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DET:Lions RB Dwayne Washington's role to expand
MIN:Vikes RBs: McKinnon-Asiata to be 65-35 split?
ARZ:Arians calls out David Johnson for miscues
MIN:Adrian Peterson diagnosed with torn meniscus
NYJ:Bowles: Marshall not dealing with sprained MCL
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First for D/a/llas.

>7 posts early

fuck off you fucking autistic child

>a fucking leaf

God Hates the Browns. Poor Cody being offered up as sacrifice. Still could be worse. Could blow a 3-1 lead in the finals.

>a fucking nigger

Pot calling the keddle back

>what?
what?

No its a canadian calling the nigger a nigger

>that flag
>that post

There are more niggers in american than the entire canadian population

really makes you think

Your mother has had more black men in her than the USA and Canada combined

$(ers

9th for Gay Rodgers

ch/a/rgers!

>black men
>men
Theyre called niggers and the only person shes ever slept wit was my father, who is white

Sorry to break your fantasy but the canadians are the ones who do the cucking, the americans are the cucks

Like all canadians, we are disgusted by the smelly stupid monkeys you call black "people"

>implying you know your father

>says the man with le current year man trudeau as his leader

>who is Drake
He's your country's pride and joy.

The GOAT

youtube.com/watch?v=MbU4fPYRvcY

I do
A white man? did you forget you have a current literal nigger ruling over you?

Who?

Son, I've missed you!

I'm older than you child

The most famous Canadian alive right now.
Birth name is Aubrey Graham. Stage name is Drake. You know who the fuck I'm talking about.

>A fucking leaf.

>the most famous canadian alive is a jewish mulatto

No I honestly have no idea who you're talking about, do you mean justin beiber? hes quite famous in america i believe and has sex with 10/10 women everyday

>a fucking nigger

>a non-college sports team wins a championship for carolina

Drake is bigger, better, and fucks more women.
Maybe it's because he's black?

>A maple-drinking, Beaver-loving, Moose-raping fucking Leaf

jeffrey needs to get injured on the next play or i lose !!!

good.

except he isnt and doesnt and i dont even know who the fuck that is lol

>a fucking nigger

carson wentz is a potential goat, too bad he'll be dead halfway through the season

PHI:Eagles without top CB McKelvin for MNF at CHI
SEA:MRI on Baldwin's knee comes back negative
SF:Chip Kelly: I'm not yet considering QB change
CLE:J. McCown expected to miss 'multiple games'
DET:Lions RB Dwayne Washington's role to expand
MIN:Vikes RBs: McKinnon-Asiata to be 65-35 split?
ARZ:Arians calls out David Johnson for miscues
MIN:Adrian Peterson diagnosed with torn meniscus
NYJ:Bowles: Marshall not dealing with sprained MCL
NYJ:Eric Decker dealing with a sore shoulder
SD:Chargers lose RB Woodhead (ACL) for season
CLE:Cody Kessler tabbed as Browns' Week 3 starter

You're not talking about the Panthers, are you? Cause that's never gonna happen bucko.

>this one assblasted canabitch

>be best DE in the nation in college
>hyped up beyond belief for almost two years, gonna be the next big thing in the NFL
>get drafted No. 3 overall behind two second and third round quarterbacks who were taken No. 1 and 2 simply because two organizations were incredibly desperate to have a franchise quarterback after being starved for one for years and years now
>still being hyped by everyone as the next franchise defensive player
>hold out in training camp like a pussy
>not play in the preseason at all
>get injured, not play in the first two regular season games
>everyone's calling me a bust

what went wrong?

He'd already be dead if the Browns drafted him.

>an IQ of 80 was once considered to be mentally retarded
>that changed when they realized the average "african american" (aka niggers) IQ was 80

really makes you think

Clipboard Jesus to the Browns.

will there be a more fraudulent 3-0 team?

They won their division last year. Also mind you the Broncos started 6-0 in 2009 and finished 2-8.

>white boys
>playing defense
>in the nfl
please

>Wentz
>2nd or 3rd round QB

casual detected

>implying that defense isn't legit

b-but he's the next JJ Watt

he's a white 3-4 DE picked in the first round so he must be!

>discount rapistberger

138 Days Until the Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.

>being this fucking mad thinking you are replying to the same person
lmaoing at your racist ass life

>A FUCKING NIGGER

Did you guys see Stafford fucking destroy a linebacker yesterday?

youtube.com/watch?v=OMYnWct2N7c

71360756


Still lmaoing at you

i feel bad for him being stuck with us

he deserves better, so did calvin

You definitely don't have to black to be a nigger, you Canadian nigger. Come in this thread being a hate filled nigger.

Hahahah Cutler is so fucking trash

>linebacker

rev up those excuse /nfl/

Wentz looks pretty smooth and natural out there

gonna bandwagon philthy now that the loins season is officially over

hope you don't mind

>Rams

They fucking blew it.

>trading up for only the 3RD best Qb in the draft

Fucking KEK

Its good to be king

>Browns
>Bears

Wew I'm glad John Fox is being exposed for the terrible fucking coach that he is. He held the Broncos back for the whole time Manning was on the team.

Thats a cornerback

Please don't talk ill of the dead. You could have let that one go

Can we all agree that as of now

Dak > Lynch > Wentz >>>>>>>>> Goof

>dak "no td" prescott
>first

MY FUCKING SIDES HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He was never that good to begin with, chorgers were just stupid enough to buy the hype

"no"

at least they didn't trade up to draft the seventh best QB in the draft like the Rams did

>0 TDs
That might be good enough to start on the Rams but it doesn't make you good

Jesus fuck the Bears are bad.

At least >we're going to sweep the burrs again this year

>burrs lose
>loins lose
>puckers get exposed as frauds
feelin good right now

>Bradford

Don't get too excited there, senpai

>last in the NFC North
>worse than the Loins
>probably worse than the Browns
>the city of Chiraq

>Puckers in 3rd

Wouldn't be the first time we ever made the playoffs with no QB

>3rd

where did you get that from?

Any room on the wentz wagon?

THE OFFICIAL NFL WEBSITE

Lions are in 2nd you dumbass

hope right on

both are 2nd without any tiebreakers
faggots

so help me god Philly I will rev up these orsons if you blow this

thats why your teams gotta always start with an "A" or else you get fuked by alphabetical order

I know it's popular meme, but does Jay Cutler honestly even care anymore?

>Being this fucking stupid

Only a puckers fan

OFFICIAL

NFL

WEBSITE

>le 500 draft picks only can beat burrs and browns man

Call me when he does something against a real team

this
although this test him in primetime
Im not trying to get too excited until he plays pittsburgh next week or til a divisional game

guess what these numbers represent
4-4
3-3
2-3
1-2
1-2

how about this these
2015
2010
2009
1991

>Thats fucking holdin ref!

Is it how many dicks Rodgers sucked?

Erin Rodgers vs winning teams

Gruden's drooling over Wentz is getting fucking annoying.

If we switch from being a Bears fans to another team for say a year or so until Cutler is gone at least, can any of you fault us?

No come join the vikes, we'll unite against the puckers

>FUCK!!!

yes

>loyal rasm fan

We haven't had a Qb as good as Cutler in 15 fucking years, stick it out pussy

first is various records the Rodgers led packers started a season with and made the playoffs

the 2nd is the last time the Packers, Bears, Vikings and Lions have won a playoff game, respectively

the sky isnt falling, the packers offense will only get better and they'll get Shields back for game 4 at the latest

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings Sponsored by Gatorade - Week 2

1. Steelers (+1)
2. Broncos (+1)
3. Patriots (-2)
4. Cardinals (+2)
5. Panthers
6. Vikings (+4)
7. Texans (+5)
8. Giants (+5)
9. Bengals (-2)
10. Seahawks (-6)
11. Ravens (+3)
12. Chiefs (-3)
13. Jets (+2)
14. Packers (-6)
15. Cowboys (+5)
16. Falcons (+8)
17. Raiders (-4)
18. Lions (-1)
19. Eagles (+6)
20. Redskins (-4)
21. Colts (-3)
22. Bucs (-3)
23. Chargers (+6)
24. Saints (-2)
25. Titans (+5)
26. 49ers
27. Rams (+4)
28. Bills (-7)
29. Jaguars (-6)
30. Bears (-3)
31. Dolphins (-3)
32. Browns

Boars fan here.

I know I really shouldn't, but since there's pretty much no fucking point to watching us this season, I'm kind of, secretly, reluctantly rooting for the Vikings.

Again, I really shouldn't, because divisional rivals and all that, but my dad is a die-hard Vikings fan and I'm currently studying in Minneapolis, so it's kind of hard not to get sucked into the hype.

>Whoever said That's fucking holding ref will be fined $25,000 just for saying that on live TV
>American capitalistic sports

This
You're moronic if you think a guy who hasn't played a down in a regular season game is better than wentz

I bet you thought raiders would make the playoffs too

Bengals should be higher than Giants easily

Are you even watching this game now?

>We haven't had a Qb as good as Cutler in 15 fucking years

Okay, but are you literally the worst team in the entire NFL and destined to stay that way for the next couple seasons?

THE EAGLES ARE GOING TO HAVE A WINNING RECORD AND GO ONE AND DONE IN THE PLAYOFFS AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

LITERALLY SEEEEEEEEETHING OVER WEEK 2 STANDINGS\

REMINDER THAT BEARS CAN'T EVEN WIN AT HOME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

Holy shit, was it a player, or just some random fan in the stands? Because if it was just some random fan, that's so fucking fucked up. That fine could make him homeless.

>mfw the Bills.

Good luck finding him

WHO 2-0 IN HERE??

> tfw win first week in fantasy 104-102
> tfw am winning by 3 points with 1 min to go and opponent has langford

AHHHHH I cant handle this. its having effects on my health.

anyone else have any close games this week?

yeah

i only won by 42 points :(

A new QB wont fix the other holes on the team

>I bet you thought raiders would make the playoffs too
not with that defense lel

Next week will be fun m8. I'd drive to philly for the game but I don't want to get bullied.

Im literally sick in my stomach, like physically fucking sick from what hapened to me in fantasy football

its yahoo so they use decimal points, so last week i lost by a total of .3 (three yards) and this week I lost by .1 (one yard),

if it was espn it would have been tie game two weeks in a row

Pls beat the packers next week

They couldnt even beat the Titans

LADS.............

Bengals are da bomb and are en route to a 10-6 season, with a wildcard berth

And another playoff loss?
Business as usual it seems

Debatably, yes. And did your team have the least wins in a 5 year period in nfl history just a couple years ago? Did your team go 3-13, 2-14, then 1-15 in consecutive years? Then just two years later go 2-14 again? Can your pussy ass imagine that if you are complaining about a middling Qb and one bottom tier year?

If I can live through this you can live through Cutler you pussy. You just want someone to give you permission to be a bandwagon fan. And you're not going to get that from me. If you can't handle the ups and downs of an NFL team be a Patriots/Shithawks/Steelers/Packers fan like all the other literal homosexuals

Wentz is a real qb

Dak is a meme.

whew lad

so in the MOST accurate scoring system you lost, and you're bitching like a bitch that you should have been using a less accurate scoring system so you could have tied? Maybe you should just stop playing fantasy football?

>A FUCKING LEAF

> playing fantasy without decimals

HURRR 9 YARDS DONT COUNT ONLY 10

ESPN is one of the worst FF platforms.

my god, he was slobbering all over his dick.

>LOOK AT HOW IMPRESSIVE THIS KID IS
>I HIT HIM WITH A NOODLE AND HE'S A TWO-HANDED MONSTER I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT HE'S A TWO-HANDED MONSTER

Rookie QB with no receivers: 'I am growing stronger'

be honest /nfl/

is he the next mcnabb?

Depends on who we get in the wildcard round

...

>is he the next mcnabb?

in b4 brady spamming

wow, white people are so beta.

>redskins
>burrs

all i do is create an illusion

all i need is a little intrusion

Someone in my league just lost by 0.06 points

ELITE TEAMS ONLY

no pleb teams allowed

>Leaf
>Sanchez
lmao

>elite company
>3 of the worst qbs in regular season history and elway

75% chance of bust, I'm sorry Iggles. It never gets better

WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE

Alright Cred Forums, I've narrowed down my choices for a team to two:
>Jets
>Pats

I see it like this:
Jets:
>I like Fitz
>I like Decker
>I like Marshall
>I like the unis
>They seem exciting to watch
>Joe Namath was pretty cool even if he is overrated

Pats:
>Like Tom Brady
>Like Julian Edelman
>Like Bill Belichick
>Commonwealth is a pretty based area

So where do I go from here? It seems blasphemous on either side to like the opposing players on either team.

On some real shit Steelers will rape the iggles

NFC aint shit this year compared to the NFC.Only contenders are vikings and panthers and maybe the cardinals if palmer gets his shit together

i was impressed with his command of the offense and the speed of his release but most of his attempts were short and predetermined

there's still a lot to be seen

Becoming a Jets fan will be one of the worst decisions you've ever made.

Confirmed bust.

IN WENTZ WE TRUST

Turn your trip on scarletism

I'm from the future desu

You need to put more effort into your false flagging
Its not even halfway believable

Shut up Diddler

Kek be honest with yourself here lad your team ALWAYS chokes in the playoffs

Do you like wild rides of happiness and sadness, sometimes at the same time? Go Jets

I'm a literal homosexual and I take offense to being compared to this bandwagoning faggot.

WHY THE FUCK DID THE RAMS PASS ON WENTZ

To be fair, all of his deep throws were either dropped or refballed

So when the Steelers BTFO the iggles next week will the Wentz dick riding stop?

WEEK 2 IS NOW OVER

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here are Week 1's results for reference:
1. (8.143) New England Patriots
2. (7.679) Pittsburgh Steelers
3. (7.429) Green Bay Packers
4. (7.268) Denver Broncos
5. (7.018) Carolina Panthers
6. (6.857) Cincinnati Bengals
7. (6.607) Kansas City Chiefs
8. (6.429) Arizona Cardinals
9. (6.357) Seattle Seahawks
10. (6.286) Oakland Raiders
11. (5.821) Detroit Lions
12. (5.804) Houston Texans
12. (5.804) New York Giants
12. (5.804) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
15. (5.411) Minnesota Vikings
16. (5.143) Jacksonville Jaguars
17. (5.125) Baltimore Ravens
18. (5.107) Philadelphia Eagles
19. (4.768) New York Jets
20. (4.714) Indianapolis Colts
21. (4.446) New Orleans Saints
22. (4.196) San Francisco 49ers
23. (4.018) Atlanta Falcons
24. (3.875) Washington Redskins
25. (3.821) Miami Dolphins
26. (3.786) San Diego Chargers
27. (3.732) Buffalo Bills
28. (3.571) Dallas Cowboys
29. (3.018) Tennessee Titans
30. (3.000) Chicago Bears
31. (1.107) Cleveland Browns
32. (0.929) Los Angeles Rams

>So where do I go from here

Hopefully off a bridge or dangling from a noose

cuz

Its fucked because you know somewhere one of your players or one of their players got fucked by a yard and it wasnt recorded properly or marked properly by the ref

Cause Jeff Fisher is a fucking hack. How he still has a job is absolutely fucking amazing

/nfl/ MARGIN PREDICTOR 2016

week 2 is done, so on to week 3. the goal is to pick how many points you think teams will win by and get as close as possible to the actual result, and I'll tally up your points every week and post a small leaderboard of the top scorers.

how many points you get for each pick depends on how close you were:
>0 off: 5 points
>1-3 off: 4 points
>4-7 off: 3 points
>8-10 off: 2 points
>11-14 off: 1 point
>15+ off: no points
then multiply that by how confident you were in your pick. the maximum score you could get is 240 in a week, and 3840 in a season.

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>Name
put here what you want your entry to be listed as if I end up posting your score. if you leave it blank, then I'll just use Anonymous.

>ID Code
put anything you want here, as long as it's the same every week. I'll be the only one that sees it, it just lets me know that you're the same guy that played last week using that code.

>Matchup
simply pick who you think wins that game.

>Margin
enter how many points you think they will win by. it has to be a whole number and can't be negative.

>Confidence
put either 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 here based on how confident you are that you'll get the margin right for that game.

>you can only have 48 total confidence points. if you go over, I will randomly discredit one of your highest-confidence games until you're at or under 48. you'll get no points for that game.
>if your ID Code is submitted twice, only the most recent one counts
>only entries submitted before the start of the first game count
>leaderboard of the top 10 scorers will be posted after the MNF game
>taking suggestions for what to rename this game, because Margin Predictor is bland and dumb

this shit is way too much effort and I don't know enough about teams outside my division to accurately rank them

I'm serious thought. An user a long time ago recommended I pick a team that I personally found exciting at the time since it would cement me liking them whereas reading about the history of a team wouldn't really do a whole lot.

That is just kind of where my mind is at. I was trying to narrow myself down to a team before the season began, but it isn't easy.

>3. Green Beta Puckers

fair

>Bears have lost 6 straight home games for 1st time since 1997 and are now 1-8 at home under John Fox.

John Fox is a fucking hack.

John Fox is the second biggest head coaching fraud in the NFL.

one guess as to who is number one

Rex Ryan.
;_;

Bill O'Brian?

Jay Gruden?

Rex Ryan?

could be Jeff Fisher or Rex Ryan really

Marc Trestman

Wow that was easy

fisher

No but solid guess, he's def top 5

got it

hue jackson and every black coach

Fisher?
Gruden?
Ryan?

Holy shit the nfl is full of frauds

>Bills have top 5 defense
>Ryan comes in, a defensive minded coach
>Bills defense is ruined
Bravo Rex

Shitcan Fox now and offer Harbaugh 9 billion dollars

WEEK 2 TOP 10 LEADERBOARD

1. (129 points) Anonymous
2. (105 points) IllusionOfSkill
3. (101 points) Superbobby
4. (96 points) Sneak
5. (87 points) Scan
6. (81 points) Steve Smith Sr Jr
7. (76 points) FBI agent
8. (72 points) BB
9. (47 points) A Texan
10. (0 points) /rsg/ SBG

SEASON TOP 5 LEADERBOARD

1. (256 points) Anonymous
2. (190 points) Steve Smith Sr Jr
3. (186 points) IllusionOfSkill
4. (183 points) Superbobby
5. (169 points) FBI agent

chip kelly

>bills have top 10 offense
>start 0-2
>fire OC
???

i dont want that raging faggot in my league again

I'm talking 2 years back, their defense was superb
Now they're just fucking awful.
Don't believe top 10 offence they're less than that.

List of good head coaches:
Bill Belichick

List of bad coaches:
Everyone else?

Quiz time spee!

So in the 1982 season there was a strike and the Bears did not play the Packers that year.

Taking this into account, what is the longest rivalry in football where division rivals have met at least once during the season?

Bonus points: Whats the longest running rivalry where division rivals have faced each other at least twice each season?

Winning for the 2nd week in a row. Step up your game lads.

Mike McCarthy.

Gary Kubiak is unironically a good headcoach. He handled the QB situation with Peyton and Brock perfectly. That shit can tear apart a team.

Is Fitzgerald a top 10 receiver of all time?

Accurate

>10. Seahawks (-6)

But they only played against Rams, and 0-1 at Rams is pretty common.

This is the gayest argument I've ever seen. You could be arguing about what size dick is best for sucking and it wouldn't come close to this

The toronto blue jays

Mike "real nigga" Tomlin is legit.

Packers and Lions?

Packers and Lions

Hey you faggot if Deadpool, I mean Bradford beats the Panthers next week, will we be number 2?

Hi /NFL/, bears fan here

Question to the teams who were longtime jokes of the league until suddenly one day they got good (seahawks, vikings, cards, panthers, etc)

How did you deal with the bleak years because I feel ever since 2013 and especially 2014 we've gone into the dark ages and this year will of course be no different.

How did you guys hold out with your team and how good did it feel once they finally did get good?

SOMEONE GIVE ME A SERIOUS REPLY

List of good head coaches:
Bill Belichick
Gary "unironically" Kubiak
Mike "real nigga" Tomlin
List of bad coaches:
Everyone else?

I can tell you as a Raidnigger what it's like to be a good team and go bad. I watched all three Owl wins when they happened and I watched it all fall apart. I can tell you it never gets any easier.

Got lucky here

Got the bonus points

Lions and Bears have met every season at least once since October 1930, making it the longest current rivalry. But due to the 82 strike the Bears only played the Lions once that season.

Lions and Packers have met at least twice in a season since November 1930.

Being a philly sports fan I know how you feel, back in the late 90's when the phils were so shit or the kotite iggles dark era.

Just keep a sense of humor and pray that they get their act together but as long as you love the game you should be fine

is he the next RG3?

>have to wait for .700 club ;_;

>losing to sneak
wew
anonymous confirmed smarter than trip/namefags once again

WEEK 2 TOP SCORER'S PICKS

>Jets by 3
>Steelers by 4
>Lions by 7
>Ravens by 10
>Cowboys by 3
>Giants by 4
>Panthers by 14
>Patriots by 10
>Chiefs by 7
>Seahawks by 7
>Cardinals by 10
>Jaguars by 4
>Raiders by 3
>Broncos by 14
>Vikings by 3
>Eagles by 4


>only guy to get more than half of the maximum points
>did it both times
YGSIU everyone else

I bet you just dreamed of Golic and Cunningham all day.

The sender if humor part sounds critical because even the bants alone from online here twitter and Facebook can drive a fan mad

All i see every gamethread for the past however many years is every laughing at us over and over and over again

Literally nothing I can do about it

no he'll learn to slide

This, he's a very bright lad

I never got a facebook or twitter but you gotta take the bantz in stride, its just a game so fuck it. Somebody has to lose the game >inb4 tie

There was a dude in /nfl/ or /fantasy/ that woulda won an a-okay stack of chips if Matthews scored him 15 points.
Told him there was no chance in hell. Happy I didn't lose any money on that bet.
Fucking do some cocaine, user, nice win.

Seahawks fan here, I barely watched the games when they were shit but instead found a love of football from the Patriots. Then of course Russel Wilson and Lynch start doing their thing and its Superbowl town in my city.

>3-19, no touchdowns, 7 interceptions, sacked 12 times, -36 yards rushing

...

...

>eagles have a better record than the packers
what year is it?

How badly are we gonna lose this sunday, guys?

52-0.

How was the sea pats owl for you?

Denver was playing scared in the season opener and had to resort to cheapshots to get the job done

Our Year

You're playing the Panthers in Carolina

ive mentioned some of the bad records the packers have started i'm sure this isn't the first time

congrats on winning the division

>implying dak
>implying gants

And? What if we win?

I did. Hang yourself

I'll be keeping these open until the TNF game starts, so make sure you vote.

Bruce "big balls" Arians?

>speed of release
>short and predetermined

Sounds like your next sexual encounter you pedophile

If Cutler was black would he be bullied this much?

THey never would have given him so much money

he would have killed himself in Denver bc of the bullying if he was black

>22 years a head coach
>Only 6 post season appearances
>No Owls
>Celebrate like you just won the fucking Superb Owl just because you beat the Seahawks to nobodies surprise because you did it already three times before

Why does Jeff Fisher still have a job

Yeah they need to lay off Cutler. The poor guy has diabetes for fuck's sake.

>Choice A: You are doomed to perpetual suffering.

>Choice B: No one will ever respect you, and you will never feel you can sincerely celebrate the team's success.

There is no right choice.

It's all because his parents vaccinated him as a kid.

Because the NFL coaching business is a boy's club. You gotta have connections.

Listen to this guy

>what if we win?

Oh dear the Vikings delusion is at an all time high after beating the puckers. Sam Bradford will not take you to the playoffs. Vikings will lose to the Panthers finish 9-7 at best this season

Make a screenshot of every
>BURRS
and
>SHITCAGO
post you see now when you're team is shit. Then wait for then to be good and post it all back and make the people who laughed at your team eat crow.

>mfw all the butthurt it caused when Cam Newton shut up every fucking faggot who ever called him Scam

Just root for whatever team is in closest proximity to you, you fucking autist. That way no one can talk shit to you about being a fake fan.

List of good head coaches:
Bill Belichick
Gary "unironically" Kubiak
Mike "real nigga" Tomlin
Bruce "big balls" Arians


List of bad coaches:
Everyone else?

*4 times before

and 3 times in a row

Hail to the king

Fun fact: since 1968 the Vikings have never gone more than five years without a playoff appearance,and that five year drought only occurred once

Bonus fun fact: the Packers between 1968 and 1992 only made the playoffs twice.

>$120 mil
Kek
I'm saying in a hypothetical that if we win, what will our rankings be, you fucking faggot kyf and kys

>top 3
>team still lost
It's an abstract feel

You won't because you cant guard Benjamin

>9 wins away from being the NFL's all-time losingest coach

>Mike Tomlin
>No John Harbaugh

I loled. What's Tomlins record against the Patriots again? Can only think of one time I've seen the Steelers beat them

HAHAHAHHA Against the 49ers shit defense, Vikings have a Denver level D faggot, Top 5
Rhodes is coming back you stupid fuck the guy who makes the NFC North WRs his bitch he has shut down CJJ multiple times, shut down Jeffery, shut down a lot of fucks.

NOW Tell me what fucking level they will be when they beat the Panthers on Sunday?

How would iggles fans react if shitsburgh made the iggles look worse than the foreskins?

Panthers fan here, After Delhomme started going downhill it got rough, after the 2010 season I didnt know if I was even going to watch football anymore, but since they got Cam, and then Kuechly and Benjamin and Olsen (I know the Bears are still hurting from that one) things have been alot better, sometime all it takes is some transitional players and a new head coach

Can confirm the Panthers are getting btfo.
Allow 21 points from rookie qb and his mediocre WRs.

You arent guarding the Panthers wideouts and you def arent stopping the Panthers rush, also I doubt yall score a point in the first quarter barring a fluke
>Denver level defense
Kill yourself

Holy shit if they get Wentz a deep threat next year he'll become a fucking dragon lord

eh i'm expecting to get raped by big ben anyway, the secondary is pretty shaky
hopefully we can contain deangelo and not get blown out

Alshon Jeffery will be on the eagles next year. Screen cap this.

>not being incredibly autistic about football and watching each game condensed on NFL Game Pass, plus Coaches film to make your self a water-cooler all-star

HURRR I MAGICALLY DONT LOOK AT STATS YEAR AFTER YEAR

Fucking kill yourself you stupid fucking nigger

Seriously, do it.

Panthers took that L the year before they went 15-1, we fucking humiliated them, Cam cant play against Zimmers Defense you stupid fucking faggot I work for the NFL Network and all I do all fucking day is look at stats and edit fucking stats on the fucking NFL Website, now sit the fuck down you little cherry faced faggot.

#shreked

All you do is look at stats but youre still a retard who's fucking triggered by me stating facts, the Vikings are getting btfo in Carolina on sunday

Facts are facts faggot, the last team that beat them that wasn't a fluke or in the playoffs was the Vikings, kys.

>there are """"""""""people"""""""""" who think losing AP will hurt our offense

if >we really need someone to average a piddly 1.6 YPC that's what Asiata is here for and at least Asiata can catch and pass block

Get in here boys

Exactly, I'm AP will result in the Vikings opening up the offense and IF Bradford stays healthy he will put up 200-300 yards a game.

>I'm talking 2 years back, their defense was superb


Thank you, that defense is ours now

Wasnt a fluke? when the Vikings blocked two punts in negative 10 degree weather? With a punter no longer on the Panthers?

gym shorts is the new jim johnson tbdesu

Bradfords getting broken next game

Is this autism?

Holy fuck this denial, seriously, ill loan you a 12 gauge to kurt cobain bro.

Besides Bradford has never had a good team that was a contender, Vikings are the team that he needed. Ask all the fucking greats you can, Jimmy Johnson told everyone that Bradford has an amazingly strong arm and is one of the most accurate passers he has EVER seen. He said all he needed was a team that would put him in the position to win right now.

Make sure youre in the thread sunday faggot, youre excuses will be my entertainment that day

This is a rant because I am absolutely sick to my stomach with these games against the Rams. The Los Angeles Rams are a below average football team. They will go somewhere around 6-10 this year. Outside of their defensive line, we are a superior football team to them in every single aspect. The Seahawks are a Super Bowl caliber team, but it is an absolute joke that this team continues to play down to its opponents. Case Keenum is a backup QB in this league. Their best receiver is Tavon Austin who this inept organization just paid like a top tier receiver. And Jeff Fisher should have been out of a job the past three years, except for the fact that the idiotic ownership of the LA Rams keeps him around. I don’t want to hear that division opponents are supposed to play you hard. The LA Rams are a 6-10 football team at best. And it sickens me with the talent that we have that we keep embarrassing ourselves to them. Our play calling was shit, the execution was shit. I’m just so pissed letting that idiot Jeff Fisher and the asshole Greg Williams continually get the better of us.

>He fell for the Jags/Bucs/ Dolphins/Raiders/Redskins/Packers/Seahawks meme

I hope so, but I doubt it

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSctcNWW7STOJh_CshtnOzrCg6tpw6989DwbJT-NaF8v_eviDw/viewform

10 votes
1. (8.500) New England Patriots [+0, +0.357]
2. (8.400) Pittsburgh Steelers [+0, +0.721]
3. (8.000) Denver Broncos [+1, +0.732]
4. (7.600) Carolina Panthers [+1, +0.582]
5. (7.300) Arizona Cardinals [+3, +0.871]
6. (6.900) Minnesota Vikings [+9, +1.489]
7. (6.700) Houston Texans [+5, +0.896]
8. (6.600) Philadelphia Eagles [+10, +1.493]
9. (6.400) New York Giants [+3, +0.596]
10. (6.100) New York Jets [+9, +1.332]
10. (6.100) Cincinnati Bengals [-4, -0.757]
10. (6.100) Green Bay Packers [-7, -1.329]
13. (6.000) Seattle Seahawks [-4, -0.357]
14. (5.500) Oakland Raiders [-4, -0.786]
15. (5.300) Atlanta Falcons [+8, +1.282]
16. (5.200) Kansas City Chiefs [-9, -1.407]
17. (5.100) Baltimore Ravens [+0, -0.025]
18. (4.900) Detroit Lions [-7, -0.921]
19. (4.700) San Diego Chargers [+7, +0.914]
19. (4.700) Dallas Cowboys [+9, +1.129]
21. (4.200) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [-9, -1.604]
22. (3.900) New Orleans Saints [-1, -0.546]
22. (3.900) San Francisco 49ers [+0, -0.296]
24. (3.700) Indianapolis Colts [-4, -1.014]
25. (3.600) Tennessee Titans [+4, +0.582]
26. (3.300) Washington Redskins [-2, -0.575]
27. (3.200) Los Angeles Rams [+5, +2.271]
28. (3.100) Miami Dolphins [-3, -0.721]
29. (2.600) Jacksonville Jaguars [-13, -2.543]
30. (2.500) Buffalo Bills [-3, -1.232]
31. (1.600) Chicago Bears [-1, -1.400]
32. (1.300) Cleveland Browns [-1, +0.193]

I hate this answer. Born and raised in New Orleans but I am an Eagles fan. I like the Saints alright, but if they play each other I'm rooting for Birdgang every. single. time.

I will even Trip so you can find me, faggot.


Faggot AnonBTFO Will be my trip. Pick yours faggot

>The Seahawks are a Super Bowl caliber team
You're not though. You're an 8-8 team that got beat by a 6-10 team on the road, it's not strange at all.

Based toxins

What will the Vikings be if they defeat Carolina next Sunday? No one will give me a direct answer, because I wanna see the butthurt flow if they actually pull it off.

>Allowing Gabbert to throw 21 points on you

lol what a fucking JOKE

>seahawks 13
LOL @ your life

This.

That's why I'm rooting for the New England Patriots.

did you bandwagon us because black quarterbacks?

I can't see any other reason, it's not like we won super bowls

>The Browns fired several scouts prior to April’s NFL draft because they were high on quarterback Carson Wentz, CBS Sports’ Jason La Canfora reports. Cleveland had the No. 2 pick in the draft, but traded it to the Eagles along with a fourth-rounder in exchange for the No. 8, No. 77 and No. 100 picks, along with future first and second-rounders. Then, they turned around and traded the eighth selection to Tennessee, and chose wideout Corey Coleman at No. 15. Philadelphia, meanwhile, selected Wentz at No. 2.

>While the team’s chief strategy officer said in July that the Browns didn’t see Wentz as one of the top 20 quarterbacks on the board, La Canfora reports that some of the more experienced scouts in the organization preferred Wentz over Goff, who eventually went No. 1. It was this schism in the organization that caused the scouts to be released before their contracts expired after the draft. It was curious timing for a firing, and now we know why it happened.

>The Iggs who have only beat the bottom 2 teams are 8

I feel like I have seen this somewhere before.

Is this an edit from a post last year?

Oh shut up bears fans you dont know what actual long term pain is really like.

I have really quit on the dolphins. I have pretty much stopped watch each game. there is no point when you know the problem is the FO and owner.

I knew the packers fact and I used that fact to keep hope for the dolphins. the dolphins were at one point the class of the league and have been shit.

>the dolphins have made one playoff birth in 15 years

but I didnt know the vikings fact. I never understood how the vikings or the eagles never lucked into a super bowl win after being competitive for so long

you guys know these aren't my personal rankings made with my own bias, right?

>According to ESPN's Adam Schefter, the Patriots worked out Glenn Gronkowski on Monday.

Get ready lads

>0

Well, that's what I get for memeing with 0 confidence for everything

Good thing Ravens traded up to draft Maxx Williams last year. Totally not a bust.

FUCK YOU JUST TELL ME FGT, take a guess I wanna see it posted

>Maybe if I pretend my team didn't also barely beat dolphins at home, people will side with me!
Seahawks meme magic has run out. 7-9

No its from fucking reddit. You've been ousted, never come back here

They beat them both pretty easily.

Wait are you saying the bears also don't have worst FO and ownership issues like the dolphins?

Let's be real, though.
The Browns would have ruined Wentz like they do every other QB they draft.

How can one franchise be this consistently wrong.

Well why the fuck arent they #1 then?

>ywn party like gronk and bang 10s like this on a regular basis.

The Giants, Eagles, and Cowboys all get good and the Redskins degress after winning the division and not maintaining being a decent time and once again being the shitstain of the division

Classic

I'd say Sean Payton is pretty good. It's Mickey Loomis that is fucking the Saints with his retarded free agency shit.

Mike Zimmer is making progress with the Vikings.

Too early to call, but Doug Pederson was calling plays I'd never seen before. That sweep/flip and that 3 TE set lining up to the side were genius scoring plays. Let's put him in the "optimistic" category.

a guess? 4th. Cred Forums usually kneejerks over every big win or loss, but also likes to keep things stationary if it isn't one so a win over the panthers will propel the vikings upwards but only far enough to not pass the current top teams, unless those guys end up losing.

>made a super bowl within the last decade

men the dolphins havent made the super bowl in 32 years. also the dolphins havent won a playoff game in 15 years. its no fucking comparision how bad miami is compared to the bears. the dolphins are a laughing stock to everyone. only bears fan think their team compares to the other shitty teams such as:browns, dolphins, lions, bills, bengals

>cowboys
>good

> putting the Vikings in that group

Enjoy your pain

The bears are worst than every team on that list except for the browns

Appreciate that your city also has the blackhawks and cubs and stop fucking crying

It feels like the Eagles have been in the limelight for the last two fucking years and the media train never stops
>finally fire Chip Kelly
>hire boring ass Andy Reid lite
>expect things to finally calm down
>half the team gets traded and we trade up for a QB
>media circus
>QB hype goes away
>expect quiet rebuilding year
>Bradford traded, Wentz is new starter
>media circus
>expect to watch Wentz' deveopment as he has an okay to bad rookie
>Wentz balls out
>media circus

Well, firstly, the Saints were absolutely awful growing up as a kid. Just pure awful. My dad is an Eagles fan and brainwashed me. They were pretty fucking cool. I liked Randall Cunningham a lot.

Then during the Andy Reid era, yes, I did like McNabb, Brian Dawkins, Duce Staley, etc. and so forth

Tl;dr My dad is from Philly and were much more fun to watch than the Aints growing up.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

god why are bears fans always bitching about how bad there teams is when they have a lot better times the last decade and half than a third of the league.

especially since even if you had just set them all at 3's you would've been the second-highest scorer this week with 108 points. maybe you should put your focus on something other than memeing.

fuck i want him to become a franchise QB so bad

> vikings

Go to bed Tyler

OFFICIAL JFFM WAY TOO EARLY WEEK 3 PICK'EM

>Texans @ Patriots
Texans
>Cardinals @ Bills
Cardinals
>Broncos @ Bengals
Bengals
>Browns @ Dolphins
Dolphins
>Lions @ Packers
Packers
>Raiders @ Titans
Titans
>Vikings @ Panthers
Panthers
>Redskins @ Giants
Giants
>Ravens @ Jaguars
Ravens
>Rams @ Buccaneers
Buccaneers
>49ers @ Seahawks
49ers
>Chargers @ Colts
Chargers
>Jets @ Chiefs
Chiefs
>Steelers @ Eagles
Eagles
>Bears @ Cowboys
Cowboys
>Falcons @ Saints
Saints

Your welcome

mobile.twitter.com/GAFollowers/status/777711114624704513?ref_src=twsrc^tfw Faiders fucking each other up kek.

Lol cap this someone

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Did you even see tonight's game?

How do you fans of other shit teams deal with the fact that your team will never EVER amount to anything positive and will always be a laughing stock?

>Benglels
>Beating Denver
Everything else looks good.

>Saints
nigga you dumb

>cubs

Fuck off

>Doug Pederson was calling plays I'd never seen before.

Literally verbatim what Gruden said on TV tonight

get your own thoughts fucking loser

>dolphins lost to a third string qb with no gronks

yeah the dolphins are in a much worse situation

>picking the wrong team in your city

>Eagles

>Picking

Cute

Bongols never had a chance

>balls out
senpai

he passed for 190 and 1td against the burrs

Check back after he plays the steelers and then the vikings defenses.

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also to add on the bears dont have to compete with the fucking pats every year. the pats are going to keep winning the freaking division until bill belicheck retires

yeah those tannehill stats are fucking garbage time stats when the pats were playing prevent defense

>I didn't watch the game
Half his drives were cucked by refball, drops, or o-line penalties

Do you, not pick in Chicago? Are you assigned like the sorting hat in harry potter?

Acceptable.

My grandfather passed the eagles down to my father, then it went down to me, but we never left suburban Philly.

There's literally nothing funny about this

North of Madison St = cubs
South of it = Sox

I'm like 30 streets south of it

you deserve a wedgie for making a Harry Potter reference in /nfl/

Bengals destroyed the Broncos the last time they played

Saints swept the Falcons last season

I'm loving their D line and Schwartz as DC. People can nuthug Wentz all they want but that defence will decide how far they go this year

>Literally Elite (90+)

>toxins

>Lions @ Packers
>Packers

WRONG

Well, according to Pats fans, doesn't matter who is playing in the system. So if Texans beat New England, it should be a legit win.

>2-0

Feels good to be a top tier team in the nfl right now

>bears

Literally who?

pokemon, anime, and traps are in /nfl/ all the time how is harry potter any worse?

Huh, never knew. In new york and surrounding areas you pretty much just choose whatever you want.

yeah schwartz made the right move switching to a 4-3, we can create so much pressure only rushing 4 and we've got fantastic personnel
i think ben is gonna do bad things to the secondary though, but at the very least it'll probably be closer than i thought it would be before the season

They have the Packers which are just as worse

>4-15 vs the Packers in the last half decade or so
>Cutler by himself is 3-13

>lose
>destroyed

pick one

come at me bucko

It's scam not scan

If you didn't notice those plays and how fucking off the wall some of them were at the time, then you need to watch more football ya fuckin leaf.

Nah we're fiercely territorial here in Chicago

Northside, Southside, Westside, we even have segregated towns for all races and shit like greektown, Chinatown, bronzeville (blacks), Pilsen (spics), boystown, etc

Only the scum tier people will go to the cubs from the south and vice versa

>texans
>bungholes
>Packers
>Titans
>Panthers
>ravens
>Chiefs
>eagles
>saints
could you be anymore wrong?

well don't put it as a typo next time then, it gets fixed automatically if you use the same ID Code

Julio Jones is gonna buttfuck that garbage ass defense

>putting in a guard as a tight end and then doing a fake in motion tight end screen
the absolute madman

>Titans

Kek you already jumped off the raiders bandwagon you faggot

>suburban Philly
where at?

men now you are just being delusional.

pats > packers

get the fuck out of here. stop whinning the bears dont have it that hard. try going 15 years without a playoff win. the past two seasons there is no point in watching the games past week 4 and somehow the dolphins win meaningless games to not win great draft picks.

A-auto correct

>boystown
No wonder Aaron Rodgers lives there now

>the past two seasons there is no point in watching the games past week 4 and somehow the dolphins win meaningless games to not win great draft picks.

You just described the bears except instead of two, it's three.

My dad moved from Philly to Berwyn and lived by the train station.

>13. (6.000) Seattle Seahawks [-4, -0.357]

Isnt Seattle too low? They just lost to Rams and its pretty normal for them. Could someone explain me why just 13th?

I'm never confident picking against the Patriots but the Texans defence has playmakers everywhere and Osweiler surprisingly didn't shit the best last year against them. I think the Patriots pick up their first loss this week

It's the Packers at home snook

Relax

Are we talking about the same game? The Bengals dominated the Broncos the whole game even with AJ Green having probably the worst game I've ever see him play

37-28 doesn't tell the whole story

Kek

the Rams are worse than ever this year and Seattle still managed only three points against them

Calling it

Vikings beat panthers 21-17

well they didn't allow a TD, so there's that. the small sample size probably affects it too.

but you made a fucking super in the last fucking decade and have been to multiple conference games in the last 15 years where the dolphins havent even won.

It really is nothing in comparision. I would switch the dolphins past 15 years for the bears 15 years in a second

m8 37-28 was in 2014

last year the Broncos won 20-17 in OT

I assume that's probably what failcons fans said before losing both games to them last year

I didn't pick the Raiders to make the playoffs either of the last two years? Titans I lost my nerve and changed my to >Lions right before the game this week and I'm not doing it again. Win or lose I'm sticking with them

>18. (4.900) Detroit Lions [-7, -0.921]

They looked like hot garbage in both of their games. I see no reason to classify them as an elite team right now other than "They were good 2 years ago"

>Browns @ Dolphins
Dolphins


I kinda hope the dolphins lose to cody kessler it would be just perfect and really the dolphins need to draft another freaking qb or leonard fornette.
>implying I give a fuck if he is a rb

kek mb forgot they played last year even though I watched the game start to finish

Anyway that was with AJ McCarron who isn't nearly the QB Dalton is

Last year the Saints weren't down their only good DB

and the bronkeks had Brock

Losing to the tits is inexcusable m8

>giving biased tripfags who are wrong more than 50% of the time (You)'s

I thought better of you /nfl/

Who /abouttobe2-1/ here?

The Broncos are better than last year and the Bunguls are worse.

Brock > Semen

>mfw Wentz shits the bed

I gotta disagree with you my man.

If Wentz continues to play well, Fisher will definitely be fired. It would be a major strike against Hue Jackson too.

This is why the Browns will never be good.

yep

I'd like to but I really fucking doubt it.

>look at week 3 schedule
>sunday night bears vs cowboys
>philly/steelers in late afternoon slot

>mfw James Harrison traumatizes him for life just by pretending to blitz

If the Seahawks lose this game, Bevell will lose his job.

>JFFM
>ever picking the Falcons to win a game

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detroit_Lions


Is there a more pathetic north american organization than the lions?

>they have had ONE playoff game in 58 seasons
my fucking dad has seen one lions playoff win and he is almost 60

>49ers @ Seahawks
49ers

>tfw underdogs again

I love it

Iggles fans or people who have seen their games

Has Wentz been hit hard yet?

That was my biggest concern for him, he wasn't touched often at ndsu.

Chargers will win the AFC west this year

>mfw wentz plays okay but ben drops 6 TDs on our "secondary"
weren't you just complaining about how bad your team has had it lel

>Bears
>Browns
>getting hit
Lol

>Tom Cable
>Darrell Bevell

Pick one to be fired. Choose wisely.

I should go in on that dumb faggot right now but I don't need to

>yfw my fantasy football thread dies and goes unreplied

finally, finally it's all over

Say it with me now...

DAVID BOSTON 2.0

yeah then I looked that up and that puts it all in perspective.

I was just saying the dolphins have had it worse then the bears. there are plenty of teams that are far worse

>The Broncos are better than last year

they beat the browns in the NFL championship game 1957

literally as I post this I get 2 replies in the thread

I'm 21-11 on picks so far this year though lel

It's only because of Wilson's injury. This dude is the 2nd best QB in the NFL to me and he's looked awful the last two weeks because of that ankle injurt. I watched a replay of Seahawks vs Rams today and I just can't pick the Seahawks to score more points than the 49ers until I see him consistently move the ball again

why? he is skinny as fuck and david boston took roids

Antonio Brown had his worst game in years with Ben, partly due to heavy rain, and partly due to them both being off. He's going to be on a mission this Sunday. It will be a thing of beauty.

Thought as much

Will be fun to see if the steelers hit him with some blitz packages.

Then week 6, facing a vikings defense coming off a bye.

Seeing it was burrs/browns, there probably wasn't even much pressure.

No hands and he's a flash in the pan. Fuller is faster than Boston was though.

>It's the Packers at home snook

Yeah that meant everything last year

nobody cares, you always do the same shit like fade the Steelers and Falcons because of butthurt

>when Andrew Luck gets destroyed by defenses

be nice ben, rape is illegal

>tfw defense is a regigigas
>slow start

Took the cheese

>This should go to the house
>Cutler literally throwing off his back foot
Fuck off Gruden

yeah AB's in the endzone there
mills is still pretty raw

Still can't get over this. Why the fuck did he even freak out so much?

twitter.com/PrimeLeBron

For anyone who hasn't seen it

Because he wants his wife's son to he gay

>tfw defense is a Metagross
>good in every way

why did they draft him?

>twitter.com/PrimeLeBron
>SEAHAWK FANS BE MADDDDDDDDD
>HEY HEY HELP
>YOU IDIOTS
what did he mean by this

He never cared

To take pressure off of Diggs.

Yeah, he took some hits tonight. Seemed pretty tough.
He was a little reckless scrambling a couple times, but got up quickly and seemed fine.

I kek'd heartily

its late and we still have some room before the next thread, how about some week 2 filenames?

That's a really nice throw

>3-9

>Tfw not even worried about week 3/4 because Bill will figure something out

Is this what it feels like to be entitled?

...How is that working out for him?

He will be seeing the field after the bye week.

On the Panthers note, the Vikings have played mobile QB's the first two weeks of the year and neutralized both to a pretty good effect. Cam has a bad track record against good defenses.

I'm in the minority but I think the Vikings win. That Panthers team is way worse than last year. Who do they even have at CB?

who /razorcake/ here

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Nah, entitled has got nothing to do with that. Entitled is how Pats fans were acting during deflategate, for example.

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What the hell is wrong with that motorcycle

>LeBron tries to shit on seattle fags
>instead shits on LA fags

>mfw rewatching the highlights for that game
>they try to make the field goals look interesting

fucking comical

>LeBron

>the colts will never have quality players at any position besides quarterback ever again
They are the opposite of the norm

The offense puts up 7.5 points per game against bottom 10 teams shut the fuck up

>looks solid week 1 with some elite throws
>b-but it was just the browns

>looks even better week 2 with elite throws that were dropped by his trash receivers
>b-but it was just the bears

what's gonna be Cred Forums's excuse after he posts 250 yards and 3 td's against the stoolers?

(LI) es

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How does it feel that you are literally wasting Luck's talents?

Anyone got the video / image of Dak's girl taking off her clothes?

What the fuck are they doing?

>what is an injured quarterback
>what is an injured offensive line
Go watch CFL leaf

>Browns could have drafted Wentz

he's not gonna get 3 TDs unless Herbie comes back and they run 3 TE sets. they literally have the worst WRs in the league

really makes you think

>two weeks into the season
holy shit just cut him already

>rookie QB
>actually playing a good team
>0 passing TDs allowed
top kek

>Jordan MattEWs

Feels like the leukemia should've killed Pagano

>Quarterback A in his last 8 games: 173/295 (58.6%), 1751 yards, 11 TD, 6 INT, 79.6 rating
>Quarterback B in his last 8 games: 180/294 (51.2%), 1995 yards, 10 TD, 7 INT, 82.8 rating
Guess who?

>implying anyone could do well with the Browns

Rodgers
Gabbert

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20 votes
1. (8.350) New England Patriots [+0, +0.207]
1. (8.350) Pittsburgh Steelers [+1, +0.671]
3. (8.200) Denver Broncos [+1, +0.932]
4. (7.600) Carolina Panthers [+1, +0.582]
5. (7.500) Arizona Cardinals [+3, +1.071]
6. (7.250) Minnesota Vikings [+9, +1.839]
7. (6.800) Houston Texans [+5, +0.996]
8. (6.500) Cincinnati Bengals [-2, -0.357]
8. (6.500) Philadelphia Eagles [+10, +1.393]
10. (6.400) Green Bay Packers [-7, -1.029]
11. (6.250) New York Giants [+1, +0.446]
12. (6.100) New York Jets [+7, +1.332]
13. (5.950) Seattle Seahawks [-4, -0.407]
14. (5.750) Kansas City Chiefs [-7, -0.857]
15. (5.500) Oakland Raiders [-5, -0.786]
16. (5.200) Baltimore Ravens [+1, +0.075]
17. (5.000) Detroit Lions [-6, -0.821]
18. (4.950) Atlanta Falcons [+5, +0.932]
19. (4.600) San Diego Chargers [+7, +0.814]
20. (4.550) Dallas Cowboys [+8, +0.979]
21. (4.150) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [-9, -1.654]
22. (3.850) Indianapolis Colts [-2, -0.864]
23. (3.750) Washington Redskins [+1, -0.125]
23. (3.750) New Orleans Saints [-2, -0.696]
25. (3.500) San Francisco 49ers [-3, -0.696]
26. (3.450) Tennessee Titans [+3, +0.432]
27. (3.200) Miami Dolphins [-2, -0.621]
28. (3.050) Buffalo Bills [-1, -0.682]
29. (3.000) Los Angeles Rams [+3, +2.071]
30. (2.900) Jacksonville Jaguars [-14, -2.243]
31. (2.050) Chicago Bears [-1, -0.950]
32. (1.400) Cleveland Browns [-1, +0.293]

>Matthews dropped a TD
>Agholor dropped a TD and a 40+ yard bomb that would have set them up inside the 5
FUCK THESE TRASH RECEIVERS

>(only Matt Stafford had more)

>what is an injured quarterback
>what is an injured offensive line
The Browns

138 Days Until the Browns Win Super Bowl LI

How do you handle this situation as a professional football player Cred Forums?

A fan has come onto the field, and despite how you feel about the game now or ever, you are held responsible for your next actions

what do you do?

If the Dolphins didn't bounty Garoppolo what do you think his stats would have looked like post game?

>Score: 56-7
>48/60, 400 yrds, 4 TD passes

Literally nothing, they have people who are paid specifically to do that for you. By doing something you not only take their job away, you're doing it >for free

That should be 61.2% you fuckup. Don't let it happen again.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Wait, seriously? You mean I actually got some of them (almost) right? Holy shit.

Thank you based Carr

TYBC

>bounty
>hitting the QB is headhunting
please fuck off

I'm honestly shocked Kiko didn't fall apart on that play

you were dead on with the giants and pats wins, and were only barely off with the vikings, jets, and panthers, the last of which you had the closest score of anyone. maybe you should try seriously this time, you could do well.

Fuck alshonn can get up field quick
That move was fucking filthy though
Straight up disgusting what he did to that corner

Raidnigger here. after '01 and '03, then 10 years of obscurity, then almost making playoffs but losing the spot to Teblol I was just kinda numb to it all. I think being so bad for do long and being an out of state fan kinda helped cause no one even bothers to bantz on you. (Home state has no team, been with Raiders since childhood late 80s so I'm not changing ever)

>then almost making playoffs but losing the spot to Teblol
you didn't lose the spot to tebow, you lost it all by yourself. tebow lost at home in week 17 so all you needed to do was beat the chargers IN THE BLACK HOLE after you had already beaten them in sandy eggo earlier. if it wasn't for your spaghetti, you would've made the playoffs for the first time since 02 just like we did.

>We
>Tripfag was there
hory shit

I was talking about the 49ers, whose last playoff appearance before 2011 was also in 02

Good, please don't make the second mistake again

the what now? I didn't make a mistake, I was just explaining your misunderstanding.

holy shit that corner got absolutely savaged by Jeffery

I can't wait for Jeffrey to get injured by some merc DB and >our season to be 100% over

>I just can't pick the Seahawks to score more points than the 49ers

nigga it's in centurylink

if the 49ers win i will literally put on trap panties and thigh-highs and post a pic

or worse yet, having a 1400yd/10TD season and then sign with the Vikings or some shit in the offseason

yeah it's fucking crazy they ran a goal line toss with a RB who ran a 1.55 laser timed 10 yard split and scored a TD with it

it's almost like nobody has ever realized one player is faster than the others and you can throw a ball faster than people can run

Might have to tbqhwymbnfS

capped

I'm holding you to that fake sneak

Is the NFC North the worst division in football?

>Dak > Lynch
What the hell is your problem?

Got me a front row ticket to the Niners/Bucs game next month. Now I can be robbed of my hopes and valuables at the same time!

P.S. Eat shit Sneak

>you have things others would steal

I'm aware of that tripfag, just didn't word it right. I should have said lost the division for Teblol. I still can't get over their reasoning for firing Hugh after that year
>8-8 just isn't where we wanna be
It's the best fucking place you've been in the last 10 years.

no that's the AFC South

You're right, the Bucs have already stolen everything dear to me.

new

The fuck are you even on about? It's not even bottom 3. AFC South, AFC East, and NFC South are all worse, in that order.

still the AFCS until proven otherwise

well to be fair, they went 6-0 in the division the year before even though they still didn't make the playoffs and were also 8-8, so 3-3 was a step down for them

>hugh
hue jackson could've taken jason campbell to 10-6 the way they were going and with that schedule honestly

>could've taken jason campbell to 10-6 the way they were going and with that schedule honestly
And they were so blinded by that early season success they gave up a ridiculous amount of draft picks for fucking Carson Palmer to try and keep it going. I swear the ghost of Al Davis made that deal.