/HEEM/ - NOTHING RELEVANT EDITION

Cyborg
Barao
Nelson
Felder
Spicely
Pepey for bants

Any chance you got picks and goofs from the last card?

overeem is the whitest mma fighter apart from his skin

can't hate my man. for sure get some schaub into your life though

Have you watched episode 2 of Rosebedded lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=BiIerlZL6x4
youtube.com/watch?v=BiIerlZL6x4
youtube.com/watch?v=BiIerlZL6x4
youtube.com/watch?v=BiIerlZL6x4
youtube.com/watch?v=BiIerlZL6x4

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or he just copied and pasted it

come on don't be silly

dc mm

JUSTINO
BARÃO
NELSON
FELDER
SANTOS
DE LA TORRE

It's because he spent the first 6 years of his life in England and was raised by his Dutch mom. He's my favorite MMA fighter to listen to talk, seems like a pretty bright guy.

wew lad this is truly the most in-depth comment a cagefighting connoisseur would expect from (You)

thanks

is she "becoming a man" or deciding she is a "lesbian" in her mid twenties?

Cyborg
Nover
Big Country
Trinaldo
Spicely
De La Torre

Rose is a more ghetto version of Steph Curry

>forgot le proxy

Will Alvarez join the support group soon?

copy and pasted news links that happened today when the other threads today didn't have them

yeah sure he just so happens to create helpful links in the exact same format dude, total coincidence lol

I don't get why she acts like she's black, Her parents are European immigrants and she's from the midwest.

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oh hey wow look at that I BTFO'd all of you again what a surprise

You = BTFO desu

appropriating minority culture is the new cool thing

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Cyborg
Barao
Silva
Felder
Spicey
Pepe

kinda like how you appropriate my modern society

yeah dude spain copied the helpful links and news sperg's reply to the previous op lmao

minority """""culture"""""

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>I can be your girlfriend tonight?

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is this the new cuckposting?

Reminder that the most entertaining thing Woodley ever did was get knocked out by Nate Marquardt

das raciss

that insulting post is amazing

>YOU HAVE CANCER IN YOUR POOL VAGINA
What did she mean by this

cyborg
barao
nelson
felder
spicely
pepe

seems bretty clear to me

Guys do you think her and Rose are more than just training partners?

"Pool vagina" is new to me, but sure I suppose it's relatively self explanatory

>Mfw how triggered you are

The dog?

i don't know and i don't care

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I BTFO'd everyone again = )

>tfw you realize Brendan Schaub is literally the most talented man in history

REKT SHOTSFIRED DAAAYYYUUUUUMMMM

you definitely blew him DA FUCK out

>once you go ngannou you cant go back

Anyone want to bang and stand?

"W-wow Uriah you're way more blackslosive than Pat."

christ you're retarded >rosecucks

how disappointed is your father? he just wanted a son and he got a faggot.

>tfw your boy has to fight the Soldier of God

Send The Chris your energy. He needs as much of it as he can get.

youtube.com/watch?v=dgV6sK1p0ws

joerogangetsaboneroveryoelromeo.wmv

\o/

LETS GO MY BOY

heem urselle

ah, fuck it, who am I kidding, I don't like the yoel either

it's just a bit of banter lad calm down

Weidman struggled to finish Machida and Romero heem'd him stiff. I'm not doing MMA math here but looks like a pretty clear path to victory for Yoel. He's the better grappler and has KO power.

Gonna need a lot of energy.

>tfw no rose and mishka family

Chris will wreck him. Foreign born, middle aged, steroid users are his specialty.

>retarded cuckposter

i-i-its just banter l-lad

Don't think the chris needs my energy to walk through that fight desu

relax pat

Guys how is Yoel so big if Cuba is a desolate shithole?

>t. cuckposter

>State of these shook weidman gringos

weidtrash is finished

The interracial porn I masturbate to in my free time is none of your business sir.

But I want yoel "the natty Christcuck" Romero to win

Also, does Romero have the best body in the ufc or what?

>appropriating

Is that you tumblr?

still
>t. cuckposter

What's got you white haters so riled up today? You get drug raided?

whatever bro

same cuckfag, get lost. take your faggotry to Cred Forums

>Also, does Romero have the best body in the ufc or what?

I fucking knew Rogan posted here.

>white haters

Poor persecuted victim

;_;

the white hating is reaching new levels tho

not true

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Sorry, I forgot nigger loving cucklord with his puckered asshole speared on an ebony member was the preferred terminology.

it is true, go post off-topic at Cred Forums

>filename

New best /heem/ inside joke.

You are way too mad right now. Go for a run boy.

Yoel is overrated as all fuck, expect him to come into this fight off PEDs or pop before the fight even happens.

Would she dominate wmma? I mean look at that potential.

>someone saved my screencap and uses it right before i post

cool

leave stormcucks

/heem/ is love

>posts off-topic gay spam
>calls regular people mad

you're simply wrong, leave.

>Yoel is overrated

You mean Weidman is overrated. The average age of his last 5 wins has been 38 years old.

IT IS ALLLLLL OVER

Why does doing MMA increase your chance of getting a staph infection?

I think Weidman is a little overrated tbhfamalam

I don't dispute the wins vs Silva like other retards, Weidman is a great stylistic counter to him

But he's also on knees that are blown the fuck out and is coming off a hellacious beatdown because of a stupid as fuck meme kick

I think Yoel could pose some problems for sure

go spam elsewhere

it's very simple

And how old is Yoel again?

link me to the spam

What gay spam did I post dummy? You're getting emotional.

>when you look like hillary clinton at 20

Stop you're making me sad my boy no longer fight professionally at a high level any more.

these two faggots are our "American cuck posters"

cuz you are rolling around in other people's sweat

So just the right age to beat Romero?

Shitty gyms not bleaching the mats regularly.

Sweaty mats are a bacteria breeding ground. Also assholes not washing their gear

She has huge hands she would need the largest WMMA gloves

lmao how did you not think about this before posting it you goof

cyborg
barao
nelson
felder
spicely
pepe GUH

is this shooped?

He's 38. Which means if he wins, he still continues to be overrated cause he can only beat up old men who are off the juice.

schaub bless ;P

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how to avoid?

I literally didn't post anything that can be construed as "cuck" you paranoid gringo.

>playing fetch with dog montage
rose has a boring life.

>this cheeto finger

you need to calm down for sure my man, maybe use a banana

i didnt post any cuck shit. stop being triggered over seeing a black dude you virgin bitch

Use DEFENSE Soap, buy with codeword ROGAN

drink bleach and win, liarscum ;^)

>dont train with open cuts or wounds of any kind
>clean yourself and your shit thoroughly as soon as you're done
>try to avoid training with dirtbags (hard to avoid)

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>my pussy lol
meganposter?

Take a walk gringo

>rosecuck
>confirmed lying faggot

Yep. Here's the unshooped version

There is no single Rose poster. There is no single Schaub poster. Just like there is no "dubs poster" on Cred Forums,

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PLEASE, SOMEONE PLEASE POST ROGANS DUDE KETTLEBELL LMAO PASTA

take a shower, cuckposter

calm down bud

top kek, nice reading comprehension cuckchamp

ok nvm, found it fags, there you go:

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>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
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cue the hempforce mustard

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>only 2 cucks both confirmed schaub posters

I expected more, where is the brit?

this thread is not very good

Needs more Schaub my man, less chetto fingers, more BBC, ya know?

Ngannou

ngannou

Rate this week's card:

Main Card (10 PM ET, FS1)

Cris Cyborg vs. Lina Lansberg
Renan Barao vs. Phillipe Nover
Roy Nelson vs. Antonio Silva
Paul Felder vs. Francisco Trinaldo
Thiago Santos vs. Eric Spicely
Mike De La Torre vs. Godofredo Pepey

Preliminary Card (8 PM ET, FS1)

Gilbert Burns vs. Michel Prazeres
Michinori Tanaka vs. Rani Yahya
Jussier Formiga vs. Dustin Ortiz
Vicente Luque vs. Hector Urbina

Preliminary Card (6:30 PM ET, Fight Pass)

Alan Patrick vs. Stevie Ray
Luan Chagas vs. Erick Silva
Glaico Franca vs. Gregor Gillespie

Schaub bless you ;P

>Mfw I made a gringo lose his cool online

I'm fucking done with all of you faggots. Yes I'm mad, you won, I'm gone. Enjoy your cuck life you unironic losers.

If you aren't a racist isolationist, with no respect for science or economics then you are a cuck.

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And I thought FN94 was the low point/10

Lmao

will get WMMA banned after what Cybogr does to Lina / 10

TOP KEK

schaub bless you

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for sure wash off that cheeto dust and get some real schaub in your life

roganposting is bestposting

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lmao @ur """lyfe"""

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Reminder that Rory MacDonald got paid $60k for the ass whooping he got at UFC 189.

Not even enough to cover nose surgery.

Schaub looking in great shape, is he gearing up for a come back? If so then the HW division is in big trouble, he has great hands and best jiu jitsu in the division hands down.

friendship won in the end.

UFC covers the surgery
plus he has FREE healthcare

travesty

arent Rashguards to prevent this too or are they for something else?

He's making more money doing podcasting then he ever did fighting so probably not.

>not taking the Schaub dick

are you being ironic right now? ;)

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this post was a joke about rogans product shilling btw

making cyborg fight at 140 is criminal

Rashad, Romero, and Woodley will all win at UFC 205 and there's not a DAMN thing any of you can do about it.

schaub bless you my man

Who'll play her in the inevitable biopic ?

Yeah, you guessed it right.

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Is Warrior the only legit MMA movie ever made? That shit is 5 years old too.

He fell down on purpose. Look at his face he is clearly acting.

He would never admit it at the time, but he used to be chubby. I think he could make 205.

>cyborg is 165
>her fight is in a couple of days at 140

>LOSING TO A 30 YEAR OLD POLISH MAID

youtube.com/watch?v=VchULdvgAEM

ed soares is damn savage

ufc is the nfl
bellator is cfl
LFA is the NCAA

rest are all arena football

intentionally falling backwards doesn't mean he didn't also get hit.

Schaub said he saw Nate in the grocery store and he told him he fell down on purpose to try to get Conor to engage him on the ground. Probably just verbal shitposting tho from Nate.

makes no sense, since she's fighting another featherweight.

nope

Her clit has to account for at least 10 lbs.

Do you think Conor would have finished the fight OTG?

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What are some athletes from other sports, that would dominate MMA if they started from a young age?

I'd pick this guy, his work ethic is crazy.

When you join a gym, ask how often they clean the mats.

If they can't answer or don't do it minimum daily gtfo

Wash your gear after every session.

If you do get anything, tell your coach and stay off the mat

UFC really should hire a bodybuilding posing coach for weigh ins to teach these niggas how to do a front double bicep.

Thats clearly bullshit. He is trying to grab the fence. The only I can believe is the last one, where he got hit through the guard and immediately fell. It felt weird. Although it is is very likely he fell down to recover knowing Conor wouldn't pursue. That makes alot more sense than "I fell down on purpose to get Conor into my guard." That lying crackhead ese

I was being sarcastic. Its pretty clear that his bell was rung.

He also has mad cardio.

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+30k from Reebok for title challenge
+50k for FOTN
+likely locker room bonus (Few K's probably)

Anything else you'd like to know, bird brains?

raccoon monkey fightfu

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Dat outie roidclit

ngannou

>what is insurance

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Oh Jesus, it's like she has a chode.

Schaub bless

>gets in your guard
>does a 180
>starts going balls deep anal

wut do?

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If Conor landed the shot better it could have put him out

so does this mean paige is natty because she doesn't have a visible chode clit

cute

>working

better if she had a dick desu

>work

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there are hotter sluts in my neighbourhood

>you will never make thousands of dollars simply because you were born with a vagina, large breasts, and facial symmetry

JDIMSA

>t jealous cucks

she's working hard

weigh in joanna looks pretty spooky, definitely goblinesque

let's be real, i'm sure she's super high maintenance and spends a lot of time on makeup/hair and staying trim

even so, hardly a tough gig

>work

*raises paw*

how?

>Schaub looking in great shape

she has a job unlike you

they're walmart greeters on steroids, I don't envy them, imagine having to tolerate pasty nerds trying to take pics with you for hours on end

that's great shape to anyone outside of insecure body dysmorphic bodybuilding forums

true desu, not a bad gig for them really, they could have ended up in porn

Eh... but look at his posture as soon as he dropped

Stipe is 4 inches taller and in better shape

NO EXCUSES

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looks sexy af, not tyrone or ngannou tier but close

>those injection marks

I would say it's not great shape for a fighter but shlob isn't a fighter anymore so I don't see an issue

>stipe is 6'8"

Cyborg
Barao
Nelson
Trinaldo
Santos
Pepe

That's not great shape. That's "I eat pizza and burgers washed down with beer for every meal, but have deluded myself into thinking that because I go to the gym for 45 minutes three times a week I'm meaningfully healthier than people with less muscle mass" shape.

>IMPLYING SHLUB IS 6'4

>tfw no madman uncle

>you will never experience an orgy with ngannou, tyrone and schaub

Bryan Callen spotted

Would you marry his niece for sweet thanksgiving/boxingday bantz

looking amazing

>tfw Conor is actually a tender and loving family man
>tfw you will never share a meal at Christmas with him

Schaub bless you thru this rough time.

No I'll court Bisping's daughter

depends 100% on if she's slav squatting or sitting down in that pic

Connor doesn't believe in Christmas

>saving a thumbnail

definitely not squatting her butt is touching the floor

>pappy mcgregor, tell me again how you clattered joe-zay's head on the canvas

Stay mad for sure cheeto fingers

CHRISTMAS BELIEVES IN CONOR YEH?

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>dyel detected

real talk, is travis an upgrade or downgrade from schaub?

i could see it both ways

What would be your UFC numetal walkout song?

samsung's head of marketing must have a foot fetish

downgrade, the judges screwed schaub into retirement

>taller
>thinner
>still fighting
>balder

Schaub would be a fucking annoying guy to be married to I think.

>keto

Why isn't Bader fighting Gus?

welcome back to 1999, just got myself GTA 2 for play station one, it has nice graphics

youtube.com/watch?v=2vObp0vBDOY

he sounds dutch english as fuck

Schaub had prime Rousey

>power bear brown

Mmmph ;)

travis looks like a total bitch without his beard

and his career is becoming even more of a joke than schaub at this point

>No I'll court Bisping's daughter
I would too. She seems qt and she likes to see heems and heem tappys.

instagram.com/p/BH1N35CBvuC/
>Mike about to lock on a kimura on his son
>mike's daughter: do it

>cheeto fingers booty blasted white boi confirmed

you need schaub in your life mister

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>beats wife
>joins shithead gym

i WANT THE EASIEST FIGHT IN THE DIVISION

I WANT RYAN BADER

would you guys watch an MMA promotion that had no weight divisions, allowed stomps/kicks/knees on the ground, and had no drug testing?

Why are all the best fighters in their mid/late 30s? In soccer/american football usually by the time a guy is 30 is career is pretty much over.

lol

lol he is a bitch rofl

>my girlfriend told me i was fat
>what a bitch
anyone else remember this story?

/r/ing Schaub Shutdown webm

she is so fucking ugly, I can't believe some actual autists thought she was hot.

one of the most satisfying finishes

you can practice soccer when you're 4, not really fight to unconsciousness though

Weigh-in Ronda will trick you into thinking she's hot.

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Yes.

And rousey had prime schaub, come on.

My current favourite webm

join the team

No, keto Schaub is prime Schaub.

there should be a show where guys on the internet set up a date with weigh-in ronda and then chris hanson is like 'why don't you have a seat over there'.

STOP SHILLING THIS GUY HOLY SHIT HE'S NOT A RESPECTABLE NEWS SOURCE

So true, actually.

then she won't stop eating chicken wings and you're like

>p...please stop

the best

What about Hendo's? She's a big girl.

still ugly

its her face and shes wide

Is it bad that I actually found this somewhat inspirational?

My current favourite webm

nonwhite
good height though

APPLEBEES

How do I train 5 days/week without feeling shit all the time?

>find me anywhere on the internet

i want to "fuck" megan olivi

Post your cutest boi

eat more, sleep more

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do you mean physically? or neurologically?

Steroids.

Good diet and sleep. Ease into it.

>TFW you will never go out clubbing with ubereem fighting bouncers and slaying pussy.

already eat quite a lot so its probably the sleep thing, wake up so many times its difficult to get a full 7-8 hours

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>slaying pussy.

that's not for you white boi

I read that some of the best athletes sleep 10+ hours a night

who /jessamyn/ here?

He's not talking about horse pussy.

i read Donald Trump sleeps 4

Conor is best boy in every way.

>top bantz
>top fights
>stays true to his family and longtime friends
>qt

she's so fucking shitty that it wouldnt even be worth procreating even for the height genes

who /ngannou/ here?

But he sucks at honorable American wrestling and hue jitsu.

>blowing white bois out one at a time

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I heard Hillary can sleep like a dolphin, with half her brain sleeping and the other half still awake.

Edgar vs Holloway and Cerrone vs Lawler would've made this card goat

Cyborg
Barao
Nelson
Trinaldo
Santos
pepe

he's a brown belt in joo jitz

>European bjj

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>Edgar vs Holloway

y tho

Edgar needs to drop to Bantamweight. He is done at 145. Stephens will maul him.
Holloway needs to fight Aldo. Conor expected Aldo to put the autopilot against Edgar and finish him quick, which he didn't. Conor will punish Aldo making him put the Interim on the line against Holloway. Wark my mords.

>lose to Aldo
>he's done

>le I was only pretending to get hit hard man

WHO IS THE BIGGEST POWER PUNCHER IN MMA?

dc_mma
Now @rumble_johnson trying to copy my fight style. I guess if you can't beat em. You try and fight like em. Wow amazing. Thanks @toppssports for sending me this. #ufc207 #signthecontract #downgoesrumble
instagram.com/p/BKjp0CxA9Sc/

Who else still sad the Reem didn't win the title?
Why'd he go for the guillotine? Why didn't he just ground and pound Stipe? : (
I believe he has one more title run left in him

youtube.com/watch?v=FQl1JbuYrLk

Because Holloway is also old and doesn't have a reach advantage over Edgar, right? Come on man, wake up, Edgar is not going to get that belt, not even the paper one.

McLefthand

>get's dropped in first two rounds
>eats hits like a voodoo doll for the next three without getting dropped
Really makes you think

vitorbelfort
My daughter @kyarabelfort teaching our bird king how to read. @familiabelfort #belfortfamily #teambelfort
@kyarabelfort ensinando o King a ler.
instagram.com/p/BKjpHWfD2pi/

twitter.com/elwinter/status/778019264389189632

that's not The Bible

Does this look like the face of a man attempting to pull guard?

twitter.com/HolyWarAngelMMA/status/778015494079217664

yes

Me.

He had a long crazy career and I wanted to see him get it.

I just think his punch clock is up.

>Stephens will maul him

Absurd, literally the only thing Stephens has on Frankie is power

>it's an actual African doesn't understand American nigger culture episode

Pull his mouth guard off da canvas, yeh?

Inside MMA is over

I have never met 1 person that watches that show.

whats that?

>talk shit about onnit
>think he isnt endorsed by them
>turns out he is
I feel like an idiot. I've never tried their stuff but a lot of it seems like bullshit.

this fucking q&a

youtube.com/watch?v=EQsnxEhubeQ

Zooming out a bit, have you ever met someone who watches AXS TV?

It's the same shit as any other supplement company, just overpriced as fuck.

>meteoric rise

don't be so hard on him, CSI: Las Vegas was fun

Is Megan the cutest interview girl in all of sports? The Fertittas have really good taste in qts.

>ywn get to relive 194

Everyone loves Lion Fights.

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youtube.com/watch?v=t0Tqf0OES-0

>mfw people used to unironically compare her to Tyson

(Joe Rogan) TALK1NG M0NK1EZ 1N 5PACE (Full Stand Up Comedy Show) Max C0med1ez Recommended for you

what the fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=eIGKJnOY-gU
It's actually about the adrenaline rush of beating the shit out of someone.

I didn't make this thread you Canadian cuck.

I've been out.

Remember Dane Cook? People used to really hate his guts. What happened to him?

He was only popular because of Myspace, so when that faded so did he.

I've seen some people including Chael P. claim that MMA or UFC had its origins in wrestling like the WWE. True purists like Uriah Faber and myself (the "simulated death-match" camp) would say that MMA had its origins in the coliseum, in the days of the gladiator.

Further, the most clean days of MMA are long gone. Due to the amazing nature of science these days we can never be 100% on the history of any fighter in regards to chemical enhancements. The most pure days where we can be 100% about clean athletics are behind us, mostly left in the ruins of Rome, before the advent of PEDs.

He's a crossfitter last I heard

>that guy who throws leg kicks in a street fight

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bruce lee created mma everyone knows that xD

he would beat tyson

but someone told me in an earlier thread that the Roman Colosseum Gladiator fights were pretty much WWE as well, mostly fake orchestrated swanging

How would that work.

"Let this guy kill you or we'll kill you."

people were murdered every day

source: i know as much about ancient rome as dr. patrick wyman

Myspace?

>there are actual 10 year olds browsing /heem/

Me in the middle

animals, criminals (actual or perceived) and prisoners of war were killed much more frequently than trained gladiators for obvious reasons

what did he mean by that though?

me on the tv

That was literally over a year ago my man, he looks LHW-tier now

I'm 18

100 emoji

Schaub Upgraded
Ronda Downgraded
Travis Downgraded

but what did that mean in the context?

he meant

YEAH MUH NIGGA KEEP WORKING SON

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>not having a gf in the same profession as you so you can understand each other's struggle

>implying

travis went from one psycho to another

I wonder how big her clit is.

She claimed Travis gave her some domestic abuse, did that ever go anywhere?

natty queen

mandrama isn't a sport

b-but i haven't met wondertwink yet

you learn something new every day

yeah instead of going to the police she wanted it done by an independent investigator through zuffa and they didn't find any evidence to support her claims

if you block out her face that looks like a fairly muscular man

That rumble pic is from the Manuwa fight: UFC 191
The DC pic is from the gus fight:192

If anything DC copied rumble

bamgbose took it the wrong way though

top 3 wsw for sure

>independent investigator through zuffa

ronda was banging travis around the time she made those claims

she showed pictures of light bruises on social media

bottom line is if he kicked her ass she needed to go to the police i don't believe her for that reason alone

Right, which would mean nothing, but she chose to do that instead of taking it to the cops/court

Yeah a 6'7" heavyweight MMA fighter isn't going to give you some light bruises if he hits you.

You think she could take down JJ?

Andrade seems like a bigger Gadelha.

She looked good when she was thinner, but she proved she wasn't cut out for combat sports to want to kill herself after a loss.

are you cut out for combat sports?

DC STATUS:
[ ] Not Shook
[x] SHOOK

>o-okay rumble

I don't know, man before conor she was the biggest star of the UFC and started out as the greatest and remained the greatest for quite awhile. An ego check like that would kill everyone's spirits here

I haven't trained enough or fought enough to really say. I'm going to say maybe/maybe not. Lets see what happens but for damn sure I won't want to kill myself after being KO'd.

Rhetorical question, write a blog you attention whoring tripfaggot

don't bully!!

"Both the allegorist and Joe Rogan say I should be on probiotics" - my gf just now.

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

your gf is a real fightfan

Well, I was asked a question and I answered it. I haven't done much mma, I like muay thai more and plan on training at phuket top team in Thailand in the future.

I SAID APOLOGISE DAMMIT

no

Is Vince absolutely MAD?

>he's still talking about himself

fuck off Brandon

What about you fuck off? I can't defend myself in anyway without being called an attention whore? I'd like to do more training in mma, I'm looking into BBJ and boxing training right now. What are you doing? Training or being a cheeto scarfing mountain dew guzzling "fightfan" faggot?

you're a tripfag, so you lose no matter what buddy

this can't be serious

Kill yourself you fucking faggot

>cheeto scarfing mountain dew guzzling

too many gerunds

yes

Calm down sir, haha

I am, are you or are you just sitting on your computer with no training acting like you know what the fuck you're talking about?

Damn. RIP in peace. I used to watch regularly but not so much the past couple years.

>godspeed and party on

>BBJ
Black Blow Jobs? Whatever gets you in the door I guess.

The nerds are out in full force right now.

What is /heem/ coming to?

It's a freakin' nerd paradise

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I bet you are a manlet fuckin' tripfag

God

>its a tripfag spergs out episode

>like you know what the fuck you're talking about?
>BBJ

Please, no tripfags in /heem/, thank you

I'm 5'5. So I am, but that doesn't make anything I've said about some of you posers irrelevant. Go fucking train, go practice, do some hard sparring.

found pic related on the internet
it's still mma related, shows hespect and there is no porn whatsoever

Yeah, I had a typo, I'm not sweating it.

>5'5

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I was there. It was something else. I felt bad for holly and meghan most of the time, cause most of the people asking questions were cringey mcmemers. But the dude that got everyone to sing made up for it. That was a cool moment that I'll remember for a long time.

See, taking off the trip isn't that bad

me on the far right

That guy looks like a ghostly pale version of Nick. Spanish relative maybe.

I was thinking the same thing but Nate. White unscarred nate. P cute desu

>5'5

Like this doesn't prove I train, eat shit.

NEW BREAD

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why do you post them so fucking early you sperg

Been waking up everyday to the sound of youtube.com/watch?v=Y1s9TLQkxv0

I sincerely want you to die.

It's pretty clear who the sperg is here, buckaroo

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This Denis Goltsov dude is meant to be a killer prospect, and he's got a 18-4 record at 25 years old.

Yeah you're not a sperg, you're a retard. kys my man

mmafighting.com/2016/9/19/12983228/amanda-nunes-ufc-s-first-openly-gay-champion-wins-equality-award

>be a dyke in a man's sport
>win an award
Yeah call me when a male fighter comes out because that'd take way more cojones

GOAT pic

Kek wtf, is she literally getting an award for being gay?

I don't get it desu, they constantly try and make it seem normal to be gay, yet constantly glamorize it, essentially acknowledging that no, it's not normal

youtube.com/watch?v=qxYN9ZmIly4&feature=youtu.be

You think we'll see this fight again lads?

The fact that I could heem you is no surprise, any man could heem you. Many women too. Large children could heem you. Your jaw gives the finest most delicate Ming dynasty porcelains a run for their money.

Why should I care? So what if my jaw is delicate?

Yeah from what Google tells me there's no actual criteria or anything, it's just a congrats on being gay and in the limelight type dealio. Conveniently sponsored by a bunch of major corporations too.

Unless honda is suddenly struck by rational thinking and goes to a proper gym, it will be the same fight. But yeah it seems pretty likely, doesn't take much to set up a fight at WBW where matchmaking doesn't exist

>new thread already

Cool.

1. You've got shit striking defense
2. You look good in a skirt and kneehigh socks

Huh, Jimmy Smith (the man casuals call 'discout Rogan) is actually a former fighter with a decent record.
sherdog.com/fighter/Jimmy-Smith-9052

can i be your trap gf?

You never watched Hero Quest or whatever it was called?

seriously who the fuck makes the thread 50 posts early during dead hours

He did Fight Quest which was pretty great
Also, Jason Chambers is now a One Championship commentator.

get a room

Has anyone seen the new Kickboxer

What if it was Ronda what beat her up? #InvestigateRousey

Yeah he's really tall lol

I've seen her striking practice, no way. Ronda couldn't bruise a new born baby with the way she hits.

Some nolife nerd

>Jason Chambers is now a One Championship commentator
As of recently? I only remember that overly excited Mitch dude, haven't caught a One card in ages but

I uh, meant the film

joe silva with an Attack on Titan shirt

He was their guy before Mitch Chilson
I think Jason does Shooto Brazil shows on Fite Pass now

kek, do normies still even wear stuff like that

>recognizing that

Nerd.

NEW NEW NEW

why normies use shit like that, is just to show off they are nerds?

Joe Silva isn't a normie

I mean you may as well make it a fight to the death at that point

To find other nerds amongst the normies