Left or right?

right

>Martin Tyler
was he accompanied by his delusionbro andy townsend

>when henderson scores from 25 yards, perfect hit
henderson with an ok hit, yeah he scored
>when rashford scores from 4 yards
RASHFORD OOOOO ITS A BEAUTY, WHAT A HIT FROM THE YOUNG PRODIGY I JUST WISH HE WOULD BED MY WIFE LIKE HE HIT THAT BALL

wait a second

>Has Rashford actually scored from outside the 6 yard box?
>Martin Tyler said something about Rashford being able to bend them in from 25 yards

youtube.com/watch?v=0RtNiNpc63A

Not quite 25 yards, but still pretty good goal.

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Left is better all round. Guy on the right is abtter finisher tho

Pulisic

And has more assists, better positional awareness, better off the ball movement.

Left is le pacy tap in man

West Ham and his U21 debut

Left has had far shittier service than Right

If right really is the age he claims to be, then right every day of the week.

Wifey prefers both. At the same time

Rashford's atrocious at linkup play

Both have potential to be world class for both their teams, it's gonna be down to who gets the game time and experience first.

Nacho Nacho man

Iheanacho will be a goddamn superstar. Definitely him

>canadian

story checks out

>Benteke scores a bicycle

Martin Tyler: ..and christian benteke scores!

>Anthony Martial scores a simple goal

Martin Tyler:ooOOOOooo YEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!

WELLCUM TO MANCHESTER YANNITED, ANTHONY MARSHHEEAAAL!!!!

AGUERROOO ruined tyler

He's always trying to recreate it

>He's always trying to recreate it
so true haha

I bet you're fun at parties

Right

Not that they are careful about anything, or that they will take advice from me, but the left should be careful of what it wishes for. Its accusations won’t seem ridiculous soon. The one prophesy I can make with certainty amid today’s chaos is that many on the left will head for the right. When they arrive, they will be greeted with bogus explanations for their ‘betrayal’.

Conservatives will talk as if there is a right-wing gene which, like male-pattern baldness, manifests itself with age. The US leftist-turned-neocon Irving Kristol set the pattern for the pattern-baldness theory of politics when he opined that a conservative is a liberal who has been ‘mugged by reality’. He did not understand that the effects of reality’s many muggings are never predictable, or that facts of life are not always, as Margaret Thatcher claimed, conservative. If they were, we would still have feudalism.

The standard explanation from left-wingers is equally self-serving. Turncoats are like prostitutes, they say, who sell their virtue for money. They are pure; those who disagree with them are corrupt; and that is all there is to it.

In 2007 I tried to make amends, and published What’s Left. If they were true to their professed principles, my book argued, modern leftists would search out secular forces in the Muslim world — Iranian and Arab feminists, say, Kurdish socialists or Muslim liberals struggling against reactionary clerics here in Britain — and embrace them as comrades. Instead, they preferred to excuse half the anti-western theocrats and dictators on the planet. As, in their quiet way, did many in the liberal mainstream. Throughout that period, I never heard the BBC demanding of ‘progressives’ how they could call themselves left-wing when they had not a word of comfort for the Iraqi and Afghan liberals al-Qaeda was slaughtering.

Right but both are very good, Rashford would look better if he played on a team where he wouldn't be the only attacking threat as an 18 year old

Far right, personally.

Both of them will be literally whos in 2 seasons time

Niggers peak at 18 years old and almost never get any better

one is a proven goalscorer at champions league level and the other is a fucking meme whos only achievement is scoring past a shit tier defender (demichelis)