Sin City Reds
1. Jose Peraza (R) SS
2. Hernan Iribarren (L) CF
3. Joey Votto (L) 1B
4. Adam Duvall (R) LF
5. Brandon Phillips (R) 2B
6. Scott Schebler (L) RF
7. Eugenio Suarez (R) 3B
8. Tucker Barnhart (S) C
9. Tim Adleman (R) P
Chicago Cusb
1. Dexter Fowler (S) CF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B
5. Addison Russell (R) SS
6. Jason Heyward (L) RF
7. Willson Contreras (R) C
8. Chris Coghlan (L) LF
9. Jason Hammel (R) P
first for cusb have no fans
In Joe We Trust
Don't be second half Hammel.
Don't be second half Hammel.
Don't be second half Hammel.
Go cubes
>Im going to watch da burrs until I become disgusted enough to switch to baseball - what inning will it be?
You may find the Cubs even more unpalatable by halftime.
After this incredible season they're just going to slowly collapse like a flan in a cupboard.
>tfw only team you hate more than the Cubs are the Reds
Rooting for the stadium nuke tbH
Well the burrs are fucking horrible.
I'm depressed guys. I started dating this girl who's a reds fan and we were gonna watch this series together and root against each other's teams. But she broke up with me and I've still never had a serious relationship at almost 21. Am I fucked? Sorry for blogging I just haven't felt this shit due to baseball since 2003.
>21
>fucked?
It's not the end of the world. You're just finished, that's all.
and fuck this game. Every time I come back from burrs and iggles it's like nothing's happened.
I've only had one serious relationship in my life and it ended when I was 19. I'm 21 now, going on 22 and have just accepted I'll be /r9k/-tier the rest of my life
wat happen to cusb runs?
DINGER
...
There's one.
>cusp
DINGERS
That's OK, Chicago and Cincinnati are rooting for a nuke to destroy St. Louis.
WILL SON
based fowler
...
The meth is already doing that to them, where'd their football team go?
>based Len and JD tattoo banter
HEYSHIT DINGER
gidpman rbi's
>ALLOWING JASON HEYWARD TO HIT A HOME RUN
>le gidp man hits a 2 run HR
really makes your neurons fire
Im now fully disgusted and had to shut off da burrs.
>9th inning lead
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[W]
>oh du