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>de mou

you're a faggot so your post is false, confirming that every poster is a faggot

>all faggots are liars

racist cunt

accy stanleh? oo ah theh

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is my post a good or bad post?

Yes, thanks!

Chelsea
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Arsenal
Liverpool
Brighton
Everton
Newcastle
Leeds United
Man City
Crystal Palace
West Ham
Stoke City
Man U
Sunderland
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Hoping for an upset though in any of the games except for >ours

It's a good one

good thread

More liek ded bread am I right?

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Guys can you please stay on topic? Thanks.

Thinkgen of England, hbu?

How about them football teams eh guys?

football!

sports!

why is your team so high/low? is it a certain lazy player? or your managers style?

Which PL team will poach Tuchel lads?

I'm thinking Arsenal

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kek utd. rooney, ibra and mata stumbling around the pitch is no surprise

My team is high because we are objectively better than all other teams below us.

I expected Arsenal "depressed" FC to be quite low.

I literally just remembered that Sissoko is at Spurs

Has he even played yet?

Started Yesterday

played the full 90 against sunderland

was very mediocre

We're bottom because my club bought an overrated nigger.

Pogba's the least of their problems

I dunno, I use Cred Forums-webm-maker.

These posts? Why yes, I DO rate them.

post yfw forest score a 94th minute winner from nicklas bendtner against arsenal

>There are Manchester United fans in this thread right now

I just had a daydream where Man U, Arsenal and West Ham got relegated

>mfw an american was fat near me

leicester won the league, therefore manchester united can get relegated this season
it's actually a genuine possibility

did you squirt a little cum in your pants too mate

But Stanley are a shit team and I'm not just saying that because I'm a morecambe fan

This. Especially considering they are a team in the premiere league, and premiere league teams can get relegated from the premiere league

>he doesnt rate acceh stanleh

unpopular opinion

just had a bacon sandwich, might go buy some more bread, bacon and butter
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>this weird as fuck tranny on pointless

Xander?

Is Cred Forums-webm-maker the renamed version of WebM for retards? I heard it was renamed because people were upset about the name.

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Post a screenie mate

*dab*

There's already a league cup thread faggot
lrn2ctrl+F

what did they mean by this?

Payet's overall 2015-2016 season : youtube.com/watch?v=qyAyUucXq_Y
Payet against Romania : youtube.com/watch?v=L9WWbsDum2o
Payet's assist of the year (rabona) : youtube.com/watch?v=BFbT4ygqyWw
Payet against Cameroon (includes free kick goal) : youtube.com/watch?v=ZOu9t-h7dg8
Payet against Russia (includes free kick goal) : youtube.com/watch?v=xpPuyzycpXE

you guys checked out the new fifa ratings yet?

wefut.com/club/8

>implying anyone here has the knowledge to interpret this

not final ratings

when are the final ones coming out?
even the release day ratings are p shit since they changed a fuck lot after 1 month or so

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No reason to want to leave Dortmund for now. Basically gets guaranteed CL football if he keeps going as he is. But on the other hand he still makes stupid mistakes sometimes (Leipzig game), and would get torn apart in the PL for that.

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dunno, early access is on Wednesday so they must be coming out soon

>Basically gets guaranteed CL football if he keeps going as he is.
But so does Arsenal.

But with Dortmund he would have a chance of getting past the R16

No guarantee of that after Wenger leaves.

*dab*

me when I'm on xan ^^

>trashford

literally who?

twitter.com/MUFR_/status/777588468985827332?lang=fr

rooney. ahh yes what a player

No idea. Been using it a long time and it always was named that way. But it'd make sense because even I can use it.

None. Tuchel will go to Bayern after Carlo.

lol nice (nice trips too).

Kanté left his Premier League medal behind in Leicester when he moved to Chelsea

I hate how this video has caught on. The editing is really annoying.

too much repetition indeed

yeah as i watched it all i could think was what a cunt

Wow a girl in a text message very reputable

that's pretty poignant

They'll get Hasenhüttl, just to fuck with Leipzig.

Not bad, that should easily be worth a few grand to sell to some Leicester fan

kante is the ultimate mercenary

Who is Zlatan Ibrahimovic

The day Rooney started to earn £300,000 a week he was finished. Imagine working hard your whole life, to then end up earning £15 million a year? Having that much money is inevitably going to result in you giving less of a fuck, especially when you know deep down nobody will ever have the balls to drop you.

a pretender

How the fuck are you in a football thread when you don't even know who Zlatan is?!

I would find it hilarious is PSG won the CL this season

they're choking the league a la chelski last season so i doubt they'll get to the quarters, even

which is funny cause mou is repeating last year as well

Speaking of mercenaries, this doesn't get posted often enough to remind Liverpool fans that Gerrard desperately wanted to join Chelsea and only decided not to when he feared for the safety of his family.

Shame they've got Edinson "Higuain 2.0" Cavani at the helm

>mfw just a decade ago £32 million was almost enough to get you a prime Gerrard
>now it gets you 1/3rd of a blackface Henderson

Nothing about this on twitter or anywhere

Is the United collapse real? Thinking whether I should switch Ibra for Aguero, instead of Lukaku as I originally planned

It can get you Hummels.

actions speak louder than words m8

holdup will Aguero even play next week?

The slip definitely spoke louder than saying "THIS DOES NOT SLIP"

>actions speak louder than words m8
I can't tell if the death threats against him prove that or not.

good team tbf

idk I don't feel like Kanté is a mercenary
he's more than that, I mean hes kinda one of us nahmean...

I'm bored. Give your opinion about anything.

Messi > Ronaldo
Bale > Suarez
Pogba = Balotelli
Verratti > Busquets
Silva > Boateng
Lloris > de Gea
Lucas Moura > Neymar
Marquinhos > Umtiti > Varane
Payet > De Bruyne > Silva > Özil > Firmino = Coutinho > Barkley
Valbuena = Iniesta
Dembélé = Nkoudou = Coman > Martial
Kanté > Vieira
Vardy > Rooney
Ferguson > Guardiola > Ancelotti > Mourinho > Klopp

wew lad

nope, he's back the week after

actually hold on, do suspensions carry over to the league cup?

thanks, had to use my wildcard sadly

oh great, so the dilemma is postponed

he's banned for the league cup game he's back for next premier league match

he's Malian
he only plays for France because his parents emigrated there

This. I put Aguero in my team already

how does this make him a mercenary?
it would have been mercenary-like to take it with him desu, like he's just collecting medals.

ah right fair enough

yeah I was wrong, he's back next week.

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Messi > Ronaldo
Bale < Suarez
Pogba > Balotelli
Verratti = Busquets
Silva < Boateng
Lloris > De Gea
Lucas < Neymar
Marquinhos > Umtiti >>>>>> Varane
De Bruyne > Silva = Payet > Barkley > Coutinho > Barkley = Firmino
Valbuena is utter shite and Iniesta has 10 valbenuas in each one of his toes
Martial > Dembélé > Nkoudou > Coman
Kanté >>> Vieira
Vardy = Rooney
Guardiola >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ancelotti > Mou > Klopp = SAF

he's french and it was more one of us because of himself man

good lad

shiet

ah yes by being 3pts behind the leaders. doing an absolute chelsea.

mug

>Martial > Dembélé
Based on current form I'd say Dembélé>Martial

>Pogba=Balotelli

Kek

Dembele > Dembele > Dembele = Dembele >Dembele

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lads be honest have you ever, ever fingered your own ass

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Pogba=({Colback-ginger}*{tan+dab})

Literally couldn't be more wrong m8

>Dembele > Dembele

top lel, you're such a fucking mong

If the 3rd Dembélé isn't the celtic one then I'm going to be disappoint

>M > O > M = ??? > ???

Traore>Traore=Traore>Traore

number one should be ousmane tbqhwy

tried once and i was like, yeah this isn't working out and i've never tried it again desu

French ABLs are the most pathetic ABLs.

Dembele and Dembele

I feel like every Traore I've ever seen is the same. Tall, pacey, no end product.

he rated kante ahead of vieira and vardy over rooney, he can't really hate leicester that much

Fit Mousa > Others desu

*carves*

Dirk Kuyt: “All I heard during the first half against United was Pogba screaming and shouting at his own players."

how long until there's a massive training ground bust up lads

Also what kind of subhumans really think Verratti is on par with Busquets?

Basel have a manlet Traore

>djimi
>no end product

>and vardy over rooney,
No sane person would disagree with this.

How many top teams would Kante start for?

Not EPL related, but will Real/Atletico Madrid suffer in the CL because of the transfer bans?

Not really.

What I hope? Next practice

Realistically? Around Christmas

every one of them. hes still underrated

Haha normie memes XD

Also I swear "delet this" was started on Cred Forums, but that might be wrong

he's average in possession though

Isn't delete this from that gmod video with the kid screaming loud as shit?

Hillary Clinton tweeting delete your account to Donald Trump will go down as one of the most sensational things that's ever happened in 100 years time. Imagine Al Gore tweeting to George Bush to delete his twitter account.

Actually yeah, you're right.

This has been a twitter meme for like a year and Cred Forums found out about it during the Kaepernick shit I believe

What if Mourinho actually lost it and it was simply Chelsea and Real players hating him?

>during the Kaepernick
Kaepernick threads are literally the easiest (You)'s I ever got. Don't even watch American Football

jesus christ epl defending is shit these days

Honestly have no idea what you're on about. Tbh I barely understand the delete meme in itself

Sissoko > Sissoko > Cissokho > Sissoko > Sissoko > Cissokho Sissoko > Sissoko > Sissoko > Sissoko > Cissokho > Cissokho

same lol

Hah, that'd be neat.

>jesus christ defending is shit these days
Ftfy

defending in general is shit these days

there's so many less world class defenders about these days than there used to be. most full backs are pretty much wingers as well

Chelsea finished 5th when they won the CL

post your face when united lose to northampton

6th, 5th were Newcastle.

mate Loïc Perrin is better than Puyol

youtube.com/watch?v=GJZRVG40Wwo

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Off to the City Ground (My desire is always to be here) tomorrow

Any of you gooners up for a scrap let me know

>Silva < Boateng
should be Silva Vardy = Rooney
Vardy >>>>>> Rooney

looks like a failed Giroud

Already happened m8. The senior players are mad at Mou for throwing Shaw under the bus, despite him being injured during the 2nd goal.

so like giroud then

i want to watch football lads. when's the next football lads? i need to watch some football lads right the fuck now lads

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he'd look good if he got rid of that gay haircut and did something about the eyebrows

my retina didn't decipher a single pixel of this post. don't even try to debate my elite opinions that I spout like Aristote at the peripatetic school with a bunch of lads walking behind me. maybe one day you will have the chance to walk by my side instead of standing at the bottom of the group

Giroud is handsome mate

>Oktoberfest started already
Someone keep an eye on Vidal pls

Its purpose is to decide the winner of the EFL cup

I think it was part of his contract clause. He was leaving to City in like 2012 or some shit, United wanted him as a brand as they knew he'd become England's top scorer bar h is death or serious injuries, so wanted that bragging right so t hey can go "LOOK AT ALL THE LEGENDS WE PRODUCE!!!!". So they basically went "What do you want to stay?" and Rooney + Agent went "£300k a week." Which is £15.6m a year. That's just wages. That's not image rights and personal sponsorships. The other clause was "I want to play every week if I am fit to do so". Which was to keep him on track for loads of aps for United, which meant more money due to his apps, better sponsorship money and brand recognition.

The icing on the cake is, Rooney puts his wages through his business, which means he only pays 3% tax on it, instead of 50%.

His lips are more unnerving 2bh

twitter.com/henrywinter/status/620689196429246464

Someone please explain Everton to me.

I know they've had an easy start to the season but that doesn't necessarily mean they're not all that good, right? You guys would be able to tell exactly how good they are (or not) by watching them, but I still can't tell. If you factor in how they've been playing against the competition they've had, then exactly where should they be, and WHY? Do they look like an 8th place team? 6th place? Not even top half? Someone please lay it out so that even an american can understand.

cheers mate but I think youre wrong

nothing he can do about that though

they have Steve Walsh from Leicester
they have Idrissa Gueye who Leicester wanted to sign before they settled for Kanté
literally going to Lester the league

Reminder that Henry Winter has a brother called Shaykh Abdal Hakim Murad

I imagine they will finish 7th

good start but they're still not as good as city, united, liverpool, spurs, arsenal, or chelsea

Everton could get top 4. They've had a kind start but so did Leicester. Koeman is elite.

>Metrosexual "men"

Disgusting dezoo

twitter.com/henrywinter/status/620713709296611329

wew lad

They're up there, Koeman is a very good manager and a huge improvement on the defensively inept Martinez. They made some decent signings, but it won't be enough to crack the top 4. They'll be like last years Southampton imo.

tweet this to him la

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I'm sure he knows

>united
>good

lmao. everton can easily finish above them

they will be this years meme team

ghana gay is properly good midfielder and yannick will cause a lot of trouble for most fullbacks

To get a (You) from him la

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they had some easy fixtures

better team and manager than last year, they'll either finish in europa league positions or collapse in the last third of the season

bolasie is crap

Fuck you

FUCK. YOU.

You don't know SHIT you little Irish potato shagging piece of shit. Why the fuck would you post this and not think HMM MAYBE THIS POST IS COMPLETELY RETARDED, UHH, NOPE IT'S NOT LOL

Get the fuck out. Christ.

I've heard Koeman thinks that aiming for the CL is unrealistic, but he's aspiring for the EL instead. Is that an attainable target for them, and are they in a position right now where having continental play is actually a good thing for them?

>Someone please explain Everton to me

They've gone from one extreme manager to another. Martinez would beam with delight after getting pasted, whereas Koema ain't happy after winning 3-0. It's classic overcompensation. It's the same as any team, if Man United swapped Mourinho for Martinez their performances would probably improve in the short term, but if you're not a very good manager you'll get found out in the long run. Expect Everton to have a really rough period around Christmas.

What's the most boring formation and why is it 4-2-3-1?

>but if you're not a very good manager you'll get found out in the long run.
just like Mourinho then

Definitely attainable, but not guaranteed. As for European football, it depends on what they do over the summer. Bring in some depth and they should hopefully handle it.

hi pep

>8' Goal: Spurs u23s 0-3 #LFC u23s (Brannagan)
>Spuds

wew lad

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Threadly reminder to #dabbonem
youtube.com/watch?v=7leIuKlBLIg

woodburn is literally the future goat

It's this kind of hatred and anti Irish sentiment that led to the genocide of my people during the great famine.

Delete, or else I will notify Theresa May.

which league cup games are on telly

ahh yes, football pundits

I don't know who she is but the standards are so low that they can't get lower.

I would love to pund-it (pound it, meaning to have sex)

if you don't rate her then you're just wrong mate

have some fucking respect

that slag who destroyed jonah hill on french tv the other day was quite pretty

>Mouyes > Klopp
What the fuck am I reading?

Is he, dare I say, great?

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hate her. you JUST know she sucked one to get on Canal+. that's what their prez do every year, they tell some washed up model or some slag they found to suck it for a spot on tv. she's not even funny or anything

>le pressing man
ahh yes, indeed very impressive

What can you tell me about Lynden Gooch?

EL isn't worth it 2bh.

Either go for CL or don't bother at all.

Still better than >Mouyes.

Mourinho won some stuff despite being woeful. Klopp just had the right team at the right time but is an awful manager & coach

>Klopp just had the right team at the right time
That he assembled

>33' Goal: Spurs u23s 0 - 4 #LFC u23s (Trent Arnold)

>Spoods

kys pathetic payetfaggot. How is that cunt and wet spam doing this season?

Been playing very well, unlucky to be dropped vs Spurs.

All around me are familiar faces. No expression, no expression

ahh yes, Klopp was doing everything
the scouts just found a bunch of talents and played them in a very offensive team where young lads can have fun and develop. and also be all washed out 4 years later

not him but fuck off yank its 5 weeks in you utter mong
west ham is gonna prosper over time

you feeling okay m8

>he takes youth football seriously

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Why is Novak Djokovic dancing really badly?

isn's spurs' first team about 23? would explain why their u23s are so shit tbf

>He supports sperms

skysports.com/football/news/11667/8666649/premier-league-sir-alex-ferguson-praises-manchester-uniteds-phil-jones

>Sir Alex Ferguson believes Phil Jones could become the best player in Man United's history after winning the title

sup jewboy

elite opinion: fuck off pardners

so what was van aanholt on lads?

Mouyes a couple of years ago maybe. Mouyes now is trash.

elite opinion:

1. Liverpool
2. City

Controversial opinion: I wouldn't mind this Liverpool winning the league

1. 96
2. (dead)

Cheeky dimebag of coke. But in all seriousness, that was one of the oddest things I have ever seen.

If Klopp can improve the defence by mid-season, they have a real shot. Otherwise, even top 4 is questionable.

Not nearly as controversial as past seasons considering Man City have taken the mantle of bad guys.

>City

Getting a bit tired of this meme desu, specify which one you mean please m8.

me neither desu, they're playing good football but they need to start learning how to keep a clean sheet otherwise kloop=fraud

good posts

Yup

where did it all go wrong for mouyes lads

swansea

The times he won fuck all with RM besides one league title, kicking the club's whore out at Chelsea, signing for Man Utd.

The community shield

What're your predos for the top 6 in the PL come the end of the season, lads?

Mine is

1. City
2. Everton
3. Chelsea
4. Arsenal
5. Spurs
6. Man Utd

>2nd favourites for the league
>not in your top 6

bad predos

I just don't see Leicester City hitting last season's heights again, sorry.

SeeNot a Liverpool fan but they should(maybe) have the mental fortitude to not fuck it up and get top 4 this season.

>tfw

Based Pep

West Ham
City
Tottenham
Liverpool or Arsenal

>2nd favourites for the league

2nd favourites with the bookies

Its almost as if they want to take your money!

>poop dancing
every clip is a hilarous 80s cringefest

How well did those bookies do last season paddy? The inevitable Liverpool collapse will be hilarious.

bookies rate title odds objectively

>>bookies rate title odds objectively

Anyone here from South America or with knowlegde of the region?
Especially Peru

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Northampton are planning on fielding a weakened team, as is the custom in cup matches against literal whos.

bookies rate your mums fanny objectively

me too, i still don't get why they got denayer to tell him and if it was drugs surely he wouldn't have looked so angry. all very weird

great argument lads

Why? You trying to find a tour guide to pork your missus?

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Is "ah yes..." another Cred Forums meme that leaked out?

They're superior to anything you come up with, shitzien.

Isn't this the time where you post the

>EDGY EDGY EDGY

picture?

Or

>le black Mane leaning on bust

picture?

I posted something about Peru in /bundes/ and someone from Uruguay said something about pigeons and then I found this.

What does it all mean? Why is this so controversial?

Is it me or are the new banners this week not showing to vote for?

>i come to Cred Forums for sensible debate

leave him alone you're becoming more immediately noticeable as a poster than he is

Fitizen's gimmicks are considerably less obnoxious too.

Proxy off. Do you think only one person calls him Shitzien? Are you fucking new to Cred Forums? You must be.

In his defence, Fitty had years to hone and perfect his gimmick.

I've only ever replied to him about this 3 times, I ignored him most of the time, but ever since he started spamming that 'Edgy Edgy Edgy' picture and the Mane one, he's gone form unbearable to intolerable.

I hear you're a racist now gazza?

That's not why he's recognisable - it's the autistic tonality to the posts. I just assume there is only one autistic guy who stalks fitizen and replies to everything he says but maybe there are several.

not him but i've seen several people stick up for shitzien a few times, is this a new gimmick? has he advanced so far he's now protected by anons for some reason?

you do realise he's called shitzien cause he posted a pic of him fucking a toilet, right? there was a german guy wanting that pic a few months ago.

Not everybody likes Shitzien. As a Liverpool fan, he causes so much ABLism on this board simply by him being a cunt. If you don't believe me, go check the archive.

who's got that classic shitizen image of the defeathered chicken model stood up

ABL's are good to have around though; there would be no joy in them always losing if there weren't plenty of them

>Cred Forums slow as fuck with constant connection errors again
pls moot

'no'

>mfw
wuuuut

>if a shitposter does it long enough, then it's Ok, but if somebody calls him out on it, he's a 'gimmick' and is obnoxious!!!

fucking hell, how far as Cred Forums fallen, at least in 2011 we had trips so people could be filtered.

I dunno mate, being an ABL has been a pretty fun ride for years

I don't remember him ever posting that, I remember an american former tripfag, misha or whatever, claiming it was him.

no it came from /brit/ or alternatively this:
youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc

You are obnoxious though. Ironic shitposting has always been the worst.

It's fine here, again.

Everyone knows ABL means "anyone but Leicester". Liverpool are too small of a club to care about.

Yeah but he encourages it from 'banter' levels to 'oh my fucking god' levels.

If he died tomorrow, nobody would give as much of a shit. Look at the Irish lad who supports Spurs, starting being hardcore ABL and SPECIFICALLY targets Fitty, yet you get people like attacking a person as a 'gimmick' when by their logic, the other Irish lad and the German guy and all the others are the same fucking person.

It's almost as if Fitty makes people hate him and Liverpool to unreasonable levels.

>autism is good

imagine having a serious heated discussion about /epl/ personalities and gimmicks

what? i just joined this thread and saw this post, are you fucking paranoid or something? do i need to put on a trip or something so you can understand this

hell, i have a picture to explain this

no it isn't, but it seems to be OK when it's a long term autistic shitposter doing it, rather than people who just don't like fitzien.

fitizen is an undercover abl

bad post

No idea, South Americans remind me of eastern europeans. Their pigeons are cute though.

>Everyone knows ABC means "anyone but Leicester City". Man City are too small of a club to care about.
Fixed :^)

Nah. The undercover ABL is the anime poster everybody called Kirnio.

I recognise most posters, aside from Brits, in these threads desu.

>If he died tomorrow, nobody would give as much of a shit

I started the gimmick meme you know.

No need to thank me.

I would eat that pigeon.

You're the Spurs Irish lad, right?

>aside from Brits

That's not exactly impressive.

flags have destroyed Cred Forums imo

made this image 2 years ago thoughts?

Mouyes looks like he's been crying a lot the past week

There's me, Spurs user and fitizen as the Irish contingent.

>shitizen
>LRL
>dutch shitty bandwagoner
>flip (RIP)
>dutch carvery spammer
>that liverpool fan who keeps saying arsecucks and posts anime images (kirino?)
>the austrian bundesliga lad

probably more Im forgetting

leave him alone you're becoming more immediately noticeable as a poster than he is

nah, tripfag culture did, everybody wanted to become the next Skrtlpower or get obessionfags like UTV got. The fact three tripfags on Cred Forums were trannies shows how bad the whole thing is.

How can they play if there is a hole in the pitch? It'd be cancelled.

>youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc

I genuinely feel as though I recognise every poster in /heem/.

1. Pep city
2. Deaderpool
3. Arsenal
4. Leicester
5. Spurs
6. Chelsea
7. Neverton
8. Manure

cap this so you can tell me how wrong i was in 8 months

>The fact three tripfags on Cred Forums were trannies
Cest, Manica and?

There are hundred of thousands peruvian immigrants in Chile (pretty sure we have the biggest colony of peruvian expats) and they are (in)famous for eating wild Pigeons. They tend to gather in public squares and in most of them the pigeons completely dissapear. Im not sure if its a myth or if its real but most chileans believe its real.

nah, the anime guy isn't kirino, somebody asked Kirnio on steam (i shit you not) and it wasn't him. just another guy who is benefiting from the belief people thinks he is

>the united fan from the bahamas

I see. Thanks for the explanation.

It depends if you consider Tetsuya as cest. He claimed he wasn't. So I'm considering it a different trip person.

St Vincents and Grenadines proxy poster who doesn't seem to support any team.

>tata and farewell
mourinho come the end of the season

ah yes

also
>south korean everton fan
>norwegian chelsea fan
>kenyan chelsea fan
>bournemouth fan from jersey
>finnish chelsea fan

Genuine Liverpool fans are far too normal to post anime and have a cuck fetish.

carvery dutchie is probably the algerian.

Irish Liverpool fan the obsessively posts about manure

God I hope Chelsea wins tomorrow, we really need that psychological support because the next two months are going to be rough for the team.

they seem to have different posting styles, you'd have to be a completely deranged obsessed lunatic to post as both of them

so yeah you're probably right

Flip is Algerian on a proxy. The carvey guy is also Algerian.

you're also forgetting the Spanish ABPremierLeague Madrista.

Isn't that just Fitzien?

>Spanish ABPremierLeague Madrista.
good shout, probably the same guy that really hates de bruyne for some reason

also the french west ham fan

Yeah but the Flip is also the Algerian, because where is he? Why was he around during the transfer window shitposting about how GOAT United were, then when season starts, Eternal Blue Moon pops up. It's happened two years in a row.

Pretty sure Madrista is also Algerian.

Tets was cest, there was just 2 of them. The one who posted in arse threads and the freesp/haxball one

rude 2bh. I'm a white blonde green eyed Dutch guy. 194cm tall if that matters

There must be several spanish ABPLs because there is such a high volume of posts; it's every match thread - it can't all be the same person.

>the same guy that really hates de bruyne
lel he really really hates him, not sure why

fucking manlet

Is /epl/ just an Algerian using loads of proxies?

>not 3331

tbqh everybody makes fun of the eplel (and every other league)

also quite a few lower league fans like the romanian leeds fan, the huddersfield fan, the blades fan, villa fan

most of them are brits so they're not that well known

Well he said he wasn't, but I didn't stay around in arsebecause of cunts like him and Jewmaican.

You're all me from different timelines of my life; when I figure out that the universe is my brain and have to recreate every single human life I've ever interacted with in order to not cause a time paradox and invalidate my own existence.

bad post

Imagine arguing about stuff lol

Not true.

It was fine for most of the day but in the last hour it suddenly decided to be shite again.

>not 3-3-1-3

rude 2bh. I'm a white blonde green eyed Brit guy. 194cm tall if that matters

Well I know I'm not the Algerian.

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This is exactly what a proxy-using Algerian would say

Yes you are, you were talking to yourself yesterday. Proxy off.

we're all just here for Riyad and his mate Islam

vive la fc leicester

>that flag

I doubt that m8.

kek

I usually post under a different flag, doing a bit of traveling.

>tfw /epl/ is just me and the algerian on many proxies
>tfw I've been talking to one guy for years

w-wanna meet up??

d-do you recognize me, senpai?

i agree

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You're palestinian, or at least a self loathing jew.

>meyler
>not clucas
get it together

wish /epl/ had more OC desu

There's a few Huddersfield fans desu. I think it's just me that's here all the time though.

That was kirino btw

Technically Israeli, but yes.

>St Vincents and Grenadines proxy poster who doesn't seem to support any team.
Apparently he supports Reading.

I was uncomfortably full 2 hours ago.
Now I want to eat again.
What's wrong with me?

thats a really aesthetic formation

You are a fat fuck lmao

prader willi syndrome

enjoy being 30 stone

>mfw leicester was the first place in history to use dna profiling to catch a murderer and will be nothing but a backwards sharia dumpster in a few years

the baldie bielsa does it again

would you considered yourself leftist

got hugh mungus-willi syndrome

I don't think so, it showed it as a friend list. But if it was, that's odd.

How old are you, how tall are you, and how much do you weigh?

great guy

25
5'11
about 70kg

CONFIRMATION
WHEN

I dunno about the original guy, but later on kirino came in the thread and started talking about himself in the first person

His posting style is pretty recognisable desu

manlet
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we've always been a backwards dumpster la
>Joseph "Diego Costa" Merrick
>Daniel Lambert
>Wayne Lineker

Maybe, but the anime posting guy isn't him.

Third person I meant ofc

Our Caribbean posters are autists, both St Lucia and St Vincent

You'd know, Fitty.

Yeah. Arabs in general are considered leftist in Israel, although most would be considered very conservative in Europe/America. Personally though, I'm a liberal cuck.

L O N D O N
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Same guy apparently

Does the Tobago lad still post? Think he supports blunderland

hey

>this is the average woman from Leicester
our city is more than its footie club didn'tcha know

He does yeah.

Any other Lesterl/a/ds over here?

but she's popular with the lads so I guess it's alright

hull are an aesthetic team desu

F R I D G E
R
I
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If you're feeling fatigued a lot of the time too, consider seeing a doctor or cutting down on masturbating.

Watch out for me at the King Power Stadium tomorrow lads. Will be holding a "He does it for free" banner

Am I the only one who genuinely thinks that Payet is better than Zidane and Messi? I mean, check the Euro, he actually played much better than CR7 and Iniesta and even broke the record of chances created by a French player since Zidane.

might make a new thread 50 posts too early to see if it pisses anyone off

>not recognising Fitty when you see him
do you see a Liverpool jpeg or epic filename next to my post m8?

Can also recall a Barbados user posting every now and then.

That's cool man. It's a shame that the whole Palestinian cause, which was once so leftist and progressive with groups like the PFLP, has been now co opted by Islamists to a large extent. Still fully supportive of Palestine ofc, but I can't vibe with Hamas or their type desu.

call it 60

where does Cred Forums stand on stats in football

Kys

if messi was playing for west ham they wouldn't be in the relegation zone

it's universally agreed that Muller is the GOAT

You should try to start a "he does it for free, he does it for freeeee" chant

Dear Payet, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?

n'golo kante
he does it for free

You better fucking not

The only stat that matters is goals

West Ham aren't in the relegation zone in the first place
They'll finish 4th and win the FA cup

4th in the championship next season maybe

Often very convenient for developing opinions if you don't actually watch the sport

good dubs but bad post and opinion in general, really brought the impact of the dubs down.

I'm not even a West Ham fan but you're a dirty hater.

>West Ham aren't in the relegation zone in the first place
ummmm check again sweetie x

>Rooney that high

Stats btfo once again

What about net spend?

Not a substitute for actually observing players and teams, but an important addition.

When it comes to discussing football though they are a fucking nuisance.

Net spend means fuck all

Most people in England hate West Ham la.

Nobody mentioned bog sim

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What
Okay, you were right, but don't call me sweetie, I'm not your sweetie.
West Ham is bigger than your club.

They are jealous because they haven't got Payet or the Olympic Stadium
I can't wait for the best starting XI
Payet - Antonio - Feghouli

The delusion is this post is hilarious.

those are some wack looking inuits

It's not a recent thing desu, West Ham fans are just a set of kaaaants.

>Olympic Stadium
it's called the London Stadium you fucking plastic spunkrag, I bet you hadn't even heard of West Ham before Payet

you're prob not even allowed to support West Ham in your arrondissement because pork is haram

Hopefully next election cycle, if it actually fucking happens, we can see some positive changes. It's time people see that we need to move towards peace with the kikes. Every day wasted is another day Israel dumps more settlers in the west bank.

T E S C O
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AND WE'RE THE GAME GRUMPS

>goal impact
tell me more about this metric

it's shit

You now remember dapper laughs

youtu.be/I6Dfd9qIQQM

any good football podcasts lads

Joe rogan

ricky gervis xfn carl pilkton xfmradio podcast

HORSE IN THE OUSE

Hahaha you are hilarious lad
They complain a bit too much but they are better than other fans to be honest
Very active fanbase
I'm not a West Ham or a Payet fan
Just giving my opinion about a great club and a great player
Tesco Stadium sounds cool as long as you don't know the brand

great post, sorry for late reply

>french west ham bandwagoner
think there is a gap in the market for this gimmick lads?

sure, if hes autistic/annoying enough

try last season

>west ham
>implying I am a West Ham fan
>bandwagoner
>implying I would ever be a bandwagoner
>gap in the market
>implying this metaphor of yours is nice
>gimmick
>implying this buzzword isn't shit
>lads

>agreeing with him

arseanal

Probably an Algerian under a proxy

>the united of manchester

>overusing the meme-arrow

Paul has forever destroyed West Ham on Cred Forums desu.

Anyone mentioning them in a positive light is liable to get a load of abuse.

bit mean lad

we're here to have fun

>I-i-is your gold?

i take back this post

what was it he did to upset people again, didn't he say something about rape?

arsenal

sorry lad
let's be mates

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your dad would take back your life if he hadn't killed himself when he found out your mam was preggers

This post would be hounded out of 2012 sp

incredible post

>mfw might be true

apologise to

this

You went too far.
Apologize.

>You
>implying you're not autistic

Say sorry to him lad

This /epl/ thread reminds me of /trans/ the night before deadline day

T-thanks lads..

One of the best shorts I've seen: 20 min long

vimeo.com/42934682

still waiting on that apology mate

shan't be watching this

as a Forest supporter who attends most matches, jump off a bridge you faggot

Your loss.

Patrick Bamford?

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>we won't win with Pep at Manchester City, need to wait until he either leaves or has a shit season

why does the stadium announcer refer to it as the 'world famous' city ground at the beginning of matches?

it's a bit embarrassing considering forest's current situation and the fact that it's falling apart

Why on earth have you greentexted this

not sure anymore but scouts highly rate it afaik and they've used it to predict teams' success in international tourneys based on how highly players rated on that metric

I mean everyone who isn't an extreme football casual knows that Muller is the GOAT but oh well

>no one pulls his shirt to put him off balance

Terrible defending desu.

technically it is - i've heard of it

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UPTON PARK IS FALLING DOWN
FALLING DOWN
FALLING DOWN
UPTON PARK IS FALLING DOWN
POOR OLD WET SPAM

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>Kane out for 2 months

>andy carroll is finally put down.jpg

fuck offff

janssen is shit we are fucked

how many days until jose gets sacked lads?

last 2 digits of my post

actually very possible

41 days from now is October 30th, the day after Man Utd face Burnley at home

It's happening

>how many days until West Ham v Manchester United happens and Payet humiliates Pogba with an epic rabona nutmeg because the referee forgot to award a penalty to West Ham after Payet got fouled by Rojo

When was the last time united made a signing that didn't flop?

>things that literally won't happen

blind's been decent, shaw's good when fit. there's also martial but he's just had one season and looks off form this season so we'll see

ibra won't flop

>Ibra won't flop

>4 goals in first 5 games
>flop

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5 in 6 if you count the community shield

pogba doesn't flop he dabs

imagine the banter if someone makes a new thread this late

top zozzle

haha lads remember man united lost 4-0 to mk dons what a night that was

remember on 606 >AMIR FROM LONDON calling in VERY upset

>late

uh, SOME of us have work tomorrow

not me though haha

im actually in bed

LOL!

>mfw someone is subjecting themselves to wage-slavery near me

>tfw

Someone please make a new thread
I want to post
I'm in a good mood because I learned that West Ham is actually going to play on Wednesday

>dabby p

bulgaria didn't get his apology :(

just making one now,hang on a min

I remember West Ham.

Why is Swansea so prone to manager player fall outs? Happened to every manager since Laudrup

some of their main shareholders bangs the players wifes behind their backs
the players tell the manager when they get wind of it after 6 months
the manager complains to the shareholders
the shareholders tell the manager to get fucked

they're deluded

Makes you think

payet>payet=payet>>>>>>payet>payet

jap sunderland fan

>Thinking Pep has been tested yet

>no Agüero, no Nolito, no problem
TCF