OFFICIAL METS VS. BRAVES GAMETHREAD

thanks
I basically need to apply to two jobs per week to keep receiving $238 per week from the state.

infield hits are so gay

jesus christ mutts where the fuck are all the fans in the middle of a playoff push? for fucks sake

Elbow, elbow, shoulder, bone spurs, elbow, blah blah blah
Old/fat
>lol.jpg

>HOLY SHIT GUYS ITS 0-0 LET ME SHIT POST OMG THAT WASNT A BALL REFBALL GOD DAMN I NEED 5 STRIKEOUTS FOR MY FANTASY TEAM HOLY SHIT THAT COMMERCIAL IS HILARIOUS 2016 STILL USING NORMIE BOOK KEKS

ffs throw strikes

>chevyoffers.com, folks, you got that? get. out.

Damn son. Try the decaf.

You can't identify sarcasm, can you.

Aaaand thats when i turn on football

Are they shilling again? I'm following statcast. But yesterday it was Cholula.

Just fuck my shit up

...

>football
gross gross gross

the opposite

Apparently, neither can you.

>mest

>muh free wins

we better be good next year damn it since we sacrificed the last two years

Mets lose 10 of their last 13 games, miss the wildcard by 4 games. Cap this.

>dressing the minor leaguers in full MLB home pinstripe uniform (including spikes) with a generic #16 jersey just for some on-field photo op
Why couldn't they just dress normally? Or wear the other uniforms of the organization? Or maybe give them each a generic Mets polo? Anything but what they did.

that's not even mathematically possible you inbred

>If the Mets are one of the wild card teams they have to either face Even Year meme magic or 10 year anniversary/Yadi meme magic

thats what the uniform is in the instructional league, there is no separate uniform, its not a separate team, it's like training camp

he was wearing the meme spring training cap the real mets wear during ST too.

I'm pretty sure they were wearing the normal hats

i'm looking at the picture right now, Tebow is wearing that ugly orange and blue two-toned hat with Mr. Met as the logo, not the real Mets hat that's all blue with the NY logo

what? Tebow isn't at the game...

oh sorry i thought you were complaining that they put tebow and the rest of the minor leaguers in the mets uniform just for the photo ops today down in florida

were there other minor leaguers at the game today in NY? why? wasn't paying close attention

Mets bros how do you know if a girl you're hooking up with is faking orgasm and if she is should I even give a fuck?

goddammit ender stop making me cringe

>hooking up
you probably shouldn't be orgasming from making out

what happened to Thor?
what's going on?
I'm frightened

>letting the barves score 5 on you
>thor
>mest

See

Elbow giving out, lucky for him barely any season left

Mets would still be wise to pull him and shut him down for the year

Wtf. I love the barves now.

If she wanted to come, she'd tell you how to be better.

If she's faking it, she's only cheating herself. Don't concern yourself with it.

How is Fat Kemp working out for you barves?

THANK YOU BASED COUNTERFEIT JETER

TSUUUUUUUUU

tj at it again

Tyb Tommy John

If you think she's faking it, she probably is
>mest

Bbut his name is Tommy Joseph

you guys know he's Thomas Javier Rivera, right?

>muh cy young candidate

>mfw the mest start fat ass Bartolo Colon in the WC game
>laughing sluts.jpg

I'd go with Seth Lugo desu
Neither the Giants nor the Cards have seen him

Just memeing guys

i can't tell if this is sarcastic anymore

It's obviously sarcasm, syndergaard is the best pitcher in the league by a wide margin even after this

I mean if it was Lugo vs. Colón I'd take Lugo.

i can't tell if this is sarcastic anymmore

Hahaha. No.

fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=pit&lg=all&qual=y&type=8&season=2016&month=0&season1=2016&ind=0

Kershaw is better though, come on man. He wasn't there earlier to prove it but we know.

Oh yeah kershaw is better, but didn't he die for this season?

he's pitching tonight..

Thor is in the top 10 in the NL. Not top 5 though.
>incoming TJ surgery.

Yeah but he missed a significant amount right? That kind of puts him out of the running for best pitcher this season is what I mean

Unless I'm just imagining things

Pretty sure he won the Cy Young a few years ago after missing some time. His ERA is still bananas.

>7-2
>mest

>implying this wasn't a trap game

Fuck off Kemp

I still don't understand why Matt Kemp is even in that team anyway but whatever.

Very nicely, hes a big bat

Fuck the mets

>Conforto

Hahaha. Cards up 5-2
>mest

Soon.

You wish.

Bet you're a salty natsfag

>losing to the marlels

Barves fag.
>peppery senpai.

CONFORTO PLEASE

Nats fan here we don't give a fuck about the mets anymore this year. More worried about keeping home field against LA at this point.

>Need late inning rally
>Send up Ty Kelly and Jay Bruce to hit

Good job Terry

>muh 100 mph fastball and quirky throwing motion.

it's just one game, relax guys

come watch giants/doyers w/ us

One game is pretty important when you're only one game up

What other lefties were on the bench?

lol