easily taken by the Ducks, but after them it is pretty wide open. LA and the Sharks are obvious favorites, but both are shadows of former greatness. Arizona is Arizona. Vancouver is a joke. Calgary should compete similar to Edmonton. Literally no reason that Edmonton shouldn't be finishing out of the bottom 10 this year. Future looks bright lads.

i remember how my sisters continuously said how icky valtteris eye brows are when he was playing for Jokerit

it's in his nature

This. It looks terrible lads

new

please canadians explain why is she asking the mom permission to go pee?

>that board support
They could teach Edmonton a thing or two.

Because they are stupid sissies who need an authority to command them.

if you dont let your children pee, they win

Why are there Chinese commercials in the rink in the World Cup of icehockey in Toronto, Canada???

I think it's her friends mom, not her own

just to make you feel at home :^)

yeah but regardless

Sorry to interrupt, but where is Olli Jokinen? I did not spot him in the first line

Didn't you know 60% of the population in vancouver and toronto are chinese? It's like home.

>"new"

Realistically it's just so the commercial can make sense it's not some Canadian custom or something

>he lets random people go into his bathroom without his permission
god damn finns are disgusting

Is there a scarier looking Finnish hockey player?

Johnny hockey

HOLY SHIT
CAN WE JUST NOT

GERBIL POCKY

its over, here comes the domination

...

>Finnish
>goaltending

pick one

> rugged young na bulls running a train on binns
Sweden, you're next. Get those mouths ready for prepping.