Official Finland v North America World Cup of Hockey Thread

bumping the other thread just to make you look stupid

Still waiting for a spicy Matthews goal.

here you go

you don't make the rules

Yo I'm trying to get into hockey

Why does Team North America exist? Why don't they just join their respected countries?

OUR GAME
>OUR BEER
OUR GAME
>OUR BEER
OUR GAME
>OUR BEER
OUR GAME
>OUR BEER

And replace their entry with who? The Swiss?

uh...

i literally do...

>four hours until i can buy beer

life is suffering

I like how the NA logo looks kind of like a swastika.

Plus the scorecard contraction is NAT
for NATIONALISM

So their existence is just because the cup needed an extra team?

a french-canadian equipe

To pad out the tournament to an even 8 and raise the profile of the next generation of stars

It's a prank that the creators did to prove that a bunch of kids could indeed beat the shit out of Finland, Sweden, and Russia ensuring all of us have instant banter when talking with Eurocucks about hockey

to even out the groups so its 4 teams per group.
also theres a bunch of talent and overall its a really good move.
same with team europe.

cmon kippers the finns are trying really hard here and we should support this good effort they put in tonight

>an extra meme
*fixed

they have meme teams because hockey is a meme sport that has four competitive teams

>GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED AND DISTRIBUTED BEER

KEK

They also dominate European countries. Really makes you think

Honestly not enough countries to have a truly competitive tourney I suppose.

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>McMeme running that guy over
My fucking sides, he really is McMeat and Potatoes

findland is bad

Why? You don't have 7-11s in the Arctic?

you shut your whore mouth

I don't think you should banter with Europe about hockey for a while, my man

>McDavid bullying Rinne
Rude as fuck.

Holy fek mcmeme almost killed finland

>mcdavid with the hits
>crashing the net
>hacking other players

Meat and potatoes

Good ontariah boy

>McMeme will NEVER EVER score

I'm dying

>shots 39-9 for NA

damn, finland is certainly hanging in there

GO SUOMI

PERKELE

>blood on McDavid's jersery
>MEAT N TAY TOES

It looks like NA has slowed down a good bit, time for boring hockey.

McMeme is ok but Matthews is clearly better desu FaMaLaM

MCDAVID GETTIN DIRTY!!

how mad is rinne at his defense?

McD has already embarassed Pokka 3 times this period. Fuckign brutal

this desu

>finland

Does Matthews smell like burritos?

finlan has the best jerseys desu

Who is the better grinder?

Dave "Cement Head" Semenko or Connor "Meat and Tatoes" McMeme

Whew lad that's a tough one.

Being beaten by a coalition of the best players from a bunch of different countries isn't the same as being thrashed by kids

i'll take the semen

>tfw I'm a giant McDavidfag
>tfw he hasn't scored yet

>the country of finland

>players saying seth jones is the fastest

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NA dark jerseys are best.

has a binned finn ever posted in this bread yet?

he is

>youre one of the lucky to call yourself canadian
>is chinese

WEW

>SHUTOUT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>IN THE FIRST GAME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>OF A MEME TOURNEY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>AGAINST A MEME TEAM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>OF REJECTS

How will the american'ts ever recover from this? Will they ever be able to post here with that flag in peace again?

>Postisbehere

HAHAHAAHHAHA
VATANEN SCARED AF

Larkin is such a little pussy

nice charge laine

>larkin in charge of not being a bitch

>all these interracial commercials
looks like swedish tv desu

LAINEEEEEEE

McMeme needs to stand up for his teammates, Larkin shouldn't have to do the rough stuff

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agreed, what good is an enforcer if he's not gonna enforce?

Dirty fuckin fins

fuck out of here

Larkin crossed checked someone in the back earlier in the game

Maata

LEL!

no fucking finn posted after Canada scored their 1st goal

call the authorities

oh right, team na has a goalie

it's fucking 6am here everyones sleeping or trying to focus on not falling asleep

>larkin is developing his physical bants

I'm okay with this.

who's in the net?

could've put me in nets

why is the WCoH trophy a fucking flowervase?

people still respond to kippers?

Connor has the yips or what? Jeez.

Murray

I was in the old thread and just figured nobody else was still watching this game without checking the post count. Seemed to make sense considering this game.

memes

oh shit, he's actually pretty good

>MAF

yeah, if you put a sumo in net your team basically win

Why are you still alive, gook.

I cant wait until Juolevi talks himself out of putting on a canucks jersey, the guy literally hoped for any other team

hello please score one more so i win money

puljujarvi would have rallied for finland, laine and aho are shit

>best players
Hahahhahahahahhah good one

Im in better shape than u kip

>FUCK!

you bet on finland losing by 5 goals???

i don't think so lol

>tripfags

I heard that Kippers likes black guys

Can anyone confirm

he's seen finland play before

how do I get Kippers to smell my farts

It's a shame. I offered to save you Finland, but I received only a single (You). Please keep this offer in mind for the next game.

be black

must be a crazy fucking money line for a 5-0 blowout

>Team NA has literally never had a goal scored on them in any tournament
>Some of the greatest players of our time have played on team NA as of now
>Team NA has literally got a 100% win ratio

Why would you cheer for any other team?

Like all asians, you just need money

guys guys guys I need advice what to do since I'm up at this hour
1. go to the gym and SQUAT
2. sleep 4 hours more
3. masturbate and write code

because there are americans on the team...

Go to work

Pegga "leaky" Rinne

Didn't they lose an exhibition game to the Czechs?

I will but there's 6 more hours until then

get blackout drunk and walk into traffic

I'll do anime with beer until lectures

Finland forgot how to pass and receive said pass

>cant even bench lmao1pl8

That's why they're going to win

Meme team desu. Good job for beating the worst team in the tournament though. It will be the first and the last win for team NA.

...doing all the work

>worst team
>not USA

wew

rolling for 1

>2 Americans think an American meme player is better than our meme player
Hmm.. really causes my neurons to process..

But there are more black guys on the Team NA team. Isn't that what you like?

fugg you won :D

Is this Elisha Cuthbert? Stop you whore

NO GOAL

COMEBACK INCOMING

BINLAND

>F1NL4ND

GUD JAABBBB

>Team NA has literally never had a goal scored on them in any tournament

>tfw you're not in university anymore
>tfw you have to go to work tomorrow morning
This shit sucks

Cbc playbyplay retards say shutout. They score.

The idiots do it on purpose.

binlands one good player finally scores

youtube.com/watch?v=XvS3esnt7bo

SARAVON
>PEKKA
PEKKA
PEKKA
PEKKA
PEKKA

i can squat more than you bodyweight/lift ratio

Most dangerous lead strikes again

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>finally get that 2nd (You), and Finland scores
Maybe, just maybe I'm onto something, Pekka?

there's still 4 minutes

SUOMI
WE DIDN'T GET SHUT OUT
I'M SATISFIED NOW

>Matthews
>American
ayy caramba

what lead is safe?

ALMOST THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD NOW

make a hit, and the puck goes in the net

if you're not repping at least 1/2/3/4 nobody cares about your fucking body weight ratio

OH SHIT

Im 160 I squat 315

not gonna lie haven't done it since ankle injury

7-1

while breaking parallel

jesus christ mcdavid

i can do 37.5 OHP

squat is pretty good

bench is bad because my body is slim and don't have the right leverage

>lying on a Tibetan caligrophy website
Pitiful

FUUUUUUCK SAKES, MCMEME

I literally LITERALLY ohp twice that for reps
>this gut is not slim though

I promise NA bro

post belly

stop bully

Has Vatanen won a single 1on1 situation tonight?

dont ever post here again finland

some big bellies are good you dumbass

unless you actually have a fat belly

then you can dig a hole in the ice and jump in it :3

THE HOCKEY RINK BOARDS ARE LIKE A MOVIE WOW what will they think of next

You post belly, Kippers

I already do that for refreshment

CG advertisements on jerseys so they can make money off europeans

a hole dug into ice big enough to jump into would probably be tighter than you

:3c

i hope team canada fucking lose 0-3 in the round robins

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good game guys finland wins again in goals per capita nice try though na

mods

SHOO SHOO SKELETON

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twink/10

is it just the shadow making an illusion or do you have perky round tits of a teenage cum dumpster?

get that gyno checked out

>gyno
>cant see nips

they're fairly perky

maybe it's just my mind trying to fill in the rest but all I see is the underboob of a stripper with breast implants

That looks so comfy
>I wasn't born Finnish
Why even LIVE

was just trying to hide that my chest is pretty underdeveloped so only showed half

yeah I'm not trying to shit on your physique I'm sure it's just the shadow but the way that picture is cropped all I can see is perky triangle tits

Agreed. S/he looks like a hermaphrodite.

Im fully aware my core looks like the natty limit for women

yet women still like it

>women

I'm thinner than you are, but I don't have a rack.

The guy works his chest, wtf is wrong with you NEETs

Confusing concept for the average Cred Forums poster I know

DYEL?

Go Oilers

like this right?

>tfw kangs fan
>tfw it doesnt matter if our farm team is 30 miles away from us when all of them suck ass

post muscular butt or gtfo

Bolts!

I lift but don't eat enough/play too many sports to gain actual mass

eat more you manlet fuck it is that simple

Im busy af and my parents are vegan/vegetarian
so the bulk isnt too easy

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>my parents are vegan/vegetarian
that explains the low test

Watched this meme of a game at mememontons new stadium

Fugg I was gonna drive up. I thought for sure at least a couple thousand would show up, even if it was to check out the new arena.

This was before it started. About 2/3 of the lower bowl was sold out. Pretty chill