/nfl/ general: Eternal 18-1 Edition

SEA:MRI on Baldwin's knee comes back negative
SF:Chip Kelly: I'm not yet considering QB change
CLE:J. McCown expected to miss 'multiple games'
DET:Lions RB Dwayne Washington's role to expand
NE:Pats reminded of 18-1, now considering suicide
MIN:Vikes RBs: McKinnon-Asiata to be 65-35 split?
ARZ:Arians calls out David Johnson for miscues
MIN:Adrian Peterson diagnosed with torn meniscus
NYJ:Bowles: Marshall not dealing with sprained MCL
NYJ:Eric Decker dealing with a sore shoulder
SD:Chargers lose RB Woodhead (ACL) for season
CLE:Cody Kessler tabbed as Browns' Week 3 starter
SEA:Seahawks fined for 'excessive' workouts

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who 1-1 here :(

>18-1

Why is Aaron Rodgers praised? He fucking sucks in the playoffs and only has one super bowl win

Favre at least made two super bowls

Close the fucking door.

all leafs should be banned

Raiders still going 10-6

/o/ here. I'm in grad school at Stanford and am finally paying attention to football since I'm from Hawaii and my undergrad (Rice) didn't have a meaningful team.

Can someone explain 18-1 to me please? Preferably in auto racing terms.

bears aren't particularly good at the moment, not sure why you assume the eagles will lose

new thread with updated news

You may only reply to this post if your team is already confirmed 3-0
>city of GOATSTON

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Only way the Raiders win 10 games this year is if they expand the season to 32 games

psst real thread

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The Patriots were undefeated going into the Super Bowl and were about to have the first perfect season since the 1972 Dolphins (who only played 16 games back then) but fucked up and lost to Super Bowl to the NY Giants whose QB literally has autism.

It's like having a 20 lap lead at Le Mans and you're just about to reach the checkered flag but you sneeze and crash into the wall.

>Butt hurt canada patriotsfag

to crash and burn on the last lap after leading the entire race, and then die from your injuries, and then it's discovered you have cp in your browser history so you're stripped of all titles postmortem

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm unironically a Pats fan as well, but you have lost it bud.

Why are leafs allowed on this board?

>being this new

holy shit this thread has become cancerous, looks like i will have to reclaim my throne after a short hiatus

*17 games back then, not 16

no one actually cares about you Sean, even Sneak is more relevant than you

FUCKING
SNEAK

end your life desu

>mfw the camera pans on Rodgers after a fumble/sack/interception

I wouldn't go that far.

Im king of /nfl/ general lurk more child

for now on i expect responses to be

>a fucking KING
as oppose to leaf

who's the second best team in the afc east?

Thread is worth peeking at just for the lone reply

>A fucking LEAF

>Rodgers fucking trained off season with Bortles

Fuck you Jags fags. You fucking ruined Aaron. Fuck you and your shitty city.

>i cant even delete my thread because of what i did years ago with deleting game threads when a team was losing

holy shit really makes you think how i shaped this board into what it is today

you're all welcome

The removal of the ability to delete your threads was due to 2011-2012 Cred Forums where a huge surge of faux Nintendo-bias on the mods part was being pushed by some shitposters. They'd constantly make anti-Nintendo threads only to delete them a few minutes later, then claim the mods did it, then make threads and spam other threads into an anti-mod fury.

EIGHTEEN

AND

ONE

AFC POWER RANKINGS:


1. Broncos
2. Steelers
3. Pats
4. Bengals
5. Texans
6. Jest
7. Chefs
8. Ravens
9. Clots
10. Raiders
11. Bills
12. Dolphins
13. Chargers
14. Titans
15. Jags
16. Browns

New browns mascot?
Anubis was a dog, kinda.
It works.

No not at all you're fucking retarded

>4. Bengals(1-1)
>8. Ravens(2-0)

>9. Clots (0-2)
>11. Bills (0-2)
>aove the Chargers and Titans both (1-1)

Why has Queen Mimi never done a Super Bowl half-time show?

>biggest pop star of the 90s
>best selling pop album of the 00s

really makes ya think

>vs Bills
>vs Browns

Bengals played better teams


Power rankings aren't standings you cumguzzler

>m king of /nfl/ general lurk more child

is BB the queen?

yet you have the Jest ahead of them

>implying Titans actually won that game themselves
>Butt hurt lions fag here

Sauce on new mascot?

So which team has gotten screwed over hardest by the refs so far?

LEAF ON THE FLAG
MILK IN A BAG
18 AND 1
YOUR THREAD IS DONE

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You know what? Fuck the vikings.

whoever is playing the patriots

What did they do to you user?

both the Jets and Ravens beat the Bills but Baltimore at least has one more win than that

i seemed to have "grinded your gears" kek

>fucking dots and lines

yeah, the browns are going to pick some weird looking cosplay skank as their new mascot

They raped and pillaged my home town

>i have never watched a patriots game, ever, the post

no, he's the degenerate faggot we disowned and don't talk about

a fookin leaf

I don't know. I found it in a cosplay thread on /s/ a couple of weeks ago.
I put it under my research folder.

>Weird looking

She's asian. That's racist.

patriot games are shit anyways

>Dots and lines

cant make this shit up

dots and lines

Jags.

I was at the game, at the 50 yard line against the Packers. Refs missed multiple offsides calls by the Packers and several PI calls including several that would have resulted in first downs in the red zone. It was pretty infuriating.

I'm sorry to hear that.

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yeah mus suck watching the pats rape your team everytime they play fucking KEK

>sixteen (16!) questionable calls

How the fuck is that possible? I can see maybe up to 3-4, but six fucking teen?

At least we don't have another countries monarch on our money.
Oh wait, she's technically still your monarch, because technically you're not an independent country.

>UH FOOKIN LEAF

>QB is most accurate in the middle of the field
>have no receiving options there
>3rd and short
>2 deep routes
>2 out-routes

Fuck this 'they'll never expect it' coaching shit

> technically you're not an independent country.

Yes we are
>American education

you cant make this shit up

Same answer as last thread: whomever is getting the kost "taunting" calls

>She's asian.
so?
doesn't change the fact she looks weird

>That's racist.
of fuck off, go cry about it in your safe space

Titans haven't had a good play-caller in YEARS

Jags fan here. I feel your pain. Instead of throwing to our 1,000+ yard receivers, our OC thinks the opposing team expects it and now favors screen passes.

Fucking kill me.

>Chargers are going to LA only because the league hates the idea of the raiders going back to LA
Fucking retarded

I'm going to lose my team because of out of touch rich white jewish men

just to be clear
SD is not LA or OC, we have nothing to do with those spics

Then why is your head of state the Queen of fucking England.

>Canadian education doesn't even teach him about his own country.

Post tough qbs

BBs pretty cute though

Mularkeyball never works and you should have hired a real coach.

Change needs to happen. Refs are fucking up the games and singlehandedly determine games. Fuck the Refs, how do you get
>17 flags
Turned over >2 touchdowns

Let's take a second to look at Sneak's twitter account

What exactly is taunting anyway? What makes a WR signaling a first down not taunting but a "got you that play" remark taunting?

>that side story about ebron

STILL MAD ABOUT THAT BULLSHIT IT COST US THE GAME

I hope they win an Owl the first year there just to run it in lol.

>just to be clear
>SD is not LA or OC
That's why there's pressure on Spanos now to move to LA, because having a team actually in LA now means him being in the SD market isn't enough.

The head of state is David Johnston and Canada gained its independence in 1982 with the Canada Act

holy shit are americans actually this misinformed? i cant believe how ignorant and stupid America is

cant make this shit up

hell yeah man, let the players play instead of over scheming things trying to be Billy B

My point exactly. What makes dropping a football straight to the ground "taunting" but not doing a celebration dance for ten seconds straight with your entire defense after a pick?

Sean, how are you doing today?!?

>his QB doesn't truck defenders

Reminder: this league has a multi-paragraph definition as to what constitutes a touchdown that is so insanely subjective two reasonable persons could come to completely different conclusions.

>Canada gained its independence in 1982 with the Canada Act

yeah except you, aus and nz still bow to the queen KEK

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Canada: Federal parliamentary
representative democracy under
CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY

Who is that Monarch?

The Queen of fucking England.

Checkmate

>A FUCKING LEAF

fucking kek buttfumble is hilarious

>"Hey cody, you're starting sunday"
>"Sweet! Can't wait coach!"
>"Also Ndamukong Suh, Cameron Wake, and Mario Williams will be all lined up across from you the whole game and you'll have to pass against Kiko Alonso and Rashad Jones. Have fun!"

anyone else ready for some BASED gruden commentary tonight?

*what constitutes a catch, I mean

I just got finished educating you why that isn't the case? Do you need to take additional course to understand this simple concept?

>what is a touchdown
Fuck this gay ass league, it's not gonna change unless people stop watching

How are you americans reacting to the NY bomb?

Have you been sleeping in my class again?

The head of state is David Johnston and Canada gained its independence in 1982 with the Canada Act

holy shit are americans actually this misinformed? i cant believe how ignorant and stupid America is

cant make this shit up

SSDD. With all the shootings and stabbings I'm kind of numb to it.

Don't bother, Canadans don't even listen to the facts of their own constitution

praying it hits all our cities.

He was a fat idiot who didn't kill anyone, i wish they would've beat him unconscious when they caught him, but I'll settle for shooting his dumb ass

I was so insanely mad that the Fins gave up 3 touchdowns like 7 minutes into the first quarter, I walked to the corner store, bought a bunch of beer, passed out, woke up in time for work, went in, and didn't see the news until watching a tv at a restaurant during lunch.

It's happens so often now that it doesn't really matter to me anymore. Nothing really matters. Although calling not a terror act is bullshit, just because they don't have colored skin doesn't mean that it's not terror

>white jewish
What did he mean by this?

I noticed you never said good QBs

>Ignores all the info in my post
>Claims to still be right

>Fucking leaf

We need a range ban on Canada.

the only obstacle left to keep the chargers is to have the public approve it by a two-thirds vote on the november ballot.

so if they do leave, it's because you didn't care enough to stop it.

just stop replying to him, he's either trolling (very likely) or legitimately retarded (also very likely actually)

More owners are Jewish and white

Not all Jews are white
They got the signatures the chargers wanted even surprised them by how many people showed up to sign and support their idea

The only issue is the businesses in downtown and throughout are trying to make sure people realize hotel taxes will effect them and eventually us but truth be told I don't understand how a 10% hotel tax will effect us when majority of our tourist come from The OC which is not a far drive

>9. clots

Way too high. We belong at 14 ahead of the dolphins and Browns.

Just looked her up, her name is Nonsummerjack

The raiders belong in l.a. but I'll be happy to watch them move to san antonio

What's the consensus? Is Lamar Jackson legit?

>girls

>Lamar Jackson

who?

>happy to see then outside the west coast
Absolutely disgusting

At least Vegas is in the west coast and not a total shithole like flyover liberal San Antonio

bb's younger and prettier than u c=

They're going to Vegas. It's practically a done deal.

Legit as will win a Heisman? Very possibly.

Legit as will become a high draft choice and successful NFL QB? Extremely unlikely.

Might be good at some other position though.

Lamar Jackson will never work in the NFL unless he changes positions.

The newest hip hop, needs to pull his pants up, dabbing QB

Louisville QB. Guessing you don't follow college football. He might end up being the best college QB of all time. We'll see if he can keep this up.

He would make an excellent RB or WR like Terell Pryor or Julian Edelman.

>Rob Gronkowski's little brother, fullback Glenn Gronkowski, worked out for Patriots today, per source. es.pn/2cLjDd4

Gronks assemble.

I'd be ok with that to but i doubt it. They dont have the population.
Nah 先輩

Why? He's not undersized or anything.

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What other position do you see him as? Julian Edelman became an elite WR in the NFL. Do you see him as a WR? Can he catch?

>but truth be told I don't understand how a 10% hotel tax will effect us
it won't, the hotel tax hike doesn't apply to residents, just people who travel in and stay in hotels. so unless you happen to live in a hotel, its non-san diegans that are paying for the extra funds.

your ad campaigns should be focusing on that instead of attacking city councilmen saying "so and so wants the chargers to leave, ask him why". at the end of the day people are fueled more by self-interest, so you'd get more success by pushing for something like "LA is paying for us to keep the Chargers instead of them"

Dude had problem with the speed in college football, he won't be able to handle the NFL speed and he won't be playing in Bobby Petrino's offense.
He's a hell of an athlete and will be a great WR.

Most Jews are whiter than white people tbqh

Tyne fullback position is dead in the NFL sorry.

>pats will have two gronkowskis

ITS

NOT

FAIR

REEEEEEEEEEE

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

L'chaim, JDF.

Yeah, but he's only a couple games into his sophmore year. The kid's 19 for fucks sake. He could improve a lot by the end of his senior year.

Had a problem with the college speed? The fuck are you talking about? He's been dominating

>at the moment

Son I can't remember the last time the bears were particularly good and unless you're 40+ you likely don't either

>They dont have the population.
they have about the same area as san antonio if not slightly more, what are you on?

>fullback

It's not about the population it's about the money. They are trying to follow the NHL into a new market. There are a lot of Californians in Vegas and a shitload of tourists too. They could make some serious money with that new stadium especially now that the city has approved $750 million towards building it.

See
The fullback position is dead.

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Yeah every Raiders home game people could fly into Vegas for the weekend and party their asses off for 3 days straight.

When he first got to college football

cheatings okay if you don't get caught

Who's your favorite anime girl? Would she watch football with you?

Kinda yeah, but the Pats still use the FB position, his name is James Develin. Knowing Bill, if he likes what babby Gronk can do, then he will utilize him in other positions than FB.

>pop. of las vegas
>600k~
>pop. of paradise
>220k~
>pop. of san antonio
>1.409 million
>pop. of austin
>880k~
Might work.

The fullback position is not dead at all. Lots of teams still use it. The cowboys have 2 fullbacks on their roster.

>Las Vegas metro area has 2.3 million residents
are you being serious? you make it sound like it's a ghost town that only tourists ever visit and nobody actually lives there, which is far from the truth.

fullbacks were replaced by tightends. No need for them anymore desu.

And the stadium is going to be used by just the Raiders. UNLV has been trying to get a new football stadium for years, but they were too shitty to get one. However in the past couple of years the AD there has been pumping money into the football program. So UNLV is looking to get into the stadium with the Raiders.

>the only relevant measure of population is within city limits
sure, in the 1800s before we had cars, roads, televisions, or an integrated geoeconomic system

primary metro areas
>San Antonio-New Braunfels, TX Metropolitan Statistical Area 2,328,652
>Las Vegas-Henderson, NV-AZ Combined Statistical Area 2,315,324

alternatively, urban areas
>Las Vegas--Henderson, NV 1,886,011
>San Antonio, TX 1,758,210

one more, TV markets
>37. san antonio
>42. las vegas

they're comparable even before considering tourism rates or the money the cities have.

LA metro area has 20 million residents, if you wanna talk about metro areas pal.

>/nba/ has Harry
>/nfl/ has Sean

Who is worse?

>Girls

well yeah, so? new york has even more, how is that relevant to the discussion? the only real options for the raiders right now is to stay in their broken down shithole in oakland or move to vegas.

Sean is fucking based best post in Cred Forums history

You fool! Don't summon him back!

Part of the LA Rams deal was that the Raiders or Chargers could join them in LA if they wanted to.

harry. sean is.entertaining. sneak is worst of all Cred Forums

its too late

Did you ever live in vegas? I did. Its much smaller than san antonio.
Sorry, san antonio is larger and you're stupid. Not to mention its an hour from austin and three from houston, and its TEXAS. Theres an absolutely huge mrket for football. Everyone i know goes to the utsa roadrunners games and owns keychains and shit. City is desperate for football.

The Raiders would booty blast all these teams

>Chargers are going to LA

Why do you keep saying this? SD is literally voting on a new stadium this November that will be virtually free and bring jobs to the city. The only reason not to vote on it is to be a troll faggot and MUH COMIC CON which has been infested by normies for a while now

and that would be marcus peters

>"his emotions need to get in check"
>"there were question marks when he came out of college"
>"andy reid needs to have a talk with him on the sideline"
>"they're getting under his skin"

all because he wags his finger after a play or talks to an opponent

If the bucs somehow managed to win the nfccg in 79 would they have been able to beat the terry bradshaw steelers?

No, no they wouldnt. But its fun to.think about.

>what is 2006
>what is 2010
>what is 2012

but m-muh any given sunday

>2006
>lost to peyton manning

"no"

Sadly this is true. Football is considered a subsection of Christianity in Texas.

The only thing bigger than our churches are our football fields

texans fan here, don't act like being a favorite means an automatic W.

i think >we win thursday too, but i'm not going to start a celebration just yet.

>implying the Raiders aren't moving to San Antonio

Rodgers was probably the best playoff QB last season
not that he even played all that exceptional tho

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I think they could have beat the titans in 99 tho.
Fuck the rams.

>rest starters last game of the season, gets packers in as WC
>gets the owl in the end
T-thanks Lovie.

>not be a libcuck
>lose your job on tv

Have faith in the Blue Eyes White Dragon friend

yeah I know, but the chargers have first dibs and the raiders only have the option if the chargers DON'T go to LA, which will only happen if their stadium proposal passes the november ballot by a two-thirds vote. right now it has only about 30% and trending downward, with people preferring to spend on comic-con instead. it would take an unforeseen miracle for the chargers to stay in san diego now, which means they'll move to LA next year, which means the raiders can't.

dikta looks like he has dementia

Yet they couldn't bootyblast the Failcons

>SD is literally voting on a new stadium this November
yeah, and that vote is going to fail by an enormous margin.

WHY were the refs so bad yesterday

Well he does.

>sadly
Nigga, that's one of the great things about Texas, besides guns and great food.

What game?

Ditka has literally lived off a single Super Bowl win from 30 years ago, one primarily won by the defense he had absolutely nothing to do with.

It's wild. The guy is basically Jeff Fisher if the Titans had made it that last yard.

Browns Ravens
Bengals Steelers
Lions Titans

>guns
>great

No.

LIONS TITANS REEEEEEEEEEEE

>#Patriots name Julian Edelman No. 2 QB.

Bengals are da bomb

Breh he's the greatest TE to ever play the game. He literally created the position as we know today. The fact he won a Super Bowl as a HC is just icing on the cake.

Oh yeah the browns game was fucked

couldnt speak to the other two games

>get to owl
>lose
>HAHA BURRS HAD SHIT SEASON BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

Spotted the ass flustered Packshit loser fan, who probably has never even been to that godforsaken wasteland Green Bay. Enjoy Aaron "I really, really like women" Gaygers' twilight years as, yet again, your shitty fucking team fades slowly into irrelevancy. Meanwhile, the Bears have been rebuilding, and we'll shove every fucking inch of that brick wall defense we're working on up your ass in a few months.

And fuck the Colts too.

Someone give me a reason other than because they're your team to tune in tonight

Unfortunately I think that's the only reason I need

Just looking at that list tells me the people living in the city of San Diego are absolutely fucking retarded

>they think the chargers will end up in San Diego if they don't vote yes for a new stadium

LMAO. There's literally no negatives other than MUH COMIC CON

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I think Edlememe might be a better option than Brisset. I mean at least he's an experienced veteran.

I would love to watch that tbqh. I bet he's pissed though, he's probably got to do extra work now

Bengals vs. Steelers was a hot mess, not just including the Boyd "fumble" at the end. Lots of missed calls on both sides tbqh

>Bengals in line for an 8-8 season
>will miss the playoffs but still get a shit pick

When will the suffering end?

lol obligatory webm

>>>>>>((((((you))))))

Because the Burrs are fucking winning tonight, bitchboi

Fly your fucking colors with pride

10-6 my friend, have faith

Why the would you vote yes to have your tax dollars be spent on a fucking football stadium. That is literal cuckoldry.

speaking of southpark surprised there hasnt been much talk about the latest episode where kaepnigger got btfo by jj abrams

and lol whats with the carolina qb being a black bortles

Everytime I try to fly the colors with pride they always lose

I've learned my lesson

That vote was back in July before prop C was ever revealed as the plan and it's only 600 people

B I T C H M A D E

I'd pay ~5$ a year to keep a pro team in my hometown

biscuit was okay in the preseason

Why aren't the Bengals as good as last year? Did that playoff game destroy their morale for all eternity?

what if you had to be railed in the ass once a year by a bengals defensive lineman of their choosing

The big one is loss of personel, No Hue Jackson, Marvin Jones, Mo Sanu, a couple guys from the secondary, O-line shuffling.

I still think they'll hit 10-6 though

If SD loses the chargers they're never getting another football team again. Comic con will probably leave anyways

>there are "people" who unironically think that the bears will win tonight

well so far far they don't have Eifert and Burfict which are two of their best players

Really the O-line is the biggest change, they've gone to shit and they have no run game

The worst part of this is that Dalton seems to have taken the next step and is able to actually carry the offense himself but now that that has finally happened his supporting cast has gotten worse

no

sbnation.com/2016/9/18/12960274/eric-ebron-penalty-lions-titans-referees-lol-drive

LOOK AT THAT SHIT

Also, there was a low hit on Staff that should've been roughing the passer.

Who here just watching the shitcago/filthedelphia game for fantasy football purposes

NFC East
Eli Manning 64% 34 TDs 10 INTs 4,600 yards
Kirk Cousins 66% 25 TDs 16 INTs 4,200 yards
Carson Wentz 59% 19 TDs 12 INTs 3,600 yards
Dak Prescott 61% 15 TDs 6 INTs 3,200 yards

NFC North
Aaron Rodgers 65% 32 TDs 10 INTs 4,000 yards
Matt Stafford 63% 29 TDs 14 INTs 4,700 yards
Sam Bradford 62% 18 TDs 10 INTs 3,600 yards
Jay Cutler 58% 18 TDs 15 INTs 3,700 yards

NFC South
Drew Brees 66% 33 TDs 14 INTs 4,900 yards
Cam Newton 58% 29 TDs 12 INTs 4,000 yards
Matt Ryan 65% 27 TDs 14 INTs 4,700 yards
Jameis Winston 59% 27 TDs 18 INTs 4,300 yards

NFC West
Carson Palmer 61% 32 TDs 14 INTs 4,400 yards
Russell Wilson 64% 26 TDs 14 3,800 yards
Blaine Gabbert 57% 10 TDs 13 INTs 1,700 yards
Colins Kaepernick 53% 7 TDs 10 INTs 1,200 yards
Case Keenum 54% 12 TDs 13 INTs 3,000 yards

AFC East
Tom Brady 66% 21 TDs 6 INTs 3,100 yards
Ryan Fitzpatrick 62% 28 TDs 16 INTs 4,000 yards
Ryan Tannehill 64% 24 TDs 14 INTs 4,000 yards
Tyrod Taylor 62% 20 TDs 12 INTs 3,500 yards

AFC North
Ben Roethlisberger 64% 39 TDs 12 INTs 4,900 yards- MVP
Andy Dalton 64% 30 TDs 12 INTs 4,200 yards
Joe Flacco 60% 23 TDs 16 INTs 4,000 yards

AFC South
Andrew Luck 60% 28 TDs 15 INTs 4,400 yards
Blaine Gabbert 59% 27 TDs 16 INTs 4,600 yards
Marcus Mariota 66% 24 TDs 12 INTs 3,800 yards
Brock Osweiler 59% 24 TDs 14 INTs 4,000 yards

AFC West
Phillip Rivers 66% 33 TDs 14 INTs 4,300 yards
Derek Carr 65% 30 TDs 12 INTs 4,200 yards
Alex Smith 66% 22 TDs 12 INTs 3,500 yards

Hopefully Eifert will be back by week 5-6, and that'll help tremendously

Casual

Wow these threads turned to shit since I've been gone. I am very disappointed in all of you

Make America's Team Great Again

would you

Hey Tiki long time no see.

>mvp
>ben roethlesberger
I dont have a team in my state so lucky for me i dont need to make tht decision :)

>since I've been gone
>since the Cowboys lost and Ezekiel elliot is a bust and I went into hiding

I'm from N.E. and can't believe this used to be The Patriots logo and they got rid of it.
Pat Patriot RIP.
At least the team is good.

Make that 15 ints for Manning. I have a feeling he's gonna shit the bed in a couple games. It's my team, but I'm going to be realistic.

>tfw

I miss having an offense. I love a strong defense more than anything, but Jesus. We need more that what we have to win the games that matter.

See

Also
tom brady
>21 tds
>100 yards

>Anakin beating Obi-Wan
lmao

>Gabbert still on the Jags

shitcago

Why did you include every QB except for Trevor Siemian lol

fucking anti-Broncos Cred Forums bias

Try again

Lamar Jackson is a Robert Griffin clone, so he'll get a shot. Whether he turns out to be Griffin or actually becomes a good QB is up to him.

君はくそ

What if BB cheats and Texans lose? What will you do then? Patriots have been in similar situations and won.

I miss Dick Vermeil and Kurt Warner.

Breaking my heart, man.

well if you can find more recent poll numbers that are better then by all means link it, cause all I'm seeing within the last week or so are things saying it looks really bad without stating numbers, and the last time there were any numbers had it drop to 25% on august 25th. when it comes to tax-spending ballot issues like this, popularity only decreases over time so they'd need to be at 75% right now to have a good shot of getting it passed in november since it needs a two-thirds approval, but if it's at 25% instead then basically it's just not going to happen

ITT: Busts

If scoring only goes up in increments of 3 and 7, why isn't it just scored in 2 for td's and 1 for the other thing?

Not sure if trolling or just fucking retarded.

He's got a cannon and can extend plays running but the world's prematurely anointed him as the goat and first ballot HoF'er. Last few years there's always been excuses: bad o-line, playing through injury, bad defense, jordy injured etc. Greg Jennnings said it best recently in that Aaron needs pieces and can be a headcase at times. But give Favre any 10 random guys and he's going to put the team on his back and make something happen to win the ball game, no excuses.

LT wasnt a bust?

>LEAF ON THE FLAG
>MILK IN A BAG

Shoo shoo pedo

do you know japanese

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Shitcago

because it doesn't only go up in 3s and 7s and 2 field goals are supposed to be less valuable than a touchdown and point after.

this is unnecessary and i think i'm very handsome

Yes the anti-Broncos bias thing was a joke. Still no Trevor Siemian prediction tho

oh shit what did i miss now

buc get banned again?

Does 3+3=7

shoo shoo pedo

>A FUCKING LEAF

shitcago

Do the Jags have the best worst defense in the league?

A

Hello user#12754387

That says MAGA in Japanese. I like it

Scoring is increments of 1, 2, 3, and 6 bro

Maybe.

no currently that appears to be the raiders who are giving up 500 yards per game

No that would be the Raiders. On paper they should be quite good but they are not.

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you're embarrassing yourselves `

too early to say

statistics and observations made so early in the season are of little weight

that doesn't say maga in japanese

Your water filtration infrastructure system is stuck in the stone age which unfortunately leads you to consuming fecal matter particles in your tap water

First world countries athletes had to take antibiotic so not to die from the water

Fucking

>FUCKING

Shitcago

It's already evened out.
>kick ball for points
>get ball in endzone for twice that many points

>if you get it in the endzone you get a try
>kick ball for points
>get ball in endzone for twice that many points

>the points you get for doing it normally is triple the amount from doing it on a try

Why are basketball-americans so fucking retard?

>mfw just now seeing that Pryor "taunt"

What has this league come to?

LEAF

去る去るぺど

Shitcago
cracking down on nigger behaviour

It does and you can't tell me otherwise

Cowboys > All
Trump > Hillary

shoo shoo pedo

>this thread
wew lad

MAGA

>subhuman complaining about black people

kek

>A FUCKING LEAF

Shitcago

also
>black
>"people"

made me chuckle

shoo shoo pedo

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>thinking he's not subhuman trash
>Doesn't realize "niggers" are better than him
>A FUCKING LEAF

>there are still people denying that the Broncos have the best defense in the league
>there are still people denying that this Broncos defense is one of the best of all time

be quiet

i'm more human than 90% of the people in this thread with the feelings that i've felt

so just be quiet ok

Confirmed for being a nigger from shitcago

pls no bully

shoo shoo pedo

Let's discuss Dak Prescott aka Dak to the Future aka Dak Attack aka Best QB in the 2016 draft.

>poise of a 5+ year veteran as a rookie
>already setting records
>would go 1st overall if the draft was redone right now
>better version of Russell Wilson
>Taller, Faster, Stronger, Less of a Cuck
>already has his own playsets that is shredding NFL defenses

Dak goes 5-1 and Romo goes 13-0 the rest of the season

Get ready faggots I'm about to make /nfl/ great again

I'm from New York, nice try though.

that statement usually triggers you hues in my experience

going by yards allowed per play and comparing that to the league averages over time they are objectively the best defense of all time

>muh feelings
hows HRT going for you?

>doesnt deny being a negro

it all makes sense now

my best wishes to those in north carolina or tennessee who are without gasoline

So remember Toyota TS050 this year at Le Mans? Pretty much that.

I blame this entire taunting crackdown on the Carolina Synchronized Dance Team from last year.

Touchdown?
>dance
First down?
>dance
Complete a pass?
>dance

has cam been penalized yet?

Why exactly does the NFL not want their players to dance and shit? I guess it's that sponsors don't want their products associated with chimp outs.

i'm half black and half white. My race doesn't really matter when i'm on Cred Forums

shoo shoo pedo

that makes you a dirty subhuman nigger

>A FUCKING NIGGER

For what it's worth, the talking heads on tv are starting to give them credit. They've been raving about the Buncos D on espn all day, even Ditka.

Dunno.

Shoo shoo pedo

The league has been cracking down on fun for like 16 years now. We will never see cellphones and popcorn celebrations again

youtube.com/watch?v=wBfgysJLCng

Was this taunting?

be quiet

i was simply making it apparent that i am a human and i feel things

i did not linger and stand on a soapbox

i was making a simple point

i've matured beyond the point of thinking my feelings are worth anything, and warrant a platform for sharing with the public

i am nothing

Who /2-0/ here

N-not so fast Cowgirls or Shitskins

So THIS is what mental illness looks like. Sorry Old Bay, I was wrong about you all along. You're a hopeless asshole and a degenerate but you're not nearly as fucked in the head as this guy.

>Ignorance is bliss

Have fun being miserable and hateful. I'll enjoy my six-figure salary and my Ivy League education. Have fun being
>A FUCKING LEAF

shoo shoo pedo

Man, the quality of these last two threads have been fucking horrid
Nonstop back and forth shit-flinging bait.

anakin does however beat the emperor, and belichick has only ever been referred to as such

Vote gary johnson

>A FUCKING NIGGER

>#1 overall pick
>riding the bench because of how much he sucks
>goof

what went wrong?

is this guy really a pedo?
Story?

this general is awful and so is football

Sup ya'll

He got chosen by Jeff Fisher lol.

i feel like the nfl is devolving into a dystopian satire

be quiet

Watching this on live TV before eating Thanksgiving dinner was such a treat.

dude just kill yourself
I did and it made everything so much easier desu

the didnt pick wentz

shoo shoo pedo

The Rasm o-line is pretty terrible. I think Fisher just doesn't want to Tim Couch-David Carr his ass.

You probably just jinxed the Eagles for tonight

John Fox is going to expose Wentz

Tim Couch was the most successful Browns QB since they restarted and that's sad.

its not an excuse. Those two were literal expansion teams.

If Mariota and Winston can't be on shit teams and start and grow, there's no excuse for Goff.

you know i'd expect the media to turn von into a meme after his super bowl performance but i honestly expect better of actual broncos fans

i mean von-related memes have skyrocketed ever since to the extent that it begs the question of how you'd treat him if the panthers had won

i doubt you'd have memed him even near this extent and that's very disappointing and indicates the insincerity of you and your fellow fans

you're a disgrace

what will /nfl/'s excuse be this time?

>how you'd treat him if the panthers had won

That's an irrelevant question because Von's meme status is entirely dependent on him nearly single handedly winning us the AFCCG and Super Bowl.

Goff is just a fucking idiot. Some of the things he said on Hard Knocks were mind blowingly dumb. It's going to take him at least of half of the season to learn the system and the playbook.

I don't blame Fisher for keeping him on the bench. If Goff were starting, he'd be getting his ass kicked so hard, nothing good would come from it.

Derek Anderson was really good for like 1 1/2 years. Now he's a top 3 backup

>entirely dependent on him nearly single handedly winning us the AFCCG and Super Bowl
that's what i'm saying

you're insincere

a player shouldn't have to single handedly win on such a stage for your fanbase to meme him

The fuck are you even talking about? Are you seriously trying to claim Broncos fans didn't love Von Miller until after SB50?

Friends don't let friends meme irresponsibly.

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Every situation is different. If David Carr didn't get trauma from getting rocked so much as a rookie he might have been a perennial probowler

Yeah considering his little brother seems to be on that track. Poor david.

Top kek, that was hilarious. DT clearly worked on his diving skills this summer. He got bailed out by a couple weak PI calls yesterday.

>tfw out of nowhere you think of lyl

>Eagles-Burrs
Is this even gonna be worth watching?

Dude every fan base shitposts to the max when their team wins an owl. Especially when you got BTFO two years prior.

Fuck off uncle l0ll you have no right to remember lyl god rest her soul. I sware one day we will find you will get what you desserve.

of courshe

rip

yes

in the modern era, love is best expressed through meme

we bucs fans love our team so much that even our mediocre players become memes, even players that don't play a single game

that's how much we love our buccaneers

the broncos however are dense with talent and your meme supply is dwindling and doubtful

you are a joke

and you think you're happy because the broncos won, but you're not, because you're not a real fan and you don't really love your team

You're fucking retarded. Plz die.

>Suh recorded 12 tackles yesterday, a career record for him

Under 2 Hours Until Dragons

giggles and burrs are the memiest teams

This exactly. It will be a fun game.

Did the pats run it up the middle every play or something. That really is a fuckload for a DT.

t. former DT

What exactly are you trying to accomplish with these posts? You're not funny and you're baiting any Buncos fans, you're just making yourself look like a faggot.

chiefs fans are 10 times the memers that you guys are their team hasn't accomplished a single thing this decade

do not give me your excuses

i'm trying to express the source of my grievances

that you think i'd waste even a single of my time peddling insincerity for the sake of inspiring a laugh or two is quite telling about what kind of person you are

There's not many Broncos fans on Cred Forums. The gamethreads are always slow as fuck unless it's a primetime game.

*a single minute of my time

Ironic. You'd think there'd be more denver shitposting, generally, what with legal weed there.

Is it just me or is Jay Cutler slowly morphing into one of the Baldwin brothers?

there are not many bucs fans on Cred Forums

our gamethreads are always slow unless it is a primetime game

yet our base of original content puts yours to shame

People in Colorado are too busy enjoying their lives and being healthy, active human beings to waste all their time shitposting. None of the Denver teams have a strong fanbase on Cred Forums.

Damn. Legal weed and an active, fulfilling life. Fuck Denverians.

applies to both sides

Eagles starting CBs are Nolan Carroll and Ron Brooks. if Culter can't pass all over them, he shoudn't be a starter in the NFL.

DELETE THIS

>Slurs Defense

I'll quote you on that.

prod.video.patriots.clubs.nfl.com//NE/videos/dct/video_audio/2016/09-September/20160919_lockerroom-5000k.mp4

>tfw Bennett is the glue that holds the Patriots locker room together

Are you seriously relating a teams memes on an image board to real life? KC's fan base is tiny and shitty bruh.

People liked Von before he was a champ. People have celebrated champions since the beginning of time.

Go bears.

not sure if i'm actually this unlikable or if this is just my contrived attempt at making conversation

>Los Angeles

Stay classy.

twitter.com/PrimeLeBron/status/777647410772271104

is it just me or are more RBs doing literal shit from Madden like jukes and spin moves

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you should just ignore my posts so i can kill myself sooner

Solder is a literal giant

>slow poke

where have you been the last 24 hours

I kek'd

Based Pats

maybe they don't share your opinion regarding little girls vaginas

All NFL lineman are really fucking huge. One of my highschool coaches was a former NFL player and he is the biggest human being I have ever encountered.

BLEACHED

I can confirm this. I moved to Denver last year and everyone here so active and healthy it's ridiculous. Total culture shock coming from a mid-west flyover.

It's not your fault you have autism.

My brother came over with his then gf and the four of us were blasted on turkey and wine.

Oh, great times...

I know this feel.

Take your white supremacist shit outta here.

>1982

kek

When it's coming from me it's just banter

kek.

dont reply to me again 2 hours later

Why does it say the Queen is your head of state on wikipedia tho

>A fucking leaf

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No they're just not allowed to post on Cred Forums since columbine

I'm from Chicago. Should I work towards moving to Denver? People won't notice my Bears colors mixed into Broncos gear right...

because wiki is retarded, didnt your teachers ever tell you not to cite wiki and to fact check? baka

>a fucking nigger

No friggin way.
That can't be Jay.
What event is that?

You can be a fan of whoever in this state.
You see 5 different team jerseys on any Sunday, and I'm not even in Denver because fuck that hell hole.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

1982

1 9 8 2

9

8

2

N i n e t e e n e i g h t y t w o

o n e n i n e e i g h t t w o

wikipedias moderators are actually pretty autistic about things being properly sourced

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The amphibians, Dahnald.

then maybe you should suggest they correct it to David Johnston
I dont know what you're trying to imply

How's that chastity dick cage working for you boi?

">we" got independence 200 years before you

suck it leaface

If your QB doesn't have at least:
70%
700 yards
10 YPA
and 5 TDs

he's not elite

There's literally 25,000 people moving to Denver every single month right now. You'll just be one of the many transplants over the last few years.

You need to stop posting this. Its poorly made and will not even closely reflect reality

Independence? is that what you call getting cucked by niggers and spics for the last two hundred years? you need to take America back

You need to reclaim its independence

We need to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

stay out of our politics you fucking leaf

I just jewggled it and it says david johnston is the governor general of canada which is the queens representative in canada
The queen even helps appointing the position

"Prime Minister Stephen Harper announced on July 8, 2010 that Her Majesty The Queen had graciously agreed to the appointment of David Johnston as the 28th Governor General of Canada.

On September 5, 2010 Governor General Designate David Johnston had his first official audience with Her Majesty The Queen as her next representative in Canada. The meeting took place at Balmoral Castle, Her Majesty's summer residence in Scotland."

gg.ca/document.aspx?id=13871&lan=eng

>Stevie Johnson out
>Keenan Allen tears ACL in week 1
>Woodhead tears ACL in week 2

The Chargers are actually cursed. Fuck you if you think they aren't.

The Q was built on Indian burial grounds and until those souls are laid to rest the Chargers will suffer.
t. Indian

Firing their GOAT coach after a 13-3 season deserved them a curse tbqhwy.

>helps appointing the position

No

>governor general of canada which is the queens representative in canada

i.e. the head of state, the Queen doesnt actually look at anything, he does

anyone notice he has the same name as the carndinals running back

Nah man you're good. Just stop being overly argumentative about sports, it's literally just entertainment.

You should also start capitalizing the letter I and change your trip. People aren't going to let that pedo thing go.

Cutty gonna drop 35+ on philthy tonight.

It was 14-2, but the point stands.

*14-2 season
That makes it so much worse.

If Cody Kessler just dove onto the ground and curled into the fetal position every time he sensed danger then I would be happy. These fucking quarterbacks need to learn how to protect themselves.

Reminder that 18-1 happened

He's a USC southern california chad QB so of course he doesn't have enough humility to do shit like that.

"The Queen had graciously agreed to the appointment of David Johnston"

definitely says she has to agree to it first
kinda seems like she could have the final say on a lot of things if she cared

Haha it's just begun my friend

>the chargers lose all their key offensive pieces
>still put up 30 a game and make the playoffs

The memes demand it

ignored it completely. All I know is that it happened.

No she has no choice its symbolic you retarded mong, thats why it says agreed and not appointed

>the chargers lose all their key offensive pieces

Except Rivers. He'll be throwing to literal whos.

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Not the beniscus

holy shit this wentz/gruden interview

wentz is literally autistic?

I just want to keep seeing him throw dragons to Travis Benjamin

That shit got my dick Hard yesterday

Not Autistic, just from North Dakota. Living in Minnesota you get used to it.

just like norsefat

That was a pretty good play. Tyrell's TD was pretty awesome, too.

On paper the jags wouldn't be bad either.
Malik Jackson,Fowler,Telvin Smith,Poluszny,House,Ramsey,Cyprien
Sadly for them,thats not how it works.

Malik Jackson is a meme

t. broncos fan

i love how jay cutler just doesnt give a fuck and has that look since forever lmao get fucked shitcago

there was some tweet yesterday about his stats so far with the jags and theyre pretty abysmal

isn't it working ?
CJ Anderson's one handed catch and spin was fucking gorgeous.
requestin the webm

This. Every single Broncos fan knew he'd be exposed in Jacksonville. Malik was a product of having Von and Ware on either side of him.

Will the Jaguars ever stop signing former Bronco system babbies to ridiculous contracts (see: Zane Beadles, Julius Thomas)?

I really dislike you, and you're one of only three people i know on Cred Forums who likes my football team. So that doesnt bode well.

Is Gostkowski washed up?

Guy cost the Pats the AFC champ last season and almost fucked them again last night.

He's definitely one of the better pass rushing DTs in the league. But his success was based on the fact he was like the 4th biggest priority for the OL to block while playing in Denver. He's not a JJ Watt or Suh type that can be the dominant force on the DL.

possibly

he missed some kicks he should have had in THe preseason as well

pats DONTt fucka round with players either so watch yourself gosTOWski

Is he counting the amount of times Eli beat him?

i'm too.
what do you mean by meme ?
He isn't worth what he got,but bad teams have to overpay to get players

>eagles vs bears
Make MNF Great Again

Snoresville!

>again
Its always been shit matey

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Factually incorrect

I feel really good about the direction the eagles are going. This is the first time I felt this way since the TO shit went down.

They should have never fired Andy Reid. Now they have his understudy.

>they havent fired Sean mcdonnough yet

literally why

Careful what you wish for, they'll just replace him with Chris Berman

GIVE ME BACK MY TIRICO/GRUDEN COMBO

Nah, Andy had to go. And to be honest i'm not happy about Dougie but he hasn't goofed yet so I gotta keep an open mind. I still prefer if we had gotten McDermott

>tfw you almost hired McDaniels

AFC QB Ranking by division

AFC North
Tom Brady
Ryan Tannehill
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Tyrod Taylor

AFC East
Ben Roethlisberger
Joe Flacco
Andy Dalton
Robert Griffin III

AFC South
Andrew Luck
Blake Bortles
Brock Osweiler
Marcus Mariota

AFC West
Philip Rivers
Derek Carr
Alex Smith
Trevor Siemian

>AFC East
>Tom Brady
>Jimmy Garoppolo
>Ryan Tannehill
>Ryan Fitzpatrick
>Tyrod Taylor
FTFY

So, how is this Griff Whalen guy?

Do you remember that fake punt between the Colts and the Patriots last year? He was the guy who snapped the ball.

Why would you have a WR snap a ball?

>6 days before the massacre

Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

I would definitely put Fitz over Tannehill and Dalton over Flacco. Also Mariota might be better than Oz.

>colour commentator has the same name as me

Fitz and Tannehill are pretty close in my book. Flacco's pretty underrated but I guess you could put Dalon over him. I'll have to see more Mariota to move him up a rank.

Siemian is basically a younger Alex Smith with better accuracy already. If he stays a starter, he'll be better than Smith for sure.

The Broncos will probably trade him for some picks next year and have Lynch start.

This.

>Texans are favored against the Pats by -2.5
>Texans are favored
>Against the Patriots
Everyone go get your free money

Will the Bungals ever recover from this?

youtube.com/watch?v=HdCZIrJBYHw

>88

confirmed for i'm jimmy finally being used and scoring 3 TDs on the hovel that is >our secondary

>Raiders ranked #1 in total offense
>#32 on Defense

P.S to people who own Delanie Walker in FF. Start him this wee.

>Raiders ranked #1 in total offense

How?

They're the new Saints.

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>backup QB ded
you think osweenie and the houston D can't beat the patriots without gronk and on a 3rd string QB?

"No"

Kys

>best QB

No u

Faggot

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