/mlb/ general - Hank Blalock Edition

>Vikings rings

No

...

Does Madison have the FINEST wife in the game?

>THICK

Jints

Your mom is boring in the sack but I still creamed her until your sorry ass popped out

>Last week, Mark Trumbo helped the O's deal Rick Porcello a rare 1-0 loss. With Boston up 3, a riveting rematch is on tap.

So honestly, i think if O's win tonight, they'll easily win the series, and most likely win the divison. Red Sucks need to be stopped.

>vikcucks

>baseball

Nope.

Handeggies BTFO

>luckswing

Nah.

>tfw no MiLB gf

Phillies desu

What are the chances broken Kershaw beats Bumbum?

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
old/fat

Nice body.
And a face to protect it.

I'm hoping Bum goes yard again DESU, he did it early this year

Why can't they just tank the rest of the season to get the 1337 draft picks? Why did they have to start winning now?

Kek

'winning'

Why can't they just tank the rest of the season to get the 1337 draft picks? Why did they have to start winning now?

Madison Bumgarner has homered in 11% of his plate appearances against Clayton Kershaw

wild stuff

Is there a more overrated starter than Porcello?

Thanks. Might get rained out vs Atlanta though.

madison bumshit has a 5.78 ERA against the Dodgers over his last 4 starts.

wowzers~

sauce?

We can go pretty late i think

barves should just forfeit anyway, they have nothing to gain here

So much for trying to finish respectably let alone at .500

Can we just skip the rest of the year and get to ST2017 already?

Not that for sure it'll be much better

madison bumshit has a 5.78 ERA against the Dodgers over his last 4 starts.

wowzers~~

Your thoughts?
Can Bum catch up to Kershaw?

madison bumshit has a 5.78 ERA against the Dodgers over his last 4 starts.

wowzers~~

madison bumshit has a 5.78 ERA against the Dodgers over his Iast 4 starts.

wowzers~~

lol what is going on?
I don't spam. Not my doing.

Makes one ponder.....

>'best general on Cred Forums'

Nigga, we had a 4 (four) game sweep of the Royals and got 2 out of 3 with the Rags. Why can't they just lose?

mlb.nbcsports.com/2016/09/19/santiago-casilla-is-out-as-giants-closer/

Has the ride finally ended?

Honestly didn't know Bumgarner's WHIP was that low

Pretty impressed desu

It's like you don't even know THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

same with Price.

Bumgarner's got some sick quads and Kershaw can't even roll dubs lol

Nice "ace" you got there

>Casilla blows saves all year
>Bochy takes way too long to pull him from the closer role
>Finally agrees to go to closer by committee
>Still keeps going to Casilla
>Casilla still blows two saves despite officially not having the closer role

What are the odds Casilla is still going to close games?

just put the yellow-on-green hat with that jersey and you've got the perfect uniform

The game's current aces always rate high on these sorts of lists because they haven't had their decline years yet. It's not really fair to compare them to guys who spent their age 38-40 seasons as replacement-level fifth starters.

Too high for my liking

>ninth inning of the WC game
>1-run lead
>Bochy sends Casilla out instead of Law because of muh postseason experience and muh veterans
>He blows the save

How hard will you rage?

Pretty hard, or just turn off my tv and climb into bed calmly, not sure which

>5-14 against the royals
>We single handedly put their injury addled triple A asses into the wild card race

Fuck you Drob. Fuck you shields. Fuck you robin. Fuck you this whole fucking team.

>put [royals'] injury addled triple A asses into the wild card race

Don't kid yourself

Jim's must watch games of the night

Orilels vs. Red Sox
Jays vs. Memeiners
Giants vs. Doyers

>tiekick
Nah

When did you guys realize that Digiornos pizza is actually disgusting?

what's wrong with Digornos?

by far the best frozen slices

KC isn't even in sniffing distance of the WC race.

First time I tried it.

Bumgarner is a superstar player and easily a first ballot HoF'er, kershaw may very well be the greatest pitcher of all time. Not being as good as kershaw cant even be looked at as a negative, no one is ever going to catch him or come close to him in our lifetime.

There's 0 chance that the royals are going to the postseason because they have no more games left vs the whos

Double dubs for truth

There's a 0% chance that the royals are going to the postseason because it's literally impossible that every team but them tanks from here on

>frozen pizza
>ketchup on toast with pasteurized processed cheese

can someone post god-tier WAGs?

Literally can't be the GPOAT without a ring

Don't understand half those words, but all i know is frozen pizza is fine once in a while. Better than bottom barrel chains like Papa John's or Domino's anyway.

I don't know, it's just too doughy and has this weird taste to it

I used to like it at least for frozen pizza, but Idk, I just don't like it anymore. I'd rather buy a Red Baron or tombstone pizza

Why is this a thing? Like why are there websites devoted to this? What's the point?

Marco's is prettygood for chain pizza though imo

are the braves ready?

>tfw you can smell the sghettis and garlic bread cookin but it's not done yet and /emelbee/ is chattin about zza

guys postseason is so close

how can other sports even compete?

pizza power rankings?

>1. local italian restaurant
>2. santa lucia
>3. gondala's
>4. those premade oven-ready pizzas that you can find at weird stores connected to grocery stores. Kind of like frozen pizzas but they're basically just uncooked legit pizzas
>5. boston pizza
>99999. dominoes

Baseball playoffs are GOAT and I feel bad for people who can't appreciate them

Don't care

Yo Cali bros

What do you like better, Mountain Mike's or Round Table?

Obviously you care enough to shit post

>M-my sport doesn't suck, j-just check the ratings

(You)

Now, now, it's not the fault of handeggers that they can't appreciate the best sport ever, they're mentally damaged. Please, they're people too.

there it is! mets win again!

time to make the barves our bitch

What's wrong with watching both though? Baseball is the comfy summer filler sport that's always on and waiting for you. Football is the "go out to the bar once a week with your bros" sport. I like baseball more, but footballs aight too

neither compare to hockey though

>neither compare to hockey though

There it is.

Baseball best sport
patricians only, no plebs allowed

There's nothing wrong with liking football 2beeonest. I'd wager that most /mlb/anons enjoy it because we are the smartest Cred Forumsartans.

But we can all agree these exclusive handeggers are dumb dumbs too dumb dumb to know the greatness of BASEDball

This year's postseason will have the greatest memes of this decade. Prove me wrong.

Pro tip: You can't.

handegg is only acceptable as a side bitch, and really as a third place side bitch

I caught a 3 day ban for off topic shitposting Monday evening last week. Sorry I let you down in the Nats series, mestbro. I can't wait for the mest to get BTFO of either the WC game or ass raped by the cusb in the NLDS, or, if by some miracle, they're lucky enough to get past that, cucked by the nast in the NLCS.
>sniff. good times. sniff. good times.

Yes it is shaping up to be a very memetastic october
>more david price playoff suckage
>doyer shitposting
>kershit sucks again
>walgreens cemented as perennial chokers if they lose in the division series AGAIN
>cusb vs meme wild card team ends up being a closer series than all the experts anticipate
>rags
>blow gays vs rags potential
>cusb LOSING to the doyers
>cusb LOSING in the world series
>cusb LOSING in the world series to the fucking RAGS

can you imagine some of these happening

>blow gays vs rags

over/under on how many times players get beaned/how many pitchers get ejected? Im guessing 8 or 9

mest-barves

How can you possibly root agains the cubbies.

The meme magic of them winning it all would be glorious

The meme magic of them losing the world series would be better
The only boring thing would be them losing to the nationals in the NLCS
If they lose the NLDS or lose to the doyers there will be a lot of shitposting

I don't think that most players/teams/manager would risk losing the chance to go to the series for stupid revenge bullshit. Next year, in the regular season it's on.
>ding, ding, ding, ding
>also, implying the jays make the playoffs/win the WC

they're way more interesting as losers than they are as winners.

Red Sox vs. Orilels

Who going to the game tonight???

Nationals have beat the Dodgers 3 times over the last 2 years. Cubs almost got swept by the Dodgers. It's our year. We actually found meme magic.

The Cubs are basically the 2013 dodgers right now. Riding a hot fucking team with superstars.

That's such a meme explanation

>orilels
kek

Dodgers because even if the Giants can scrape a couple of runs off of Kershaw and Bum finally has a good start, their bullpen will blow it anyways

I've accepted death already though so it's fine

it's fer true

Why do southern men marry fat girls? Why are southern girls so fat?

you don't know what meme magic is

Chances Kershaw strikes out 10 tonight?

it's too fucking hot to move and everything is deep fried.

Mrs Cheeseburger

Who /more excited for offseason than postseason/ here?

Can't wait to see what Hahn's so called touted "first move will reveal all" will be.

0%

>Yfw he trades Sale

marlins vs. nats

25%

lol retard

sale will get traded to houston desu

The first and most highest priority move should be to release Shields.

Managers probably wouldn't, but I gurantee even if one is a little inside and not even thrown at somebody, we're gonna see some fireworks. Its extremely hard to think beyond the game you're playing when you're actually playing.

Would be interesting but I can't trust this FO to get the kings ransom he's worth

Maybe I am a little bit for listening to Hahn/Kenny

autist

>mfw someone say Kershit and the Duddleys are going to win in the post-season near me

>mfw the based Nats finally win a playoff series and it's against the Dodgers w/o Strasburg

ballparkbiz.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/bbiz-2016-mega-rankings-9-18-16.pdf

>mfw the blaze were the 260th most elite attended team this year

Just root for the Cubs you cuck.

Kill yourself

end your "life" painfully

>whos butthurt

i don't give a shit about either team, fucknut, i just know that you're scum

No dude, you're just a weird faggot. People who aren't white sox fans think what you said was disgusting

>cuckbe swanson

>le cuck meme
XDDD

>cuck

>le 7-1 meme
XDDD

>holds up spork

>le meme meme XD

BTFO 2bh

Yeah? But his wife is still a fat ass so............

...soooo......?

Dubs confirms Nats winning the series by 88, Dudders gonna get BTFO of MLB

desu when you are mega rich it is better to marry your high school sweetheart who loved you when you were a poorfag rather than some gold digger.

Bum can still wipe his ass with $10,000 a night hookers whenever he travels for "charity"

Wait a minute I thought cows couldn't lie down and that's why they stand up while sleeping

Confirmed for fucking fat chicks

Mookie Betts is absolutely on steroids.

If not, I fucking love that guy. Theo is too based for drafting these elite manlets.

hate to break it to you user but bigger girls are generally better in bed

1. slightly thick
2. average
3. thick
4. skinny
5. skinny and attractive

1 nothing wrong with THICK girls

2 Better to marry some plain jane when you are worth $50 million bucks rather than some bimbo who will just divorcee you in 8 months

this poster is female

sorry you've only had sex with three girls dude

life gets better

off-dayndians

>you will never have a no kill farm full of sweet hearted animals that will love and cuddle you to pieces on beautiful sunny days

fils bad, fambros

Fatty fatty bo blatty.

"this one top level athlete is on steroids, but every other person is clean"- a fucking retard

checked.
Shouldnt the indians anime girl be brown?

sometimes

Sorry that you can't get skinny attractive girls bud. I don't fuck fat girls because I don't have to. Also Nats desu senpai

angels of anaheim-rags

delicious brown

please stop posting this disgusting bitch. Stop. No really, stop it. She's a washed up gremlin looking sour milk sag bag. Stop. STOP. Get your eyes checked, see a shrink, watch some nice nubile bitch on Brazzers, and STOP POSTING THIS FUCKING DISGUSTING AGED BEEF IN A TIGHT SAUSAGE CASING LOOKING OLD ASS GARGOYLE LOOKIN AZZ LEATHERY HOEBAG WHO WAS BORN IN THE 60'S

>but every other person is clean

Wow, not once did I even say anything about any other player. Betts is just doing some big shit and I don't know how sustainable it is. For example, look at how Ellsbury peaked.

Way to go trying to put words in my mouth. Get your weakass out of here, fuckboy. Stay anonymous and suck my cock the way you love to.

#REKT

we better be good next year damn it since we sacrificed the last two years

Sara Jay is my favorite brazzers girl all pornos made after 2012 are shit just like the rags

Guys.

I don't think anyone is going to be able to stop us this year.

lol m8 you've obviously never been with one, they do absolutely no work in bed because they don't have to

but keep pretending you're hot shit on /mlb/

Says who, (You)?

Hahaha. If you only knew.

city slicker confirmed

>dat arm flab
AbsolutelyDisgusting.png

We've sacrificed the last 5 years and we're not good

Have fun Braves bro, keep enjoying AJ, bustham and tflo

True story 2bh

>not having a skinny girl riding you and grinding and your dick as hard she can before collapsing her head on your chest and bouncing dat ass up and down

>not picking up anorexic chicks outside of support groups

Rest and reload
>injuns animu waifu trips

>not picking up the skinny girl while your dick is inside her and walking around the room still fucking her
>letting a fat girl get on top of you and wrenching you dick with her blubber and girth
>bumgarner

>not fucking chubbsters and skinny girls

? ISHYGDDT

why are the red sox so fucking good

this to be honest

HGH and Pilates.

lmao this thread is so ebin xDDDDDDDD

>2-10 vs the Dodgers since 2015
>0.067 BA vs Kershaw
Lol

>babby league

>not once did I say anything about any other player

Your implication basically said otherwise

You're a fucking retard and don't even understand the stupid words that you're saying

>look at how Ellsbury peaked

That has nothing to do with steroids, that's just him having a good year

Kill yourself

Do you agree, /mlb/?

cardinals vs. rockies

>mest

Red Sox will be busted for PEDs in your lifetime

Feels good man

Daily reminder that Jason Heyward continues to be paid an astronomicalastronomically large sum of money to be one of the worst offensive players in the game

Gonna change soon.
>Multiple Entries

Wow. I'm just...I'm literally shaking right now its...oh god I can't even...did a cisgendered white male just mansplain to me about twitter baseball etiquette? It really made me think and I hate that, its oppressive.

Thank you phone for fucking up my shitposting for the umpteenth time.

90 percent of jays fans never even watched a baseball game in their life yet somehow are baseball experts on Cred Forums lmfao

Most baseball fans have played baseball

Define "played baseball"

Little league baseball is not actual baseball

David Ortiz will never be inducted to the HoF

Feels good

>Tiki decided it had enough courage to show its trip on /mlb/

>but i dindu nuffin boss please let me play they're not gonna let me in the hall just please let me play one inning just one inning d-d-don't do this to me

*

what did he mean by this?

He will actually and then I'll unironically kill myself desu

>the greatest hitter the game has EVER seen will not be in the HoF because people don't like him
The BBWAA is a joke desu

he is going to the HoF and it sucks that he will yet Clemens and Bonds won't. Fuck Edgar Martinez isn't even in it smdh

i just finished a month long ban that has been going on for almost a year. Rangers have been destroying everyone i'd be shitposting on you niggas earlier. As if i'd ever be scared of haters who can only meme a word at a time

>CLE: Adam Plutko to be called up to majors to bolster starting rotation

Finally I get to see the guy and what he has. Scouting on him says he's got three pitches but throws them effectively. His MiLB stats aren't too impressive, but being he hasn't really been seen too much (like Clevinger), maybe he can pick up a W for the Tribe here where it counts.

...

Holy shit, Tiki. You're back. How was the time off?

It's funny because there are much worse people who are already in the Hall, and also people who tried to get competitive advantage by taking various drugs.
It's just all okay because they're "legends." Completely blameless angels who existed in a vacuum of great baseball and nothing bad ever happened.

Enjoy your safe space little faggot

shit sucks. I havent been able to rub it in /mlb/s face that the Rangers were going to be winning the division when this general doubted them at every turn

>Chicago Cubes

Well, now you have time. I'm looking forward to an Indians/Rangers ALCS. Discard all other options.

Rangers take it in 7

Kluber, Bauer, Tomlin, and a call up. So is Tito going to put Clevinger in the bullpen and give Anderson another go?

It'd be a good series. At least if >we fall apart for some reason, just murder Detroit or Boston. Sweeps.

No, almost sounds like Clevinger will be back in the rotation. I don't think Tito is ready to put an important game in Anderson'a hands.

This, I'm pretty sure I've heard that Aaron and Mays have both admitted that they and just about everyone were popping amphetamines back then

I guess I didn't read that Anderson will start Saturday. That sucks. Not happy about it.

pretty sure EVERY major leaguer was popping greenies from 1955-199?

You have absolutely no reading comprehension my friend

Try again

>rags

>Detroit

Literally done

>Nast with the comfy division lead conserving energy and playing it smart
>Mest panicking, having an existential crisis and mesting it up to the Barves
>getting cucked this hard by the Bryce "Is Right" Harper

Can't make it up

Cubs won't even get to 100 wins. They've completely checked out for the rest of the regular season.

It's lit.

The meme gets burried tonight.

>The meme gets burried tonight.
im sure that will be a huge relief for you
I cant imagine how difficult it must have been to watch a team you were so convinced was worse than the dodgers win 3 rings

Another innocent Jints fan about to assaulted by an autistic Mexican sperg and his crew. RIP in peace.

>yfw the Jints sweep the Doyers

Whoever wins tonight out in Cali,
/mlb/ loses.

the orioles disgust me

>Worst Coast

The master race timezone will be sleeping, don't worry about it.

SF Giants vs LA Dodgers

10:10 PM ET | 7:10 PM PT

i really hope we get another one

Alright everyone. If you haven't done so, it's time to filter for trips now!

(you've been warned)

curt schilling btfo

twitter.com/Lowenaffchen/status/777920624224264192

>based Rick the Dick has 21 dubs
>89-pitch CG
>3.08 ERA
>2.1 ERA since the break

Say it with me fellas

CY

You'd think someone who spends nearly all his time shitposting on social media would be able to handle some simple bantz

Tbqh super right wingers are almost as sensitive as super left wingers

Neither end can really handle the bantz

JA Happ will finish his career with more playoff wins than David Price.

pizza my heart

>blue gays
>making the ploffs

Wew lad

I can't wait for shittle to choke again

Probably
But there is a more deserving pitcher who will lose it because of meme stats and the fact that he plays for the shit sox rather than the bloody sox.

>tfw work at 8am tomorrow

gonna have to dream of wins ;_;

BLUE JAYS @ MARINERS

GET IN HERE FOR MEMES

STROS VS. A'S

iktf
drunk before the first pitch desu

One more and the Reds will have the new record for most dongs given up in a season.

>mest

>trashionals

>kershit's already given up a hit

I'm confused I thought he was the best pitcher of all time

pretty soon it'll just be Fat Ass Bartolo all alone in the rotation.
>all alone Colon

>a hit
calm down buddy

Nats aren't the ones fighting for post-season.

we aren't either lol, our schedule is the easiest of any of the 29 teams remaining.

and we can afford 4 losses at the minimum, possibly more

What position do you play? Is that you Assdribble?

kek

bum meltdown incoming

>muh free wins

>kerpoop

Elite Cy young Pitcher Clayton Kershaw has done it again

Jints confirmed division champs

>@mlb: Manfred "#Kershaw is washed up"; #MadBum to receive Cy Young by default

>The Dodgers' Clayton Kershaw was visibly angry after walking the Giants' Gorkys Hernandez. It was just his 10th walk of the season, compared to 157 strikeouts

BOOTY BLASTED

OFFICIAL NO-NO WATCH:

MARCO ESTRADA HAS NOT ALLOWED A HIT THROUGH 5 INNINGS

IT'S HAPPENING!

>le wild pitch le walk le gorkys hernandez le run scores le multiple le entires man

>cinco

Sounds like Post started early this year

should >we even post anymore?

NO-NO UPDATE:

MARCO ESTRADA HAS NO H***ER THROUGH 5.1 INNINGS

STAY TUNED FOR MORE

MARCO ESTRADA NO-NO STILL ALIVE THROUGH 5.2 INNINGS

KEEP WATCHING FOR MORE UPDATES

6 INNINGS IN THE BOOKS HOLY SHIT

IT'S LITERALLY HAPPENING

Nori Aoki just bunted foul with 2 strikes and nobody on base

Memeiners fan so booty blasted he's trying to jinx it

Wow what a dick

>"THAT'S OUTSIDE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT"

-jash danalson, just now

WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

KKK? That's not good!

ANODDUH SHOAH!

GET THIS ANTISEMITE OUTTA THE LEAGUE

>Clayton Kershaw
>6 ip, 1 (unearned) run

what did he mean by this?

Royals

F I S T I C U F F S

ahahhahaha this fucking gints/doyers game

BUMGARNER CHIMPOTUT WITH PUIG

real talks pweeg would murder bumgarner he has that crazy gene

>Pooegg

Why does Bumgarner always start a fight with someone?

>dont look at me
>what would you do to me

are puig and bumgarner literal autists?

yes and yes

well at least he brought his ERA down

...

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

u trying to jinx it?

>Don't look at me

Quality tactics by the Doyers

Stros win
also throwback to last season

> Reddick

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

YOU TOLD ME IT WAS UNSUSTAINABLE

HOW THE FUCK DO THE RAGS KEEP WINNING 1 RUN GAMES

REEEEEEEEEEE

its happening

Hoyl fuck their BP is about to blow it again hahaahah

i do friend
:^)

REMINDER THAT HALL OF FAME MANAGER BRUCE BOCHY TOOK OUT HIS "ACE" PITCHER WHEN HE KNOWS FULL WELL THEY HAVE ONE OF THE WORST BULLPENS IN THE GAME

I-I'M SORRY MISTER PUIG IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING

AHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAH

thank you very much

MR. PUIG I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T FUCK MY WIFE MR. PUIG

#BUMYOURFRIEND

would anyone like a full rotation of bullpen pitchers free of charge?

oh man, that was hilarious

kek, looking forward to pissboi shitposting.

BRUCE BOCHY LITERALLY TOOK OUT HIS ACE WITH 97 PITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAH

NAME A BIGGER COLLAPSE

How is it even possible?

How do the laws of statistics even allow this to happen?

>6 games back of division
>give up ground to the cardinals for 2nd WC

i dont understand the giants plan here

Oh, hey /mlb/.

cubs vs marlins 03

Red sox 4-3 bankees

Kershaw 7th inning

>The #SFGiants are now 4 for 12 in save situations in the month of September.

>The #SFGiants are now 4 for 12 in save situations in the month of September.

>The #SFGiants are now 4 for 12 in save situations in the month of September.

>The #SFGiants are now 4 for 12 in save situations in the month of September.

>The #SFGiants are now 4 for 12 in save situations in the month of September.

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

The plan is to limp into the playoffs and win the Eries

Same plan for the last 6 years

DON'T COUNT US OUT JUST YET, BOYS

>NAME A BIGGER COLLAPSE
the jays giving up a 3-0 lead in the bottom of the 9th and losing with their "elite" closer pitching right now

some of you doyers are alright
dont go to the NLCS this year

>make playoffs
>last 6 years

M's lose

Trip on proxy off, faggot

It's the plan, doesn't always work tho

GET READY

So what did Puig say?

its more than just dg that hates gints fans, you faggots were obnoxious cunts earlier in the year when you were winning and now you cant handle the banter

White Sox losing a game they lead 7-1 in in the bottom of the 9th

No seriously, trip on

"Oink! Oink!"

>had a 0.014% chance to happen
>still happened

epic

What's their secret?

They're just pretty good 2bh

WEW LAD, WHAT A FUCKING GAME

I AM HYPED AS SHIT NOW

Meme magic

DON'T LOOK AT ME

I can't fucking believe this bullpen man.

This has to be some black socks scandal type of shit

DG get in here. Shitpost with me

WE STILL IN THIS

Never thought I'd actually be happy for the doyers to win. What a world we live in.

Even though you beat us last year, I live you Metsbros, rooting for you guys in the WC.

Holy shit. They could've been leading their division if it wasn't for that trash bullpen lol

The #SFGiants have the most losses in baseball when leading after 8 innings.

I'm amazed that's not the white sox

>Condition includes needed to be leading after 8 innings

Ah nevermind

>most blown saves in the League
>still in contention

really makes me think

well see, sometimes the offense scores enough that the BP cant give up enough runs in time

other times, Cueto pitches a CG

Kek

>bumbum outduels kershit
>jints still get walked off

oh boy here we go, I don't think there's a worse outcome in terms of continual obnoxious jints-doyersfags shitposting

maybe if like bumgarner hit a salami to break up kershit's perfect game in the 8th but still went on to lose 5-4

>mfw i posted this

I believe you mean no-hitter, if it's a salami, my good leaf

>cubes can can end 100 year drought
>big papi can retire with ring
>Mets can avenge 2015
>rags can rag again
>even year meme giants
>multiple entries can have more entries

>maybe if like bumgarner hit a salami to break up kershit's perfect game in the 8th but still went on to lose 5-4
Ooooh boy I am laffin
I want this to happen next year even more than I want a >rags collapse

>in conditions I deem fair

reminder you can have baserunners and still be throwing a perfect game

Trip on DG

>current year plus arbitrary number
>not knowing about fielding errors

>baseballtown
>almost became tampa bay giants in the 90's

>pissboi LITERALLY does not know what a perfect game

Rays IMO

but it didnt

>"Perfect" game
>"Errors"

Oxymoronic

Fám my phone died in the mid 8th.
anybody trying to get out thru the Sunset exit?

Literally have not moved an inch in 20 fucking minutes.

Somebody caught a body on the street and cops are in the area.

Funny shit. Man this was the craziest 9tj innings of the year. Even better than that nats game where Urias stuck out Harper 3x and walked off on a Puig inside the park.

I was literally in euphoria during that adventure.

Literally high off life rn

>hit a salami to break up kershit's perfect game in the 8th
>hit a salami (bases need to be loaded)
>perfect game in the 8th
>perfect game
>perfect game with bases loaded
>perfect
DG and his stats

WEW LAD

desu I still think the dodgers are gonna lose the series 2-1

>tfw white kid form cali
>tfw always a giants fan
>tfw not some fag from SF
>tfw torture will never end

I'M IN THE CAR AHEAD OF YOU

STICK YOUR FUCKIN HEAD OUT

SHOW ME THAT MEMELORD FACE

MEANWHILE

on that note, has anyone ever hit a papa slam to break up a no-hitter? or at least pitchers combined to have their no-hitter broken up with a salami? somehow doubt a manager would leave a pitcher in after three straight walks late in the game

>tfw white kid from the central valley
>tfw always a dodgers fan
>tfw never a traffic cuck in LA
>tfw forever a piss chugging beaner due to one tripfag on sp

did you see the gamethread? at the end it was just americans talking about wanting to be cucked by canadian bulls and wanting superior canadians seed in their girlfriends

What the FUCK was Pence doing?

>tfw that was me

I SAID NO BULLY MMR

Scully is 89 and probably legit fucked up. I have heard people say he has short term memory loss that people get before dementia or something. He is retiring because he wants to die in peace and away from the public eye

There was a game when he played for the Astros where he butchered a play so bad that he ended up giving up an inside the Spiderman. I still miss him though.

sucking cock

not your fault the Jays refballed the fuck out of that game

>tfw my rally hats gave the dodgers strength

>inside the Spiderman

?

I always stay for the roasting even after an L.

Why is FRISCO no fun?

Fuck Madison Bumshit.

Epic. Fucking L.

Inside-the-parker
Inside the park home run

I warned you no get cocky user :^)

Optimism is fine, but bold declarations are a bit much.
I declared Miley would turn his shit around after the trade, did I?

Clayton Kershaw truly is the GOAT

but he had nothing to do with this

haha I get it now

Just took a shot of zzzquil to take me out of my misery. The worst part will be in the morning when I wake up and remember what happened.

This fucking bullpen man I swear

Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game

Reminder Kershaw needs 15 innings to take home his 5th MLB ERA title.

15 (quince) innings.

He needs an 8 and 7 inning outing to make it.

but kershit is a six-inning kinda guy now

Listening to KNBR and listening to other Giants fans calling in cracking up mentally and losing it on air is making me feel better about losing my own sanity

I don't know man, it's somehow reached the point where's it actually funny now

Just drink famalam

I do at nights I need a reminder that there are sorrier folks out there.

stay mad cucks

How mad are you going to be when bumshit gets tired of your bullpen costing him wins and comes over to the dodgers to bring us 3 WS titles?

Why don'y they just put Bumgarner in the bullpen?

Lol, who's going to take Bumgarner's spot in the rotation? The bullpen?

Bumgarner can't pitch every inning

Jays fans are truly classless

What if they put their relievers in to start the game, and then bring Bumgarner in for the 2nd/3rd-9th

>Bumgarner can't pitch every inning
Just wait until the playoffs

>Just wait until the playoffs

For what? The Giants aren't making the playoffs and even if he was traded to a team that will, he'd be ineligible.

Jays fans are some of the best in baseball, stop speaking out your ass

Woah

I think Seattle has the worst

t. lifelong jays fan since aug 2015

Nah făm

He didn't even try to beat him to the plate.

Such is the Giants.

this is true

...

>Josh have you seen my car keys?
>No
>Josh I left them right over there on the tabl...

Whats with all the white v-necks?

Got home just saw quick pitch.

It was the defense who lost the game. It's why Strickland just stood on the mound in amazement.

...

Love his passion for the game. Should win MVP again imo

why are umps always like half a foot taller than the players, it really undermines the impact

dunno prob some frat dudes

>Bum playing with Puig
He'll go east my friend.

>Average Dodger fan

That's a jays fan

He had a push for a repeat in his 3 homer game. Too bad he went 0 for 25 and then missed 3 games immediately after.

My bad

bruh...

strawpoll.me/11263880
strawpoll.me/11263880
strawpoll.me/11263880

You baiting retards are fucking something else

Bumgarner is literally too simple and retarded to go anywhere else. You guys don't get it. The dude is an indentured servant to the San Francisco Giants. He's like a dog. He just knows that he's getting paid money to play for a team that he's won with 3 times before. He probably barely understands what's going on around him. He doesn't care. If he does go somewhere else it won't be of his own volition

mercurynews.com/2015/03/22/giants-bumgarner-has-no-regrets-over-contract/

>"[Bumgarner] was asking for it. I don't know what he expected to happen." - Kershaw on the Puig confrontation

Mets WS desu

>Bochy on pulling Bumgarner: "We talked. I'll leave it at that."

>rangers getting hyped up to choke AGAIN

I CAN'T TAKE IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

all three are utter bitches
it's just that bumgarner is alpha and the doyer bitches are beta bitches

at least you have a chance to do better than you did in last year's postseason
I don't have much confidence in the Las Vegas 51s to pull off meme magic against the cusb

Former MLB umpire Tim McClelland is 6'6 and i don't know his name but there's a pretty young umpire right know that's like 6'7

Being a truck driving faggot really sucks.

>tfw will not get to shitpost while watchin the postseaaon

What did they mean by this?

Who /ReadyForPostseasonScreenMemes/ here

>estrada still leads the AL in BAA (4th in the majors) despite having an ERA over 6 in his last 7 starts (not counting today)

damn I know his WHIP was godly before he became shit but that's still impressive

Perfect

Awww

I'm a NEET who wants to suicide. At least you're making money

I work very closely with truck drivers. I hope you don't work for Oakley...

Special shoutout to the '64 Kansas City A's ... the first team in history to give up 220 HR in a season, and the only team until 1987 to do so.

They were bad. Worse than this year's Reds, and worse than the '96 Tigers.

I really just love his passion. He cares so much about winning. It's very admirable of him. If everyone played liked Josh, Puig, Harper, Machado, Ventura, etc. Baseball would even a greater interest from the youth.

Im not even being cheeky.

Someone needs to ask some real nigga hour baseball trivia to save me from my pain

Doesn't he need more as he only has 135 innings right now?

Oh shit is it 135 or 129?
OMG he's 10 innings away.
It's 145 innings to qualify for league titles.

The Detroit Fulmer kid just recently hit 145 which has him as the AL ERA leader.

Holy shit tho.
10 innings.

>FUCK THIS SHIT.

Jajaja im fucked up. It's 162 innings.

Not happening this season. Beautiful story tho huh?

I really hope you're not this retarded

Isn't it 1 inning per every game played.

So he would need to get to 162 innings for 162 games the Dodgers played in a season, therefore making it impossible.

So it's settled:

1. Cubs
2. Nationals
3. Dodgers
4. Mets
5. Cardinals

1. Rangers
2. Red Sox
3. Indians
4. Orioles
5. Blue Jays

nice "try" west divisions

Holy shit you actually were that fucking stupid

How do you even pretend to be a baseball fan?
Literally all you do is circlejerk Kershaw and shit on everything else unless you're baiting. How do you honestly enjoy spending all of your time being...this

Mad at me or mad at Kershaw? Maybe just mad at urself?

...so you've literally still said nothing of actual substance...

Why did you pee on that girl? You know that's rape, right?

This is some powerful shitposting

>Hurrr u forgot da innings qualifier for the ERA title AND THAT MAKES ME MAAAAD

Isn't Tanaka the leader right now by a bit?

literally still throwing shitty incoherent bait at nobody at 1:30 in the morning all alone in your room...I'm not mad bro, just sad for you and disappointed

I'd feel bad for the M's, but fuck facing those niggas in an elimination game. They kicked our asses solidly the last two seasons and they'd be fired up AND stocked on Cruz missiles at OPACY.

>DG unironically doesn't know what a qualified pitcher is

Explains a lot to be honest. Fucking exposed

I'd say put Paxton in normally but if it's against the O's, might as well let Iwakuma style all over those fools again.

maybe some year...

1. Tanaka - 2.97
2. Sale - 3.03
3. Fulmer (1 inning from qualifying) - 3.03

And Fulmer only has 2 more starts left (148.2 IP) so he just needs 13.1 innings and one will be against the Indians and probably the Twins

>All those dummmmmmmmies who thought Memechez, Memequin, and Memezara had a chance even though Fulmer had 100.2 innings of a 1.43 ERA, 33 1/3 scoreless inning streak AND a CGSO of the Texas Rangers.

>had

Go to bed and dream about hitting a high fastball, Tyler..

These digits PROVE the Yankees end the season 88-74 and make the playoffs.

I notice Brad has been much less based lately.

>mfw its happening
doyer bros

is this our year?

>DG also doesn't know what a perfect game is

What the hell does DG know anyway? Definitely not baseball.

These digits are for 8th inning pitchers

And so is this picture

bochy's doghouse is getting more crowded every save opp

WAIT UH SEKKING ANDY PETTITE IS A STAWTIN PITCHA! ANDY PETTITE IS A STAWTIN PITCHA HES WUN ALMOST 2 HUNDRID GAMES!

Magic number is now 5

>needing more than 146 games to clinch

>Le win-loss for pitchers doesn't matter maymay

t. Porcello haters

Cardinals desu senpai

>no Jints in the playoffs
>barely scrapping a wild card spot
>meet

We going all the way.

Dodgers are the new meme team. This current Cardinals team is either dying in the WC against syndergaard or dying against the Cubs.

Actually jays fans are some of most obnoxious cancer out there.
Along with cubs fans doyers fans and yankmee fans

It just might work tho

*If everyone played like Altuve
ftfy

Hey buddy you forgot about someone

>tigers' leaf fag spamming the general over jints collapse

Elite?

>tfw a starfish has a better ass than you

>over 30
>back problems
>gets taken deep by big designated hitter dick on the reg

Too bad he couldn't string the late 2015 and pre asb 2016 into one season. He was looking elite as fuck for a good while.

lmao

>not working exclusively your glutes for hour on ends
What are you, stupid?

>LA hat

t that weird skinny kid with glasses at my gym

>tfw 28 blown saves by the bullpen

CY

YOUNG

Whatever desu, I'm just happy bum didn't pitch like trash

LMFAO

How many times have """You"""" been to the ballpark mate?

If not don't talk shit

Dude as a neutral, that was one of the best pitching performances i've seen all season. He was fucking insane.

Which made the 9th inning all the more bitter.

His no hit bid before the all star break was probably better, he's been pretty mediocre since.
I was pretty annoyed Bochy took him out just because of the benches clearing, dude Stuck out seager 3 times. He could've easily thrown a CG

yeah i think he could have gone 9 with something like 120 pitches

would have been worth it in such a big game (one where you're also about to beat their ace)

jej. marlels also have 28 and jints have 29

>turn on dan le batard show
>with stugatz
>dan is losing his shit
>because of madbum
kek

I didn't know the marlins had a shit bullpen, guess that's why they collapsed

>the corpse of K-Rod has 43 saves

Coke or Pepsi?

water you an idiot?

Where did you see "water" on that post, american education?

coconut juice

Iced tea

what ace can you see being lit up tonight?

for some reason i feel like lester is gonna gonna get bombed by the Reds

Huezil is immune to dad jokes apparently

Who /clinched their divison/ here

>walgreens

New thread when?

who /not eliminated yet/

reported for proxyfaging

new

Injuns desu

>Mets panicking with 1st WC spot
>Cucked by someone who's hitting .242
>0 playoff series wins