/bet/

some LORD moments in the discord tonight

bet on both so no matter who wins you. get money

>800DACs running through the channels screaming "Not quite as DAC as I was before!" until the internet police stopped him

>Leaking secret Irish gambling techniques
Delete this

me gusta?

she whispers it to you every night, where ever you are

>I'll look up high heels

uhhhhhh what?

red sox bet is WORLD

thanks for the user who tipped it

poor fella

there's every possible human excrement on that toilet. Absolutely disgusting

While I'm up to the hilt in her sopping muff

>browsing /bet/ on a night out
Is this 4th gen Hass?

Euan, I need, no I DEMAND you give me a tip for this monday night football game

test

pls janny ;_;

fuck off

harsh

i'm on eagles +7.5

how fucked am i?

Found one tipstertube.com/post/96216

Reminder posting "test" is a new way of getting (you)s.

>Tfw went for a cheeky shit
>the noncer won't let you back in
Wtb lads?

eagles +3 is literally a mainstream special

bears are fucking TRASH at home and eagles have GOAT tier QB who's good at passing. bears have no passing defence

no idea why this is the line

Its Eagles at -2.5 now

should have taken that ;_;

On SW smed, going to sniff up the value wile I can

tfw bovada

Today we have the bears, with a team average penis size of 4.5 inches vs the eagles with a team average penis length of 5.1 inches

>tfw bet365 babby
Hold me

agreed with everything but i got on ML

desu even -2.5 will come in. bears are absolutely trash at home

What's to stop me from say betting $20, 10 on each side of the line(when things change) to hedge my bets and then coming out with a couple bucks?

I mean, the stakes aren't as high but am I missing something here? It's literally free money

>Americans

Have sex.

>Muslim Countries

REBACK EAGLES

Fucking try it and see what happens.

>Fucking try it and see what happens.
Are they gonna arrest me?

> bears missed field goal
> from 31 fucking yards

jesus christ, I can literally make a field goal from that close

They will kill you bro. Didnt you hear about the chinese lads who were doing this?

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2601466/Chinese-student-murders-Police-hunt-Mr-Big-of-betting-syndicate.html

already have la, ridiculously overrated

suggest you try opiates though

oh shit desu

hope y'all rebacked eagles

they'll win this easy

I put a cheeky $50 parlay on bears -1.5 & over 43.5. Eagles looked way too easy

Who did you have sex with? Its not overrated at all with high quality pussy.

You fucked up

tinder slag, suppose it is better if its with someone you love though

although opiates objectively feel better than cumming in a pussy, its not even up for debate

stay away from this NFL game like it has leprosy

ya dun fuck'd it leaf

cash the fuck out.

Can you do it on a wet Tuesday night in Stoke?

wew lad, $10 on the bears to score, pls god

Is this real life?

Just watch. Been betting for 12 years

>eagles

zzzzzzz

its the >packers
saga again

I thought Own Wilson died of AIDS?

Anyone here legitimately do this for a living?

>Eagles 1st Half moneyline is at +500
get it while its hot lads

half ends 10-10 imo

but that's good value desu

...

fuck

Just got back from a short vacation
What is THE bet

da bears

if the bears dont win im gonna lose my house

confused

thought eagles was free money b4

wew lad, that was a fun $100

well played dude

honestly there is no "good" bet to make for this game it's pretty much 50/50

I just took the eagles at -4.5. Did I fuck up?

are you the new guy?

I think you might have

Yeah. I had too much fun this weekend betting on CFL and am up $50 so I'm acting a little cocky.

I really need to read through all the guides.

What you really need to do is have sex.

good man

poor lad

strange man

PMSL

Staggered by the amount of sex that needs to be had my some men in here. Don't think there's enough women in the world.

have sex

Woah. It is 2016. Sex can happen between two consenting males. What are you? Homophobic?

>men

>having sex with women
What are you some kind of faggot?

>having sex with faggots
What are you, some kind of woman?

>when they take a knee and you lose the over under
cocksuckers

>good man
I need to stop betting on things I know nothing about.

where's our Uruguayan friend?

Did that Jewish man frame him?

Holiday in Columbia
Has he been since?

nah where did you go?

Holiday myself as well
Needed a break from work

>tfw your bro is addicted to sports betting
>Constantly calls you to talk about sports betting
>He loses thousands of dollars and cries over it
>If he wins he just gambles it all away

What do I do /bet/?

Coerce him into doing a 10-100/100-1000 challenge, that might get a sense of responsibility in his head.

Intervention

What's the over under on him being able to quit? I want some of that action

I dunno man, either he quits and realises he has a problem or he becomes a full time degenerate.

I'd lay at 1.6

Results could be easily fixed

>watching as the astros game slips through my fingers
hold me lads

did you bet on athletics

Yep. I was pretty close to saying fuck it and putting my money on the astros moneyline too

baseballs such a strange sport.

hope you didn't loose too much

$10 mayne

Cricket is just as weird to us, I'm sure. Or do aussies not play cricket?

i like the sport but is strange in its inconsistency. Thats why i avoid putting money on it

There's certainly a lot more variance compared to football and the like. I think its due to the low scoring nature.

>Bank statement arrived in the letterbox at lunch
>My mum thinks it was hers (didn't even check the front ffs)
>Probably realised it was mine soon afterwards
>Asks why I spent a thousand dollars, and having so many -20 and -50 transactions in the course of a month, and all to the same paypal address
Absolutely terrifying misconception, like a real nightmare just then. Thank god the statements don't outright say the name of the bookies and luckily she bought the whole "I spent it on computer parts and collector's cards from the same site" excuse. Hopefully they don't question these things when depositing more money at the bank.

have you been making profits at least?

are you a NEAT?

Wageslaving so SO bad

National sport m8

dedicated man

Uni so so bad

Delete this.

NEETING is good

Wtb?

>Bus is so loud I can't listen to my audiobook.

Seething.

I'm pretty sure he's in that full time degenerate stage right now.

>Last weekend
>Get a call at 10:00 AM Sunday morning
>He'd been betting college football the entire day Saturday
>He'd been up all night trying to figure out how to bet Sunday's NFL games
>I think he'd been betting international soccer or something during the night too (what other sport is on then? He didn't really go into detail because he was more focused on the NFL)
>He didn't go to sleep on Sunday until after Vikings vs Packers
>He even bet on Monday Night football
>On top of betting the games he had a bunch of money going on DraftKings for baseball and football

If you know how I can fix the results to get him to stop please let me know

Tell him to have sex.

>public transport

tears

how do you stake dedi tips?

So so bad.

anyone follow rickerlroy86?

770+ tips @ 54% is pretty good

need to know this too

Don't exactly know how he does it, I had -12% ROI in june/august from him though he seemingly profited.

Obviously I didn't catch everything he tipped at the same odds, but still had the feeling something wasn't right.

Caught him twice at marking a lost game as won, but I do believe that could have been an accident as he sometimes posts an annoying amount of tips. He also immediately corrected it and apologized.

When will Nick Goff finally start tipping? It looks like I've been mislead into following him; I don't want to read his blog & ego-centric platitudes.

>Rick and Ander
pmsl

strange but its all about staking correctly and getting the right odds, that matters a lot.

also you need to get on every tip or else it doesn't work for people who post a lot of tips.

e.g mathsworks.

Miss that fella

Ricky seems legit though, worth tailing

dont bother with him, hes picking 50 bookies and exploiting slow lines or is lying

Quite right. Another problem I had is that he uses a lot of different bookies I cba to sign up to.

Would like to hear other experiences desu

anyone betting on wolfsburg?

head in PIECES lads. Also sexless :/
>rickerlroy86
Just an rball punter from what I can recall. Can't take him seriously when he posts that many tips in a day.

This. Ricky has no edge. He might post a couple of winners but in no way does he post GOOD tips.

Also his yield is inflated by winning a longshot @26

IN DIRE NEED FOR A BET

>Avaldsnes women playing in 4 days
Just itching to smash overs already

EFL Cup

BETS?

in dire need of sex

In dire needs of Dire Straits' top ranked album 'Brothers in Arms' on vinyl in mint condition.

If you can't discern on what to bet on you shouldn't be betting in the first place.

BTTS

Anybody got any bets going on right now?
I just want to bet on something.

its difficult because i dont know the team line ups. ill be asleep when they announce it.

prolly gonna have an addict bet on sporting clube de goa in 2nd half

they are gonna lose against Dortmund. honestly wouldnt even be surprised if they lose by more than one goal like a 3-1 or so.

what do you think about shalke clean sheet: no

that's tomorrow though, right? think köln will score, so should be aight.

oddsportal.com/soccer/bulgaria/bulgarian-cup/botev-vratsa-ludogorets-jcXTEtik/#ah;2;0.00;0

value lads

so a question I have is how do you guys usually bet ? do you bet on single games or do you combine them ? If so how much games do you combine usually ?

>no ones posting their sneaky epl multis

>leeds
>newcastle
>arsenal
>liverpool
>everton

should come through with ease

singles, sometimes doubles, daily muggy accas in hopes of keeping the account unlimited

singles

too pussy for accumulators

If you're betting for fun do accumulators/doubles. If you bet to make money do singles

Not excepting it to win but still glad I woke up to a winning multi this morning so why not.

If this doesn't come through then it's ice on toast for the next month

Fingers crossed the punters curse doesn't strike

you sure you can afford ice?

Fridge ice m8, you know from water

>le clueless DAC aussie returns

Just kidding this is 12% of my bankroll

xDDDD

should I take the Dolphins -9.5 against the Browns ?

In my experience asking for advice here is hopeless

No that sounds like a terrible bet. Just had to check to see if that is the real line. If anything the + is a great bet, no way it doesnt shorten.

going LARGE on bourne mouth

the browns are down to their 3rd QB. Dolphins also put up 24pts against the NE defense, granted NE might not have played 100% until they absolutely had to in the end but the Browns defense is nowhere near as good either.

pmsl

>

give me a number 1-20 please

13

Zverev you fucking choker

Drooling at the possibilities of overs here. Which one's are worth indulging in?

J West just texted me, he said back the - handi in every game.

ok putting 50 on each -ve handi

please tell me when there's a shrewd bet

Did I hit the jackpot

on Bosnia 1-0 CS @7.5

what should I get the gf for her birthday lids? fresh out of fucking ideas

Kenya w DNB a good bet

>tfw used to enjoy Australians on /bet/
>now just another flag to add to the filter

What have you got her recently?

What kind of jewelry does she like?

feels awful. give me another chance

>not letting yourself warm to RomanSergio

hi, i was busy. 30 games today and one of them can be arbed. Prodota -1.5 on 365 @ 2 and IKEA +1.5 @ 2.17 on pinnacle.

go crazy

Just woke up. So many tips posted here to lay

Anyone here have experience with spiffx?

Why is no one tipping the Israel cup?

Very very ground breaking news. My detective has told me that a /bet/ poster who guys by the name of Juve is a part time bike rider for Deliveroo.

More to follow

Am I the true heir to the /bet/ throne?

...

get to 10 then retire

This. Dont fuck it up though. That would be silly

>daily muggy accas
What did he mean by this?

There was just a special stake in play

Why do 188 carry so few games?

/bet/ so feeble

>Bosnia with a weak starting xi hence the drift

cant speak

agree /bet/ is in a dire situation.

only a month ago there were a lot more shrewd tips.

very worrisome.

need pinhead, liebs, ect back ASAP, theres no spice anymore, its just frustrated and antsy brits zzzzz

v v confused why no one is posting despite all the games in play now and very soon

odd situation

Glad that metaKnight's gone. We need another villain of the week now.

>Toto Africans

truly /bet/'s team, on LARGE

>He doesn't know that he is the successor

Everybody hates you m8

Hass is developing into the major villain of season 7.

Should start with Euan vs. J West then Hass secretly grows powerful while they are distracted.

Then they must join forces to take down Hass.

people dont want nibs making money

V V worrisome

need Meta, Liebs, Pinhead

need all the villians back

juve is too docile now, feel like this juve is a fraud

>Season 7 will start with ALL the villains regrouping in a final showdown between good and evil

Anything of value here?

>>Season 7 will start with ALL the villains regrouping in a final showdown between good and evil

can't wait

Romanian mathworks will be the hero that the good men of /bet/ need to turn the tide

>Mark returns

surreal

done it all so wrong

>ARP

Bumping him into the villain camp Tbh

>juve is too docile now, feel like this juve is a fraud

It's because for the first time ever I'm UAC. Feel too good inside.

glad to see some good men becoming UAC

too many little strange men are UAC these days

>the state of mack and lux this week
i would be laffin if i weren't down a cunt

>>>/season 2-5/

no one gives a fuck about them anymore

FYI season 7 premieres monday october 10th right after the WC qualifiers.

Featuring a double-episode where Euan, Juve and a handful of anons are forced to leave /bet/ after a series of losses and are seeking refuge in the settlement of an old rival...

>try to be shrewd and do my own research
>make 6 bets thinking I can win atleast 4/6
>check today
>all but one lost

>seeking refuge in the settlement of an old rival...

OMG ALBANIA?!

>Viitorul Constanta v Dinamo Bucuresti

BTTS

>AC MILAN v Lazio

BTTS

reddit bets

tune in monday and find out ;^)

Hey /bet/, new guy here. Me and my friend started betting two weeks ago, and our strategy is to bet 1% of the bank roll on 1X and then bet the predicted profit on V2 when the odds are high enough to make our money back.

Are we doing something wrong? Will the site prevent us from doing this eventually? Because we win a couple of cents each game, but we always win.

Enlighten me please

>do lots of research
>lose my bets

>almost randomly pick games for overs
>win them all

>premier SO soon after the Manchester meet up themed finale

odd schedule this

Can you explain it better, sounds like a goal for the wrong side would put you in trouble

have sex

Every betting site has in their T&C the right to void any guaranteed profits.

I'm not trying to be a dick, but surely you must have thought somebody else has tried this already

Yes, it could. Then we would have to make the reverse bet, but with 10 times more cash in order to not lose money. That happened once (in something like 50 matches total), and we still made a profit of 10 cents.

I already do

Yes, we know we are not the first ones to do this, but it's our first time doing it, that's why I'm asking you guys. I'll read the site's T&C then. Is the trick to lose money on purpose some of the times?

Well is he right?

Depends. Is the bet on you having sex?

That's actually a great betting strategy, I can't believe that it hasn't been done before.

...

If anything you should bet con over 4 goals, or put a 2 goal handicap con Germany, those sluts and the Spain ones are steamrolling every team

isn't it essentially arbitrage betting?

>Inb4 hungary ties as soon as you bet

Yeah, I guess so. Gonna try it out. I recommend that you use 2 different bookmakers to keep yourself from getting suspended.

Fuck wait that doesn't work at all fuck me

It's a TERRIBLE idea you are all unironically retarded

need a bet

Bosnia back as favorites now. Didn't reback from 1-0 down. Want death. Alternatively a goal from Serbia so I can just pretend I dodged a bullet.

Well that was quick.

EFL CUP
Liverpool to win
Arsenal over 1.5
Chelsea to score
Bundesliga
Wolfsburg + dortmund over 1.5 goals
WHOLE bankroll

Would recommend a cheeky fiver on Kadeena Cox to win (150/1) and top 3 (40/1) finish in SPOTY on skybet
Seems to have a great attitude and keeps saying good, press-friendly things, won medals in two completely different sports at the paralympics, keeps popping up on tv and if she can ride her fame for a little while could do something at SPOTY.
And for those that always claim its rigged please remember that the BBC has had a heavy backlash for its lack of women on the shortlist in recent years and in addition to being a woman she is black and disabled so she'd be an ideal box ticker.

FFS ARP

rebacjked 0.0 from 0-1 1-1 1-2 1-3

down so much

>whole bankroll

fell for this gimmick so many times

Well there's a bet for ya m8. Odds are quite low so take it as is or add whatever

Sorry about the slow /bet/ day. Busy today. Be back soon x.

Thread song

youtu.be/_OB7VRYJOUI

ok mate x

These Slovenian sluts need to score a goal

Need a link to the discord chat x

183910

How did Morecambe finish lads?

On ya mums chest m8

It finished as a loss

What?

In wise fashion.

with Mirth

My sides

3-1

SJK is not THE Kolmonen bet. THE Kolmonen bet is TiPS 0.0ah. I am on LARGE

fuck finnish football tbqh

Fuck your stupid face tbqh.

LITERALLY was going to post this pmsl

cant wait for SJK to win and TIPS to lose

don't be like that

sorry

manni SO annoying

TiPS STILL havent scored

Its half time pal.

reminder to not bet when you are tired

How is the line at HT higher than it was at KO?

Toras SO powerful.

on my 17th cup of coffee
SUPERFOCUSED

TiPS... fedora

PMSL

euan's tip is strong. too bad i fucking bet 1st half handis because i can't read. tiredness so -EV

I'll stay up a bit longer, pinny has live dota odds, will post a tip if i think its world.

EUAN NO

*RiPS fedora*

NEED Dortmund odds to drop below 1.71

Dont you mean Tikkurilan Palloseura?

>euan
pmsl stick to NFL bets pal

zzzzzzzzzz come at the Queen you best not miss

fuck

im so fucking shrewd i swear.

Need Toras to take Euan under her wing.

FH handi for which team?

>tips vs rips

oh wow haha what a load of fucking nonsense

Euan do I reback TiPS?

tips.

Euan really is a fucking fraud pmsl

Just about to go large laying Toras' tip, then realised it was a bad idea
Finally making rational decisions

if you can afford to, yes. But if you can afford to, you did it wrong from the start

uh okay, not sure why you think you've done it right then

youtube.com/watch?v=z4Ezruu1oeQ

/bet/ gives an interview

delete this

Everton or Liverpool to qualify?
talking about bankroll

Good TiPs

Gonna put half of my bankroll on Everton to win and Liverpool to qualify.

hey rude boy shut up

PMSL

Has Euan ever won a Kolmonen """large""" PMSL

>get phone call
>hey mate, got a problem with my laptop, can i come over?
>nah sorry, can't make it today
>alright, ill be over at 8
>hangs up

b-but muh Bundesliga ; ;

also
>TiPS

Nope, don't think so.

>cashed out on SJK and put it on TIPS

PMSL

>the country of TIPS

>its another losing Large Kolmonen tip from Euan episode
Literally EVERY time pmsl

>lordofhandball

I might be masochist desu. Cant stop folllowin his tips.

V v concerned about where my life is heading

job center?

>allen29
What's his endgame?

>center

strange man.

To be as DAC as possible

wtf I love mila kunis now

...

Will try and edge the bookies lads

intriguing

literally bankrolling arsenal to win

no way they lose to n'ham forest

why does bovada not have the pats line yet?

>trying to beat the bookies with statistics
kek

Clean sheet?

You won't win everytime but I imagine you could win enough. Guess we'll see.

his tt tipstertube.com/profile/allen29

Would LOVE to see Nick Goff pick this apart.

>b-but statistics don't work
pmsl

any mainstream in play specials lads

Current Exposure: € 6.58
max that was matched when I backed dortmund @1.81
lmao what's the point?

Really? She comes off as a patronizing cunt.

>EUAN

such a cunt

Well the model doesn't include altitude, so that's easy peasy.

What do you guys think about Cardinals -4.5 against the Bills ?

why hasnt this embarrassing post got more replies?

I have a bet on Arsenal -1AH, should I cash out?

wat do

Are Twitter tipsters honest lads? Do they genuinely try their best to post winning tips?

The Take5Live is a game where you predict whether a goal will be scored by ANY team within the next five minutes of the match. You simply choose the event you want to bet on, push the button and hope for a goal in the next 5 minutes. All bets have a 4/1 odds, in other words if you bet €1 and win you will get €5 back.

Manni's IQ cant be above 90

some do. if you see

>gambleaware.co.uk and/or a bet365 bonus link

then the answer is no

Chelsea SW yuge

down yuge

>they score 2 minutes into ET
So typical

pmsl

Nice.

Must be SEETHING if you didn't get on this

@inplay_tips would be my go to
Sub users maybe @z_tips and @_inplayman

>Born too late for the online poker goldrush

no worries pal

Want old rball back tbqh

Shortened to 100/1 and 25/1 already

>tfw forgot how it looked and this is the only image i have of it

>tfw experienced it
We can only hope that the US get their shit together and change legislation in the next few years.. When they join the global player pool of sites like Pokerstars we will see a 2nd poker goldrush

Do not reply to the nibs above

ask if you can just lick her out or w/e

Good acca to the aussie

Tell her you are going to commit seppuku if she doesn't let you taste her femininedick

it's pasta, you cucks.

please have sex

As much as it pains me to say. Team USA is the value main special tonight boys. More info in a bit

Post things that Euan just CANNOT do

pic related

Seething. Juve is the TRU king on /bet/ ™

How many different gfs have you had since you started browsing /bet/?

3 here.

send help

0

0

Down a lot of fivers there lad

betting fivers was a much, much happier time

You are no longer one of us. Try reddit.

uni is honorary perma/bet/ for his tireless work in spreadsheet days

**********official******* accy of the day for tomorrow

>He missed season 1 and 2
Sad!

Well that's just very rude

This wins desu

I did not. I didnt call him new, I said he is no longer one of us.

He is an aftertiming little slug now.

Thank you. And PMSL to anyone not on.

>Less obnoxious than the vast majority of /bet/
>Worked hard for /bet/ in its early days
Yeah nah you can fuck off mate, uni can do what the fuck he likes as far as I'm concerned because he has earned it. Doubt you've contributed anything to this thread except maybe holding the world record for posting "please have sex" and similar tez memes.

fyi, I rarely post anymore because my home network has been permabanned and I just cba to post from my phone or log in to a vpn.

Also I'm actually not good at betting so aftertiming is the way forward for me

>except maybe holding the world record for posting "please have sex"

Very accurate desu

you must had sex yesterday. talking big sense

the brit can only dismiss uni if he can show he is shrewder.

youtube.com/watch?v=PQqUTigWKHY

Cant stop listening to this on repeat

>Not on United -1 against a Football League 1 team

youtube.com/watch?v=EgbjNsxehrY

Spain was SO underrated

Do you mean this one?:

yep x

xo for your kindness, may sex be upon you

think that hockey game has potential for arbitage

~2.9 on pinnacle for Canada -2.5
~1.44 on bet365 for us :~2.5

>2.9 can be arbed with 1.44
Would love to be your bookie

Or are Aussies into (You) farming too?

>not just getting on BTNTS at 1.91 on Man u vs. Northampton instead

might as well get into this lucrative business now

+1 (you)

Run.

assert dominance.

I hope that this isn't real, even for the original poster of this pasta

stop posting these you autist

>7:41PM
>US flag

youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w

Based Laura should've gotten more points too

>tfw no qt Flemish accent gf

ihenchao 1st scorer is value boiz

who was bet so NOT shrewd last night. it was free money.

people are too scared to get shit on if their tip looses.

V V dissapointed tbqh

Hahaha trolled! Thanks for the free (You)'s

WOW GUYS DID YOU SEE THE MAN UTD MATCH?

>Anyone else find it difficult to wank to anything else other than shemale porn?

V V strange

May have spotted a Marge in the MLB. Giants Dodgers under 7

tfw no curly ginger haired dancing gf

youtube.com/watch?v=Vnoz5uBEWOA

hmmmmm...

>posting youtube links to songs is the same as posting pics of your aunt
Strange man

mmmmmmmmm

>tennis

>Kiesza - Hideaway
I miss Maple desu

The Flemish accent is more important than the curly hair lid

Rough day. Need (you)s

dubs decides what food i order

Water and bread.

Right if you want a scrap I'll give you one

Alright boys.

USA is the bet tonight and heres the reasoning. Not but 4 days ago these two exact teams met and the Americans won, of course the game was fairly meaningless but it got heated and they definitely played like it mattered. Saturday night they played again and Canada won.

USA lost the first game of the group play, which would mean if they lose tonight against Canada they would have a very very high chance of not making the second round of the world cup.

If you know anything about hockey and Gary the jew Bettman, there is almost no possible way USA isnt making the second round at least in his knew lovechild the World Cup, he just cant lose that audience that means so much to him.

I expect a crazy amount of refpuck to keep the Americans in it if not on top, which they could perhaps accomplish without the refpuck. And at 3.30 ML or at the very least USA +1 @2.45 youre getting pretty good value on a game that is going to be close with at least a fighters chance for the USA.

I personally will not be betting against Canada out of mere principal incase my fellow Canadians harass me for the tip but i didnt want to let this pass my good friends on /bet.

Good luck.

Pizza, no cheese, double olives, sauce on the side

big mac without the patties

pizza with no cheese

Hockey tips?

Tofu.

wouldn't overs be better then?

or BTTS

>I personally will not be betting against Canada

FUCK OFF YOU SHILL

Do you freaks think I will actually order your selection if its some meme answer?

Just wanted suggestions desu

Btts is an absolute but has no value. Overs isn't certain.

I took the 60min draw i think they go to overtime.

What if we get dubs? Rolling for order a male escort

>overs
Not with Price and Quick in goal. Then again, US only have one good defensive pairing.

And they got beaten by Europe, for kek's sake. Unless there's some major refpuck they don't have a chance. Probably ends 3 or 4-nil to Canada

Sorry but can I ask why you know this much about that obscure Sport?

No chance. You dont give the American team enough credit. I never said overs either, i didnt and wouldnt bet on overs. Americans have last change as well. This game will be close.

dont talk like you know anything

you strange man

usa already scored you goof

ice hockey such a based sport tbqh

Had to delete that pretty sharpish didn't you!

>deleting things
>on Cred Forums
Aussies truly a strange species

chivas vs tigres over 1.5 goals seems like a good deal at 1.8

>ib4 0-0

Possibly the best balance between skill and physical play.

Very flukey goal there for Canada hopefully USA can stem the tide here.

felt bad didnt want to crush your passion for ice hockey XDXDD

Wasn't even my post pal but anyone criticising someone for a tip and getting btfo in 7 mins of a game needs calling out especially when they delete their post.

deeply regret what i did im new

You werent wrong

don't apologize lad. Mugs like that get abused if they dare bring that nonsense up in the pub. Joe and the boys also laughing when I sent them the screenshot

>deeply regret

i felt this was a cheeky comment not a genuine apology

Canadians can't even correctly tip their own sport. CLUELESS

are there prop bets for fights happening? if there isn't one at the end of the 1st there a guaranteed one in the 2nd period

Ive probably seen 1000s of bad soccer tips on here from brits, then again England isnt know for its soccer prowress.

We /nightbet/ now. Forget the bullshit, let's get comfy

think you should go to sleep pal

What time is it there

2am. Good time to watch icebrawling

Y-y-you too

FFS, all I want to do is impress my /bet/ buddies, why do these teams always let me down when I need them...

Should be a good game. I still think the states climb back into this.

Couple of penalties called, anything could happen

Game

Probably. Canada are just too dominant. Surely they win this meme tournament?

Yah, USA was biggest competition. Sweden looks alright but i dont think they will hold up against this. This game might end up 6 or 7-1

This bird wants to facetime me 4 in the morning

It's ok m8, did you cash out in the Arsenal game?

I'm thinking about posting tips for Liga MX even if I only bet fake currency for fun, I'm not cheeky in any way just because it isn't real money.

kvitova vs puig in like 15 minutes. kvitova seems like a sure fire win right b-b-ros?

No

What's the MLB /bet/ of the evening?

shrewd dota bets?

looking at the cdec game see some value there

For Wednesday?

reminder at st etinee DNB @2.1 is a solid bet

yes

>teamsheets lid

For Stallion - Forza in a bong?

terribly excited for the future of SPUDS.

except for aldierweierld and lamela, everyone's tied down.

the good english lads are committed to tottenham and my heart only warms when thinking about the future of the club.

>then again England isnt know for its soccer prowress.
brutal

Gee I dunno. The Monaco game was dire, they were lucky not to concede against Sunderland. The Kane injury looked horrible.

Hope they'll go hard on Gillingham tonight and Middlesbrgh come Saturdayy.

Jays/M's unders, sanchez and king felix

also World Cup of Hockey picks:

NA/Sweden o5.5
Russia SW

these dont lose

need money like a flower needs sunlight

MONICA PUIG

daj neke zicere brate hrvatski

Would let her sit on my face tbqh.

Hard to see a League One team winning against them even with all the injuries.

Wageslaving so SO bad.

>this dedication

i would avoid tbqh

follow tottenham quite extensively.

some untested nibs are going to debut, one of them is a 'messi'

wasn't impressed with the youth when they came here

Just had a dream that I was the only normal, well-dressed person in the /bet/ meet up and surrounded by """""""""lads"" in trackies and cardigans chirping about their love for alcohol and taking selfies while dabbing.

NEED someone to come up with an official dress code.

how about

1900 imperial military uniform

ill bring the horse

Very interesting.

what part of pakistan are you from, juveguy?

not too keen on japan so how about the dress code of our indian brother's space program

only acceptable attire would be a tailored blue business suit

grey is ok

black is horrid, if you have black suits you need to sell it

For 1.15 it's not worth it anyway and the tested goalscorers are injured

>Juve using my tip of the day
Feel honored but also exploited

anyone on global?

mitre 10 cup

bay of plenty

got it from a new zealand tipster

#ON

Thoughts on Man United? I think they should be able to pull a comfortable win similarly to Liverpool and Arsenal did last night

I'm thinking of becoming a full time degenerate gambler. Any of you guys make a decent living off this?

completely ignore this

Are all the Australian posts by the same person?

no way mou will let the team experience another loss.

Man Utd are in a spot of trouble and they need to move on from the glorious SAF days.

This means Ronney, despite his great service, needs to go.

Man Utd is in a disarray because there's too many egos in the club.

If Man Utd looses this, the consequences could be catastrophic for mou, so i expect he will bring out a strong squad. He really cannot afford another loss to a minnow-tier team

4 of us rn

are any of you

>tipstertube.com/profile/gooby

seems like a unique personality

Mou could rest the big names which I think would be a mistake facing a low tier team. I think -1 handicap is good value

>50 points in one quarter

For when they face Leicester

Not sure if Wozniacki is a sensible bet, up against a 4th seed in some Tokyo tourney

Well she was just broken, so nvm.

doesn't matter. man united will win.

you are making me question my acca but if man united looses to a league 1 team, again, as i mentioned before, the fallout is going to be tremendous.

the medea, the supporters and the players themselves are becoming aseptically of the new man united.

They've been humiliated enough, i just dont see man utd loosing this.

If they do, expect a crisis at the club

>missing the fix

>the medea
What do Greek psychos have to do with this match?

What's your acca my friend

>the media

PMSL

i've been reading greek classics

need some rest

PSV
AZ
Man utd

all in cup games

have any /bet/ters actually committed suicide

can't afford the exit bag

>he isn't on the accy of the day
PMSL

strange, i forgot where the acca came from so i assumed it was mine

It doesn't work anymore anyway. Helium tanks are diluted with oxygen now to prevent people from killing themselves.

>juve accy
Man U gonna lose then.

unsure about that btts gimmick

yeah, I killed myself couple of days ago

Gonna need to start wearing nappies from constant uncontrollable pissing when I laugh

:_:

are you ok m8

Enhanced. Literally foolish if you don't do this

Your Man U odds are terrible

Somethings we have to put up with down under

>2.07
pmsl

line of coke then bet on the underdog probably has, retards might have done it too

f

hé knappe gast, edde goesting om een twa te drinken op de graslei?

>manU cant afford to lose so they wont lose
i get what you are saying but that reasoning doesnt warrant a ManU win or draw

:3

give us a good calvin hobbes shop

UAC Tipping Group so LARGE on Inter Bratislava U19 -1.25

>Inter Bratislava U19
tad late ;_;

aftertiming zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>2
>Being this late
Do you have a death wish?

opinions on Hannover vs. Karlsruhe today ? I think the 1.7 odds on Hannover are pretty good.

yeah agree with you here

>tfw can't get on all these good tips because all my money is locked in an accumulator

jeonbuk have not lost in 30 (league) games, they aren't going to start losing today. on dnb and small on -0.25

222222222

>quads

>6666

WEW LAD

also, apparently penta sports cs go SW is a worldie.

do your own research tho

solid tip

>dackers

whats he on now

>2-2
zzzzzzzzzzz

>daily25.com/bookmakers-track-every-move-industry-insider/

So so scary.

Hey I've just started betting every now and again during the summer and I'll be starting uni soon. What address should I use when I make an account in uni and will I be able to as the IP addresses will likely be shared?

So how much are clean accounts with different bookies worth?

>What address should I use when I make an account in uni and will I be able to as the IP addresses will likely be shared?
You could always set up a VPN with your home connection

>tfw you have a dream of Toras tipping a 10/10

I just want to know what the guys in uni here do. Just bet as normal? Should I make accounts on a load of bookies right now before leaving for uni?

Go to uni. Have sex.

use the address that is on your bank account statements

NEED rball for the Flora u19 game in Estonian Cup

nvm its on Mara now

got a socceway tip for ya. portimonense -0.25
fafe isnt playing on the city of fafe so the home factor shouldnt really play a huge part on the end result. Only going with -0.25 rather than -0.5 cause there's a shitload of draws on this league

who knows anything about Danish 1st division soccer?

Why isnt Parky Park tipping Armenian Cup?

Toras potnetnial todaay?

I've been looking into it recently, because it's been one of the least profitable leagues for me

Is he a scammer?

Vendsyssel vs Helsingor

Helsingor are big dogs, better record and good on the road. Vendsyssel looks like they are playing good right now though i just dont know enough about them.

yes

0:2 10mins in
tears etc

meant to reply to this

>it's an ICB tip

what's up with City's odd?

>365angel

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What's up with Koln's odds? What special info do the bookies have?

If I went with the current model I'd have Helsingor as value, but I have always overrated away teams in this league and home teams win even more often than the avg odds for home wins would indicate. Don't have collected enough data yet, but I'm staying away from backing away teams here.

Hannover already up 1:0 feels good man. if I win should I just put it all on Schalke today ? I got a feeling they might finally show up today...

Schalke has been bad up until now, only good games against Nice and Buyern. That being said Köln is overrated right now because they are pretty high up in the table but that is only because they won against Freiburg and Darmstadt which are both shittier teams. Also the draw against Wolfsburg wasn't that impressive since Wolfsburg sucks dick this season.

The question is will Schalke finally play what they are capable of today ? Not sure on that one, I highly doubt they will lose but it could easily be a draw.

Almost the same story for Leipzip - Gladbach today btw. Leipzig is heavily overrated because they won against Dortmund and Gladbach is probably the better team overall yet they have 3.1 odds. I would take Gladbach over Schalke though, better odds and just as likely if you ask me.

>365 angel
fucking kek

What a shitty tip by toras...

Thank you.

I bet you don't have the BALLS to tell her that on TT, huh? Bitch.

Barça dnb easy bet

>Leipzig is heavily overrated
May very well be true, but I hope they can achieve yet another win, simply because I love how butthurt the German football fans get about that club.

what about it?

theguardian.com/football/2016/sep/08/why-rb-leipzig-has-become-the-most-hated-club-in-german-football

Staring at my wall wondering where it all went wrong

>crying about breaking even

kys

Looks like 17th September mate.

boring, was hoping they had some connotation with the nazis or whatever

looks like a kolmonen large

...

PSV 111111

zzz /bet/ SO dead