/heem/ - Jackson Wink edition

>Meme combos

Hahah lad you were really stretching on that one weren't you? Should have just used "Glass Liver"

youtube.com/watch?v=iTWxRZPq6kc

>didnt tap lel

>lanklets
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

She should have threw a few elbows from mount

HERB DEAN

lads how do I achieve Suzuki mode?

...

snaps her arm and chokes her out what a savage

Who is the fallen legend?

What did she mean by this?

thanks man

>i have tiny baby bird brain

can't wait for my boy pimbo
he reminds me of the bloke from inbetweeners

brendan schaub's best friend nate the great marquardt

le roiding jesus man

She no hespec the joo jitz

bloodyelbow.com/2016/9/19/12966268/bellator-king-mo-lawal-interested-in-fight-with-shane-carwin

Be careful.

>tfw you finally give the succ

>brendan's hero is a career long steroid cheat

how did brendan avoid roiding like nate?

>no wflw

Fuck everything.

Why does Uriah "The Cuck" Hall suck at fighting?

Jitz nerds BTFO

pls no bully

...

youtube.com/watch?v=bNJc9Mx-mtY

He was robbed

the jew jeetsu community is full of faggots

Tonon handles it well
Ryan spergs the fuck out

he unironically going around calling himself the King and shit because he won one no-gi tournament, he's a fucking retard, although his ankle cranking game may be great

Nigger sucking dicks in everything except fucking ur girlfriend, whiteboi.

Is Spriggs shitting on EBI? Why mane ;_;

>headliner doesn't have a wikipedia page

Lots of traditional jits guys can't handle a ruleset that discourages sucking your own dick for 10 minutes

>2016
>still training in a gi

when will it end?

Can someone post his heem of Lin

ATTENTION

MIKE PERRY HAS A PODCAST

youtube.com/watch?v=pZ1t-itSpvM
youtube.com/watch?v=pZ1t-itSpvM
youtube.com/watch?v=pZ1t-itSpvM

Threadly reminded that Blowjob Penn is on a 10 fight lose streak and he's gonna lose his upcoming fight as well but he's still going to pocket at least half a million while Lamas will receive peanuts.

BJ was the richest MMA fighter ever before he stepped in the cage, why you care

Mike Perry on JRE when

BJ Penn has also done pretty much everything you can possibly do in MMA while Lamas has gotten far enough to lose to top 3 guys and has the personality of soggy cardboard

When will what end? You need to train in a gi in order to be a legitimate grappler, otherwise you're just pretending.

BJ is the second greatest lightweight to have ever lived

Yes, he has lost to everybody noteworthy in his divisions, that's to be admired

>beating Kenny Florian and the ghost of Sean Sherk makes you an all-time great

the gi is antiquated and ceremonial more than it's actually functional

youtube.com/watch?v=SUmy5lf-S5s

>be russian
>cant defend your guard
>get crowbared
>get stomped

geez

sure thing pal

no-gi BJJ isn't even BJJ, its AJJ
listen to Jake Shields yall

Are you Swedes trying to compete with the likes of Australians and Canadians for p4p worst posters?

youtube.com/watch?v=BiIerlZL6x4

no thanks

>not following Rose's transition

Are you unironically saying BJ Penn is a good fighter?

He won a belt in the LW division when it was notoriously thin, and his only win at WW was against Matt Hughes, a guy he matched up incredibly well with style-wise

He lost against every other top fighter he faced and quit on his stool against GSP in the second fight like a whiny little bitch

Beating the likes of Joe Stevenson and Diego Sanchez does not a GOAT make; every single one of his """"impressive"""" wins were either old and on their way out, or a b-list fighter

what a qt

transition into what?

Is Spelunking a sport?

beating Uno and Gomi are the real LW wins he has

Manhood

youtube.com/watch?v=a8eKOqL10xk

was this stoppage kinda early

rose looks tempted

she should have been very careful

youtube.com/watch?v=2f9UwxNQrQo

youtube.com/watch?v=4EUC9VD8PZM

>Crimes per square inch

I can't fucking breathe

>Are you unironically saying BJ Penn is a good fighter?
Not anymore, but he's still a more relevant fighter than some FW also-ran ever will be. Beating Matt Hughes at the height of his reign is bigger than any single accomplishment any other LW has, it's just sad he rekt his career thinking that meant he could compete at WW.

BJ Penn's initial run that ended with him choking out Hughes was good, undeniably. Gomi was a fantastic win at the time. Caol Uno wasn't, he had begun his downslide by then and BJ just hurried that along.

See, here's my problem in a nutshell: those early fights are always what's pointed at when BJ is called the GOAT. However, look at the rest of his career, and it's a fucking shambles - losses to literally every single top guy that came out of that era of the UFC. How can he be called good, let alone great, after that?

Oh, but then the counter argument comes - "He was always the smaller guy! If he was fighting dudes his size, he'd dominate!"

Enter Frankie Edgar, who is actually smaller, both shorter and lighter than Penn, who proceeded to EMBARASS him three times over. Oh, but that's not fair, because Penn had lost his "motivation", he'd been surrounded by "yes men". Always a fucking excuse.

I'm sick of his fans and I'm sick of him. I want him to stay gone. Or even better, come back so I can see him brutally TKOd again. Fuck BJ, my #1 antiboy.

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Mike Perry is the realest nigga in the UFC. He's blacker than any hood black guy on the roster. You can tell he is embarrassed by his dork half brother on the podcast

I'd watch that porn

>I'm gonna go to death, I'm gonna try to kill you, and I'm not joking about this.

>the gi is antiquated and ceremonial more than it's actually functional

You never even rolled in your life. Holy shit you're a goddamn moron.

Not rolling in a gi no
but for MMA it's out of date

>Do you want to continue?
>[silence intensifies]

Make a card that breaks 2 millions PPV buy

Conor vs GSP
Jones vs Cormier
Cruz vs Mighty Mouse
Nunes vs Ronda
Cain vs Ngannou

I think Firas Zahabi has best logic I've seen on the gi, in that you should add it after at least blue belt or whatever to prevent anyone using it as a crutch for basics, but I'm just a white belt I know nothing

Main Event:
Conor vs Floyd
Rest of the card:
Bums v Bums

3 Million buys minimum

There's a middle ground between these ideas.
No gi is better for MMA, and it's the only form that's actually watchable and entertaining on its own for non practitioners.
Gi is better to some extent for "self defence" jew jizz because it can substitute the role of every day clothes that can be grabbed and manipulated.

I think on the whole no gi is more relevant though so I agree with you mostly.

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>all top level jits in mma trains in gi
>there are ZERO 10thplanet BJJ champions in mma

>Best girl Vanessa thinks that OUR BOY is the hottest fighter in the UFC

youtube.com/watch?v=kmndilvDf9Y

If we're talking MMA, you should add it if you want to, and yeah once you're solid no-gi. But no-gi isn't a want, it's a need, period. You need to be a better athlete to excel in no-gi too because it's much faster and with less extra techniques with the gi.

Luke Rockhold is the undisputed most attractive man in the UFC

gotta be 6ft minimum and white for these girls

Tony Ferguson is a 10th planet no-gi guy and he's coming for that belt son

are those girls fighters or what?

literally 6/10s. We call them a 4/10 in L.A.

who /110% in sparring/ here?

Can someone please webm Bigfoot's entracne vs Soa Palelei at UFC 190?

ufc.tv/video/antonio-silva-vs-soa-palelei-ufc-190

>all top level jits in mma trains in gi
All top level MMA fighters train grappling no gi, which is a statement so self evidently obvious it shouldn't need to be stated. Sure most of them do gi training too, but it's pretty much entirely because belts only get awarded for gi training still. You're gonna see that slowly go away as MMA training becomes more and more streamlined.

desu 10th planet JJ is still very young in comparison to traditional BJJ, give it some time.

Jesus Vanessa is way uglier than I thought. That nose.
And is the one on the left Chrissy Blair?
Christ

found the 10th planet mcdojo shills

>people still believe that 00s UFC champs were elite

All of the divisions were lackluster and there was limited drug testing. That's how Tito Ortiz, Chuck Lidell, BJ, Anderson Silva and many other received GOAT status.

If you think I'm talking shit just try to match up The Iceman or Tito vs. anyone from the current Light Heavyweight top 10(which is ironically still a shallow division) and try to predict the results.

GSP was the only dude from the 00s who could still dismantle his division in present day.

They're 9/10s if you're not a total faggot

>6ft minimum

delet

Vanessa A CUTE!!! CUTE!!!

Where do I go clubbing in LA?
Is it true your clubs close super early?
Alternatively, what's the "to do" thing at night in LA?

nah Vanessa is decent (like 7/10) but Chrissie is pretty ugly, neither 9/10 at all

>prime Chuck wouldn't be able to stuff and KO Ryan Bader
hmmmmm no

>in LA
hes a short mexican
dont fall for the LA meme

I'm going there la, gonna spend more time in Santa Cruz and San Fran though

I thought so too honestly, but I'd never seen her nose from the side. It's pretty ugly. Also she just seems like a totally basic bitch, which doesn't help her

I've been to LA more times than I can count

Pretty much all the clubs in West Hollywood are good and "where it's at", all expensive though

Jon Jones doesn't train gi and he submitted a black belt

That was so hot.

Gabby don't play.

Silva is still my boy. He lost his timing. No bully :(

Was it our Adan or some other wild jahooti?

cnn.com/2016/09/19/us/minnesota-mall-stabbing/index.html?sr=twnwsrm091916minnesota-mall-stabbing0252PMVODtopLink&linkId=28947580

yeah I'm ready to get my wallet raped
gonna be staying in hollywood as well, so that should be fine

Pretty sure Maia doesn't train in gi anymore, or not much

Doesn't really benefit an MMA fighter as you don't have the same leverage/grip as you do when wearing a gi

fucking hell

and what a concussion

noice, gonna be great for young talent

meme magic

>cyborg has to lose 25lbs this week

stipe tapped

>that Trump shirt

he wasnt even out herb dean is paid off m8

haha

We know ya dumb goof we are all listening to Ariel

Alistair Overpimp

Try it in English this time Boris.

He's been compared to Badr Hari, but I think Alistair has a far more accurate, precise sense of striking

>step
>staph
Why didn't Jesus bless sage with a strong immune system?

>Tfw Reem came short

;_;

HOLE EEEEEEEE. SSSHITTTTTT

youtu.be/4EUC9VD8PZM
youtu.be/4EUC9VD8PZM
youtu.be/4EUC9VD8PZM

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PAY RAGING AL

>sage for gay Jesus

so good

>Listening to Sage Northcutt on the mma our
"Mr Helwani"
"Yes sir"
"Yes sir"
"blablabla, sir"
"Mr Helwani"
"Yes sir"
"Sir"
"Yes sir"
"Mr Helwani"
"blablabla, sir"
"You know what's funny, Mr Helwani"

Polite "Super Staph" Northcutt

>Super Staph
Could you avoid the snark comments please Sir? Thanks

Taking more suggestions for those who have them

>"""""""""""""""""purple""""""""""""""""" belt Sage thinks he's better than Gall who is a solid brown belt

jones snow was a white belt who tapped black belt machida and belforch wuts your point casual

Is that fight still on?

everything apart from his range striking is so, so bad
him being in the UFC is terrible for his career

Go get staph somewhere else

Some of those are top tier

imagine super sage with a buzzcut and some 5 oclock shadow. he would look like a killer. he needs to lose the nsync hair

Haha Sir but I'm afraid that's really the last joke I'll accept on the matter. Please refrain from it

Check out this guy:

sherdog.com/fighter/Marcelo-Rodrigues-1406

>Yvel KOed the Referee
>NC (Ring Broke)

Haha I unironically love sage so much

Sage will punish that punk Mr. Gall for his foul language.

Schaub bless you bro.

>Haha Sir
fugg, I'm reading this in his voice

>mfw somebody uses a cuss word

LFA will be the official UFC feeder league, should be interesting seeing the best prospects rise through the ranks

>tfw if Dom gets heemed by that faggot Cody "no love"

This meme should have stuck around longer

Time for a revival I think

*barfs*

The same thing happened with Woodley and Lawler
I know Cruz is going to lose eventually, I just hope to god it isn't fucking Cody Garbrandt that does it

Cruz better be on his best behavior and he looks slower nowadays, its a risky fight

I feel you.

Everyone but Cody.

the weak should fear the strong

He doesn't look slower at all
Skillwise, Cruz is miles above Garbrandt
The only danger is if he gets clipped and goes down, he's been hit in exchanges before

>DC gets beat badly and looks like anderson silva

>he looks slower nowadays
He just absolutely memed on Faber for 5 rounds and beat TJ with an injured foot after essentially a 4 year layoff

What basis do you have for this wild remark?

mobile.twitter.com/kyoji1012/status/777936635610722304

compare the guy in the 2nd and 3rd Faber fights, he is slower, if not by much

The more I think about Mickey gall and his language the more I get upset. Then I just think about what sage would do and it cheers me up Hana.

Faber is slower than he used to be dude

Based Raging Al going off on Joe Silva.

I think he was matching Faber's pace
In the second fight, Faber was faster and pressing the action more, he went faster and was less cautious in response
In the third, Cruz pressed the action and was more cautious, in order to prevent Faber from getting any opportunities to counter with a big shot or takedown

He completely dominated Urijah in the 3rd fight though, the 2nd one was close

For the record: I'm not saying he's worse now, if anything he looks his best ever, technique wise, but he's not as spry as he used to be

The male weight classes REALLY need a 160/165 Or consider more 5lb intervals. Come the FUCK on, it's time to expand lads.

YOU'LL DO FOOKIN NOTHING AL, FOOKIN NOTHING......

Damn, Al Iaquinta putting the UFC on blast

They seem like assholes

this iaqinta ufc story is incredible shitty wtf ufc

>HEY STIPE

this goof needs to calm the fuck down

>HEY UFC, FUCK YOU!

youtube.com/watch?v=4tDniownNd4

What are you listening to

I've not heard it, don't know how bad it is but ultimately it'll just end up being another in the line of disgruntled UFC fighters honestly. Not defending anyone, just making a point tbdesu

mmahour

when they get their union that will make big changes
right now these are just straws on the camels back, each one

The UFC isn't even wrong

who the fuck does this fucking asshole think he fucking is? fucking greedy motherfucker wanting to fucking negotiate with us? fuck him

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>tfw my boy got Blacksploded on

You had one fucking job Dustin

all was sick and unable to make a ufc fighter summit thing. he lives on/right next ot the beach so he went to the beach while he was sick, ufc found out then sholler called him immediately and said "you can't win a bonus for the next three fights, that's your punishment"

I like Cody he fights for all those with daddy issues.

>trying to renegotiate a new contract when you have 3 fights left
Goof

how wasn't that bigger news at the time? totally insane shit.

lol this guy is a liar

He also trashed a hotel room and cursed on a live fs1 broadcast. 3 strikes and you're out, buddeh.

his chin is deteriorating, a gust of wind and he does the chicken dance

Fucking Goof!

>TRY FAKE TAPPING TO MY GUILLOTINE NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

>have daddy issues
>like Cody even though he shouldn't be getting a title fight
I guess its true

>when they get their union that will make big changes
I'm taking more of a believe it when I see it stance with that whole thing. Hopefully it does lead to better things for fighters though

Do you think I'm 20 years Al will be happy that he skipped out on fighting at MSG in the first ever mma event held there so he could be a real estate agent?

>ufc found out

Well, how did this happen? Did someone rat him out or was he posting shit on Instagram that made it look like he was just chilling on the Beach?

I think it's inevitable (eventually), either that or the Ali Act

He was posting pictures and wasn't really sick, he just want to have his dptraining camp intercepted.

>people actually believe this
If it wasn't Al "literal retard" Iaquinta maybe I would buy it but no.

Died.

Raging Al is kill

Rolling.

>He was posting pictures and wasn't really sick
Well you can understand UFC being pissed off. Taking his bonuses away is a shitty thing to do, but ffs if you're telling your employer you're sick don't post images on social media

I get his point though

*revs you up*

For the UFC who have for years defended their low payouts with the explanation that "we just give them big bonuses you don't hear about" to revoke them on a moments notice makes me think they're cutting off their nose to spite their face

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chael

sonnen

is

Johnson literally came in a second after Iaquinta finished tho someone tell this mophead to shut the fuck up

thyme bee da white maynes tool of oppresion us

im a ninja

sing along time, make sure you have daddy with you when you play the video

youtu.be/VKNGDoqsjhA

gay

Yeah, I don't mean to sound like a UFC shill, but from Laquinta's perspective, wtf was he doing.

Fans need to start pressuring the UFC to start paying more or else we'll never get to the same sort of skill level involved in high-tier boxing.

lol I'll have a beer with him and give him a hug after just for you bud

white boi better check himself yo

what adan mohammed elmi does in his spare time

youtu.be/oyYcfyA03ew

>Laquinta

THIS LAD IS MAD

Fans can't do anything really, when the Ali Act gets passed and the fighters unionise, pay will go up, it has to. Estimates put UFC revenue going towards pay being at around 15-18%, whereas most unionised pro sports in the USA are nearer 50%.

Kek.
My mistake.

>that MJ dialectics

holy shit this nigga keeps negating himself

*continues revving*

I said FUCK YOU

fedor

White """"""people"""""' can't stop taking L's everywhere they go.

goof canuck

that belt is going to be leaving tyron's side quicker than his dad did

I've never seen whitey btfo this had before.

post Mighty Mouse pics since he'll still be the champ by the end of the year

...

I've decided to retire early. Thanks for all the (you)'s. Catch y'alls later.

Holy shit Russia it's 2016

I MEAN, COME ON

you keepin my belt warm BOY

...

thanks for the bonus (You)

Wow I quoted the wrong guy, whoops!

>muh wondertwink

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>мaтч пpямoй эфиp
>britbongs don't have they own fight record because of cuckyrights

Woodley struggled badly with Rory's standup

Wonderboy memed all over Rory's standup

it's basic MMAth

Remember when your dumb ass said Rory was going to dominate Wonderboy because Matt Brown did like 6 years ago

Make no mistake. Wonderwoman will be KO'd stiff in the first round. Mark my words.

yes I do remember that and yes I was wrong about that

Rory is my boy though and you know that

Will Tyron do better than Hendricks?

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ITS TIME
youtu.be/2f9UwxNQrQo
youtu.be/2f9UwxNQrQo
GET IN HERE LADOES

robbie gets punched a lot

PADDY THE BADDY ON MMA HOUR!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=2f9UwxNQrQo
youtube.com/watch?v=2f9UwxNQrQo
youtube.com/watch?v=2f9UwxNQrQo

Cruz will inevitably get heem'd by Cody and there's nothing we can do about it

wonderwoman fans are delusional

why am I supposed to care about this scouse cuck again

Robbie is a half nigger. So white master rase boys don't give a fuck.

>paddy the baddy
>state of white fighters

He's the favorite for a reason.

Weirdo.

Lawler and Dustin were the favorites. How did that work out for them gringo?

kek

The overeem webm has me finna watch american psycho
should i lads

rose is pure

Garbrandts gonna heem Cruz, Dillashaw, Edgar, McGoober, and DJ in that order.

>

That's odds for you, anything can happen. Wonderboy might get KOed in the first round, but he's most likely going to win.

I LOVE PADDY

REMEMBER THE 96

paddy is cringe, i need to see him get heemd asap

>just be urself

-paddy the laddy

I went in with an open mind but this paddy laddy, come on son. "I'm like no other fighter you've ever seen" "What did you mean by this?" "I look pretty and I'm entertaining." oh.

...

is the average Irish like Paddy the buddy and Goober?fucking hell man

Ariel made a mistake asking a fighter what they meant when they same some dumb shit

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>Paddy
>Irish

>all these conor cucks literally SHOOK by paddy

I bet lellator have got Paddy

paddy is more irish than goobs. goobs is scottish.

you're not wrong

he just said he's going UFC when he's talking about the McGregor fans on Twitter

youtube.com/watch?v=XBhRALZfrKY
That's unexpected.

>mom in room
>dick everywhere
T-thanks.

>Russia
RIP

meant for

goddamn Dan Henderson is a savage

>You're tough to penetrate, my friend
Ariel that's lewd

I love how normies have no problems watching their friends slam each other in the face, but as soon as someone tries to choke the other person they all lose their shit.

It's like they think real life is a sylvester stallone movie where someone dies if you squeeze their neck for 3 seconds.

justice for the 96 la

>muh 96
wtf is that all about

No.

No. No.

No. No. No.

Anyone but Cody. I wish he had the balls to go up and fight Goober because he pushed him in TUF.

I can stand Cruz losing to anyone but Cody.

Just like I could stand Robbie losing to anyone but Tyrone. It was in the Boyhood Contract.

No.

is Hendo capable of turning his head sideways?

Didnt he say he's surprised the UFC haven't called him yet?

you know it's going to happen now

he'd die, he's like the Elephant man

>muh Conor McGregor deja vu

He's slowly turning into a sentient right arm.

artem vs paddy is the fight

I think he said he's surprised he wasn't in the UFC already by the age of 21, something similar

God damn it, every fucking time you goofs started memeing about this kind of shit it happened.

It happened with Bisping. It happened with Stipe. If it happens with fucking Garbrandt I'm done with this semen slurping sport for at least 3 months.

Let's pretend Cody beats Dom.

IS CODY VS TJ THE FIGHT TO MAKE IN 2017?

shut the fuck up

o im laffin

>Let's pretend Cody beats Dom.
Can't. He's way too basic to land a good shot on Cruz
>IS CODY VS TJ THE FIGHT TO MAKE IN 2017?
yes

is dom v cody confirmed?

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Does Bellator treat its fighters any better than the UFC? I'm a filthy casual and don't watch very many other promotions besides UFC and my local circuits.

no lol

according to lets.bring.it.on.motherfucker.jpg after garbrandt mauled mizugaki, yes i think so

how to trigger /heem/
the post

he should have pointed at him with both hands

ayyy, gotchu

It's more like Bellator is willing to pay a premium for UFC runoff that the UFC doesn't think is worth keeping for their price. Bellator is perfectly happy paying their own lower tier talent peanuts.

According to some Britfag and a Swedecuck, Koreshkov could heem everyone in the UFC.

But don't take my word for it.

>he believes le bellator nosejob man can beat Koreshkov
Not happening

No but it seems that way cause the middling fighters that jump over turn in to their biggest stars.

Heem yourself, Ahmed.

Nice meme, I have literally never seen it before
You're so clever and creative

based jewani

For sure lose my number Demi

Jesus Christ if spain triggers you any more are you going to blow him up?

this was before he lost the belch

Should Cruz retire?

shut the fuck up, cuck

he can and will

fuck you

No?

I would actually be very happy if Rory does it
He certainly deserves it, I just think he has reached his apex and all that's left is the decline. I hope he proves me wrong but I sincerely doubt it.

>Mfw Hendo heems Bisping again

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

would make my year

Who is your favorite female fighter?

'No'

dude you're 5'6"

you look like a bitch m8, is that really you? how tall?

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>mfw Lithuania becomes UFC bantamweight champion

lgtss

Tall enough for Conor not to call me a manlet, short enough to be not the same height as Conor

sunglasses exist fellas

They're just stoned, don't be rude

JUST

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Am I being a normiecasual by thinking she should have let go as soon as the other girl stopped actively fighting (i.e. like half a second after she finished the choke)?

i give them 2 more months

Fighting skills wise, Joanna, Valentina and Megan Anderson.
If the question is about them boobies, Macedo and the aussie blonde from Invicta. Just realized Karolina Kowalkiewicz has a weird teeth structure (don't get me wrong, I'd still tap that).
Bonus point for PvZ unironically, she proved she can take a beating and keep the fight until the end.

there's no way they'd break up right before christmas

I give them four months

you look like you train in the alpha manlet team

Change your fucking flag you faggot, you're giving me a bad rep.

Fucking virgin. Yew'll tap nootin.

I would snap you in half. Someone give this kid a sandwich.

my soulmate

temper temper

pvz tapped tho

you're missing the point

It's also the easiest to survive against 115 pound women.

boys did anyone win the 203 picks or did we all get goofed?

A handful of people won.

>2k8+8
>American Congress passing a bill
>imploring

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how many have they passed in 2016?

did anyone take picks for last weekends card?

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Yeah man, the EBI rulset is foolproof despite faggots butt scooting, turtle guarding, guard pulling, and going for ride time victories. Flawless format. Asking somebody to climb on top of you is totally applicable to self defense.

lol you goofed everyone because of the draw?

If you're a traditional BJJ faggot, complaining about these things is the height of irony. If not, I don't know why you care.

Never put on a pajamas in my life, bud. Check the record

>BLACKED

here's the results without the draw factored in

This sport isn't for pussies. You don't pick the draw you get goofed. It didn't apply in this case though because I fucked up the card order.

Reminder

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Poirer heemed/

How would she do in the UFC?

youtube.com/watch?v=pfl5TTq5M5M

i thought they shot him for dragging that kid

Racist desu

I want to cum on that nose

is it always dark in lithuanian

fucking meganposter reeeeee

wonderboy is going to get backspoloded in 1 minute and then woodley is going to start fishing for a super fight again

they'll make him defend the belt to Maia in Brazil

wonderwoman fans on suicide watch

>2016
>Not training at Claudia's gym

>"wonderwoman"

worst play on words meme ever

thats racist

I would love to see her in there with Bork.

wonderpedo is funnier

lawler beats tyrun 9 out of 10 times, he wasn't aggressive and respected tyrun too much, it was fluke win. wonderboy won't respect him, he'll break him.

Wonderboy vs Wandering groid, who takes it?

>Go back to the jungle

t. a booty blasted white boi

Im partial to Wonderbread

just how not white are you, lad?

what does the "t." mean

im a slav

k

My condolences.

>British
1/3 pole, 1/3 Jamaican, 1/3 Pakistani

Based Arlovski with the Trump shirt

>Based Arlovski with the Trump shirt

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What did she mean by this?

instagram.com/p/BKijbA_jHBE/

savage af

that's funnay

What a phony faggot

I like Gall but I actually want Sage to win.
He's a human puppy.

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haha, Sage

Oh wow, look at that, what a surprise.

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YOEL 3:16 SAYS

I'VE JUST WHOOPED YOUR [CENSORED]

no for gay jesus

youtu.be/bTWuJeHUZFw
Haha

Explain why elite boxing + elite takedown defence doesnt make an unstoppable fighter.

when will he snap, we all know its coming

because kicks

does elite boxing mean elite footwork and use of range too or are you talking hands only

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bad jeans, but otherwise pretty based

and unbutton the top button on that shirt, noob

It's pretty close. Aldo pretty much lives entirely on boxing, leg kicks and TDD. Fights will hit the ground eventually no matter how good you are though so elite submission defence is also necessary.

Idiot

Yes, everything that encompasses boxing, not just punching.

>Idiot
good argument

>Yes, everything that encompasses boxing, not just punching.

nobody in mma has elite boxing then

>Aldo
>elite boxing

youtube.com/watch?v=PXuHTPGiumg

Cruz

lol no

Cruz's biggest weapon is his takedowns

>makes one mistake
oh no shocking terrible

wasn't it his mewvment?

Aldo's boxing is among the best you're gonna get in MMA. I don't see McGoob knocking him out as a reason to deny that unless you just think McGoob doesn't also have elite level striking.

his takedowns open up the mewvment, everyone starts to hesitate after they step in and get taken down

you have 2 minutes to tell me why silva vs maia 2 isn't a good idea
mmafighting.com/2016/5/14/11014888/demian-maia-looks-back-at-the-bizarre-anderson-silva-fight-that

at 170?

His style only works because he's bigger than everyone he fights, too.

Maia isn't MW anymore, the first fight was shit, and there are better Maia fights at WW

explain, you mean because of reach or what?

Cruz's greatest strength is specifically his footwork. His footwork is the best in the UFC by far

assuming you mean elite in open space, clinching and against the cage...

speed, strength, size, cardio, ability to take damage

The way he awkwardly leans/steps in wouldn't work against a guy with similar reach.

>All according to plan

>Cruz has better feet than Conrad

kek

Aldo and Dillashaw are up there

Mizu and TJ both have comparable reach

>the first fight was shit
b-but that fight was comedy gold

Yes.

footwerk/mewvment

cruz is not especially quick, he can't just hit and run. if you watch his fights you'll notice straight away he's looking for a take down once his opponent commits.

WHERES YOUR JIU JITSU NOW PLAYBOY

He does have way, way better feet than goob

silva vs maia 1

dont think it was ever actually on.

jesus man

youtube.com/watch?v=-RkVs6vpYF0

I never forgave Silva for that fight and I never will

Literally just put Ronda and conor on the same card with one or two decent undercard fights

Dana getting shook by based Vince

youtube.com/watch?v=4EUC9VD8PZM

stupid
he had very few boring fights

was silva using that dere Schaub Shutdown

white bois btfo

Thanks for linking, I'll have a listen

bloodyelbow.com/2016/9/19/12972548/alex-nicholson-under-ufc-investigation-for-domestic-violence

that fight was the biggest fuck you to his fans that any fighter has ever given

a champion shouldn't protest the quality of opponents by purposely not finishing the fight, he lost my respect forever after that, that was such an asshole thing to do fuck anderson

The Chris didn't win the title. Anderson gave it away. TWICE.

ur opinion = w.g.a.f.

>Sal D'Amato scored the bout 49-46

g-get in m-my guard you p-pussy

>tfw you'll never get to look up lovingly at Megan Olivi because you're not 3 feet tall

and then he popped

honestly silva has completely shit on his fans more than any other fighter tb.h familia

Has CM Punk surfaced yet?

>tfw you will never snibbeti snab

yeah he was on mma hour today dude

could you take her?

Every time he's signed a fight he's made a fight and gave us insane shit like the Grifin fight and the front kick on Vitor, Anderson has cart blanche to do as he pleases.

lol this would be a good matchup for that little lithuanian guy

same height and weight

to the trunk of my car? yes

back to /asp/ you go

And don't count him filling in on two days notice against Cormier, or filling in against Bonnar either. Should call him the Card Saver.

except for, you know, his last five fights in a row

what if eddie heems him?

he's fucking 40 years old, fuck you

why are wonderwoman fedoras so easy to trigger?

>purposely makes a fight as boring as possible
>drags it out as long as possible

>purposely makes a fight that his fans paid for fucking suck

Cruz is faster than anyone besides DJ.

1.0 inch over TJ.
1.0 inch over Faber.
0.5 inch under Mizu.

"no"

Except when he blows out his knees and ankles because humans aren't built to move like that. TJ's emulation looks worse but it might be smarter to not push your body to the absolute limits of what is physically possible.

important poll
strawpoll.me/11261576

I don't think his knees have anything to do with his movement, I think he just has bad knees due to genetics dude

not his fault Cormier has a shit top-game. As a middleweight coming in completely out of shape to give Cormier a chance to make what little money he had and give the UFC a chance to promote the event with his name on it, giving every other fighter on the show a little boost, is something nobody else could've done. Why shit on him because he tried to not get smashed to pieces on the ground?

>Cruz is faster than anyone besides DJ

a lot of young fast dudes at 135

Anybody got a webm of Vitor Ko'ing Bisping?

I want to gauge how deleted Bispings chin is, I take it that it's in pretty good shape still though.

That title's ending up in Maia's hands either way, enjoy it while it lasts.

rematch with aldo like nothing happened

>you win some, you lose some

im talking about the maia fight you idiot

bisping's chin isn't deleted at all, what are you talking about lol

Next time, specify, retard

white bois tend to be very insecure

>WCW training was 25 push ups, 25 situps and 25 squats for 8 hours for 2 days and 4 hours on the last day
>Then onto sprints

They did all that for pro wrestling? What the hell? Doubt they do that anymore, sounds like a joke to bait people into thinking they can join

anderson didn't purposely make the DC fight boring, you're just fucking stupid plain and simple lol

he never had a chin to delete in the first place
daily reminder that Matt Hamill visibly rocked him and had him on rubber legs

why are cucks so easy to spot?

>Rockhold is fighting Australia again

y tho

>dont browse Cred Forums 24/7 therefore im /asp/

The whole country?

>tfw no belly mma gf

>slavcuck on that BLACKEDwagon

Based. Schaub bless.

He basically locked DC down in half guard the entire time so I can see an argument for it

>Except when he blows out his knees and ankles because humans aren't built to move like that

Are you retarded?

aussiebro.getting.heemed.webm

are you seriously saying that you think someone would read my post and not think I was talking about the maia fight lol

You were shitting on one of the most un-shittable-on fighters ever so I didn't know what to think either way you're fucking stupid

Commonwealth internal beef, popcorn calling.

spoken like a true liberal

need a new thread boy-os someone make it

AND IT BETTER HAVE FUCKING EVENTS AND NEWS BECAUSE I CAN'T GET THAT SHIT ANYWHERE ELSE

>The only European UFC Champion that wasn't a Slav or from the UK was also coincidentally on of the most universally popular MMA fighters in history

new

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someone on here called this months ago!

I can tell you, since we are the same person, that you were right. Schooling someone and then holding onto the choke longer than necessary? what's the purpose?