Official based Texas thread

Are we the best sports state now?

NFL: Cowboys 16 home games with promising young QB, Texans 2-0 best pass rush in NFL
NBA: Spurs WCF favorites, rockets and Mavs perennial playoff contenders
NHL: Stars best team in the Western Conference
MLS: Dynamo and FC Dallas are good
MLB: Who fucking cares? I think the Rangers and Astros are decent but no one gives a fuck about baseBORE
NCAA: Texas and TAM are good. Most great recruits come from Texas

Plus GOAT economy, food, culture, laws and barely any minorities

How can you compete?

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I like the music coming from Texas

You can deny it all you want, but deep down you know the Cowboys will never achieve anything noteworthy. The Texans are quite exciting though.

>white
>culture

Ok lol

>Texass
>good
They lost to fucking Cal

texas is a cool state. been there twice

>barely any minorities

>Plus GOAT economy, food, culture, laws and barely any minorities

Haha no. How's Austin doing by the way?

>promising young QB
>incapable of handling decent pass rushes

>barely any minorities
8/10 solid bait OP

>texans 2-0
>rockets
>mavs
>furpuck
>spicdive
>doesnt watch baseball
>amateur sports
git the fuck out my goddamn state fag

>rockets and Mavs perennial playoff door mat
FTFY

>barely any minorities

Yah Texas is so great until you can't buy a car on Craig's list because they all speak Spanish.


North Texas panhandle ain't bad.. Fuck Houston. Used to live by the NRG stadium. Never seen so many trannys

How is the economy in Texas not GOAT?
How are our open carry laws not GOAT?
How is your Republican culture not GOAT?

And I live in an area with barely any minorities. Due to our stand your ground laws, I can shoot whoever I want under the pretense of self defense.

Your economy sucks ass in much of South Texas. Your education system is fucked as well

The majority of Texas has a GOAT economy

That's why over 5 million Californians have moved here since 1970

>barely any minorities

I mean, white people are a minority in Texas and there are barely any white people in Texas

That's how it would make sense.

Haha no. They just want to have a vacation house since you knuckleheads have them for so cheap.

>barely any minorities
>biggest radio stations in texas are spanish
>most watched league in texas is Liga MX
>barely any minorities

Not only that but their only relevant team (the Spurs) are located in the town with the most minorities.

Really makes you think.

>doesn't even include UH
Kill yourself austin faglord

Go spurs go!

Most Hispanics in Texas are white

You americans sure got a confusing concept of what's white and wrong.
>obama

>tfw UH is even more of a liberal wasteland than UT

Based Texas

>barely any minorities

i can only talk to DFW. but;
>oak cliff (black)
>35w and 30 (hispanic)
>east of mesquite on 20/175 (hispanic)
>richardson (korean)
>coppel (indian)

However, that aside, yeah Texas kicks ass.
[spoiler] go $(ers.

>barely any minorities

White hispanic here

this copypasta is stale as fuck

>barely any minorities

every time

>lists irrelevant puck and my little soccer
>says who cares about basedball

>Not supporting the Rangers
>Or even the Astros

>Barely
>Any
>Minorities

texas sucks at baseball so they pretend not to like it.

Most people in Texas don't watch that unathletic shit

Bump for Texas pride

Fuck all you libs

Most people in Texass aren't athletic

Have you been here? There's a reason why we spend $50 million on HS football fields

because you're white niggers who don't know how to manage money.

Don't forget:

>Frisco (poo in loo)
>Plano (Korean/Chink)
>Mckinney (black)

Sports next to politics is what occupies most Texans'days.

We're also busy running the American economy so we can spend however we please.

Actually Texas has some of the highest obesity rates in the country

espn.com/dallas/story/_/id/10528972/cracks-force-closure-60m-stadium-allen-texas

>A $60 million Texas high school stadium that got national attention for its grandeur and price tag will be shut down indefinitely 18 months after its opening

Proof? We have an active outdoors lifestyle here, plus most of the food here is pretty healthy

stateofobesity.org/lists/highest-rates-adult-obesity/

>Texas
>Good
>smoked by unranked Cal

LMAO yeah sure buddy

>NFL
Cowboys will fail to make the playoffs, Houston will be one and done, maybe two if they luck into a Bengals WC game again
>NBA
Spurs will actually be too old to compete this year, will still make the playoffs but will flame out early, Mavs and Rockets are going to be shit and will not even get in
>NHL
the Benn meme will be exposed and then he'll get hurt for the rest of the season, the Stars will just lose out on the final WC spot thanks to the Wild
>MLB
Asstros won't get the final WC, Rangers can probably reach the WS but they'll fall to the Giants even-year meme
>NCAA
the Longhorns are mediocre having only barely beaten a bad Notre Dame team and losing to a shit Cal team, A&M is in the wrong conference to be of any relevence
>MLS
>caring about low-tier minor leagues

everything else is insignificant

The Giants won't even make the playoffs they have sucked such dick since the all star break, and the WS will be red sox v Cubs

Doesn't take into account that obese people include those who are really muscular....

To be fair, all of Cal's best players are from Texas.

This is just because of the Mexicans and other darkies.

Grasping at straws there, chubby.

>Plus GOAT economy, food, culture, laws and barely any minorities
>barely any minorities

That Texas BBQ is clogging your mind and your arteries

The only "good" Cal player from Tx is Webb, and he isnt good

Yeah if you take out the Mexicans and blacks Texas would shoot to the top of the list

that's not a source of pride anymore user

>16 home games
Where? not in dallas for sure

kek KEK

>delusional Texasfags

holy shit

That happened literally once

Every other game the Cowboys have is 16 home games and even that game it was only FOX showing 49er fans

bleacherreport.com/articles/2221415-tony-romo-and-jason-witten-say-texans-fans-turned-home-game-into-a-road-game

literally the same year

I'm a season ticket holder and you're wrong, you're the worst kind of Cowboys fan and you give decent fans a bad name.

Misleading

First of all the white uniforms are all Dallas fans. SF doesn't use white
Second of all that game probably took place in SF

No, Cowboys fans are mostly fairweather, they don't show up to games unless their team is hyped to hell.

That's why Jerry Jones always tries to pick the biggest name in the draft every year

>Cowboys fans cant even identify their own stadium

most """people""" in texas are mexicans and only care about divegrass

>barely any minorities

>blue endzone turf
and when did gore join the cowboys?

Typical cowboys fan who has never even watched his team play.

>This is just because of the Mexicans and other darkies.

>barely any minorities

>cowboys have white jerseys with red numbers
>frank gore is a cowboy
>the city of texas

>2011: Cowboys fans are the worst fans on Cred Forums
>2012: slightly overshadowed by xhehawks fanboyism, still one of the worst fanbases regardless
>2013: seacucks bandwagoning peaks, cowboys still top 2 but can hide behind seattle fans
>2014: sea bandwagoners BTFO and cowboys reclaim top of the worst fanbase chart
>2015: still the worst
>2016: STILL the worst

cowboys fans should pray the shecucks win another super bowl

So what's the verdict on Texas and minorities?

Isn't this more of a sign of how many Commiefornian refugees there are in Texas?

No it just means literally everybody from Texas is a bandwagoner, even cowshit fans

source: i live in mckinney

You know how many ethnic Californians have moved to Texas?

Most of the Asian, black and white population are California refugees

I think it's more a sign of a successful franchise and how many Mexicans live in texas

>You know how many ethnic Californians have moved to Texas?
No but neither do you, faggot.

What is it like being this delusional?

Let's compare franchise success

Cowboys:
16 home games
Promising young QB
Coach has actually won a playoff game
Most valuable franchise

Whiners:
No one goes to games
Blaine Gabbert at QB
Chip Kelly exposed
No one outside of Commieland is a fan

Gee who would you rather be?

...

Barely any

Don't listen to him, he's using tranny tumblr logic so he clearly is not in a sane state of mind.

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

White people

Barely any white people

That makes sense

Why are so many Californians obsessed with Texas?

You have your own failed state to live in. Leave us alone

the only one mentioning California here is you

Texas BBQ is probably the best in the country

No other BBQ comes close

>Texans constantly mention how many Californians move to their state like it's a badge of honor
>claim California is obsessed with them

Top kek. California literally never thinks about Texas ever. We're too busy smoking weed enjoying the weather and surfing our God tier beaches

There's a shit ton of hispanics but they're better integrated than in California for example. Dividing Texas into whites and minorities doesn't make that much sense, since Texas culture has a lot of hispanic influence in the first place.

Why are Texas so obsessed with California?

>why are you obsessed with the millions of Commies moving into Texas

Gee I dunno

Yeah the difference between whites and Hispanics in Texas is small. Hispanics in Texas are virtually white people

>Commies
That Texas education.

t. Juan Garcia

>Hispanics in Texas are virtually white people
This thread is fucking hilarious. From retarded Cowboys fans to delusional Texasfags. Good thread pham.

You don't live here so you don't understand

Look at Selena Gomez - she's the average Texas Mexican

Most Hispanics here are either Tejano or white Mexican

you tried this exact same bait on Cred Forums and everyone laughed you out of the thread, why would you try it here

>Selena Gomez
>white
Please stop. My cheeks hurt.

I'm not saying she's white. She's culturally white and acts like the average Texas Mexican

>implying patsfags aren't the absolute worst

Spurs are literally the best team in the Western Conference

They probably think that the Soviet Union is still a thing.

Sad really.

Texas is the best

Bump, where are my Texas bros at? Shithole of Corpus Christi checking in.

Southlake reporting in

>A fanbase stuck in the past and another that shits the bed when it gets cold
>Old players, swaglords, and Cuban's cucks
>>furpuck in Texas
>>MLS
>Choke artists and choke artists
>The most hated team in college sports and a team that tries too hard and repeatedly falls on its face

We kind of suck at sports right now, famalama

Dude, you seen Dak play? He's forreal

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literally no HEB or Stripes shoutouts yet
fuck off califags start your own thread

HUE

When Jerry Jones dies, Texas will shut down for a week of mourning.

Resident of Texas here

I'll be throwing a party of celebration.

>commiefornia
>not stalinist safehaven

What city do you hail from, /texas/?

>One
>Strike
>Away

Grew up in Mission, Tom Landry's hometown

Ooooh, he beat the fucking Redskins at the last minute, I'm so impressed. Come back to me when Dallas beats Cincy and Green Bay.

Texas is best

H-E-B > Publix/Wegmans/every other store

Midland. We've got oil and shitty high school football.

To be fair Midland put up a hell of a game against DeSoto. Why Yenzer didn't let DeSoto score and let Midland have 1:30 to make a TD is beyond me.

it's pretty much like that everywhere, unless you're from suburban Houston/Dallas
none of the Valley teams are good but Sharyland ended up on the ESPN top 10 a few years ago cuz of a 109 yard kickoff return

HEB is GOAT

I barely know any Mexicans and rarely see them

just saw my sister a few days ago
she got me tacos from my favorite shack
forgot to ask for big chip cookies =((((((((((((((((

That's because you rarely go outside you fucking lard.

if any of you guys end up in the valley go here plz and eat an order of bacon egg bean and cheese tacos for me

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Wow...so the last time they did something even remotely noteworthy was 1995.

Texit when?

Best rap music

youtube.com/watch?v=JVZVmeuFXNk

>mike Jones
WHO?

Call TWO EIGHT ONE THREE THREE OH EIGHT ZERO ZERO FOUR

are you seriously saying that you didn't know about their 1990's dynasty? did you just start watching football this season?

>barely any minorities

Ohohohoho

Who wants to bet in 2 weeks the Cowboys are going to be the home team @ SF.

How is the food in Texas?

Bump for GOAT state

>barely any minorities
>35% Mexican
>predicted to be 50% in 15 years
>tons of nig nogs
t.resident of Texas

B-bu-but aren't most Mexicans in Texas White?

Oh, I'm aware. But that poster seems to be implying that being NFC East Champions is something noteworthy.

>A&M is in the wrong conference to be of any relevence
>SEC
>irrelevant

he meant they wont be relevant because bama and the like will kick their shit in and they'll never reach the cfp

But A&M is only behind Alabama and maybe Ole Miss

>Carrollton Koreans
>Garland Vietnamese

At least Korean BBQ is baller but
>tfw in Frisco

>mad at 1 strike away

When will Texas recover and stop pretending they don't care about baseball?

Because we don't care about boreball

>Not caring for MLS
When there's a goat trophy to win????

Why do so many people hate Texas?