BOSTON RED SOX @ BALTIMORE ORIOLES

are your oriles are going to get mroe than ten posts in this game thread do you think

Do Orioles not have fans look at all those empty seats

error error that's an error lol!

That ball girl is hot

>red sox fans

only when their good

nice time out lol

that girl sitting above the dugout is so cute

M E M E S
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umpball already

why's the thread empty

red sox have no fans :/

only when their good

I'm here tho

hi

let go O's

hi

damn obrien and remy are talking SHIT about this 'crowd'

Red Sox fans overpowering the faggot O's fans in their own stadium as usual

why are there no fans at this game

dick move, it's incredibly humid in baltimore today

it's early let's give the crowd a chance to fill in ok

>why are there no fans at this game

because baseball is a white man's game and baltimore is black

fucking hell at least work his pitch count a bit

hispanic is white

then why aren't they at the game?

>when ur team relies on the long ball to win
That is the definition of a meme team

they're on the field idiot

>muh attendance

you know the players on the field decide the winner not the fans right?

read this fag: pressboxonline.com/2016/08/30/only-fans-know-why-orioles-attendance-is-lagging

our economy is in the shitter

tickets are expensive but the experience you get at fenway >>>>>>> oriole park

that didn't explain anything what does civil unrest have to do with it baseball players aren't kneeling during the anthem (it's a white man's game)

>cityposting

not THIS shit again

sorry

what would you like to talk about user

white people don't want to be in poor black neighborhoods at expensive events late at night

Baltimore is a ghetto fans don't want to get mugged

Remy literally just said that the Orioles pitcher's name on the back of his jersey should be replaced with "Run On Me" because its so easy to steal on him. How is this guy still on TV?

Cause he the best in biz

moncada would of already struck out by now

He's awful yao. Watching as a neutral i want this guy ejected from the booth

baseball perhaps, of course with some room for tangential banter. But last Wednesday's gamethread was 2/3 bawston fags city shitposting

i'll be sure to mention that in our next newsletter

15 pitches vs 41, I'm startin' to sweat.

is PD broken?

>0-12 in last 12 AB
done

pedo brother has posted

Why did they print out a black and white picture of twitter instead of just putting it up on the screen

why didn't dave just tell the production staff to put up the picture instead of printing out a black and white picture of it?

hi draper

Please stop stealing my posts, thanks.

I know huh they don't even have a color printer wtf

these time out calls are coming late af

loooool this ump

Hey pal

after failing the captcha 3 times that post was going through if it cost me my life

MOOKIE
O
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MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP

god fucking DAMN IT

ORIOLE KILLER

MOOOOKIE DOES IT AGAIN

HOMER

whatever

WHEW
H
E
W

all 7 Orioles fans in attendance are furious!!

do you guys think they should intentionally walk mookie in baltimore from now on lol

You think mookie would be as good if his name was michael

>Michael Betts
>Michael Jordan
>Michael Jordan played baseball
>Michael Jordan was addicted to gambling (bets)
wow really makes me think

I don't think my head can handle this just wanted a comfy baseball game

oriole killer.jpg

omfg is that real?

No hitter alert

why do they want to make this easy for pretty ricky

>bury yankees
>about to bury the Oreos

Just bring on the Blow Gays already so we can get this over with

This is awesome can u put Red Sox hat on him

no joke he's bowled like three perfect games

so can we get a refund on pomeranz yet or what?

Why the fuck the Red Sox didn't send him back

Where were you when Rick Porcello pitched a perfect game

>Taz was pitching so poorly they demoted him to camera guy
wow really tough ship john is running these days

How the hell is Bradley hitting .274 he was hitting like .360

ok i didn't know why you would want this

because mookie is killing bandwagoners now good pic

On mookie he has Peyton manning head

thats guerin

She sneaky fox

would you f*ck guerin

Kek

>30 pitches
>bottom 4th

Cruisin

I'm too much of a Gary fan to fraternize with his competition

wow now that you posted this i don't think it's going to happen

Yes

lmao what the hell is machado whining about

>running his mouth
Shut up Machado you fucking baby

Buck is furious

Hes a fucking spic nigger who thinks hes a tough guy

Big Dick Rick will shut him the fuck down

why the fuck would rick hit him when he has a perfect game going

really? what's happening

Give me a break Manny, he doesn't want the tying run at the plate with fucking Trumbo

Shut the fuck up already

fuck you mookie

>rick "not trying to fucking hit ya, bro" porcello

Manny got plunked, said some shit to Porcello who then proceeded to mouth Manny off.

he was pissed earlier at the ump for allowing some late ass time out calls by Red Sox batters

Mookie u bum

dfa mookie

HAHA RED KEKS THAT'S WHAT YOU FAGGOT GET FOR THROWING AT MANNY

We fucking deserved Baltimore scoring on us for that stupid pitch.

In Machado's defense, I'd be pretty angry too if I had to play in a half empty stadium against a division opponent in the middle of a pennant race

Culmination of things
>>ortiz calls timeout while Bundy is in his windup and ump grants it.
>>mookie calls timeout while Bundy is in his windup and ump grants it...agian
>>then hits a hr a few pitches later
>>manny gets hit in ribs
>>no warning (i don't think he should have been warned)
>>buck is pissed.

Trumbo desu

>we
Leon get off the fucking phone

buck wants porcello not to miss his location i think we can all agree with that

>>monday

>buck is pissed.
He's a manlet. He's always mad.

>using double memearrows

there was no warning because it was obviously unintentional

No one hits a batter to get to the league leader in HR in a 2-0 game you dipshit

Here comes the Big Boy Benintendi homerun

o..ok.

at the same time, jesus porcello get over it you're pitching a game

Who is this Tendies kid

THE

FUTURE

IS

NOW

that's what i fucking said you idiot.
do you stop reading halfway or are you a dyslexic moron.

Red Sox """""ace"""""

i thought double green texting means sarcasm

lol wow that orioles boy has no arm good run

is PD fixed

>Oriblows """fans""" getting overpowered by Sox fans chanting
Also laser show strikes again

lol, O's, you can't beat them like this ;)

Is there a better baseball player than Ben Nintendo?

Boston fans are the most obnoxious people on the planet

Not mad, making an observation

Yes Ben "chicken" Tendies

God its just a shame such a beautiful stadium has to be used by classless niggers and hicks in a dilapidated shit hole of a city that is Baltimore

Truly the asshole of the AL East

anne drew ''ben'' nintendo

Serious question, would (You) come to our ballpark, even as a sheltered white bawwston kid that's never been to a ghetto in your life?

>"chicken"
what did you mean by this? He's not afraid of anything

yes, let the tears flow

Baltimore is a ghetto

lmao'ing @ ure life

LARGE FATHER

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Fuck you Baltimore, you're worthless

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Are you proud your city is a shithole?

ok save some for tomorrow

Boston has a ghetto we just keep all the undesirables in one part not the entire city

>Roxbury

answering seriously for a moment, i have no problem with black people. in fact i am an active ally in many black social groups. i would have nothing to fear from the ghetto.

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I've watched The Wire so I'm basically an expert on how to survive the streets of Baltimore

I don't live in the 'city', nor am I proud of it. But I go to games and have been mugged at night in certain parts of town.

lol, why even brag post anymore?

Sox are too good right now

Tom Giles (@TomGilesSports)
19 secs ago - View on Twitter
I'm continuously shocked that the Orioles are still in playoff contention #RedSox

LMAO
>MUH TRUMBO

This is good for us, would rather not win the div and just face the Rags in the ALDS.

i live in delmarva during the summer. I probably go to more games at camden then i do at fenway each year

omg i hate bragposting last night was a nightmare for me

Fuck Baltimore, maybe Tampa can end Boston's streak and cool their fire

tfw Dorchester is filled with college students and fags now

I honestly miss the blacks sometimes at least that part of town had culture once

Are you proud of that? Most people wouldnt but I guess you O fans have low standards huh?

He's out

he was out tho lol

>caught stealing
YER OUT
THIS KID IS USELESS

whew, he is out...

how do you go to games when you're always here shitposting for games?

that's what u get for trying to pad ur stats imo

multi tasking

the smugness of this thread is overwhelming

why do you live in del mar during the summers

BASED LIONEL RICHIE

>4 run game in the 5th
>stat padding

nah

Your underwhelming

wow.... freaking owned him..

my grandfather had a home down there since the 50's. my dad inherited it and now it's a summer house

What the fuck clicked with Porcello that totally missed in 2015

Wasnt he just decent in Detroit?

>be orioles fan
>come into red sox gamethreads and talk shit
>red sox btfo your team
>cry about it

fancy rich boy pedo brother

he was great in detroit

how many cy young kellys did he win

being sour about losing and interpreting bantz as smugness is no way to act on Cred Forums

none, but the Sox aquired him right as he was starting to really mature as a pitcher

The better team is winning

Is it weird that im worried the most about the fucking Rays? Like I think we'll get flumoxed

i'm worried about my job, my gpa, my personal relationships, the deteriorating health of my family, and my prospects in life (they're bleak)

I'm worried that some is going to think Brock holt is a pedo because of that mustache

Worrying about your family instead of a division opponent is such a pink hat move

do you think brock is the brother

Move out of Baltimore is the best advice I can give you bud

horse = red sox
child = orioles

yeaaaa Kim

Hit him again

Why does this ump keep granting time during stretch?

>these timeouts

sit down kid

Manny did that on purpose

what a nigger

embarrassing for memechado desu

Do the Os have a single respectable player?

Jesus

Rick Porcello RAPES the Orioles HD

Cy Young here we come

anyone watching this game

None of the Os fans are I can tell you that

sorry

yes

retaliation disgusting he was trying to seriously injure big papi these teams HATE each other

Maybe

>HUURR GOTCHA BACK!

Fucking dicks

good catch Kimmy!

let's get some runs boys

Mookie tried for 2

>that Davis hustle

can we please fast forward to the end

kill all of your selves

if you try but fail does it even matter?

>can't even fill half the stadium
PATHETIC

We waiting for dat late inning magic

You gonna get memed on and you don't even know it

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I'm having trouble interpreting this picture

red sox broadcast bullying Os fans with crowd size

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Someone build a time machine and go into the Sox shitposting threads last year and tell them Grapes is going to win the Cy Young in 2016

I wouldn't have believed you a few months ago

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Don't tell them Don will get sick and won't be on TV for a year.

Wait a second I believe this person is cheating there should only be 4 Aces

We have five aces in my opinion.

they're playing canasta

Is Buck the biggest offender when it comes to September call up pitching bullshit?

IMO Ben Tendies is a honorary ace

>Poo Bustmeranz
>Gay Cuckoldz

C'mon senpai

Before, you were Jeff and Susan

Who is going to be the Sox's third starter in the playoffs anons? ERod? Buttholz? PLease on't say Pomeranz

Thanks Sux. Keep going on a big run and sit everyone for that last series. See you in the ALCS.

>Buttholez
>Grapes
>Big Game Wade
>Joe "Helly" Kelly
>E-tip

we have 5 saces in my opinion

collla pse

JONESY

has anyone else noticed nesn goes to commercial a few seconds early every time and obrien always gets cut off

What did I tell you niggas about dat late game magic

We are going to escape with possession

I didn't know Texas fans lived in Canada

>He thinks theyre making playoffs

orioles come back off kimblow

Why wouldnt Porcello be back out with his pitch count?

>implying Shitattle isn't going to blow you guys the fuck out tonight

who's gonna walk off?

Porcello has like 80 pitches

porcello comes back out but doesn't record any outs

>79 pitches
>using your bullpen

I want to break those fucking meme glasses

>rags beating the jays
Literally lmao

>sheattle
>playoffs

Wouldn't expect different from pats/seahawks/panthers fans

@(You) PORCELLO COMES BACK OUT BUT DOESN'T RECORD AN OUT

Posting before the magic

>a Red Sox game ending before 10pm
Holy shit

Good post

MEMECHADO ABSOLUTELY DEBASED

Manny you fucking goon

making these hitters look stupid

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Ofc last batter is Davis

Red Sox magic

is this at fucking fenway or camden yards? are there LITERALLY no glory hole fans?

Porcello was dark and sexy tonight absolute Cy Young

GG Baltimore, although since you guys were losing you all stopped watching

if this was fenway we actually would have won lol

orioles ''''''''''''''''magic''''''''''''''''''''

magic number 9

Gg Sox

We'll give you this one and take the rest, thank you

Is Rick "Big Dick" Porcello elite and a Cy Young lock?

I really just wanted to take this one.

I'm scared of the wildcard, don't trust any of our starters vs. King Felix

>12 games left

pretty ricky the cy young

Don't you know the Ravens are 2-0 wooooooo

Casuals drop babsel for handegg every year unless Os are clearly stealing the div like '14

Poorfellow threw a gem
O's got the next three tho

Grapes has become a fine wine

Grapes is a fucking stud. I never expected this.

Magic Number is 9 boys.

FOOTBALL SEASON!!!!!!!

they are the most undeserved 2-0 team in history

two narrow victories over probably the two biggest disasters of the season

where's the /nesn/ postgame thread

Classic meme

I respond with a modern classic

you're allright when youre memeing chum, comfy baseball threads are the real shit

You didn't send me game updates via naval signal lamp?

is this meme racially motivated

so where are the orioles fans

sleeping