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Even though I hate the Iggles, I can't bring myself to hate Wentz like I hate everyone and everything involved with the iggles. There's something likeable about him.

Also bears

>His team didn't draft Sterling Shepard

Is Garoppolo just Romo? Will New England be cursed?

Any update on Woodhead?

>leave to try and get a ring
>Colts go 8-10 counting last season and this season

The fuck Frankie come back ;-;

Can you guess which startling QB currently has the best completion percentage.

Don't look it up.

>tfw you realize Garoppolo getting hurt is a blessing in disguise
If he'd have done really well then he'd have wanted to get the starting job, then Belichick would've been at an impasse between Brady and him.

Now that he got hurt, his value went down so we can sit him for a little while longer behind Brady, and if Brady drops off we can trade him anyway. No matter what this is going to end with him getting traded, I think this just ended with us postponing the inevitable.

Tom Brady.

0 for 0 is 100%.

Burrs

still cant divide 0 by 0

wtf I hate football now

Post yfw dad can't beat your ass since he is hobbled

bucs 4 lyfe bb

>lolphins try hard to beat our meat
>just can't finish the job

>tfw 2-0

Why are cheerleaders still a thing? Just to give pretty girls jobs so they don't end up doing porn or camwhoring?

If Bradford plays like he did last night and stays healthy the entire year, is their any possible way the Vikings don't win a ring?

Are you gay or do you hate women? Cheerleaders are still a thing because men like looking at women and women like being looked at.

But we barely get to look at them.

You seem to be implying the Vikings do anything other than choke when it really matter.

I smell cheating in this

Go Burrs

Every commercial break isn't good enough for you?

>and stays healthy the entire year

Let's not go too crazy now

>belichek paid the o-line to take a break for a play or two after they get a lead to fuck with garoppolo.

If it was truly an altruistic endeavor to give cheerleaders jobs to keep them off the sheets, most teams wouldnt put them through the grinder and give them shit pay, make them work free hours, and prevent them from unionizing.

This is correct

Because commercials make more money. You'd see more of them at a live game.

They don't get paid shit, so most of them have to work multiple jobs. They should probably just camwhore though for some extra money.

>squids have a problem with their headsets yesterday
>everyone comes out of the woodwork and screams that we're cheating
>turns out they just forgot to charge their batteries

I'm not 100% sure but I think they get paid per/for exposure and the nfl would have to pay them more to show them more and they just cheap out on it and us. Also could be some pander to sjw or NFL "family friendly" bullshit.

Fuck us lads

This year or all time?

I'm pretty sure Brandon weeden set the all time record last year which shows just how irrelevant that stat is

Lol Cutler has more 100+ QBR games than Rodgers (who has zero) since Rodgers was shook by the Broncos last year.

Cutty still has a few good years left. Rodgers is DONE

This year

enjoy the eventual reality show starring Colin "I'm 3rd string so im going to draw all the attention to me" Kaepernick

Can I be real for a moment? Literally what happened to Kaep? He was nigh-elite only a few years ago

Bradford?

Rodgers cares about every single snap.

Cutler only cares about garbage time so that he can pad his stats and look like he's worth money on paper.

No, but he does play in the NFC.

Wentz?

Same division.

...

Good job buying into the media propoganda. Cutler is a good QB. Not the best, but given his avg. time of 1s after snap, he's good. Rodgers is being exposed now without an above average OLine and receiving core.

Cutler doesn't just play for garbage time. He makes plays if given the opportunity. Our OLine is just so shit and he usually has no one to pass to.

Dak

No.

That's a meme, not an explanation

Fucking can't be cousins can it?

Must be Eli

It's Eli.

he was a system babby. and then he began to suck so bad he didn't even fit that system. so now he should have vanished into the void of irrelevancy but found and iron-clad way of staying in the limelight while sitting on the bench

i would have ZERO problem with what he's doing if he was a first stringer and worthy of the spotlight based on his talent alone, but the timing of his protest is just too coincidental for my cynical mind.

This year has to be fucking the Pats backup or some shit

Jags here. I've given up on Gus. The GM has done well rebuilding the roster; I thought our woes were mostly due to to lack of talent but it's clearly poor coaching at this point. I don't expect to win every game, but the roster is good enough to be competitive. But the team was completely unprepared for San Diego and that's on Gus. Plus all those god awful play calls. Jesus.

didn't say he was bad. I just implied that he likes money more than rings and doesn't give a shit about his team.

I mean, that's exactly how I felt. I didnt even realize he was benchwarming, and I was like "oh that's neat, a star QB bringing political issues into the light"

When I found out he's nothing but a shitty back up, I realized it's all for publicity for him to try and hold onto relevancy

Plus he's backing up fucking Gabbert.
How bad do you have to be to be worse than him?

>London game is in 2 weeks

Will another coach be sacrificed in London this season?

how do you contain this man?

I would still disagree with that. He's not purely a stat padder. Not sure how we could find points or stats to argue this further though, but as a Bears fan who still gets ripped locally for supporting him, I think you'll just have to take my word

DURR

good one faggot, what does that have to do with my post? Do you think I give a fuck about how many Malcom X and Gandhi books he reads in his free time? You faggots are all the ones who obsess and post about him all the time

>I bring up frank gore
>you talk about Kaepernick

Holy shit you're a faggot

>Gabbert now holds the record for most consecutive games with a TD pass (12) after the Seahawks TD-less game

What a crazy world

Torn ACL, done for the season.

He doesn't hold a record, he has the current longest streak among active players

>NFL admits the refs miss sixteen (16!) game changing calls in the Packers vs Jags game
>Rodgers now has 5.9 yards per completion (all time low) during the first two games

Should I be worried?

If Bradford stops getting injured all the damn time is it possible he could be elite?
He definitely played like a top 10QB out there last night.

yeah, unfortunately its just opinions we would argue about at this point.

it just doesn't seem like he really cares at all about the bears or trying to win. to me it seems like he's the type of guy to say "Oh well, we lost, time to go home to my 10/10 wife in my badass car".

What team are you?

Brady already said he's going to retire a Patriot. He's not gonna waste his final year(s?) playing in some midwestern shithole like Montana did.

Yes

yes, fucking fire mccarthy and stop wasting Rodgers

Yes, Rodgers is finally feeling the years catch up on him.
People denied this last year when he was playing much worse than usual, but his performance this year is consistent with that even though the Packers offense should be theoretically 'fixed'.

The meme is over.

When will you guys accept that semen is going to be become a top 5 QB?

...

Packers. We barely beat the Jags due to the refs missing several red zone PI calls on us and then the Jags get BTFO by the Chargers and we drop a game to the Vikings with an injuried Peterson and brand new QB.

Yeah, I understand why people may perceive that, but as someone who watches the game week in/week out and looks at how he plays on almost every down, Cutty has shown me nothing but tremendous effort. Our team's problems are much bigger than him alone, and he definitely doesn't seem like a QB who pads stats just for the money.

His demeanor isn't great after the whistle blows, but during the play, I see nothing but effort. He might not have the best vision to stay mobile while getting blindsided on every other down, but honestly that isn't his responsibility.

somebody's mad that a 3rd string nobody is the star player of there team.

relax big boy, i was only joshing you.

and if you must know, Frank Gore would have had a better chance to win a ring on the 9ers

Don't be worried then. Just eat some more cheese and kill yourself while dreaming of being able to move down to a world class metropolitan area.

Can we stop absolving Rodgers of all the blame after every loss? He was awful yesterday.

Mccarthy should go though

Which team got screwed over the hardest by the refs this weekend?

Lions.

Who got called the most for "taunting"?

he played like shit but the packers playcalling is awful and predictable. Nelson can't separate anymore so there's nothing to be afraid of. Rodgers has played shitty but he's not the root of the problems.

Browns.

No idea how as obvious toss of the ball to the ref that accidentally hit an opposing player who jumped up off the ground mid toss was mistaken for intentionally throwing the ball at him

if that kind of shit keeps up im straight up going to start a movement of some kind to at least tone this rule down to some effect. Toxins fan here, i can honestly say that the Chiefs were screwed on that taunting penalty.


then again, that officiating crew fucking blew entirely.

It honestly is frustrating though because people who don't know shit about football and only know what the Jew racebait media jams down their throat just assume he's the starting qb and don't realize he's a shitty has-been who has checked out completely from football and has his head up his girlfriend's pussy

I honestly wouldn't even care if Kapernick played though. Gabbert fucking sucks too. Let's just meme it up, fuck it

If the Jets stay healthy I think they can make it into the playoffs this year. I think they may actually kill Russell Wilson Oct 2nd

it's going to be really tough afc looks loaded this year, five 2-0 team's in the conference.

>hasn't had a winning season in forever
>constantly beats the Seahawks and other good teams yet losses to shit teams

What the fuck is Fisher doing? Does he just gameplan for tough teams and ignore the shit ones?

,Well I caught the Steelers Bengals and the Steelers were dancing after every fucking defensive play, one where the whole fucking team got into it. It's very clearly not being called consistently across officiating teams.

Also, I'm an Ocho Cinco fan so even though it isn't around, this hurts me the most.

No Fun League, indeed.

>Rodgers is on a 14-game streak without breaking 100 in passer rating
>2nd on the list has 4 games

is Rodgers done?

>there are seven teams with 2 wins
>all of Florida's NFL teams have a combined record of 1-5
>our college football situation is barely better

Kill me please

oh my god, if they just went full on meme and starting burning flags in the middle of plays i would shit my pants in laughter

I know that feel senpai. Floridafags like us are on suicide watch.

Who's more likely to be fired first: Gus Bradley or Rex Ryan?

and thats just it. Any rule that is left up to the discretion of the judge is horseshit. Catches included

rex, the jags owner is a really nice guy that doesn't like to fire people

If Rex loses to Miami I think he's finished

gus bradley

the NFL needs a storyline for Rex and Rob to be on a team cause their daddy was Buddy Ryan

Dude I think the new catch rules are ruining the game. Dozens of times I've seen what would have been a catch when I was a kid get called back for some asinine reason.

North Dakota user here.

We are just likeable people my friend. It's half northern naivety and half the way we are raised.

Everyone here wants to see Wentz succeed even though we are almost all VIkings fans.

Never understood the NFLs recent obsession with trying to clean the game up. They think taunting and celebrating are ruining the game when in reality steroid use is a mere four games and domestic violence is swept under the rug. Who are the trying to fool here?

I'll say this again.
ASide from the couple of GB players are fat news bits, there is just about never any packer news in the OP.
Why?

>mfw Dak Prescott and Jimmy G (third rounders) are better than any of our first round QB picks in the last 32 fucking years

It's the same with the fumble rules, to be honest. I saw at least two or three plays where it should have been overturned (balls clearly hit before being down, or ball clearly still in control after down, "forward motion" blah blah)

I don't have an issue with calling the game more tightly for what it should be, but they need to review every time there's even a question, for consistency. Fuck the "Call Stands because we can't really tell and don't want to cause even MORE controversey at the moment" bull

green bay gets enough news coverage on E!SPN to cover all GB news needs

>passing on the best QB in the draft
>3 times
>passing on a better version of Russell Wilson
>3 times

>every other team in the league

Yea I don't watch football either I just shitpost on Korean basket weaving forums

Browns fan?

> being a team that falls for the over hype first round qb meme.
> his GM hasn't realized you're better off hosting a tryout for starting qb than drafting an overrated immature """"sophmore""""" heisman stacked team system baby qb.

Is Goff a bust?

Rodgers is a dead meme, he'll be traded to the Vikings next season then crippled by the saints for bounty bux

No the rams are just retarded and should've realize he couldn't learn an NFL offense, let alone read a defense.

no the rams are just doing the smart thing and having him learn behind a pro.

you dont just throw rookies into the fire and let them fail

Dolphins. Seriously, I'd rather we run the triple option at this point

if you want a great example of all of this, watch the KCvsHOU game.

it has an example of literally all of these things.

I had a high school teacher who swore by the triple option. What's wrong with that?

> a rookie qb has never been able to start and be successful.

Fucking yesterday Hopkins caught a beauty in the end zone which definitely was a catch. It was ruled incomplete and we challenged. They upheld the ruling on the field because there was no conclusive evidence to overturn.

>17 pts
>top 10 qb

Okay

Because he was a teacher and not a coach in the fucking NFL.

houston.cbslocal.com/2016/09/18/bill-obrien-i-dont-know-anything-about-the-catch-rule/

Bill O'Brien agrees with us and will probably get fined for saying say so but celebrating a good play is what's wrong with the NFL according to the guys who write the rule book.

It's outdated.
It's good in high school where you can just use the trickery and speed

It's decent in college but requires an extremely disciplined offense. You'd be better off running spread option concepts

Literally useless in the NFL where 80% of the defense is as fast as your entire offense.

do the texans have a chance now thursday?

pats should still be favored obviously

>wentz, prescott and the pats third stringer will all make their rookie debuts before Hackenberg

sigh

Who /doesn'thaveanolinecapableofstoppingahighschoolteam/ here?

who was the last black qb to start for the pats?

No one.

Jacoby Brissett

The Texans are favored by 2.5

>since Rodgers was shook by the Broncos last year.
reminder that shitler has never won anything. never will

It's a toss up. Too many unknowns

He's also the first.

>yfw Brady invites Jacoby to dinner with Gisele to cuck him at home, also.

toxins fan here.

i don't like being favorited against the pats. Belichek will run up the score now if he gets the chance.

...

>brady cooks, gisele cucks.

>being a team that falls for the over hype first round qb meme.

not counting Belichick's system memes, literally every single starting QB of teams that aren't already laughing stocks with no chance of making the playoffs were picked in the 1st or early 2nd round

Honestly if the packers had any other qb in there, they would have been slaughtered. Rodgers played like shit compared to what we have seen from him in the past, but there were so many times when I was watching the game I got frustrated watching him do so many little things so well.

>who is Trevor Semen-man?

Russell Wilson.

>yfw it isn't the first time

>puckers are this upset

>upset_at_father.png

>3 (three) points against the fucking Rasm
>not laughing stocks

ok bud

Who /7thRingHere/

Yeah, didnt realize they'd be so easily triggered

>pic unrelated

Won a Superb Owl and nearly won a second one. What has your team done you know-it-all Hungarian cunt?

What's up with his throwing face?

I need a team Cred Forums, I want to root for the browns but their QB issues will probably fuck up the entire season. Do you see them being a team worth following in the years to come? I could also go for the Texans- They seem like they would be pretty fun to watch.

Follow the Saints or Chargersi for just pure, fun meme football

People who need to be told what team to root for shouldn't be allowed to breathe the same air as us desu

Go for the Giants, they are almost always fun to watch, and they win Owls every four years or so.

texans are good because they have been building up to be a good team for a while now, and you couldn't be called a bandwagon because they have no superbowl rings and are the newest franchise in the nfl

Jets. New professional leadership who's building up talent.

Is Sammy Watkins done for or what?

A few things.
People (except for the Puckers) started to figure him/Greg Roman out.
The team tried to make him something he's not.
Then last season he got hurt and went full retard (vegetarian) and struggled to get back up to his playing weight and conditioning.

Every other piece of advice is a meme. Just start watching football and the team will choose you.

ultimate hipster pick would be someone trendy like the Jaguars Falcons or Cardinals who have just about zero actual fans and wallow in futility eternally

Falcons and Cardinals will make it to the NFCCG every decade or so, you've been warned, don't let them trick you into thinking they're relevant

lol cutler never has won anything though

Literally how can anyone play a high contact sport like football and be a vegetarian

some people don't have a hometeam to watch, so in those cases it can't be helped.

but if you grow up and live in D.C. and root for the Seahawks, for example, you should be given a public execution paid for by your parents or closest family members

People last year said this would change. It didn't.

>tfw i know multiple hometown chicagoans who root for the Pack

Ultimate scum

mfw

>muh assigned teams

Cant do that.I live in a town full of new york transplants and the giants fans are the fucking worst. They pound chests and hoot amongst eachother at any decent play. They are the worst kinds of fans and I want any excuse to talk shit to them.

Wow, who is this guy? Anybody ever heard of him?

>In the red zone this season, Redskins quarterback Kirk Cousins has completed just five-of-17 passes for 34 yards, one touchdown and two interceptions and owns a 19.6 passer rating.
>skons

>I want to root for the Browns
Stopped reading, threw my desktop on the floor, ran upstairs to force my mom to make me waffles, ate them, opened spee on my phone, then posted this because I couldn't fucking forget this post.

>7 significant running backs got injured yesterday

Was your team amongst the casualties?

> Giants have won two SBs recently against arguably the greatest dynasty of recent history
> The worst

>muh "i'm a fan for whoever wins a superbowl".

Cowboys/Raiders owl when???

"Yes"

Nope.

le garbage time domebabby man

its not the team I hate, it's their fans.

What if I'm a fan of whomever is losing the super bowl because I'm a contrarian who likes underdogs?

>his QB doesn't truck niggas that get in his way

Say what you will about the rest of the team, but Stafford had a great game. Throwing tds, laying down hits and blocks, and bring alpha as fuck.

Which would make my team better than yours

Because you can get all the protein you need from plant sources (Lentils, beans, nuts and soy). It also reduces cholesterol and high blood pressure (Heart attacks, heart disease and strokes) and the risk of almost every cancer. The Nutrient/Vitamin you can't regularly get from a vegan/vegetarian diet is B12, but you can take a supplement for that.

my bad, misread

every football team has shit fans, except the ones that were literally never ever good. And they'll get the shittiest fans once they do get good (see: seahawks)

youre a contrarian for being a fan for either superbowl contender and living more than a 5 hour drive away from said team

Maybe the average citizen, but this guy needs to prepare for a pounding from genetic freaks who abuse steroids every week. fucking legumes aren't going to be enough

>driving 5 hours to watch your team play
I live in Vegas, and there's no way in Hell I'd do that to watch a Rams game.

I just want to see the team people say won't win actually win for maximum salt. This obv. only applies the last two weeks of the postseason.

My mother is from new york, but I live in Miami. I'm not rooting for the lelphins. Giants for life.

so I guess Von Miller would be mvp of the league so far?

Deangelo Williams has won two games for the steelers singlehandedly already

>mfw the Heat streak is over

>1st ranked offense
>32nd Ranked defense

just imagine the fucking putrid smelling farts of someone trying to get a protein intake equivalent to an athlete's diet from fucking lentils and beans. no wonder he's locker room cancer

That's why some of the strongest powerlifters in the world are vegan? The strain they put on their body is just as much, if not more than a football player, but they recover just fine. Most have said they recover faster now that they are vegan and they feel healthier too.

>when

Can the Broncos fuck off? Tired of them being handed the West every year

I'm a Knicks fan, so they has never been a streak for me. At least you have rings.

They're probably liars and chomp down on meat when no one's looking.

Powerlifters don't get attacked several times a day by 7 foot black men.

sure, but nobody would respect you for liking "your team" because you weren't there when they were shit.

i can't wait for the day(if the day ever comes in my lifetime) when the browns win an owl and have people bandwagon them for all of 1 game the next season.

The Lebron years were really something to get excited about... But then he cucked us.

>Top available QBs if the Patriots must sign a backup: Tarvaris Jackson, Whitehurst, Renfree, Vick, Josh Johnson, Yates, Flynn, Clausen.
Probably Thursday. Kill me

It's like the Saints or the early 10s Patriots without Brady or Brees

you get a pass, due to family ties to said team.

>I can't believe it, so it can't be true

No, but they tear their muscles apart day after day to build them up, then go for insane amounts of weight in competitions, trying to set new records.

>That's why some of the strongest powerlifters in the world are vegan?
No

Hey let's talk about the Ravens

They're gonna grind out 10 or 11 wins and make the playoffs

It's going to be a while before a non-superbowl team wins a superbowl. If the Cardinals can't do it this year, it could be another 10 years.

By your logic, your mom needs to eat a lot of meat too.

The 49ers have out scored their opponents 219-97 in the superb owl. They've beaten Elway and Marino

Who is the only quarterback they haven't beaten?

the most elite QB of all time

joe flacco

Elite J0.3 aka le pass interference at the 1 man

>relying on a dumb taunting call to beat the Browns
>giving Flaccid $120m

Montana, ironically

Cards couldnt do it a few years ago with prime Fitz and pretend-prime Kurt Warner, what makes you think they have a shot this year?

I actually rooted for them too.Fuck the steelers

Bane?

Hello. I'm his mother. I'd appreciate it if you didn't talk to my son like that anymore. I'd like him to have somewhere he can talk about football, but if you continue to make remarks like that, I'll have to find somewhere else for him to go.

a Steve Young 49ers vs Joe Cool lead Chefs Super Bowl would have been amazing

They have Brady in 2 weeks. Calm down

The fact that they're still a dominant team, unless they play the Steelers again.

Joe would've cucked Steve into oblivion

Woman, get back in the kitchen and get breakfast ready.
Sorry guys, i usually keep a better eye on my wife than this.

>skins fan
>must win week 3 against the Giants
>it's a we're shit again episode

Fuck me in the face famalam

I dunno why people ever put so much stock into divisional games

The Browns always play the Ravens tough in Cleveland

The Rams own the fuckin Seahawks

Why do they have to put this humiliating embarassing team on prime time?

Can't they just let us rebuild in peace?

>mccown broke something in his shoulder
>Cody Kessler is up next
Jesus, is this the first time a team has used 3 different starting Qbs in the first three games of the season?

>I dunno why people ever put so much stock into divisional games

really?

There, there, Mr. Bear.

are you sure? cause i just met some chick in an alleyway ready to blow me for $10, and she's saying she's married to some fag that posts on a Taiwanese quilt weaving board.

>4 pairs of feet
>3 people

Yes, as an outsider it's going to be harder to learn about a team based on divisional games

Last year the 5-11 Ravens swept the Steelers

don't think about it too hard, user.

Yeah. Pimpin aint easy.
Thanks for the money and the watch. Trick.

If the Vikings don't win the owl this year, I'm switching to the Raiders.

>Switching teams
>Not rooting for the same team even as they let you down year after year until the day you die, broken and alone clutching your team's jersey, still never having won an Owl.
KYS

>If the Vikings don't win the owl this year, I'm switching to the Raiders.

What did they mean by this

Even if Calvin won't catch footballs anymore, his jersey can still catch your tears.

You must think you're so clever. I'll have you know I only cried once when I heard he was retiring. It was for three consecutive weeks, but only one time. Joke's on you.

>falling for the bait

pic related it's you

Gonzalez was a vegan with the falcons, but he had stopped blocking and lost 20 pounds

Lions have underrated sexy jerseys imo

Name a better rookie than Sterling Shepard.

>tfw no qt CJ Jersey to wipe away my tears with
The fucking tits

Where'd all the raider fgts go?

There's no chance any of those guys are ready to go by Thursday

>mfw the Giants 2nd round rook is the best slot WR in the NFL

Will Fuller

I can't. He's the best. Go Giants.

Raiders would be my home team, though.

>0 (zero) offensive TDS
>against the fucking saints

What exactly are giantsfags so hyped about?

they play in the worst division of the decade

Requesting the Eli gif.

Once you pick a team, that's it. You can't switch. Otherwise you might as well be a yuropoor divegrass fan.

>NFC East worse than the AFC South
Turn off the computer and go watch some film, you know nothing about football.

There were two dropped TDs passes.

if your players drop so much than the giants are in trouble

I think once romo comes back dallas makes a run and tears up that division

>I think once romo comes back dallas makes a run and tears up that division
This meme never gets old

...

How many years does TB realistically have left? Pats should give him the Manning Colts treatment and build around Jimmy for the future

Are Cowshitfags choosing sides or something? I saw a video of two cowshit fans fighting, one wearing a Romo jersey and the other a Dak one

This.
>tfw iggles chose you
What did I do to deserve this?

>Odell Beckham
>Sterling Shapard
>Victor Cruz
>Larry Donnell
>Will Tye

Name a better receiving corp.

You forgot Vereen

>Marshall
>Decker
>Enunwa
>Marshall Jr.
>Forte as the game's best receiving back

Stephon Diggs.

Thanks to years of the Rams offensive line he instinctively grimaces in phantom pain from past sacks taken.

Duh

Rex Ryan. Shad Khan is playing the long game in building the Jags into a dynasty, and unlike a lot of owners he understands that consistency is a lot more preferable than constant coaching changes every few years.

This as fuck

How's LaQoun Treadwell working out? Looking like a fucking bust
>0 fucking catches

Post yfw the Packers lost last night

Pic related it's me

How did they not score a TD?

what will the vikings do with bridgewater if bradford ends up having a great year?

He's not a starter yet. Give him a bit.

Zimmer makes players earn their spot. He'll get a nod in a few weeks

Trade bait

Keeping him as a backup or trading for a 1st rounder.

YOU CAN'T TELL ME THIS CORD ISN'T IN!
I CAN SEE IT!
IT'S IN!
IT'S IN... BUT IT'S NOT WORKING!

QB battle to start the season.

Bridgewater is the future

We'll see how that knee holds up..
Bradford clearly can throw the ball
Nice to see a QB on the vikes that can zip the long ball

>Baldwin injured
>lockett injured
>rawls injured
>Seahawks still don't fucking use graham

Is the Graham trade the worst thing they have done? Could have used that O line help

Keep calm and post Wentz

>muh math skills hurr durr

Fuck. The offense is full JUST tier. Even last year was better when getting beat by the Packers and the Rams.

please stay just tier for just a few weeks longer...

Texans got kekd week 14 last year in their own stadium 27-6. Even if Brock can get some more points, I don't see why Watt would have more of an impact on this game considering he's more injured now than he was then.

Let's laff at some teams, friends.

>Redskins
hahahahahahaha
>Colts
hahahahahhahahahah
>Saints
hahahahahhahaha
>Packers
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>Seahawks
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Is the Graham trade the worst thing they have done?

quite possibly yes. Unger was at least a solid center and could have a line formed around him.

they trade for jimmy and NEVER FUCKING USE HIM

They got shut out 30-0 by the queefs literally 2 games ago and just got done beating them.

>B-B-BUH DUH PAST

Stop it with this bar room fuckhead casual argument.

This team can no longer hurt me; years and years of anguish have molded my mind into a perfect zen like state. I am at peace with the universe. What will be, will be. I am ready and able to patiently wait for however many decades it takes to see this team achieve even moderate success.

This must be what Nirvana feels like.

fucking thank you

they're largely meaningless in the scheme of things. people should put more stock in their middle school report cards than they do divisional games.

youtu.be/pbp50TCeiTM
>mfw I cannot stop laughing

The Dolphins are a really good team obscured by the fact that they had to start in Clink/Foxboro.

The Rams always play the Hawks hard. Don't get caught up in the memes, user. Rise above and recognize the true value of the teams.

Good, get fucked faggot. Seahawks never even should've won a playoff game last year

Better restart your superbowl countdown

>Seahawks offense was literally Lynch babby
>Jimmy Graham was a Brees babby
don't feel bad user, at least the seahawks memed their way to a ring

>Garrapolo injured
>Brady out

We might actually have a chance Texans-bros

They forced their offense through him last year before he got hurt. Now I guess they don't want to do that again, but the injuries are gonna force their hand.

>I think of you like a brother. A brother that loses to my other brother all the time.

Nah. I'm would bet a million dollars the Pats win by 10

Belichick will find a way

Too early to tell. He's definitely having issues reading defenses. Honestly I don't know why Goff was a consensus No 1 pick, and he was hyped as the No 1 before his final season at Cal started.

>his qb is a raging queer

But he really really really really really likes women right?

Meanwhile Cal has an actual number 1 pick at QB right now

Rams got cucked

If the Niners are closing out a game, Chip should send Kap in to take the knees.

Imagine the media frenzy.

Brisket hasn't started yet, and the Pats might bring in another QB.

Does Belichick retire with Brady? He has 6 total rings atm and needs 8 to pass the all-time record.

>twitter.com/kracze/status/777669284633911296
How cucked is the city of Chicago?

If they don't trade Jimmy I think Belichick stays on for another decade.

goff wasnt a consensus #1 pick, Tunsil/Ramsey/Bosa were the most hyped players.

Reminder that the Lions got robbed and should be 2-0 but it's against the Titans and both teams are shit anyways so who cares

Except you're only ranked first for playing against two abysmally horrible defenses you dumbass

>it's the refs fault Stafford threw a pick

Absolutely ebin

>They'd still be 2nd in the division

cheer up it'll be okay nfc north is wide open

Serious question for Cowboys fans -- are you now ready to tell Romo to fuck off so you can Make Dallas Great Again?

It is the refs fault that Ebrons first td was called back. There was no OPI. Stafford threw 3 tds that got called back, he did well.

>clipboard Jesus

fuck yes, make it happen bill

soon... soon...

Arian Foster is vegetarian. He is also always injured.

B U R R S

Yates is a perfect system baby.

>Pats fags already worrying
>1st in the division
>Went .500 without Brady/Gronk

MY NIGGAS

>Have family in Philly
>going to be bantering all night
>mfw

I gotta hand it to him, or maybe his agent, whichever thought of this.

He was about to get his sorry ass cut, and have a shot to see whether he liked standing for "Oh Canada." But now, they can't cut him because their afraid of RACISM!!!!

So he gets to sit during the anthem, and during the game, and presumably on the bus on the way tot he plane and probably on the plane. Bastard is going to get into the sitting hall of fame.

Everyone but Seaclucks predicted that they were a "win now" team and wouldn't sustain it and collapse in 2-3 years. It's happening.

At least you guys got an owl out of it and in the books for one the best defenses ever.

Good teams overcome ref mistakes

Anything less than perfection is worrying in New England

Those are actually pretty solid options for someone who will at the very very max play two games.

I wouldn't worry, as a die-hard giants fan this is exactly the type of game they lay an egg on. Hopefully coughlin was the problem, but they usually lay an egg in this spot.

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>be iggles fan
>brother is a burrs fan

Always good.

Yeah good response dude!

Somebody pull out the rule and correct me if I am wrong, but I don't think they are allowed to try and determine "intent" there. The ball was tossed, it hit another player, I don't think the refs have discretion.

You're a retard that needs to learn how the NFL works.

>Aaron Rodgers

Hahahah

>Everyone but Seaclucks predicted that they were a "win now" team and wouldn't sustain it and collapse in 2-3 years

what sort of logic is this?

>I honestly wouldn't even care if Kapernick played though

Was at the game yesterday -- we were all screaming for them to put him in to take a knee for the last play -- we know he can kneel.

Thanks!

>Jon HeymanVerified account
@JonHeyman
Tebow just airmailed one from 45 feet. Over the throwing partner and fence. Not sure i've seen that before on this field.

I guess some things never change

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You cannot contain Big Dick Decker

Bosa was hyped. But we all knew Goff was going 1st.

>Never understood the NFLs recent obsession with trying to clean the game up. They think taunting and celebrating are ruining the game when in reality steroid use is a mere four games and domestic violence is swept under the rug. Who are the trying to fool here?

I understand tightening up on taunting, which leads to fights and late hits and shit that gets players hurt, and gives them concussions that get the league sued 20 years from now.

OK, fair enough, crack down on that.

Celebrations, done with other members of the team and not upo in anybody's face, that seems fine to me.

Hand it to the Panthers last year, they perfected the art of celebrating over on the sidelines where it is legal.

But still, some guys want to do a little dance move in the endzone after scoring, entertain the fans a bit? Why the fuck not?

If he stays healthy and does average/above average then he's long term for sure. It was a good trade. I knew he would do great in that system being next to a.p and having the defense carry him is the best place he's been in his career.

>largely meaningless in the scheme of things

Uh half of each team'a schedule is division games.

They're incredibly important.

When did you get into football lad? A few months ago?

Does he really have a big dick?

Is a .500 season too much to ask for as a Raiders fan?

Our defense really showed up. The only problem was the fact that some o the O-line was subpar health wise. Khalil broke multiple times because of precious injuries, but otherwise, it created perfect pockets for Bradford to setup. I just wish he was a little more mobile and intuitive of a broken line ala Rodgers.

>They upheld the ruling on the field because there was no conclusive evidence to overturn.

But the alternative is that they look at a play in review, don't see any conclusive evidence that it was wrong, but overturn it anyway.

I think that might be bad. I don't think you would like it.

It's a porter house penis

>have a number of talented players who would be demanding big money after their rookie/initial contracts
>it actually happens
>teams slowly starts deteriorating

Hmmm...idk user

Appeal to authority noted.

>implying you'll see it happen before you die

On the field or in your wet dreams?

They're meaningless when used as a barometer for a team's general strength, like people were trying to do fervently this week.

I agree with this.

Do you know how the playoff system works, samefag?

If the patriots and panthers would of only lost yesterday also this would be one damn satisfying week.

Is he elite?

>guys stop talking about the games that directly influence standings and playoff eligibility like they're important

mfw NFL noobs try to form opinions

Being a Falcons fan, I can confirm. All Atlanta teams trick into thinking they have a chance at being good or great or just lucking into a championship, but outside the Barves that one time 20 years ago it never happens.

>would of

I had a cousin who was a cheerleader for a professional sports team. They make jack shit and are barred from interacting with the athletes. These girls really just do it because they wouldn't have a full time career otherwise. They all work out and end up with some gym rat usually.

Definitely getting there. He's by far one f the best coaches, and without a doubt, the best coach the Vikings ever have had.

Fletcher Cox was a vegan and he was one of the most durable players in NFL history

Panthers could do it

Tebow just can't throw in general lel
Inb4 he bats a couple RBIs over the pirates and people think he's a smart signing

Who are they gonna be paying soon that they haven't already paid? If your idea is they collapse in like 3 years, they will have had like 4 years of drafting in place on top of young roster they already have. Their problem is they waste like 10m on guys like Jimmy Graham instead of actual O-Linemen and don't even use him even though anytime they throw to him something good happens.

I know it sounds crazy, but last night really mattered and they did fine.

There is no chance Vikes fans ever would have heard the end of the Pack winning the opener at the new stadium.

This. Not only did we do fine, we did so with a first time QB, inexperienced corners, and an injured AP. We've shaped up a lot.

WHAT THE FUCK AARON RODGERS
THR VIKINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO LOSE
THIS FUCKING """MVP""" CAN'T BEAT A TEAM STARTING SAM BRADFORD WITH 1 WEEK OF PRACTICE?
HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY 2-0
I WANT THAT TOP 5 OVERALL (from MIN)
I WANT FOURNETTE

Kirk will be fine just needs a couple games to get the jitters out since he's got the tag pressure. If he's accurate he's a top 10 QB just because of the weapons around him. These games might be a blessing in. Disguise as he's being exposed as a weak armed system QB

Chargers offense has been firing on all cylinders these past 2 weeks. Goddamn.

I tied in fantasy

>6 sacks
>3 fumbles
>an interception from a player with 4 personal fouls on him

Rodgers is a god damn mess. Hahahaha

>Nassib
>Ogbah
>Pryor
>Coleman
>Gordon
>Crowell
>Duke

reminder that they will all be pro bowlers soon.

very soon.

just wait, lads.

It would have looked even worse if Minnesota could into defensive fumble recovery.

I think so. Fits the Vikings style perfectly

I would have been happy with him or Bruce Arians.

Is Aaron Rodgers elite

Yeah. The first two were unacceptable. But they finally got ahold of that third one. There were also another 2 potential interceptions that were microseconds of a head turn away from being caught

He can airmail wide open recievers just as well as Gabbert too. He can do it all famm

Never was. He was a meme the whole time, similar to Andrew Luck.

Elite choker

Before or after they are traded for pennies or cut?

Yes.

I have to wait for MNF for the final tally, but I think I won this week.

Jej

Except literally nobody said this.
They were hyped up by literally everyone as the young dynasty team that would last for a long time.
Hate Seattle all you want, there's plenty to hate about it, but don't play history revisionist.

>drafting players based on measurable and not skill
This is how you end up with people like waynes

Wayne's is good when he's not fucking groping receivers.

People were saying the Seahawks window was closed after they lost the superbowl dude

And LaQuon Treadwell

>Picked off Rodgers in each of last two games
>Bad
I mean, Rodgers sucks, but a pick is a pick.

>implying we would trade any of those players for shekels

>Treadwell
>bad

Okay fammy

>tfw I have
>Peterson
> Charles
> Ivory
> Woodhead
> Stewart
all in different or same leagues

This. Even last year after they lost to Carolina, most pundits were saying Seattle would have their most explosive offense yet this season.

They're going to go into indy and bury Luck for good desu

This as fuck.

First time in a while it feels not terrible to be a Vikings fan

Reminder that Belichick openly flaunted his dark powers yesterday and killed an official on live TV.

Packers suck and won't make the playoffs. I hope.

Cards fan here. I'm in NYC on business for the next month. Is it worth going to a game at the Ralph? I mean, I'm not going to get slammed through a table or forced to eat out someone's ass, right?

I think youre confusing it with Philly and Oakland. Should be okay

>Packers making the playoffs
I don't think you'll have to worry about that. They nearly got raped by the Jags, after all.

>getting your hopes up

I'm pleased so far given the circumstances but I'm not going to get hyped until we win the NFC championship game.

>I'm not going to get slammed through a table or forced to eat out someone's ass, right?

How many penalties did he commit how many yards given up hope many times he got beat 1 on 1

Dude, enjoy the ride. Season bants are just as fun as postseason bants.

>0 catches
>good

From 2010-2014 he was.

Honestly, peak Rodgers is probably the greatest QB of all time. His efficiency and lack of INTs was mindblowingly good

people are blaming it all on the o line and yeah it's fucking shit, but they killed so many drives just going full retard. michaels was beasting but we don't none of that on the offense, better bring in the rookie or rawls to kill multiple drives.

>they only beat the Jags because of sixteen blown game changing calls
>Rodgers got held to like 199 yards by the fucking Jags
>he's 26th is passing yards
>his 5.9 yards per completion is an all time personal low

What the fuck is happening?

You have achieved self-actualization

Monks train for years for that shit

how do we "fix" the greenbay Packers?

Nothing. That game was nothing but a mirage. Aaron Rodgers is the greatest QB to ever play the game.

>Davis Webb
>#1 QB

Wasn't even the #1 on his old team (Texas Tech) which is why he transferred. Patrick Mahomes is better.

What do you mean what's happening? If you honestly thought Rodgers was good you're a fucking moron.

Really because Rodgers looks like an overrated qb who sucks donkey dicks

Can't believe people have ever ranked him above Brady

Just all of my keks

>Doug Marrone won 9 games in 2014 with Kyle Orton and EJ Manuel under center and a 33 year old running back

Please fire Gus and make Doug the HC

Point is he is better than Goff

Just a bunch of bandwagoners. Nobody unironically took him seriously.

Should I be worried that the Panthers gave up 27 points to San Francisco?

I fucking HATE bandwagoners

And jim Schwartz

I saw the whole game play out in my mind's eye once they had their blocked extra point run back. I knew they'd lose in the end.

I've been a fan for as long as I can remember, I'm as cynical as they come.

But at least I don't have to cringe 16 times a year, and get to watch a team that's actually competitive on Sunday night football.

It's seriously refreshing to not watch us piss down our leg week after week.

I still have a feeling we'll find a way to vikings it up, but for now, I'm happy

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>SUnday afternoon

>Go to liquor store after the Raiders lost to Falcons to buy a bottle

>See 3 steeler fans, 1 guy in a dolphins jersey, a Raider fan in a bo jackson jersey, and 3 cowboy fans.

Why is Southern California so cancerous?

Should I be worried that my coffee mug has an outdated patriots logo or does it prove that I'm a lifelong fan?

Cardsbro here as well. Definitely go. Our team is elite tear this year.

Raiders Bo Jackson guy makes sense

Southern California at least had the excuse of only having the Chargers. Don't be surprised if you find more Rams jerseys when you come down again.

>be me yesterday
>promise I wouldn't drink today
>fins give up 3 touchdowns in the first quarter
>proceed to go to the gas station and buy 2 six packs

Truly the universe cannot be so cruel

This.
The burrs chose me.
PNW we out here.

Did you honestly think your shit team was capable of beating MY team?

Fucking kill yourself you anime dive grass watching raiderspic

how do we fix this?

Is that an anime eye in the helmet?

Truly disgusting on all accounts

No fucking hell stop polluting your mind with man children cartoons and grow up

>Says the Canadian

>Buccs

Still needs another draft and free agency to plug up holes. Winston is just a sophomore so no need to panic

>Jags

They've rebuilt the roster and the GM is good, but Gus is just a bad coach. Need to invest in a proper HC

>Fins

Ownership is shit and the Tannehill experiment has failed

Your team is not elite
Your team lost to my elite team of second stringers

Not gonna lie, pretty jealous of both of these

>be a Jets fan
>celebrate every Sunday like it's a holiday
>finally move to New Jersey
>it's the most rude, disgusting place on earth
>cried everyday until I moved back in with my parents in Nebraska
Is this a good enough reason to switch teams yet?

The Canadian who doesn't have a local team unlike you? Yeah that's what I thought you disgusting pig

Reminder that only bad teams need to start their 1st rounders immediately.

we wait until the entire state goes under water

Why would you pick the Jets if you've never been to New Jersey?

I believe the term is "bandwagoner"

>Eagles, Ravens, Texans and Vikings were the only teams to go 4-0 in the preseason
>all of them are 2-0 now
>browns and saints went 0-4 in preseason
>they're 0-2 now
Really makes one ponder

good fuck off back to the middle of nowhere

>Vikings
>Ponder
It's funny because your country hates white men.

You have a local team. Seahawks if you are west, Minnesota or Green bay if you are in the middle, buffalo in the east.

>Eagles
>2-0
not so fast there famalam

>Jim Caldwell declined to say if DeAndre Levy could miss the rest of the season with his quad injury

It's time to end it, Bob. You didn't start this mess, but you must clean it

>t. Mike LePedro Gonzalez

>burrs
'no'

kek, look at this

twitter.com/GAFollowers/status/777711114624704513?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

Or you know, New England, which several of its states is abutting Canada

>mfw a Canadian knows American geography better than an American

I take it there were some public cutbacks when you were being educated?

>Mack and Woodson beating up Carr

to be fair the iggles still do have a rookie QB, rookie HC, and their only good receiving threat is injured
Wentz is still elite tho

i believe he's actually vegan

I hate the patriots, so I excluded them on purpose, you beaver-fucking goof.

But forgetting about Detroit was your own stupidity correct?

LEL

assuming he stays healthy, 5.

this dude treats his body like a temple, constantly in great shape, and watches film in his sleep.

there's no way he's going away in the next 3 years.

Iggles

I don't want you poisoning my Lions' fanbase. Keep drinking that maple syrup like you fucking won something.

>favorite player on your team atm
>favorite magical girl

no it's just american students aren't taught about irrelevant countries like Canada since there's only so much time

>Stephon Diggs
>Pic related

Is the iggles vs burrs game even worth watching?

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I keep drinking whiskey because I keep celebrating because MY WINNERS keep on WINNING while detoilet keeps on BEING SHIT

Feels good patriots being CANADAS team and the most DOMINANT team in the LEAGUE

Do Canadians care about the CFL at all? I never see it mentioned.

Do Americans care about minor league at all? I never see it mentioned.

Vancouver seems to like the Seahawks, famalam.

It depends on where you live.

At least 3-4 unless someone breaks his back on a sack. He's an absolute fitness freak and has never had any persistent health issues.

Yes it's called geography something that seems to be lacking in all of American schools by the looks of it

Im more worried about how the defense performs tonight than the offense. Sure they kept a subpar Briwns offense down but the Eagles have the kind of schedule where the games get harder as the weeks progress. If the defense can handle a meh bears offense then Wentz doesnt have to perform immensely. He can game manage the shit out of the offense and still get a W

I love my Daytona Beach Tortugas. Check yourself.

>you now realize Howie Ruseman traded up to get his franchise QB, traded away Chip's meme players for solid role players, and still has 8+ draft picks in the next two drafts
HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>Bears/Eagles

Why the fuck is this the Monday night game? Who cares?

>Minnesota has the nation's largest Somali community. Many who fled the long civil war in their east African country were drawn to the state's welcoming social programs.

>Census numbers put the state's Somali's population at about 40,000, but community activists have said it's higher. The largest share of that group has settled in the Minneapolis area, including one neighborhood near the University of Minnesota campus that's been dubbed "Little Mogadishu." But significant numbers have also settled in St. Cloud, Willmar and other smaller cities.

>Live in Vegas
>51's is one of the best teams in the league
>Baseball is the biggest minor league sport
>Still nobody cares
No. It doesn't depend on where you live.

Go OKC Redhawks
>inb4 dodgers

>Rex Ryan said today facing the Cards and Pats are the "exact medicine" the team needs

Oh God, we're going to get massacred aren't we?

k

>In the past decade, Minnesota has struggled with terrorist groups luring some of its young Somali men overseas. The problem first surfaced in 2007, when more than 20 young men went to Somalia, where Ethiopian troops propping up a weak U.N.-backed government were seen by many as foreign invaders. Al-Shabab, classified as a terror group by the U.S. government, wooed young Americans with jihadist videos that appealed to patriotic and religious ideals.

>In more recent years, the Islamic State has also found recruits in Minnesota, with authorities saying roughly a dozen have left to join militants in Syria. Nine Minnesota men face sentencing this fall on terror charges for plotting to join the Islamic State group.

I'm not the same user. Calm down Canadabro. I was just pointing out that the Patriots can't be all of Canada's team, just like the Cowgirls aren't "America's Team".

They're not going.

I do cause if Jeffrey gets less than 10 points I win my FF game :)) let's hope he sits out due to a sore neck or something like usual

>2 out of the top 5 TV markets
>best QB of the most recent class
>Eagles have a chance to show they are competitive in this division
>Cutler memes
>NFC North looks vulnerable with Rodgers playing like shit and AP ded
>Bears finally making the playoffs this year, mite b cool

kek, Rex Ryan seems like that drunk uncle who always knows best when watching the game somehow getting an NFL head coaching job

>AP ded
That only makes us stronger.

Cowboys are Americans team
Patriots are Canada teams
You think it's a coincidence the mascot and earlier logos/retro logos are redcoats ?

Jesus i hope hes any type of russell wilson. Dak is pretty solid while RW is memechucking random hail marys.

Kek, tell yourself that Vikeks

Bears are taking this divison at 9-7, cap it

Why are you raider fans so damn cancerous. You guys spent all offseason shitposting on how great your defense would be and you all act like you guys did nothing wrong

that would explain why the patriots choke so much

In less than 6 hours, the Carson Wentz meme dies

>Xehawks

NEW BREAD

The Vikings will have to lose a game in the next 3 years for that to happen, which it won't cause we're the fukkin best!

Fitzgerald feels like such a default answer but he's literally been the face of my team since I was 14

Chris is plenty magical. If I have to pick classic Mahou I pick Mecury

Have faith. we got this game ez pz bear bro.

>Canada
>Bro
An oxymoron
Leaf range ban when

Then why do they have more superbowls than anyone else since 2000 :/?????? ?????????????????????????????? :/ :\

Butthurt detoilet resident detected

A fucking leaf

>5
It's going to be a slow fall for him, definitely.

>trying to troll this hard

Lol, daburrs are going to fight it out with Detroit for NFC North's basement. Cap it

Burrs here, we are going to comfortably tie the Vikings for second place right behind GB, since GB will suck but the Burrs will suck harder, and the Vikes are good but will find a way to choke hard. But nowhere near as hard as the Loins, who always choke hardest throughout the whole season. Plus, no Megatron.

GB 9-7
Vikes 8-8
Bears 8-8
Lions 6-10

Our division is mediocre this year.

This isnt gonna happen.
Lions and Vikings are both headed for ten wins right now. The packers are staring down nine wins.
I would be surprised if the bears eclipsed six.

That's often the narrative though, but how many times have we seen the Vikes and Lions straight disappoint? Also the Bears are too middling to only win 6 games this season.

>Now that he got hurt, his value went down
No it didn't. The browns or someone are going to give him a slightly sub osweileresque contract because he was great in every start so far.

You cheese shits won't get our godly rb if I have anything to do about it (which I don't), you greasy fat bastards.

GEAUX